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I've had a lot to think about lately.

School.

Vera.

If she's seeing someone.

Who is she seeing.

What kind of person are they, you know.

So yeah... mostly thinking about Vera. Absolutely.

But I won't think more about it.

S'up, fuckface? You aren't gonna go home in the break?

No? Why?

Cause I'm considering getting lunch at home.

Okay? Why would you call me about that?

Cause I don't want to be seen with you?

This Jessica thing is complicated right now.

And you're gross, but yeah.

By the way...

Did you use my PC and bought things with my card?

I can't hear you. I'm busy...

sorting Christmas letters to children in need.

Ok, weird, 'cause I haven't bought 4 kg of protein powder.

I'm in the middle of a lecture, so I can't really talk.

It's super important so...

Ellen, I have to bulk before the summer. It's super important.

Just send me the money, ok?

- Fuck you. - Love you too.

Hello, Ellen, Ellen, Ellen.

Stefan, hi.

I didn't poke you too hard?

No, not at all.

Someone told me I have bony fingers.

So it might hurt a little.

It hurts quite a bit for me.

Cause I have osteoporosis, so...

I should stop poking people actually.

Oh yeah, I just wanted to tell you I haven't received your essay.

Oh, yeah.

The deadline is today, so...

Shit, I completely forgot.

I left it at home.

I've had a lot to think about lately.

I understand.

I want you to know that my door is always open, Ellen.

If there's anything you wanna talk about you can come to me.

That...

it... it wasn't me...

that was making that sound. It was...

It's an app that has that notification.

See? A completely normal dating app.

Nothing strange.

I didn't set or record that notification myself.

It's automatic when you use the app.

Let's forget about it.

You can always come to me, if there's something.

Absolutely.

Let's move on.

Oh but, for... that was...

Bye.

Move on?

Yeah, maybe that's exactly what I'll do.

Don't you think lying about your age...

has put you in enough trouble already?

Twenty four or twenty six.

Potato potato.

Except you're only gonna match with older people.

- Maybe I'm looking for someone more mature. - Ok.

So "scoot".

I'm just saying that maybe...

you should try someone in your own league.

What do you mean by that?

That I'm immature?

Cause I'm not!

I didn't say that.

No, but you mean that I'm immature.

- I don't mean anything. - I am mature!

Sometimes when I stand up my back hurts.

And that only happens to old and mature people.

Here we go.

Noela.

Nice name, right?

Rhymes with Vera.

Vera as in your teacher?

No!

There are a lot of women with that name.

She's not the only one with that name.

She looks good though.

Katja.

That's my teacher and your coworker. You can't say that.

Noela.

Exactly.

She's not a teacher or a coworker, so...

you can't say that.

And it seems like you're mixing Vera and Noela a bit too much, Katja.

And you need to realize that people are different.

And that's amazing.

Plus Vera and Noela don't even rhyme.

I just realized. So anyway, forget it.

Look! So exciting.

It's gonna be fun to see where this Vera thing goes.

Where this Noela thing goes.

Whatever, I have to leave now.

And you call me immature.

Insane.

Welcome to my home.

This is where I live.

Cozy.

Just the two of us.

Exactly, just the two of us.

Do you have a sister?

What? Why do you think that?

Oh yeah, that.

That's...

Why didn't you tell me you have a sister?

That's 'cause...

That's me.

In the picture. It's me...

"Mommy's girl"?

I had a very free childhood and wasn't given any gender roles.

Except for that picture, but now I'm a boy!

It's chill. No need to worry.

Okay Jessica. Can you just relax?

- Just chill. - Yeah, okay.

But only if you relax a bit.

Yeah. Starting from now!

Noela: My boss was like a second away from catching me chat with you.

Ellen: Whatevs, they need to understand the idea of multitasking!

Noela: Haha, true! But that isn't my strong suit.

Ellen: No? I'm gonna teach you everything I know! I'm the fucking best at multitasking.

Like, are you two together now?

No, Moa, we're not.

We're just seeing how it goes.

Can I see?

Moa, careful.

Maybe there's a cute guy I can date.

Just be careful with my phone.

Everyone is so much older.

That's what happens when you look for mature people.

Shit!

What?

Oh my god! It's Stefan!

Can I have my phone back now?

I just want to look bit.

I know, you can look later.

- I wanna see. - It's enough now.

Give me my phone. Moa, Stop it.

That...

For fuck's sake.

Noela: Hey, would you like to get together tonight?

Speaking of moving on...

maybe that's just what I should do?

Ellen: Absolutely! Sounds like a genius plan! 20:00?

I'm gonna go...

I'm going upstairs, so...

- Stefan, I've been thinking. - The essay!

- It should be... - Exactly.

I have it at home.

- I'm gonna go home and get it. - Good good good good.

Okay, I need to put this on silent.

I think that...

I'm gonna go do that over there.

David? Hello, David?

David, have you seen my laptop?

Of course.

And then there was...

- It was like. - No.

Class starts in 40 minutes. What do you want to do?

You know that already.

What was that?

What do you mean?

Sounds like there's something in the closet.

No, what? Forget about it.

But, David!

There's something in your closet.

Jessica, why do you worry so much? There's nothing--

Well, is there something?

What? What did you say?

No... there's nothing.

There are shirts and...

Can I see, then?

No. Jessica, you don't have to see.

- It's chill. - Okay! Okay.

Okay, for real.

- It's my tamagochi. - Move over.

Wow Jessica. How nice to see you!

I was just gonna get my laptop.

Cause the deadline is today.

Stressed.

So, I gotta run now.

And you take care of this. Bye bye.

Jessica, you know...

She...

There wasn't... Jessica.

Okay, that was... weird

But, no problem. Just keep moving on.

Speaking of moving on, this Noela thing feels pretty awesome.

I've barely been thinking of...

No, just sit. It's just me.

But I should... I wasn't doing anything, so I...

Vera, it's alright.

I also wanted to just sit for a bit.

Did something happen?

Or do you just want to sit here?

No, I just...

I don't know what I'm doing, really.

At the school, I mean.

I don't know why I'm a teacher.

It's weird.

Noela: Could we make that 20:30 instead?

It's just like I'm...

stepping around in water.

And kind of...

I've been thinking of applying to university several times.

But then I never do.

It's probably a stupid idea.

I don't think it's stupid.

If you feel like something is wrong...

why would you settle for that?

That's true.

With that said, I think you're a great teacher.

What?

I'm just cheating my way through.

Just like me.

For real, I think you're a great teacher.

You even make me pay attention.

No, you don't! You're always doing something else.

Maybe I'm just great at multitasking.

- Are you? - Yes!

Really great at multitasking, huh?

Okay.

I would like to see that sometime.

Ellen: Sorry. I can't.

Anyway, I think you're great.

For real, how can you be just 16 years old?

Stop sleeping with other's boyfriends!

- Vera, forget her, I don't know what... - Super mature.

I don't even do that!

And yes, I'm mature!

I have to...

I have a thing, but...

I'll see you later.

I feel like we need to talk about something.

I hope you understand that a student and a teacher...

are two people that shouldn’t be anything other than just that.

I get that.

Good.

I have the essay, by the way.

Oh, that's great.

I realized that it's actually due next week. My mistake

Then we cross a line over that.

And then we move on.

Great.

Absolutely.

We'll move on.