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THE RACE FOR HUSBANDS

We will not change the world.

Why can not we send them flowers?

� dinner invite?

Take the self � campaign?

With out of gas?

Maybe, if we said ...

Certainly, I will not meet id�al man today.

Maybe not even this week.

Or even the New Year!

But when I see it, I reconna�trai!

Harry will serve there?

Order for me, Julie. I'll magazines.

What do you want?

It is so beautiful ... I'll eat anything!

Forgiveness. After you.

Thank you.

How many do you have?

From this ... how many do you have?

- No, fortunately! - Thankfully?

I'm not married.

Give me a box.

You smoke the pipe, Anabel?

I relieve you of your r�flexions!

How cute! Do not you imagine his father?

I repr�sente the as if he was here.

If you find a cretonne clear tell me.

Is not this the cottage Moon honey we saw � Sycamore Lane?

But of course! You remember you?

Check out this comfortable chair front of the fire!

Do not you see someone in ...

with a pipe and a book?

And the child's bedroom is not it perfect?

I would add a terrace ...

It shows you a picture of a home and you already installed it!

With what we earn, not to mention deductions and imp�ts

should be 5 years to buy that horse!

Everything is well drawn plans.

A young girl is well combine his case.

This is know the difference between ... a simple soldier and General.

Here's your egg salad My g�n�ral!

And pickle?

Busy, these days, Mr. Gogarty?

Attention to magazines. If a customer wanted.

I'll buy it, instead of a dessert.

It's not too early!

I'll take a dozen.

Bottles! Of course he's married!

Who is married?

How do I know? Do not you think that marriage?

Items for children layettes, keyrings ...

Chantilly lace background of blue cr�pe ...

These are stores Roger Sanford, not the Folies-Berg�re!

Happy birthday, Suzy.

You do not recognize me?

I was at the bar ... The magazine Better Babies!

Sure, of course.

I send you dresses As soon as they arrive.

Since I know you, if you serve me?

I want to see slippers of babies. A shoelaces.

We have them.

For your nephew, maybe?

Tr�s pretty. They are fourr�s.

I see. No. Those you advertise, the "Winkie-Woolies".

Here's the "Winkie-Woolies".

That's what I want. I'll take 14 pairs.

9 5 blue and pink. Please send � Miss Hazel ...

Miss Hazel?

Williebrand ... It is a gift, send �

Housewives Childhood Fernwood.

Childhood home! This is lovely! And it explains everything!

Really? I am delighted.

- Invoice to me. "Doctor ..." - Doctor!

Dr. Madison W. Brown, 710 North Rexford Drive.

This is wonderful! I mean: you're a doctor,

you gu�rissiez people and we have got to know.

The world is small.

Is not it? Especially in April!

You will always find me here. Anabel Sims.

And since you love babies ...

Not at all. I find unbearable.

Attention! Okay?

You almost put me � earth!

When they are really sick, I'll send you my bill.

I have no doubt.

Come, children, it does not take us seriously.

Hello � Hank. It is better dad a poker player.

Another client. She phoned it ran.

But it is 18 h 15! I have not arrested him the day.

It is free qu'� this hour.

But I am having dinner � 19 at Caroline Davis.

You will be late. Regain your firm.

Stop driving me � wand, Mary.

What have I become ... employ�

office boy or � scheduled!

So shut up. You're pediatrician and the best ever!

Open the drawer to invoices and take a thousand dollars for you.

T�chez and return the appointment � tomorrow!

Are you alone?

Yes!

I wanted an interview with you.

I could not come sooner ...

and I wanted to see you.

Why? Who sent you?

Person. You're the only doctor

I know really well.

Where did you hear about us?

Remember, booties for babies!

Ah, yes, shopping Sanford. How could I forget you?

- Sit down. - Thank you.

Let's start at the beginning.

The patient's name?

Sex e ... f�minin.

Sure!

Age?

A little more than 20.

That is enough. Thank you.

Child's Name: Anabel Sims. 20 months.

What do you observ� exactly?

Insomnia, somehow.

Do you have an idea of ??what can cause this "insomnia"?

I do not know ... Is nervous, no doubt.

Have you noticed redness,

of inflammation?

Oh, no! Anything. Nowhere!

And digestion?

Excellent! Affam�e, � time it is!

We cry a lot?

From time to time.

Ms. Sims, bring me the little Anabel ...

"Ms. Sims!" Where did you get that? And who is the little Anabel?

I supposed ...

I said "Miss Sims."

Why do you married?

But ... and child?

What child? Suddenly here I am with a child!

This has nothing to funny!

You made a mistake. I sp�cialiste children!

Even more wonderful! I love kids!

I hope that you will one day.

Oh, Probably ... as soon as I am married!

I had not seen them entering.

What is this wonderful child?

Little Mary Nell. Here is the mark of his teeth.

It is time for me to go.

The doctors must have visits � do in the evening.

Sometimes.

They have soir�es free?

Oh, yes. Lt reminds me ...

Mary, Miss Davis t�l�phonez � I'm going to take it.

For your "nervous insomnia"

I recommend less imagination romantic and more sleep.

And you store those thousand dollars.

R�SIDENCE LADIES

This is me!

Between, if you want.

I just see you.

You work � home?

You can tell.

"Birthplace of Dr Brown. Studies of the junior high ... "

"Sports. Distractions."

You �cris his biography?

No. It's part of my plan.

I note all the details. The "g�n�ral" into action!

That means that you will to lay a trap?

What do you want? Men compel us!

It's for his own good. At this time, it's very unfortunate.

He seemed happy enough.

How so? C�libataire, alone in the world?

And the life he m�ne!

These menus, for example.

It has a restaurant for each night of the week.

No home cooking!

These features red pencil?

D�signent dishes he loves.

"Turtle Soup �. Steak mushrooms. "And the blue pencil?

For dishes that he loves.

"Potatoes � the cream." Julie, is not it wonderful?

Sensational. It should not be like him.

"Size: 43. Neck: 42. Sleeves: 58 ".

Why not color its cale�ons?

Blue!

"Lectures pr�f�r�es. Distractions. "

"Amours ant�rieures. Causes of �chec. "Oh!

I put ten days � d�goter all this.

And here is his book: "Errors committed by mothers. "

He knows nothing, but it's nice to try � him.

And here � choir the college.

He was second t�nor.

He was already beautiful boy.

Yes, is not it?

You know what he eats and where he sleeps.

A What's it you will he?

You'll see!

Every Tuesday there having dinner alone at Pierre.

Next time I will not be also gourd qu'� his cabinet.

I did not know his specialty. He sent his note: $ 10.

We had you expected.

Lt has been my plan late fifteen days.

And he thinks I'm after him!

How did he have thought that?

Suffice to say the fish: "Train the � hame�on!"

What he needs is a rival.

He believes that another int�resse � is me!

Your boyfriend Greenville?

Jo? A centipede would not be jealous!

You do not know millionaires?

If I knew, I would keep!

Yes, Peter.

This is the secretary Mr. Roger Sanford.

You were absent. I left my number private.

Tuesday, 20 h. The usual table of Sanford.

Champagne? Oh, yes! Piper ... Uh ...

Piper-Heidsieck 1933.

Ask � orchestra soft music.

I need $ 25. I'll pay you back!

This is the shot, in Pierre.

Maybe I should pay my dinner.

Think about it before you start.

Am I right in this dress Blue in Ponnet?

XB 247? But co�te $ 289 50!

I will just borrow for the evening.

You're a girl dangerous!

I must be beautiful!

You spend the usurpation some ID theft caract�ris�!

Lt you can claim 20 years in prison!

Bah! 20 years because I love someone?

It's beautiful!

At this table there, there is someone who is also lonely.

Remember! The doctor of children for girls.

Dr. Brown! Sure! How could I forget you?

Do you mind if I asseoie?

Why not? While I wait for someone.

So I will not stay.

Why not, if I help you?

You say that I treat your "nervous insomnia."

Want Piper-Heidsieck 1933?

Thank you. This is ann�e I'd rather my wine favorite.

Really? What co�i�ncidence!

What a lovely place!

You d�nez here often?

Yes, r�guli�rement. I habits.

I having dinner here one evening each week.

I eat, Think about it and I draw on the tablecloth.

My fiance and I because we are almost fianc�s,

d�nons here every Wednesday.

Just tonight he was conf�rer with the governor.

This is interesting. But today, it is not Wednesday.

It's Tuesday.

This is not because I am cheated on your sp�cialit�

I do not know what day it is!

Do emp�che today It's Tuesday.

It's not possible!

But if! And I understand how it happened!

I have my current m�nager and pu�riculture Tuesday.

He's been avanc� Monday. So I thought we �tait Wednesday!

You see?

More or less.

Your appointment seems very important. Who is this?

I do not know. It is well-known and s�duisant.

And it is still confidential.

Family, you know.

Being old friends, you could tell me.

I would, but ...

Come say.

I'll tell you how it started.

Every girl must marry. This, you probably know.

My parents want that j'�pouse Jo, � Greenville.

He's only 25 years, but each time phone to me, he said:

"This is the old Jo" and that the d�crit pretty well.

- What is he? - I do not know what to say.

But not a man n'�pouse we love for 15 years!

Obviously.

And here you have experienced the important M. ..

Do not believe me �blouie by his fortune and his situation ...

or by succ�s aupr�s girls.

One of them has failed to throw

in the river, � because of him.

I know a man who r�pond

� this description.

Really?

But I can not r�v�ler name, � even an old friend.

Where did you do your �tudes?

Even in middle school your fiance, I think!

Roger Sanford.

Everything fits, s�duction and so on.

And I heard Peter say

It was that his table.

As you know, do not tell � anyone, especially � him.

It's so weird about it �,

�tant even in both stores.

One thing'm surprised, you can maybe explain.

I will be very happy.

Since the wonderful Roger Sanford so you're interested,

why do you continue

last 15 days?

You? II there are people who the cheek, but you � tassel!

You're an expert in this mati�re!

What do you mean by that?

You just found out on my account if I believe

My hairdresser my tailor, my dyer,

and my friend last year!

Let me tell you the truth.

It's all part of a plan.

I was chasing without you continue.

Because I was chasing him! Get it?

No, but in a few days maybe.

The trouble is that Roger consid�re me agr�able as intelligent,

� fr�quenter and fun.

But I feel he would think of marriage

if it finds competition.

All I want each is BE CON a wife and a mother id�ale

and have a home such as Sycamore Lane.

This is amazing!

You do not believe me?

Now, if I start.

The s�duisant Roger Sanford!

The young lady is already here.

I thought she was powdering his nose again!

He must've followed me! He is so jealous.

Leave before it makes a �clat!

You wanted a rival. Why do not I stay?

Hi, Sanford.

Hi, Brown.

I wanted your company � friend

and I regret that you came.

This is compr�hensible!

I missed you, honey?

Thank you, Brown.

At one of these days.

I will return my table �

and drown my loneliness in a bottle

Piper-Heidsieck 1933!

When this young lady return in the room

tell her that important business

emp�che me to dinner with her. Call him a cab.

Of course, sir. I understand.

Who would thought we would see you here tonight, Mr. Sanford?

You, apparently.

No. And if you go ...

No! My only appointment is now with you, Miss ...

Sims. Anabel Sims. The radius of the children!

And I never would you jou� such a trick

if I was in trouble!

Well, Anabel, Roger put the current.

You do not know what I did.

Usurping your name, I pr�tendu there was

a romance between us!

Really? I'm doing well?

Well, I think.

I'm flattered.

You will be less when you know.

This dress is � you. I emprunt�e tonight.

This is lovely!

You can not make me stop?

It Depends, my dear child.

Dr. Brown will push marriage

as a rival not arise.

It's very avis�, my dear!

Alone can make him jealous

a rich man and good looking!

So I figured you �. Get it?

I think so. Let us play our r�le.

Several ladies have already arrang�es to see me.

But none proc�d� originalit� with this.

Do not be fooled. It is not � sure I!

We have changed your mind. Away We Go!

This is not the place to discuss Business as s�rieuses.

Would it not be better I know where we're going?

We will � my villa.

We'll be better to discuss the matter.

What thing?

A girl like you should get a better job!

� be the head of the radius

with office and secretary. You like it?

Many, it seems to me.

BASEMENT

A $ 5 per week we will rembours� dress

in 17 weeks!

Was there as long in these catacombs?

Mr. Sanford's been generous,

consid�re that when I repouss� � � shovel coal!

You should know that does not strike

a man who over $ 10,000!

And when one wears emprunt�e dress,

we do not cl�tures climbing!

Look at the time. I need to file!

What's going on? What do you do?

I'll explain. Smile at me!

I've had enough of your antics, and if you do ...

Shhh! It is on the opposite sidewalk!

He must know your driving � my �gard unfriendly.

"Unfriendly" is pretty!

You should be in jail!

I know. Another would have sacqu�es both.

Finally you admit your folly!

Do me a favor! The only I ask you again.

Kiss me with conviction!

It's worth more than 25 cents!

My journal will give you $ 25!

You're d�concertante, to say the least!

I hope that you do not want me.

Well, I do not really know.

We will have were to discuss one of those nights.

Forc�ment not home and ...

Hello, Dr. Brown!

I was hoping to see you again!

How will the love?

- I do not know yet. - It l hear on track.

Because he believes I I'm interested � you!

Glad to have you �t� useful.

It would be even more int�ress�, if he saw us, you and me,

usually together,

here and there.

I'd like to help, but I do as �.

What are you doing in this neighborhood?

I lunch � Athletic Club. Also on Thursday.

Have you tried Bixby? Lower. It's very good!

Its shrimp curry are wonderful!

Really? I love shrimp!

- And it does co�te than 65 cents. - It's very reasonable.

And the setting is pleasant.

I'll try it one of these days!

LOVE IN THE HIGH STREET

I do not know how it came here but I want you remove it!

I do not know how they got

but the newspaper did not finish you put on the grill.

I guess how it came here!

Send it. Someone will go on the grill before me!

I want each have an interview with you!

This is d�sir r�ciproque. I just call you!

How dare you publish it?

You want me to sing! It is you who maniganc�!

My first wife-she even would not os�!

"Kiss me, I beg you!"

You think any woman you wants because you have a million.

Twenty million!

This is another I want g�chez and now you all!

It pr�tend I have a rival.

Brown, the doctor for children.

I here until your shenanigans!

I give you five minutes to leave the store!

Believe me, you're doing well.

I would stay there not even with $ 4 more per week!

No pr�cipitation, Miss Sims! Sit down.

We will arrange this.

Mr. Sanford, I have done Reputation one large d�mocrate

which encourages its staff. What will this journal

if you woo pretty girls and then return?

II you acculera � bankruptcy!

So, should I marry her?

It would not be so bad!

Lt would be enough!

Whether you blame him? Beautiful eyes, beautiful line ...

You do not look my teeth?

I should have hit you with a shovel � steam!

Let me out!

And I changed my mind. I will not go!

Why should I be unemployed?

If I put someone out �, Mr. Sanford, that would be you!

What SERIAL NUMBER, Sam!

That's for sure!

At this rate, it could be me!

You know, Julie,

� is nice you support me in these moments of despair.

You're my only friend.

I want a "desperation" like yours.

As soon that supposed will be better, I emm�nerai dinner in Bixby.

Soon you will be asked your autograph!

They make me sick!

I have something Interesting � show you.

Newspapers I have done enough!

I am not a journalist. If you want to come here.

Beautiful, is not it? Do not you like to have?

I would also like that hotel!

A word from you and this car is yours!

What should she do?

I do not even what buy a press pur�e � cr�dit!

That talking about money? Here is the trick.

I represent Life Insurance Plans Peerless.

That does not interest me.

Lt int�resse Mr. Sanford. I told him propos� one.

So see it then.

I'd rather it be you.

- A very pretty car. - It does not interest me!

Not?

But if, of course!

A malignant like you can have anything she wants.

Men do not come here!

Everyone believes that there is something between Sanford and me!

Why you f�ches you?

Because we want to give you something?

You could take this car! You can have whatever you want!

Everything I want.

When is girl you can never give up.

Must collect setbacks and transform � little bit

to the point of making a victory!

Why everything seems he more beautiful when it is � you?

You know Alice Bleeker?

And then?

The firm wants his friend b�tir 50 houses this mod�le it.

This is a great project!

And they say that someone will speak � Roger Sanford,

so that the finance company.

I was asked to live there. For a month!

You would have done better take the car!

You can not make � dinner in a car.

If you keep the house, you leave in police car!

I have done nothing illegal.

If you do not call � your imagination

you �pouseras any kind!

Julie, the easy chair!

Is not it wonderful?

I'll put flowers everywhere, buttercup!

He loves them so much!

But how am�neras you here?

Do not worry. He comes. You'll see.

The saleswoman that fr�quente Roger Sanford

is not happy with all this.

And if a guy is good in m�lait ...

Where did you learn that?

My sister in law is a living of beauty. You can hear everything.

Women are so talkative.

I believe you again!

It is unfortunate.

There was another man it's crazy.

The one here d�ciderait quickly.

When you see it, ask him.

I bet she does not want Sanford as a millionaire.

It must pinch another.

Really? We know you?

I do not know.

But I bet I'm right.

How are not you married?

I have 4 kids.

Besides, you know, since you treat!

Marriage means nothing to you?

You sold me � rowing machine.

You will not sell me anything else.

Dr. Brown! What a surprise meet you here!

I did not know you d�jeuniez here!

Rarely. But today, as an exception.

This lady's gonna be love and a back seat.

It was here that occurred premi�re our meeting.

Should the comm�morer a plate!

Give me my flat on Friday.

I have my habits, like you.

That means: "Flat Friday"?

What will you eat?

Give me coca-cola.

It happened many things since I saw you.

You're a celebrity now.

People make such a fuss! They amplify all.

In r�alit�, there is nothing.

Mr. Sanford knows what to do to me

but nothing has yet been decided.

Really?

Mr. Sanford grabbed me and kissed in the street.

I was �berlu�e!

Here's what caus� these comm�rages.

Marriage is something serious. We must think.

We can reconsider when it encounters another!

Yes. By a curious co�i�ncidence,

my hairdresser told me about this morning!

The d�bitante tobacco �galement.

And where have I heard yet?

Ah, yes, my masseur, Hester, � Athletic Club.

He would not have said it better,

if he had rehearsed his speech with you.

I take your addition.

"THE RESPONSABILIT�S PARENTS

"TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Conf�rence by Dr. Madison Brown

Finally ... I would remind you that every child

has its personnalit�, just like his father and his mother.

And I might add: more often!

The coax is also constantly worse than to dominate.

You and deprive his initiative.

And when he is sick, parents show too much indulgence.

Yet the wisdom of a mother d�passe whole science of doctors.

And I leave the final judgment expert in your hands!

I speak on behalf of all, expressing our gratitude

for this night if int�ressante and so suggestive.

Mrs. Willoughby, and you, ladies,

thank you for your attention.

Maybe one of you she has a question � ask me?

If it is not too complicated, I t�cherai to go answer it.

No questions? I must've lighter than I was hoping!

Dr. Brown, on behalf of the Club Lakeside Moms ...

I have a small question � ask you, Dr. Brown.

The babies the healthiest r�sultent they do not

the happiest of marriages?

Yes, I do. Anyone else?

Wait! I'm not finished!

There would he no more happy marriages

if men did not � as their "libert�"?

If they consented, they find love!

Someone who make them happy!

I do not know what you mean.

You know very well!

It does not matter discut�.

It is concerned perfectly! This is �troitement li�.

Where did the parents come if all men d�robaient

to live in apartments poussi�reux full of t�tes of �lans,

of punching balls ...

instead of accepting the responsabilit� to start a family?

He is not here advice to heart bris�s

but a conf�rence m�dicale!

But you sollicit� questions!

If I understand correctly, you protest

against the man's privil�ge to choose his mate!

In your opinion, man must wait wisely

d�cide a woman to marry him!

It is this, Doctor!

D�cr�t� that man can do � sign the woman who like it?

While r�ciproque is not allowed!

She can say:

"Where did you come those beautiful eyes? "

Who d�cr�t� this? Men! Obviously!

Dear Madam, you forget modesty and propriety!

If we wait your requests there would be no marriage,

no children, and you would not be here!

And if you �tiez, you would be out of work!

Maybe it is Very funny

but your point of view is not prouv� by the facts!

Really? I would like all women here pr�sentes

who admit having conquered their husbands without their suspecting,

please stand up!

This is the worst d�ploiement extravagance that I have ever seen!

If you repr�sentez the mother modern

that Heaven come to the aid � the g�n�ration coming!

Do not be too boulevers�, Doctor.

There are some women that si�cles must d�ployer their tricks.

But we never felt it to notify people!

Who was he again?

And Mrs. Willoughby?

She annul�. Others also

with vague pr�textes.

Where do you come from?

You can not wreathe and expect

� in what they are delighted!

I emport�, as happens � everyone.

And I did not enguirland�es!

A doctor can not lose patience without losing its ... patients!

Very funny! I have a nurse humorist.

This is yet another round of the Sims!

I've heard so much about the joys Marital that I have the nauseous!

The marriage, however, made proven.

Do not support them, you will also ...

"Love stronger than anything ..." and other bullshit!

I'm a monster, because I mean my wife choose!

I find it nice.

Nice, indeed! It becomes an obsession!

Wherever I go, I meet!

"Hello, doctor, what a surprise!"

"The shrimp curry! What luck! "

Even the barber, I made the lesson.

I'm quiet as Turkish baths ... And again!

Let false beards and leave the city!

This joke is not funny either.

I'll put it � good order ... and now!

Wait.

She moved out. Here is his new number.

Tell me, Mary ...

Eve how she conquered Adam without the help of another woman?

Are you, doctor. I did not say anything.

Be gentle ... It creases easily, I think.

Long ago? Do you?

I have something important � tell you.

Could we have dinner together?

Chez Pierre, if it suits you.

Do not bother.

Finally, if you pr�f�rez. What address?

Fine. I'll be there.

It was him! It is dinner tonight!

I would pari� 25 dollars You owe me that you do not see him again.

My intervention did think about it

� the question of c�libat.

He has something important � tell me!

Probably against Roger Sanford.

Lt is not difficult!

I must take a shower.

I'm so nervous. I must be calm!

You can get for very well.

I do not know where to start! Will you help me?

I want to dive in a bath of soft music.

Must �pousseter. And there are so many � buy!

Turtle soup �, buttercups, steak with mushrooms and salad.

Martini with an onion. He wants like that.

So it must be like that.

We d�nerons on the gaming table before a good fire.

A home can make dinner give a man c�libat.

My eye! Accounts you pretty all those little embellishments

dress as your sticky, when you serve the soup,

caress purely coincidental your hair on her cheek!

I do not want to give you ideas.

If you see that I oubli�es ...

I start my cake � the cream banana!

Did you noticed that?

Is to move cocktails, etc..

We will take like a trap!

Here's a word � not speak to him!

It's Martini but with a little onion!

This is how I like it.

I guessed right, is not it?

Yes. You have the knack to guess what we love!

Some people like that.

Sit down in the chair.

Obviously, the need a fire does not feel,

but it's been so "at home"!

It is charming, Anabel! You have taken much trouble.

Me? I never been this happy!

Tell me about yourself.

The little things you did say � person.

I came ...

A moment. This is for you.

Lt will not be necessary.

Do not give as tea and biscuits, a little lemonade.

Yes, and it sits. Here it is. But this is nothing.

Excuse me. That's what it is than being a doctor.

You do not belong!

Being a doctor, This line of work is the most beautiful in the world!

I do not see them int�r�t � pr�ter you this house.

I!

But just as soon as the press talks you,

people are the craziest things!

I even asked my opinion policy.

Who understands something?

Once a plumber fell in a well. He stayed there three days.

When we went back, they wanted the mayor �lire!

I hope you enjoy my menu.

In any case, it smells good!

I am not yet good cook.

Here's the menu:

Turtle soup �, b�arnaise steak,

asparagus salad and banana cake.

Potatoes and the cream �!

What would it if you were blue ribbon!

Oh, Mom taught me few things.

She taught you many things!

Including one on � which I speak to you.

Again this is for you.

We are not therefore leave not alone!

Yes, Mrs. Willoughby.

Yes, I'm happy our r�conciliation.

Pink pills in water sucr�e.

And the cuiller�e rem�de every hour.

Alternating with the other cure.

No. In orange juice.

How can she remember?

Who cares! Us, it is water sucr�e!

I rarely do, but Mrs. Willoughby was so nervous ...

and so it will not have the time to worry for his daughter.

It's very clever!

I know about you something that will surprise you.

I doubt it! Say a little?

Malgr� everything you pr�tendez,

You love children much as me!

They have the future, is not it?

What happens to us in childhood

Can it really affect our lives?

Certainly. And I bet qu'�tant the cradle,

you tried to move your ring finger the little neighbor!

Because I told you about my project with Roger Sanford?

As we speak, What's new?

We see that you're attard� in c�libat.

You know nothing about women.

A young nice girl intentionn�e may reconsider

if she meets the man suits him!

I could go home and marry Jo.

We can not force anyone � marry.

He must wait!

Sure.

This requires second thought!

Oh, yes, certainly!

Sorry, you must I go watch my dinner.

In the meantime, here playing.

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How did you do never married?

Offers are not must've missed!

I've been too busy become � doctor!

And if the marriage �choue, it is the children who suffer.

Must be nice course!

Oh, I am! I mean: I totally agree with you.

Can you light the candles?

All this is not it charming and romantic?

It almost seems d�cor one of th��tre!

Sit here, you pr�sidez.

With X�r�s! Delicious!

Whether you live alone,

in a hotel room, I am d�passe!

Do not you think?

I'll tell you I think, Anabel.

I do not know how you say it

but I want to be as frank as possible.

I do not consid�re as someone special.

This is why it will be so difficult.

But I want you to � understand something.

A moment.

And do not my words d�former to learn more.

I'm not in love

and do not intend to get married!

And you're too smart to extend this stupid game.

It will eventually hurt you.

And that I do not want it!

I do not know where you take it.

You were right, � conf�rence this.

It seems that I want � my freedom.

Maybe you should return home

and marry Jo �ventuellement.

Thank you! But I do not need you choose me a husband!

I almost fiancee � Roger Sanford,

which begs me to marry him!

I should also not dinner with you!

It is me who drive like a fool. I'm sorry!

You should be!

What have men of this city?

They all believe wants to marry you!

"Exceptional!" Ah, not so!

I'll tell you my opinion.

You should go home!

Let us be calm, Anabel. Let's finish dinner

and let's be friends!

In fact, I like you a lot.

I admire your ing�niosit�, your "notch".

Keep your "ing�niosit�" and all your big words!

"D�cor of th��tre!" This dinner cost me everything I had!

I'm going to rob me.

And then you pr�tendez I'm trying to spear you!

You're worse than a shark!

Take this horrible old galurin and go away!

Go! Get out! I do not want to see you.

And I regret to have known you!

Who? Mrs. Willoughby?

I do not know where he is and I do not care!

I hate him!

Stop tormenting yourself for your child.

You know very well she did nothing!

If you have a little common sense, you change the doctor!

R�SERV� STAFF

Do you feel better now?

There is no girl in the world more unhappy than me!

You will understand when you have �t� repouss�e!

What's that supposed rapport� me?

A broken heart and a lot of d�penses!

Intimate dinner!

The food is overpriced! And we will probably sacquer me!

Why did you hit him Mr. Spitzer with this toy?

That he wanted to help you.

Help me? II and f�chait I say things d�sagr�ables

because I did not want serve customers.

And others this band of false tokens!

They smiled at me when I believed best with Sanford!

They still believe, if you did you were not entich�e

the charming, Dr. Brown's s�duisant!

II �tait all when I loved him.

Oh, how I wish to see him!

Lt would serve as a lesson, j'�pousais if someone �patant!

Pr�cis�ment, I know one.

Sanford not! II do not think qu'� fun.

What for? I give up.

Maybe Brown was right. Maybe I should marry Jo.

Jo phoned me this morning and wants to pick me up.

I return to work. Stay here and rest.

I am looking for an escalope eye for Spitzer.

Yes, see what you can do.

Miss Sims, the office of Mr. Sanford.

What can he want with me?

It's gotta be aware for the home!

I bet I'm spinning in prison!

I bet not. And recoiffe yourself.

Mr. Sanford, I am very sorry.

You had difficult�s with Mr. Spitzer.

My mind � my personal difficult�s.

I thought so.

I was going to apologize, when Mr. Spitzer exig� that I do.

It's infuriating to see order that we would do!

How true!

Come, sit down, Anabel.

I'll deal with Spitzer.

I sometimes wanted to knock him too.

This is not lt I wanted to talk.

I wanted to have � a little chat with you.

You were in tears, these days.

Julie can not stop!

Believe me, you're wrong, Anabel.

The c�libat pla�t really � Brown!

He remains single. I do not care what he pla�t!

But I, by cons, I am a great party.

Three times married. I love wedding but I did not like women!

If we knew better, who knows what in r�sulterait?

In all my d�pit d�convenues, I do not wanna be am�re.

You were tr�s chic

but you know my feelings about you. It has not changed.

When I did not think Brown f�t a rival, I was indiff�rent.

But now that I am aware, this is diff�rent!

This is human. I am well.

Do not torment yourself for Dr. Madison Brown.

I hope not to see him again!

Can we have dinner together and discuss our views?

How could I do not you int�resser yesterday

and you int�resser suddenly today?

Maybe you will change believes that fast?

Maybe this explains it the number of your �pouses!

Anabel, you're �tonnante!

No one has ever been as frank with me.

Thank you, but for me it is not the time to think about men.

Y was he wrong about that � d�nions us together?

Tonight?

I do not know.

Could you give me d�couvrir of qualit�s.

In fact, a home and a family I really int�ressent.

We could have dinner with me.

This is � say: you.

Finally in this house where we're going to expel me.

Do not tell the truth these people � qu'apr�s dessert!

Say ... � eight hours?

Yes, why not eight?

What's going on?

You are very gay!

Older we get, less one knows men.

Mr. Sanford me almost propos� marriage

and tonight we d�nons home ... Finally: here.

He knows how I and he does not care.

Soon, I will work for you.

I augmenteras you $ 50?

Sure! And Brown can keep t�tes of its �lans empaill�es!

I told you so.

You will be more stylish with �meraudes

with a st�thoscope!

But you know, Mr. Sanford.

He promised advancement. What happened?

I landed in the basement!

You can have a shovel in every room!

Julie, d�jeunes you with someone?

No. Why?

Go get dressed. I invite you.

I talk � of something special!

And it is your fault.

You pier in the arms of Sanford.

If something happens, it will � because of you.

And why?

A girl who's been d��ue � everything's ready.

It is clever, it is ruined.

It is no longer a child.

How could I I set her guardian?

They will head to dinner-�-head and you know Sanford.

I told him: "Anabel, you know he loves � fun. "

Do you know what she r�pondu: "And after that?"

Here it is. His pride was wounded! I believe in danger!

I gave him good advice. Not fr�quenter Sanford,

return home and marry Jo.

Maybe will she.

But it is for tonight I storm!

A question, Miss Howard ...

You she sent her here?

I hope you're not also soup�onneux with babies.

Anabel so imagination.

I was against you. I was supporting Sanford.

If I changed, there must be a reason!

I do not see what I can do!

I'll get you warned you!

They d�nent � 20 h. What happens there � 21 h?

Sorry, but my soir�e is taken.

Finally, r�fl�chissez go.

Tell him that it is not one head of �lan!

Dear Roger, I forgot something. I'm back.

Make yourself at home. Love, Anabel.

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What are you doing here?

Where is she?

That does not concern you! What are you doing here?

I could ask you!

I just dinner. And it does nothing for you!

How?

This does not concern you at all.

It concerns me. I know, your d�ners!

We do not want your presence here!

We told you clearly tr�s!

I would like to say clearly something!

I do not care who fr�quente Anabel, as it is not you!

I do not agree you ask yourself as referee!

You know me well. And I know you well too!

You do not say a word of your intentions.

This is my business!

She knows the number your marriage?

Sure! We do not secrets from each other.

So if you like ...

I will not move before qu'Anabel back!

In the meantime, do at home.

Martini with small onion!

I know! I'm already come!

So look well. Because it is unlikely that you will come back here!

Anabel you're interested more you do not want to admit it.

Here's a new one: I do think � Anabel the new Mrs. Sanford!

And what would she for fun?

acts with your marriage?

Enough insolence! Out, if I throw you out!

As a doctor, I r�prouve violence.

But since you insist!

Honey!

You must be mistaken!

To see you, I pr�sume qu'Anabel is not here.

The old Jo! Maybe it you! Nice to see you!

Dr. Brown! I reconna�trais Anywhere!

And you're Mr. Sanford, one who has so much money!

Who are you and what are you doing here?

It does not tell you I could?

Lt looks good � my little Anabel.

Lovely. Lovely.

There is a r�ception?

II �tait good question.

This is Providence that sent you!

That's pretty Anabel who phoned me the good news.

What good news?

Yes, she do not say.

It's nice you � for being so friendly,

because I'll remove Anabel!

The old Jo you breath! That, it is not trivial!

So she took my advice. Congratulations Jo!

Excuse me ...

- This is the old Jo! - From Granville!

And then?

Anabel you never Jo talked, huh?

The wedding will take place on Sunday.

You should have seen the joy of ours, � this new!

Sanford, we are out of the race!

The best has won, it seems!

If Anabel returned, I know what it means.

It is very simple, sir.

Anabel and I we love since childhood.

And I continu� of esp�rer.

But I doubt that's it r�alise.

So when she phoned, my heart almost �clater!

Darling! How are you?

You make Jo the happiest of men!

Our wedding will be the most beautiful Greenville has seen that!

If you had seen the joy of your parents

and mine, when they knew!

Roger, I'm sorry for dinner.

You were wonderful.

I do not hustling, like the others.

But you had many women,

you find Probably another!

This dinner is the most �tonnant I've seen!

But I offer you my best wishes.

I knew you would take good thing.

For you too, Jo. Good luck and goodbye!

I think the best won.

Dr. Brown, I wonder what you are doing here.

We said all � what we say!

Yes, Anabel, I think.

I just wanted that nothing happens to you f�cheux.

Jo is a girl �tonnante, and you're a lucky guy!

I think you're the man remarkable qu'Anabel d�crit me.

And God knows if she told me about you!

Soon I'll be ready, Jo. I finished my suitcases.

I want to talk for a moment.

Our train leaves in 25 minutes.

It will not be long.

I came here to �viter � Anabel an error.

It does not commit another!

I do not understand very well, doctor.

I told him conseill� back to you

but now I doubt.

This is � me to worry about!

But you Anabel she all told each?

How so?

I know what it implies. What does he not?

He means I have pursued everywhere!

Because it is such I did have him r�sister!

Here they �claire diff�remment situation.

I'm telling you, Anabel ...

It goes something I do not understand.

I was in love with him. And then what? Since it is finished!

Hurry! The train leaves in 25 minutes.

A moment. I'm 15 years expected.

I can wait a few minutes.

I reach a conclusion � tr�s embarrassing:

a man should give the c�libat.

In other words: I want each you to stay!

I wonder ...

I have only d�sir ... you to be happy.

Then?

A Jo to decide. It is always better!

Tell me. What should I do?

At the bottom of myself, I always knew that supposed would not.

Here's the man for you!

Take good care of it. It is a good girl.

Harry! Here, Harry!

How it worked?

Epatamment! I repeat this r�le �mission in my radio.

With a guitar! It will be "Old Tom".

- Can I drop off? - No, thank you.

Bring me pretty in Bixby.

Its curried shrimp are d�licieuses! Only 65 cents.

My only d�sir �tait cooking d�ners your small intimate

for the rest of my days.

Madison, when you really understood?

Tonight, when I realized you go out with Jo!

As regards Jo I want to tell you something.

He is so brave boy, so sweet.

What will it become?

Do not worry. These things here eventually settle.

With time, he will find another!

I guess.

Or another r�le play � as good as the "old Jo!"

Because it is one of my habits you do not d�couverte!

I listen to �mission the "mountain" � radio

and accent Harry Proctor of those we do not forget!

You're the most wonderful men!

In the words of a great man:

"Never before has a girl has done so much for so little! "

You're appuy�e the bell?

From the inside?

I thought, just in � ...

I'm not late?

I came about your wedding.

If you want high c�r�monie ...

Thomas Jefferson Tyler

He ought to be horse whipped for using that name.

Thomas Jefferson Tyler

He's probably one of those chinless hacks...

who bribes chambermaids to peek through keyholes.

Thomas Jefferson Tyler

And he calls that writing, I suppose.

I've seen better writing on a board fence.

Oh, there he is.

One, please.

That's the young man I was telling you about.

Oh.

- Oh, hello there! Won't you join us? - Good evening. Thank you.

- This is Mr. -What is your name again? - Thomas. Tom Thomas.

Tom-Tom. How quaint. Sounds Indian.

This is my niece, Sara Farley.

- Good evening. - And the Count de Guyon.

- How do you do? - How do you do?

Miss Sara Farley of the Farley chain.

- I can hardly believe it. - Sara, show him a grocery store.

- You know, I've bean reading those articles about you. - Really?

Yes. I run a small-town paper, and the news syndicates brought the series to my attention.

How interesting.

- Oh, naturally, I didn't touch them. - Oh? Why not?

Why, I wouldn't print things like that. I think it's outrageous.

Besides, the folks in my town are opposed to that sort of nasty writing.

Didn't I tell you he was charming?

- Would you like to dance? - Not now, Andr�.

- Tell me, Mr., uh- - Thomas.

Thomas. Do people in small towns realize that I'm being libeled?

Of course.

They'rejust like city folk, Miss Farley, except that they have a sense of fairness.

You see, they-they rather like you.

They feel that you�ve been a victim of circumstances and bad public relations.

They feel that it's happened because your parents died when you were a little girl.

Well, you-you need a mother and father, or... husband.

Uh, shall we dance now, dear?

This is a revelation, Mr. Thomas.

I always felt that most people believed those stories.

Oh, no. No, Miss Farley.

You-You mustn't lose faith in the real people.

They understand you.

I'm sorry. I- I shouldn't have started all this, spoiling your evening.

- I don't suppose you�d care to dance. - I'd love to.

Well, thank you. Excuse me.

He's nice. Don�t you think?

I do not. I think he's trying to take the bread right out of my mouth.

He's stalking her now- my pigeon. I can tell by the look on his face.

Hello. Oh, let me speak to Miss Sara Farley, please.

Yeah.

Hello.

Oh, hello!

Tonight? Oh, no. I can't, Mr. Thomas.

I promised Count de Guyon that I'd go dog sledding with him.

No. Dog sledding.

Okay. I'll try you again some other time.

Have fun... with the dogs.

Thanks. And you will call me again?

Good. Good-bye.

Hello. Get me the sports desk.

Hello, sports desk? This is Mr. Thomas speaking.

Yeah, I'd like to talk to someone in charge of dogsleds.

Oh, I see. Well, have him call me as soon as he comes in, will you?

It's vey important- a matter of life and death.

Thanks.

Mush!

Driver, where's the other sled?

No speak English. Me Eskimo. Ugh.

And what are you doing here?

Oh, I'm an old dog driver from way back. Mush!

Oh, Mr. Thomas.

Mr. Thomas. Are you all right?

Why'd you have to slug me?

I didn't. You slugged yourself on that tree.

- Was I out long? - Not long. Can you sit up?

I guess so. Oh!

You're hurt!

It's nothing at all. Just a compound fracture of the skull.

I guess I deserved it though for playing the smart aleck.

- You need first aid. - I need peace and quiet.

Come on. Get up.

We'd better start back to the lodge, if we can find it.

Hey, look. Look. There's one of those emergency ski cabins.

How very convenient, Mr. Thomas.

Well, we can at least keep warm until they find us.

- Keep still! - How can I if you keep poking into it?

- I'm tying to decide if it�s too deep for iodine. - Iodine?

- In my first-aid course they told me that- - Oh, no. Never mind.

It's just a scratch, believe me. Thank you.

And anyway, I have something much better. There we go.

Well, you came very well-equipped, Mr. Thomas. Do we pour it on your head?

Is that the way you like it?

There's nothing wrong with my head.

I don't know. You're probably suffering from shock and exposure.

Oh, no. Just curiosity.

You went to quite some pains to get me alone. Why?

Pains is right. But that tree wasn't in the script.

Oh, here. Hold these a minute.

I hope you won't laugh at me, Miss Farley, but...

- I�ve written an article about you for my little paper. - You too?

Yes. Well, I wouldn't think of publishing it without having you read it first.

- That's a new wrinkle anyway. - So that's why I wanted an hour or so alone with you.

Here. If you don't mind, this is, uh-

Begins right-

"Few people know the true story behind Sara Farley.

"She's been hurt- deeply hurt-

"by all the forces always arrayed against inherited wealth.

"She is a fine, warm human being...

"who has been taught to conceal her true emotions...

behind an icy wall. "

- Well! - You- Do you like it?

How could I help liking it? But you�re not really going to print this, Mr, Thomas?

You know, I think it's time someone printed your side of the story...

a sort of rebuttal to people like that- that Tyler.

Oh, let's forget him. Here's to Tyler. May he drop dead.

Well, is it accurate? Have i my facts straight?

Well, this isn't true that I'm engaged to Andr� de Guymon.

He�s just an amusing companion. And up here-

Well, look. Why don�t you go through the whole thing, tell me the real story?

Then I can use quotes, make it authentic.

You see, with quotes from you, we can make that stuff that Tyler's been writing look sick.

Well, if you�d like. I�m not really that interesting.

Oh, you are to me. Go on. Tell me everything from the beginning.

And sometimes I wish I�d been born poor...

and then I kick myself and say, "Don't be an idiot"...

because I'm fond of all the things money can buy too.

Even Andr�, who comes high, prices being what they are these days.

It�s a very dull and prosaic story, and I�ve talked about myself much too long.

Oh, no, no. I could listen to you all night.

I�ve never told anyone these things before.

- Have you enough for your article? - Plenty.

- I have your permission to quote you? - Of course.

This is dynamite, for Tyler, that is.

- Here's to Tyler. May he drop dead. - May he drop dead.

I hate to think what he'd do with some of those quotes.

Well, he, uh- he probably sees things from a slightly different angle.

- Yes, through a keyhole. - Oh, I- I wouldn't be too hard on Tyler.

He has to make a living after all.

Not as far as I'm concerned, he doesn't.

Well, I do happen to know that he has a- a fine record as a war correspondent.

That makes it even worse that he should stoop so low.

And let's not waste any more time talking about him.

Well, this article will fix him... but good.

You're not very experienced in newspaper work, are you, Mr. Thomas?

- Tom. - Are you, Tom?

Well, I make a living at it.

- Don't print that article. - What?

It'll only make you look foolish.

Me?

In the first place, it simply isn't good journalism.

I know, Tom. I'm the expert.

They started in on me when I was in kindergarten.

When I won a prize for deportment, there wasn't a line about it...

but it was front page news when I tried to scratch the eyes out...

of that little beast ofa Vandermeer girl.

The great reading public isn't interested in normal human beings.

They want freaks, served up with all the trimmings.

In the second place, you know what they'll say aboutyou-Tyler and people like that?

That I took you in, made a fool of you...

even that I paid you to write about me favorably.

I'm grateful to you, Tom, For wanting to do it...

but it just isn't worth it.

Do you care what they say about me, Miss Farley?

- Sara. - Do you, Sara?

- Yes, I do, Tom. - Why?

Oh, I don't know. Because-

Because you're such a bad dog driver and because you get hurt so easily.

I don't want you to get hurt for my sake.

Then you'll become warped and cynical like the rest of them.

You're too nice for that.

Why are you looking at me like that, Tom?

As if you'd never seen me before.

Maybe it's the whiskey or the crack on the head I took.

Or maybe it's just you.

Hey Anybody in there?

I guess we're being rescued.

I'm afraid we are.

Tom's room's over there.

Come in.

- Good morning, sir. - Oh, good morning.

- A little early, aren't you? - It's 9:OO, your usual time.

Sort ofoverslept yourself, didn't you?

- I had a big night. - Guess you was at the fire.

- What fire? - The old courthouse at Three Forks.

Here. It's in the local paper.

Burned to the ground. Nothing left of it.

Oh, a lot of folks went over from the lodge.

Yes, sir. We'll miss the old courthouse.

Lot of Sun Valley romances wound up there.

You know, we used to have two or three weddings a season.

Regular Gretchen Green, you might say.

Ow.

Uh, will that be all, sir?

Yes, yes. That'll be all. I'll sign that later.

Oh, hello. Let me speak to Miss Sara Farley, please.

Miss Farley left word that she was not to be awakened until she called.

- May I take a message? - No, no. That'll be all right. Thanks.

Hello? Yeah, give me the transportation desk.

- Transportation desk. - When is the next train out of here?

- 9:35, sir. - Well, this is Mr. Thomas speaking.

Can you get me a reservation on it? Anything?

- But that's in half an hour. - I'll be ready. Can you get me on it?

- Yes, sir. - Thanks.

Where are they? I'm starving.

So am I. I'll look and see.

- Are they coming? - Andr� is, but I don't see Tom.

- Why don't you and Andr� go ahead and have lunch? - Well!

- Have you seen Tom? - No, I haven't.

And as a matter of fact, I don't think you will either.

- Why not? - I inquired at the desk and found he's checked out.

- Checked out? When? - About an hour ago.

Without even saying anything? Why would he do that?

He had his reasons.

Andr�, have you that wedding ring you're always flashing at me?

Why, yes, Sara dear. I have it right here. This is so sudden.

- I only want to borrow it. - Now, Sara.

That lying, sneaking brute, twisting everything I say.

- How was Sun Valley, Miss Farley? - Did you see Tom Tyler?

Please! Please.

- Is that a wedding ring? - It's a secret?

- Come on. Let's have the story. - Tell us about it.

All right, gentlemen. All right.

Well, it was a most surprising thing really. It was love at first sight.

It happened at Sun Valley.

At first I disliked him intensely, but he swept me off my feet and we were married.

At last I've found a man with whom I can be really happy.

And to prove my love, I've- I've settled a million dollars on him.

- A million dollars! - Who is it? The count?

- Oh, no. - Well, what's his name?

- Well, who is it? - Tell us.

- Tom-Tom. - Who?

Tom-Tom. Better known as Thomas Jefferson Tyler.

- Tom Tyler? - Oh, no!

Hey, are you kidding? How long has this been going on? Come on. Miss Farley!

- You look wonderful, Jess. - You too.

I ought to. I did nothing but sleep on the train.

- Didn't you turn out any more copy? - Yes.

We caught up on all the other stuff.

Yes, I did one more, and then the local gazette ran my picture and I had to beat it.

Thank you.

" In a way, the public has always misunderstood her.

"Few people know the true story behind Sara Farley.

"She has been hurt- deeply hurt-

by all the forces always arrayed against inherited wealth. "

You call this a detached viewpoint?

- Well, you know, I got a different slant. - It reads like a testimonial.

"She is a fine, warm human being"-

"who has been taught to conceal her true emotions behind an icy wall. "

Let me tell you something, Duffy. She's not the kind of girl we thought she was.

- Courier. Dispatch. Observer. - Thanks. "Even as a"-

Findlay. Come in here.

What's the matter? What are you doing that for?

- Findlay, get him out of here. - Him? Why?

- Get him out, or I'll print the next edition in his blood. - Oh, no! Wait a minute.

Don't speak to me, you Benedict Arnold.

- But this isn't true. It's a lie. It's a hoax- - Get him out of here!

- Come on. Will you, please? - No. I'm not going. You don't believe this.

- Stabbed me in the back for a dirty million bucks. - It's a lie.

I wouldn't believe your dying confession!

- I'll get her on the phone. I'll prove it. - Not one of our phones.

- Get Mr. Sara Farley out of here! - I'm trying to explain.

- You two men like working here? - Yeah. Why?

- Sure. - Well, he doesn't work here anymore.

So if you want to keep on working here, throw him out!

Shut up a minute. Please.

Hello? Hello. Is this the Farley residence?

Well?

All right. All right. I'll use the phone booth in the hall.

Out!

Tom, are you sure?

- Am I sure what? - You didn't fall for her?

Of course I didn't. She's not a woman. She's a corporate structure.

She asked for it, and she'll get it.

I'll write a series of articles about her that'll burn her to a crisp.

- For what paper? - What's that?

- Remember? Duffy fired you. - I can get another job.

I wonder, after everything that's happened.

All right then. I'll do the series fof-for Pravda.

They'll eat it up. Typical capitalist behavior.

Oh, Tom, be serious. The sensible thing is to demand a retraction.

- From her? Not a chance. - From the papers that ran the story.

Yeah, I guess you're right. I could do that.

- Good. - Will you drop me off at my place?

Wire the papers, and then try and get a good night's sleep.

Good night.

- There he is! - Can I have your autograph?

Now, wait a minute!

Let go! Everybody, get away now. Go on home. Beat it.

Go away and let me alone.

Go on and mind your own business. Get away from me!

Mrs. Riley! Go away!

Mrs. Riley!

Mrs. Ri-

You get out of here, you bunch of hoodlums!

This is a respectable house, and I don't want any trouble with any of you!

- Thank you, Mrs. Riley. - Mr. Tyler, you rascal, you.

Oh, no, please, Mrs. Riley.

How come you never said a word about it, you slyboots?

- You dear boy, I could kiss you. - Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, you don't! Don't you dare come into my house.

You get right out!

Every one of you, get out of my house and you stay out! You hear me?

We want Tyler We want Tyler

Hello. Get me Western Union.

Hello. Western Union? This is Lexington 2-1598.

Yeah. I want to send a telegram To the Courier, Dispatch, Observer-

all the New York newspapers.

That's right. Now, this is the message:

I categorically de-

Hmm? Oh, never mind.

I positively deny that I am married to Sara Farley.

I demand an immediate retraction and apology.

Signed Thomas Jefferson Tyler.

Of course it's the truth! You send it just the way I gave it to you.

All right.

# We want Tyler,we want Tyler We want Tyler#

Slicko, gentlemen, gives the hair that smooth gloss...

that makes you irresistible to the ladies.

As irresistible as Romeo was to Juliet...

as Anthony was to Cleopatra...

As Tom � Tom Tyler was to Sara farley.

Dedicating the next number to this romantic pair...

you will now hear a new recording of an old favorite...

"Thanks a Million. "

- Who is it? - It's me, Mrs. Riley.

- Are you alone? - Yes, dear.

- Come in. - I made your breakfast myself.

- Never mind about that. Did you get those papers? - Here they are.

Mr. Tyler...

I hope you'll disregard that foolish note I sent you...

about last month's rent.

I should have realized your head was up in the clouds...

and you had no time for sordid and mundane things.

Ah.

Something wrong, Mr. Tyler?

- Everything's wrong. - Aw, it can't be that bad, Mr. Tyler.

A little tiff. a lover's spat.

I always say the course of true love never runs smoothly.

A little sun and a little shade makes the fairest day.

- Get out of here! - Why, Mr. Tyler.

- Get out! - Mr. Tyler.

- Get out of here right now. - It's a good thing you've got a million dollars.

Get out!

Mr. Tyler! Only $1,500, and it's yours.

- Take it away! I'm not interested. - But you don't understand.

- It works. - Oh.

- Hi, Findlay. - Hello, Findlay.

Well?

But this is crazy. Look, you've got to explain to him.

- Tell him that I- - I can't. You know Duffy. He won't listen. Beer, Joe.

- Yes, sir. - How's it going, Cinderella Man?

You don't happen to have a couple of grand in small bills on you.

Lay off. Eddie. Duffy's fired him.

So he's an unemployed millionaire. My heart bleeds.

Joe, a round of drinks on Mr. Farley.

- Wait a minute. I'm not married to- - Have a fight already?

How can you argue with a million bucks?

Maybe he doesn't want to get measured for his polo mallet.

- Here's mud on your spats. - Why don't you two guys mind your own-

Take your tired jokes back to the bar.

Listen, Tom. Why don't you go home?

If Sara's there, maybe she'll convince you too.

Well, anyway, go home. If Duffy comes in here, there's gonna be trouble.

No, I can't go home. The hall's full of guys trying to sell me things.

Real estate, insurance, perpetual motion machines, yachts.

How can I prove I'm not married to that dame? How would you prove it?

Oh, I'm married already. My wife hasn't got a yacht to her name.

Jess, will you marry me?

- What? - I said, will you marry me?

It'll prove it. Don't you see?

I'm not going to marry you just to prove That you're not married to her.

All your life you've been railing against her kind of woman-

Useless, troublemakers, parasites.

- You're not gonna let her get away with this, are you? - Well, I don't-

- See it my way. We can go right down to city hall. - Hey, what is this?

- Please, Jess. - Let's go.

- I'll tell Duffy. You phone from the city hall. - I'll call you from down there.

- Cinderella Man weds. - Wait till Sara hears about this.

Can I ride down with you?

Hello? I want to speak to Miss Sara Farley. Johnson of the Gorier

Oh. Well, just tell her her husband's getting married.

That's what i said. He just went down to the city hall.

Look, I don't know what kind of license you fellows want, but this ain't the place for it.

What's keeping the clerk?

Probably can't read your signature on the application.

- Thomas Jemerson Tyler and Jessica Wood? - Yes.

Mr. Conovan, the chief clerk, would like to see you in his office. Right this way.

Excuse me.

- What's up? - Chief clerk don't confide in me.

You can't go in there.

What's Conovan want? Give us a break.

You Thomas Jefferson Tyler, Jessica Woods?

- Yes. - These the two that applied for the license, Fisher?

- Yes, sir. - What's this all about?

You may not know it, Miss Woods, but this man already has a wife.

- I have not. - He's marrying me.

He's married to Sara Farley. Here it is all over the front page.

I�m not married to anybody, and I insist that you give me a license.

I can't be a party to a conspiracy to commit bigamy.

You got any proof that you're not married to Sara Farley?

Well, you know no one can prove that they're not married.

Nobody issues certificates of non-marriage.

You gotta take my word for it. I�m not married to Sara Farley.

Tom-Tom!

How can you say that?

We had a little quarrel. I�m sorry, darling, and I forgive you.

You forgive me? Now you cut this out. This is-

This must be so awkward for you, my dear.

I�m terribly sorry, but Tom-Tom is married to me and-

- When were we married? - Have you forgotten already?

Where were we married?

You shouldn't do this to me, and on our honeymoon, too, just because you're angry with me.

- It's so embarrassing. - Where were we married?

Don't shout, dear. We shouldn't air our quarrels in public.

She's lying! I�m not married to Miss Farley! Give me a license to marry Miss Woods!

Stop shouting at me. You ought to be ashamed, pulling such a scurvy trick.

You're here to serve the public. I�m one of the public. I insist on my rights!

- Let go! Take him out. - You're denying me my rights by force.

That man is setting up a moral censorship...

when all he was ever commissioned to do was to grant licenses to citizens!

I just don't understand it, Jess.

I�m absolutely innocent, and I lost my job, can't go home.

I can't even get married. No civil rights.

I�m like a man without a county.

Also, I�m hungry.

Let's have dinner at my place. Have any money?

I think I spent it all on taxi fare.

- We have four dollars. Come on. - Oh, fine.

Jess! This is a Farley store.

Look. There's the caviar.

Come on. Here. Give me a hand with these.

- Take these, huh? - Tom, we only have four dollars.

Never mind about the money. I�m married to a rich woman.

Come on. Bring your basket along here. Wait. We'll get another one.

- Tom, you'll never get away with this. - Huh? Sure I will.

We can't possibly eat all this stuff.

Never mind. We'll put it away someplace.

Thank you very much.

- 3.65. - Where do you keep the champagne?

- No champagne, sir. - No champagne?

- 5.75. - A low type of store.

Probably have boll weevils in the flour.

5.11. Oh, no, sir. 6.85.

Oh, you can stop that counting. That isn't necessary.

Thirty, 40. Oh, yes, sir. I have to. 9.40.

- 1O.35. - You don't think I�m gonna pay for this, do you?

I own this stuff.

13.80. Mr. Bissell!

Ninety-five. Mr. Bissell!

Yes?

This man doesn't want to pay. 19.45.

I mean he- 21.45.

Sir, let's have no trifling with the clerks, if you please.

- 19.45. - Perhaps you don't know who I am.

- Here. Take a look at that. - 21.45.

Mr. Farley! I-I mean, Mr. Tyler.

Well, well. This is an honor

To be chosen out of all the Farley stores!

- I�m so pleased, Miss Farley. - I�m not Miss Farley.

- This is Miss Woods, my fianc�e. - How do you do?

Your fianc�e? But- But you're-

- My wife is vey broad-minded. - Five.

- 52.30. - Stop counting!

Now I�ve lost count.

Never mind. I hope-

- I mean, well, congratulations. - Thank you.

Pick up a couple of bags, Jessica dear, and Let's go home to dinner.

There we are. Good night. Thank you.

I don't know what we're going to do with all this stuff.

You can give it away if you like. There's plenty more where this came from.

We could start another grocery store. This has great possibilities.

Jessica? This has even greater possibilities.

- Like what? - Can-

- Not so fast- - Oh, sonny?

- Huh? - Here. Is that your sister?

- Uh-huh. - Well, you take that home to Mother now.

- Gee. Thanks! - Oh, thanks.

- I won't be home to dinner, dear. - Where are you going?

I�m going to call on my wife.

- Yes? - Oh, hello. Is Mrs. Tyler in?

- Who, sir? - I�m Mr. Tyler, Miss Farley's husband.

Oh, yes, sir. Won't you please come in?

Miss Sara- I mean, Mrs. Tyler didn't tell me you were coming.

- My congratulations, sir. - Thank you.

- I�m Barret, sir. - Oh, thank you, Barret. Is she in?

- No, sir. She's out for the evening. - Oh.

Well, I�ll see her later. Do you have a spare room for me?

Oh, certainly, sir. Adjoining Miss-

- Adjoining Mrs. Tyler, sir. - Oh.

This way, please.

May I say, sir, that the staff was delighted with your articles?

- You liked them? - I saw right through them, sir.

- Hmm? - I even predicted the marriage, sir.

- Won $180 from the staff. - Well, have they paid off yet?

They will at the end of the month, sir. It was child's play.

I recognized it immediately, sir.

A kind of left-handed romance...

the devastating criticism of a man in love.

- That's a nice deduction. - Rather obvious, if I may say so, sir.

The writer of those articles was tying to avoid showing his affection.