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RARBG
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So... I know what you're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog
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being chased by a mad man
with a mustache from the civil war?
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Gotta be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much? Am I going too fast?
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It's kinda what I do.
You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island where I am from.
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It had everything: sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,
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public access to loop-de-loops.
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And I never had to catch a school bus
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because I can run across the entire island
in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know, pretty sweet island, right?
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I was born with extraordinary powers,
and was told to keep them in secret.
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And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
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That's Longclaw, she took care of me.
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She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone could've seen you!
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No one saw me. I am too fast!
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And, I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.
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And I let them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike anything
I've ever seen.
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And that means someone
will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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This word is on the farthest side
of the universe. You should be safe there.
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- I don't wanna go without you!
- You must!
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These rings will be your most important
possession.
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If you ever discovered, use one.
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Never stop running. Now go!
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Longclaw!
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- Goodbye, Sonic.
- No!
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No!
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C'mon, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
in Barbados
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with Rihanna.
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OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
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No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean.
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Hang on, I think I got something.
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Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
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We've got kids living around here.
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It was kinda funny, sorry.
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What?
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Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
There's been a violent gang shoot-out.
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Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
But they do need it back.
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Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
out there.
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What are you, some kind
of an adrenaline junkie?
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Must be rough being slow all the time.
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I'll tell you what,
today is your lucky day.
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great, you're doing amazing.
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Oh, jeez!
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Good recovery!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me.
I was never here.
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So, what were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
and struggling to survive?
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Think again, because I am living
my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library.
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A home gym.
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And a state of the art security system.
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Oh, no!
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And if I ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,
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and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms...
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry about all of that.
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This is Green Hills.
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The greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people, and there, I say,
I am their lovable space creature.
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So what if they don't know I exist?
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My favorite person is the Donut Lord.
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Protector of this town,
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and defender of all creatures,
big and small.
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Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals,
and strangely was born without bones.
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There is one person in town
who's actually onto me.
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He calls me The Blue Devil.
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- I almost caught him last night.
- Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not.
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please...
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Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
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- When I find you...
- Pop quiz hot-shot.
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There's a bomb on the bus.
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Pop quiz hot-shot.
The classic line.
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Basically, we're like a family,
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even though we haven't met yet.
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You don't think your prolonged isolation
is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these
so called friends of yours,
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deep down you are still rather lonely?
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Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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Hey! No, no...
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Get out of there! Come on!
Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there, you trash pandas!
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Maddie, as Green Hills
most respected veterinary,
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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a racoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
You're glad to see me?
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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- Is that what I think it is?
- Open it.
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- It's kinda small, is that bad?
- Just... open it.
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Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
your application
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to the San Francisco Police Department,
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and pending inter departmental review
and background check.
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And we are happy to inform you that you
have been selected to join our team.
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Wow! Oh my God!
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San Francisco sucks?
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Wrong one.
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- You never had a doubt, huh?
- No!
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- I can't believe this!
- I know. You did it!
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What are those?
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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
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I though Ozzy and I
can fly there tomorrow,
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and check out some neighborhoods.
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I mean, this is all happening so fast.
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Man, it's the craziest thing,
you apply for the job, you get the job.
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- Well, pending a background check.
- Oh, man,
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hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's WiFi.
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Correction, I'm still using
the neighbor's WiFi.
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But, Maddie...
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski,
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what did you do the entire time
I was in a veterinary school?
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I worked the second job
to pay the rent, and...
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me,
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been a Wachowski
protecting this town for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to get out there
and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but...
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You know, I wanna help people
in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-or-death situation,
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and I'll be there for them.
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- I get it. I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all
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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
and all my friendships.
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But this is something
I feel like I need to do,
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to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I gotta do is...
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tell everyone who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the play-offs.
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So cool.
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Bottom of the ninth, tie score.
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And exactly who you want at the plate
with the game on the line, Sonic.
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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills, also Sonic.
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Okay, focus, Sonic.
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If you win this game you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left,
he's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
is so in batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it...
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes! Yes! I did it!
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Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed
that giant blue explosion, right?
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- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Tom. Wade here.
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What is going on?
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- Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
- Yap, dur.
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The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.
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- What should I do?
- Okay. Relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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see if they can locate
the down line, then...
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call Zim, and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Cue
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- so the food stays fresh.
- Call Zim before Gil?
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- Call Gil... Hello? Wait. Wait!
- I'll call you back.
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Hello? Was that the end
of the instructions?
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Okay. All right. You can do this.
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What was the first thing he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
knocked our power
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across the entire Pacific Northwest.
What do we know?
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Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.
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Sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble
the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...
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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
Someone who understands technology.
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- You wanna send in a lab rat?
- Not just any lab rat.
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A lab rat with teeth.
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You're not suggesting who I think
you're suggesting.
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- I know he's a little weird...
- Weird?
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- No, no. No way!
- He's a psychological tire fire.
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But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
IQ off the charts.
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And his drone tech is revolutionary.
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- You're sure he can handle this?
- He has a perfect operations record.
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- Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- No.
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- Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
- It's not even a country.
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Exactly. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.
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I can't believe you're bringing
that freak into this.
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Neither can I, but...
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We have no choice.
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Guys, coming up!
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Yes, Major.
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What a...
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Are you in charge here?
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- Yes, I am.
- No. Wrong!
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- Name...
- I'm in charge!
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- Me!
- Is Major...
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- Ben...
- I'm in charge.
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You've never seen anything
like this before?
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It says I'm a top banana in a world
full of hungry little monkeys.
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Allow me to clarify.
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In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance
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the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
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- The Doctor thinks you're basic.
- I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
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Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
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- Is he still looking at me funny?
- Yes, he is.
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Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
his search history.
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If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
he'll take a closer look...
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- I'm not deaf.
- And tell him his men report to me now.
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Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize...
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I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
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- Benning...
- Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
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Listen, Major Nobodycares.
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You know why
nobody cares who you are?
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00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:10,525
Because nobody cares about your feeble
accomplishments.
244
00:20:10,656 --> 00:20:13,131
And nobody cares about how proud
your Mommy is
245
00:20:13,283 --> 00:20:15,715
that you're now reading
at a third grade level.
246
00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:20,428
Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
247
00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:23,189
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
248
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:26,958
Oh, my babies.
249
00:20:27,697 --> 00:20:30,086
Look what came out of my egg sac.
250
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,358
You know what I love about machines?
251
00:20:33,284 --> 00:20:36,417
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
252
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:40,177
They don't need time-off to get drunk,
and put the boat in the water.
253
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,516
And you do what you're told.
254
00:20:42,662 --> 00:20:45,143
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss.
255
00:20:46,216 --> 00:20:48,646
And watch my machines do your job.
256
00:20:51,072 --> 00:20:53,863
- Can you feel it, Stone?
- I can feel it, Doctor.
257
00:20:54,251 --> 00:20:55,851
It's evolution, Stone.
258
00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,018
It's evolution!
259
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,378
- Agent Stone?
- Doctor.
260
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:39,030
Do you see anything useful in this image?
261
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:42,341
- Nothing at all, Doctor.
- Of course you don't.
262
00:21:42,671 --> 00:21:44,660
Your eyes weren't expertly trained
to spot tracks
263
00:21:44,823 --> 00:21:47,090
by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
264
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:58,750
That's extraordinary.
265
00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:01,128
No, what extraordinary is...
266
00:22:01,281 --> 00:22:04,962
I determined the exact height, weight,
and spinal curvature of this creature.
267
00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:07,987
And my computer can't find
a single match for it, anywhere
268
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:10,562
in Earth's animal kingdom.
269
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:15,150
This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby Bigfoot.
270
00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:18,818
This guy is something else
271
00:22:20,491 --> 00:22:22,203
entirely.
272
00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:25,369
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
273
00:22:25,964 --> 00:22:28,408
That's one small step for man,
274
00:22:28,566 --> 00:22:30,893
one giant leap for me.
275
00:22:42,221 --> 00:22:44,171
Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
276
00:22:44,331 --> 00:22:46,383
You played some baseball,
got a little upset.
277
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:49,793
Lightning shut out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
278
00:22:50,423 --> 00:22:52,487
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
279
00:22:52,617 --> 00:22:55,443
Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
I gotta take my stuff.
280
00:22:55,544 --> 00:22:57,431
Okay, essential items only.
281
00:22:57,574 --> 00:23:00,331
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night light, funny hat.
282
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,579
This half-eaten cantaloupe,
and my scented candle.
283
00:23:03,931 --> 00:23:05,565
My entire comic book collection.
284
00:23:05,679 --> 00:23:08,350
Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
fit in the backpack? No, no.
285
00:23:08,545 --> 00:23:09,963
Of course not. That's stupid.
286
00:23:10,108 --> 00:23:13,383
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course!
287
00:23:14,730 --> 00:23:18,081
Here we go. Ring time.
Mushroom planet, here I come.
288
00:23:18,787 --> 00:23:21,782
Oh, no! They're right outside,
I gotta go somewhere else.
289
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,416
Goodbye, cave.
290
00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:33,923
- Hi.
- Hey.
291
00:23:34,091 --> 00:23:35,131
What are you doing?
292
00:23:35,286 --> 00:23:38,014
Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
293
00:23:38,374 --> 00:23:40,027
That sounds half-fun.
294
00:23:40,172 --> 00:23:42,482
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
295
00:23:42,635 --> 00:23:44,440
The whole town went dark.
296
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:46,737
It was like a sign telling me
to get outta Dodge.
297
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,742
- Wade must've lost his mind.
- Yeah.
298
00:23:48,981 --> 00:23:50,897
And he does not have much to lose.
299
00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:53,717
How's your sister? Does she
convince you to leave me yet?
300
00:23:53,848 --> 00:23:57,162
No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.
301
00:23:57,313 --> 00:23:59,744
The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.
302
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,187
- And the Olive Garden.
- Ah, because when you're there...
303
00:24:02,248 --> 00:24:03,960
You're family.
304
00:24:05,585 --> 00:24:07,281
No way!
305
00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:13,037
The racoons are back.
And they are in for a surprise.
306
00:24:13,164 --> 00:24:16,543
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.
307
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:19,272
And also, that's for bears.
308
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,204
- Good, now I know it'll work.
- Tom!
309
00:24:22,384 --> 00:24:24,758
I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
to scare them.
310
00:24:24,872 --> 00:24:27,420
- Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
- To...
311
00:24:31,965 --> 00:24:34,691
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
312
00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:40,647
Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.
313
00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:42,779
Here we go.
314
00:24:42,830 --> 00:24:46,153
Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
You're going to a safe world.
315
00:24:46,289 --> 00:24:51,734
A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
Mushrooms that will be your only friends.
316
00:24:51,822 --> 00:24:53,780
That sounds awful, I can't do this.
317
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:56,171
You have to do it,
there's no other option.
318
00:24:58,150 --> 00:24:59,577
All right.
319
00:25:00,601 --> 00:25:03,976
SFPD, pending background check.
Paws in the air!
320
00:25:06,593 --> 00:25:08,749
Uhhh... meow?
321
00:25:17,403 --> 00:25:20,337
San Francisco?
322
00:25:42,537 --> 00:25:43,983
No.
323
00:25:48,538 --> 00:25:49,743
What?
324
00:26:12,515 --> 00:26:14,143
The Blue Devil.
325
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,997
- Donut Lord?
- You can talk?
326
00:26:30,044 --> 00:26:31,223
You're not...
327
00:26:31,387 --> 00:26:34,398
- You're not here to abduct me, are you?
- You abducted me!
328
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,927
Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?
329
00:26:38,159 --> 00:26:39,857
Why are you hiding out in my garage?
330
00:26:39,991 --> 00:26:41,191
I needed somewhere safe,
331
00:26:41,337 --> 00:26:43,878
and you are the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.
332
00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:46,762
- Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
- 'Cause you talk to donuts,
333
00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,799
and then eat them
if they get out of the line.
334
00:26:48,927 --> 00:26:51,226
- Again, fair.
- Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?
335
00:26:51,362 --> 00:26:55,874
Why am I still on Earth? What did...
Oh, no, I lost my rings!
336
00:26:55,991 --> 00:26:57,390
What?
337
00:27:02,861 --> 00:27:05,256
What's happening?
Is this your mothership?
338
00:27:06,323 --> 00:27:08,889
- I'm not in the mood to get probed.
- You think you're worried?
339
00:27:09,014 --> 00:27:10,656
I'm not even wearing pants.
340
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,535
What the...
341
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,181
- They're coming for me!
- Who's coming for you?
342
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:21,953
- What does that have to do with me?
- I don't have time to explain,
343
00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:24,742
- but you have to help me.
- No, I don't. Why?
344
00:27:24,891 --> 00:27:28,213
Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons
345
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:29,533
feel like spaghetti.
346
00:27:29,631 --> 00:27:32,774
I need your help, please.
It's life or death.
347
00:27:40,169 --> 00:27:41,989
Fine, come with me.
348
00:27:45,406 --> 00:27:47,020
Little help?
349
00:27:57,881 --> 00:28:01,059
- All right, stay here. And be quiet.
- Good plan, great plan.
350
00:28:01,198 --> 00:28:05,059
How are we working so well together?
Practically finishing each other sentences.
351
00:28:06,349 --> 00:28:07,517
Okay, bye.
352
00:28:10,963 --> 00:28:12,453
Hello there.
353
00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:14,706
Can I help you?
354
00:28:18,135 --> 00:28:20,209
Good morning, my rural chum.
355
00:28:20,705 --> 00:28:21,832
I'm...
356
00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:24,588
from the power company,
investigating the blackout.
357
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:27,987
If you don't mind I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?
358
00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:30,047
No kidding, you're from
the power company?
359
00:28:30,183 --> 00:28:33,124
You must know my buddy Spencer.
We play softball together.
360
00:28:33,268 --> 00:28:35,907
Spence, he's a good man.
361
00:28:37,188 --> 00:28:39,735
- Yeah, yeah... come on in!
- Great.
362
00:28:39,878 --> 00:28:42,177
Take all the readings
you need. Except...
363
00:28:43,143 --> 00:28:46,412
Don't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?
364
00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:48,803
That way they can check
even if you're not home.
365
00:28:49,067 --> 00:28:51,557
Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company.
366
00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:54,626
And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
So, you wanna tell me why
367
00:28:54,923 --> 00:28:58,233
you think I'm dumb enough
to just let you walk inside my house?
368
00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:08,688
- I'm sorry, Mr..?
- Wachowski.
369
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:10,383
But everyone calls me Tom.
370
00:29:10,601 --> 00:29:12,621
Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
371
00:29:12,754 --> 00:29:16,225
But it's gone on for so long now that
it would be just weird if I corrected him.
372
00:29:16,371 --> 00:29:18,472
Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.
373
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:22,656
You may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.
374
00:29:22,797 --> 00:29:24,624
Yup, no lights, picked up on that.
375
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:26,695
Twenty minutes ago I tracked
an energy pulse
376
00:29:26,824 --> 00:29:29,972
with the similar signature to the one
that caused that disruption.
377
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:46,414
Listen, Mr..?
378
00:29:46,561 --> 00:29:49,126
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.
379
00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:51,165
But my dentist calls me Rob.
380
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,544
Look, Doctor Robotskiz...
381
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:58,115
I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,
382
00:29:58,245 --> 00:30:01,054
but it's got nothing to do with me,
you can ask anyone in town.
383
00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:02,856
- Everyone knows me.
- I bet they do.
384
00:30:03,005 --> 00:30:05,418
I'm sure you're hella popular
with the Gibs and Merles
385
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:08,748
and Billy Bobs in this glorified
gas station rest stop.
386
00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:13,120
Which goes way back to the days
of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.
387
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:18,818
And maybe some day
you'll have achieved your goal
388
00:30:18,969 --> 00:30:21,736
of getting a Costco card,
or adopting a Labradoodle.
389
00:30:21,894 --> 00:30:27,164
But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do
390
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:30,939
before I was a toddler.
391
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:34,661
I was spitting out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.
392
00:30:34,787 --> 00:30:37,363
- I was breastfed, actually.
- Nice.
393
00:30:37,597 --> 00:30:39,813
Rub that in my orphan face.
394
00:30:40,031 --> 00:30:45,836
Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
with US code 904, title 10, article 104?
395
00:30:47,199 --> 00:30:48,999
- Yeah...
- Anyone, who attempts to aid
396
00:30:49,158 --> 00:30:51,990
an enemy of the United States
shall suffer death.
397
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:55,867
And if I'm the one who catches you,
398
00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,187
it'll be even worse.
399
00:30:59,589 --> 00:31:01,039
Worse than death?
400
00:31:03,247 --> 00:31:04,963
Okay, I'm a ball.
Just a normal ball.
401
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:06,371
I'm blending in like a bulge.
402
00:31:06,507 --> 00:31:10,265
Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!
403
00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:12,519
Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
with X-Rays,
404
00:31:12,652 --> 00:31:14,916
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
405
00:31:22,428 --> 00:31:24,719
Don't freak out. Don't freak...
Don't freak out.
406
00:31:24,878 --> 00:31:26,875
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
407
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,688
I'm freaking out!
408
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,502
Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?
409
00:31:34,655 --> 00:31:35,998
Compared to...
410
00:31:38,769 --> 00:31:40,356
- Old pipes.
- Yeah.
411
00:31:40,506 --> 00:31:43,147
Probably just the house settling.
Nothing to see here.
412
00:31:44,746 --> 00:31:46,013
Hey!
413
00:31:51,134 --> 00:31:52,610
Here's the thing.
414
00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:55,890
I'm never wrong.
415
00:31:56,654 --> 00:31:58,976
Well, first time for everything, I guess.
416
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,320
Would you like some cake?
417
00:32:00,503 --> 00:32:04,635
I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
418
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,679
Look at that.
419
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,837
I was right.
420
00:32:20,252 --> 00:32:22,179
Note the lack of surprise.
421
00:32:22,376 --> 00:32:24,105
Should we try this again?
422
00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:38,831
I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is. Five.
423
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,039
- I don't know what's you're talking about.
- Four.
424
00:32:41,196 --> 00:32:43,596
Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
And you're threatening an Officer.
425
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:46,365
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed? Three.
426
00:32:46,934 --> 00:32:48,927
Come on, rack your brain!
427
00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:52,381
You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse to go on living.
428
00:32:52,619 --> 00:32:54,092
In two...
429
00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:56,097
One!
430
00:32:56,463 --> 00:32:58,426
Wait! Don't hurt him.
431
00:33:11,998 --> 00:33:13,668
This feels excessive.
432
00:33:17,113 --> 00:33:18,255
Stay behind me.
433
00:33:34,448 --> 00:33:36,911
Don't worry, I got it
right where I want it.
434
00:33:39,491 --> 00:33:42,915
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these things?
435
00:33:45,394 --> 00:33:48,160
This was a horrible plan,
what was I thinking?
436
00:33:50,789 --> 00:33:52,460
I'm gonna puke!
437
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:57,198
Come on!
438
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,378
We gotta get out of here.
439
00:33:59,547 --> 00:34:02,607
Don't tell me that's all you've got.
I'm just getting started.
440
00:34:02,732 --> 00:34:05,463
Let me know if you wanna go
round two with the blue.
441
00:34:24,290 --> 00:34:25,455
Doctor!
442
00:34:25,823 --> 00:34:26,906
Are you okay?
443
00:34:27,203 --> 00:34:29,241
I just saw a guy race
outta here and thought...
444
00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:30,804
That you should stop them?
445
00:34:31,921 --> 00:34:33,462
Open your mouth,
446
00:34:33,666 --> 00:34:35,694
and say you thought
that you should stop them.
447
00:34:35,854 --> 00:34:39,008
No, I thought that maybe I should
check to see if you're okay.
448
00:34:39,305 --> 00:34:42,030
You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?
449
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:45,060
- Everyone else seems stupid.
- Yes. Way to go.
450
00:34:45,295 --> 00:34:46,750
You got that one.
451
00:34:47,992 --> 00:34:51,699
Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,
452
00:34:52,201 --> 00:34:55,386
neutralize it, uncover
the source of its power.
453
00:34:55,979 --> 00:34:57,440
And if it resists...
454
00:34:58,484 --> 00:35:00,037
we take it apart,
455
00:35:00,648 --> 00:35:02,058
piece by piece.
456
00:35:03,254 --> 00:35:05,166
See what makes it tick.
457
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:07,557
- Stone.
- Doctor.
458
00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:09,360
Call Optical Illusions.
459
00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:11,747
Tell them I need new frames.
460
00:35:12,384 --> 00:35:13,991
They know what kind I like.
461
00:35:15,844 --> 00:35:17,491
And bring that quill.
462
00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:19,366
Yes, Doctor.
463
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:23,921
All right, pal,
464
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:25,649
You need to start talking right now.
465
00:35:25,781 --> 00:35:28,144
Who are you? What are you?
466
00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:30,651
I'm a hedgehog,
I feel like that's obvious.
467
00:35:30,847 --> 00:35:33,425
- And I'm in big trouble.
- You're in big trouble?
468
00:35:33,561 --> 00:35:36,539
You're not the one who punched
some sort of government weirdo back there.
469
00:35:36,665 --> 00:35:38,905
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings!
470
00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:40,569
Rings? What are you talking about?
471
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:44,173
Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.
472
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,881
And now mine are on top
of a pointy building
473
00:35:47,033 --> 00:35:49,804
I've only ever seen
on your skin tight t-shirt.
474
00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:52,322
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,
475
00:35:52,534 --> 00:35:55,661
so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the Mushroom planet.
476
00:35:57,512 --> 00:35:59,856
- Mushroom planet?
- Yes!
477
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,385
Right.
478
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,838
- Okay, pal. Out you go.
- I'm sorry, what?
479
00:36:07,984 --> 00:36:11,851
Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
480
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,084
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.
481
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:17,138
Now please, go find your rings,
and your Mushroomland.
482
00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:19,410
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in the hospital bed,
483
00:36:19,569 --> 00:36:22,358
and the doctors gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.
484
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,720
- Okay? So, goodbye.
- Okay, goodbye.
485
00:36:25,238 --> 00:36:26,341
Goodbye.
486
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:31,642
- Why aren't you leaving?
- I don't know where San Francisco is.
487
00:36:31,781 --> 00:36:32,781
- It's West.
- West?
488
00:36:32,892 --> 00:36:35,158
- Straight shot, can't miss it.
- Fine. That's cool.
489
00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:37,333
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
490
00:36:42,256 --> 00:36:46,098
So, as I crashed into the cold
dark water of the Pacific
491
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,241
I realized a few things.
492
00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:50,979
a) I have no idea where I'm going;
493
00:36:51,313 --> 00:36:53,343
b) salt water stings.
494
00:36:53,768 --> 00:36:57,920
c) I shouldn't even be on this planet
right now, but I am.
495
00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:00,857
- Why? Because you shot me!
- I know.
496
00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,151
You shot me!
497
00:37:02,292 --> 00:37:04,959
All right. I heard you the first time.
You don't have to...
498
00:37:05,094 --> 00:37:06,601
pile it on, good grief.
499
00:37:06,779 --> 00:37:08,908
I'm wet. I'm cold.
500
00:37:09,277 --> 00:37:11,017
There's a fish on my head!
501
00:37:11,279 --> 00:37:14,678
And clearly I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.
502
00:37:20,653 --> 00:37:23,335
- All right, get in the truck.
- Really? You gonna help me?
503
00:37:23,419 --> 00:37:26,609
I guess it is a little bit of my fault
that all of this is happening to you.
504
00:37:26,741 --> 00:37:29,634
Not a little bit, entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
505
00:37:29,777 --> 00:37:31,683
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
506
00:37:31,806 --> 00:37:32,913
Yes.
507
00:37:35,407 --> 00:37:37,268
Roadtrip.
508
00:37:37,763 --> 00:37:39,206
What am I doing?
509
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:42,192
All right, there's gonna be rules
on this trip. Number one:
510
00:37:42,325 --> 00:37:44,529
do exactly as I say all the time.
511
00:37:44,986 --> 00:37:46,823
- Got it?
- Got it, Donut Lord.
512
00:37:46,966 --> 00:37:48,800
Would you stop with the Donut Lord?
513
00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,004
I have a name. It's Tom.
514
00:37:51,342 --> 00:37:52,671
I'm Sonic.
515
00:37:52,865 --> 00:37:55,015
Sonic? Sonic.
516
00:37:56,135 --> 00:37:58,316
So, you've been spying
on us all for years.
517
00:37:58,459 --> 00:38:00,190
I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.
518
00:38:00,322 --> 00:38:02,578
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited,
519
00:38:02,705 --> 00:38:04,212
and no one knew I was there.
520
00:38:04,347 --> 00:38:06,978
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.
521
00:38:07,126 --> 00:38:10,028
Yeah, you should call him
Super Observing Carl instead.
522
00:38:10,597 --> 00:38:12,877
- Oh my God, stop the car right now!
- What? What?
523
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,363
The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
We gotta see it!
524
00:38:16,491 --> 00:38:19,958
No, no. This is not some fun
family roadtrip, okay?
525
00:38:20,207 --> 00:38:24,205
The government wants to dissect you,
and arrest me. This is serious.
526
00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:28,246
You were right. It was lame.
Gift shop was cool, though.
527
00:38:28,487 --> 00:38:29,712
I got you a mouse pad.
528
00:38:29,986 --> 00:38:31,571
When are we gonna get there?
529
00:38:31,605 --> 00:38:33,493
We will get there when we get there.
530
00:38:52,537 --> 00:38:55,851
All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
to see if he knows what's going on.
531
00:38:55,988 --> 00:38:58,175
You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
532
00:38:58,326 --> 00:39:00,274
What is it? A teleportation box?
533
00:39:02,034 --> 00:39:03,034
It's a pay phone.
534
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:06,544
It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
from the law, which is us.
535
00:39:06,759 --> 00:39:09,195
Stay in the car. I don't want
anybody seeing you.
536
00:39:09,489 --> 00:39:10,797
Fine!
537
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,979
Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
538
00:39:43,273 --> 00:39:45,516
Be strong. Be strong.
539
00:39:52,794 --> 00:39:54,954
Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
540
00:39:55,104 --> 00:39:57,884
- Wade, it's me.
- Hi, I'm so glad that you called.
541
00:39:58,266 --> 00:40:02,543
So, some guys came in asking
some questions. A little creepy.
542
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:05,237
Kinda reminded me of the guys
from Men in Black,
543
00:40:05,355 --> 00:40:08,825
but not as likable,
or charming as Will Smith.
544
00:40:08,959 --> 00:40:10,563
Wait, what kinda questions?
545
00:40:10,722 --> 00:40:12,979
Questions about terrorism.
546
00:40:13,485 --> 00:40:16,497
I told them that, like...
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
547
00:40:16,808 --> 00:40:20,567
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
He can't even make, like bait in the cold.
548
00:40:20,696 --> 00:40:22,896
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
549
00:40:22,971 --> 00:40:25,061
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
550
00:40:27,998 --> 00:40:30,100
You know, I think they already know.
551
00:40:32,049 --> 00:40:33,655
Mr. Wachowski.
552
00:40:34,589 --> 00:40:35,742
Tom.
553
00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:37,725
I want you to know
that the only other person
554
00:40:37,787 --> 00:40:40,855
who have ever punched me
in the face was the school bully.
555
00:40:40,984 --> 00:40:43,789
He hit me in the cafeteria
causing a blunt force contusion
556
00:40:43,939 --> 00:40:46,328
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.
557
00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,501
Humiliated me in front
of the entire school.
558
00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:50,776
And you know what I did in response?
559
00:40:50,933 --> 00:40:53,542
I'm assuming that you reported him
to the Principal's office,
560
00:40:53,657 --> 00:40:56,035
'cause, you know that kinda behavior
is really unacceptable.
561
00:40:56,197 --> 00:40:59,101
No, I examined the inefficiency
of a world where brawn trumped brain,
562
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,037
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.
563
00:41:02,184 --> 00:41:04,910
The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.
564
00:41:05,181 --> 00:41:08,325
And I have never lost
a fight again. Until today.
565
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,305
Hooray for me then, huh?
566
00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:13,062
No, because you're about
to become the bully with a straw!
567
00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:15,403
I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
568
00:41:15,798 --> 00:41:17,740
And when I catch you I'll...
569
00:41:18,705 --> 00:41:20,710
Hello? Hello?
570
00:41:21,825 --> 00:41:24,443
- Hello? Hello?
- I think he actually hung up.
571
00:41:24,490 --> 00:41:26,053
Because I noticed
that the light isn't on.
572
00:41:26,078 --> 00:41:27,550
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
573
00:41:27,557 --> 00:41:29,841
If you give me a second
I can get an outside line.
574
00:41:30,376 --> 00:41:34,347
No, don't be bothered.
You just sit there and be you-
575
00:41:35,553 --> 00:41:37,101
sless.
576
00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:46,691
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
577
00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:49,855
I will tell people about this.
578
00:41:52,961 --> 00:41:56,070
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...
579
00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:58,422
Sonic?
580
00:42:04,676 --> 00:42:06,024
No, no.
581
00:42:21,323 --> 00:42:22,646
Howdy, partner.
582
00:42:22,769 --> 00:42:24,558
I'm not your partner, come on,
we're leaving.
583
00:42:24,683 --> 00:42:27,421
But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
you gotta see their beards.
584
00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:29,968
We will have to catch them
some other time. Let's go. Get up.
585
00:42:30,105 --> 00:42:33,417
If we stay I promise I won't say
another word for the rest of the trip.
586
00:42:33,563 --> 00:42:34,980
Starting... now.
587
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,945
Welcome to the Piston Pit,
what can I get you fellas?
588
00:42:38,171 --> 00:42:42,564
I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.
589
00:42:43,302 --> 00:42:46,234
No kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kinda mask?
590
00:42:47,015 --> 00:42:51,599
He's actually 43 years old,
and suffers from a very rare skin disease.
591
00:42:51,747 --> 00:42:54,090
that stunts his growth,
and makes him look...
592
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:55,847
like... like that.
593
00:42:55,986 --> 00:42:59,918
The face I was born with, the confidence
I picked up along the way.
594
00:43:00,502 --> 00:43:02,863
- Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
- Okay.
595
00:43:03,969 --> 00:43:06,707
- You owe me one.
- I've never sat on a bar stool before.
596
00:43:06,863 --> 00:43:10,024
So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!
597
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:12,105
Yes.
598
00:43:12,762 --> 00:43:14,766
- I feel sick.
- Having fun?
599
00:43:15,058 --> 00:43:17,825
Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list,
huh? Big night for ya?
600
00:43:17,944 --> 00:43:19,773
What's a bucket list?
601
00:43:19,979 --> 00:43:21,651
Bucket list is a...
602
00:43:22,056 --> 00:43:25,257
It's a list of things you wanna do
in your life before you...
603
00:43:25,911 --> 00:43:27,074
well, kick the bucket.
604
00:43:27,185 --> 00:43:30,109
I've never kicked the bucket
either. I gotta make my list.
605
00:43:35,886 --> 00:43:37,305
Sonic.
606
00:43:44,315 --> 00:43:45,427
Why? What's the matter?
607
00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,435
There is so much stuff
I've never done.
608
00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:49,875
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...
609
00:43:50,411 --> 00:43:52,218
I guess I missed my chance.
610
00:43:57,381 --> 00:44:00,755
Well, I guess this is the kinda place
you can get a lot of living done
611
00:44:00,898 --> 00:44:02,624
in a short period of time.
612
00:44:03,190 --> 00:44:04,895
I suppose we can spare an hour.
613
00:44:05,072 --> 00:44:07,402
What? You gonna bucket list with me?
614
00:44:07,730 --> 00:44:10,075
- Sure, why not.
- You won't regret this.
615
00:44:10,309 --> 00:44:11,521
I'm pretty sure I will.
616
00:44:36,301 --> 00:44:37,837
New high score.
617
00:44:44,073 --> 00:44:47,845
Wait a second, is this bull missing
a head or does it have two butts?
618
00:44:50,231 --> 00:44:52,343
- This is easy.
- Okay.
619
00:44:57,082 --> 00:44:58,785
I'm a cowboy, baby.
620
00:45:01,808 --> 00:45:03,293
I'm okay.
621
00:45:09,764 --> 00:45:10,910
Yeah!
622
00:45:13,246 --> 00:45:14,858
Yeah, laugh it up.
623
00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:16,656
Nice work, Romeo.
624
00:45:17,135 --> 00:45:19,811
- Glad you're having a good time.
- I am having a good time.
625
00:45:19,923 --> 00:45:22,639
I'm having the best time,
I mean what could go wrong?
626
00:45:26,678 --> 00:45:27,910
Can we help you?
627
00:45:28,263 --> 00:45:32,249
- We don't like your kind around here.
- Our kind? What kind is that?
628
00:45:34,347 --> 00:45:35,542
Hipsters.
629
00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:37,155
How dare you?!
630
00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,741
Hey, you know what? We were
just leaving anyway, weren't we?
631
00:45:39,878 --> 00:45:41,551
- Not a problem...
- No, no. It's okay.
632
00:45:41,691 --> 00:45:42,691
No, no. We're leaving.
633
00:45:42,770 --> 00:45:45,272
I know exactly how to handle
this situation.
634
00:45:46,359 --> 00:45:47,568
Pop quiz hot-shot.
635
00:45:47,713 --> 00:45:50,364
You just picked a fight
with a poorly disguised hedgehog
636
00:45:50,505 --> 00:45:53,344
who's seen way too many
action movies. What do you do?
637
00:45:53,466 --> 00:45:55,121
What do you do?
638
00:45:57,792 --> 00:45:59,973
Am I crazy? It was supposed
to break, right?
639
00:46:01,742 --> 00:46:04,566
Break please. Break please.
Break please, bottle. Please.
640
00:46:04,735 --> 00:46:06,107
Sonic?
641
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,312
- Nice going.
- Thanks. It's awesome, right?
642
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,468
All right, who's next?
Who wants some?
643
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,225
Who do I get to beat up?
644
00:46:24,620 --> 00:46:29,022
Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
645
00:46:29,914 --> 00:46:31,404
Ah, you!
646
00:46:42,884 --> 00:46:44,086
Really?
647
00:48:33,033 --> 00:48:35,800
- So, should we get out of here?
- Yeah, time to go.
648
00:48:37,964 --> 00:48:38,985
That was amazing!
649
00:48:39,188 --> 00:48:42,079
Wait a second, did we even pay
our tip? It doesn't matter!
650
00:48:42,262 --> 00:48:44,885
Watch this. Watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
651
00:48:48,139 --> 00:48:50,613
- Get them!
- See ya, suckers.
652
00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:53,966
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.
653
00:49:00,017 --> 00:49:01,428
- Yes! Yes!
- Yeah!
654
00:49:01,573 --> 00:49:02,204
Ouch!
655
00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:05,214
- They got you pretty good.
- I'm all right, have been hit harder.
656
00:49:05,372 --> 00:49:07,049
Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?
657
00:49:07,197 --> 00:49:10,709
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.
658
00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:14,880
The floors were sticky. The crowd
was rough. And the odds were against us.
659
00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:18,380
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
660
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:21,189
Scratch another one off my list.
661
00:49:22,408 --> 00:49:24,321
You are a weird little dude.
662
00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:39,137
- Okay.
- So, what are we gonna do now?
663
00:49:40,813 --> 00:49:42,873
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
664
00:49:43,206 --> 00:49:45,694
- You should, too.
- But this is my last night on Earth.
665
00:49:45,826 --> 00:49:48,149
- I wanna soak up every last second.
- All right, well...
666
00:49:48,289 --> 00:49:51,511
Anything you can find to do in this room,
you knock yourself out.
667
00:49:58,075 --> 00:50:00,167
Good times.
668
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,919
Oh, come on.
669
00:50:04,190 --> 00:50:08,252
- That's awful, what did you eat?
- I think it's called a chili dog.
670
00:50:08,944 --> 00:50:11,634
You might wanna check
your fur on that one, buddy.
671
00:50:12,182 --> 00:50:15,171
Hey, so what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?
672
00:50:15,424 --> 00:50:18,279
It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
There's no people.
673
00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:21,336
Just breathable air and giant
mushrooms, and stuff.
674
00:50:21,868 --> 00:50:23,581
Well, look at it this way.
675
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,208
At least you won't be the only fun-gi.
676
00:50:26,864 --> 00:50:29,419
No, don't ever do that again.
677
00:50:30,557 --> 00:50:31,909
I liked it.
678
00:50:33,775 --> 00:50:35,766
I'm really gonna miss this place.
679
00:50:36,026 --> 00:50:39,581
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?
680
00:50:40,869 --> 00:50:42,874
Maybe I could have a life here.
681
00:50:47,547 --> 00:50:49,886
All right, we should get some sleep.
682
00:50:51,322 --> 00:50:54,478
You sleep, don't worry about me,
I'm gonna stay up all night
683
00:50:54,622 --> 00:50:56,405
enjoying Earth while I can.
684
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:57,935
Sure, kid.
685
00:50:58,578 --> 00:51:00,722
As long as we're
on the road by eight.
686
00:51:24,616 --> 00:51:28,736
Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.
687
00:51:29,285 --> 00:51:31,933
Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.
688
00:51:32,196 --> 00:51:35,208
Any information regarding
his whereabouts should be reported
689
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,193
to local authorities immediately.
690
00:51:43,413 --> 00:51:45,367
Did he say where he was going?
691
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,718
Maybe. Maybe not.
692
00:51:51,855 --> 00:51:53,558
Like I'd ever tell you.
693
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,462
Stand down, Agent Stone.
694
00:51:56,534 --> 00:51:59,002
This well-meaning citizen obviously
doesn't understand
695
00:51:59,155 --> 00:52:01,113
the urgency of the matter.
696
00:52:03,443 --> 00:52:04,904
Really?
697
00:52:07,162 --> 00:52:09,874
Now, that's what I call
'good cop, bad cop'.
698
00:52:12,881 --> 00:52:14,469
Left yourself open.
699
00:52:17,023 --> 00:52:19,014
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,
700
00:52:19,198 --> 00:52:22,251
the approximate speed of their vehicle
and local weather conditions...
701
00:52:23,837 --> 00:52:25,414
They should be...
702
00:52:26,073 --> 00:52:28,012
right about...
703
00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:30,393
here.
704
00:52:30,693 --> 00:52:33,923
- That's brilliant, Sir.
- Thanks... for nothing.
705
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:39,332
- So, what's on your bucket list?
- Me?
706
00:52:39,466 --> 00:52:42,277
- Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
- Well, sure, but...
707
00:52:42,413 --> 00:52:44,254
I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.
708
00:52:44,635 --> 00:52:46,624
And I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.
709
00:52:46,771 --> 00:52:49,937
Don't be so sure, your best friend
is a magnet for danger.
710
00:52:50,076 --> 00:52:51,993
You're anointing yourself as the bestie?
711
00:52:53,183 --> 00:52:55,156
Little presumptuous,
but... I mean...
712
00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:57,780
I like you, of course, but...
713
00:52:58,009 --> 00:52:59,744
You know, we're not best friends.
714
00:53:00,112 --> 00:53:01,844
You tucked me in last night.
715
00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:05,137
- Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
- That would be my dog Ozzy.
716
00:53:05,246 --> 00:53:09,071
Okay, let's drop this increasingly
humiliating topic of conversation.
717
00:53:09,297 --> 00:53:11,083
Bucket list. Give it to me.
718
00:53:11,508 --> 00:53:13,450
Okay, there is one thing.
719
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,279
In Green Hills I've always felt,
720
00:53:16,662 --> 00:53:19,833
I don't know, more like a baby sitter
than a real cop, you know?
721
00:53:20,021 --> 00:53:22,851
So, I want a chance to prove
myself under real pressure.
722
00:53:23,024 --> 00:53:25,789
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.
723
00:53:26,404 --> 00:53:29,049
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.
724
00:53:30,211 --> 00:53:31,430
What?
725
00:53:32,694 --> 00:53:36,219
- Why is your face doing that?
- You're leaving Green Hills?!
726
00:53:36,953 --> 00:53:38,941
- Okay.
- Bu... But... But why?
727
00:53:38,991 --> 00:53:42,052
- Why would you leave Green Hills?
- This maybe hard for you to understand,
728
00:53:42,191 --> 00:53:44,826
but Green Hills is a small town,
it's a very small town.
729
00:53:44,964 --> 00:53:47,426
It's not small. There are
hundreds of people.
730
00:53:47,585 --> 00:53:49,124
That's a small town, dude.
731
00:53:49,279 --> 00:53:51,935
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.
732
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,386
Please, I clean up their gutters,
I jumpstart their cars in the winter.
733
00:53:55,522 --> 00:53:57,213
They can call anybody to do that.
734
00:53:57,336 --> 00:54:00,845
Sure, they can call anybody,
but the don't. They call you.
735
00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:20,087
Eeny meeny miny...
736
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,681
mayhem.
737
00:54:33,715 --> 00:54:35,873
- You're not making any sense.
- Would you calm down?
738
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,935
You come from a great town
with great people,
739
00:54:38,085 --> 00:54:40,735
and by my count zero bad guys
trying to kill you.
740
00:54:42,994 --> 00:54:45,464
Besides, what could possibly
be more important
741
00:54:45,604 --> 00:54:47,920
than protecting the people you care about?
742
00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:55,478
Look, I get...
743
00:54:57,296 --> 00:54:58,623
Yeah!
744
00:55:05,898 --> 00:55:09,573
You know what? I was wrong about you.
You're not the Donut Lord at all.
745
00:55:09,698 --> 00:55:11,556
You're more like the Jerk Lord.
746
00:55:11,705 --> 00:55:14,289
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?!
747
00:55:20,292 --> 00:55:21,292
Sonic!
748
00:55:21,322 --> 00:55:24,920
I was forced from my home,
your home is perfect and you're leaving it.
749
00:55:25,067 --> 00:55:26,705
Why would you do that?
750
00:55:26,830 --> 00:55:29,160
- Your body!
- No, no! Not again!
751
00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:31,192
- Hey, hold on!
- Why?
752
00:55:31,312 --> 00:55:32,681
Because I'm gonna do this.
753
00:55:51,269 --> 00:55:52,477
Sonic!
754
00:55:53,891 --> 00:55:55,302
Sonic!
755
00:55:59,404 --> 00:56:01,870
Guess I had a bonus life.
756
00:56:04,433 --> 00:56:05,628
Yeah, baby!
757
00:56:05,827 --> 00:56:08,003
Sonic - one, big tank - zero.
758
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:10,183
I'm sorry. Did we
get this on camera?
759
00:56:10,295 --> 00:56:12,665
- How are you not dead?
- I have no idea.
760
00:56:13,116 --> 00:56:14,454
But do you see me dancing?
761
00:56:14,607 --> 00:56:17,116
- Yes, I saw your dance.
- Is that all you've got?
762
00:56:17,262 --> 00:56:19,200
No, but thank you for asking.
763
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,019
Sonic!
764
00:56:24,471 --> 00:56:27,065
- Get back in the truck!
- You go, I'll catch up.
765
00:56:38,252 --> 00:56:40,528
I think that tank just had a baby.
766
00:56:53,115 --> 00:56:54,549
Incoming!
767
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:59,275
- It's my turn!
- You just had one. It's mine!
768
00:56:59,438 --> 00:57:01,549
Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
that thing away!
769
00:57:01,730 --> 00:57:02,880
Yeah, right, Dad.
770
00:57:14,786 --> 00:57:16,778
- Where are you going?
- Just drive the car.
771
00:57:16,946 --> 00:57:18,461
I'll take care of this.
772
00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:20,515
And if I don't make it, just ditch me,
773
00:57:20,657 --> 00:57:22,033
you seem good at that.
774
00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:33,708
Hey, everyone, welcome back
to my livestream.
775
00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:36,054
Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.
776
00:57:41,236 --> 00:57:42,803
Yes! We did it!
777
00:57:47,544 --> 00:57:50,059
We did not do it. Who is this guy?
778
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:52,639
Ever wonder where your
tax dollars are going?
779
00:57:52,795 --> 00:57:55,132
My turn, here,
just keep us going straight.
780
00:57:55,487 --> 00:57:56,831
I put on cruise control.
781
00:57:57,085 --> 00:58:00,722
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
It's all about family, Tom.
782
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:11,690
Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.
783
00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:15,271
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
784
00:58:15,449 --> 00:58:17,990
Here, in this truck,
it's happening as we speak.
785
00:58:21,003 --> 00:58:22,923
I can't reach it, bring it in closer.
786
00:58:23,058 --> 00:58:25,430
- What?
- Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.
787
00:58:25,683 --> 00:58:28,615
- Oh, you mean this one?
- The other brakes!
788
00:58:43,012 --> 00:58:46,180
Give me a big fat break!
789
00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:54,264
This one is cute, let's keep him.
790
00:58:57,866 --> 00:58:58,979
Oh, come on!
791
00:58:59,113 --> 00:59:01,435
How can something so adorable
be so terrible.
792
00:59:04,769 --> 00:59:06,663
You got car insurance, right?
793
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,484
Buzz off!
794
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:17,556
- That doesn't sound good.
- No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!
795
00:59:17,670 --> 00:59:18,398
I'm trying.
796
00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:20,491
Just throw it off the window!
Throw it anywhere!
797
00:59:20,618 --> 00:59:22,977
- I can't get it off!
- All right, I'm pulling over.
798
00:59:30,554 --> 00:59:32,385
- Did I get it?
- No.
799
00:59:34,177 --> 00:59:35,747
Here, hold still.
800
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,281
It's going. It's going.
801
00:59:38,529 --> 00:59:39,885
It's still here.
802
00:59:43,031 --> 00:59:46,250
Get off me! Nailed it!
803
00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:57,244
Sonic!
804
01:00:04,377 --> 01:00:05,594
No, no.
805
01:00:12,613 --> 01:00:14,338
Hey, come on. You're all right.
806
01:00:14,481 --> 01:00:16,648
Wake up. Wake up.
807
01:00:23,384 --> 01:00:24,790
Did we get them?
808
01:00:25,511 --> 01:00:27,389
Oh, no, there they are.
809
01:00:27,657 --> 01:00:30,394
They are real survivors, those two.
810
01:00:35,327 --> 01:00:37,123
Can we have a moment?
811
01:00:39,557 --> 01:00:41,589
Pin yourself to the wall.
812
01:00:42,525 --> 01:00:44,743
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.
813
01:00:44,868 --> 01:00:48,808
Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.
814
01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:51,282
But my machines are diligent, relentless.
815
01:00:51,490 --> 01:00:53,437
They're everything to me!
816
01:01:07,936 --> 01:01:09,510
Interesting.
817
01:01:31,281 --> 01:01:33,878
Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.
818
01:01:34,350 --> 01:01:35,734
You'll be all right.
819
01:01:40,513 --> 01:01:43,465
- I beg you, Rachel. No. It's an emergency.
- No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.
820
01:01:43,489 --> 01:01:45,472
- Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
- Bye. Bye.
821
01:01:45,496 --> 01:01:48,736
- Don't do this to me please. It's important.
- Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!
822
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:51,555
I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
the FBI. I am calling the CIA.
823
01:01:51,579 --> 01:01:53,107
- I am calling someone.
- Don't do that.
824
01:01:53,131 --> 01:01:54,771
- I'm calling your Mother.
- Okay. Got it.
825
01:01:54,806 --> 01:01:56,602
- Maddie, can we just...
- Tom, what's going on?
826
01:01:56,626 --> 01:01:58,836
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.
827
01:01:58,860 --> 01:02:00,823
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.
828
01:02:00,847 --> 01:02:02,087
- Ditch his phone?
- Track? You?
829
01:02:02,197 --> 01:02:03,883
- Uncle Tommy!
- Jojo! Hey.
830
01:02:04,013 --> 01:02:07,194
- Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
- She's not.
831
01:02:07,394 --> 01:02:10,500
- Would you calm down.
- Calm down? I will not calm down!
832
01:02:10,652 --> 01:02:14,004
Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.
833
01:02:14,210 --> 01:02:17,089
- No, no! Ozzy, stop!
- Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!
834
01:02:17,312 --> 01:02:20,029
What is that, Tom?
Is it plutonium? Is it emails?
835
01:02:20,154 --> 01:02:23,545
Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please...
Can we just go to your room and talk...
836
01:02:23,569 --> 01:02:24,669
Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!
837
01:02:24,809 --> 01:02:27,327
- This is why I told you he was no good.
- I'm not engaging...
838
01:02:27,615 --> 01:02:29,197
- No, Ozzy, quit it!
- Door now open.
839
01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:30,485
- Locked.
- No, it's unlocked.
840
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:32,913
Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!
841
01:02:34,605 --> 01:02:36,043
Oh, catch me, Jojo.
842
01:02:38,107 --> 01:02:39,781
Oh, thank God!
843
01:02:41,043 --> 01:02:42,308
Can I get a glass of water?
844
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,965
I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.
845
01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:30,766
What do I look like, an imbecile?
Of course, I want a latte!
846
01:04:30,986 --> 01:04:32,905
I love the way you make them!
847
01:04:39,444 --> 01:04:41,862
Ready the prototype.
848
01:04:42,372 --> 01:04:47,797
With this kind of power my machines
can finally reach their full potential.
849
01:04:54,201 --> 01:04:56,057
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
850
01:04:57,449 --> 01:04:59,799
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?
851
01:05:00,096 --> 01:05:02,833
I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.
852
01:05:02,963 --> 01:05:04,922
Well, he's a hedgehog...
Or so he says.
853
01:05:05,127 --> 01:05:06,816
- It talks?
- Almost constantly.
854
01:05:07,121 --> 01:05:08,138
Okay.
855
01:05:09,896 --> 01:05:10,980
- Holy...
- What?
856
01:05:11,155 --> 01:05:12,775
Its pulse is super fast.
857
01:05:12,917 --> 01:05:15,036
Well, that actually
might be normal for him.
858
01:05:15,089 --> 01:05:18,392
- I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
- I don't know his physiology.
859
01:05:18,527 --> 01:05:21,445
He doesn't seem to have
any broken bones. He's just...
860
01:05:22,330 --> 01:05:23,870
really banged up.
861
01:05:25,168 --> 01:05:27,135
Look at his poor little feet.
862
01:05:30,744 --> 01:05:33,340
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.
863
01:05:36,588 --> 01:05:39,206
Jojo, untie your Mo... Jojo!
864
01:05:39,633 --> 01:05:42,243
Untie Mommy. Sweetie.
865
01:05:42,946 --> 01:05:44,069
Jojo!
866
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,578
I have to go to the bathroom.
867
01:05:48,725 --> 01:05:50,418
He's gonna be okay, right?
868
01:05:50,567 --> 01:05:53,098
Like he's gonna snap outta this.
He'll wake up soon.
869
01:05:53,295 --> 01:05:55,615
Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
like vet smelling salts,
870
01:05:55,737 --> 01:05:57,965
like for cats, or parakeets or something?
871
01:05:58,115 --> 01:06:01,033
- No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
- They should.
872
01:06:01,463 --> 01:06:05,542
I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.
873
01:06:06,823 --> 01:06:08,072
Okay.
874
01:06:10,271 --> 01:06:11,419
Come on, buddy.
875
01:06:11,566 --> 01:06:12,898
Gotta go fast!
876
01:06:16,315 --> 01:06:18,674
Where am I? What year is it?
Is the Rock President?
877
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,746
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
You're okay. Calm down.
878
01:06:20,882 --> 01:06:23,088
- Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
- Hi.
879
01:06:24,010 --> 01:06:25,010
Tom?
880
01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:26,963
- Yeah?
- Can I talk to you please?
881
01:06:30,129 --> 01:06:32,176
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
882
01:06:32,298 --> 01:06:35,490
You got it. I am great at resting.
I rest better than anybody.
883
01:06:35,879 --> 01:06:37,264
Still talking.
884
01:06:37,392 --> 01:06:41,029
First of all, can we take a moment to
acknowledge how under control I've been.
885
01:06:41,144 --> 01:06:42,507
- Amazing.
- Didn't freak out.
886
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:44,484
- No.
- Totally calm.
887
01:06:44,892 --> 01:06:46,436
Thank you.
888
01:06:47,154 --> 01:06:48,844
Second of all,
889
01:06:49,357 --> 01:06:52,300
what the heck is going on?!
Is that thing an alien?
890
01:06:52,456 --> 01:06:56,862
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the Blue Devil?
891
01:06:57,741 --> 01:06:59,856
- That's him. He's real?
- Dah!
892
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:02,451
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
893
01:07:03,592 --> 01:07:06,746
I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.
894
01:07:06,871 --> 01:07:09,174
- No, you did not!
- I didn't... I didn't mean to.
895
01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:11,345
Okay, this is kinda hard
for me to explain.
896
01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:13,146
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
897
01:07:13,272 --> 01:07:16,622
He has to get to the Transamerica
building, and I promised I'd take him.
898
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,086
Aliens?
899
01:07:19,351 --> 01:07:21,360
Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.
900
01:07:21,507 --> 01:07:25,113
You can use this as an opportunity
to leave him. No one would judge you.
901
01:07:30,118 --> 01:07:32,496
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
902
01:07:32,994 --> 01:07:34,352
Really?
903
01:07:35,321 --> 01:07:37,634
No one's ever given me a gift before.
904
01:07:38,443 --> 01:07:40,644
I gotta check that off my bucket list.
905
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,945
All right. Lookin' good.
906
01:07:55,068 --> 01:07:56,228
Okay.
907
01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:59,389
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?
908
01:07:59,864 --> 01:08:01,239
Well, that's what you're doing.
909
01:08:01,434 --> 01:08:04,938
Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as people, right?
910
01:08:05,096 --> 01:08:06,352
- I think so, too.
- Yeah.
911
01:08:06,481 --> 01:08:07,997
- I think.
- Okay.
912
01:08:08,157 --> 01:08:11,847
I love you. Did I tell you that already?
I don't deserve you, you know that?
913
01:08:12,036 --> 01:08:13,583
I know that.
914
01:08:16,077 --> 01:08:17,077
So,
915
01:08:17,165 --> 01:08:20,749
you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
that he won't shut up about.
916
01:08:22,334 --> 01:08:24,160
Well, I don't see the appeal.
917
01:08:25,943 --> 01:08:28,636
Stop. That is very gross.
918
01:08:30,752 --> 01:08:31,807
- Hey.
- Hey.
919
01:08:31,919 --> 01:08:33,018
So,
920
01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,276
my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.
921
01:08:35,395 --> 01:08:37,595
You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?
922
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,512
You have got to be kidding me!
923
01:08:40,238 --> 01:08:42,467
- She'll be fine.
- Yes, let's do that.
924
01:08:42,812 --> 01:08:45,004
This is my house!
925
01:08:47,394 --> 01:08:50,688
Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
And I pull around him.
926
01:08:50,836 --> 01:08:53,349
Sorry. And... perfect park.
927
01:08:53,650 --> 01:08:56,370
- What are you, crazy?
- Is there anything you didn't hit?
928
01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:59,260
- Why did we let the alien drive?
- Hey, I got us here.
929
01:08:59,424 --> 01:09:01,334
And please, five stars.
930
01:09:02,526 --> 01:09:03,886
So, this is it?
931
01:09:04,072 --> 01:09:05,719
That's it. That's your pyramid.
932
01:09:06,254 --> 01:09:09,321
- Wow! Look at that thing.
- What happens now?
933
01:09:10,227 --> 01:09:12,797
- Oh, he's... gone.
- Yup.
934
01:09:14,049 --> 01:09:16,757
No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.
935
01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:19,314
What now?
936
01:09:19,477 --> 01:09:22,669
Time for me to abuse the power
entrusted to me.
937
01:09:32,527 --> 01:09:33,901
We got a jumper on the roof.
938
01:09:34,023 --> 01:09:37,352
Gotta get up there fast, or we're gonna
have a human pancake on our hands.
939
01:09:37,523 --> 01:09:39,829
You came all the way from Montana?
940
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,305
Yup, that's how serious it is.
941
01:09:46,745 --> 01:09:48,087
Okay.
942
01:09:49,506 --> 01:09:51,122
You just saved a life.
943
01:09:54,586 --> 01:09:55,946
Come on. Come on.
944
01:09:59,763 --> 01:10:02,412
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
945
01:10:04,588 --> 01:10:06,878
Hello? Anybody there?
946
01:10:07,042 --> 01:10:08,996
Do you have your child in that bag?
947
01:10:09,227 --> 01:10:10,370
No.
948
01:10:10,537 --> 01:10:12,984
I mean yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.
949
01:10:14,106 --> 01:10:15,483
It's not your child?
950
01:10:15,847 --> 01:10:17,878
Relax, I'm a cop, okay?
951
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,831
Plus he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?
952
01:10:19,968 --> 01:10:21,265
Why would I like it in here?
953
01:10:21,405 --> 01:10:24,291
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.
954
01:10:25,002 --> 01:10:26,744
Such a kidder.
955
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,166
Okay.
956
01:10:29,277 --> 01:10:31,917
No, I'm scared of the dark!
Is anybody there?
957
01:10:45,107 --> 01:10:47,218
What were you keeping in this bag?
958
01:10:47,451 --> 01:10:49,181
A jar of pickled farts?
959
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:51,624
All right, all right,
what are we looking for?
960
01:10:54,174 --> 01:10:55,452
This!
961
01:10:55,913 --> 01:10:58,041
Okay, what happens now?
962
01:10:58,151 --> 01:11:01,563
Now, all I have to do is think of where
I want the other end of the ring to appear,
963
01:11:01,693 --> 01:11:03,385
- and I throw it.
- So, that's it?
964
01:11:03,761 --> 01:11:05,688
- We did it?
- Yeah. We did it.
965
01:11:06,414 --> 01:11:09,903
Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.
966
01:11:10,067 --> 01:11:12,899
It's okay. I did the ones
I needed the most.
967
01:11:13,825 --> 01:11:17,523
- You two are so cute, like...
- Oh, please. What?
968
01:11:17,663 --> 01:11:19,705
- We are not.
- No, we're not cute.
969
01:11:19,845 --> 01:11:22,976
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.
970
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:24,640
- Exactly. Yeah.
- Really?
971
01:11:24,783 --> 01:11:27,939
And our rules include expressing
heartfelt emotions.
972
01:11:28,090 --> 01:11:29,267
If you say so.
973
01:11:29,498 --> 01:11:31,004
Okay then.
974
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:32,337
All right.
975
01:11:33,413 --> 01:11:35,413
- You gotta go, right?
- Yeah, I gotta go, so...
976
01:11:35,530 --> 01:11:38,702
- I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
- So, see... All right. Bye bye.
977
01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:44,530
Just one more thing.
978
01:11:52,607 --> 01:11:54,742
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
979
01:11:57,184 --> 01:12:00,011
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.
980
01:12:00,379 --> 01:12:03,084
Walking away from something
you care about
981
01:12:03,554 --> 01:12:05,241
has to be painful.
982
01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:07,416
You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
983
01:12:08,253 --> 01:12:11,158
I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
984
01:12:11,697 --> 01:12:14,468
As long as I'm here
I put everyone in danger.
985
01:12:14,839 --> 01:12:16,334
I can't do that.
986
01:12:17,275 --> 01:12:19,993
I just want you to know
that these last two days
987
01:12:20,127 --> 01:12:23,876
have been the best two days of my life.
988
01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,614
You know I never though I'd say this
989
01:12:28,746 --> 01:12:31,256
but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little Blue Devil.
990
01:12:31,403 --> 01:12:33,449
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
991
01:12:34,282 --> 01:12:35,439
Thank you.
992
01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:37,430
For what?
993
01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:39,641
For saving my life.
994
01:12:57,631 --> 01:13:00,532
Okay, did someone leave
their 'Find my Phone' on?
995
01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:29,894
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
996
01:13:30,578 --> 01:13:32,413
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
997
01:13:32,527 --> 01:13:34,947
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us,
998
01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:36,062
unsuccessfully.
999
01:13:36,297 --> 01:13:38,375
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.
1000
01:13:38,507 --> 01:13:40,003
Yeah, what are you wearing?
1001
01:13:41,535 --> 01:13:43,011
It's a flight suit.
1002
01:13:43,191 --> 01:13:45,854
Designed to modulate my body temperature
and reduce drag.
1003
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,978
Yeah, and yet you're still are one.
1004
01:13:48,394 --> 01:13:51,246
Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.
1005
01:13:51,627 --> 01:13:54,532
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.
1006
01:13:54,675 --> 01:13:58,236
Does she have a name, or should
we just call her 'collateral damage'?
1007
01:13:58,445 --> 01:13:59,657
Hey, watch your mouth!
1008
01:13:59,801 --> 01:14:02,228
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?
1009
01:14:02,352 --> 01:14:03,433
Punched him in the face.
1010
01:14:03,550 --> 01:14:05,924
Oh, you punched him right in the face.
It was awesome.
1011
01:14:06,061 --> 01:14:08,960
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
1012
01:14:09,093 --> 01:14:11,924
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
Mr. Eggman.
1013
01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:14,586
But let's face it, you'll never catch me.
1014
01:14:14,725 --> 01:14:16,252
Confidence,
1015
01:14:16,529 --> 01:14:18,818
a fool's substitute for intelligence.
1016
01:14:26,293 --> 01:14:27,973
That's not good.
1017
01:14:28,367 --> 01:14:31,566
Sonic, I know you got the super speed
and everything, but Maddie and I...
1018
01:14:31,689 --> 01:14:33,836
Totally defenseless,
probably gonna get blown up?
1019
01:14:33,957 --> 01:14:35,280
Pretty much, yeah.
1020
01:14:35,835 --> 01:14:38,559
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
1021
01:14:45,755 --> 01:14:47,737
I was not expecting that.
1022
01:14:48,017 --> 01:14:51,158
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.
1023
01:15:51,516 --> 01:15:52,768
Come on!
1024
01:15:52,896 --> 01:15:55,092
Com... Com... Come on! Come on!
1025
01:16:21,564 --> 01:16:24,039
Hi Tom. Glad you're here.
1026
01:16:24,177 --> 01:16:27,389
Could use some help.
Old Bessie is about to give birth.
1027
01:16:28,055 --> 01:16:29,403
Give me a minute.
1028
01:16:32,115 --> 01:16:35,224
Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?
1029
01:16:35,815 --> 01:16:37,227
Don't run.
1030
01:16:37,367 --> 01:16:39,509
It'll only hurt more if you do.
1031
01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:42,105
And it's bad for your joints,
they proved it.
1032
01:16:42,248 --> 01:16:45,982
All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
Let's get fast.
1033
01:16:48,963 --> 01:16:50,884
The hard way it is.
1034
01:17:09,610 --> 01:17:11,911
That was an illegal left, by the way.
1035
01:17:14,178 --> 01:17:16,000
So, here we are again.
1036
01:17:16,142 --> 01:17:17,868
We've been through so much together.
1037
01:17:17,985 --> 01:17:20,509
Now you understand
why there's a psychotic robot-doctor
1038
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,871
chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.
1039
01:17:22,957 --> 01:17:24,219
Wanna know how it ends?
1040
01:17:24,369 --> 01:17:25,823
Yeah, me too.
1041
01:17:43,246 --> 01:17:46,654
How is this possible?! No one's ever
caught up to me before.
1042
01:17:54,429 --> 01:17:55,918
Coming through!
1043
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,837
Excusez-moi, monsieur.
1044
01:18:04,759 --> 01:18:07,299
Here we go. Room to open it up.
1045
01:18:16,295 --> 01:18:17,807
I can't lose him!
1046
01:18:32,143 --> 01:18:34,719
If you can't beat him, blind him.
1047
01:18:37,717 --> 01:18:39,809
Lost visual contact.
1048
01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:46,601
You're not allowed up there!
1049
01:18:46,762 --> 01:18:48,898
It's one of the Seven Wonders.
1050
01:19:12,830 --> 01:19:15,117
- Get out of here!
- Go! Go!
1051
01:19:22,374 --> 01:19:25,399
You're an astonishing little creature.
1052
01:19:28,061 --> 01:19:30,063
It'll be fun to take you back to the lab
1053
01:19:30,219 --> 01:19:32,784
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.
1054
01:19:33,426 --> 01:19:35,730
Any last words?
1055
01:19:35,927 --> 01:19:37,341
Guac.
1056
01:19:37,586 --> 01:19:39,227
I like that word.
1057
01:19:40,157 --> 01:19:42,626
I don't have to tell you
how many scientific breakthroughs
1058
01:19:42,759 --> 01:19:45,129
have been made possible
by animal testing.
1059
01:19:45,253 --> 01:19:46,604
You're being very selfish.
1060
01:19:46,745 --> 01:19:48,582
- Going my way?
- What the...
1061
01:19:54,175 --> 01:19:56,342
Who the hell do you think you are?!
1062
01:19:59,425 --> 01:20:01,413
I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
1063
01:20:06,007 --> 01:20:08,138
Autopilot, adjust.
1064
01:20:08,585 --> 01:20:09,746
Why?
1065
01:20:10,127 --> 01:20:13,317
Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?
1066
01:20:13,473 --> 01:20:15,016
That's why I don't have friends.
1067
01:20:15,174 --> 01:20:17,179
Next thing you know, you're
somebody's best man,
1068
01:20:17,326 --> 01:20:19,056
they wanna have
the wedding out of town.
1069
01:20:19,195 --> 01:20:21,279
Like nobody has
anything better to do!
1070
01:20:21,487 --> 01:20:23,511
Anyway, where were we?
1071
01:20:23,707 --> 01:20:24,817
Oh, yes,
1072
01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,724
you were about to die.
1073
01:20:28,650 --> 01:20:30,784
That's our Sheriff you're messing with.
1074
01:20:32,098 --> 01:20:33,777
And our Blue Devil?
1075
01:20:33,941 --> 01:20:36,971
Who as everyone can see
is a very real creature,
1076
01:20:37,355 --> 01:20:40,324
and not at all invented by me!
1077
01:20:42,498 --> 01:20:44,468
- Be careful.
- Just... pull it away...
1078
01:20:44,618 --> 01:20:45,807
Tom.
1079
01:20:59,106 --> 01:21:01,417
I don't mean to be indelicate here.
1080
01:21:01,783 --> 01:21:04,818
But someone should get some ice
to keep the body fresh.
1081
01:21:07,561 --> 01:21:10,210
He's just a silly little alien.
1082
01:21:10,446 --> 01:21:12,396
He didn't belong here!
1083
01:21:13,928 --> 01:21:15,498
That little alien
1084
01:21:16,127 --> 01:21:19,529
knew more about being human
than you ever will.
1085
01:21:20,326 --> 01:21:22,197
His name was Sonic.
1086
01:21:22,563 --> 01:21:24,375
This was his home.
1087
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:26,851
And he was my friend.
1088
01:21:51,508 --> 01:21:53,144
He's all yours.
1089
01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:55,823
Everyone get back!
1090
01:21:59,313 --> 01:22:02,201
I think you have something
that belongs to me.
1091
01:22:12,913 --> 01:22:14,824
This is my power!
1092
01:22:15,012 --> 01:22:17,425
And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.
1093
01:22:17,606 --> 01:22:20,871
I'm using it to protect my friends!
1094
01:23:19,402 --> 01:23:20,750
Now you've done it!
1095
01:23:20,915 --> 01:23:23,614
Guess what, Eggman,
I'm not leaving Earth.
1096
01:23:23,785 --> 01:23:25,154
You are!
1097
01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:26,643
Donut Lord?
1098
01:24:15,499 --> 01:24:18,255
- Told you you got this.
- Hey, we got this.
1099
01:24:30,879 --> 01:24:33,516
- These belong to you.
- Thank you very much.
1100
01:24:34,354 --> 01:24:36,378
No more pushing people of the buildings.
1101
01:24:36,543 --> 01:24:38,168
You know I can't promise that.
1102
01:24:41,246 --> 01:24:44,348
- You did pretty good, space hog.
- Thanks, Donut Lord.
1103
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:47,324
You're gonna have to explain
this 'Donut Lord' thing.
1104
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:50,030
Nope, sorry, that's for me
and the little guy. Right?
1105
01:24:50,329 --> 01:24:52,474
We got our thing, you got
your thing with your...
1106
01:24:52,593 --> 01:24:54,211
- sister.
- Oh my God, my sister.
1107
01:24:54,378 --> 01:24:56,710
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
1108
01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,520
Jojo, put on my Fitbit.
1109
01:25:01,316 --> 01:25:03,134
Then I can at least get some steps.
1110
01:25:03,288 --> 01:25:05,117
We can never go back there.
1111
01:25:05,995 --> 01:25:07,527
I mean, are we?
1112
01:25:09,558 --> 01:25:11,935
'Cause it kinda feels like
we're home right now.
1113
01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,149
Really?
1114
01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:17,844
I kinda feel like I checked
the 'save the life'
1115
01:25:18,012 --> 01:25:19,863
box off my bucket list.
1116
01:25:22,296 --> 01:25:26,045
Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
with the people I care about.
1117
01:25:27,514 --> 01:25:29,570
I wanna check that box.
1118
01:25:30,023 --> 01:25:31,935
Okay. I like that.
1119
01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:34,766
All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
1120
01:25:35,304 --> 01:25:37,973
Disperse. Just another
ordinary day in Green Hills.
1121
01:25:38,124 --> 01:25:39,947
Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.
1122
01:25:40,243 --> 01:25:42,029
Come on, let's go!
1123
01:25:42,221 --> 01:25:44,386
You act like you've never seen
a fight between
1124
01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:48,491
an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.
1125
01:25:57,631 --> 01:25:59,093
You got enough there?
1126
01:25:59,362 --> 01:26:01,423
- Yes, Mr. Manager.
- You need any more?
1127
01:26:01,652 --> 01:26:02,975
Get that...
1128
01:26:13,641 --> 01:26:15,638
Mr. And Mrs. Wachowski?
1129
01:26:16,306 --> 01:26:17,649
Yes?
1130
01:26:19,703 --> 01:26:21,803
A token of appreciation
from your government.
1131
01:26:21,970 --> 01:26:25,268
For keeping quiet about recent
incidents, which never occurred.
1132
01:26:27,340 --> 01:26:28,609
Wow!
1133
01:26:28,989 --> 01:26:31,507
- Wonder what it is.
- Money to fix the house?
1134
01:26:31,672 --> 01:26:33,925
- Letter from the President?
- You'll see.
1135
01:26:34,367 --> 01:26:35,857
Okay.
1136
01:26:38,765 --> 01:26:40,977
- Olive Garden?
- Yeah.
1137
01:26:41,265 --> 01:26:42,803
The way you said "you'll see"
1138
01:26:42,967 --> 01:26:45,533
made me think it was something
better than the things we said.
1139
01:26:45,676 --> 01:26:47,889
Have you tried their
'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?
1140
01:26:48,116 --> 01:26:49,746
It never ends.
1141
01:26:49,968 --> 01:26:51,694
That sounds fancy.
1142
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:54,654
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
1143
01:26:55,285 --> 01:26:58,425
Oh, hey, I guess we can close
the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
1144
01:26:58,593 --> 01:26:59,981
Just disappeared?
1145
01:27:00,140 --> 01:27:04,017
I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
or ever has existed.
1146
01:27:05,256 --> 01:27:06,446
I wish that were true.
1147
01:27:06,612 --> 01:27:08,470
You haven't by any chance been in contact
1148
01:27:08,613 --> 01:27:11,185
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?
1149
01:27:11,357 --> 01:27:13,249
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.
1150
01:27:13,432 --> 01:27:15,811
Very casual, brunch perhaps.
1151
01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:20,425
Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
No, no. Nothing.
1152
01:27:21,432 --> 01:27:23,610
Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
1153
01:27:24,975 --> 01:27:27,157
- Very well.
- Okay.
1154
01:27:27,652 --> 01:27:29,494
- Thank you.
- Great.
1155
01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:33,025
Yup.
1156
01:27:36,249 --> 01:27:38,947
To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
about the pasta bowl.
1157
01:27:39,471 --> 01:27:41,339
So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
1158
01:27:41,474 --> 01:27:44,719
Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
it's time for you to go back to your cave.
1159
01:27:44,838 --> 01:27:46,448
What? It's three in the afternoon!
1160
01:27:46,582 --> 01:27:48,511
You know how you get
when you're tired, come on.
1161
01:27:48,634 --> 01:27:50,116
Me? I'm not like anything.
1162
01:27:50,256 --> 01:27:53,276
- You guys are so uncool.
- Yeah, yeah. We know.
1163
01:27:53,905 --> 01:27:57,201
- Hey, buddy, where are you going?
- You said I have to go back to my cave.
1164
01:27:57,337 --> 01:27:58,519
We did.
1165
01:28:14,093 --> 01:28:16,298
Oh my... Are you kidding me?
1166
01:28:17,178 --> 01:28:18,822
I can't believe it.
1167
01:28:19,134 --> 01:28:20,370
How did you...
1168
01:28:21,067 --> 01:28:23,336
It... This is... It's all here.
1169
01:28:33,579 --> 01:28:36,658
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the bean bag? No way!
1170
01:28:37,424 --> 01:28:40,018
How did you even get this?
How did you get it all over?
1171
01:28:41,008 --> 01:28:42,891
I love it, I love it!
1172
01:28:46,438 --> 01:28:49,178
Well, welcome home.
1173
01:28:49,414 --> 01:28:51,891
Thank you so much.
1174
01:29:00,726 --> 01:29:02,206
Oh, no, you don't.
1175
01:29:02,372 --> 01:29:05,384
No second best animal friends
allowed in my room.
1176
01:29:05,883 --> 01:29:08,156
Wait, what are you doing?
Stay away from me.
1177
01:29:08,569 --> 01:29:11,263
Stop it. I'm warning you,
I've got nunchucks.
1178
01:29:11,442 --> 01:29:13,965
Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
1179
01:29:31,294 --> 01:29:34,642
My grasp on sanity remains absolute.
1180
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:38,293
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
1181
01:29:43,088 --> 01:29:45,405
Why don't you get a head start.
1182
01:29:47,322 --> 01:29:49,626
Do some rockconnaissance.
1183
01:29:50,543 --> 01:29:53,283
Rockconnaissance.
Come on, that's hilarious.
1184
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,256
What's the matter with you?!
1185
01:29:55,572 --> 01:29:58,910
Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.
1186
01:30:00,259 --> 01:30:02,521
No resources. No supplies.
1187
01:30:02,785 --> 01:30:04,602
No apparent way home.
1188
01:30:06,686 --> 01:30:08,955
A lesser man would die here.
1189
01:30:11,523 --> 01:30:13,751
I'll be home by Christmas.
1190
01:30:32,687 --> 01:30:35,163
Rockconnaissance!
1191
01:30:37,984 --> 01:30:39,808
Come on, cheer up!
1192
01:30:40,129 --> 01:30:43,959
There is a post-credits scene
at 01:32:18! Stay tuned.
1193
01:30:44,349 --> 01:30:49,066
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1194
01:32:41,939 --> 01:32:44,372
If these readings are accurate, he's here.
1195
01:32:44,535 --> 01:32:45,855
I found him!
1196
01:32:45,991 --> 01:32:47,770
I just hope I'm not too late.
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