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I'm gonna sound unreasonably "carpy" now...

but life is about thinking positively.

If you think good things will happen...

they will happen.

Like with me and Vera.

The past days since we...

Yeah.

They have been really great.

So great I've been having trouble concentrating.

All of these chapters..

I've been thinking about Vera all the time.

For real, all the time.

Ellen, I have to tell you something.

Vera and Ellen.

Ellen and Vera.

Ellen, I'll be gone until...

We're like those two in Titanic.

Vera and me.

Like Jack and Rose.

Except that depressing ending.

Stop it.

For fuck's sake, stop it!

Well, sorry.

Okay, now the ship officially sank.

It's not me and Vera in the photo, and you have to delete it.

Why do I have to delete it if it isn't you?

Because.

Really.

How many have seen it?

No one.

Yet.

You have to delete it.

Come on, I'll do anything.

Okay!

Anything?

So! You listening? Here it is.

A fresh, or relatively fresh, pig's heart.

Any volunteers?

Who wants to come up and dissect this "bad boy"?

Anyone?

So, remove it now.

Uhm, you have some...

- Just delete it. - Delete what?

Oh yeah, that.

It's a really great picture though.

Nice lighting, but maybe it needs a filter?

You would never dare to post it.

I'll get so many likes.

Especially if I tag it.

Come on, Jessica.

Is this about money?

I have...

nothing.

But I can get some. Maybe.

Or maybe something else.

I'll delete it on one condition.

That you fix the final exam for me.

What final exam?

The one Stefan's been talking about for 3 days.

How could you have missed that?

Okay, mark all of this up.

'Cause all of the chapters we just went through...

will be on the final exam.

Yeah, well.

Nobody could have missed that, right?

Am I right, Ellen?

Well, of course I know which final exam.

But how could I even get it?

You can just sleep with Stefan. You seem to like teachers.

Okay, just because I slept with Vera it doesn't mean that...

Fuck.

That you'd know if we did that. So we haven't even done it.

Fix the test and I'll delete the picture.

Like, come on.

Maybe "Austin", like the old school feel.

Or just black and white? Classic.

Okay, okay. I'll do it.

Great, then we're getting along.

You still have some...

For fuck's sake.

Fuck if that gets out.

I know.

I'm trying to think positively.

But it would have been a catastrophe.

With a capital C.

And then a capital A.

And then a capital T.

And then...

You're a teacher, you get it.

Well, we can't steal the test, so...

Yeah, I know.

Then there's only one thing to do.

We have to tell them everything.

Yeah.

Maybe we have to.

No, we really don't.

I need a different solution.

Katja!

Katja, I need your...

- Hello? - Yeah, hi. Where the fuck are you?

You know where. The sci-fi fair in Västerås.

Lame.

Awesome.

But you're coming back tonight, right?

No, I told you last week.

I'll be back on Wednesday.

You didn't tell me that.

Ellen, I'll be away until Wednesday.

Can you look after my cat?

He needs food and water a couple of times a day.

How is Siewert doing?

He...

lives.

I hope.

Good, I'm hanging up now.

Katja, wait. You have to help me cheat on a test.

Like, just get some files from a laptop.

On the bright side, it's for a good cause.

I would like to help, but I have such bad service here.

What bad service? We're talking right now.

But now I'm going into a tunnel, so...

- But I can see that you're not. - Bye, Ellen.

Okay, Think positively.

I only have to distract Stefan.

And then get his laptop.

So...

Talk about something he loves.

Ellen?

Hi.

Did you want something?

Yes, I just wanted to say that...

there are some third years...

out in the hallway that are doing a petition...

against having a mobile-hotel at school.

What do you mean "against" the mobile-hotel?

Against?

You did the right thing telling me about this.

I'll have to handle it right away.

Let's see. Password... password. Ellen, okay.

Mobile-hotel.

Yes! this is what I'm talking about.

Think positive. Visualize your goals.

If I for example thought that Stefan would--

I can't find them.

But thank you for telling me, Ellen.

No problem.

You know, when I was in school we didn't have any mobile phones.

People talked to each other.

Thinking about it, I mostly wrote to my pen pals, but...

It was a different environment.

- See you tomorrow. - Yeah, see you.

Hello there.

Are you the ones that caused this riot?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Okay, don't panic.

Think positively, everything is going great.

Careful, but quick.

Okay, find a file name related to final exam...

in natural science for first years.

Okay, that's a bit too easy.

Nothing is wrong.

Everything is right.

Choose happiness.

Why am I so optimistic lately?

Ellen, I have to tell you something.

I did a hilarious prank.

I gave you a subscription to carpe-Diem.se's newsletter.

So now you're gonna get emails from them every day...

with words of wisdom.

And you won't understand anything!

Like, how cool is that?

Fuck! Shit!

You can claim to be innocent as much as you want.

But karma.

I'll leave it at that.

Karma.

Okay, no room for negative thoughts. It'll be fine.

You're gonna leave. And it'll go smoothly and easily.

Ellen?

Oh well, hello. Hi hi hi.

What are you doing here?

The same as you, of course.

What else would I be doing here?

I didn't think this would be your kind of thing.

Okay, what is "this"?

Oh yeah. This.

This is my thing. I've been interested in this...

for 10 years at least.

11 years, if you count the first year that I was interested in this.

That's great.

Why are we just standing here? Let's go inside.

Let's go. Come on.

Okay, still. What is this?

Katarina, you have to meet Ellen.

- Okay. - Ellen.

She's been doing line dance for the shocking time of...

- Ten years. - No, wow.

Yeah, just that.

- No, actually-- - Eleven years.

If you count the first year, right?

- Welcome. Hi, I'm Katarina. - Hi. Ellen.

So cool.

But... what did you think then?

We are still just starting up.

But it's always cool to hear from an experienced dancer.

Yeah... it was...

Fantastic.

Kill me.

Thanks.

Okay, listen up.

Let's take it from the top.

From the same place.

- Yippee Ki-Yay. - Yeah, with both upper and lower body.

Ellen, you can stand here with Stefan.

No, I can't.

I'll just watch.

I only know the...

The Ukrainian line dance.

Yeah, it exists.

Oh yeah, the...

Kiev-model.

I've heard a bit about that.

Actually, I...

I doubt you have.

I haven't heard much myself, and I... have been doing it.

- For eleven years. - Shit, I have to ask.

It would be so cool if you could show us some.

Like, just a bit of it.

Yeah, come on.

No, I cannot.

My appendix is kind of...

Come on, just do it. We're all here to learn.

And it's not always we have dance veterans here.

- Do it. - Just do it.

Or what?

Come on, show us.

Okay.

Let's see.

Five, six, seven, eight.

I have to go feed Siewert now.

It's a cat.

So it's a...

plausible excuse.

Okay, that was...

super difficult.

But in some sick way, worth it.

If you think positively.

Jessica.

Here you go.

Delete the photo now.

Now.

Come on, chill.

By thinking properly...

I might have just fixed the most difficult situation in my life.

I'm actually a fucking genius.

Ellen, thanks for yesterday.

Really a great...

show.

Genius might be a strong word.

That thing...

is checking into the mobile-hotel until the lecture.

And there the ship sank.