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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,102 --> 00:00:09,101 A good thing about doing high school all over again... 2 00:00:09,101 --> 00:00:11,851 is that I can be like a role model for Moa. 3 00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:15,524 I know what it's like at that age. 4 00:00:15,524 --> 00:00:17,775 You wanna be popular and hang with the right people. 5 00:00:17,775 --> 00:00:19,525 And go to the right parties and such. 6 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,774 But now that I'm in her life... 7 00:00:21,774 --> 00:00:23,174 I can teach her to... 8 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:28,774 widen her horizon and want to do the right stuff. 9 00:00:28,774 --> 00:00:31,526 Moa is just like me when I was 16. 10 00:00:31,526 --> 00:00:35,526 She has just the same willpower and drive, you know. 11 00:00:35,526 --> 00:00:39,025 God, I just want to sleep with David. 12 00:00:39,374 --> 00:00:41,823 Okay, maybe not exactly the same. 13 00:00:41,823 --> 00:00:43,826 But it's good that people are different. 14 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:48,572 - God, I just want to sleep with-- - Yes, I heard you the first time. 15 00:00:48,572 --> 00:00:51,573 - But why didn't you answer? - Answer what? It wasn't even a question. 16 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:52,573 Oh yeah. 17 00:00:52,573 --> 00:00:54,672 Forget David, there's nothing to talk about. 18 00:00:54,672 --> 00:00:56,075 He's like a donkey. 19 00:00:56,575 --> 00:01:01,076 If you said donkey instead of David though, then we'd have something to talk about. 20 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,646 - What? Should I sleep with a-- - David! David, okay? 21 00:01:05,646 --> 00:01:06,843 David is better, just forget it. 22 00:01:06,843 --> 00:01:08,845 I said it wrong. It's whatever. 23 00:01:08,845 --> 00:01:11,093 Forget about David also. I didn't say anything. 24 00:01:18,096 --> 00:01:21,345 Hang on. Are you wearing David's sweater? 25 00:01:21,345 --> 00:01:23,592 What? What are you talking about? 26 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:28,841 Moa... No. 27 00:01:29,141 --> 00:01:30,646 Of course I'm not. 28 00:01:30,646 --> 00:01:34,093 Yeah, I am. It's like this, okay. 29 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:37,096 Since David agreed to not tell the whole school my secret... 30 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:40,091 he has some leverage with me. 31 00:01:41,043 --> 00:01:43,595 He calls it "fix it". 32 00:01:43,595 --> 00:01:44,594 Fix it. 33 00:01:45,345 --> 00:01:49,095 And that also means he is making me do his laundry. 34 00:01:49,095 --> 00:01:52,565 Since he's a child who makes a mess of himself... 35 00:01:52,565 --> 00:01:54,066 there's always a ton of laundry. 36 00:01:54,066 --> 00:01:56,565 So much that I don't have time to wash my own... 37 00:01:56,565 --> 00:01:59,065 and sometimes need to borrow one of his sweaters. 38 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:01,713 Fix it. 39 00:02:01,717 --> 00:02:05,812 You have to stop thinking that David and his kind are cool. 40 00:02:05,812 --> 00:02:08,866 Hanging with the cool kids is never gonna do you any good. 41 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:11,816 You need to expand your horizons a bit. 42 00:02:11,816 --> 00:02:14,005 Like those two over there. 43 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:16,954 I promise it would be much cooler to hang with them. 44 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:19,005 But they seem super weird. 45 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,504 Moa, that is called being prejudiced. 46 00:02:21,504 --> 00:02:23,002 And it's not charming. 47 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:25,502 They're probably just super lonely. 48 00:02:25,502 --> 00:02:27,754 And sad that no one sees them. 49 00:02:27,754 --> 00:02:31,755 And all they want is that people stop being prejudiced. 50 00:02:31,755 --> 00:02:34,002 But aren't you also being prejudiced? 51 00:02:34,002 --> 00:02:36,755 Yes, but in a better way. 52 00:02:37,055 --> 00:02:38,456 I mean, than every one else. 53 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:41,453 Whatever. We should go up to them and see what happens. 54 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,703 No, I don't think we should. 55 00:02:42,703 --> 00:02:45,455 Then I'll bring them here instead. It'll be awesome. 56 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:48,702 Anyway, I need something to distract me from this donkey thing. 57 00:02:54,155 --> 00:02:56,204 Moa, let me introduce you. 58 00:02:56,204 --> 00:02:58,205 This is Nora. 59 00:02:58,205 --> 00:02:59,452 - And this is... - My name is Uno. S'up? 60 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:02,955 - Yeah, hi. - That was what I was going to say. 61 00:03:02,955 --> 00:03:05,454 So yeah. Hello everyone! 62 00:03:06,054 --> 00:03:07,436 Nora stop fucking around. 63 00:03:07,436 --> 00:03:11,686 Nora and Uno are gonna go take photos for their portfolio. 64 00:03:11,686 --> 00:03:14,436 And I think that you and I should join them. 65 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:15,935 Cool, right? 66 00:03:17,183 --> 00:03:20,434 Yes, it will be Nora. Stop being such donkeys. 67 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:23,935 Okay, I don't know why I said that. 68 00:03:23,935 --> 00:03:27,484 I have donkeys on my brain and they're so gross. 69 00:03:27,484 --> 00:03:30,933 If you guys can just hang here for a sec, I'll be right back. 70 00:03:34,182 --> 00:03:36,682 - Hey, Ellen! - Hi! 71 00:03:36,682 --> 00:03:38,684 What a nice sweater you got there. 72 00:03:40,435 --> 00:03:42,434 Really great sweater. 73 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:44,932 Sure sure. 74 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,931 David has the exact same one. 75 00:03:50,434 --> 00:03:52,812 You mean he has a similar one. 76 00:03:52,812 --> 00:03:55,565 - Right, but where did you buy it? - Where did I buy it? 77 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:58,814 I... 78 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:00,312 I made it. 79 00:04:01,816 --> 00:04:03,315 You made it? 80 00:04:03,315 --> 00:04:07,562 Yeah, with needle and thread. You know. 81 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:17,061 What the fuck are you doing? 82 00:04:17,061 --> 00:04:18,061 What? Nothing. 83 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:21,282 Jessica thinks we're sleeping together since you're wearing my sweater! 84 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,984 Jesus, don't be so gross. And that's not my problem. 85 00:04:25,984 --> 00:04:27,983 All of my sweaters are dirty. 86 00:04:27,983 --> 00:04:29,983 I told Jessica that it's all just a coincidence. 87 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:32,484 You have the same sweater and mine is in the locker. 88 00:04:32,484 --> 00:04:34,236 So let me borrow it so I can show her. 89 00:04:34,236 --> 00:04:37,434 It's called similar sweaters, and no, I won't do that. 90 00:04:37,434 --> 00:04:40,232 - Can you just be nice for once? - For once? 91 00:04:40,232 --> 00:04:42,481 I'm the nicest person ever. 92 00:04:42,481 --> 00:04:45,983 - I was just about to hang out with some super weird-- 93 00:04:47,035 --> 00:04:47,982 Fix it! 94 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:57,236 So what? Do you like photography? 95 00:05:00,046 --> 00:05:00,792 Nope 96 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,042 Just hurry up and take your sweater off. 97 00:05:05,042 --> 00:05:07,295 Please never say that ever again. 98 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,794 Shut up! 99 00:05:10,794 --> 00:05:13,794 Be proud to have such a pretty sister. 100 00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:16,544 And it's not like I'm waving my "jugs around". 101 00:05:16,544 --> 00:05:18,296 Don't say "jugs". You sound like an old hag. 102 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:19,546 Listen here. 103 00:05:19,546 --> 00:05:21,042 Five minutes, okay? 104 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:23,795 - Not a second more. - Yeah sure, whatever. 105 00:05:41,784 --> 00:05:44,852 Look. Here it is, the same sweater. 106 00:05:45,854 --> 00:05:47,357 A similar sweater, I mean. 107 00:05:47,357 --> 00:05:48,404 Just like I said. 108 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:50,052 Okay. 109 00:05:51,354 --> 00:05:54,603 -Jessica, you don't have to worry, I... - Who's worried? 110 00:05:54,603 --> 00:05:57,605 - Are you worried? - What, why would I? 111 00:05:57,605 --> 00:06:01,603 Maybe because you really want to show me you have the same sweater in the locker? 112 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:02,605 Similar sweater, actually. 113 00:06:02,605 --> 00:06:05,352 You think I don't believe you when you say you have the same sweater? 114 00:06:05,352 --> 00:06:06,603 Two similar sweaters. 115 00:06:07,554 --> 00:06:10,101 Babe, you know it's no big deal. I-- 116 00:06:10,101 --> 00:06:11,101 117 00:06:13,552 --> 00:06:15,056 Okay, why is she calling you? 118 00:06:15,056 --> 00:06:18,654 She probably wants to sell drugs or some shit. I don't fucking know her. 119 00:06:18,654 --> 00:06:20,856 Don't you think it's important that we're honest? 120 00:06:20,856 --> 00:06:22,602 Yes, of course we should. 121 00:06:28,553 --> 00:06:31,852 - Where the fuck are you? - The fuck? Where are you? 122 00:06:31,852 --> 00:06:34,105 You said you'd be back right away! 123 00:06:34,105 --> 00:06:35,856 Moa, I'm so sorry. 124 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:37,606 I'm kinda stuck here. 125 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,355 Get here now! 126 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:42,604 Nora and Uno are fucking freaks. 127 00:06:42,604 --> 00:06:45,602 Moa, here you go again with your prejudice. 128 00:06:45,602 --> 00:06:47,605 Give them a chance and get to know them. 129 00:06:47,605 --> 00:06:50,173 It's fucking impossible, too difficult. 130 00:06:50,173 --> 00:06:53,426 Ellen, they're fucking weirdos. 131 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:56,176 Moa, chill. I'm on my way. 132 00:06:56,176 --> 00:06:58,176 - Bye, then. - Yeah, bye bye. 133 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:02,121 When David get's back, he's going to be... 134 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,426 ...fucked. 135 00:07:07,472 --> 00:07:09,972 Like, what's wrong with you? 136 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,974 What? Nothing. It's just... 137 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:15,472 ...a shitty ass phone. Need to get it to service or something. 138 00:07:15,472 --> 00:07:17,475 - Babe? - Anyway, here's the sweater. 139 00:07:17,475 --> 00:07:19,522 - Let's just go. - Put the sweater on. 140 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,222 What? 141 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,485 Come on, put the sweater on. 142 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:26,975 Why would I do that? I could get a cold from the-- 143 00:07:26,975 --> 00:07:29,971 Put the sweater on before I get worried. 144 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:45,755 There you go. Super cute. 145 00:07:46,502 --> 00:07:49,307 - Feels much better now, right? - Absolutely. 146 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,403 Okay, just leave, please. 147 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:55,505 Please just turn around and leave. 148 00:07:56,552 --> 00:07:58,504 No no no, don't come here. 149 00:07:58,504 --> 00:07:59,753 Wrong way. No! 150 00:08:01,705 --> 00:08:02,693 Hello! 151 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:06,595 The fuck are you doing? 152 00:08:06,595 --> 00:08:07,841 I'm studying. 153 00:08:07,841 --> 00:08:09,393 - In here? - Why not? 154 00:08:09,393 --> 00:08:12,092 What are you doing here, and why are you naked? 155 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,092 Because... 156 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:15,093 "It's your birthday". 157 00:08:17,846 --> 00:08:19,846 No. I'm waiting for a sweater. 158 00:08:20,694 --> 00:08:23,846 And I'm not naked. It's not like I'm waving my jugs around. 159 00:08:23,846 --> 00:08:25,393 Please don't say "jugs". 160 00:08:25,393 --> 00:08:27,595 Who says "jugs". Do you say "jugs"? 161 00:08:31,045 --> 00:08:33,065 Just shut up. 162 00:08:39,415 --> 00:08:42,815 Aha, were you hiding in the storage room? 163 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:48,864 Yeah. I... needed some alone time. 164 00:08:49,064 --> 00:08:52,563 Yeah, I understand. I know everything about alone time. 165 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:04,062 - Okay, but I should keep... - Yeah, I should also. So let's... 166 00:09:04,062 --> 00:09:07,312 I'll see you later. 167 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:13,761 Vera? Sorry, since we were already talking about... 168 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,565 this alone time thing. 169 00:09:16,562 --> 00:09:18,313 Maybe I'm way off. 170 00:09:18,313 --> 00:09:23,061 Would you perhaps go out for some tapas with me one evening? 171 00:09:28,162 --> 00:09:30,061 I'm mostly joking. 172 00:09:30,061 --> 00:09:32,561 Mostly... Unless you want to? 173 00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:34,364 Cause I would love to. 174 00:09:34,364 --> 00:09:36,542 Just tapas, you know. 175 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,045 They have something for everyone, you know. 176 00:09:39,193 --> 00:09:42,092 That would be really nice Stefan, but I can't. 177 00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:44,394 Cause I... 178 00:09:44,394 --> 00:09:46,543 am seeing someone else. 179 00:09:49,644 --> 00:09:52,245 Great. Of course you are. 180 00:09:52,245 --> 00:09:54,293 Cool, or yeah... 181 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:58,542 I thought in our business it might be difficult sometimes... 182 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,594 Whoa there Kristen. 183 00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,963 I should not have done that. 184 00:10:04,361 --> 00:10:05,763 Now it's happened, so... 185 00:10:05,763 --> 00:10:09,212 - I tried. Not gonna work every time. - Nope. 186 00:10:10,212 --> 00:10:13,212 I'm talking about the desk, not the tapas thing. 187 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,962 But it might sound like that. 188 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:36,122 Hello. 189 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:42,372 Yeah. These aren't even my natural ju-- tits. 190 00:10:42,522 --> 00:10:45,822 So we might as well do this! Whoop! 191 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:54,122 I didn't know there was a donkey on this side. 192 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,275 FORGOTTEN CLOTHES 193 00:10:57,873 --> 00:10:59,625 How do you even do that? 194 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,126 That didn't exactly look great. 195 00:11:02,772 --> 00:11:06,375 No, but there's a reasonable explanation, at least. 196 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,122 Yeah, sure. You are still waiting for a sweater. 197 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:19,737 - So you're seeing someone? - Ellen. 198 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,485 What, I can't even ask? 199 00:11:21,485 --> 00:11:24,985 Is it going well? How do you feel? 200 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:31,263 Sorry. 201 00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:37,212 - Moa, I'm sorry. - Ellen, you have to get here now! 202 00:11:37,212 --> 00:11:39,916 Nora and Uno are fucking crazy! 203 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:43,664 - Moa, again with your prejud-- - No, I don't have any! 204 00:11:43,664 --> 00:11:47,512 They are digging up a dead cat so they can take photos of it! 205 00:11:47,512 --> 00:11:50,512 - What? What are you saying? - Uno's uncle's cat. 206 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:51,663 They're gonna take photos of it. 207 00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:54,118 You have to get here now! I don't know what to do! 208 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:57,766 - Shit... Just don't touch the cat! - No. Bye. 209 00:11:57,766 --> 00:12:00,764 - Do you wanna help out with the cat? - No, I don't. 210 00:12:01,411 --> 00:12:02,765 I gotta go. 211 00:12:12,962 --> 00:12:16,292 How strange, I have the same sweater. 212 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:22,543 Similar one, I guess she means. 213 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,814 - Let go of that cat! - What are you doing? 214 00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:53,464 - Me? What the fuck are you doing? - What? We're artists. 215 00:12:53,464 --> 00:12:55,063 Shut up Nora! 216 00:12:55,063 --> 00:12:57,913 You guys are fucking insane! 217 00:12:57,913 --> 00:12:59,912 We're just trying to be nice to you... 218 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,561 and you start doing this sick shit. 219 00:13:06,112 --> 00:13:10,133 Good. Try explaining this to your uncle, Uno. 220 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,381 He's not gonna be as understanding as me. 221 00:13:14,082 --> 00:13:15,133 The fuck is this? 222 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,637 I think your nephew Uno can explain. 223 00:13:20,235 --> 00:13:21,883 Who are you talking about? 224 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,385 Your nephew? 225 00:13:25,486 --> 00:13:27,131 I don't have a nephew. 226 00:13:35,432 --> 00:13:37,255 I know how this looks. 227 00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:40,455 But I just wanna say it's important now... 228 00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:44,651 that you don't have any prejudice on the situation. 229 00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:49,402 So, here you go. 17215

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