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I'm a person who likes to know
what's going on.
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To be in control.
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Having said that,
maybe it's not the smartest idea...
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to redo high school as a fake 16 year old.
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But even this I've had control over.
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Kind of, at least.
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And now it's become a bit...
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messier than usual.
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But I should be able to handle this.
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I'm 24.
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I should act like it.
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Mature and grown up.
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Oh, coffee. Black?
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- You like coffee?
- Of course.
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Love the flavor.
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Not unusual for my age.
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Our age, I mean.
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No, I've just never seen you drink it.
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Like that says something.
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You've never seen me masturbate either.
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Doesn't mean I don't do it lot.
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Maybe not that much. Occasionally.
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20-25 times a week.
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Wow, but that sounds like a lot.
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I mean less, of course.
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Depends on what counts as a lot.
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Plus the coffee was too warm.
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Yeah, okay, but
did you decide about the party?
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Yeah, but of course.
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I'll go with you for your sake.
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Awesome. And David is single now, so...
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maybe I should give it a try.
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Moa, you don't want to be a rebound.
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Seems a bit desperate for someone your age.
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Our age.
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Fuck.
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Still too warm.
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But other than that, tastes great.
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But seriously.
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Forget David, stop thinking about him.
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Yeah, but kinda difficult to avoid David
when the party is at his place.
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At our place?
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"Our" place? David's place.
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- My David?
- What?
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Our David. Just David.
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- That idiot.
- At David's house, yes.
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Party at David's house.
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That's my tea you're drinking.
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Fuck, sorry. I know.
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Coffee is just too hot.
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You don't get it.
I need to have this party.
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I can't be some dumped loser.
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People are starting to talk.
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- Only losers get dumped.
- You're so childish.
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It's insane.
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- You're gonna find a rebound now?
- Yeah.
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Or I've kinda already...
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found one.
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What are you doing?
Why are you looking at me like that?
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The only thing you have to do is say yes
when they ask if we're dating.
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I only what?
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- You're joking, right?
- I'm not joking.
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I have to get Jessica back.
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How though?
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By fake-dating your own sister?
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Explain that to a therapist
and you won't make it home to watch cartoons.
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Wow, what a nice comeback.
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Do you have a notebook to prepare those?
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- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
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Just because mom's not home,
doesn't mean you can go crazy.
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I promise she's gonna be so fucking jealous.
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Sure, but this won't happen.
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So just fix this
in a mature and grown up way.
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Just grow up!
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Grow up?
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Look who's talking.
You can't even drink coffee yet.
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I definitely can.
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I do it a lot.
At least 20-25 times a week.
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What? That's too often.
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It's not too often.
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I'll do it as often as I want,
as long as it feels good.
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Tastes good! Coffee tastes good.
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It's just like that.
Keep me out of this.
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All right.
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For next time
I want you to write the task.
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You cannot just send YouTube clips
about the topic.
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And look up your research.
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David: I have to date you!
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Ellen: NO! Find someone else!
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Moa, this party.
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- Let's forget about it.
- What?
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Of course we'll go.
You said you'd go for me.
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Yeah, absolutely, but...
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it's for your sake I'm saying
we should forget about it.
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Let's do something else instead.
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Like what?
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Like, a ping pong tournament.
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- It was super fun last time.
- For who?
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Okay, here we go.
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Yeah, but I had a borrowed racket, okay?
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And I've never played ping pong before.
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Ellen?
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Can you be quiet now?
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Okay, absolutely.
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Good.
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Fuck, is she mad at me now?
I don't get it.
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Shit.
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- What?
- It's from David.
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What does he want?
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"Hey, Moa. Hope you're coming
to the party later. Winky Face."
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Is this real life?
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I think that... I'll...
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go take a piss super quick.
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Okay.
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If you touch Moa, you're dead.
Do you understand?
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You told me to find someone else.
I'm just trying to fix this.
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But it won't work.
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Speaking of things that don't work...
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might as well make a gorilla
write the declaration of independence.
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Do you write anything
in that book of yours?
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It's fucking embarrassing.
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I'm just spontaneous and accurate.
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Truly. Can you just help me tonight?
Won't take long.
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On the other hand Moa seems keen.
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For Moa, I'll do it for Moa's sake.
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After this I'll never do anything for you.
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- Okay, okay, good.
- Okay?
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Okay, just see what's up.
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Simple, mature and grown up.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Hi...
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I just wanted to...
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apologize for just now in class.
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No problem.
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I'm kinda in a hurry, I have a thing, so...
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Yup, okay.
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But like...
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did I miss something? Seems like you--
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No, it's... I-I-I'm just really in a hurry.
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But maybe you should...
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just listen to the lectures more.
That would be good.
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Kind of difficult Vera,
cause I'm thinking of other things.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Mature and grown up is working great so far.
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David: See you at home in an hour!
So much to get done!!
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And it's only getting better.
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Ellen, what the fuck?
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You can't leave this shit laying around.
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Why? That's yours.
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Yeah, but I told you to clean up
all my gym clothes.
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Hi Moa, how are you?
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Good. Are you coming soon or what?
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To where?
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To the ping pong hall.
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You said we should play a tournament.
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Fuck. Moa, I'm sorry.
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I have... I forgot.
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I didn't think we agreed on going.
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Okay.
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Maybe you should just go home
and chill tonight.
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Relax and don't come to the party,
I mean don't go to the party.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Sorry.
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Okay, they'll be here soon.
Do you know what to do?
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Yeah, I have to say yes
if someone asks if we're dating.
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Exactly.
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And Jessica's gonna come
with some sad rebound.
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Some random dude to make me jealous.
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So we have to be better than them.
We need a better "it" factor.
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So we can...
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We have to pretend
to be really horny for each other.
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David I didn't agree to all this.
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No, but it's like this now. Simple.
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Simple?
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It would have been simpler to--
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Teach a gorilla to play the bagpipes.
I know.
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I found your little book.
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All your comebacks are about gorillas.
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You're not even trying.
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That's just a normal notebook
that you write things in...
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and it's completely normal.
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"Must Google if 20-25 times a week
is too often."
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Why do you need to Google
something like that?
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I don't.
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And whatever it's about,
it isn't that often.
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Fuck.
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Okay...
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Are you gonna wear that?
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- Yeah?
- You need to wear something sexier.
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This won't do.
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You needed that as much as I did.
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Okay.
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Let's just do this shit.
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Jessica.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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It's--
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Oh Jessica. Come on in.
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Thanks, come.
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Nope, not happening.
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- What are you doing?
- I'll be back soon.
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Hey, you've reached Vera's phone.
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I can't answer right now,
but leave a message and I'll call you.
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Bye.
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Hi, it's me.
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I...
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just wanted to say that I think it's...
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really difficult that it's weird
between us now.
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And I...
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wanted you to know that I think you're...
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really great.
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And really nice.
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And that...
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I kind of...
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I think about you sometimes.
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Approximately...
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20-25 times a week.
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Some people think it's too often, but...
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I want to do it.
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And...
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There are a lot of things
I would like to tell you, but I...
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I have to hang up now. Bye bye.
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Moa, shit. Hi.
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I thought I would be at home.
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Or I mean, you too.
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But, what are you doing here?
You said we shouldn't go to the party.
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And we didn't.
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I haven't even been inside.
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I've been walking past
and a bit away from here.
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And now I ended up here,
'cause I wanted to check on the...
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rhubarbs on the corner.
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Have you seen them? They're great.
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So... how was the ping pong?
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I just wanted to meet David
'cause he asked me to come.
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Moa, for the last time, just forget David.
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Don't sink to his rebound level.
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Ellen Babe, come back inside.
I must hold you.
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I think I have to...
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go piss really quick.
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So...
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You really mean you're dating David
for my sake?
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Yeah, exactly.
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To show me that he's a bad guy?
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I know it sounds strange,
but it's like that.
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But you know what?
I'm done with this now.
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I'm dumping him.
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- You are?
- Yep.
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One should handle this
in a mature and grown up way, Moa
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It's important to do that. So...
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One should just get it over with.
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Also being dumped is a big deal.
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Like people will talk about you at school.
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Only losers get dumped.
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Sounds kind of harsh, I think.
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Yeah, it kind of is.
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But Moa...
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I'm doing this for your sake.
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Okay.
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There you are. I'm dumping you by the way.
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- What did you say?
- I'm dumping you.
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No no no no, you aren't dumping me.
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I don't get dumped, okay?
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I'm the mature one here.
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I'm not a loser like you.
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You're not? Didn't you just get dumped?
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Moa, fuck this. I don't know what happened.
267
00:13:36,535 --> 00:13:37,583
There's some mistake.
268
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,336
'Cause I was gonna dump him first,
so I win.
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00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,533
Except I dumped you first, so you lost.
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But good that there are no hard feelings.
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Bye, Ellen.
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You should...
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Gorilla!
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Moa, I have a lot of comebacks,
they're written down...
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and difficult to remember, so...
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It's alright Ellen.
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You're not a loser.
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Like 'cause...
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You know what? I don't even care.
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We're at a party, we should just have fun.
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Here we go.
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Seriously? Who put coffee in this?
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