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A good thing about doing high school all over again...

is that I can be like a role model for Moa.

I know what it's like at that age.

You wanna be popular and hang with the right people.

And go to the right parties and such.

But now that I'm in her life...

I can teach her to...

widen her horizon and want to do the right stuff.

Moa is just like me when I was 16.

She has just the same willpower and drive, you know.

God, I just want to sleep with David.

Okay, maybe not exactly the same.

But it's good that people are different.

- God, I just want to sleep with-- - Yes, I heard you the first time.

- But why didn't you answer? - Answer what? It wasn't even a question.

Oh yeah.

Forget David, there's nothing to talk about.

He's like a donkey.

If you said donkey instead of David though, then we'd have something to talk about.

- What? Should I sleep with a-- - David! David, okay?

David is better, just forget it.

I said it wrong. It's whatever.

Forget about David also. I didn't say anything.

Hang on. Are you wearing David's sweater?

What? What are you talking about?

Moa... No.

Of course I'm not.

Yeah, I am. It's like this, okay.

Since David agreed to not tell the whole school my secret...

he has some leverage with me.

He calls it "fix it".

Fix it.

And that also means he is making me do his laundry.

Since he's a child who makes a mess of himself...

there's always a ton of laundry.

So much that I don't have time to wash my own...

and sometimes need to borrow one of his sweaters.

Fix it.

You have to stop thinking that David and his kind are cool.

Hanging with the cool kids is never gonna do you any good.

You need to expand your horizons a bit.

Like those two over there.

I promise it would be much cooler to hang with them.

But they seem super weird.

Moa, that is called being prejudiced.

And it's not charming.

They're probably just super lonely.

And sad that no one sees them.

And all they want is that people stop being prejudiced.

But aren't you also being prejudiced?

Yes, but in a better way.

I mean, than every one else.

Whatever. We should go up to them and see what happens.

No, I don't think we should.

Then I'll bring them here instead. It'll be awesome.

Anyway, I need something to distract me from this donkey thing.

Moa, let me introduce you.

This is Nora.

- And this is... - My name is Uno. S'up?

- Yeah, hi. - That was what I was going to say.

So yeah. Hello everyone!

Nora stop fucking around.

Nora and Uno are gonna go take photos for their portfolio.

And I think that you and I should join them.

Cool, right?

Yes, it will be Nora. Stop being such donkeys.

Okay, I don't know why I said that.

I have donkeys on my brain and they're so gross.

If you guys can just hang here for a sec, I'll be right back.

- Hey, Ellen! - Hi!

What a nice sweater you got there.

Really great sweater.

Sure sure.

David has the exact same one.

You mean he has a similar one.

- Right, but where did you buy it? - Where did I buy it?

I...

I made it.

You made it?

Yeah, with needle and thread. You know.

What the fuck are you doing?

What? Nothing.

Jessica thinks we're sleeping together since you're wearing my sweater!

Jesus, don't be so gross. And that's not my problem.

All of my sweaters are dirty.

I told Jessica that it's all just a coincidence.

You have the same sweater and mine is in the locker.

So let me borrow it so I can show her.

It's called similar sweaters, and no, I won't do that.

- Can you just be nice for once? - For once?

I'm the nicest person ever.

- I was just about to hang out with some super weird--

Fix it!

So what? Do you like photography?

Nope

Just hurry up and take your sweater off.

Please never say that ever again.

Shut up!

Be proud to have such a pretty sister.

And it's not like I'm waving my "jugs around".

Don't say "jugs". You sound like an old hag.

Listen here.

Five minutes, okay?

- Not a second more. - Yeah sure, whatever.

Look. Here it is, the same sweater.

A similar sweater, I mean.

Just like I said.

Okay.

-Jessica, you don't have to worry, I... - Who's worried?

- Are you worried? - What, why would I?

Maybe because you really want to show me you have the same sweater in the locker?

Similar sweater, actually.

You think I don't believe you when you say you have the same sweater?

Two similar sweaters.

Babe, you know it's no big deal. I--

Okay, why is she calling you?

She probably wants to sell drugs or some shit. I don't fucking know her.

Don't you think it's important that we're honest?

Yes, of course we should.

- Where the fuck are you? - The fuck? Where are you?

You said you'd be back right away!

Moa, I'm so sorry.

I'm kinda stuck here.

Get here now!

Nora and Uno are fucking freaks.

Moa, here you go again with your prejudice.

Give them a chance and get to know them.

It's fucking impossible, too difficult.

Ellen, they're fucking weirdos.

Moa, chill. I'm on my way.

- Bye, then. - Yeah, bye bye.

When David get's back, he's going to be...

...fucked.

Like, what's wrong with you?

What? Nothing. It's just...

...a shitty ass phone. Need to get it to service or something.

- Babe? - Anyway, here's the sweater.

- Let's just go. - Put the sweater on.

What?

Come on, put the sweater on.

Why would I do that? I could get a cold from the--

Put the sweater on before I get worried.

There you go. Super cute.

- Feels much better now, right? - Absolutely.

Okay, just leave, please.

Please just turn around and leave.

No no no, don't come here.

Wrong way. No!

Hello!

The fuck are you doing?

I'm studying.

- In here? - Why not?

What are you doing here, and why are you naked?

Because...

"It's your birthday".

No. I'm waiting for a sweater.

And I'm not naked. It's not like I'm waving my jugs around.

Please don't say "jugs".

Who says "jugs". Do you say "jugs"?

Just shut up.

Aha, were you hiding in the storage room?

Yeah. I... needed some alone time.

Yeah, I understand. I know everything about alone time.

- Okay, but I should keep... - Yeah, I should also. So let's...

I'll see you later.

Vera? Sorry, since we were already talking about...

this alone time thing.

Maybe I'm way off.

Would you perhaps go out for some tapas with me one evening?

I'm mostly joking.

Mostly... Unless you want to?

Cause I would love to.

Just tapas, you know.

They have something for everyone, you know.

That would be really nice Stefan, but I can't.

Cause I...

am seeing someone else.

Great. Of course you are.

Cool, or yeah...

I thought in our business it might be difficult sometimes...

Whoa there Kristen.

I should not have done that.

Now it's happened, so...

- I tried. Not gonna work every time. - Nope.

I'm talking about the desk, not the tapas thing.

But it might sound like that.

Hello.

Yeah. These aren't even my natural ju-- tits.

So we might as well do this! Whoop!

I didn't know there was a donkey on this side.

FORGOTTEN CLOTHES

How do you even do that?

That didn't exactly look great.

No, but there's a reasonable explanation, at least.

Yeah, sure. You are still waiting for a sweater.

- So you're seeing someone? - Ellen.

What, I can't even ask?

Is it going well? How do you feel?

Sorry.

- Moa, I'm sorry. - Ellen, you have to get here now!

Nora and Uno are fucking crazy!

- Moa, again with your prejud-- - No, I don't have any!

They are digging up a dead cat so they can take photos of it!

- What? What are you saying? - Uno's uncle's cat.

They're gonna take photos of it.

You have to get here now! I don't know what to do!

- Shit... Just don't touch the cat! - No. Bye.

- Do you wanna help out with the cat? - No, I don't.

I gotta go.

How strange, I have the same sweater.

Similar one, I guess she means.

- Let go of that cat! - What are you doing?

- Me? What the fuck are you doing? - What? We're artists.

Shut up Nora!

You guys are fucking insane!

We're just trying to be nice to you...

and you start doing this sick shit.

Good. Try explaining this to your uncle, Uno.

He's not gonna be as understanding as me.

The fuck is this?

I think your nephew Uno can explain.

Who are you talking about?

Your nephew?

I don't have a nephew.

I know how this looks.

But I just wanna say it's important now...

that you don't have any prejudice on the situation.

So, here you go.