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Curses! Get 'em, boys!
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Who are you?
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I am the Robot Ninja...
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and remember, kids,
drugs are not cool!
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Oh Robot Ninja, you're my hero!
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Courageous citizens like you
are the real heroes...
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- I did not thee, little sprite.
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Dost thou know the form
that thee just took?
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Boy, this was the
best deal I ever made
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letting NBC pick up
the domestic rights
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to market this character
as a television show!
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And to think that Lennie
Miller was so opposed to
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having the show be a
campy one like the
Batman show in the '60s!
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Lennie Miller's just
an uptight artist.
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He hates the fact that
everybody's pegging
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Robot Ninja as
the new Batman.
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Look...lookit that!
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If only I could see you
without your mask...
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Oh...oh-oh...
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I wonder what Lennie
thinks about this
week's episode...
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Will the Robot Ninja escape
the evil clutches of
the Weeping Forest
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Find out next
week on TV 5...
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same Ninja-time,
same Ninja-channel!
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Man, this show's better
than the old Batman!
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I hear ya bud, I hear ya!
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Is Russ in
the editing suite?
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Has anybody seen Russ?
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Where's Russ?
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Good evening,
Mister Miller...
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Give me a wipe...
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hey, who pays you?
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Do I pay you or does
this bozo pay you?
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Lennie! Lennie,
how you doin'?
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I'm glad you--
eh--made it!!
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Cut the shit, Rip.
Get to the point.
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What's the deal with
the television show?
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Uh, uh, Lennie, uh, I
want you to meet the
show's director...
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uh...uh,
Joey McHeister...
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and this is the show's
producer over here,
this is Greg Lange...
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Yeah, yeah, kid,
it's good to meet ya.
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Man, gimme the wipe.
The wipe. THE WIPE!
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Thank you.
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Uh, so, uh Rip tells me you
got a little problem here
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so why don't you cut the
crap and let's get right to it.
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Uh, Lennie,
c'mon, jump in!
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Uh, tell these quacks what
you think about all this...
tell 'em yer side of it!
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C'mon, Rip... you're supposed
to be the agent here...
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I'm the comic-book
artist, remember?
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Now look, McHeister,
we think that you
should be a little more--
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No, you look. Amsco Comics
contracted us to create
this wonder show.
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- Yeah, whatever.
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Right. Now look, we saw
a lot of potential with
this character.
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- Right.
- I mean it works
great in the comics...
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and Lennie's the
hottest artist since
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this clown who invented
that Teenage Ninja
Mutant Turtles crap.
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But this Robot Ninja...
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it ain't reality!
Right Greg
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- Yeah, whatever.
- You guys don't give a
shit about this character...
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not one of you bastards.
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Now listen, Miller... our
contract allows us a
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certain amount of
creative leeway
with your character.
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Rip, tell your boy here, we've
got the hottest TV show since
Batman on our hands here!
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- Well I think that--
- This is bullshit...
all of this!
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Do what you want
with Robot Ninja...
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fuckin' cut out his
guts for television.
See if I care.
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I'll show you what the
Robot Ninja
is really about.
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Do what you wanna do in
your funny book, Miller!
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Your publisher loves
Robot Ninja our way!
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Whatever...
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We'll do lunch.
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Um, great show,
Mister Miller.
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Can I get you
anything else?
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No thank you.
It was very good.
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00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,710
Well...
ready to go?
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Are you kidding? I've been
waiting for this night
for a year now.
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Let's go!
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Be right back...
gotta pay the bill.
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I'll be here.
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Thank you for dinner.
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Now for the dessert!
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Susan!!
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Get 'er Revelle...
teach that slut!
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You ain't much
of a man, man...
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Leave him alone,
you animal...
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00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,580
What he's gettin' ain't
nothin' compared to what
I'm gonna do to you!
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00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,148
No...
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Let's see what kind of
fun I can have with
you, sweetie...
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00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,400
Goddamn it,
not again!
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00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,735
What the fuck, Sculley?
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00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,271
It's Revelle's fuckin'
radiator repair again!
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00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,041
Watch it, fucker!
I'm gonna pile
drive your ass!
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00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,476
I told you I ain't no
fuckin' Mister Goodwrench!
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00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,045
Alright, cut the shit.
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00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,648
Sculley, get out and fix
the fucker and let's
get the fuck home.
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00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,595
Dammit!
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00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,333
Shit!
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00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,988
Hello, yes, I want to report
a possible assault...
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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,026
So that's the way
it's done, eh, babe?
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00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,196
What the fuck?
Who the hell is that?
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00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,598
Let's get these
two outside...c'mon!
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00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,676
Hey, where you guys
takin' them? I'm
almost through--
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00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,945
Take a look
over there, ass-wipe!
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Aw, shit.
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Stop it!
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Go fuck yourself, asshole!
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Sculley, let's fix the van
and get outta here...
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Don't do it...
don't do it, hero-man...
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Leave her alone,
you son of a bitch...
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Yeah!!
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Run, Susan, run!!
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C'mere, ya
son of a bitch...
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Bastard!
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Son of a bitch!!
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00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,776
I showed that
fuckhead...
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00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,178
Yeah, I got our
hero-boy, too...
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00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,385
Let's go boy,
we've had our fun!
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00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,156
Move it, boy,
the pigs're comin'!
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No...
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No, dammit...
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[car door opens[
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Dispatch, this is Hickox.
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I've got three bodies...
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two dead, one
male, one female.
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One alive, male.
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Send an ambulance.
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You are very lucky you
didn't get much more than
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just some bumps and
bruises, Leonard Miller.
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00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:07,173
Now...what the hell possessed
you to help those poor people?
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00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,175
You should have seen
them, Goodknight...
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00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,711
it was the worst
thing I've ever seen.
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00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,480
Ah, yes, so Officer
Hickox told me.
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00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,183
You're very lucky
to be alive, no?
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It scared the shit
out of me, doc.
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00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,758
I should hope so.
Now get in.
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00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:26,526
Dumkauf artists.
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This is gonna be the one, doc.
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00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,666
I'm gonna use this thing as
the new Robot Ninja story.
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00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,235
That sounds very good, Leonard.
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00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,570
Yeah, I'll show those
boneheads at the network
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how to make Robot Ninja work.
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00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,608
I'm sure you will, Leonard.
I'm sure you will.
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"Don't do it..."
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00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,083
"don't do it, hero-man..."
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"Run, Susan, run!!"
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00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,528
Leave her alone!
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00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,373
"Let's go boy,
we've had our fun...!"
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00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,500
Well, Mister Coleslaw...
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00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:18,638
This, uh, Bayou-Man comic
book certainly is an
interesting concept.
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00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:23,076
You really think so? It took me
hours to get it this good!
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00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,011
Mmm. Well, it
certainly looks like it.
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00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,516
Yeah, it's, uh, it's not bad.
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00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:32,853
But you see, Marty...
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the problem is,
our star artist,
Leonard Miller...
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has a character
called Bog-Thing.
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And uh, I really hate
to tell you this, but...
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I'm afraid he's going to have
to take priority over you--
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00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,035
No, no dammit!
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00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,671
Everywhere I go it's
Leonard Miller this!
Leonard Miller that!
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Leonard Miller can suck
sheep shit through a
Crazy Straw for all I care!
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00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,678
Do you see these hands?
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These hands are insured
for ten -- count it --
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ten thousand dollars
and I will not--
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00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,955
Mister Coleslaw,
are you alright?
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00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,523
I'm fine...
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00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,491
and I'm leaving!!
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Here's the proofs for the
new issue of Lizard Boy comics,
Mister Kane...
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Thank you.
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00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,315
Have you seen these?
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Robot Ninja, huh?
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00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,253
It doesn't look like
the TV show!
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That's the problem.
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Miss Barbeau, would you please
call Leonard Miller on the
phone...
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right away.
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You got it, chief!
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Holy shemp, I wish I had.
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What the hell is
this boy thinking?
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Yes.
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Mister Kane...Lennie
Miller on line one.
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Thank you, Miss Barbeau.
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00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,918
Hello Lennie!
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How are things in Ridgway?
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Just fine, Stanley,
what's the problem?
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Did you get the new pages
of the Robot Ninja comic?
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00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,261
Yes, Leonard.
That is the problem.
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I thought we'd agreed
to do the new series
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as an adaptation of
the television show.
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It's getting great
press, y'know?
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Yeah, well I had a talk about
that the other night
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with my agent and the
show's director and producer.
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We...didn't see eye-to-eye
on the show's concept.
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I told them that you both
can fuck up the show
as much as you want
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but the comic's still my baby.
That's our contract, remember?
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Yes, Lennie, of course...
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Look...
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how about if we release this
new story as a graphic novel.
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- It'll sell more copies and I--
- Bullshitsky, Stan.
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You're not rakin' me
over the coals this time.
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You're printin' this damned
story or I fuckin' quit.
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You got that?
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00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,435
Yes...yes, Len, I'll print it.
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00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:05,605
But I guarantee you, when
your damned contract
expires this May
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we're going to
have a serious talk.
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00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,843
Why, I had an artist in
here ten minutes ago
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just as talented as you
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and he wants to do a new
creature-in-the-swamp series
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and I--
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00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,788
Damned artists.
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Robot Ninja...
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Damn publishers.
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...small village of
Ridgway this day.
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Late last night, a witness saw
what appeared to be two men
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brutalize and rape a young
woman at the Ridgway Plaza
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on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads.
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The police have no
leads on this...
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the fifth such brutal crime
in Ridgway this month.
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00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,590
Next we'll have
Dan with weather
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and then "The Bud" will
recap the Browns'
loss at the stadium...
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00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,630
Dammit...
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00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,085
Doc!
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00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,986
What is it, Leonard?
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Can't you see I'm playing
"Lords of the Rising Sun"?
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I've almost got this Ninja beat!
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00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,595
Ha-ha! I got through it!
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00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,601
What is it now, Leonard?
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00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,336
You've gotta help me, doc.
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00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,806
I just got this
great idea today!
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I want you to build me a suit...
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a real one, not some
Halloween costume!
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00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:55,615
Robot Ninja?
What the hell for?
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I just need it. It's gotta
be built like a tank...
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padding, plating,
the whole nine yards!
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You want to be
the Robot Ninja?
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Who better to fight the
thugs that killed that couple?
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00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,426
Especially that bitch
that kicked my ass.
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00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,028
I figure the costume alone
could kinda freak 'em out.
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00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,263
And if I catch 'em off
guard with this outfit
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maybe I can corral 'em long
enough to get the police there.
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00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,470
How the hell do you
think Batman got started?
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00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,171
Yes, well, but Batman
was a rich man
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00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,575
in his alter-ego if I
remember correctly.
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00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,310
Don't worry about
that, Goodknight.
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Buy whatever you want.
243
00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:28,748
I just got paid last week from
royalties on that idiot TV show.
244
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,751
I'm an inventor,
not a costume maker.
245
00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,466
Just like this?
246
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:50,770
Alright, Lennie.
247
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,905
For you, I'll do it.
248
00:22:53,273 --> 00:22:54,775
Thanks, man.
249
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,843
I knew I could count on you.
250
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,713
Crazy little man.
251
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,250
Well!!
252
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:55,095
Late last night
a witness saw what appeared
to be two men
253
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:59,065
brutalize and rape a young
woman at the Ridgway Plaza
254
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,435
on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads.
255
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:07,940
The police have no leads on
this, the fifth such brutal
crime in Ridgway this month.
256
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,960
Well, Leonard?
Is there a problem?
257
00:26:34,026 --> 00:26:35,861
Almost there!
258
00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:40,100
Here I come!
259
00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:50,010
Well, how do I look?
260
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:55,448
And there's one more
feature here that
I've added.
261
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,886
There. Now try to speak.
262
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:03,856
Go ahead.
263
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,458
Hello, Goodknight...
264
00:27:05,525 --> 00:27:07,060
shit, this is great!
265
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,996
Hold it you thugs,
stop there!
266
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:13,933
It's a vocal disguiser that one
of the computer companies
wanted me to design.
267
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,338
It's just a prototype,
but I think it will suffice
for your needs.
268
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:22,508
This is fantastic, Goodknight!
269
00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:25,878
How can I possibly lose
with all this shit on my side?
270
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,448
I feel invincible!
271
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,183
Yes, well, let's hope so.
272
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,255
Well, Leonard, be careful.
273
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,691
I'm going to bed,
it has been a long day.
274
00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,595
Yeah, I guess it's time for
me to get out on the prowl.
275
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,830
You mean to tell me
you're going out tonight?
276
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,398
Sure! The longer I wait
277
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:49,335
the less chance I have
of catching those
creeps in the act.
278
00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,903
Please be careful.
279
00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:53,873
I really think you should
get some sleep
before you do this.
280
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,441
Naw, I'll be fine.
281
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,010
I'm used to no sleep!
282
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,111
Well, alright.
Good night, then.
283
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,680
Good night,
Goodknight.
284
00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:03,081
Very funny.
285
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,451
I'll just get my stuff and go!
286
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:07,020
Fine!
287
00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:34,773
Let's go, clerk...
all your bread.
288
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,341
Now.
289
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,678
Sculley, go start up
the escape pod.
290
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:41,280
Again
291
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,848
Just do it!
292
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,290
Hurry up, Christopher.
293
00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,991
Take the tapes back in
and let's get back home.
294
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:54,560
Don't snap at me, Christine...
295
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:58,330
it's not my fault mom forgot
to take these movies back today.
296
00:29:58,396 --> 00:30:00,166
Just go, alright.
I have to get back.
297
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,668
George is supposed to be
calling me any minute now.
298
00:30:02,735 --> 00:30:04,236
All right...
299
00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:16,281
Cameron, in reference
to the Miller case...
300
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,718
check Video World across
from the Ridgway Plaza.
301
00:30:18,785 --> 00:30:20,720
I saw a black van
as I drove by
302
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:23,790
matching the description
of the one involved
in that incident.
303
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:26,960
I'm tied up with this code
four down on Nine-Mile
and Middlevale.
304
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:29,828
Ten-four, I've got an accident
report to finish here
305
00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:33,866
and I'll be right there.
E.T.A. is ten minutes.
306
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,450
This is great,
I cracked a nail!
307
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,086
Thanks, man...
308
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:57,023
I knew there was somethin'
I liked about Video World!
309
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:01,826
And we are outta here!
310
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,698
What is that dumb
kid doin' now?
311
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:09,168
Oh shit!!
312
00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,345
Sculley, what the
fuck are you doing?
313
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,323
Who in the fuck?
314
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,298
No false heroics, man!
315
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,778
Oh, man...
316
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:56,148
Heh...I'm gonna have some
fun with her tonight, man!
317
00:31:57,550 --> 00:32:00,720
C'mon, baby, let's see
them big knockers!
318
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,291
I wouldn't if I
were you, man!
319
00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:17,936
You got some kinda
death wish, man?
320
00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:21,940
I am the Robot Ninja,
and I kick ass...
321
00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:23,508
Like hell!
322
00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,515
Revelle
323
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:35,721
REVELLE!!
324
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:56,341
You son-of-a-bitch fucker!
325
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,348
Get the hell out
of here...now!
326
00:33:08,788 --> 00:33:11,423
Christopher, wake up!
Christopher!
327
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,813
I did it!
328
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,781
I did it!
329
00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,095
What the hell is this, Leonard?
330
00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,265
Good morning, Goodknight.
331
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,900
You killed that boy!
332
00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,270
He was just a punk kid...
he deserved it.
333
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,938
No, no, not the punk...
that little boy!!
334
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:09,008
Oh God.
335
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,913
Dead is Buddy Revelle, age 23
336
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:16,415
and Christopher Curtis, age 13.
337
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,516
Ridgway Police are
actively pursuing this
338
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,586
masked vigilante's
arrest and conviction
339
00:35:20,653 --> 00:35:22,255
in connection with
these deaths.
340
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,025
I didn't kill him...
I saved him!
341
00:35:26,091 --> 00:35:28,928
It was that female thug,
she tossed him to the ground!
342
00:35:28,995 --> 00:35:30,496
That's not how I see it...
343
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,063
and neither do the cops.
344
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,233
And why did you take a
bunch of drugs from my
medicine cabinet
345
00:35:36,268 --> 00:35:37,770
I had to stay awake...
346
00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,538
I had to get those guys!
347
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:42,208
Well no more...
where's the uniform?
348
00:35:42,275 --> 00:35:45,176
No, you're not taking it!
I have to get the girl!
349
00:35:45,243 --> 00:35:47,913
Get the girl...
get her like you got
Christopher Curtis?
350
00:35:48,013 --> 00:35:49,515
I don't think so, Leonard...
351
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,883
No, you're not taking it...
not until I'm done.
352
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,451
You are done.
353
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:55,521
No, you should have
seen me, I was great!!
354
00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:57,290
Oh, I'm sure, now
where's the suit?
355
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,038
Goodknight, I'm sorry.
356
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:14,940
I--
357
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,643
Go tell it to the cops.
358
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,315
Fuck you too.
359
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:08,660
Quiet night.
360
00:37:08,961 --> 00:37:12,865
Yeah...
a little too quiet.
361
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:25,771
C'mere, you son of a bitch!
362
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:28,873
You're going to end up
like your friend...
363
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,641
Not tonight, Ninja-man...
364
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,113
it's our turn to slice
and dice tonight.
365
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,015
Kill that fucker!!
366
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,366
Tear his fucking
heart out!
367
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,935
Teach him the way it is!!
368
00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:58,236
This is for Revelle,
you Ninja bastard!
369
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,340
You're a dead
mother fucker now...
370
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,551
Jesus!
371
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:17,723
Shithead!
372
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:45,116
What kind of Robot Ninja
screams in pain
373
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:48,786
Yeah...maybe he ain't like
on the TV show, eh boss?
374
00:39:48,853 --> 00:39:50,688
Yeah...maybe he ain't.
375
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,226
Let's see if robots bleed.
376
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,966
Well...what have we here?
377
00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:03,101
It don't look like
no robot to me.
378
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:04,836
Sure don't. Hold him.
379
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,405
You got it, babe!
380
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:14,780
Hold still...I'm tryin'
some surgery here!
381
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:31,796
Hold still, fucker!
382
00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:34,466
Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
383
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:50,015
C'mon, let's take him
home and kill him!
384
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,528
Oh...my nuts!
385
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,633
He's getting away!
386
00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:12,203
Forget it, I'll get him!
387
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,750
Oh, shit!
Not the cops again!
388
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:31,156
Get up, Sculley...
389
00:41:31,223 --> 00:41:32,725
ya big dickhead.
390
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,401
Hold it!
391
00:41:50,910 --> 00:41:52,410
Don't move!
392
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:06,825
Dispatch, this is Cameron.
393
00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:09,995
Please send assistance to
the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore.
394
00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,563
Two men fleeing in black van...
395
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,731
license number North-
Eastern-Quadrant 549.
396
00:42:13,798 --> 00:42:15,300
Over.
397
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:43,528
Well, let's see where
hero
398
00:43:02,915 --> 00:43:04,416
Goodknight!
399
00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:07,351
GOODKNIGHT?!
400
00:43:58,070 --> 00:43:59,571
We gonna tag him now?
401
00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:01,640
No no, let him
get rested up.
402
00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:03,808
I don't feel like any
more shit tonight.
403
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,943
We'll come back
in the morning.
404
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,881
Doctor Hubert Goodknight, eh?
405
00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,351
We'll have to pay a visit
to the doctor tomorrow...
406
00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:17,321
try and catch the fucker
out of his little playsuit.
407
00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:28,800
...and, no surprise, there's
more trouble in Ridgway tonight.
408
00:44:28,866 --> 00:44:31,770
Police report that
the vigilante posing
409
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,773
as the Robot Ninja
television character--
410
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,208
we told you about
that story last night--
411
00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:40,111
is now responsible
for four more deaths.
412
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,848
We go live to Russ Mazzola
at the scene of this tragedy.
413
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,818
Melanie, it's massacre central
down here at Ridgway Plaza
414
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:50,221
where the Robot Ninja
vigilante has claimed at
least two more victims.
415
00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:54,760
- We've got two more over here!
- Two more deaths are being
blamed on resistance of arrest.
416
00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:58,930
The police say there is
going to be a citywide manhunt
for this vigilante tonight.
417
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,501
We have an eyewitness to
the entire massacre, his
name is Bert Ralston.
418
00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:06,138
- Bert, tell us what
happened tonight.
419
00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:08,906
- Tell us what happened,
in your own words.
- Oh. Okay.
420
00:45:08,973 --> 00:45:12,610
Well this guy comes up,
see... he's about six, six-one,
uh, blond hair...
421
00:45:12,676 --> 00:45:16,615
wore this kind of like metal
uh, uh, mask, across his face
422
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,651
with a visor in the, in
the, over the eyes...
423
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:24,121
it was kind of silver,
kind of like a bondage-style
welder's mask
424
00:45:24,188 --> 00:45:26,625
and he had a black
outfit with this, uh...
425
00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:28,593
kind of like a pajama
outifit with a...
426
00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:31,196
a red sash, and those
Chinese slippers on his feet--
427
00:45:31,263 --> 00:45:33,465
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
what happened, Bert?
428
00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,866
Well I don't know,
I didn't see much.
429
00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:38,670
This is Russ Mazzola, Live
Action-Cam 5 in Ridgway.
430
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,405
Back to you at
the studio, Melanie.
431
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:58,890
Hello. Goodknight here.
432
00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,858
I'm out of town until
tomorrow morning.
433
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:02,426
Leave a message
at the tone.
434
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,628
I lost...
I should of won.
435
00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:02,620
Who the hell?
436
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,636
Leonard...
437
00:52:22,006 --> 00:52:23,508
Dammit.
438
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,648
Hiya, doc...
439
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,216
have a nice fall!
440
00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:40,858
C'mon, we got us a
Robot Ninja to disarm.
441
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,466
Let's do it.
442
00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:22,333
Hey Sanchez...
check this.
443
00:53:25,003 --> 00:53:28,440
Y'know the doc's given us
no end of trouble 'cause
of this here suit.
444
00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,108
Y'know, I think
you're right.
445
00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,243
I think the doc
deserves some
446
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,080
punishment for the
hassles he's given us.
447
00:53:35,146 --> 00:53:36,948
Now you got the idea.
448
00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:39,583
Lookit that...
449
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,218
the doc's ready to play.
450
00:53:54,165 --> 00:53:56,233
We about killed
you last night...
451
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,136
we would've if it weren't
for the pigs gettin' in the way.
452
00:53:59,203 --> 00:54:03,073
We're killin' you tonight,
though... and you'll end
your stint as Robot Ninja.
453
00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:09,680
No, no, it's not me.
I'm not the Robot Ninja!
454
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:13,618
Oh no? Then why did we follow
him here last night
455
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:15,186
I just--
456
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:17,455
built it for a friend...
457
00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:19,023
Bullshit!
458
00:54:19,090 --> 00:54:21,425
If that's true,
then where is he?
459
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:22,993
TELL ME!
460
00:54:23,226 --> 00:54:24,728
NOW!
461
00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:26,296
Never...
462
00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:27,865
go to hell!
463
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,435
I already been there...
464
00:54:31,501 --> 00:54:33,505
and I didn't like
the weather.
465
00:54:33,571 --> 00:54:35,573
Sculley... gun!
466
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:41,846
Well, I gotta go.
467
00:54:41,913 --> 00:54:46,283
But let me not be so rude
as to just kill and go.
468
00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:49,086
I should really
say goodbye.
469
00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:51,055
Good night,
Goodknight!
470
00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:56,795
Nobody fucks with
Gody Sanchez!
471
00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:08,473
Alright.
472
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:10,041
Let's get rid of him.
473
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:56,921
It's time...
474
00:55:56,988 --> 00:55:58,490
to play.
475
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:20,298
Goodknight?
476
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,081
Goodknight?
477
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:53,598
Goodknight?!
478
00:59:04,175 --> 00:59:05,676
Goodknight!
479
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,516
Goodknight...
480
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,493
Come in Hickox,
this is Cameron.
481
01:01:07,198 --> 01:01:08,700
Go ahead.
482
01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:12,570
Yeah, uh, a man reported a
sighting of the suspect vehicle
483
01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:16,973
about half an hour ago heading
toward the old junkyard
on the edge of town.
484
01:01:17,575 --> 01:01:20,645
Uh, the man said something
about a couple of punk kids
485
01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:24,481
harassing some of the
students down at the, uh,
high school dance.
486
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,350
Over.
487
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,688
Good God!!
488
01:01:34,225 --> 01:01:37,695
I was gonna take a run
down to the junkyard area
and check things out.
489
01:01:37,761 --> 01:01:39,263
Sound okay?
490
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,101
Hickox, do you copy?
491
01:01:57,715 --> 01:02:00,216
Uh, Hickox, does that
sound okay, sir?
492
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:02,353
Yes, Cameron, yes!
493
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,755
Get to the junkyard now,
I'll meet you there!
494
01:03:02,313 --> 01:03:05,916
I'm not going to
lose... please...
495
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:21,598
So... I get to have the
pleasure of killing you.
496
01:03:21,731 --> 01:03:23,233
Well that's too bad.
497
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,636
I wanted Sanchez to
have that fun.
498
01:03:25,703 --> 01:03:27,238
Oh well.
499
01:03:27,305 --> 01:03:29,673
I am the Robot Ninja...
500
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:31,241
Not for long you ain't...
501
01:03:33,945 --> 01:03:35,445
Fucker!!
502
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,821
Ya fucking
cut me, man!
503
01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:48,491
...and I kick ass...
504
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:52,730
Sculley SCULLEY!!
505
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,376
Die, copper!
506
01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:29,493
Shit...
507
01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:31,995
what an idiot move!
508
01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:49,613
No fuckin' around
this time, Robot Ninja...
509
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,548
I agree...
510
01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:57,153
You son of a bitch...
511
01:07:08,325 --> 01:07:10,660
We'll meet again,
Robot Ninja...
512
01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:09,246
Just...like...
513
01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:11,415
I...planned...
514
01:09:24,428 --> 01:09:26,330
Miller
515
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:28,631
Open the door,
it's Officer Hickox!
516
01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,436
Miller!
517
01:09:56,093 --> 01:09:57,595
Copy, Mister Buckshot.
518
01:09:57,661 --> 01:09:59,161
Uh, thank you.
519
01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:06,936
Well, son,
how's it look?
520
01:10:07,003 --> 01:10:09,038
Oh, just fine,
chief, just fine!
521
01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:11,708
Good work, son.
Let's get this ready to go
522
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:14,678
so you can go back to
this month's issue of
Bayou
523
01:10:15,278 --> 01:10:16,913
Good work, boy.
524
01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,353
Yes sir,
Mister Hammarstrom.
525
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:27,658
We'll be shipping you
those new Robot Ninja
books next week.
526
01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:32,561
Yes, that's true.
These will be the last ones.
527
01:10:32,730 --> 01:10:34,798
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
528
01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,603
Another request for
the collector's edition.
529
01:10:40,003 --> 01:10:44,375
We've already prebooked
more copies than DC's
Dark Knight series!
530
01:10:46,110 --> 01:10:48,278
I wonder what kind of
sales these bookstores
531
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:51,115
are going to have that
they've ordered so many!
532
01:10:51,181 --> 01:10:53,750
Don't worry. Lennie's
always been a big draw!
533
01:11:22,045 --> 01:11:23,546
Hey, you
gonna buy that?
534
01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,115
Yeah, I think so.
535
01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,818
You better, Bobby, it's gonna
be worth some money soon.
536
01:11:30,153 --> 01:11:32,321
Ah, managed to get
yourself one of these, eh?
537
01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:34,591
Yeah, what's the big
deal with those anyway?
538
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:38,361
The artist, Lennie Miller,
killed himself about
a month ago.
539
01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:39,930
Shot himself in the head.
540
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:43,566
Didn't stop the publisher
from crankin' it out real quick,
though, did it?
541
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:46,436
These are the most violently
graphic comics ever released.
542
01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:48,705
They're only printing
a few thousand of them.
543
01:11:49,171 --> 01:11:51,508
Funny, most of it's
not very realistic.
544
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,510
Not very graphic, either.
545
01:11:54,545 --> 01:11:56,046
Okay, thanks.
546
01:11:56,113 --> 01:11:57,613
Have fun.
547
01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:00,616
Boy, this guy's cool.
548
01:12:00,683 --> 01:12:02,185
Sure wish I could be him.
549
01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:03,753
Not me...
look at the ending!
550
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,621
What a way to
end a comic book!
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