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Previously, on
"Mom"...
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Oh!
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Oh. Uh, too rough?
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No. This would be too rough.
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Ow!
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Best date I ever had.
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I need to break up
with him.
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I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.
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Care to lead the
search party?
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Rudy, we need to talk.
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No...!
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Look at us.
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What?
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Look at us.
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Who's better than us?
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Uh...
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I mean, missionaries,
I guess.
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I don't know, I don't know.
Where are you going with this?
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We are so
mentally healthy.
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We are so dogged in our
pursuit of better-ness.
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I feel like I'm getting set up
for a favor.
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Do you need
your feet pumiced again?
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I just mean, here I am,
dropping you off
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at your Al-Anon meeting,
en route to my AA meeting.
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So again I say,
who's better than us?
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People who don't need those
meetings in the first place?
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But who else?
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No one.
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- There you go.
- Ah.
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So... do you
talk about me?
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Well, it is an Al-Anon meeting,
and you're my Al.
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So, uh, yeah, yeah, you come up.
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And do you speak well of me?
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Yes, Bonnie,
I'm the only person in there
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whose alcoholic is perfect.
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- Okay, but I'm not the worst.
- No, no.
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Was that a genuine "no"
or a sarcastic "no"?
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It's whatever
you want it to be.
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Again...
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who's better than us.
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Who's that?
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That's Sam, my sponsor.
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Your sponsor
wears suspenders?
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No wonder
his wife drinks.
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No, that's Carl.
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Sam's standing next
to him, smoking.
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That's Sam?
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Yeah.
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The same Sam you've been talking
about for three months?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So the "antha" is silent.
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Any chance
we could all be?
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*MOM
Season 07 Episode 17
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Episode Title:
"Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone"
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Found him!
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What are you doing in
here for 20 minutes?
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We're backed up.
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Waiters are cooking
their own orders.
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I came in for an onion
but got lost in my memories.
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Oh, I don't need to hear it.
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This is where Tammy and I
shared our first kiss.
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And our last kiss.
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Oh, God.
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Does she ever talk
about me at all?
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How about we talk and cook?
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- Talk and cook!
- No, no, no.
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Could you text her for me?
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Huh? Tell her
I'm miserable without her.
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No, that sounds weak.
Tell her I'm in play.
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No, just tell her I'm fine
with whatever she wants.
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No big whoop either way.
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"Rudy says hi."
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Ah, subtle. Well played.
Shocking you're a spinster.
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Did she text back yet?
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- No.
- Oh.
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- How about now?
- No!
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- Oh. Now?
- You would hear it!
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Well, I thought
maybe it happened
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when I was saying, "Now?"
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Ooh, bingo.
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Mm. Some ass named Roscoe said
he got an "A" in English.
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Oh, give me that!
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How was your meeting?
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Good. Yours?
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Good. Good.
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Did you share?
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I did.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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And did you talk about
Sam having a vagina?
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No, but I did talk about
how this ride was gonna go,
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and so far,
I was right on the money.
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Oh, is it not going well for you?
'Cause I'm fine.
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Oh, come on, Bonnie.
So what if Sam's a woman?
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I just find it curious
you never told me.
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I didn't even think about it
at first,
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and then the longer
I didn't tell you,
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the weirder I felt
about saying something.
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You know,
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I missed my window.
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Like the guy at the deli,
who still gets my name wrong.
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I should've corrected him
the second time, but I didn't.
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So now I'm forever
"Beef Baloney Dan."
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Who's better than us?
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You listen to me,
Mr. Adam Janikowski.
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You cannot just sit there
and pretend
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this is not a big deal!
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No, no, I'm talking!
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You obviously kept her a secret
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because you have feelings
for her.
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Oh, that is such a lie!
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Oh, nice try, nice try.
We're not changing the subject.
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Oh, and of course she smokes.
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"Who's hotter than me?
Me, who smokes."
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Are we gonna start
smoking again?
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Well, I should, because
apparently it turns Adam on.
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So it's yes?
'Cause the off-brand gas station
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is still open, and they're
50 cents a pack cheaper there.
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Give me eight bucks,
I can make this happen.
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We're not smoking.
I'm just pissed at Adam,
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who's sleeping like he doesn't
have a problem in the world.
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Well, you do,
buddy! You got a big, fat problem!
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Oh, I get it.
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You're in a
whisper fight.
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I used to do that with you
all the time.
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Deal me in.
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His Al-Anon sponsor is a woman.
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Sam?
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"...antha."
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Like in,
"Meanwhile, across town,
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Samantha was flat on her back
in the Flatiron District."
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Oh.
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I so miss
Sex and the City.
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And sex.
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I'm gonna miss sex with Adam
when he leaves me for Samantha.
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I'll still have sex,
but I'll miss Adam.
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Sorry, I just don't see
what's so bad.
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My G.A. sponsor is a guy.
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Yeah, uh, I've seen him.
Least sexy guy on the planet.
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I'm up against
Angie frickin' Dickinson.
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- Who's that?
- Oh, for God's sake!
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Just go to bed.
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So... it's definitely a no
on the smoking?
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Look, if I'm divorced
by the weekend, we can smoke.
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I like my chances.
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I might buy a lighter.
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What are you doing?
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Chef Rudy asked me to
take pictures of you.
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I get bonus points
if your mouth is open.
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That is super creepy.
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Why'd you say yes?
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I actually feel
sorry for the guy.
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He talks about you.
He cries about you.
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He yells your name when
he's pounding the veal.
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Ew!
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No, literally, we
serve a lot of veal.
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Then my plan is working.
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What plan?
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Love is a game, Christy,
and I'm great at it.
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I thought you didn't
want to have
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a relationship
with Chef Rudy.
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I thought I didn't either,
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and then, last Tuesday night
around 10:00, I did.
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So I butt-dialed him
with my fingers
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and made sounds like
I was taking a bubble bath.
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Wait, hang on.
What would that sound like?
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Mm.
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Oh!
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You couldn't do that
with your own glass?
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I don't get
playing games.
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When I like a guy,
I just tell him.
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Oh!
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What? Men
appreciate honesty.
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Oh!
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For God's sake, Christy,
you don't give away the mystery.
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I was a stripper.
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I've been giving away
the mystery since I was 18.
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Even I played a little
hard-to-get
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- with Victor.
- Hm.
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Took him a while to tug down
those sweatpants, huh?
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Oh, don't look now, but
your plans just walked in
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and is acting
surprised to see us.
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You know who isn't surprised:
the puppet master.
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Tammy! Ah, is that you? Huh!
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Tammy, what a strange
coincidence.
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Ah, to think that I would
run into you here,
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at the, uh... Burgundy Bistro.
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Yes, I've been meaning to try
their, uh... oh...
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three-bean chili.
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- Chili, coming up.
- Ooh. Right.
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Well, I hope you don't mind
if I sit at this table
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adjacent to your own.
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So, anyway,
I've got dates with both Ricardo
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and Brad tonight.
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I mean, I love
Ricardo's fire,
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but Brad does manage
a LensCrafters.
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- Oh, what to do?
- Mm.
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Not sure, but first I'm off
to wax Downtown Disney,
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'cause someone's getting
in my tea cup tonight.
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Here's your chili.
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Good Lord, has someone
already eaten this?
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Are you primping?
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Is there someone here
worth primping for?
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Owen.
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Hit bottom last year
on vodka and Mountain Dew.
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Ah, he is cute.
How you gonna blow it?
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I am not gonna blow it.
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I'm gonna be
the puppet master.
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Oh. Go get 'em, tiger.
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Oh, I'm gonna get him.
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I'm gonna get him so good
he's not gonna know what got him.
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Like a sexy sex ninja.
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Just watch and learn.
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Oh, I'm gonna watch.
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Hey, Christy,
looking for a seat?
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No.
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And the game is on.
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Is it, though?
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Oh, really, Adam? How would
you like it if I sponsored
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one of the cute guys in here?
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Will you stop that?
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Tell him. He's the one
who won't let it go.
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You know you look crazy.
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Yeah. People on the street
were trying to give you change.
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One quarter. Relax.
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It doesn't matter who Adam
is hearing the message from,
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as long as he's hearing
the message.
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My first sponsor was a guy.
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Yeah, but back then,
there were only three people
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in the program.
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She's old.
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Look at Owen ignoring me.
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He's good, but I'm better.
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Oh. Guess who just sent
me a TikTok video?
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A 12-year-old
you met at the mall?
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Hi, Tammy.
Ticktock. Ticktock.
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Paul, explain this to me again.
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I don't think I'm getting it.
Am I supposed to move?
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Ticktock. Ticktock.
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Oh, no! Don't press send!
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That was painful.
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In a super hot way.
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I'm gonna watch it again...
By myself, if you don't mind.
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Wow, guy! No means no!
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How did that girl
ever get married?
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Drugs were involved.
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She was out in
the living room
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whisper-fighting
with me all night.
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Why didn't you
go talk to her?
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Because I have a better chance
of winning if I'm not there.
253
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Come on, Adam. Don't you think
you might owe Bonnie an amends?
254
00:11:30,408 --> 00:11:31,627
What am I supposed to say?
255
00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:34,119
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
that Sam was a woman?
256
00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:37,681
Thanks, Adam. I appreciate you
validating my feelings.
257
00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:39,564
What was that?
258
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,377
I'm being Bonnie.
259
00:11:41,462 --> 00:11:43,970
Not even close.
260
00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:45,860
First you got to make fun
of my hair.
261
00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,050
What's wrong with your hair?
262
00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:48,766
Thank you.
Also,
263
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,906
it's louder, it's scarier
and more arm waving.
264
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:53,360
And if I make a good point,
265
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,612
you got to bring up something
that I did wrong two years ago.
266
00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:59,392
Okay, so-so maybe just stop
at "I'm sorry."
267
00:11:59,477 --> 00:12:01,186
Just "I'm sorry"?
I'm allowed to do that?
268
00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:02,392
Sure.
269
00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:03,602
No, I'm asking Bonnie.
270
00:12:03,704 --> 00:12:05,100
Am I allowed to do that?
271
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,579
Oh, um...
272
00:12:06,663 --> 00:12:09,492
Do whatever you want, Fluffy!
273
00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:15,196
That was good, but you got
to get on your chair.Oh.
274
00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:17,283
Yeah. Okay.
275
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,539
I traded up.
276
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,565
Bonnie, I should've told you
that Sam was a woman.
277
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,039
I was wrong,
278
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,774
and...
279
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,040
I'm sorry.
280
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,750
And that's it.
281
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,703
Gus, you're out.
282
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:48,087
Daddy's home and he's singing
the sweet, sweet music.
283
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:49,274
So, we're good?
284
00:12:49,358 --> 00:12:51,282
Yeah. And I'm sorry, too.
285
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:52,974
I should've stayed
out of your program.
286
00:12:53,058 --> 00:12:54,976
It's definitely working for you.
For us.
287
00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:56,499
It is. It is.
288
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:59,242
So you're cool with me
having her as a sponsor?
289
00:12:59,327 --> 00:13:01,097
Couldn't be cooler. In fact,
it's great she's a woman.
290
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,476
She'll help you
understand me.
291
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:05,609
She already has. She's the one
that suggested I say I'm sorry.
292
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,959
Oh?
293
00:13:09,648 --> 00:13:11,392
That was Sam's idea?
294
00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:12,977
Yeah, she dropped
by the bar today
295
00:13:13,062 --> 00:13:14,361
and she talked me through it.
296
00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:18,460
Oh. She dropped by the bar?
297
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,553
Yeah.
298
00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:24,429
How often does
she drop by the bar?
299
00:13:25,751 --> 00:13:27,405
When she's in the neighborhood.
300
00:13:28,297 --> 00:13:30,654
So she drops by the bar
301
00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:33,353
when she's in the neighborhood.
302
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,226
Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:39,008
And does she have a drink
when she drops by the bar
304
00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:40,496
'cause she's
in the neighborhood?
305
00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:42,573
Oh, God.
306
00:13:42,658 --> 00:13:44,576
You are so naive!
307
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,984
I work a lot,
308
00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:47,522
and it's on her way home.
309
00:13:47,607 --> 00:13:48,882
It's totally innocent.
310
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,508
No, you're totally innocent.
311
00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:52,547
This is exactly like
two years ago
312
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,781
with the thing
when I was right.
313
00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:58,992
W-W-Wait, d-don't you meet
Marjorie at the bistro?
314
00:13:59,077 --> 00:14:02,288
Yes, where we sip soup loudly
in a brightly lit setting.
315
00:14:02,373 --> 00:14:04,977
Marjorie's got a napkin tucked
into her collar like a bib.
316
00:14:05,062 --> 00:14:07,211
Is that what Sam's doing?
She got a bib tucked in there?
317
00:14:07,295 --> 00:14:09,141
Or is she sipping a Pinot
and sucking on her cigarette
318
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,515
like it's, you know,
not a cigarette?
319
00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:14,296
I can't believe
you don't trust me.
320
00:14:14,381 --> 00:14:15,864
Oh, I trust you.
I don't trust her.
321
00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:17,232
You don't even know her!
322
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,103
Oh, I know her. I am her.
323
00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:21,540
Or I was her.
And I could still be her.
324
00:14:21,624 --> 00:14:24,492
But because of you,
I'm me and she's her!
325
00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:28,366
Wait. Wait, wait.
You have a male therapist
326
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,282
who you meet alone
in his house.
327
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:31,945
Do I say anything about that?
328
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,672
- Well, maybe you should.
- Uh... Wait, what?
329
00:14:33,756 --> 00:14:35,322
No. He's a mess.
330
00:14:36,404 --> 00:14:38,148
You know, Sam
is helping me,
331
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,672
and that's all
that should matter.
332
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,297
Gus, you're back in!
333
00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:51,538
If I just put my head in this
pot, it would all be over.
334
00:14:53,992 --> 00:14:57,875
Hey. Table four would like
to personally thank you
335
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,156
for their branzino.
336
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:02,304
Oh, would they?
Don't they know I'm in pain?
337
00:15:03,632 --> 00:15:04,890
Did they really like it?
338
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:06,736
Yes. And they want to tell you.
339
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:11,109
Have some Purell
waiting for me when I return.
340
00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,049
Hello, Tammy.
341
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,421
Hello, Rudy.
342
00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:21,948
What are you doing here?
343
00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:23,950
I miss you.
344
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,671
I miss you, too.
345
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:28,422
In case you couldn't tell from
the texts and the click-clock.
346
00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:31,093
I loved your video.
347
00:15:31,178 --> 00:15:32,265
- You did?
- Yeah.
348
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:33,320
Why didn't you tell me?
349
00:15:33,405 --> 00:15:35,601
Well, a gal likes
to keep a guy guessing.
350
00:15:35,698 --> 00:15:37,007
You know, it's part of the game.
351
00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:38,124
Oh, the-the game?
352
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,691
Yeah, you know,
the game, the dance.
353
00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:42,359
How I worked you up,
pretending not to be interested.
354
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:44,809
Oh, uh... wh...
355
00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:47,404
So, you were playing me?
356
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:48,841
All in fun.
357
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,226
Oh, there was
nothing fun about it.
358
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:52,445
You tortured me.
359
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,840
Only so we could get here,
now.
360
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,788
Tammy, I'm a person.
I have feelings.
361
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:01,406
I wanted a actual
relationship with you,
362
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:04,499
something significant,
something meaningful.
363
00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,154
So did I.
364
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:08,134
Please don't be upset.
365
00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,256
It's too late.
366
00:16:19,518 --> 00:16:20,693
Wow.
367
00:16:21,286 --> 00:16:22,638
That did not go well.
368
00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:25,860
Are you kidding?
I have her right where I want her!
369
00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:28,632
And now the real game has begun!
370
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:33,780
Damn it.
371
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:36,873
Adam, if a woman sent you
a text as a lady panda
372
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,272
with super long eyelashes,
you would text her back, right?
373
00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:42,170
I don't know.
I find flirty animals confusing.
374
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:44,506
Rudy's driving me insane.
375
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:47,162
I can't stop looking
at my phone. Here, you take it.
376
00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:49,132
No matter what I do,
no matter what I say, no matter
377
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,100
how much I beg,
do not give it back to me.
378
00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:52,406
Okay.
379
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,057
Give it back to me.
380
00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:55,189
Okay.
381
00:16:58,377 --> 00:16:59,569
Hey.
382
00:16:59,654 --> 00:17:01,921
Hey, I didn't expect to see you.
383
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,506
I was on my way
back from a meeting
384
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,881
and I hadn't heard from you,
so I thought I'd check in.
385
00:17:05,966 --> 00:17:07,274
How'd it go with Bonnie?
386
00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:10,600
I took your advice,
and at first it went great.
387
00:17:10,692 --> 00:17:13,002
Oh, no.
You went past sorry.
388
00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:15,986
Just a little.
389
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,902
Why can't men learn?
390
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,873
Once things are good,
stop talking.
391
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:23,350
Why can't women learn
that men don't learn?
392
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:26,608
Uh, listen,
I-I thought
393
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,816
if she knew that my apology
was your idea,
394
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:31,081
that she'd realize
how much you've been helping me.
395
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,780
This is why I tell my sponsees:
stick to the script.
396
00:17:33,865 --> 00:17:35,498
Don't veer from the script.
397
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,763
Yeah, I know. It's just, you
know, I don't want to feel tense
398
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,635
every time I bring your name up.
399
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,434
I mean, does your husband have a
problem with you sponsoring men?
400
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,481
No. He has a problem
with everything else I do.
401
00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:47,916
But if you ever meet him,
don't tell him I said that.
402
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,787
Noted.
403
00:17:49,872 --> 00:17:51,498
And if you ever meet Bonnie...
404
00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:54,794
Well, there's no way
to talk you through that one.
405
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:59,089
How about we agree to never
meet each other's spouses?
406
00:17:59,174 --> 00:18:00,174
Deal.
407
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:09,006
What's happening?
408
00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:23,170
You were right.
409
00:18:23,255 --> 00:18:26,795
Damn it! This is not how I want
to look when I'm right.
410
00:18:28,869 --> 00:18:31,069
Yeah. I'll tell you again
tomorrow.
411
00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:39,327
I can't believe
Rudy's still ghosting me.
412
00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:41,219
Isn't that what you did to him?
413
00:18:41,311 --> 00:18:43,545
Yeah, but I did it as a game.
414
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,522
Um, hello.
415
00:18:47,983 --> 00:18:49,804
Oh, my God.
416
00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:52,215
That crazy, sexy genius.
417
00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:55,887
The puppeteer
has become the puppet.
418
00:18:56,754 --> 00:18:58,584
Owen's doing
the same thing to me.
419
00:18:58,669 --> 00:19:00,152
He's playing so hard to get,
420
00:19:00,236 --> 00:19:02,720
I saw him making out with
someone else during my share.
421
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:07,115
Well, Rudy leaves me no choice.
Take my phone.
422
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:09,683
No matter what I say,
do not give it back to me.
423
00:19:10,059 --> 00:19:11,794
But doesn't that just mean
neither of you
424
00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:12,989
are speaking to each other?
425
00:19:13,074 --> 00:19:16,285
Oh, Christy, do you know
nothing of love?
426
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:20,955
Oh, look. It's Owen.
427
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,668
Dude...
428
00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:26,894
get over me.
429
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:30,713
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