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Previously on Niko and the Sword of Light...
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A ping-beetle! That's gotta
be how Nar Est is tracking us!
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Father had me learn 90 million
customs from around the world.
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I truly wish I had
your faith in her, Sargous.
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You have to sever the link.
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You'd have no way
to contact us.
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Corondolet would be cut off
from our source of magic.
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Would you let humanity
fade to nothing?
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Enough, Belatha.
We'll know when
they've succeeded.
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For now, we wait.
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At least there's nothing
in these parts
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that's trying to crush us.
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[roaring]
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I am Niko, and this
is my Sword of Light!
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I am here to free my people
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and defeat the darkness
forever!
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[loud stomping]
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- Have no fear!
- No, Niko!
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I shall dispatch this monster.
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Monster?
Your group interrupts
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my formal roaring practice,
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and I'm the monster?
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You offend me!
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I was coming to see
if you were hurt.
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Niko, put your sword away.
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Sigurden,
I'm trying to practice
my formal roaring, ja?
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Ja, apologies.
I came over to see
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if these clumsy Shrufgumpers
were injured
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and they call me names
and threaten me with a sword.
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Ja? You should file
a complaint. Ja?
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Ja! Please to come with
to Bureaucratis
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where I can register offense.
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It's protocol.
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Of course, good creature.
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Why don't you
lead the way?
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- Hmm?
- Time to go.
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Escape?
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Wily Mandok!
An excellent idea!
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No. Trying to run
would only make it worse.
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These are Umlauti.
They can help us.
Stay cool.
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"Cool?" It's freezing.
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Colder than
an Ungamunt's breakfast.
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The tribunal
is in session!
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I am Secretary Offishiss.
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One of you threatened
a citizen of Bureaucratis
with a weapon?
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This is a grave offense.
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Secretary Offishiss,
I am Princess Lyra
of Corondolet,
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and this whole thing is
a big misunderstanding.
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Corondolet? Truly?
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[low snarling]
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Are you here to re-establish
diplomatic relations?
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Because, in that case,
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you would have
diplomatic immunity.
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What is this
"diplomatic immunity?"
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It means you cannot be punished
for most infractions.
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Oh really?
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Diplomatic immunity!
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Brave Umlauti!
You must aid us in our fight
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against the evil Nar Est,
who has imprisoned Corondolet,
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and casts an ever-darkening
shroud over the land!
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- The nerve!
- Terrible protocol.
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Niko!
[nervous chuckle]
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He means we have much
to speak of
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after our two great peoples
reestablish relations.
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You may rest
in the Corondolet Suite.
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It has not been used
in 768 years,
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but we kept it tidy.
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We shall have tea
in an hour, ja?
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Tea! Um, ja. Great.
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The accommodations
are most satisfactory.
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Not too shabby.
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Why are you so
ill at ease, Lyra?
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This place has many rules,
and you do love rules.
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We're having a tea ceremony!
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You say those words
as if we were facing
a Mutanasaurus.
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This is much worse.
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The Umlauti are
real sticklers
for protocol.
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If we offend them
in any way,
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they'll throw us
in the Ice Caves
for an eternity.
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We are having tea.
Is that not a beverage?
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You'd be more worried
if you knew about
the Wrong Spoon War.
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Or the Spilled Sugar Cubes
of Harvest Brunch,
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or worst of all--
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the Terrapinian
Hicca-Burping Incident.
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Take a look.
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This is the short version
of Umlauti customs and protocol.
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The full version wouldn't
fit in this room.
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Chapter 27, section 16,
paragraph 11, part C.
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On meeting an Umlauti
wearing a hat,
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in weather that does not
call for a hat,
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it is best not to
comment on the hat.
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Please do not make me read this.
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Blast it, Niko! Blast it!
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Read, if you need
something to do.
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Whoa!
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I have never seen myself
without pond ripples.
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I am quite striking.
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- Dark sorcery!
- Huh?
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That's not sorcery, Niko.
That's home!
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The palace of Corondolet!
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How hard can it be to find
a pint-sized champion,
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a bratty Princess,
and a rodent?
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Especially when they
keep getting involved
in my master plan?
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They do keep getting
involved in your business.
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I just said that.
Were you not listening?
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[groans]
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Now, let's see.
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Before my Ping-Beetle
went kaput--
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Of course. They were
approaching the Peaks of Peril.
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That's Umlauti territory.
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If they manage to get
those beasts on their side,
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it could tip the scales.
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If you would just answer
the Umlauti diplomatic
questionnaire...
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Never!
I don't want allies, Rasper.
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I want groveling subjects.
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Like this Rabbitora.
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Hey! I was gonna eat that!
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You'll get nothing and like it.
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Huh. That's a big fine
for shedding in public.
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Come on, come on.
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Staring at this seems
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to not be the best use
of our time.
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This is an opti-locutor.
I can't believe it's
still working.
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If it's active on
the other side, it should--
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There! Sargous! Belatha!
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I told you the opti-locutor
had been activated!
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Princess Lyra!
Thank goodness you're safe.
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And the champion?
Is he with you?
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Yes. I am Niko,
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and I am honored
to serve.
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There is no danger
I will not face,
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no evil I will not fight,
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and no water slide
I will not ride!
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Niko and I are in Bureaucratis.
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What are you doing there?
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It's a long story,
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but we're about to have tea
with the Secretary.
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- Surely not!
- Oh, anguish and woe!
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Yes. Never has sipping tea
been so treacherous.
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Princess Lyra, the Umlauti
have the last great army
in the land.
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You must gain them as allies.
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I will do my best.
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Wait.
Why is it so dark there?
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Without the shard our
protective magic is weakening.
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When it's gone,
the city and all
within it shall be lost.
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We have but days left.
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Provided that beastly bird
doesn't peck us to pieces
before that.
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- I didn't know.
- You were right
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to sever your link with us,
Princess.
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Niko is truly
our last and only hope.
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Fear not.
Nar Est will be defeated
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and you shall be saved.
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Act quickly, little champion.
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For all our sakes.
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And whatever you do
at the tea ceremony,
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do not say thank you.
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Sargous! Belatha!
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Come back!
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No matter.
It is up to us now.
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Right. Get ready for
a crash course in tea
ceremony protocol, Niko.
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You too, Mandok.
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Did you know this thing
has a massage setting?
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One minute of non-threatening
small talk begins now!
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For the love of pudding...
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Secretary Offishiss...
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how has the weather been
in Bureaucratis?
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[muttering]
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Princess Lyra.
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The weather here
has been...
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moderately nice.
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Tea is served!
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Wish I had diplomatic immunity
from people hollering.
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You can do this.
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A satisfactory start,
Princess of Corondolet.
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Only twenty-eight steps
to go, ja?
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Go and join my regiment
of evil, thus I command.
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Some good work today.
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When you love your job,
it's not really work.
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[throat clear]
Umm, excuse me your
Lord High Evilness.
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We have guards, right?
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What? What now?
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The hoo-man champion
de-cursed us again
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with his horrible,
glowy stick.
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We got hit by mistake.
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Ohh, I said steak.
Now I'm hungry.
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Evil Sir, we're sorry
for lettin' you down
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and gettin' all
un-monsterized again.
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We'd be real appreciative
for another chance.
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Any other day,
I'd let Rasper eat you.
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But today, I need you.
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Yay, today!
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Monsterize us!
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[laughing]
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And so, an alliance
against Nar Est would be
in our mutual interest.
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If not, he will lay waste
to this beautiful,
functional city,
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just as he did to Corondolet.
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We cannot act
against Nar Est until
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he declares
his intentions toward us,
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by answering
our diplomatic query.
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That's protocol.
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What if he never answers,
and attacks while you wait?
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What? No! He's not some
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WayvernFjordinGordin.
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As this matter stands,
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our aid is limited to food,
shelter, washrooms,
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and directions or maps
but not both,
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and we may wish you well
on your journey.
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Good luck on your journey.
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What a rip.
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Of course,
Secretary Offishiss.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, no.
- Thank you!
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[roaring]
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Good protocol means never
having to say thank you!
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Seize them!
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To the Ice Caves with you all!
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For how long?
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Five hundred years, of course!
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On the plus side,
they are lovely
this time of year.
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No! Our mission!
You can't do this!
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Wait! While diplomatic immunity
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doesn't excuse
a tea ceremony insult,
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ipso daisy-o,
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the insult can be nullified
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by winning an
Obstacluge Challenge,
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for which we volunteer
our champion, Niko.
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That's right.
I read your rule book
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and figured out
all the loopholes.
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Ja. It is true.
Let it be so.
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What is an Obstacluge Challenge?
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I never got to that part.
It's a really big book.
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It is a race down an ice slide
and obstacle course.
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A frozen water slide?
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Yes, yes!
A thousand times yes!
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Wait! We don't even know
the rules!
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Oh, you will.
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Finally, section 46,
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paragraph 81, subsection H--
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Luge cupholders
may be no smaller
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than five kronbits,
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but no larger than seven.
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Make it stop.
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Whoa! I'm awake!
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May I please go down
the frozen water slide now?
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Pretty please?
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Right after we choose our
representative for the race.
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This should take
no more than two days.
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Jackal:
Not necessarily.
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As a second party
with a grievance
252
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,630
against the first party can take
the place of the Umlauti luger.
253
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:38,981
I know that voice.
254
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,417
It's Jackal.
255
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,115
How did you find us?
256
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,855
Ho, ho.
257
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,989
Careful where you drop
your Ping-Beetles.
258
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,992
This is highly irregular.
Who is this?
259
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,690
He was my treacherous sidekick!
260
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,171
Leave at once
or I shall thrash you,
261
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,956
ally of Nar Est!
262
00:15:56,999 --> 00:16:00,916
You'll get your chance.
I declare a grievance.
263
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,180
This group stole a shard
from the crystal of Carondolet.
264
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,574
As a representative
of Nar Est,
265
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,532
I demand to race Niko
266
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,447
to take ownership
of his sword,
267
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,102
which the shard is a part of.
268
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,757
I did not see that coming.
269
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,541
Is this true, Princess Lyra?
270
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:21,023
Is Niko's weapon made
of stolen property?
271
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,546
That's a lie!
272
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,418
The sword is Niko's,
273
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,811
and it was Nar Est
that stole the jewel
of Carondolet
274
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,685
when he imprisoned our city,
then cast our lands into
darkness.
275
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,993
Note that the sword's
ownership is in dispute!
276
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,648
The challenge
to the Challenge
shall be allowed!
277
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:45,047
Niko, whatever you do,
don't use the sword in the race.
278
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,745
If you do,
you'll be disqualified and lose.
279
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,275
On my honor,
you will be defeated.
280
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,364
How are you still alive, kid?
281
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,889
- Hey, is your shoe untied?
- Hmm?
282
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:01,977
Hey!
283
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,509
Woo-hoo!
284
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,946
The track is solid ice,
of course.
285
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:18,254
The jumps and loops let
the lugers go at great speed
286
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:19,690
if they're skilled, ja?
287
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:28,177
It seems your champion
is not skilled, though.
Ja?
288
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,141
Too slow, kid!
289
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:41,147
I cannot hear you,
as I am so far in front!
290
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,757
Woo-hoo!
291
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,109
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
292
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,676
Yay, Niko!
293
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,243
Go!
294
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:56,031
Ha-ha!
I knew it was a good idea
for me to volunteer Niko
295
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,120
for something I knew
absolutely nothing about.
296
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,383
And now we release
the wolverseal.
297
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,515
Wolver-what?
298
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,256
Wolvie the wolverseal.
299
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:07,216
Official living obstacle
of the Obstacluge Challenge,
300
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,828
- and beloved by our kind.
- What does it do?
301
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:15,094
Why, eat any competitors
he catches, of course.
302
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,491
[snarling]
303
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,191
[roaring]
304
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,543
[screams]
305
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,983
Ice Caves here we come.
306
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,075
Nice reflexes.
307
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,947
It's almost gonna be
a shame to beat you.
308
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:45,298
I gave you a chance
to redeem yourself,
309
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,474
yet you remain
Nar Est's puppet.
310
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,303
How can you possess
so little honor?
311
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,566
Honor and redemption
are slogans, kid.
312
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:56,178
Make no mistake.
I'm in it for me.
313
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,096
[cries out]
314
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,797
Come on Niko!
315
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,843
I don't want to freeze
to death in the Ice Caves!
316
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,018
I mean, save yourself!
317
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,762
Secretary Offishiss,
318
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,242
why are you making that face?
319
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:17,417
Is something wrong?
320
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,858
No reason.
My face is always this way.
321
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,470
[chuckling]
322
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,821
I think they're laughing.
323
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,563
His skating style
324
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,653
is that of a one-antlered
YiminyShprunkinHeimer!
325
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,002
[chuckling]
326
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:46,750
[gasping]
327
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,970
-Did you see that?
-Ja!
328
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,973
Wolvie! Don't be a hero!
Protect yourself!
329
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,935
Whoa! Excuse me,
out of control beast.
330
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:02,070
Allow me to help us both!
Force Blast!
331
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:09,382
Now, let us win this race
together! What do you say?
332
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,774
[roaring]
333
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,130
They're closer than
two NortzGoofins
334
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,393
in a Vortz-crevasse!
335
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,568
Come on, Niko!
336
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,134
You can do it!
337
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,223
[chirping]
338
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,755
- Ha-ha!
- [groans]
339
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,365
Oh, havoc!
340
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,237
The race is over.
341
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,761
Judgment will
now be passed.
342
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,720
[muttering]
343
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:49,117
How can you side
with Nar Est, Jackal?
344
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,032
Now I get it.
345
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:55,254
You're where Niko gets
his weakness from.
346
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,647
Speak no ill of Lyra,
wily foe!
347
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:00,302
She is my strength.
348
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,869
I won the race,
349
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,437
so give me what rightfully
belongs to Nar Est.
350
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,048
I serve him, for the moment.
351
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,528
No!
352
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,094
This-- this-- is a--
353
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,444
a mockery of protocol!
354
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,836
Tell me I'm right.
355
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,100
Ja, you crossed
the finish line first,
356
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,494
but cheated as you tried
to harm Niko,
357
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,889
and more importantly, Wolvie.
358
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,022
You will go to the Ice Caves
for five hundred years
359
00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:26,720
to think about
what you have done.
360
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,724
Hold on! Niko used
the disputed sword in the race!
361
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,249
He and his group should
also go to the Ice Caves!
362
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,033
[muttering]
363
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:40,211
While that is true,
364
00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,824
the weapon was used
not to win or threaten you,
365
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:45,869
but to save Wolvie's life.
366
00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:49,308
For that, we deem no penalty.
367
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,311
[cheering]
368
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:56,576
Good Secretary,
I believe Jackal has
been poisoned by Nar Est.
369
00:21:56,619 --> 00:22:00,319
I beg you, show mercy
for his underhanded actions.
370
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:04,845
Niko is a fine choice
to represent Carondolet,
Princess Lyra.
371
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:09,415
Like a little scrappy
Wundergorn, but also noble.
372
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,720
Quite special, ja?
373
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,983
He is. Ja!
374
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:16,813
What do you have to say,
representative of Nar Est?
375
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,424
[gasps]
376
00:22:18,467 --> 00:22:20,469
Wow, that guy is slippery.
377
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,690
As victor of the Obstacluge
Challenge,
378
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,692
for saving Wolvie,
379
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:29,348
and making us laugh
with your hilarious
clumsiness,
380
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,960
we give you this
everfrost medallion.
381
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:37,704
My gratitude, but I strongly
disagree about the clumsiness,
382
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,619
as I am not clumsy!
383
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:49,716
Know also that we are
displeased with Nar Est.
384
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,458
His representative
reflects poorly on him.
385
00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,547
Please think over
what I have said
386
00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:55,809
about joining with us.
387
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:59,595
As you did save Wolvie,
we shall.
388
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,990
You'll have an expedited
answer in six years,
389
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,948
so really quick, ja?
390
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,734
In the meantime,
this express luge
391
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:13,217
will take you to
the Mounds of Mania,
near the Cursed Volcano.
392
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:16,220
And within striking
distance of Nar Est.
393
00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,925
Woo-hoo!
394
00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:26,622
Uh-oh!
395
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:28,711
Jump!
396
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:37,285
I can't believe the Umlauti
would send us down something
so unsafe.
397
00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:39,461
Oh, they didn't.
398
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,942
We did.
[laughs]
399
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,118
You barely beat us before.
400
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:46,337
How do you like us now?
401
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:21,851
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