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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,290 Red rain. 2 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,880 Death touched her lips as she kissed her lover good-bye. 3 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:00,460 She tried not to touch his skin... 4 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:02,390 knowing the coldness would chill her. 5 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:06,400 As it was... 6 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:08,400 she still hadn't cried... 7 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,230 nor had she decided who was in the better position. 8 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:15,070 The end. 9 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:18,080 I wrote that. 10 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:20,510 I'm a fucking poet. 11 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,810 When I'm not writing poems... 12 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:25,410 I'm writing eulogies. 13 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:26,920 Mine. 14 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:16,700 - Yeah? Oh, yeah? - Yeah! Yeah! 15 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:21,170 - Take it easy, fellas. - My mother... 16 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,300 a Shirley Partridge wanna-be... 17 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:27,510 would like for me to go to dental school. 18 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,750 I can't imagine spending every day dealing with other people's spit. 19 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:35,150 Somehow, I just don't think I'm the type. 20 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:44,930 I think it's just horrible... 21 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,660 the amount of confusion and angst... 22 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:51,330 that we teenage girls have to endure regarding our apparel. 23 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:55,280 I mean, it takes a lot of time to mix and match. 24 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:58,280 I think every girl should be provided... 25 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:01,710 I'm sitting in writing class, surrounded by alien creatures... 26 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,340 with pretentious names like Ashley... 27 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,850 Cody. 28 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,920 I'm not really into people. 29 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,890 Anyway, I think that if everyone just drove the same car... 30 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,790 that it would put an end... 31 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:18,130 to envy and jealousy... 32 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,070 and carjackings. 33 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:22,070 All right, ash. 34 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,800 Thank you. 35 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:27,310 Okay, Ashley. 36 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,470 Thank you. 37 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:31,950 Let's see who's next. 38 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,190 Jennifer Wilson. 39 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,210 My parents named me Jennifer Anne Wilson. 40 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:15,550 My middle name is because someone is dead. 41 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:17,720 I don't really have a passion for the name Jennifer... 42 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,390 so I refer to myself as J. 43 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,620 I don't think of myself as a teenage girl or a woman. 44 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,220 I'm just the opposite of a boy. 45 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,110 J, your bio was cool. 46 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,620 It moved me. 47 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:46,650 You look like those cool VJs they get off the street on MTV. 48 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,660 You totally rock. 49 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,920 If I brought you home, my mom might hemorrhage. 50 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,930 Do you wanna maybe go have sushi? 51 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,440 I'm a lesbian. 52 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,700 I'm okay with that. 53 00:05:05,770 --> 00:05:08,940 Once, when I was 14, I thought I was a lesbian. 54 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,540 The question of my generation: 55 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:14,510 To dive... 56 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,520 or not to dive. 57 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,710 But this one day, my mom took me to her gym. 58 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,780 She stuck me in the steam room with a bunch of women... 59 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:24,790 posing as elephants. 60 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,470 Cured me of doubt. 61 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:40,910 Now I masturbate to a picture of Freddie Prinze, Jr... 62 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:43,770 and I'm quite certain of my sexual preference. 63 00:05:43,850 --> 00:05:47,370 I'm cooking a brisket for dinner tonight. 64 00:05:47,450 --> 00:05:50,480 A woman needs to eat blood every now and again. 65 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,490 She just really does. 66 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,460 Oh, no, it's my musicals. 67 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:04,590 When I have a brand-new hairdo 68 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:09,400 with my eyelashes all in curls 69 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,530 I think my mother was deeply affected by the divorce. 70 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:19,270 I enjoy being a girl 71 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:23,440 when men say I'm cute and funny 72 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:28,550 and my teeth aren't teeth but pearls 73 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:33,030 I just lap it up like honey 74 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:37,230 I enjoy being a girl 75 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,390 stop that. 76 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,970 Dad, the sperm that bore me, cheated on mom. 77 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,230 Blah, blah, blah. 78 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:48,070 Mom remarried. 79 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:51,140 I think his name is Bob. 80 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,030 Hi, Jennifer. 81 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:07,530 Surprise! 82 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,190 Surprise, Jen! 83 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:12,060 - Cosmopolitan. - Tomorrow's our big day. 84 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:14,070 Brisket in half an hour. 85 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:17,740 Jen, it's best when it's hot. 86 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,830 Baby? 87 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,400 Baby! 88 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:54,240 Brisket's ready! 89 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:58,300 Time to celebrate your graduation, honey. 90 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:04,410 - Brisket's all ready. - Vintage TV rocks. 91 00:08:04,490 --> 00:08:07,110 What I wouldn't give to live with the Partridge family. 92 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:10,320 I think Shirley would really get me. 93 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:12,980 I like chocolate. 94 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,590 - It's dark and warm. - Come here, baby. 95 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,930 Like what I imagine a hug would be like. 96 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,090 - Doesn't sound friendly to me. - Wanna look like a dope, go ahead. 97 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,260 - Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? - Yeah! Yeah! 98 00:08:25,110 --> 00:08:27,600 I'll meet you at the table. 99 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:32,610 She's coming. Takes her a while, that's all. 100 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,550 Takes her a while. 101 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,220 Employment... 102 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:44,020 sucks. 103 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,560 But I just need enough cash to get my own place. 104 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,490 I need help, someone. 105 00:08:51,870 --> 00:08:53,300 Hello! 106 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:01,040 Oh, thank god! 107 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:04,570 I got these pants caught on my earring. Bad pain. 108 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:06,240 Bad pain. 109 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,780 All right. 110 00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:09,510 Do you have one? 111 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,550 No, not there. 112 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,450 You should get one. It makes sex amazing. 113 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:17,390 You have one here? 114 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:20,690 No, not there either. 115 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,750 You don't know what you're missing. 116 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,990 Well, I'm not the one with a pair of dead man's pants... 117 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:28,130 hanging from my labia. 118 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:33,140 "It makes sex amazing. Ow!" 119 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,110 Maybe I should get some more piercings. 120 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:39,370 I'm not busy. 121 00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:41,970 What is sex anyway? 122 00:09:42,050 --> 00:09:44,380 If memory serves... 123 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,550 technically I'm still a virgin. 124 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,850 There was this one day in third grade... 125 00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:54,730 when Matthew Kingsley came over and we played doctor. 126 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:57,560 He confused my vagina with my anus... 127 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:01,570 and took my temperature with a fire-engine red crayon. 128 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,370 From then on, whenever I'd hear a siren... 129 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,870 I'd giggle. 130 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,040 I never had a boyfriend. 131 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,840 I don't know what I'd do with one if I did. 132 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,250 Guys like Calvin Klein g-string ad girls. 133 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,250 I wear boxers. 134 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,590 I once had an orgasm, though. 135 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:27,430 With myself. 136 00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,160 I think. 137 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:38,770 I'm gonna go to hell anyway. 138 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,670 J! Yo, J! 139 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,680 Eulogy number 432. 140 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:52,250 She was loved by no one. 141 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,550 She chose indifference as her state of mind. 142 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,220 She leaves behind not even a memory... 143 00:10:59,290 --> 00:11:00,990 because... 144 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,000 she never existed. 145 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,200 That was a cheery one. 146 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,410 Hiya, Rudy. 147 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,680 Mabel. 148 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,180 Hey, Dorothy. 149 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,080 Irene. 150 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,050 Good news and bad news. 151 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,680 Good news: 152 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,850 I didn't get caught for stealing. 153 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,480 Bad news: 154 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,490 I got fired for farting. 155 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,890 So I decided to go where the real money is... 156 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,130 the century city mall. 157 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,050 Damn. 158 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:32,540 Jack! 159 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,350 Need a hand? 160 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,750 Thank you. 161 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,560 Thanks very much. 162 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,220 I was wondering... 163 00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:22,960 there's a sign in the window. You need some help in your store? 164 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,530 Fuck you. 165 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:35,300 Asshole with a beer belly. 166 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,640 What did you say? 167 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:42,050 You think this is a beer belly? 168 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,610 Yeah. 169 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,810 This is not a beer belly. 170 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,980 - Oh, no? - No. 171 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,960 Wanna see a beer belly? 172 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,290 That's a beer belly. 173 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,330 Thank you, mister. 174 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,370 I feel just truly enlightened. 175 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:02,890 Let me profusely apologize for my little crude, naive observation. 176 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,670 All right, great. 177 00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:07,940 Now, scram. Go. Shoo. 178 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,940 Go get pierced or whatever you do. 179 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,010 Get out. Hey, why don't you get your eyeballs pierced? 180 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,220 What are you doing? 181 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,960 Reviewing my options. 182 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,730 You've got options? 183 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,000 What is it you can do? 184 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:17,080 Anything. 185 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,870 Okay. 186 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:22,780 Why don't you go home now... 187 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,550 take the silverware out of your face... 188 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,490 come back in, say, a week, look like a person... 189 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,720 then we'll talk. 190 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,730 But you really do have to go now because... 191 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,890 you're scaring the customers. 192 00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:42,000 Boo. 193 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,900 Honey, we're having leftovers. 194 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,910 Let me guess. Brisket. 195 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,380 Baby, I could cook up something else for you. 196 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,910 How about a vegetable souffle? How would that be? 197 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:00,920 Please come to the table. 198 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,420 We could light those kind of candles that you like. 199 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,930 Inspiration. Jen? 200 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:10,860 Listen, I know that you've been trying really hard to find a job... 201 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,030 but I was thinking maybe... 202 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,630 maybe we could talk about college one more time. 203 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,830 Ode to my face jewelry metal. 204 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,710 Shiny, sharp. 205 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,610 Good pain I inflicted myself. 206 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,850 Jennifer, I can relate to what you're going through. 207 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,850 Honey? 208 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,650 Adorning my face where the smile used to be... 209 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,280 once as a baby, when pain had no definition... 210 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,290 now grown and alone... 211 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,300 my jewelry off... 212 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,830 naked again... 213 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,330 identity gone. 214 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,060 I had a dream last night... 215 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,900 that I had earrings all over my face. 216 00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:57,340 I thought that this looked really cool. 217 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,500 And then my maybe-boss made a suggestion. 218 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,010 Maybe you should pierce your ears. 219 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,980 Then I tell him... 220 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,990 that is so sick. 221 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,330 I'm keeping this one. 222 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,260 Fuck 'em. 223 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,790 I think Bruce would just love the way this feels. 224 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:21,860 It's so soft, yet still masculine. 225 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,930 I don't really know Bruce... 226 00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:27,200 but if he'd like to come in and feel it for himself... 227 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,670 I'm happy to hold it for him. 228 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,470 What a dick. 229 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,770 She'd do him right here in the daylight. 230 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,320 Take a look at this. These are 30 percent off. 231 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,680 Excuse me a moment. 232 00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:48,720 - Hello. - Hello. 233 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,960 You look better... 234 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,020 but in this store, we like to stand up. 235 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,590 Come on. 236 00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,360 Come up. 237 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,870 Follow me, quickly. 238 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,960 So what does your mother call you? 239 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:05,170 Jen, Jennifer, Jennikins, lamb of my loins. 240 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,580 All right. 241 00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,670 I'll just call you J. 242 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,740 This is Jack... 243 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,750 one of our best salesmen. 244 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,880 This is J, possibly our new stockroom girl. 245 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,360 "Jay" as in the bird? 246 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:24,020 Yes, Jack, as in the box? 247 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,460 He's actually not bad-looking... 248 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,700 for an older, overweight... 249 00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,860 undesirably aged male. 250 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:34,740 He has kind of a big butt for a guy. 251 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,800 This is a wall of shirts. 252 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,340 Everything in this store is color-coded. 253 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:44,040 Button-down shirts, red; tab collar, blue; 254 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,280 french cut, green. 255 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,290 This is very important. 256 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,380 The boy who worked here last, he didn't understand. 257 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:53,890 The reason we do this is that everything arrives... 258 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,450 in these boxes. 259 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,960 You immediately open it. 260 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,830 A lot of times what the boxes say is not what's in the box. 261 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,560 You open it up, see the tab, you know where it goes... 262 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,200 and you're done. 263 00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:08,430 It's color-coding. It's important. 264 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,980 Color-coding saves time. 265 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,370 Are you listening to me? 266 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,320 The ins and outs of being an idiot. 267 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:21,480 Yes, I've worked the stockroom before, sir. 268 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,990 Sir? 269 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,720 My master. 270 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,990 Randall. 271 00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:31,000 Can I call you R? 272 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,920 Sure. 273 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,090 If you have any questions, I'll be out front. 274 00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,660 One question. Do I get the job? 275 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,930 Well, we're trying it out. 276 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,850 What is your cat's name? 277 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:48,610 Black. 278 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,120 Of course. 279 00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,720 He touched my tit. 280 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,990 I ran into Betty Lewis over at the rite aid today. 281 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,550 Honey. And I have to tell you... 282 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,100 I liked it so much better when it was Thrifty's. 283 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:09,470 They've rearranged the whole place in the most... excuse me, honey... 284 00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,560 inappropriate manner. 285 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,130 Actually, I have been thinking... 286 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:16,240 of speaking to the management about it. 287 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,170 What do you think, Bob? 288 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,310 About what? 289 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,010 Honey, at the rite aid. 290 00:21:24,090 --> 00:21:26,380 Please, Bob, the situation. 291 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,550 Grandma's here. 292 00:21:35,930 --> 00:21:37,690 Please. 293 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:39,490 Bob, please. 294 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:43,760 Jenny, that's not funny. Your grandma's dead. 295 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:46,630 She's allowed to visit. 296 00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:48,800 I don't want this. 297 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,280 I do not want this. 298 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:52,740 I don't like it, Bob. 299 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,620 I really don't like it. 300 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:58,980 - Please. - Honey. 301 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,050 What's the matter with you? 302 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,820 You know how sensitive your mother is about your grandmother. 303 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,220 Why would you do something like that? 304 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:18,700 One last time, the sweaters are four steps... 305 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,470 each arm first. 306 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,480 By the way, the shirts are nine steps... 307 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,940 but we'll get to that after you're comfortable with the sweaters. 308 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,740 Fold the body in and up... 309 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:29,410 and it's folded. 310 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,250 - You're beyond anal. - It's important to be organized. 311 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,810 Number one on my list. 312 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:37,620 Number one on my list is "don't mock me." 313 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:42,690 Number two on my list is "remember to stay back here, please." 314 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,210 There's a man who really knows how to live. 315 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,270 That is a man set in his ways. 316 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,710 Please don't make him this semester's science project. 317 00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:01,710 Get in the back before he sees you. 318 00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,750 Can I help you with anything? 319 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,070 Is there something I can help you with? 320 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:01,800 No, just looking. 321 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,810 That's the finest material in the store. 322 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,540 I'm not a mugger. I work here. 323 00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:08,050 Why else would I be in this nice clothing store? 324 00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,880 Oh, your eyes are that blue. 325 00:24:14,260 --> 00:24:16,820 Oh, my god, there's this suit here... 326 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,490 that has this slight blue tinge running through it. 327 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,650 It would be totally groovy with your eyes. 328 00:24:21,730 --> 00:24:23,720 - Groovy? - Groovy's back. 329 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,230 Check it out, man. 330 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,630 - What do you think? - Very nice. 331 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,860 You have the yellow shirt and you have the tie. 332 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,900 It's nice. 333 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:35,530 - Oh, my god. Funky stuff. - It is nice. 334 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:38,040 Next time, ask first. 335 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,580 Yes, sir. 336 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:43,410 If you're not gonna stay in the back, which clearly you're not... 337 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:48,920 it's clean and spick-and-span. There's nothing more I can do, sir. 338 00:24:48,990 --> 00:24:51,920 You may think you know how to do this, but for every suit you sell... 339 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:55,090 you're gonna send 30 customers running out of this store screaming. 340 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,260 If you wanna sell, you have to look the part. 341 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,200 Dress me. 342 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:09,270 The last time I had this much weird fun... 343 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:11,710 was with the fire-engine red crayon. 344 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:15,510 I look like a republican. 345 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,410 You're no republican. 346 00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:22,220 Thanks for being so cooperative. 347 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:24,260 Thank you very much for the clothes. 348 00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:27,120 - I'll pay you back. - I'm not worried about it. 349 00:25:27,190 --> 00:25:30,220 - Good night. - Good night. 350 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,730 Thank you. 351 00:25:53,150 --> 00:25:55,090 Are you all right? 352 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,150 Are you okay? 353 00:25:58,230 --> 00:25:59,390 Yeah. 354 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,720 Need a ride home? 355 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,890 Sure. 356 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,730 You don't have a car? 357 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,770 It didn't start this morning. 358 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:15,270 Are you thirsty? 359 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,040 No, not really. 360 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:22,680 You bought me clothes. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 361 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,220 It's all right. 362 00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:30,220 Come on. We can talk about my big promotion, boss man. 363 00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:32,890 Actually, it's almost 9:00. 364 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,850 9:00. So? 365 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:38,990 Well, I'm usually home by 9:00. 366 00:26:39,070 --> 00:26:41,530 What happens at 9:00? 367 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,070 I turn into the same person I am. 368 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,980 Go ahead. 369 00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:02,520 Excuse me. 370 00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:06,390 This is your hang, huh? 371 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:07,890 Yeah. 372 00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,390 Never would have guessed. 373 00:27:19,410 --> 00:27:22,600 You should get a spider coffee with whipped cream. 374 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,540 It's really good. 375 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,480 Hey, J, what's up? 376 00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:29,780 - What'll it be? - Can we get two number sevens? 377 00:27:29,850 --> 00:27:32,050 Actually, you know what? I just want a sanka. 378 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,050 Sanka? 379 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,250 Anything decaffeinated. 380 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,760 Okay. 381 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,390 Aren't you looking backwards? 382 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:46,400 Life looks better that way. 383 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,900 So are your parents divorced? 384 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:52,730 Very fuckin' divorced. 385 00:27:52,810 --> 00:27:54,740 Any brothers or sisters? 386 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,910 Just my cat. 387 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,000 You have a copy of the bell jar by your bed? 388 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,980 Yeah. 389 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,520 Earlier tonight when I was taking the trash out in the back... 390 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,250 I lifted the lid of the dumpster... 391 00:28:11,330 --> 00:28:14,350 and I get hit in the head with this paper airplane. 392 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:19,260 I read it. I'm sorry. I didn't know it wasn't meant for me. 393 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,060 Is this a suicide note? 394 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:24,370 Yeah. 395 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,800 Don't worry, boss man. It's not for now. 396 00:28:26,870 --> 00:28:29,870 The sopranos are on hiatus. I wanna see if they kill each other. 397 00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:33,210 That's good to know. 398 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,440 Otherwise I would keep you on at the store on a temporary basis. 399 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:40,780 That's funny. 400 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,220 You should do that more often. 401 00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:46,280 Do what more often? Joke around? 402 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,560 I don't think so. 403 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:50,320 People might get the wrong idea. 404 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:54,700 What, that you're happy? What's that anyway? 405 00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:56,700 I'm not the one to ask. 406 00:28:58,140 --> 00:28:59,630 You know what I think? 407 00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,770 I think happy is fucking overrated. 408 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,330 I mean, my mom's always happy. 409 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,970 She's got this stupid smile on her face... 410 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:11,420 and she's singing, and it's just disgusting. 411 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,850 Apparently you don't think your mother is really happy. 412 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,860 Would you be, having me as your only child? 413 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:20,290 That's a good point. 414 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,050 I have to tell you. I don't think this is the least bit attractive. 415 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:30,130 And I think that this is gonna get you on the cover of GQ. 416 00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,170 All right. 417 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,880 You thinking of fucking me? 418 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,380 Is there a bathroom in this place, or do you go right on the floor? 419 00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,890 Right there. 420 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:57,150 I can't believe I just asked my boss that. 421 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,390 He could be my dad. 422 00:30:00,470 --> 00:30:04,400 I don't want another dad. I don't like the one I have now. 423 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,070 I want a lover. 424 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,300 Oh, I like that word. 425 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,810 Lover. 426 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,080 Lover. 427 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:19,110 My lover's in the bathroom getting coffee out of his nose. 428 00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:21,420 Yeah, whatever. 429 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,330 My lover. 430 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:06,500 I'm fine. I'm fine. 431 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,600 You ready to be a salesperson? 432 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,110 Yeah. 433 00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:14,610 Sure. Fun. 434 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:22,640 All right, I'm getting tired... 435 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,240 so I'm gonna run. 436 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,260 - You mind if I take you home now? - No. I'll hang. 437 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,590 - I can walk home from here. - Okay. 438 00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:34,920 - I'm sorry about your nose. - Don't worry about it. 439 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,230 Tomorrow we sell. 440 00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,560 Great. I won't fuck up. 441 00:31:39,630 --> 00:31:42,930 - You know "the boy who cried wolf"? - I don't know. 442 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,730 There was this little boy, and all day long he cried "wolf." 443 00:31:45,810 --> 00:31:49,440 "Wolf is coming. Wolf!" But there wasn't a wolf coming. 444 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:53,240 Then one day the wolf came, and nobody believed him. 445 00:31:53,310 --> 00:31:55,940 It just had no meaning. 446 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:59,110 I would reconsider the use of the "fuck" word. 447 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:03,320 Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. 448 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:05,450 Good night. 449 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,490 Did your dad leave? 450 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,430 My lover. 451 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,240 Jenny! 452 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:25,840 They have a noise ordinance in century city! 453 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,850 Honey, you're doing windows. 454 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,780 Sweetie, you didn't tell me you were doing windows. 455 00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:34,910 You're wearing a dress. I'm so proud. 456 00:32:34,990 --> 00:32:37,420 - I'm so proud of you. - Go home, mom. 457 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,930 Don't, please. 458 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,000 Baby, oh, my goodness. You look so beautiful. 459 00:32:45,070 --> 00:32:46,730 Go home. 460 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,060 I came to take you to lunch. 461 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:52,110 What do you say? Bob and I ate at the most terrific... 462 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,200 if you leave right now, I'll have dinner with you. 463 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,680 - Can you? - I'm on my break now. 464 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:59,010 Pardon me. How do you do? 465 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,670 You work with Jennifer. She is my daughter. 466 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,880 You're the infamous mother. 467 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:06,390 R, mom. Mom, R. 468 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,550 And R is my boss. 469 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:13,390 He really doesn't like me to have distractions. 470 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,890 It's so nice of you to hire Jennifer. 471 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,900 Look, you run over to that new parking structure restaurant. 472 00:33:18,970 --> 00:33:21,130 - I'll meet you there. - Listen, she's a wonderful girl. 473 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,170 Very, very brave. Did you know that? 474 00:33:24,070 --> 00:33:26,970 I value her more than I can tell you. 475 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,100 Excuse me, Randall? 476 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:30,840 Can you come out for a second? 477 00:33:30,910 --> 00:33:32,440 How are you? 478 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:35,110 I'm coming out. Listen, don't be a stranger here. 479 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,910 Come by more often. 480 00:33:37,990 --> 00:33:40,320 Thank you so much. It's so nice to meet you. 481 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:42,650 Nice to meet you. 482 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,990 Did you hear that, honey? 483 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:47,550 He's such a lovely gentleman. 484 00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:50,060 He reminds me of somebody. 485 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:52,930 Who is it I'm thinking of? 486 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,090 Who is it? 487 00:33:54,170 --> 00:33:56,730 - You know him too. - I'm not gonna eat your lunch. 488 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,800 No, I mean, you don't want a carrot? 489 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:05,300 - Maybe we should just have dinner. - I have to get back to work. 490 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:09,150 Would you please promise me that you're gonna come to dinner? 491 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:12,450 Because then we could celebrate. 492 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,710 - Promise? - I promise. 493 00:34:14,790 --> 00:34:17,550 I just want to say one more time... 494 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:19,890 you look so beautiful in that dress. 495 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:28,330 - You okay? - I'm good. 496 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,390 - You look great. - Think so? 497 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:32,630 - Yeah, I do. - Thanks. 498 00:34:32,710 --> 00:34:35,970 I'm being rude. Let me offer you something. 499 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,980 I don't have a lot. 500 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:03,070 Oh, my god. 501 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:09,040 What is that? 502 00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:16,010 - Oh, my god. - I've gotta go back to work. 503 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,550 Thank you. I had a nice... 504 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:23,350 you are a shitty window dresser. 505 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:26,220 Who told you you could do the windows anyway? 506 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:30,450 Ooh, you said "shitty." 507 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:33,660 I'm not in the mood for this side of you. 508 00:35:34,470 --> 00:35:35,700 Fine. 509 00:35:37,970 --> 00:35:40,170 I thought we were somewhat in synch here. 510 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,070 I thought we had some kind of communication. 511 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,740 I extend my friendship, and you just step on it. 512 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:49,510 I trusted you. 513 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,380 I really did, and I don't now, see? 514 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,250 I tell you something... this is bad. 515 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,720 Whatever this is, I can't do it. 516 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,420 - You can trust me. - I don't trust you. 517 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,230 Can I show you something? 518 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:10,200 Just go fix the goddamn window. 519 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,160 You know what? 520 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,540 Why don't you just take the rest of the day off? 521 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:17,600 Go hang with your friends. 522 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,200 You do have friends, don't you? 523 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,120 No, not really. 524 00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,910 Who do you talk to? 525 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,890 Like a therapist? 526 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,790 Not like a therapist. Like anyone. 527 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,790 You certainly don't talk to your mother. 528 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,230 Would you? 529 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:39,060 - What about a boyfriend? - No. 530 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,600 Is that silicone lips your girlfriend? 531 00:36:43,140 --> 00:36:45,570 I'm asking the questions now, thank you. 532 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,910 You know, I'm really curious about this. 533 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:52,270 Who do you talk to? Who are your friends? 534 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,710 You. 535 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:58,110 Me? I'm 49 years old. 536 00:36:58,190 --> 00:37:01,120 I'm 17. Nice to meet you. 537 00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:02,660 Who are your friends? 538 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,310 I don't wanna get into this now. 539 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,830 - Who? - Don't worry your head over this. 540 00:37:06,890 --> 00:37:09,260 I've got lots of people, plenty of people. 541 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,460 You have magazines, not people. 542 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:15,990 Piles and piles of magazines you read all the time, right? 543 00:37:17,070 --> 00:37:19,700 It's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning alone... 544 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:22,000 and it's the last thing you do when you go to bed at night. 545 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:26,370 You communicate with articles, not humans. 546 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:32,010 So can I show you something, please? 547 00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:34,390 What? 548 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:43,830 Who did that? 549 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,760 Me. 550 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,430 Why? 551 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,870 Lack of alternatives. 552 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:19,430 If you hate living at home that much... 553 00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,200 if you hate living at home that much... 554 00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:23,930 just get your own apartment. 555 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,100 Well, I'm kind of broke. 556 00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,800 Yeah, but now you have a really good job. 557 00:38:30,180 --> 00:38:32,340 I've had it for, like, a minute. 558 00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:34,710 Well... 559 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:37,550 you might have the kind of boss... 560 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:40,680 who would consider giving you an advance. 561 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:43,690 Given my special talent for window dressing? 562 00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:49,720 Because he might be leaning towards the trust situation. 563 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,830 Yeah, all right. 564 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,730 If we're gonna try this friendship thing... 565 00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:04,110 you need to make me a promise. 566 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,610 Do I get one in return? 567 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,610 Yeah, that's fair. 568 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,680 I want you to promise you're never gonna hurt yourself like that again. 569 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,690 I'll try. 570 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,030 What's yours? 571 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:25,460 I reserve the right to redeem mine at a later date. 572 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,430 Okay. 573 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,870 - Watch it, asshole. - All righty. 574 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,110 Come on. 575 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:43,120 I love this song. 576 00:39:45,690 --> 00:39:47,620 Give it a chance. 577 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,560 Mom flash. Disgusting. 578 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:55,490 This is classic stuff. It grows on you. 579 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,690 Yeah, good music. My turn. My music. 580 00:39:58,770 --> 00:40:01,230 This is supposed to be an experience where we share. 581 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:04,900 I'm sharing my taste with you. You're torturing me with yours. 582 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,910 I'm the one being tortured here. 583 00:40:06,970 --> 00:40:10,070 What do they call your music, "crap to swoon to"? 584 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,510 Fine. Another one of your favorites. 585 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,310 It's not for me. 586 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:48,070 Oh, right. Sure. 587 00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:10,070 Gettin' down to your funky self, sir? 588 00:41:11,370 --> 00:41:14,570 No, her arm was broken. 589 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,090 This is for young people. I didn't know that. 590 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,570 You said 2:00, anal dude. 591 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,010 You're never late. 592 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,340 Sometimes I am late. Is that all right with you? 593 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,480 What was wrong with that one? 594 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,880 - It was on the first floor. - So? 595 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,290 You can't just shut your eyes and pretend life won't get you. 596 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,380 You gotta take precautions so you can live a long time. 597 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,860 What makes you think I wanna live a long time? 598 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:13,630 That isn't funny. It's not funny. 599 00:42:14,730 --> 00:42:16,700 Okay, I'm sorry. 600 00:42:22,470 --> 00:42:24,410 I like this one. 601 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,170 It's on the top floor. 602 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:29,540 I gotta live on the top floor so I can grasp all of life that I can. 603 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,890 No what? 604 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,980 I'm sorry, but I have my preferences. 605 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,990 What kind of preferences? 606 00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:44,500 No tattoos, piercings or potential for loud hip-hop. 607 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,500 - I hate hip-hop. - Yeah, she hates hip-hop. 608 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:50,000 And the tattoos aren't even real. 609 00:42:50,070 --> 00:42:52,230 This phase shall also pass. 610 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:55,000 This is a highly intelligent girl. 611 00:42:55,070 --> 00:42:59,270 She's an incredible poet. One day she's gonna be very famous. 612 00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:02,510 You know, famous people know other famous people. 613 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,140 You're gonna wake up, look out your window one morning... 614 00:43:05,220 --> 00:43:07,780 and who's that that's visiting her? 615 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:09,880 - It's... - Regis Philbin. 616 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,750 - Yeah. - Regis? 617 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:14,260 She's gonna know Regis? 618 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:16,320 And other people too. 619 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,690 Movie stars. Keanu Reeves. 620 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,090 Who's she? 621 00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:25,500 - She sometimes guests on Regis. - She's a good guest. 622 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,370 I'll take it. 623 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,070 - Just like that? - I'm like that. 624 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,080 Don't you have any questions? 625 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:35,050 Yes. Will you christen the place with me? 626 00:43:35,110 --> 00:43:37,410 What do you mean by "christen"? 627 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,180 Dance with me. 628 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,080 Oh, I can't do that. 629 00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:43,090 Why not? 630 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,560 Well, there isn't any music. 631 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:49,390 If I'm ever gonna dance, I need my music. 632 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,120 If you listen very carefully, you can hear it. 633 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,260 What do you mean? Like, "if you build it, they will come"? 634 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:57,930 What? 635 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,970 I don't hear anything. 636 00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:03,900 So is this good for your daughter? 637 00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,140 My daughter loves the place. 638 00:44:10,450 --> 00:44:12,310 I can't believe I'm getting my own apartment. 639 00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:14,220 It's so grown-up and scary. 640 00:44:14,290 --> 00:44:16,620 - When will you tell your parents? - Why don't you tell them? 641 00:44:16,690 --> 00:44:18,820 Yeah, right. 642 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,720 "A home is a place where you keep your socks... 643 00:44:21,790 --> 00:44:24,490 and socks are for keeping everything warm." 644 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,420 That's my grandma. 645 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,570 Come on, Rasta man. Share something with me. 646 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,070 I just did an interpretation of my dead grandmother. 647 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,230 Speak. 648 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:38,710 I was married once... 649 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:40,710 about 19 years ago. 650 00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:43,770 How long were you married? 651 00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:45,280 Two years. 652 00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:48,290 Her name was Sara. 653 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:53,980 She used to put baby powder in all of her shoes. 654 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:56,720 We had this brown shag carpet in the house. 655 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,990 So she'd walk around. 656 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,030 She'd leave these white footprints everywhere. 657 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,470 It was like being married to Casper. 658 00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:09,070 - Was she pretty? - She had nice feet. 659 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:11,130 Did you love her? 660 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:18,310 Why do you hate your family? 661 00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:20,320 I don't hate them. 662 00:45:20,390 --> 00:45:22,880 I just... I'm happy I'm not them. 663 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,290 Hate's an emotion. 664 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,420 I'm not good with emotion stuff. 665 00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:34,360 No emotion. 666 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,970 I think I love you so what am I so afraid of 667 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,880 I'm afraid that I'm not sure of 668 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:12,260 Ben, 3 is the number. You have 60 seconds to do it. 669 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:16,100 Let's begin. In the comic strip peanuts, what breed is snoopy? 670 00:46:16,170 --> 00:46:18,370 Airedale. 671 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,710 - Beagle. - Yes. 672 00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,800 The flag of what North African Arab nation is solid green? 673 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,310 - Libya. - Yes. 674 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,940 Damn, this guy knows everything. 675 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,560 You scared me! 676 00:46:41,630 --> 00:46:43,400 Look at you... 677 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:45,870 in this beautiful green top. 678 00:46:47,370 --> 00:46:49,400 Well, you match the jell-o. 679 00:46:49,470 --> 00:46:51,410 There's something I have to talk to you about, mom. 680 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,470 - Want some, sweetie? - No, I don't. Mom, mom! 681 00:46:53,550 --> 00:46:56,310 There's something I have to talk to you about, okay? 682 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,820 - Is that all right? - Yeah, sure. 683 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,180 Honey, I think I know what this is about. 684 00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:04,020 Honey, you're not used to wearing dresses... 685 00:47:04,090 --> 00:47:06,020 that reveal your figure. 686 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,180 You have such a beautiful figure. 687 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:10,520 All you need is a good bra. 688 00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,530 It has nothing to do with that. 689 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,090 Did you know there are women in the stores who fit bras? 690 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,430 - Mom! - It's just support. 691 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,530 I'm going to move into my own apartment, okay? 692 00:47:22,210 --> 00:47:24,440 Really? 693 00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,110 That's so nice. 694 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,310 Hey, dad. 695 00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:06,070 What are you doing? 696 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:07,680 Hey, Jen. 697 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:11,480 The Santa Ana winds came in last night and trashed my fries. 698 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,820 How you doin', girl? It's been a while. 699 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:16,990 "A while." 700 00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:21,120 That's a great song. 701 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,530 Yeah. Very groovy. 702 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,300 I didn't know you liked that kind of music. 703 00:48:28,270 --> 00:48:30,470 Is there anything you know about me? 704 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,910 Yeah. 705 00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:34,000 I know you're workin' in a clothing store. 706 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,550 I know you don't have quite so many holes in your head. 707 00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:39,380 I know you're getting your own apartment. 708 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,780 I know you're not talking to your mother. 709 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:45,120 I know you hate me, and I know I don't blame you for it. 710 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,590 Impressive. The human has brain cells. 711 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,160 So... 712 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:54,860 did you just... 713 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,670 come by here to make me more miserable or what? 714 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:01,570 Oh, poor baby. 715 00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:05,970 You're my daughter and I love you, but cut the crap. 716 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,450 I'm still your father, and I deserve an iota of respect. 717 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,110 Why should I respect you? 718 00:49:14,850 --> 00:49:16,340 Fuck it. 719 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:19,960 So how did it go with your parents? 720 00:49:20,030 --> 00:49:22,120 Fabulous. 721 00:49:22,190 --> 00:49:23,630 Sounds like it. 722 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,590 Is that a sack lunch? 723 00:49:27,670 --> 00:49:29,160 It's for you. 724 00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:31,530 I don't want to have a sack lunch with my lunch. 725 00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,540 It's a present for you. 726 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:38,900 - Wow. Thank you. - Gonna put it on? 727 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:42,080 Here? 728 00:49:42,150 --> 00:49:44,380 I see somebody you know! 729 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,490 All right. Hold this. 730 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:50,050 I'll guard you. 731 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,550 - Can you hold that? - I've got that. 732 00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:09,330 - Oh, bitchin'! - How does it look? Good? 733 00:50:09,410 --> 00:50:11,500 - It kicks ass. - Thank you. 734 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,020 So what do you want to do now? 735 00:50:21,590 --> 00:50:24,420 Come on. Yes! 736 00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,510 Just a small one. We'll put it someplace nobody will notice. 737 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:30,820 Listen to me very carefully. I am not getting a fucking tattoo. 738 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,520 Ooh, you said the really bad word. 739 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,160 Yeah, I did. 740 00:50:35,230 --> 00:50:37,760 I am, in fact, the boy who cried "fuck." 741 00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:45,330 I want the smallest tattoo that you can make. 742 00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:50,280 A dot or a period or something like that. 743 00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:51,820 Does it come in a flesh tone? 744 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:55,610 Very, very, very small. 745 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,200 Oh, Jesus. 746 00:51:16,010 --> 00:51:18,000 Oh, god. 747 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,010 It's a scorpion. 748 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,550 That's it. 749 00:52:07,630 --> 00:52:09,890 All right. I'm getting out of here right now. 750 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,050 Why? 751 00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:13,500 - What's going on? - Nothing. 752 00:52:13,570 --> 00:52:15,500 - This is insane. - What's your problem? 753 00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:17,060 - I just can't do this. - What? 754 00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:18,300 - This! - Why? 755 00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:20,740 - I can't. - Can't what? Loosen up? 756 00:52:20,810 --> 00:52:22,360 Not with you. 757 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,070 I'm sorry I made you have a good time. 758 00:52:24,140 --> 00:52:26,080 You obviously can't handle it. 759 00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:28,840 Why can't you even tell me what your problem is? 760 00:52:28,910 --> 00:52:31,580 I don't care. I give up. I don't even like you anymore. 761 00:52:31,650 --> 00:52:33,080 You're pathetic. 762 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,700 You know, the front door is open. 763 00:53:21,770 --> 00:53:23,890 Where do you think you live, knots landing? 764 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:28,170 We can't be friends. I'm sorry. 765 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,470 What do you mean, "we can't be friends"? 766 00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,170 You just want to shut the entire world out? 767 00:53:34,350 --> 00:53:36,640 Guess what. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. 768 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:40,120 You have to leave. I don't have in me what you need. 769 00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:42,120 How do you know what I need? 770 00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:44,120 You don't even know me. You don't know anybody. 771 00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:46,250 - What's wrong with you? - I'm old! 772 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,260 - I'm George Burns. - Who's George Burns? 773 00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:51,850 I'm uncle fester, I'm Andy of Mayberry... 774 00:53:51,930 --> 00:53:54,230 Mr. Roper, Grandpa Munster. 775 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,430 - I get it. - Good! Then leave. 776 00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:01,600 What are you so afraid of, huh? 777 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,480 I'm afraid of everything. 778 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:08,440 - What's "everything"? - I don't know. Everything! 779 00:54:09,610 --> 00:54:11,780 I can't fly. 780 00:54:11,850 --> 00:54:15,720 I can't be in a boat or a train, any transportation. 781 00:54:15,790 --> 00:54:19,150 I can't do that. I don't like being in a car. 782 00:54:20,430 --> 00:54:22,360 I don't take elevators. 783 00:54:22,430 --> 00:54:24,450 Crowded places drive me crazy... 784 00:54:24,530 --> 00:54:27,230 but uncrowded places make me crazy. 785 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:32,240 I'm afraid of prescription drugs. 786 00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:34,570 They won't do it in front of you. They're going in the back. 787 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,110 There's something wrong with it. They're doing something. 788 00:54:39,810 --> 00:54:41,900 I'm afraid of falling asleep. 789 00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,740 I don't even understand the expression. 790 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,910 Why are you falling? Where are you falling? 791 00:54:47,990 --> 00:54:49,720 It's just so... 792 00:54:49,790 --> 00:54:51,950 I don't know. 793 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:54,650 I always wished I had a button on my neck... 794 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:57,590 where I could push it and be asleep like a machine... 795 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,250 but I can't... 796 00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:02,030 so I just lay there, and I hate it. 797 00:55:03,540 --> 00:55:05,030 I hate it. 798 00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:11,070 What did I leave out? 799 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,580 Oh, yeah, yeah. 800 00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:16,980 I'm not that crazy about waking up. 801 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:45,100 You know, there's a lot of people that have a fear of clowns. 802 00:55:45,180 --> 00:55:47,110 Isn't that funny? 803 00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:51,340 See, that doesn't bother me. 804 00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:56,220 I'm afraid of clowns. 805 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,860 Why can't you be like other kids? 806 00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:11,130 Stand in line at clubs, smoke cigars, dance... 807 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,360 experiment with bisexuality. 808 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,600 You know, teenage stuff. 809 00:56:15,670 --> 00:56:18,040 Come on. We're trying somebody new tonight. 810 00:56:20,850 --> 00:56:23,140 Mildred... 811 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,910 I'd like to introduce you to Randall Harris of the Harrises. 812 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:29,480 Hi, Mildred. How are you? 813 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:31,490 That's a silly question. 814 00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:36,890 She might be a little shy. I don't normally bring guests. 815 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:37,890 Sure. 816 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:47,270 Why do you do this? 817 00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,830 Energy. 818 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,840 I can feel their energy. 819 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,640 A little bit of a thousand souls. 820 00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:57,980 Come on. It's your turn. 821 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,250 No, not just yet. 822 00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,250 Come on. Lie down. Close your eyes. 823 00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:06,520 I love these slacks. 824 00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:12,700 Come on. 825 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,100 Don't do that. 826 00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:16,260 Lie down. 827 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,600 Comin' down. 828 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:29,150 Close your eyes. 829 00:57:34,690 --> 00:57:36,620 Now what? 830 00:57:36,690 --> 00:57:39,280 Now you start up a conversation. 831 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,220 With whom? 832 00:57:41,290 --> 00:57:43,390 The person you're sitting on. 833 00:57:50,970 --> 00:57:53,800 Can you feel it? Can you feel their energy? 834 00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:00,040 I feel it. 835 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:02,140 You do? 836 00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:05,340 God, I really do feel it. 837 00:58:07,990 --> 00:58:10,320 Thanks for letting me crash here. 838 00:58:10,390 --> 00:58:12,690 Hey, it's late. No problem. 839 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,190 Welcome. 840 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,600 - Nice house. - Thank you. 841 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:23,200 So I'm gonna put on some hot tea. 842 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,800 Listen, if you feel that you want to take a shower, just go upstairs. 843 00:58:29,870 --> 00:58:31,810 I have fresh towels. 844 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,210 Make yourself at home. 845 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:40,010 Great. 846 00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:41,520 Thank you. 847 00:58:51,030 --> 00:58:54,550 Okay, so you're somewhere and you see somebody you know. 848 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:57,460 What do you say? 849 00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,630 I know you. 850 00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:04,460 Hello. 851 00:59:04,540 --> 00:59:05,970 Hey. 852 00:59:09,180 --> 00:59:11,080 All right. 853 00:59:11,150 --> 00:59:13,580 You're in the store. A customer's just tried on a suit. 854 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,410 He looks quite handsome. What do you say? 855 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,750 Hey, dude. Funky stuff, man. 856 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,590 Yeah! 857 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:25,060 I pray to god that's not it. 858 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,470 You know, in spite of what you're doing... 859 00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:44,210 you should know that you're very beautiful. 860 00:59:52,290 --> 00:59:53,850 You think I'm beautiful? 861 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,590 You want to watch a video or something? 862 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,600 Okay, how 'bout we have a staring contest? 863 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:05,830 Oh, don't do that with me 'cause I'll kill you. 864 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,100 Fine then. Let's see what you're made of. 865 01:00:10,810 --> 01:00:12,240 Ready? 866 01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:14,880 Go! 867 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,270 You're blinking. 868 01:00:24,650 --> 01:00:26,420 Again. 869 01:00:26,490 --> 01:00:28,420 - Go. - Go! 870 01:00:38,270 --> 01:00:40,200 You want some more tea? 871 01:02:12,130 --> 01:02:16,500 - All right. All right. - Where you going? 872 01:02:16,570 --> 01:02:19,130 I'm going to go for a run. 873 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,000 When I get back, we need to talk. We have to have a little talk. 874 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:27,400 Don't worry about me. I'll just stay here and go through some drawers. 875 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,780 Save me some time and tell me where you keep the good stuff. 876 01:02:31,850 --> 01:02:33,980 I don't have any good stuff. 877 01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:37,820 - That's sad. - Oh, is it? And you do? 878 01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:39,950 - Yup. - Uh-huh? 879 01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,010 Where do you keep yours? 880 01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:43,860 In a box under my bed. 881 01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:49,760 I don't have a box under my bed, and you're the good stuff. 882 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:56,270 I have a blue foot. 883 01:03:11,350 --> 01:03:15,690 So much stuff, so little time to snoop. 884 01:03:23,870 --> 01:03:26,430 Don't do it! 885 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,530 I have to. 886 01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:31,230 I just have to. 887 01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:33,040 Don't do it. 888 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,870 I have to. Oh, I have to. 889 01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,650 Grandma? 890 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,070 Get up! 891 01:05:10,070 --> 01:05:11,510 Get up! 892 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:17,340 Hey, help! Somebody, help! 893 01:05:18,410 --> 01:05:22,510 Help me, please! Help! 894 01:05:22,590 --> 01:05:25,250 Please! Please, help! 895 01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,360 Hi, I'm patty. 896 01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:53,110 Did Randall mention any family at all to you? 897 01:05:55,820 --> 01:05:58,410 No. Why does he need them? 898 01:05:58,490 --> 01:06:03,520 Well, as you probably know, he's had this for a long time. 899 01:06:03,590 --> 01:06:06,060 He's very sick and... 900 01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:11,630 the next few days are gonna be critical. 901 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:14,890 I'm sorry. 902 01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:26,670 So you wouldn't suggest starting... 903 01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:29,680 any new magazine subscriptions? 904 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:33,380 I'm sorry, Randall. 905 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,850 I don't know what to say exactly... 906 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:40,580 but you've known all along how precarious this type of leukemia is. 907 01:07:40,660 --> 01:07:42,450 Listen... 908 01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:46,150 you'll have some good days, you'll have some bad days. 909 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:50,290 But when it becomes acute like this, our options are limited. 910 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:52,600 Would you hand me that bag? 911 01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:57,200 We'll give you antibiotics to treat the infection... 912 01:07:57,270 --> 01:08:00,540 pain medication to keep you comfortable. 913 01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:04,140 Chemotherapy's an option, but it's very risky. 914 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:10,220 There are some experimental programs we're looking into... 915 01:08:10,290 --> 01:08:12,480 but those need FD a approval. 916 01:08:22,370 --> 01:08:24,130 There's my beauty. 917 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:28,000 - We'll see you in a little bit. - Call us if you need anything. 918 01:08:37,250 --> 01:08:39,340 You look good. 919 01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:41,680 You don't. 920 01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:43,780 Come here. 921 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,720 Come over here. Come here. 922 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,520 You didn't say "Simon says." 923 01:08:50,590 --> 01:08:54,760 Simon says, "come here, please." 924 01:09:03,570 --> 01:09:05,910 So you just knew all along. 925 01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:08,380 Yeah, I did. 926 01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:11,640 I'm gonna use the "fuck" word now. 927 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:14,010 I understand. 928 01:09:17,550 --> 01:09:19,580 How can you do this? 929 01:09:21,230 --> 01:09:24,160 How can you be sick? You can't be sick, right? 930 01:09:24,230 --> 01:09:26,530 Because you would have told me you were sick, wouldn't you? 931 01:09:27,730 --> 01:09:29,320 I'm sorry. 932 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,160 I should have told you. I didn't tell anybody. 933 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,210 I never even told my wife. 934 01:09:35,270 --> 01:09:37,260 It was like I thought if the words didn't come out... 935 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,500 then maybe it wouldn't be true. 936 01:09:39,580 --> 01:09:41,510 Does that make any sense? 937 01:09:41,580 --> 01:09:43,880 So I'll just assume that you're gonna be okay, right? 938 01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:50,010 You're not gonna be okay, and that really sucks. 939 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,690 'Cause for the first time ever in my whole non-perfect... 940 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,520 excuse of a stupid life, I really, really liked it! 941 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,890 I liked my life. 942 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:04,530 - You still have your life. - No, I don't. 943 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:08,400 I don't have my life because I love you so much. 944 01:10:17,310 --> 01:10:19,480 Wait a second. Don't leave. 945 01:10:19,550 --> 01:10:21,540 Where are you going? 946 01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:24,090 If a person's on their deathbed, you have to stay and listen. 947 01:10:24,150 --> 01:10:26,090 It's the hospital rule. 948 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:28,150 Come back here. 949 01:10:32,830 --> 01:10:34,760 I spoke to your grandmother. 950 01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:38,890 - Oh, bullshit! - No, it's not bullshit. 951 01:10:38,970 --> 01:10:42,060 You taught me how to do it, and I've been doing it. 952 01:10:42,140 --> 01:10:44,070 Oh, yeah? What'd she say? 953 01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:48,440 She said to stop this! Stop it! 954 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:51,070 You don't understand. 955 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:56,350 You have all of these people who care about you. You have a family. 956 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:59,290 - Oh, yeah, great family. - Oh, so what? 957 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:03,380 So they're all insane. Lock them up. Who cares? At least they're here. 958 01:11:06,100 --> 01:11:07,620 I wish my parents were still here. 959 01:11:07,700 --> 01:11:10,860 I can't even call 'em up and say, "I hate you." 960 01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:12,600 You don't know how lucky you are. 961 01:11:12,670 --> 01:11:17,110 - Well, I don't feel so lucky. - You won't let yourself. 962 01:11:17,170 --> 01:11:21,130 You think this is why your grandmother tries to talk to you? 963 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:23,700 Don't you think she's got better stuff to do all day... 964 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,180 than to get through to nobody? 965 01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,650 You're not alone. 966 01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:37,160 Who is this talking... you or grandma? 967 01:11:37,230 --> 01:11:39,490 I don't know. We're both talking. 968 01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:42,260 If it makes you feel better, it's mostly her. 969 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,990 Come here. 970 01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,170 Come here. Sit down. 971 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:53,470 Would you just once... 972 01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:57,780 do something I ask you the first time, please? 973 01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:12,080 Now you close your eyes, and you listen. 974 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,870 Come on. Close your eyes. 975 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,360 Listen. 976 01:12:23,740 --> 01:12:26,170 I don't hear anything. 977 01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:32,670 I care about you more than anyone else in the world. 978 01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,490 What's that? 979 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,410 Morphine. 980 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:01,930 Morphine. Oh, cool. 981 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:14,180 "Dear rand, I can't live with you in this house. 982 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:17,380 It's like I'm living alone. You won't talk to me or touch me. 983 01:14:17,450 --> 01:14:19,550 I don't know what's going on... 984 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:23,690 but I can't live like this anymore." 985 01:14:35,770 --> 01:14:38,260 Information. City and listing, please. 986 01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:39,970 Albuquerque. 987 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,640 Sara Harris, 10122 Paso Robles. 988 01:14:44,950 --> 01:14:47,310 I'm sorry. That's an unlisted number. 989 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:48,980 Shit. 990 01:14:58,060 --> 01:15:00,860 You have a cousin Louise? 991 01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:03,060 I'm only gonna be gone for two days. 992 01:15:03,130 --> 01:15:05,730 - Okay? - Two days? 993 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,400 Yeah, it'll go by really fast. 994 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,410 I'll call you when I'm on the road... 995 01:15:10,470 --> 01:15:13,000 when I get there at the wedding. 996 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,840 - These are chocolates for you. - Okay. Thank you. 997 01:15:19,850 --> 01:15:21,510 Well, have a good time. 998 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:25,020 - Hurry back. - Okay, I will. 999 01:15:25,090 --> 01:15:28,110 I will hurry back so fast. 1000 01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:30,660 Be careful. 1001 01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:32,890 - I'll call you, okay? - Put your seat belt on. 1002 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:56,680 All right, so I'll see you later. 1003 01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:01,590 Is there something else I can get for you? 1004 01:16:03,430 --> 01:16:05,550 I wouldn't mind a little company. 1005 01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,780 Okay, what was I gonna say? 1006 01:16:31,860 --> 01:16:35,850 I was gonna say, "excuse me, Mrs. Harris, I know we've never met... 1007 01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:37,860 and you haven't seen your husband in 19 years... 1008 01:16:37,930 --> 01:16:40,190 but I really think you should know that..." 1009 01:16:40,260 --> 01:16:43,820 oh, that's not good. Shit. 1010 01:16:51,810 --> 01:16:55,680 - What do you want? - Who are you? 1011 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,610 Excuse me? Who are you? 1012 01:16:59,950 --> 01:17:02,540 Does Sara Harris live here? 1013 01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:05,420 You want any information, you can tell me who you are. 1014 01:17:05,490 --> 01:17:06,920 How's that? 1015 01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,960 My name's J. I'm a friend of her husband's. 1016 01:17:11,030 --> 01:17:14,000 That's interesting information. You want to come in for a coke? 1017 01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:16,030 Do you have a telephone and some chocolate? 1018 01:17:16,100 --> 01:17:17,460 How 'bout a lollipop? 1019 01:17:17,530 --> 01:17:19,830 So, my name is Randy. 1020 01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:24,030 Sara was my mother. 1021 01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:25,670 - "Was"? - Yeah. 1022 01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,180 She was in a car accident about six months ago. 1023 01:17:29,110 --> 01:17:30,550 Shit. 1024 01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:34,180 I'm sorry. That's awful. 1025 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,340 Thanks, twilight zone. 1026 01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:38,940 Now, what husband are you talking about? 1027 01:17:40,590 --> 01:17:43,180 She was married before. Didn't she tell you? 1028 01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:46,920 Yeah, I know. My father died before I was born. 1029 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,430 Did she say anything about him? 1030 01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:51,900 No. She gave me a picture once. 1031 01:17:51,970 --> 01:17:53,330 Can I see it? 1032 01:17:55,970 --> 01:17:57,410 Sure. 1033 01:18:19,260 --> 01:18:22,160 You find out you have a dad, you're not even curious to meet him? 1034 01:18:22,230 --> 01:18:24,500 - Not really. - Well, he's dying. 1035 01:18:24,570 --> 01:18:27,330 Yeah, I know. You let me know that. And you know what? 1036 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,700 That makes the blessed event even more enticing. 1037 01:18:29,770 --> 01:18:31,600 You're basically asking me... 1038 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,200 to go meet a man who will be dead soon, right? 1039 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:37,210 "Hi, dad. I'm here just in time to bury you." 1040 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,980 - What kind of friend are you anyway? - I love him. 1041 01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:42,380 - What kind of love? - He's been my best friend. 1042 01:18:42,450 --> 01:18:44,110 Did you fuck him? 1043 01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:52,520 Shit. 1044 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:18,780 Look, I'm a bitter asshole, okay? 1045 01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:22,990 I have been most of my life. I usually keep it to myself. 1046 01:19:23,060 --> 01:19:26,760 I've lost my mother, and now I find out I have a father... 1047 01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:29,320 who's alive, but he's dying. 1048 01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,800 Lot of stuff. 1049 01:19:30,870 --> 01:19:34,130 I'm just not sure if I have the right outfit for my debut on Oprah. 1050 01:19:35,070 --> 01:19:37,470 Well, I'm sure I can find you something. 1051 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:40,870 Where did you come from? 1052 01:19:40,940 --> 01:19:42,670 How did this happen? 1053 01:19:42,750 --> 01:19:45,440 I don't know if you're a good thing... 1054 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,970 or the fucking plague. 1055 01:19:49,050 --> 01:19:51,990 Does this mean you're coming with me to meet him or what? 1056 01:19:52,060 --> 01:19:54,580 Yeah. You know what? I will go with you. 1057 01:19:55,730 --> 01:19:58,790 But I'm not talking to him... 1058 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,450 or you. 1059 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,500 - Fine! - Good! 1060 01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:32,230 You've been my nurse for such a long time... 1061 01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,090 but I don't know anything about you. 1062 01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:38,070 I'm a dick. 1063 01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:40,860 You're not a dick. 1064 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:45,370 Believe me, I'm very familiar with dicks. 1065 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:51,080 You are just a man who hasn't let anyone in his life... 1066 01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:53,670 because he knew he was sick. 1067 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:56,950 Thank you. 1068 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:59,180 You know, you've... 1069 01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:04,390 never asked me to leave... 1070 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:07,690 but you never really asked me to... 1071 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:11,030 shall we say, invited me to stay either. 1072 01:21:12,940 --> 01:21:14,870 Would you stay? 1073 01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:19,370 Would you ask me? 1074 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,960 Want to come up for lunch? 1075 01:21:45,370 --> 01:21:47,730 Fine. I'll eat, but I'm not talking. 1076 01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,770 No, we never did it. 1077 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,830 He's the greatest person I've ever met in my whole stupid life. 1078 01:21:57,810 --> 01:22:00,580 Turkey and Swiss okay? 1079 01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:02,520 How about 20 questions? 1080 01:22:02,590 --> 01:22:05,520 I may not have that much time. 1081 01:22:05,590 --> 01:22:08,220 How about four questions? 1082 01:22:08,290 --> 01:22:11,230 Okay. All right. Four. 1083 01:22:11,290 --> 01:22:12,730 Number one: 1084 01:22:15,630 --> 01:22:18,530 Do you love her? 1085 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,860 Yes. 1086 01:22:21,770 --> 01:22:24,900 Is it romantic love... 1087 01:22:24,970 --> 01:22:27,670 or is it infatuation... 1088 01:22:27,740 --> 01:22:31,440 with youth and spirit kind of love? 1089 01:22:31,510 --> 01:22:34,040 That's three questions. 1090 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,140 Come on, I'm serious. What is it? 1091 01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:38,620 I don't know. 1092 01:22:38,690 --> 01:22:43,350 It's like a family love. 1093 01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:45,020 Thanks. 1094 01:22:48,670 --> 01:22:51,070 - How's he doing? - No change. 1095 01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,300 If he doesn't improve, they'll just send him home. 1096 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,230 - What are you doing? - I gotta sleep. 1097 01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:26,640 No, no. Can you just get back on the road right now? 1098 01:23:26,770 --> 01:23:28,930 - Come on. - Listen, if I continue to drive... 1099 01:23:29,010 --> 01:23:31,670 then most probably a big truck full of some farm crap... 1100 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,370 is gonna mow us down... 1101 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,410 and then look at how many dead people will be in this story. 1102 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:38,910 All right. Coffee. 1103 01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:41,380 Dude, get that away from me. 1104 01:23:41,450 --> 01:23:44,850 If you're not gonna drive, let me drive. Get out of the car. 1105 01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:47,450 - When was the last time you slept? - A few days ago, but... 1106 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,790 exactly. So if I'm gonna meet this dad guy... 1107 01:23:49,860 --> 01:23:52,160 then I get some beauty sleep, all right? 1108 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:57,730 Okay, listen, you selfish loser asshole. 1109 01:23:57,800 --> 01:23:59,560 I've got to get to R and I've got to get to R now... 1110 01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:02,200 and I've got to be in this car for eight torturous hours with you... 1111 01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:05,240 so that means we have no more pit stops, no more anything stops. 1112 01:24:05,310 --> 01:24:08,740 Maybe we can have one stop for a coke and a pee, and that's it. 1113 01:24:08,810 --> 01:24:10,240 No, no, no. Never mind. 1114 01:24:10,310 --> 01:24:12,540 We don't have enough time for a coke and a pee. 1115 01:24:12,620 --> 01:24:14,280 Maybe just a pee if you're really desperate. 1116 01:24:14,350 --> 01:24:16,250 Shut up, Sybil. Shut up. 1117 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,580 "Sybil"? 1118 01:24:17,650 --> 01:24:20,090 Yeah, you know Sybil... the woman with eight home phone numbers. 1119 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:24,860 It's not necessarily bad. A plethora of personalities can be enchanting. 1120 01:24:24,930 --> 01:24:26,860 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 1121 01:24:26,930 --> 01:24:28,950 - Fuck you. - Fuck you, all eight of you. 1122 01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:53,420 Don't leave me alone, please. 1123 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:03,400 What? 1124 01:25:03,470 --> 01:25:05,400 Wake up. What's wrong? 1125 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,830 What do you want? 1126 01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:11,170 Why don't you help me stay awake? 1127 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:14,000 We'll play a little game, all right? 1128 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,010 Yeah? Good. 1129 01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,680 Soda can. 1130 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:24,580 All right, that was easy. 1131 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:34,560 - Chocolate. - Hmm. That was good. 1132 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,260 Shit! 1133 01:25:43,110 --> 01:25:45,200 What the hell? 1134 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:52,280 So when was the last time you were in a serious relationship? 1135 01:25:52,350 --> 01:25:55,720 A long time ago. I'm not a good relationship person. 1136 01:25:57,650 --> 01:26:00,490 You speak for the world. 1137 01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,930 Okay, he's checked out, and they said he could spend... 1138 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,330 whatever time he has left at home, so let's go. 1139 01:26:33,490 --> 01:26:35,420 You're gonna love him. 1140 01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:40,860 What am I doing? I cannot believe I'm doing this right now. 1141 01:26:40,930 --> 01:26:43,360 Well, believe it. It's your reality. 1142 01:26:43,430 --> 01:26:45,460 - All right, hurry up now. - Oh, my god. 1143 01:26:59,110 --> 01:27:00,980 I hate this fucking song! 1144 01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:04,580 Oh, my god. 1145 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:07,810 Oh, shit. 1146 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:11,160 R, I'd like to introduce you to your son. 1147 01:27:11,230 --> 01:27:13,630 - Son? - Son? 1148 01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:15,290 Son. 1149 01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:17,130 Dad! 1150 01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:34,850 - Come in. - "Come in." 1151 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:39,010 You don't even know who it is, and just, "come in"? 1152 01:27:39,090 --> 01:27:41,180 I knew it was you. 1153 01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:43,990 So silicone lips doesn't knock? 1154 01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:52,620 I'm sorry. 1155 01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,100 I understand. 1156 01:27:57,410 --> 01:28:02,000 Well, I'm three quarters through the understanding stage. 1157 01:28:04,110 --> 01:28:06,880 But it hurts me, though. You know? 1158 01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:09,540 And it's not good pain. 1159 01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:12,880 I don't know that there ever really was good pain. 1160 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:15,150 I used to think so, but I don't now. 1161 01:28:15,220 --> 01:28:19,180 - Ramble, ramble, ramble. - Hey, please, I get it. 1162 01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:22,660 Come here. Sit down. 1163 01:28:28,340 --> 01:28:30,000 I missed you. 1164 01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:32,230 Did you? 1165 01:28:32,310 --> 01:28:35,110 Yes, I did. 1166 01:28:37,250 --> 01:28:39,840 I missed you too. 1167 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:43,320 It's a good thing, this missing stuff. 1168 01:28:48,020 --> 01:28:50,010 Thanks for the present. 1169 01:28:50,090 --> 01:28:53,030 - You're welcome. - What's he like? 1170 01:28:53,100 --> 01:28:55,560 Oh, he's kind of like you. 1171 01:28:56,630 --> 01:28:58,000 He's an asshole? 1172 01:28:58,070 --> 01:29:00,000 No, worse than that. 1173 01:29:00,070 --> 01:29:02,870 He's a pathetic loser asshole. 1174 01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:05,930 That's my boy. 1175 01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:09,500 So you like him. 1176 01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:14,280 - Are you mental? - Totally. 1177 01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:16,980 I've gotten down with it. I've boogied. 1178 01:29:17,050 --> 01:29:18,850 Okay, shaft. 1179 01:29:22,090 --> 01:29:23,460 Excuse me. 1180 01:29:24,790 --> 01:29:26,820 I hear my mother calling. 1181 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:35,200 Sorry about the timing. 1182 01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:38,430 I don't think the first apology should be coming from you. 1183 01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:44,110 I wish I could have known you. 1184 01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:47,350 Yeah? All right. 1185 01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:50,480 Well, I don't do drugs. 1186 01:29:50,550 --> 01:29:52,490 I do. 1187 01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:55,710 I don't know. I failed algebra. 1188 01:29:56,860 --> 01:29:58,850 It's okay. 1189 01:29:58,930 --> 01:30:01,730 - I failed your mother. - Yeah. 1190 01:30:01,860 --> 01:30:04,260 She told me you were dead. 1191 01:30:04,330 --> 01:30:06,390 It's true. I was. 1192 01:30:06,470 --> 01:30:08,560 Did she ever talk about me? 1193 01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,730 No. 1194 01:30:18,050 --> 01:30:20,740 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 1195 01:30:22,220 --> 01:30:25,080 What are we supposed to talk about? 1196 01:30:25,150 --> 01:30:27,820 Damned if I know. 1197 01:30:28,990 --> 01:30:32,590 I'm a fucking father. I don't know what to say. 1198 01:30:36,730 --> 01:30:40,430 I'll leave you money for therapy. 1199 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:44,600 And for college. I want you to go to college. 1200 01:30:44,670 --> 01:30:46,830 It's really important, okay? 1201 01:30:46,910 --> 01:30:48,970 - Did you? - Yes. 1202 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:52,380 - Yes. - What did you learn? 1203 01:30:52,450 --> 01:30:54,380 Give me a second, I'll think of it. 1204 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:27,870 What is going on with you? 1205 01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:30,210 What do you mean? 1206 01:31:31,490 --> 01:31:35,350 Well, you're just sitting here talking to me. You don't do that. 1207 01:31:36,590 --> 01:31:39,250 I know. I'm sorry. 1208 01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:41,260 Honey, what's wrong? 1209 01:31:48,340 --> 01:31:50,430 I'd like to be a better daughter. 1210 01:31:50,510 --> 01:31:54,530 Sweetie, are you pregnant? 1211 01:31:55,340 --> 01:31:56,780 No. 1212 01:32:01,320 --> 01:32:02,910 And... 1213 01:32:05,590 --> 01:32:09,050 and I'd like to be your friend. 1214 01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:12,490 I'd like to know a lot of things about you. 1215 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:18,700 I know that you are... 1216 01:32:18,770 --> 01:32:21,200 embarrassed and ashamed of me. 1217 01:32:21,270 --> 01:32:24,400 Oh, baby, no, no, no. I never said that. No. 1218 01:32:25,470 --> 01:32:30,210 But I really, really need to talk to you... 1219 01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:32,270 about the things that matter to me. 1220 01:32:33,750 --> 01:32:35,180 Okay? 1221 01:32:36,250 --> 01:32:37,950 So... 1222 01:33:03,710 --> 01:33:06,580 - So, that was rap. - Yep. 1223 01:33:06,650 --> 01:33:10,020 Well, I thought it was nice. 1224 01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:12,680 Come on, mom. I'll show you how to talk to grandma. 1225 01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:15,690 - I do not know how you do this. - I'll teach you. 1226 01:33:31,770 --> 01:33:33,210 Well... 1227 01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:36,610 grandma says "hi." 1228 01:33:52,460 --> 01:33:55,220 Take care of R for me, grandma. 1229 01:33:56,300 --> 01:33:58,530 Teach him to dance. 1230 01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:14,840 Honey. 1231 01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:17,150 Should you be smoking that now? 1232 01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:21,080 Oh, man. 1233 01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:24,350 Come on. I think tonight will be fun. 1234 01:34:24,430 --> 01:34:26,360 Oh, "fun"? 1235 01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:31,290 Fun was dropping acid in the '60s. 1236 01:34:31,370 --> 01:34:34,700 Fun was streaking at my sister's prom. 1237 01:34:34,770 --> 01:34:37,640 Fun was staging a sit-in at a titty bar on sunset. 1238 01:34:37,710 --> 01:34:39,140 This... 1239 01:34:40,540 --> 01:34:43,770 this is very bad Fellini we're about to enter into. 1240 01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:48,370 Tell me something. 1241 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:53,620 Did you and J ever... 1242 01:34:53,690 --> 01:34:57,250 no, no. The answer is no. 1243 01:35:02,430 --> 01:35:06,130 - Why don't you tell me something? - Tell you what? 1244 01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:10,830 Tell me how you're gonna look after her when I'm gone. 1245 01:35:15,010 --> 01:35:16,600 I just want to let you know... 1246 01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:20,110 as far as dads go... 1247 01:35:20,180 --> 01:35:22,380 you probably would have been all right. 1248 01:35:23,550 --> 01:35:25,920 Probably. 1249 01:35:25,990 --> 01:35:28,510 So you really wanted this dinner? 1250 01:35:28,590 --> 01:35:31,520 Hey, I'm dying. 1251 01:35:31,590 --> 01:35:34,460 How bad could it be? 1252 01:35:58,320 --> 01:35:59,410 Excellent. 1253 01:35:59,490 --> 01:36:02,750 - The peas. - I love peas. 1254 01:36:03,830 --> 01:36:05,880 So delicious. 1255 01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:11,090 Tasty. 1256 01:36:12,030 --> 01:36:14,590 Sorry, man. 1257 01:36:35,820 --> 01:36:38,120 You want to dance with me? 1258 01:37:05,090 --> 01:37:06,680 Pre-Beatle. 1259 01:37:06,750 --> 01:37:08,650 Oh, I love this song. 1260 01:37:21,900 --> 01:37:24,670 Thank you so much for this evening. 1261 01:37:26,870 --> 01:37:28,400 You're welcome. 1262 01:37:34,850 --> 01:37:37,150 You remember that promise you owe me? 1263 01:37:38,420 --> 01:37:40,980 I do. 1264 01:37:41,060 --> 01:37:43,020 Promise me when you're gone... 1265 01:37:43,090 --> 01:37:45,890 you'll send a message so I know you're okay. 1266 01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:52,090 I promise. 1267 01:37:56,270 --> 01:38:00,330 If you promise me your father won't touch anything. 1268 01:38:10,150 --> 01:38:12,090 Mrs. Benson, would you like to dance? 1269 01:38:24,830 --> 01:38:28,100 - Sorry. - Would you like to dance? 1270 01:38:29,900 --> 01:38:31,170 Sure. 1271 01:38:33,370 --> 01:38:35,310 I'm afraid I'm not very good. 1272 01:38:44,420 --> 01:38:46,320 Trippy. 1273 01:38:46,390 --> 01:38:47,480 Yeah. 1274 01:38:50,020 --> 01:38:52,580 What's up with you and the dying guy? 1275 01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:56,360 I only sleep with unavailable men. 1276 01:38:59,830 --> 01:39:02,700 The guy said, "what's the name of your act?" 1277 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,260 I said, "the aristocrats." 1278 01:39:08,010 --> 01:39:09,940 Look at that. 1279 01:39:10,010 --> 01:39:12,570 You must feel pretty proud of yourself. 1280 01:39:14,350 --> 01:39:19,150 It's just one of those small but enormous things. 1281 01:39:20,490 --> 01:39:22,650 The aristocrats. 1282 01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,660 - Wow. - Fuckin' aristocrats. 1283 01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:31,160 But wait, wait, wait. Tell that other one about Dave. 1284 01:39:42,610 --> 01:39:45,580 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1285 01:39:45,650 --> 01:39:48,380 Absolutely true story. 1286 01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,880 Okay, now. 1287 01:39:54,360 --> 01:39:56,020 Dude. 1288 01:39:57,090 --> 01:39:59,790 I'd like to propose a toast. 1289 01:40:03,230 --> 01:40:05,490 To all the special F words: 1290 01:40:12,210 --> 01:40:14,140 To friends... 1291 01:40:17,380 --> 01:40:19,140 family... 1292 01:40:22,050 --> 01:40:23,780 fate... 1293 01:40:26,720 --> 01:40:28,650 forgiveness... 1294 01:40:33,230 --> 01:40:34,990 and forever. 1295 01:40:51,080 --> 01:40:52,670 Thank you, honey. 1296 01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:17,860 Death touched her lips to say good-bye... 1297 01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:23,540 and to always remember the man who touched her first... 1298 01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:26,870 touched her with his heart. 1299 01:42:26,940 --> 01:42:29,470 That is forever hers. 1300 01:42:31,550 --> 01:42:33,910 My first mister. 1301 01:43:39,150 --> 01:43:41,810 A man of few words. 1302 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:45,250 A life of more questions than answers. 1303 01:43:45,320 --> 01:43:48,410 He awoke in me my heart... 1304 01:43:48,490 --> 01:43:51,950 which beats stronger because of him... 1305 01:43:52,030 --> 01:43:54,890 and all that he has left me. 1306 01:44:01,140 --> 01:44:04,370 I think it's time... 1307 01:44:04,440 --> 01:44:07,340 I got out of the eulogy business. 92108