Original subtitles

Come on...

Good morning. Miss Cheung!

Miss Cheung is coming

Poor!

Smile, please. Miss Cheung

Good morning! Good morning!

This is Miss Cheung's unlaminated collector's edition. who wants it?

I do! I do!

Morning! Morning!

Students come in and out of here What kind of staff room is this?

Stand up!

Good morning! Miss Cheung

Good morning class!

You're in Form 4, and will have to write the Certificate Exam next vear

Shouldn't you spend more time getting ready for it?

Why did you waste so much time writing me such stupid letters...

with such bad spelling and bad grammar

All you know is just chat-room symbols

What are these?

They mean you fascinate us!

I don't want to waste your time

Whoever wrote these take them back

If no one admits it now, and I later find out who wrote them

I won't keep Your secret

Lucky I found the letters when Sean Kung in 4C came to see me

If the headmaster ever finds out about it.

You'll suffer!

Sean Kung knows, then the whole world knows

Sorry. Miss Cheung, Sean Kung in 4C...

wants to tell me news at lunch

You should know that pagers aren't allowed in the classrooms

Stop this nonsense

Excuse me!

I happened to be passing and would like you to clarify something for me

Where is the headmaster's office. please?

Down this way and make a left

Don't move!

What are you trying to get in front of the class?

Nothing... nothing

Sorry! I'd better let you go on. Bye!

A cockroach?

Run!

Who did it?

Your buddies only chase my buddies but not me. Pheasant!

I don't like that!

Your buddies only chase my buddies but not me. Phoenix!

I don't like that either!

What do you think. Don Kam?

With my brain. of course!

We'll take whoever wins the fight. Of course

Mr. lng. some people are beating each other up!

What're you doing?

Call the cops!

We'll get in trouble

But I want to do my duty as a good citizen

Sorry. I have to push you aside

Kwun Tong football field here, some people are fighting

Send for the police!

According to sociologists' analysis.

Juvenile delinquents who tend to be rebellious...

are mainly rebels without a cause

We only have 20% success...

if we try to change them directly

So it's most effective to do it the opposite way...

to stop their rebellious behaviour

Listen up. all of you!

Fight the best you can!

The result of the analysis is...

this way is a complete failure

No motorbikes allowed on the football field!

Help!

A coo?

Police!

Hands up!

Why are you so late?

Why did you stop? Let's have a rumble. Come on!

Don't make fun of us. officer

Right! Let us go. officer!

Well. why were you fighting. then?

We weren't, we were just playing!

Officer! Officer!

They weren't!

I can witness that, they were fighting!

Yeah! They were fighting!

It's a misunderstanding! We weren't fighting, just plaving US football

Let me tell you, this is a British football field, not an American one

So I don't want you doing anything here that shouldn't be done

Clear?

Clear? Yes! Yes!

You heard what he said?

What?

Now. how can we recruit more kids?

How can we make big bucks?

Get someone to kill him. Willy!

I think this football field is a microcosm of society. Mr. lng

This job is very challenging

Your challenge was just over

Over!

Yeah! This is just a 2-hour temporary job

Go and change now

Must I?

This job means a lot to me

I can't afford to lose it

No change. no pay!

In that case... OK!

Let me know when you need any temporary workers again

I'm Mr. Nobody

Even 30 minutes is OK

- I'll go and change now - Fine!

Calling the police! What a troublemaker!

It's an honour to meet you. Mr. Headmaster

My late father taught me to pursue a favourable career path...

Just get to the point!

Give me a job!

What are you good at?

My wisdom improves greatly every day, I know everything

I don't really like boasting to colleagues

Yes! Yes! Headmaster, you don't have to worry about this

I spent 3 years studying Feng Sui

10 1/2 years reading comic Forgotten Chinese and Western

Chess. Go. Chequers

Interior design. image design. hair-styling

as well as head-styling

What are you doing?

I can cut your hair

No! I don't want a haircut!

It's OK! I also specialise in hydrology, architecture. driving

Come on. hold it!

Left turn, right turn, brake, check the rear mirror. blowing the horn

Behave yourself. will You?

These are all trivial domestic skills for leisure time

Anything academic?

Yes! I'll show you

I'll mix this liquid with that liquid

This is a once-in-a-lifetime event

Mix... mix!

The bell ringing to finish class

How I miss the bell ringing

It isn't the bell for finishing class

It's the fire alarm!

I'm not coming down

I'll kill myself in front of you. Miss Cheung

Don't be silly! Come down! We can talk about it

You don't understand the meaning of love from the bottom of my heart.

So I'll fall to the bottom to show you

Let me put the test-tubes back first

Help!

Let me go! Stop pulling!

Let me go!

Hold it tight. dude!

Thanks. Miss!

Don't do it again

Thank you. Miss!

Help!

Get me up... get me up! Help!

Nobody gave me a job

Enough!

Stop pecking my head

I can't find a job and have nothing to eat

and you peck my head

You pooped on me!

You're lucky! I could have roasted and eaten vou

Gee! I forgot! I'm not supposed to mention the word “eat”

Now I'm dead hungry

Stupid dog!

Give it back!

Stupid dog! It bit my burger and my hand!

Potato!

Have you found a job?

We haven't got a job yet!

Why don't you come up for a chat, Potato?

Ain't it better if you come down?

In fact. the boss didn't say we were fired

What's the rush to get a job?

Yeah. right!

But he put us in his comics all this time...

without giving us royalties

That's right! What royalties?

The picture rights!

Why don't we go back to the publishing office first!

Why did you ask me to come up here when you're in a rush?

How would I know? I didn't ask you

Potato! Potato!

Mr. Nobody!

Master O! Master Q...

I won!

You won!

You won the right to speak!

It's me to speak again?

No... Every time...

Why don't you guys come in?

Come on in!

Go in!

Say it. Potato!

Mr. Wong. we need to...

Not “need”. we demand...

OK! I know

We demand to...

That is...

You demand more holidays?

You want a raise?

No problem. as you wish

Good! Perfect!

I want to take you travelling, Mr. Nobody

Me? Travel?

Yes! I've been thinking about it for a long time!

I want to fish at Wudung Mountain

Wudung Mountain? Isn't that the place for martial arts films?

There's nothing to fish for there!

Yes! There is

I can even fish in my dreams!

I have to catch the plane

I'll help vou with the luggage!

What about us. boss?

Yeah! What about us?

You two aren't young anymore, it's time to make plans

We've been here for so many Years. boss!

You're always so generous to us. How can we leave you behind?

I want to stay here as long as I live

Me too!

Don't!

A death will devalue this house

So can we stay until the day before we die?

I have a special box for you

A special box?

Remember! Open it only when you're in danger

Let me have a look

Everything's packed!

Everything's packed. boss!

I'm going, bye now!

Bye, boss!

Let me be the boss

Let me sit down first!

So comfy!

Let me try!

It's not comfy!

Something's under my bum

Of course you're not comfy!

You're sitting on my legs

Why don't we open it, Potato?

The boss said don't open it unless we're in grave danger

Then don't!

Look! Master O!

The boss signed the cheque without filling in the amount

I'm loaded! So am I!

Don't worry!

How many digits should we write?

10 million! 10 million!

1 O million? No!

If he only has 1 million in his account.

The cheque will bounce

We'll lose 1 million. then!

You're right!

Make it 1 million!

No! If the boss only has $100.000.

The cheque will bounce

We'll lose $100.000. then!

What should we do?

Write $10. then

What's the use of 10 bucks?

Why don't we write $100.000 and give it a try?

Better not!

Give me that... Give me that...

See!

We don't even have the 10 bucks now

This is your pay

There are some pictures inside

That is your target

I only need one

Mark wants to know if you want the head, or watch it on TV. Don Kam?

I'll go and talk to him myself

Pick up the glass

Yes. Don Kam!

Watch your hands!

Yes! We will

Be careful not to leave any behind. This fake glass is very clear

Mark. I'd rather watch it on TV

Or ICQ is OK too

Master Luck is here. Don Kam

Bring him in!

I have so many visitors today!

I'll be right back!

Your guest is here. I'd better get going, Don Kam

Where's the back door?

That way

No need to see me out

This way. Master Luck!

I found what you wanted. Don Kam

I have what you wanted ready too. Master!

Where's Master's stuff?

Master

No hurry! My crystal ball can tell the future

99.9% accuracy

What does that mean. Master?

That is 999/1000

What about that 1/1000?

If you're trapped by that 0.001,

then you really deserve it

Will this crystal ball show me my lucky man?

Mainly. yes!

But You can't see him because you're human

Only I can see him!

MY God!

What's the matter?

Is this my lucky man. Master?

You may doubt me, but don't ever doubt God's will

And this is not just your lucky man.

But also your successor

You may become the Don of Hong Kong. Kowloon...

and the New Territories

Go and find out when Mark will carry out his orders

I must save this young cop

Yes. Don Kam!

Now I know why my Mom doesn't like to see us together

She doesn't like to see us together because she thinks...

I'm not caring enough, always late, not understanding, and...

sometimes I use bad language

But let me tell you why

It's because I'm not rich, also because...

I like you

Have you ever thought about what our future will be like?

Our future?

This is it!

Do You want it or not? Keep it

Let me think about it first

Keep it first

OK. I'll keep it and think about it

What's the matter?

I paged you, you left a message saying you'd get back to me later

I called your mobile phone. it wasn't on

Your voice-mail was full

I e-mailed you. You didn't reply

I went on ICQ. but couldn't hit you

What's the matter with you?

No need for so many details. What can I do for vou?

Don Kam wants you

Mark's here. Don Kam

Ignore that order. Mark

I'm telling you. Don Kam

I took the order. so the order is accepted

The whole underworld knows about it

What am I going to tell them if I don't kill him?

Are You out of your mind?

I'll still pay you, but you don't have to complete the order!

It's not a matter of money. it's pride

Pride?

Someone's trying to assassinate me!

Concealed weapon! Cover Don Kam, cover Don Kam

Blood!

See if my brains are leaking out

Since we've no money for food, we better shoot some more sparrows

Stop the noise, you're scaring them away!

Willy... there's some kind of hit man over there

Go and check it out. Willy!

Me?

What? You want me to go?

Come on. everyone!

What did you say?

All of you cover Don Kam

You 4 come with me!

Flying away? Gotcha!

Almost!

I missed again!

What're you 2 doing here?

Shooting birdies!

Shooting birdies?

You think my boss is a bird?

Does your boss fly?

Punch him! Yes!

Cool it!

He says to punch you. Potato!

Let's split!

Go get them!

Come on. Potato!

So many of them!

What're we gonna do. Master Q?

Don't come over...

Don't come over...

Come on. Potato!

Stop! Stop!

Swing!

Great! Master Q. You're so great!

Great at what? Run. man! Come on!

Turn around. merry go round

Run!

I am running!

Wait for me. Master Q!

Come on. man!

What're you doing, Master Q? What do you want?

Much faster this way!

Mas... ter... Q...

Watch it. dude!

What game is it?

I' m blacking out!

What's the matter with you?

Stop!

They're at our bums. Potato

May I? My dear!

Pick up the bag of birds

I got it!

Come on. sit still! Go!

Where' s the gun?

Quick. Master Q...

Come on! Be quick. Potato!

Wait for me!

We' re going down!

Be careful!

They're over there

Big trouble, man! Big trouble!

Has something happened?

OK... It's OK

Didn't you watch yourself crossing the road?

Officer, it's so nice to see you

Police! Let's go!

Call the nearest hospital

Tell them to get ready for a disastrous emergency here

Let me find out first Quick!

Come on. man! What're you waiting for?

This is Whampoa Garden on Tai Wan Road calling

Right! A man and a woman have been hit by a car

Excuse us! Excuse us. please...

If you have nothing to do. Don't do it here!

If you have anything to do. Don't do it here!

Where are all the doctors?

Come on. give us a hand!

Get me all the high tech equipment to save them

This is a matter of life and death! You're just too slow!

Where are the doctors? And the nurses?

Who wants a doctor?

We do! You're a doctor?

You look more like a patient!

Here are the 2 injured

They were hit on the head by stuff falling from a truck

We suspect the truck was speeding

I checked their pulses

both are 60

This nurse checked their blood pressure

I read them. they're 100. 200

My initial diagnosis is, the man is less badly injured

He doesn't have any visible wounds, he just fainted

But the woman is more serious

She had a seizure.

One pupil is larger, the other one is smaller

I think she needs treatment first

Who are you people?

They sent them here

I'll take care of them, no need to worry

Do You know who they are?

I checked this woman's identity card

Her name is Mandy Cheung

This man doesn't have an identity card

So I don't know what his name is

Take the one with the identity card in

Leave the one that doesn't here!

What?

I wonder what has happened to my lucky boy now

He's still unconscious

God bless my lucky boy

Cover Don Kam

What're you doing?

Preparing for surgery!

There's nothing for you people to do here. stand aside!

There's nothing for You to do here. Stand aside!

Go! Get ready to take action!

The target is over there

What're you doing here again?

We're here to help

The doctor said he didn't need your help. now get out!

I'm a Harvard PhD in Neuroscience. man!

Forget it! They are poor judges of character!

The pair of hit-men who mistook you for a bird. Don Kam.

Should I punch them?

No. as long as my lucky boy is all right

What time is it? I'm sort of hungry. Master Q!

Stop nagging!

I'll bake you some sparrows when we get home

Good idea!

How many sparrows did we shoot today?

Let me count...

Oh. we're dead meat! Oh. we're dead meat!

Don't be stupid!

The sparrows are dead meat. We'll just bake them a little longer

No! Look!

It feels pretty hard

it's illegal to keep weapons

Of course I know that!

Swallow it!

Come on!

Swallow it!

The grip is so big Swallow it!

Swallow it!

Swallow it!

Throw it into the garbage! Go!

What are you doing?

Throw it away!

I can't stuff it in!

What are we doing...

Visiting a patient!

Right! Visiting a patient!

Visiting a patient? Is that bag yours?

No... what bag? It's not mine!

Councillor. how's your daughter?

Are these all the reporters who came?

I notified many reporters. They're on their way

Slow down, the reporters can't take any pictures

Councillor. is your daughter all right?

I don't know. I'm very worried!

Is it because you didn't take good care of her?

Which newspaper are you from? Were you invited here?

How could I have neglected her? I take care of everything for her

Look over here. please. Councillor!

Not Yours? Let me take a look

Don't! You can't take it!

Must I show it to you?

Give it to me, otherwise I'll arrest you for obstructing an officer

Don't arrest me... don't!

This is Councillor Tam

I'm her assistant

Take a picture!

The Councillor's daughter had an accident and was brought here

Have You any idea where she is?

I didn't pay attention

I know a girl from a traffic accident was just taken into emergency

You... you look so familiar! Are you Master...

Master Q!

And You are...

I read your comics

The girl's having surgery over there

Won't you take her there. officer?

OK... That way!

Councillor. Councillor. this way!

Which way? Go! Go!...

We'll chat later

I feel bad when you feel bad, don't you know?

Quick!

Let's go! it's done. go. come on!

What?

You forgot something

That's not mine. that's yours

How could I have this thing? It's yours!

I told you it's not mine. You can keep it

I don't want it, you keep it

It's really not ours! Keep it as a gift!

Gift to you! Gift to you!

I don't want it!

You don't want it. neither do you?

So it's garbage!

Scared me to death!

Why did you take away my bed?

This belongs to the hospital

But I just slept on it

I slept on it for so long and no one said anything

You look perfectly all right, what's wrong with you?

Maybe I just look OK. but...

What if I'm suffering a serious internal injury?

There's nothing wrong with You

I... may be...

I...

What's wrong with me?

What's your name?

My name is...

What's my name?

I don't know your name!

What's my name?

Keep cool! Don't lose your cool!

What's my name?

What's my name?

What's my name?

Don't be like that! We're in a hospital!

What's my name?

Howard!

Howard!

He's calling you

He's looking at You

Don't be afraid!

What's the matter?

Nothing!

Nothing? Why did you come over then?

I didn't tell you nothing happened,

How do you know nothing happened?

Yeah! You're right!

I'm calling you!

Am I Howard?

Your name is Howard, your godfather is calling you

He's come to Dick You up!

Godfather?

Great... you're finally willing to call me godfather

You're no longer needed here. I'm his next of kin

You may go

It seems he's got someone to look after him. Master O

He doesn't need us anymore

Yeah! He's fully recovered!

Why don't we go and visit the other one?

Your daughter lost her memory due to shock. Councillor

Up until now

I'm still not sure whether it's permanent or temporary

Hi! Are you OK now?

Aren't you Mandy's friends?

No! We just brought her here...

after the traffic accident

Councillor Tam.

I think we should hold a Dress conference...

to show our gratitude to these 2 faithful voters

Don Kam. everything is ready...

for You and Howard

This way!

Say “Hi” to Howard

Say “Hi” to Howard

They're greeting you!

I know!

Not Hi. call me How!

Look. How! See how popular You are

Let us toast to our guests. my son!

Of course!

Let's toast our quests!

Come on...

Quick!

Quick...

Quick...

Quick! Come on!

Hello. everyone!

My godson has been out there on his own for a few years

Now he's decided to come back to me

Sol hope all of you can help me

to take care of him. to guide him

It's most important to cherish him!

Good!

I'm so happy today!

Are you. my son?

Yes. I am!

Get out of my way

Everything will come to us when we work together. my son

Hong Kong Island, Kowloon. The New Territories...

including Shenzhen... are under my control

Your car is over here. Don Kam

Please. godfather!

You first, my son

Thank you. godfather!

Cover Don Kam

Hang on. Don Kam!

We're almost out of danger

Get down!

Don't move

Get out slowly!

Just think, you must know how to sign your name. my dear!

She even forgot how to sign her name!

It's all because of us!

They're here. Mrs. Cheung

Send them in!

How are you. Councillor?

You are my daughter's saviours

Sit. please!

My last name is Tam

Well. its just a name anyway

To get to know each other better, why don't we just call you Rachel?

Excuse me, you are not to call the Councillor by her first name

It's OK. girl! It's just a name

Yeah! Just a name

Would you please go over this speech first

You two will have to say something at the press conference later on

The person described in this speech is greater than Confucius

more imperial than Napoleon, more philanthropic than Jesus Christ.

And more honest than George Washington!

That person is me

Does it mean we have to lie?

This is not lying. you just read from the speech

After the speech, you'll each get 100 free buffet coupons

Read the speech

Look! I remember my signature

Good for you!

So sign here quick, my dear! Come on!

So sign here quick, my dear! Come on!

Sign it! Mom wouldn't trick you. Come on. be good!

This is strange!

OK. OK. take Mandy for some make-up. girl

See You later!

You must remember what to say to the press. my dear

Don't worry, I'll help her with that

Let's go!

Why are you looking at my stuff? Give it back to me

This is your daughter's marriage contract

You conned your daughter into marriage when she lost her memory

This is between me and my daughter, it's none of your business

This is about our concern for her, it's none of your business either

Thank you for your concern

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Rachel Tam of the Demonic Party

The purpose of this press conference today

is to honour 2 courageous good citizens

They saved my dear daughter

Now let's have a few words from the heroes

The hero is me. I'm Master O!

Read the speech, if not we'll sue you for breach of contract

Please!

What do we do? I don't want to lie

Neither do I want to lose the buffet coupons

Go!

Hi. everyone! Watch me!

This show is performed after a long period of training

So adults and children don't ever try this, please!

Stop fooling around! Otherwise you will have zero buffet coupons

The show is over!

Children don't ever try this!

Where are you going?

Wait for me!

I suppose they're done

Now let's invite Mandy, the Councillor's daughter. to say a few words

I'm sorry. I'm no good at this

How about asking me questions instead?

Why don't you tell us about your relationship with your mom?

What is your mom like?

My Mom

She seems to have lost her mind completelv. Master Q!

I can tell!

I forgot all about my Mom's business

I forgot what my Mom wanted me to say

But I tried to memorise the speech she Gave me for a long time. I really did

What shall we do. Potato?

All I know is she lies all the time!

Big news!

Don't ask me that, I beg you

Tell us

No pictures.

Why are YOU pulling my hair?

Her mom treats her so badly, why don't we take her with us?

That's what I'm trying to do!

Go

Please excuse us

This way

Go

Stop Bushing!

Stop it! Stop!

You can ask me questions instead!

Where are you taking me?

Go quick. We shouldn't hang around here any longer

Focus yourself, Mandy! Stare at this pocket watch

Ready! 1. 2. 3

Left. right. left. right

Direction change

Up. down. up. down

Direction change, left. right. left. right

Now let what's buried deep in your mind all come up to the surface

Good things. bad things. just tell us!

Ready. go!

I met Master O when I was 7

He always rode on my shoulders and sat on me

which makes me now still as tall as when I was 7

He always pulled my hair

which is why I only have 3 left

He loves farting

which is why I always hold my breath

Wake up. come on! Pissed me off!

I don't understand, why would I have met Master O?

This is probably God's will. Which makes me...

I'm helping to retrieve Miss Cheung's memory

not Yours!

Oh yes! So. can You remember anything?

Right. can you?

I really can't

Don't lose your cool! Now you remember your signature

as well as bad things about your mom

It's likely you will remember everything!

Now put everything away

Go and take a shower and change

Get a good sleep. and you will be better

I don't have any clothes

I do!

So many of them! See which ones you like!

It's OK if you don't. I have some in my room

Come on over and have a look!

Are my clothes better looking than his?

Bullshit! My clothes are better looking than his!

You don't have better-looking clothes

You just have more clothes

You don't have better-looking clothes, you just have fewer clothes

OK. Each of you give me one. all right?

All right!

She lost her memory, which means she can't go to work

Why not let me replace her, so we don't have to hunt sparrows anymore

No! The headmaster thinks too badly of me

It's all right! Take me with you

My strengths will balance your weaknesses

You? You're weak, your hands are weak, your legs are weak

I really can't see what strengths you've got

Mr. Headmaster. it's time for class

But Miss Chan isn't back Vet

Send someone to replace her

But Miss Li has just called in sick, she's got a cold

Sick leave for just a cold!

OK! Let me replace her

Oh yes! Miss Cheung and Miss Chan are not back vet

You can't be sure about that Yes. I am

Morning. Mr. Headmaster. morning. Miss Chu

I know what to do!

Wong, a teacher caught a cold and was unable to come to work

Can You replace her? A qym class. Form 5B

I'm only a janitor. Mr. Headmaster

It's all right, you just have to play with the kids! Come on

OK! OK! Thank you!

Why are you still standing here? Go to class!

Students complain about everything these days

We'll be in deep trouble with the Department of Education if they complain about having no teacher

Who's going to supply-teach for Miss Cheung then?

Let me take care of it. You go to class first

I'll go now, Mr. Headmaster

It's you? What are you doing here?

And who the hell are you?

I'm here to balance his weaknesses

We would like to speak to the headmaster

He's in there. go in yourself. I'm busy

The headmaster is over there

Oh. yeah! Let's go!

How are you. headmaster?

How are you. headmaster?

What are you doing here?

Who is this?

This is my good friend. Potato. Bow!

We're here to replace Miss Cheung

Right!

How did you know Miss Cheung is absent?

Your memory is really bad

Didn't I tell you I was a Feng Shui expert?

How can I not know?

Are You really so great?

Go and take Form 4C now. will You?

Thank you, headmaster! Thank you for giving me this chance

What about me. headmaster?

I'm a Mr. Know-it-all

I know everything a teacher should know

I only have one vacancy now

That's the janitor

Fine!

Keep quiet!

I'm your supply teacher today, my name is Master Q

Miss Cheung has a day off today, so I'm replacing her

Attendance

Here!

But you are so tiny!

Who's James Bong?

Him!

You? Stand up!

Bend Your knees a bit

Who gave you this name?

James Bong, James Bong, this is too hard to remember

From now on I'll just call you 007

007. 007. it's easier to remember. right?

Sit!

Headmaster?

Why are you standing there? Come on in and we can talk

Miss Cheung is back! Welcome back. Miss Cheung

Quiet!

Now that Miss Cheung is back, so we don't need you anymore

Why are you here. Miss Cheung?

All of a sudden I recalled I was a teacher here

Mr. Headmaster. let me stay. Please! I beg you!

I can stand by for any work

We don't have a budget for that

No need for a budget! I'll work here until You're satisfied

I won't take a penny from you until you are

If you say so!

Of course I say so. will You say so?

Well. go and do some cleaning then

Cleaning what?

Clean the toilet. clean my office

Why are you cleaning the toilet here. Potato?

You must clean the toilet in the toilet!

Nobody will know we work here if nobody sees us

If no one knows then we'll get no salary

The headmaster only knows the toilet is cleaned

But he never knows who cleaned it, you got it?

I guess so!

Clean up here, clean down there, don't clean inside. clean

Clean

What are you two doing here?

Cleaning the toilet

Why don't you do it in the toilet?

Because we want the headmaster to see what we're doing

Excuse us

Sorry!

What happened?

If you let these morons stay. I quit

By all means!

Yo u

What a mess!

Shall we fill her post. Mr. Headmaster?

No! She's redundant anyway

She's my wife's cousin

I have wanted to see her disappear

Tidy up quick

How strange!!

Howard is training them like that. Would that work?

He calls this new administration. new style

Those kids need some training anyway

For fighting

you need a healthy body. sorry

To make money. you also need a healthy body

Really?

Morning. godfather!

Are those kids OK. son?

They' re pretty good

Faster!

Send best one here

I'll check him out

I can't hear you. louder!

What Sir? You're not a Sir

You'll get used to it. godfather

12138. my godfather wants you to come over

At Your service. Don Kam!

No need to be so loud

Treat me as if I'm from another gang

and came here to make trouble on your turf. What would you do?

Which precinct are you from, Mister? Who's your Chief?

I run the whole of downtown. so?

Sorry. Mister!

These are the suburbs

How come he's got handcuffs?

They each have them! Do you want some too?

Godfather!

Sunny is being bullied at the football field

Bullied. Sunny is being bullied?

Where is he?

Open your legs

Co-operate, Mister. thank you!

It's just a routine check

Are they down there?

Looks like it

Have you seen our schoolboy being bullied by mobsters. Mister?

There's one down there in school uniform.

Why don't you take a look?

Let him go!

Let him go! Let him go!

You 3 are so tough

You're so short. don't you dare!

Who are you?

I'm his teacher

His teacher! What do we do?

Come over

Quick!

I'm 12138, your student doesn't have his identity card with him

We have to take him back

Don't!

They wanted to write down my identity card number. but...

I'd left it at home!

Don't worry!

Send him to play football

You despicable. lowly. shameless. Cheap. rascal!

What did you say. bitch?

Get lost. Porky!

Get out of my sight. I'm a vegetarian!

Send him to play football. again

NOW!

I don't know how to play football!

No! Football. right? I'll play for him

If you lose. I'll leave with him

What if we win?

Let' s play!

I'm the referee. kick off!

No! How can the referee be one of your people?

Why not?

Madam! What's the matter?

I need your help

Yes! I love to help people

It's nothing serious, we want to play football

Would you be the referee?

OK. I'll give you a whistle

No need! I've got one myself

That's OK then

We'll each mark one of them

I'll mark this one

I'll let you kick off

I don't need your Permission

Kick off!

Rah! Rah! Officer!

Rah! Rah! Miss Cheung!

Rah! Rah! Officer!

Pass it to me

Don't pass it so high!

Give it to me. I'm over here!

Pass it

Stop it from the right, from the left. from the middle!

Not this time!

Stupid Potato. you shot the ball into our net!

You should have kicked it to that side. Potato!

It's not my fault. he charged me

Never mind! We'll just do a better job. OK?

Sunny. you'll be the goalkeeper!

Mark them closely!

Come and get it! Come on!

Pass it to me

Master Q...

What are you doing?

I have a good kick indeed. Master Q

I just can't get my hands on the ball

Give me the ball!

Later. OK!

Deal!

Potato!

A thundering kick!

A powerful sweep!

Great!

What's the matter with you, referee? You headed the ball in for them!

This goal doesn't count!

The referee can't play, so I couldn't have headed the ball in

The students won 1 point. start again!

I passed to Master Q, it was me who passed it to Master O

Spinning it on the little toe!

Potato's kick

Somersault kick!

Hand of God!

No hands!

What's the matter with you?

Score! Start again after half-time

Pass it!

This way!

Shoot!

Why didn't you whistle. referee?

Whistle for what?

They didn't break any rules

What are we to do?

What? Let's wait and see

Wait and see!

Stop!

What should we do now. Master Q?

Kick it!

Pass it!

Shoot!

Come on

This way!

Somersault kick!

Sorry. Madam. does it hurt?

The referee can't play, so it doesn't hurt

Keep going!

There's garbage on the field

What now. referee?

Sorry. this isn't garbage. it's mine

Keep going!

Keep going!

Rah! Rah! Miss Cheung!

Time's up!

End of game

Great! Our teacher is great!

You' re fantastic. Mandy!

You're amazing!

What's there to be so happy about? It's just a tie!

A tie means you won

Don't leave your identity card at home anymore

Don't be rude!

Yes. Miss!

We won

Don't be rude!

Stop messing with my head!

It's getting late. Potato and I are hungry

Can You cook for us?

Don't bug me!

I remember many things

But not this key! I can't remember who gave it to me

But I know it's from someone who loves me a lot

But I forget what he looks like. Jesus!

Say something if you want to eat!

I'm really hunqry!

You still have to eat even when You're upset. Mandy

Useless!

Show-time! Watch me!

Just look, OK! Don't ever try it!

Potato!

Let's eat!

Open Your mouth

Are You sure?

OK! Enough!

Have you been in love?

Do You know what love is about?

I'll leave you alone. just keep trying

Was I too mean?

The fact is. Master Q was hurt

It was devastating

It's so nice to listen to. Master Q

Only you can play the Erhu like a violin

You're my devotee. Miss Chan

I have a gift for you

This is for you

For me?

I like it very much

I like this the best of all the wedding gifts...

I received

Wedding gifts?

Yes! I'm marrying Chiu next week!

Marrying Chiu?

Marrying Chiu. why?

I think I owe him an apology

No need. Mandy!

He'll be OK in a minute

Now I know what I want to do

What?

To cook

You do the cooking. I'll do the dishes

I'll do the eating

No problem about that

I knew it!

Let me know when dinner is ready

I'm here, godfather! The people you wanted me to pick up are not here

Over there. go over there! Come on. quick!

The bad guys are getting into the car. Ls our side here vet?

What are you doing?

Did Don Kam send for you?

What are you doing?

Do your job!

What job? You're stealing!

We are robbers

Go! Let's go!

The cops are after us

Shoot them!

Don't

Police protect citizens

They're not protecting us!

Attention, all units: the suspects' car is now heading for North Point

Send backup

It's not right to steal!

Just drive. man!

I am driving. I am driving!

Don Kam! How come Don Kam has a godson like you?

Why did you drive us into a dead end?

Many police!

No... no more bullets

Get me bullets!

No more bullets!

No bullets

Why did you drive us into a dead end?

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Don't be afraid! Give me the guns. The guns!

What are you doing?

They won't fire at us. then!

Officer. it's Fred

I haven't seen him for ages in the station, is he undercover?

Stop asking. you know this is top secret

Go and stand guard over there

Superintendent Hugh, did you assign Fred to be undercover?

Undercover means top secret.

You shouldn't ask even if you know. Understand?

Yes sir!

Let me take care of this. we can negotiate

Good for you. buddy!

Let me talk to him

What's the situation like over there?

They've run out of bullets

Well done! Well done!

How do you get along with them?

We're OK! Nothing special

Don't push them too far

Special Department. right?

I know it's hard to tell between colleagues and rivals

Yeah. man!

You're a lot more mature now

Many people say that

What should we do now?

I don't know

I know you've run out of bullets

Even if you hadn't, can you stand against 28.000 HK police?

You'd better do what this guy did, turn yourselves in

Then your situation won't be so serious

If not. I'll count to 3

Your situation will be a lot more serious when you're arrested

We can't escape. we'd better surrender

Surrender!

Don't shoot!

Get in the car. get in the car!

Move! Move!

Get this one in the other car

OK! Go!

What happened? Are we getting in this car?

I'm letting you go

You... you're letting me go?

Really?

Thank you. officer! Thank you!

You're welcome! We're on the same team

That's it. bye!

Why... why did you hit me?

Then they wouldn't suspect you!

After this time.

Howard has learned what an underworld orqanisation is

You surely know how to teach your godson. Don Kam

I don't need books to teach my son

Experience is all that matters

Godfather. godfather

The guys you asked me to pick up were all bad gangsters. godfather

It's lucky! How lucky! The police took them all away

You must be careful of people you meet from now on. godfather

I think you should do the same. Willy!

From now on, spend more time in bookshops, see more... well...

Speed up a bit, or there won't be time to decorate the place

I told you to call her Miss Cheung in school!

Where do you want this painting. Miss Cheung?

This painting is very important

The headmaster wanted it in the middle of the auditorium

Be careful. OK?

Remember. right in the middle

All right!

What are you doing here?

Your party tonight needs a live band, so here we are

We're not kidding

Well. get ready, then

Master O! Be careful!

Hold me

OK! Move over a little bit

We're OK. Miss Cheung, we're both OK

Right. Nothing

The painting!

What's wrong? The painting is ripped. You're dead. man!

I would like to look at the painting first

Cover it! Cover it!

Headmaster!

This is Mr. Louie

How do you do?

He donated a lot of money to our school

He says he's well acquainted with the Chief Executive

He came especially to look at the painting

It's over there

OK! Let's go. shall we?

Why don't we watch the students dance first. they're all well-rehearsed

But our quest is here to see the painting

It's all right. since we're here

we might as well take a look

Sure! This way. please!

Even although I'm fated to be Door.

At least I worked hard and found it was all right

I don't feel tired wasting all that time

Having fun with you is most important

No matter what problems we face.

I have dreams and I'll fly high

If I want fame or fortune.

Will it depend on luck or weather?

Don't pretend the moment we're alone together

We need to give up our pride to talk about love anyway

I'm ready to enjov it when others get rich

My fate will change too sometime. one day

Taking a deep breath

Taking a big leap forward

I don't care what is right

Right or wrong I won't give up

Even if something important goes wrong. I don't care

I just want to look for you

Opening my arms in silence

I'm willing to pretend for you

Why don't we go and look at the paintinq now. Mr. Louie?

The painting? Oh. Yes! Let's go!

Headmaster. let me do it

This was probably done 1 O years ago

I was really so fat 1 O years ago

Fun?

What do you think?

Pretty good! Pretty good!

Very well! Very well!

Let's move on! Fine! Move on

I'll see you out Fine!

I'll see them out

Why are you still here? The rehearsal is finished!

I'm waiting for you

Shall... shall we find some place to have a chat?

I want to go home

Let me take you home

I'm used to going home by myself

I want to tell you something

Tell me now

Let's sit down first

Give me a chance! Let me be your boyfriend!

Why is Mandy walking so fast?

Why are you walking so fast, Mandy? Wait for us!

Tell him not to follow me

Do you mind? Mandy doesn't want you to follow her

So please stop following her!

Where are you going. Miss?

I want to report to the police

The report room is on the first floor

Where are you going?

Sorry. officer

It's you! Long time no see. You finally showed up

Go in!

Thank you! Thank you! Thanks!

Good afternoon. Sir! Where are you going?

We're looking for the officer

It's so busy today!

Officer? Every man in there is an officer

Officer. I'm here to report a case

Report what case?

I was harassed

Long time no see! Where do you report for duty now?

I'm sorry! I have things to do. You got a transfer?

You finally showed up. Fred!

I would like to speak to the Station Commissioner. officer!

Station Commissioner?

She's Councillor Tam's daughter

Potato

What?

Look! 5883

What about it?

That officer's car

If he's here. of course his car is here

I thought of a way to play a trick on him

He can't just harass Mandy like that

Yes! This is Superintendent Hugh

All right! OK. OK! Slow down!

She is not clean

I didn't say she is not clean

Special case. serious suspect

Forget it. It's OK!

Just say "Yes!" to whatever Fred says

OK, OK! I understand! I don't need you to tell me what to do

You must submit a detailed report to me

Why did no one ever notify me about this?

Come in!

May I come in?

Certainly!

You are in!

I want to sue him for harassing me. Officer!

He follows me day and night, threatening my security

Is that right?

He's following you because there's something wrong with you

You must explain why he's following you

Do You want me to explain?

Am I handling this right?

No need to take it so seriously, but I would like to listen to her explanation

He's not clean. officer

You may check his record. maybe he...

Fine... wait

Let me remind you. officer!

He has a very complicated background

You have to be very flexible if you want to help him

My junior told me all about it already

You're the plaintiff, you take charge of asking questions

I'm the one who's reporting to the police. officer

Ain't I under protection?

That's why! I followed you to protect you

Excuse me, there's something I don't understand here

Are You trailing her or protecting her?

What difference does that make?

I got it! I got it!

What you most need now is protection. understand?

Only I know whether I need protection or not

I hate people following me around

How can he trail you without following You?

OK! This has nothing to do with you at all

Why are you here then?

How did I know how things were done here?

What's wrong here?

I don't see anything wrong here

We all do things according to the rules

But I realised from the beginning

you never give a direct answer to a single question

I think it's hard for you to act the innocent

Do you suspect me? What did I do? What did I do wrong?

Tell us

You're wrong not to trust me. understand?

Really?

I think every body should be given a very

very fair... chance to try

What's wrong with me?

You' re very wrong!

Because I've already got a boyfriend

He gave me a key, and I believe he'll come back to me one day

If your boyfriend got you simply by giving vou a key

well. I have so many keys here

Does that mean I should have many girlfriends?

Why don't you want to open another lock?

Opening every lock I see means philandering to me

Is it cool to play with keys now?

Perfect! Come on in, I don't know what to do with them

Help! The Superintendent can't calm them down

You do what you like, and you never care what other people feel

The world would be disastrous if everybody was like that

It's cool!

Done! He can't follow Mandy anymore

Great!

It's 5883. Master Q

Shall we disable it too? Let's take no chances

What are you doing?

How dare you fool around in a police station!

What did they do?

They disabled your car

Why?

The colour is lousy

What's that got to do with you? It's not your car!

Now I know, lousy colour has nothing to do with me

Let them go! They're my friends

Are You sure?

Positive!

You must pay him respect. He has special status

What about my car?

You can file a claim with the department concerned

Thank you. officer!

Have a drink! Come on. cheers!

Great! Hotpot is great!

Do You like hotpot. eh?

I do! I've never had it before

I know. because you're short

So You never had hotpot!

What do you mean I'm short? I can make myself taller than you

Let me show you!

No point doing that

She only remembers that nut

We didn't order any nuts, officer! Would you like any?

Would you like cashew nuts, hazelnuts. peanuts. coconuts?

I don't mean that kind of nut

I mean the nut that Miss Cheung can't recall!

I know... l know I'm wrong

But I can't abandon my godfather because of a girl

Do you know how great my godfather is?

When I was 3 months old, he had no money to buy me milk.

God knows how he got a cow home to give me milk

Also he had no money for diapers.

He brought home used toilet paper from the public washrooms.

Cleaned them for his own use

and saved the new ones for my diapers

Is this really true?

It sounds so fake! Do you believe this?

He brought me up, I can never pay him back in my whole life

Hopeless! Keep eating

His godfather is an accomplished liar

Eat it hot!

So tasty! Yours is tasty!

Actually I owe my godfather my life

He saved me once

Put it beside me Put it beside me

Put it in the middle. then

Even so...

I still hope... l can be...

Miss Cheung' s boyfriend

Wait a minute! The meat is raw. officer

ls there really that big of a difference?

It's big!

Is there really that big of a difference between that jerk and me?

Well, when you come to think of it, the difference isn't that big!

Eat it if You like it!

You eat it. I don't want any more

OK! Eat quick! We'll get going

Tasty! So tasty!

Really tasty!

Lucky I didn't spill it!

Aren't you afraid of the heat?

It's very hot!

See how wasteful you are!

How can I waste any? Dip it then eat it!

You'll get diarrhoea from that!

I won't waste any food even though I must sacrifice my health

Sacrifice?

Yes! Sacrifice!

As long as Miss Cheung is happy

I'm willing to sacrifice anything for her

Since she misses that jerk so much

I'll help her to find him

Stop scratching. your head's bleeding. Don Kam

What else can I do? My head is itchy!

Didn't you use the shampoo I bought you?

Where are you going. Don Kam?

To practice Kung fu

By the Six Elements Invincible Kung fu, my mentor will possess me

What's wrong. Don Kam? Don Kam

What happened?

What's the matter. Don Kam? What happened?

Glass. I got cut

Why is there real glass here?

What real glass?

It's real glass! Hold Don Kam up

Hold Don Kam up

Sit. Don Kam! Be careful!

Get out. go away

Are You OK. Don Kam?

Bleeding

I've got to tell you what I've noticed all this time

I find these things are really worth thinking about

That Master Luck said Howard is your luckv boy. riqht?

But as soon as you said you wanted to save him. your head was broken

As soon as you made him your godson, you your bum was injured

And then your head got itchy. and then

The whole thing is bad luck one after the other

This Master Luck must have lied to me

Send someone to Thailand to do him in

Do Luck in

Got it!

I have got inside information

Don Sing is returning to Hong Kong soon

Then...

I can't be Don anymore

I have to scram. I really don't want this happen

All business will depend on you from now on

Don't worry, Don Sing

Hand over the business, I must turn it from deficit to profit

By the time you are back, they will be ready for you to take over

You're really my good blood brother

What do you suggest. Willy?

It seems Howard is not your lucky boy

He's Your bad luck charm

No wonder I've been having all this trouble lately

Officer! Hi! Officer!

Amazing! Did you drink all this? There you are. Master O!

It's OK! It's all settled

You're even more amazing!

Are You nuts?

You're squatting here to blindside me?

I'm really sorry, you'll just have to get used to my height

Because it makes no difference whether I squat or stand

Oh, yes, officer! Everything you were looking for is all here

Remember! Don't beat up that jerk when you find him

Miss Cheung is not going to like it

Do I need you to remind me?

Everything I do is to make Miss Cheung happy

Love is such a great thing!

If you had let me date Miss Chan back then

Chiu wouldn't have had a chance. Master Q

Are you nuts? You're sitting on my friend

Sorry. I drank too much! I thought he was a stool

3 years ago

someone sat on me like that. my friend

Since then. I swore to myself

I would never let anyone sit on me like that anymore. You got that?

You want trouble, don't you?

Potato!

Do You want him to apologise?

So big!

What else can you do apart from beating people up?

Sorry. Sir!

100 mush-ups!

Sorry

100 push-ups! I pity you!

Frankly. officer!

You're basically a nice person

apart from drinking and playing with this kind of stuff

Have YOU ever thought of being a real officer?

I shall seriously think about your suggestion

Well then. let's go. Potato!

Goodbye. Sir!

Save the push-ups for the evening!

Whistle for now

The officer whistles today not for selling pirated products

nor fighting. nor debt collecting

he has a more important assignment for you

Here's a bag of keys. they are all the same

Split them among you

Whoever can find the door for this key first

will replace me

I wanted you here just because you said you used to work in a factory

Hey. No-name. Come over here

Help me to see if this spelling of Check Li is wrong?

Although the "Ch" and "ck" look awful, they aren't wrong

The "e" is very nicely written

but it should be a "u"

Really?

Maid!

Open the door!

Hello madam!

It seems Mrs. Fan's is missing. Check it out!

We must send one to Mrs. Fan

This one. K. H. Tung.

Send one to his office. Another one to his home

Getting more than he needs is better...

than getting nothing from us

So you're back, my girl! It's nice to see you back home

Do you know I've been looking all over for you?

Come on. sit down. and tell me slowly

I've been to all the places you went

I even called St. Mary's where you work

I changed my job

How come I didn't know?

I told you a year ago

Is that right?

Congratulations!

Not me!

Mom. you

After you

After me?

I came back to ask you who my boyfriend is

Why am I getting married all of a sudden?

Charles. I forgot something

Which Charles?

The Charles who was robbed 23 times and still had HK $9.9 billion left

Excuse me! I'll be back!

My dear future in-law, why did you let me subscribe so little to your ♪1997 stock?

Don't think you can rip me off?

We'll make money together, otherwise why should we be in-laws?

Subscribe to ♪1997 for me, right now! Making big bucks for sure. OK?

I don't want to get married. must I?

Yes. You must! You signed the contract!

When Howard hands this to Don Sing

you press this remote control, Don Kam

They will both disappear from the world

And Your head won't itch anymore

How do I look. Mandy?

You look better

You look better!

If you don't want to get married. Just don't!

The contract is signed. how can I back out?

So pretty! You look like Snow White

Oh. yes. Mandy! Someone is here for you

Trying on the gown?

I'm getting married tonight

Why don't you come to the wedding?

I'm going!

Where are you going, officer?

Is he in a hurry?

No! He has to do something for his godfather at the Convention Centre

He's not in a hurry

Oh, yes, Miss Cheung! This is the address of the door for your key

The officer wants you to keep it

Come on!

In such a rush?

Serve you right!

Thank you very much!

I'd better get going too

Oh. sorry

I didn't see anything. officer!

This is the floor

Let me look!

Over here. Mandy! Come on over. Mandy!

Come over here

Is this really it?

It seems nobody is in

Oh. yes! Mandy. you have the key

Try it! Try it!

This is better than our place!

Go in and take a look. Mandy! What a nice place!

Look. Mandy!

Why is it them?

Where is he?

I think he went to the promenade at the Convention Centre

Shall we go with Mandy, or stay here to guard the flat?

We're going with Mandy. of course! Idiot!

She's gone! Let's take the staircase!

You talk too much! Go!

So many staircases!

What are you doing?

It goes faster this way

Wait for me!

This is so high

Wait!

It's trapped. it hurts!

Come on. quick. Mandy! Quick!

Please wait!

Minibuses don't go that way, take public transport!

Wait for me

Almost. come on

Don't mention it!

Be careful!

Lucky we're all right!

Taking a taxi is faster! No stops!

That's right!

What are you doing?

He's our friend. we're together

Get in. quick!

Promenade at the Convention Centre. dude!

Got it!

What splashed on my windscreen?

Why are you driving my car away?

Be careful!

Back off!

Back off!

Why aren't you driving?

Why are you not driving?

I can't see anything. I can't drive!

Stuck!

What happened? Did you find Mandy?

I'll be damned

Just drop dead. will You?

Make yourself at home! Play some mah-jonq first!

Make yourself at home... Thank vou... Thank you for coming!

Don't tell me you haven't picked up my daughter yet

What do you want me to do? The quests are all here!

Yes, Mrs. Cheung!

Don't tell me you have to write me a speech to explain to my guests

why my daughter isn't here

Yes, Mrs. Cheung! Mrs. Wonqg is here. Mrs. Cheung!

Mrs. Wong, it's so nice to see you here, You're so beautiful tonight!

Don Kam wants us to deliver this gift to Don Sing. officer

It just seems a bit strange

It's all right!

He saved my life. I don't mind being his messenqer

You're right!

Oh, yes! Where are we supposed to meet Kammy?

The place where you recruited him

He's still pretty loyal to you. Don!

Loyal? If you became Don

would you give me back the business peacefully?

Yes. we would! Surely!

We have to make sure everything is all right. If anythinq goes wrong

kill him!

Yes! We got it, Don!

That cow over there looks so much like a don. officer!

I wonder if he is Don Sing?

Make a left turn over there. At a 35 degree angle

Got it! Keep cool! Keep cool!

Anyway. we should be faster

75 degree angle. turn right

Got it!

Over there. officer!

Calling control! We have found a suspicious taxi

driving dangerously. We're following it

Many police cars are after us. Master Q

Do you know what happened?

Not Vet! I only know the police are after us

Did Don Kam tell you

what to do if anybody like Don Sing appears. officer?

The secret code is "The quest is here!"

Stay where you are. please!

Kammy didn't come. Don

Only 2 dumb kids are here. Don Sing!

A. go and check him out

Did Kammy send for you?

It's Don Kam. not Kammy!

I' m his godson

My godfather has a gift for Don Sing

Open it and see what's inside!

Godfather said no one else is allowed to open it without his permission

Open it!

Don Sing's men are playing tricks, Don Kam. They want to check Howard's box

Why don't we just press the button now?

No hurry! They're so far apart

I'm afraid he won't be blown up

If you want to kill me. kill me now!

12138 doesn't have much patience

What's 12138?

It's me!

Leave the police car to us. Mandy!

Go and look for him

Come on over. police car!

Shall we send B to help. Don?

Let's wait and see for now

Don't move!

Let her go!

Don't do anything stupid!

Let her go!

Don't harm her

Don't harm her

Why did you grab her?

To keep her hostage, we're not plavinq hide and seek

Let her go!

Let her go? Where's Kammy?

I won't betray my godfather. Let her go!

I'll be your hostage

You aren't your godfather's man. Fred!

You are a police officer

He wouldn't believe you. You can't trick him!

How can I be a police officer?

Do You believe it?

I'll be your hostage. let her go!

If you don't. I'll shoot you!

Can you? Try it!

Come on!

Stop!

Stop!

Run quick. Potato!

Don't run too fast, Master Q! Stick with me. stick with me!

You're behind me, so you're sticking with me, not me sticking with you!

Stick with me. Potato!

You're sticking with me. You're behind me!

Don't move!

Oh. boy! So many police!

Emergency! Stay away

Godfather!

Yes sir!

Why are you here?

I have no time to explain, my godfather is in trouble

Let my godfather go!

Let him go! Don't shoot!

Police!

Don't do anything stupid!

There are so many police on the shore

You can't escape even if you kill me

I'm not letting you go!

Let go! Let go of me!

Here I am!

Master O! Master O!

Ain't I invincible?

You really are. However...

you just beat up pedestrians

This hurts so much!

What a mess!

I just want to conquer the bad and bring peace to society.

I'm sorry!

Don't cry. little thing!

See how cute I am?

Let my godfather go!

I told you he's not your godfather

You're not a rascal. You're a police officer!

Your name is Fred! Look!

How come I'm here?

You remember what happened to you now?

What happened, Officer?

Who are you?

What happened?

Look!

Such a trivial thing. you can settle it!

Why are you dressed like that?

Just forget it

It's Mandy!

Go get him!

Put away the guns

Just a fistfight!

The Six Elements Invincible Kung fu, the mentor is here

Such a happy ending is rare!

Bad guys beating up bad guys!

A new model of mobile phone!

Don't even think about it. it's mine!

Come with me. please!

I want to have a word with you!

Don't embarrass me in front of strangers, I'm warning you!

I warn you

Anything you say can become evidence against you for breach of contract

Start recording!

It is recording!

Let me have a look! Come on. Potato!

What are they doing?

Her mother is preaching again

What have you got to say to the tape recorder, my girl?

I have already grown up. Mom!

I'm able to make my own decisions

Don't forget! You signed the contract

The contract states all your decisions are mine to handle

I also have medical proof that you are mentally incompetent

You are unable to make any decisions

I can send you to the mental hospital any time I want

Excuse me. Councillor. I...

Shut up!

And you! I can sue you for kidnappinq my daughter

You take tainted money, and you're hooked up with the underworld

And you two, if anything goes wrong, I'll sue you too!

We're in grave danger now

let's open the box Mr. Wong gave us. Potato

The special box!

Is this it? A $100.000 cheque?

We didn't have to run around for jobs if we knew about this earlier. man!

Damn right, man! But this cheque isn't any use now!

It can't help Mandy!

Did Mr. Wong write my name on the cheque?

Hold it for me!

I have fifty thousand

Oh. my cheque!

It's fixed!

Mine

I believe you must be very familiar with the law. Councillor

Now you're forcing your daughter to do something against her will

You' re threatening her!

MY God!

My daughter is feeling sick again

I have to send someone to take her to the mental hospital

Oh what?

No pictures!

OK... We have a headline now!

No pictures!

Not even one single catch after fishing for so lonq!

I want to go home!

Don't

I'm ready to become a Taoist here

You'll have ample time to do what you want

You don't want to embarrass yourself in front of Master Q, do you?

I won't go home without a fish

I have to show Master O the fish I caught

I got it! I got it! I got a big fish!

Amazing! Amazing!

Such a big Hokkaido puffer fish

We can eat it baked and roasted tonight! It's just great!

I got a fish! I got a puffer fish!

So there you are!

You can't even tell the difference between fresh water and sea water?

How can you get a sea-water puffer fish on a mountain too. man?

Why would a person who has drawn Master O for decades

care whether or not there are puffer fish on Wudong Mountain?

Damn right!