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I'm a person who likes to know what's going on.

To be in control.

Having said that, maybe it's not the smartest idea...

to redo high school as a fake 16 year old.

But even this I've had control over.

Kind of, at least.

And now it's become a bit...

messier than usual.

But I should be able to handle this.

I'm 24.

I should act like it.

Mature and grown up.

Oh, coffee. Black?

- You like coffee? - Of course.

Love the flavor.

Not unusual for my age.

Our age, I mean.

No, I've just never seen you drink it.

Like that says something.

You've never seen me masturbate either.

Doesn't mean I don't do it lot.

Maybe not that much. Occasionally.

20-25 times a week.

Wow, but that sounds like a lot.

I mean less, of course.

Depends on what counts as a lot.

Plus the coffee was too warm.

Yeah, okay, but did you decide about the party?

Yeah, but of course.

I'll go with you for your sake.

Awesome. And David is single now, so...

maybe I should give it a try.

Moa, you don't want to be a rebound.

Seems a bit desperate for someone your age.

Our age.

Fuck.

Still too warm.

But other than that, tastes great.

But seriously.

Forget David, stop thinking about him.

Yeah, but kinda difficult to avoid David when the party is at his place.

At our place?

"Our" place? David's place.

- My David? - What?

Our David. Just David.

- That idiot. - At David's house, yes.

Party at David's house.

That's my tea you're drinking.

Fuck, sorry. I know.

Coffee is just too hot.

You don't get it. I need to have this party.

I can't be some dumped loser.

People are starting to talk.

- Only losers get dumped. - You're so childish.

It's insane.

- You're gonna find a rebound now? - Yeah.

Or I've kinda already...

found one.

What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like that?

The only thing you have to do is say yes when they ask if we're dating.

I only what?

- You're joking, right? - I'm not joking.

I have to get Jessica back.

How though?

By fake-dating your own sister?

Explain that to a therapist and you won't make it home to watch cartoons.

Wow, what a nice comeback.

Do you have a notebook to prepare those?

- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.

Just because mom's not home, doesn't mean you can go crazy.

I promise she's gonna be so fucking jealous.

Sure, but this won't happen.

So just fix this in a mature and grown up way.

Just grow up!

Grow up?

Look who's talking. You can't even drink coffee yet.

I definitely can.

I do it a lot. At least 20-25 times a week.

What? That's too often.

It's not too often.

I'll do it as often as I want, as long as it feels good.

Tastes good! Coffee tastes good.

It's just like that. Keep me out of this.

All right.

For next time I want you to write the task.

You cannot just send YouTube clips about the topic.

And look up your research.

David: I have to date you!

Ellen: NO! Find someone else!

Moa, this party.

- Let's forget about it. - What?

Of course we'll go. You said you'd go for me.

Yeah, absolutely, but...

it's for your sake I'm saying we should forget about it.

Let's do something else instead.

Like what?

Like, a ping pong tournament.

- It was super fun last time. - For who?

Okay, here we go.

Yeah, but I had a borrowed racket, okay?

And I've never played ping pong before.

Ellen?

Can you be quiet now?

Okay, absolutely.

Good.

Fuck, is she mad at me now? I don't get it.

Shit.

- What? - It's from David.

What does he want?

"Hey, Moa. Hope you're coming to the party later. Winky Face."

Is this real life?

I think that... I'll...

go take a piss super quick.

Okay.

If you touch Moa, you're dead. Do you understand?

You told me to find someone else. I'm just trying to fix this.

But it won't work.

Speaking of things that don't work...

might as well make a gorilla write the declaration of independence.

Do you write anything in that book of yours?

It's fucking embarrassing.

I'm just spontaneous and accurate.

Truly. Can you just help me tonight? Won't take long.

On the other hand Moa seems keen.

For Moa, I'll do it for Moa's sake.

After this I'll never do anything for you.

- Okay, okay, good. - Okay?

Okay, just see what's up.

Simple, mature and grown up.

- Hello. - Hi.

Hi...

I just wanted to...

apologize for just now in class.

No problem.

I'm kinda in a hurry, I have a thing, so...

Yup, okay.

But like...

did I miss something? Seems like you--

No, it's... I-I-I'm just really in a hurry.

But maybe you should...

just listen to the lectures more. That would be good.

Kind of difficult Vera, cause I'm thinking of other things.

- Okay. - Okay.

Mature and grown up is working great so far.

David: See you at home in an hour! So much to get done!!

And it's only getting better.

Ellen, what the fuck?

You can't leave this shit laying around.

Why? That's yours.

Yeah, but I told you to clean up all my gym clothes.

Hi Moa, how are you?

Good. Are you coming soon or what?

To where?

To the ping pong hall.

You said we should play a tournament.

Fuck. Moa, I'm sorry.

I have... I forgot.

I didn't think we agreed on going.

Okay.

Maybe you should just go home and chill tonight.

Relax and don't come to the party, I mean don't go to the party.

- I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Sorry.

Okay, they'll be here soon. Do you know what to do?

Yeah, I have to say yes if someone asks if we're dating.

Exactly.

And Jessica's gonna come with some sad rebound.

Some random dude to make me jealous.

So we have to be better than them. We need a better "it" factor.

So we can...

We have to pretend to be really horny for each other.

David I didn't agree to all this.

No, but it's like this now. Simple.

Simple?

It would have been simpler to--

Teach a gorilla to play the bagpipes. I know.

I found your little book.

All your comebacks are about gorillas.

You're not even trying.

That's just a normal notebook that you write things in...

and it's completely normal.

"Must Google if 20-25 times a week is too often."

Why do you need to Google something like that?

I don't.

And whatever it's about, it isn't that often.

Fuck.

Okay...

Are you gonna wear that?

- Yeah? - You need to wear something sexier.

This won't do.

You needed that as much as I did.

Okay.

Let's just do this shit.

Jessica.

- Hi. - Hey.

It's--

Oh Jessica. Come on in.

Thanks, come.

Nope, not happening.

- What are you doing? - I'll be back soon.

Hey, you've reached Vera's phone.

I can't answer right now, but leave a message and I'll call you.

Bye.

Hi, it's me.

I...

just wanted to say that I think it's...

really difficult that it's weird between us now.

And I...

wanted you to know that I think you're...

really great.

And really nice.

And that...

I kind of...

I think about you sometimes.

Approximately...

20-25 times a week.

Some people think it's too often, but...

I want to do it.

And...

There are a lot of things I would like to tell you, but I...

I have to hang up now. Bye bye.

Moa, shit. Hi.

I thought I would be at home.

Or I mean, you too.

But, what are you doing here? You said we shouldn't go to the party.

And we didn't.

I haven't even been inside.

I've been walking past and a bit away from here.

And now I ended up here, 'cause I wanted to check on the...

rhubarbs on the corner.

Have you seen them? They're great.

So... how was the ping pong?

I just wanted to meet David 'cause he asked me to come.

Moa, for the last time, just forget David.

Don't sink to his rebound level.

Ellen Babe, come back inside. I must hold you.

I think I have to...

go piss really quick.

So...

You really mean you're dating David for my sake?

Yeah, exactly.

To show me that he's a bad guy?

I know it sounds strange, but it's like that.

But you know what? I'm done with this now.

I'm dumping him.

- You are? - Yep.

One should handle this in a mature and grown up way, Moa

It's important to do that. So...

One should just get it over with.

Also being dumped is a big deal.

Like people will talk about you at school.

Only losers get dumped.

Sounds kind of harsh, I think.

Yeah, it kind of is.

But Moa...

I'm doing this for your sake.

Okay.

There you are. I'm dumping you by the way.

- What did you say? - I'm dumping you.

No no no no, you aren't dumping me.

I don't get dumped, okay?

I'm the mature one here.

I'm not a loser like you.

You're not? Didn't you just get dumped?

Moa, fuck this. I don't know what happened.

There's some mistake.

'Cause I was gonna dump him first, so I win.

Except I dumped you first, so you lost.

But good that there are no hard feelings.

Bye, Ellen.

You should...

Gorilla!

Moa, I have a lot of comebacks, they're written down...

and difficult to remember, so...

It's alright Ellen.

You're not a loser.

Like 'cause...

You know what? I don't even care.

We're at a party, we should just have fun.

Here we go.

Seriously? Who put coffee in this?