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El Gato!
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Villains. You think you can beat
Puss in Boots?
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Honestly? Not really...
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I would've run away already
but I'm afraid you'll stab me in the butt.
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Now, let us see what they have.
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Oh.
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What is this?
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A storybook about me?
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This can only be a wonderful thing
and in no way menacing.
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Okay, maybe a little menacing.
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Once upon a time,
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a cat was trapped in a book.
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Hello?
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Where are you?
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I am everywhere.
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You may call me...
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the Storyteller.
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Did you say I'm trapped in a book?
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Yes. And in this book,
I control everything.
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Almost.
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For I am compelled by Eldritch forces
beyond my Ken
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to offer some choices to you.
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Choices that affect your destiny.
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I am not following you.
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It means that sometimes I'm going
to let you choose what will happen.
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Ah.
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And now your first choice.
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Choose now!
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Will you fight a god,
or would that be rather odd?
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If so, perhaps you'd rather be
in pitched battle with a tree?
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Huh?
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Are you kidding?
Why would I choose to fight a god?
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You choose to fight a god? So be it.
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What?! Who are you, Storyteller?
I must know.
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- I must know your true identity.
- I'll never tell.
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Wait, I have to fight a god?
What if I do not want to?
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You have no choice.
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Huh?
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But, Taranis, we are friends!
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Taranis will not listen
to your lying talk-words.
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We fight now, little fox.
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Fox? I am clearly a cat.
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Taranis apologizes.
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Ha.
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I have your magic wheel.
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Whoa.
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Oh, no. Without it, I am powerless.
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I know.
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Ow!
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Curse you, cat-fox.
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Curse you!
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I am calling that a victory.
I cannot be beaten.
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Oh, no? You will see, Puss in Boots,
that you are at the mercy of my whims.
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And the only way to escape from this book
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in which you've found yourself
so disastrously trapped...
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- Yes?
- Is...
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Yes?
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To get to...
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the end!
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The end?
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The end.
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I accept your challenge, Storyteller.
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So, Puss in Boots,
will you with a giant talk,
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or will you now be Goldilocks?
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How can I possibly
make such a difficult decision?
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I do not want to wear that wig.
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But that giant, he looks somehow familiar.
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I'm going to say this very clearly.
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- I choose the giant.
- Your choice is made.
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Fee, fi, fo, fum!
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I smell a cat and I want some gum.
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Toby, why are you a giant?
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Who is this Toby?
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I am a fearsome giant.
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I have stepped on so many people.
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Not always on purpose.
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Sometimes it's just, like, "oops,"
and they go "squish"!
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Anyway, I want gum!
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Fiendish.
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This Storyteller uses my own friends
to populate his diabolical world.
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Apparently, he's too lazy
to come up with new characters.
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It's not laziness, it's recycling.
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I said I want gum!
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I am afraid I have no gum, but there
may be a peppery-mint in here somewhere.
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But I must warn you,
things stored in my hat
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tend not to remain
at the peak of freshness for...
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Perhaps the other choice
would have been better.
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Can we go back?
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Yes. I grant you a Goldilocks do-over.
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Thank you.
But this does not mean we are friends.
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Understood.
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Hmm.
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Ah-ha!
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This is the story of
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
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I have but to go through the events
of this story and I will reach the end.
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Easy-peasy, ham and cheesy.
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Too hot.
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Too cold.
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Ah. Just right.
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Too tall.
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Too wide.
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Just right.
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Oh, no, it broke.
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Too hard.
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Too soft.
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Just right.
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Then I go to sleep in this bed
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and await the arrival
of the adorable family of bears...
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Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear.
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Nothing could be more simpler.
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Hold it!
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You have another choice to make.
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Should these bears be friends or foes?
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Make your choice and let me know.
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This seems like a trick question.
Friends...
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Did you say "foes"?
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I said "friends."
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I know. Just kidding.
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Your choice is made.
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Well, hello, there!
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We've got company!
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Is that a friend for me to play with?
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Howdy there, amigo.
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Samuel T. Bearinger.
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- My wife, Gladys. She's a peach.
- Who's my cuddle bunny?
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Oh, you simply must play with Sam Junior.
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Hello, friend for me to play with.
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We gonna play horsey rides.
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Do not make me the horsey.
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You the horsey!
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- Horsey ride!
- So, how was traffic?
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Oh, not bad.
I picked up those acorns you wanted.
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That's nice.
You know, Madeleine stopped by today.
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Is her hip better?
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Why are you so interested in Madeleine?
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Nothing.
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Ah.
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Kitty don't wanna play no more?
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I think I'd also
like to see the angry bears.
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What?
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Oh, my...
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Mmm?
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Ah-ha!
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Huh?
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Ha-ha!
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You know, I think I'd also
like to see an interpretive dance.
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What?
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What is this? What are we doing?
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I am not even in this.
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I kinda like that.
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Obviously I am just messing with you.
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I'm sorry, was that not clear?
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Ugh.
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Fine. I will watch
their ridiculous dancing.
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But this must be just as painful
for you as it is for me.
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Ugh, you're right.
I didn't think this through.
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Oh.
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This part is actually pretty good.
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I like that.
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Well, surely that is it.
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You'll let me go now. Yes?
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What? No.
This is a book of stories, plural.
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You have to get to the end
of all the stories to get out.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
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Who are you, villain? I must know.
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You will never find out.
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I will. And I will escape from your book.
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This I swear!
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Yes, we'll see about that.
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Uh-huh. Here comes another story now.
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And whatever you choose,
this one won't be so easy.
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Two tales you must choose between...
Pirate Cat or Evil Queen.
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Ooh. Pirate stuff. It is just the best!
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There is no way
I am going to choose the Evil Queen.
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I heard you say "choose the Evil Queen."
So be it.
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No! I did not.
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Your choice is made.
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The prince!
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The prince is here to awaken Snow White.
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Uh...
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I see. I am the prince.
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Thank you. Hmm...
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You are less tall than usual.
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Are you Dwarves?
Should there not be seven?
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Don't believe everything you hear
in the lame-stream media, man.
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I know this story.
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I kiss Snow White, she awakens
and we are married. The end.
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No, no, no.
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She despises me. I will not kiss her.
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Not even to escape this vile book.
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So you condemn her to eternal slumber?
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What a big meanie.
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Meanie! Big meanie!
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I am not going to kiss her.
No way, no how.
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We'll see about that.
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It's choice time.
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Harken now, your choice is this...
Evil Queen or Awkward kiss?
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Even though Señora Zapata despises me,
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I cannot leave her trapped in that coffin.
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I must kiss her and set her free.
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Your choice is made.
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Let us do this!
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Fine.
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I will do the kissing.
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But that does not mean
we are getting married.
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My hero!
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We are getting married!
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Whoa!
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Oh, darn.
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And so, with that,
madame and cat were well and truly wed.
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They named their children
Marla, Milton, Blanca, Frank and Ted.
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A house of stone they called their own,
and there they laid their heads.
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And here they'll stay for all their days
together till they're dead.
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Wait, what?
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That's right, Puss in Boots.
You will remain with her for all eternity.
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Maybe, we could go back
and try the other choice?
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Pretty please?
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I will take pity on you, Puss in Boots.
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Kissing Señora Zapata
was a disaster of epic proportions.
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I will find the Evil Queen
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who cursed Snow White
and make her reverse the curse.
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Reverse the curse. Reverse the curse.
This is fun to say.
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But, wait.
How will I find this Evil Queen?
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Uh, leave that to me.
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And so, after months of searching...
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Ah, a shortcut.
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Prince Puss found the Evil Queen.
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I'm just saying maybe
we could occasionally have a conversation
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about something
other than who's the fairest.
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Like, I don't know, art, music?
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Silence!
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Dulcinea is evil?
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You have gone too far, Storyteller.
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Magic mirror over there,
who's the fairest of the fair?
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Ugh! So we're doing
this routine again, are we?
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Yes, we are.
Because I am vain as well as evil!
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I know, I know.
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I'm so evil. Like, really evil.
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I'm so evil I don't even have my book.
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Yes, whatever, fine.
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Of course you're the fairest of the fair.
You're always...
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Ay, chihuahua. Mama like.
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What?
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Fairest art thou not, forsooth.
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Not pretty as that cat in boots.
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We say "handsome."
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You must be destroyed!
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I do not want to hurt you.
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You're not going to.
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Demon wing and hangman's tree,
let there now a dragon be.
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No matter how bad a day is,
it can always get worse.
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Aw, is the pretty kitty in trouble?
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Handsome!
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You're pathetic!
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You should just go live in a barn
and catch mice.
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How did you know my retirement plans?
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You are nothing but a sad little kitten
with an adorable accent and tacky boots.
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No one speaks ill of my boots!
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No!
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No!
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You!
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What have you done?
263
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,923
That mirror was the source
of all my power.
264
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:52,846
It's not right. You're fairer than me
so you have to die!
265
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,016
Pay no attention to the words
of the magic mirror, Dulcinea.
266
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You, my dear,
are the fairest I have ever seen.
267
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,772
Aww.
268
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,525
What a lovely moment.
269
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:06,944
This guy. Am I right?
270
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,196
Tell me about it. Who is he, anyway?
271
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,783
I do not know. But I will find out.
This I swear!
272
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,160
Not likely, me Bucko.
273
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,413
And now, I think it's time
to give you a choice.
274
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:24,002
Will you kiss the Evil Queen,
or would a handshake be more keen?
275
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:28,382
Well, the handshake
would be more gentlemanly. Uh...
276
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,510
But, no. A kiss.
A kiss would make a better story.
277
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,593
Very well.
278
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,848
Before we do this,
there are some things you should know.
279
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:37,932
Yes?
280
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,935
Yes. Eh...
281
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,604
First, I ate some blue cheese
earlier today,
282
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,481
so I apologize for my breath.
283
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,359
Second, I am real and you are not.
284
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,987
What makes you think you're real?
285
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:56,451
I think I am real, therefore I am real.
286
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,287
I... think?
287
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,373
Stop wasting those lips on words.
288
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:19,224
♪ There's a cat
So much in love that ♪
289
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,937
♪ A rainbow tickles his toes ♪
290
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,107
♪ A lucky kitten ♪
291
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,484
♪ Solidly smitten ♪
292
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:33,614
♪ Flying and sighing ♪
293
00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:35,949
♪ He goes ♪
294
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:40,746
♪ La, la, la, la-la-la ♪
295
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,583
♪ La-la-la ♪
296
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,879
This must be the end of the tale, no?
I mean, we had a romantic kiss,
297
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,298
and you cannot get
any more ending-y than that.
298
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,717
No, of course this isn't the end.
299
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,761
What?
300
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:56,844
"The end."
301
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,307
Why am I laughing? This isn't funny.
302
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,976
That was only the end of this story.
303
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:07,439
There will be another and another
and another, forever!
304
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,408
No! No Little Bo Peep.
I have had enough of you, Storyteller.
305
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,827
Whoever you are, I am going to get you!
306
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:28,460
Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no. I hope you don't hit
my disembodied voice with your stick.
307
00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,505
Show yourself. I demand it!
308
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,923
Whoa!
309
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,970
What?
310
00:19:43,809 --> 00:19:46,353
Oh, uh... Don't bother looking in there.
311
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,188
It's nothing. You...
312
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,607
Wait a minute, this is just a painting.
313
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,697
What is this place?
314
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,575
Well, well, so you've found me,
Puss in Boots.
315
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,537
And now you know that I am...
316
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,707
Fartholomew Fishflinger!
317
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,878
It has been you this whole time?
But you sounded so different.
318
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:15,340
Mm-hmm. I can sound like anyone.
319
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:19,928
I am a fancy-pants cat
and I think I am better than everyone.
320
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:24,558
I'm a goody-two-shoes
and I don't know my book is dumb.
321
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,771
Uh, I'm Steve
and I smell like old dumplings.
322
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,939
Uh...
323
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:36,069
Okay, if you knew Steve,
that was so totally him.
324
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,529
Wait, when we last fought,
325
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,615
you had turned from a mouse
into a disembodied soul.
326
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:44,703
- Why are you back in mouse form?
- Oh, I'm so glad you asked.
327
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,289
It all began months ago.
328
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:51,918
As my soul floated up from San Lorenzo,
329
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,712
I saw before me a...
330
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:54,838
Hey, wait.
331
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,550
Do you really care,
or are you asking out of politeness?
332
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,136
Politeness. En Garde!
333
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:15,150
Oh, you should have stayed in the story.
Think of what fun it would have been.
334
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,568
It was no fun at all.
335
00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:19,613
I was maimed and beaten
in every way imaginable.
336
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,573
Oh, I didn't say fun for you.
337
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,005
Ah-ha!
338
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:41,092
Just as Dulcinea's power
came from her mirror,
339
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,720
your power comes from your pen.
340
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,430
What? Uh, no, it doesn't.
341
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,683
This story is over!
342
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,064
Hmm? Hmm? Uh-oh.
343
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,151
No!
344
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,911
We will meet again, Puss in Boots.
You can count on it.
345
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,164
Huh?
346
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:21,132
Some stories are best left unread.
347
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,596
Ooh!
348
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,267
The Adventures of Puss in Boots.
Hmm.
349
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,270
Never heard of him,
but this could be interesting.
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