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I'm gonna sound unreasonably "carpy" now...
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but life is about thinking positively.
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If you think good things will happen...
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they will happen.
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Like with me and Vera.
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The past days since we...
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Yeah.
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They have been really great.
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So great
I've been having trouble concentrating.
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All of these chapters..
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I've been thinking about Vera all the time.
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For real, all the time.
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Ellen, I have to tell you something.
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Vera and Ellen.
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Ellen and Vera.
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Ellen, I'll be gone until...
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We're like those two in Titanic.
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Vera and me.
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Like Jack and Rose.
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Except that depressing ending.
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Stop it.
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For fuck's sake, stop it!
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Well, sorry.
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Okay, now the ship officially sank.
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It's not me and Vera in the photo,
and you have to delete it.
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Why do I have to delete it
if it isn't you?
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Because.
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Really.
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How many have seen it?
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No one.
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Yet.
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You have to delete it.
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Come on, I'll do anything.
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Okay!
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Anything?
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So! You listening? Here it is.
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A fresh, or relatively fresh,
pig's heart.
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Any volunteers?
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Who wants to come up
and dissect this "bad boy"?
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Anyone?
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So, remove it now.
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Uhm, you have some...
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- Just delete it.
- Delete what?
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Oh yeah, that.
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It's a really great picture though.
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Nice lighting, but maybe it needs a filter?
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You would never dare to post it.
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I'll get so many likes.
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Especially if I tag it.
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Come on, Jessica.
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Is this about money?
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I have...
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nothing.
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But I can get some. Maybe.
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Or maybe something else.
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I'll delete it on one condition.
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That you fix the final exam for me.
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What final exam?
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The one Stefan's been talking about
for 3 days.
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How could you have missed that?
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Okay, mark all of this up.
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'Cause all of the chapters
we just went through...
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will be on the final exam.
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Yeah, well.
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Nobody could have missed that, right?
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Am I right, Ellen?
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Well, of course I know which final exam.
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But how could I even get it?
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You can just sleep with Stefan.
You seem to like teachers.
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Okay, just because I slept with Vera
it doesn't mean that...
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Fuck.
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That you'd know if we did that.
So we haven't even done it.
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Fix the test and I'll delete the picture.
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Like, come on.
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Maybe "Austin", like the old school feel.
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Or just black and white? Classic.
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Okay, okay. I'll do it.
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Great, then we're getting along.
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You still have some...
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For fuck's sake.
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Fuck if that gets out.
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I know.
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I'm trying to think positively.
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But it would have been a catastrophe.
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With a capital C.
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And then a capital A.
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And then a capital T.
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And then...
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You're a teacher, you get it.
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Well, we can't steal the test, so...
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Yeah, I know.
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Then there's only one thing to do.
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We have to tell them everything.
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Yeah.
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Maybe we have to.
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No, we really don't.
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I need a different solution.
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Katja!
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Katja, I need your...
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- Hello?
- Yeah, hi. Where the fuck are you?
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You know where.
The sci-fi fair in Västerås.
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Lame.
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Awesome.
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But you're coming back tonight, right?
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No, I told you last week.
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I'll be back on Wednesday.
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You didn't tell me that.
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Ellen, I'll be away until Wednesday.
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Can you look after my cat?
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He needs food and water
a couple of times a day.
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How is Siewert doing?
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He...
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lives.
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I hope.
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Good, I'm hanging up now.
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Katja, wait. You have to help
me cheat on a test.
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Like, just get some files from a laptop.
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On the bright side, it's for a good cause.
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I would like to help,
but I have such bad service here.
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What bad service?
We're talking right now.
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But now I'm going into a tunnel, so...
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- But I can see that you're not.
- Bye, Ellen.
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Okay, Think positively.
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I only have to distract Stefan.
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And then get his laptop.
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So...
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Talk about something he loves.
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Ellen?
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Hi.
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Did you want something?
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Yes, I just wanted to say that...
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there are some third years...
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out in the hallway
that are doing a petition...
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against having a mobile-hotel at school.
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What do you mean "against" the mobile-hotel?
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Against?
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You did the right thing
telling me about this.
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I'll have to handle it right away.
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Let's see. Password... password.
Ellen, okay.
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Mobile-hotel.
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Yes! this is what I'm talking about.
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Think positive. Visualize your goals.
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If I for example thought that Stefan would--
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I can't find them.
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But thank you for telling me, Ellen.
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No problem.
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You know, when I was in school
we didn't have any mobile phones.
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People talked to each other.
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Thinking about it,
I mostly wrote to my pen pals, but...
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It was a different environment.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Yeah, see you.
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Hello there.
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Are you the ones that caused this riot?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Okay, don't panic.
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Think positively, everything is going great.
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Careful, but quick.
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Okay, find a file name
related to final exam...
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in natural science for first years.
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Okay, that's a bit too easy.
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Nothing is wrong.
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Everything is right.
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Choose happiness.
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Why am I so optimistic lately?
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Ellen, I have to tell you something.
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I did a hilarious prank.
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I gave you a subscription
to carpe-Diem.se's newsletter.
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So now you're gonna get emails
from them every day...
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with words of wisdom.
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And you won't understand anything!
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Like, how cool is that?
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Fuck! Shit!
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You can claim to be innocent
as much as you want.
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But karma.
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I'll leave it at that.
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Karma.
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Okay, no room for negative thoughts.
It'll be fine.
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You're gonna leave.
And it'll go smoothly and easily.
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Ellen?
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Oh well, hello. Hi hi hi.
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What are you doing here?
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The same as you, of course.
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What else would I be doing here?
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I didn't think
this would be your kind of thing.
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Okay, what is "this"?
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Oh yeah. This.
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This is my thing.
I've been interested in this...
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for 10 years at least.
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11 years, if you count the first year
that I was interested in this.
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That's great.
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Why are we just standing here?
Let's go inside.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Okay, still. What is this?
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Katarina, you have to meet Ellen.
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- Okay.
- Ellen.
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She's been doing line dance
for the shocking time of...
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- Ten years.
- No, wow.
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Yeah, just that.
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- No, actually--
- Eleven years.
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If you count the first year, right?
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- Welcome. Hi, I'm Katarina.
- Hi. Ellen.
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So cool.
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But... what did you think then?
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We are still just starting up.
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But it's always cool
to hear from an experienced dancer.
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Yeah... it was...
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Fantastic.
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Kill me.
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Thanks.
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Okay, listen up.
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Let's take it from the top.
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From the same place.
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- Yippee Ki-Yay.
- Yeah, with both upper and lower body.
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Ellen, you can stand here with Stefan.
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No, I can't.
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I'll just watch.
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I only know the...
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The Ukrainian line dance.
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Yeah, it exists.
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Oh yeah, the...
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Kiev-model.
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I've heard a bit about that.
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Actually, I...
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I doubt you have.
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I haven't heard much myself,
and I... have been doing it.
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- For eleven years.
- Shit, I have to ask.
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It would be so cool
if you could show us some.
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Like, just a bit of it.
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Yeah, come on.
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No, I cannot.
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My appendix is kind of...
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Come on, just do it.
We're all here to learn.
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And it's not always
we have dance veterans here.
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- Do it.
- Just do it.
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Or what?
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Come on, show us.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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I have to go feed Siewert now.
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It's a cat.
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So it's a...
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plausible excuse.
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Okay, that was...
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super difficult.
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But in some sick way, worth it.
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If you think positively.
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Jessica.
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Here you go.
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Delete the photo now.
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Now.
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Come on, chill.
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By thinking properly...
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I might have just fixed
the most difficult situation in my life.
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I'm actually a fucking genius.
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Ellen, thanks for yesterday.
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Really a great...
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show.
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Genius might be a strong word.
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That thing...
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is checking into the mobile-hotel
until the lecture.
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And there the ship sank.
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