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My name is Ellen,
and I'm a first grader in high school.
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Nothing weird about that, right?
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I decided to change my life.
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To motivate myself...
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and actually finish something for once.
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I decided at the age of 24...
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to pretend to be 16
and redo high school.
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With the goal of graduating.
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But now it's not like that anymore.
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'Cause soon, anytime now
my secret is going to be exposed.
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Vera will be fired, I'll go to jail...
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and my little brother David
will have difficulties explaining...
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the rumor that he has slept
with his sister.
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The end is near.
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And it won't be happy.
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As you might understand,
I have to take this to the principal.
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But it doesn't look good, Vera.
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Really not good.
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You understand
you could lose your job for this?
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Okay, I have to tell Stefan the truth.
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It's the only way.
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- Yeah, it's--
- The picture is photoshopped.
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Amazing what you can do these days.
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Cut away an arm, add a breast.
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Why would you even want that?
To walk around with three breasts.
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But if someone really has that
it would be weird.
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But maybe not so weird, right?
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Like really.
Maybe not for me personally.
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Like, it isn't my preference, maybe.
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But if someone did have that,
I wouldn't be rude to them, you know?
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I would have... You would have been kind.
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And maybe it's not that strange
to have three breasts.
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Like: "Hello. One, two, three."
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Are you aware that Ellen is 16 years old?
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Yeah, it's pretty obvious.
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- Thanks for that.
- Come on, Vera.
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I don't get how you can just
not say anything.
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As I remember,
I was talking a bit too much.
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Ellen, I'm going to get fired
because of you.
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Because of me?
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Did I force myself on you?
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You could have told them the truth.
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And what? Get kicked out?
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I need to do this,
I need to finish high school.
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Okay, so what happens to me
doesn't matter to you.
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Of course it matters.
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For once in my life
I just want to finish something. Okay?
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It's important to me.
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If school was so important...
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you should have thought about it
before sleeping with your teacher.
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At least I didn't sleep with my student.
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You're not even a real student!
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You're like a grown baby playing teenager...
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thinking it's going to change your life.
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Get a municipal adult degree.
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Buy a self help book, I don't know.
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Start therapy.
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- Hello?
- Hello, you have to wash my Landry.
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Are you at home?
I can hear you through the wall.
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Yeah, whatever, just fix it.
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I have nothing to wear.
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But we don't have a deal anymore, so...
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What? Yeah we do,
or I'm going to tell the whole school.
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Yeah, but do you see this face?
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No, how could I?
We're not in the same room.
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Well, it couldn't care less.
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So just tell everyone, it doesn't matter.
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What happened now?
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Well, you've seen the photo?
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Like everyone else has.
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What? What are you talking about?
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Jessica has a photo of me
kissing someone I shouldn't be kissing.
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What, like an animal?
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No, it was...
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What kind of question is that?
Of course not.
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How would I know?
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We have a photo from the Canary Islands
of you kissing a dolphin.
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Yeah, David,
but that's a normal holiday photo.
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You took the photo.
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You wanted me to kiss the dolphin.
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And the dolphin wanted to kiss me.
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And that doesn't even make sense.
I'm hanging up.
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I didn't make out with an animal!
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Okay, is this Ellen Gren?
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Yeah?
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It's Markus,
the principal of Högberg high school.
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Hi, Markus.
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I thought it was my brother calling.
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And I don't hook up with animals.
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Just so you know.
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I just wanted to have a chat.
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Do you have time to stop by my office
for a while tomorrow?
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Okay, I'm officially fucked.
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- Okay.
- Wonderful, thanks.
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No.
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Exactly, yeah.
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We'll do what we can.
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I'm taking care of it now.
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So, what did you ha--
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on your mind.
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I'll tell it to you straight.
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You're getting thrown out of school
and 7 years in prison.
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Do you want to make
the first years graduate speech?
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What?
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I know it's sudden.
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Originally Jessica from your class
was making it.
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But what she has written is...
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It... it sucks.
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- OK.
- It...
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Let me show you.
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Oh my God. Oh my God. OMG.
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Insane, it's an insane summer.
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School's over.
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Emoji that's screaming in panic.
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This is meaningless.
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- Yeah, that's...
- I need a replacement.
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And your name showed up.
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- And you seem smart.
- Smart?
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Yeah yeah, so...
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What do you say? You'll do it?
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- Yeah...
- Great.
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And you can use last years speech
as reference.
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Here: "Oh my God. Oh my God". Wait...
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What the fuck?
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You know what? I'll email it to you.
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Okay.
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I'm the best.
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How is the speech going?
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We could say it's going great.
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But actually, not at all.
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Let's see.
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"Here we are
swimming in the lap of knowledge.
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Ready to take our first steps
on the path of life."
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Yeah...
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Don't you think it sounds kind of pretentious.
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Yeah, but it's not exactly what I'm saying.
It's key words.
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Yeah, but shouldn't it be longer?
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Yeah, but it isn't done yet.
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And I'll improvise a bit, it usually works...
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Like shit.
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just fine.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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I... I have to show you something.
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Or like, you'll see it later anyway.
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It came this morning.
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I thought we should look at it together.
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But Moa, are you sure you want to do this?
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Yeah.
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But, won't this disturb your whole...
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Your whole day.
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What? Is this a laugh that's really a cry?
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No.
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I look completely insane.
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It's just a funny picture.
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I look completely gone.
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- Are you seeing this?
- Like who even is this?
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I don't even know.
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Who's not able to hold their eyes open
for one photo?
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Me.
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Thanks Anette.
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Well said.
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But I don't think those kinds of jokes
are appropriate here.
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To close things off...
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we have Ellen Gren here,
from class S1B.
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She has some well chosen words for us.
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Sorry, we didn't have another photo.
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Oh and, I want to make sure
to say good bye to Vera Nyberg.
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Who is ending
her time as a teacher with us.
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This is your fault.
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Because of some circumstances
she's no longer able to be here...
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so she won't be coming back this fall.
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Ellen, this is your fault!
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You can't let her take the blame.
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You cowardly, selfish bastard.
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Do something for once!
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Do something!
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Vera didn't do anything.
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I'm old, I was already old in Bali.
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Well, I was... younger than now, of course.
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But I'm still old.
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Vera, you can't quit.
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It isn't right.
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If someone should quit, its me.
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I just wanted to say that.
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My gums are bleeding, aren't they?
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Here we are,
swimming in the lap of knowledge,
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ready to take our first steps
on the path of life.
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Ellen.
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Great.
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Right?
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Yeah, okay, not what I...
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had expected, but...
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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Insane, Insane summer. School is over.
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Emoji screaming in panic.
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- I'm sorry.
- Don't move.
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- Really.
- Is that a laugh that's really a cry?
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- No, it's just...
- It's my fault you're getting fired.
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No, it's not your fault.
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They realized I'm 16 years old, so...
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I can't be a teacher anymore.
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No, Ellen.
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I'm just going to university.
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I applied and got in. So...
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- What?
- Or, I was on some reserve list.
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And then someone decided
to soul search in Asia.
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- Stupid.
- Yeah, right?
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Yeah, I got a spot.
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But, like...
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That's so...
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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I told everyone my secret.
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I think it's gonna be alright.
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The only thing
they'll understand from that is...
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a girl with weird gums
talking bullshit about the cycle of life.
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The path of life, okay?
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I understood at least, and it was great.
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Fucking weird, but great.
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But Stefan.
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He said he would tell the principal,
and he saw the photo.
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No, he won't
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Stefan.
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You understand these are serious accusations.
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Yeah, but it should be here.
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So the photo just disappeared?
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Apparently.
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- But how can it...
- Ellen?
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Do you maybe want to just finish this,
for once?
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There have been times
where I thought this decision...
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would just fuck everything up.
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But in the end...
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I have to say,
it couldn't have gone better.
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Fuckface!
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Are you done crying now?
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Yeah.
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You know the photo we talked about?
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It's gone!
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That's insane.
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OMG.
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Oh my God.
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OMG OMG OMG
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I mostly did it 'cause...
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I need someone to wash my clothes.
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Ellen.
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You can let go now.
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Ellen, let go. Let go!
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But the laundry...
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We can discuss that later, right?
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No? I own you for two more years.
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So get to it!
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My name is Ellen.
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I'll be 25 years old soon...
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and still have
two years of high school to go.
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Two long fucking years.
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All's well that ends well.
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Fuck you.
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This has only just begun.
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