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Okay.

The drawback of drinking like a 16 year old yesterday...

is that today I'm hungover like a 24 year old.

But the most important thing is...

to get through the first critical 24 hours.

And avoid any situation that triggers the barf reflex.

Too bad it didn't work between you and David.

You would have had such pretty babies.

Hello?

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I think so.

I'm just...

taking the consequences, like I have to.

You have to wait.

Are you anxious 'cause you drunk dialed yesterday?

What are you talking about? I didn't drunk dial...

It's Ellen.

Knocked up Ellen.

Just joking.

But I'd like to carry your babies, so...

Call me so we can talk more about it.

Hello?

Are you still alive?

Yeah, but I kind of wish I was dead.

Hello? Where are you going?

- Home. - But today's the outdoor day!

Of course.

As some of you already guessed, today is not a regular outdoors day.

Today is about surviving emergency situations.

I barely survived this morning.

Ellen, what the fuck?

The challenge for today is for us to get through the forest...

form point A to point B.

And of course we are pretending that mobile services...

are down the whole day.

"Mobile. Mobile phone-hotel."

Pretty clever, huh?

So...

The most important thing today is to keep the group together.

You can check in your phones here.

So we avoid any search parties and concussions.

The positive about last year's "situation" is that the Missing People...

were found within the first critical 24 hours.

Which we're super satisfied with.

There will also be no concussions this year.

This airbag helmet will prevent that.

Fuck, we're not even in the same group.

Group D.

Perfect.

D as in...

"Death will be slow and painful."

Is what I call our first exercise today.

Might sound uncomfortable for some of you.

But in an emergency situation it's super important to have good stamina...

and to be fit.

God, I can't remember anything from yesterday.

I take it back. I remember too much.

Okay, but if Vera listened to the messages I'll just take the consequences...

and move to the other side of the wo--

Ellen, come on. Nobody stays behind.

Good.

You.

I was wrong thinking you couldn't be more pathetic than yesterday.

'Cause... here you are.

This day could not be any worse.

Come on. Come on.

That's great, Ellen.

Okay.

Any of you knows how to read one of these? A map.

Yep.

Good, gold star for you.

But...

That won't help you at all in a crisis.

'Cause then you need to navigate using nature.

So we can turn to our dear old friend.

The sun.

The sun, which also, "fun fact", is the biggest wristwatch in the world.

Except you can't wear it on your wrist.

That...

Nobody panic.

I'm not calling Missing People, not yet.

I'm calling another group leader who can come get us.

Fuck, I really have to barf.

I have to get back.

For real, this isn't working.

Someone has to go back and get them.

Group B shouldn't be far from here.

- I'll go. - Great, thanks Ellen.

Really great.

Just walk a couple of kilometers the same way we came from.

- Absolutely, no problem. - Great.

Except it's that way, Ellen.

Okay, I'll try this once more.

What?

So, it's like this now.

Like this.

Good.

Ellen.

Hello, what's up?

Perfect.

And all of group B is here too.

That's also... perfect.

Do you even know where we're going?

I came from this direction.

Are you sure?

Yeah, completely sure.

I recognize that birch tree.

That's a pine tree.

I mean it should be exactly here...

I think we are...

We are lost.

Yeah, exactly. I think we're lost.

Yeah, well done.

Isn't this breaking and entering?

Yeah. But do you have a better idea?

Or actually, I don't want to know.

Look for a map or a phone or something.

Speaking of phones...

I'm sorry if my phone kind of called your phone a bit yesterday.

It has some kind of problem.

I need to change the subscription.

What? Did you call me?

You have 25 new messages.

Yeah.

It was kind of late, so...

I just wanted to...

ask what the homework is.

Or if we have any.

No worries, I haven't even checked my messages, so...

- No, but-- - No, but can you help look...

or is that too difficult for you?

Uno? What time is it now?

The sun is in the treetops, so--

Stop that, it doesn't work.

- For real, what time is it? - Nope.

I'm leaving now.

No, Jessica, nobody leaves the group.

You don't know how easy it is to get lost here.

Jessica?

Why the fuck are you so mean to me?

It's like you think everything you do has no consequences.

Seriously, Vera.

If there's one thing I do it's thinking of consequences.

Wow. Really? It's like that?

The consequences that fall to me?

No, for me!

For me! Ever since you came as a teacher everything went to shit.

I can't fight with you. You don't get it.

- But I do. - No, you don't!

Ever since I met you everything went to shit for me.

You just left, Ellen.

And I didn't get why.

And then I come home and you're a student at my school?

Like, what the fuck?

If there's something I should regret it is just that.

Regret what?

Regret that I met you.

You don't mean that.

Doesn't matter, I'm not fighting with you. Move.

- No, but-- - Move.

You can't just leave now.

Take some consequences for yourself.

Shit, Ellen.

It's like you came into my life to fuck it up.

And you're great at it. Thanks so much.

Yeah, same to you.

How fun do you think it is for me...

to think about you all the time?

If you had been honest from the start we wouldn't be here.

I wouldn't have to think about you all the time either.

All the time?

I mean...

Not all the time.

But we can just get going now, so...

What are you doing?

Vera, I'm 24.

- What? - I'm not 16.

I'm 24.

Uno?

Call Missing People.

It's time.

Say hello from Stefan.

They know what that means.

So this whole high school thing is fake?

You're 24?

Yep.

Or I turn 25 in October.

You're older than me even. I turn in December.

Yeah, well, I always thought you were a bit immature.

You're completely insane.

A lot of people say that.

Knocked up Ellen.

It's Ellen.

Knocked up Ellen.

You said you didn't listen to the messages.

"I wanna carry your babies."

Shut up, what the fuck.

- But do you? - Maybe.

But stop it.

Stop, I mean it.

Jessica, how could I pick you up? I don't drive.

Yeah, but...

David, what don't you get? Just come get me.

But how? Where are you even?

I don't know... there's...

There's a lot of trees.

Some rocks.

And a house...

here.

Okay, call me later. I can't talk now.

Smooch.

What's up with you?

What?

Why do you look so happy?

Maybe I am happy.

There was some kind of sink hole.

I don't get it, I got stuck.

I might have just had the...

best day of my life.

Thanks for today.

Like, did I miss something?