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[GROWLS]
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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♪
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[INSECTS CHIRPING]
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ROZ: Is this your first time in therapy?
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Yes.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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I noticed you wore
a lot of armor to our session.
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- So what?
- I'm curious
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if part of you feels like
you need protection,
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like there's something about you that is,
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in some ways, vulnerable.
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Okay, well, this has
been a waste of time.
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You are enough.
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♪
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What did you say to me?
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You... are... enough.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[SWORD CLANGS]
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[SOBBING]
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You're being very, very brave.
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Here.
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Great work, Ethan.
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[CRYING, BLOWS NOSE]
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♪ I've gone down that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before ♪
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♪ Though want to know more ♪
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♪ It's always been ♪
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♪
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[SWORD SLICES, CHICKEN CLUCKS]
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♪
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Wow, that was one heck of a wait,
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but, ha, my garden's finally ready.
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- I can't wait to pick those veggies.
- What did you grow this year, Dad?
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Oh, everything... tomatoes,
beets, carrots, cucumbers.
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- Oh, my God.
- Dad, look at your garden!
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[FLY BUZZES]
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Oh, no!
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Who would do something like this?
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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A royal goat.
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Come on!
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I work hard all year, busting my back
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to try and put food on the table,
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and a royal goat takes it away
in the blink of an eye!
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And now we're all gonna starve to death!
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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Oh, well.
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Nothing we can do about it. [CHUCKLES]
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Dad, no. The Crown should be held liable
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and give you money for new seeds.
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- Take the Crown to court?
- Yeah.
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I don't know, sweetie, uh,
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maybe we shouldn't ruffle any feathers.
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Yeah, Al. A smooth bird flies better.
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No, I'm tired of the Crown
always screwing us over.
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I say we stand up for ourselves
and we fight this thing.
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[GOAT CHOMPING]
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man ♪
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♪ I'm a little pudding man ♪
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♪ Pudding man, pudding man ♪
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♪ I'm a little pudding ♪
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Ohh! Oh! Oh!
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Father, I'm so sorry.
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Please, just make the thrashing swift.
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It's okay, son.
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No problem.
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Would you like to go for a walk?
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♪
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Dad, uh, are you... are you quite well?
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You do... You do seem
a little different today.
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[BLOWS]
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I feel different.
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Been doing therapy, and,
uh, it's really helping me
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find the roots to my core hurts.
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Also, my therapist prescribed me a potion
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that's got me low-key kinda faded.
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Oh, oh, father, I...
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think it's absolutely wonderful
that you're asking for help.
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Son, I'm sorry it's taken me so long.
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I want to make up for lost time.
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What do you say you and me
put the past behind us
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and start afresh?
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I-I-I would love that, Dad.
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Oh! Aah!
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Sorry. Reflex.
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Ah, totally understandable.
Growth doesn't happen overnight.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Let's do bonding.
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EDDIE: You sure this lawsuit's
a good idea, sweetie?
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Oh, yeah. The Crown is going down.
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Ah, I just can't wait to get started.
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Ditto. Lord Vexler,
representing the Crown.
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Wowzers. You look [BLEEP] hot!
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Dad.
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Alexandra, he needs to know.
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Why'd you bring the goat?
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This is my client, Gobbler.
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I'm sorry. What?
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No, we're suing the Crown, not the goat.
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The Crown didn't allegedly
eat your garden.
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Your issue is with Gobbler,
and my goat client is innocent.
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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He's just trying to get
under our skin, but don't worry.
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An unbiased jury will side with us.
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What the hell?
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Vexler, did you stack the jury
with goat herders?!
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That's not fair! They love goats!
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Oopsie. I'm a bad wittle lawyer.
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Judge Marks, you old bag of balloons!
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JUDGE: Lord Vexler!
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A little gift... from my client.
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♪
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Mmm! Yummy!
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Looks like a pretty
goat-friendly judge and jury.
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But I trust ya, sweetie.
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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Mikey, is the goat who ate the garden
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in this courtroom now?
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Yes.
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Can you point out him or her?
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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Oh, come on.
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[GOAT BLEATS]
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Let the record show
that Mikey pointed to Gobbler.
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Between this eyewitness testimony
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and the preponderance
of forensic evidence,
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you have no choice but to convict.
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No further questions, Your Honor.
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[YAWNS]
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Wow, that was educational.
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[GRUNTS]
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I think I speak for everyone when I say,
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"Thanks for the nap, Alexandra."
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[LAUGHTER]
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Nap!
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VEXLER: I'll take it from here.
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Michael, would you consider
goats to be stubborn animals?
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I mean, yeah.
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That's kind of their thing, right?
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Oh, so you think all goats are stubborn?
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Sounds like pretty classic
anti-goat bias to me.
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ALL: Goats. Goats. Goats.
Goats. Goats. Goats.
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On behalf of Gobbler the goat,
I would like to enter a motion
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to countersue for defamation.
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Motion approved.
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- What?!
- Mr. Shitshoveler,
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the penalty for defamation... is death.
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So, if we lose this trial,
my dad will be killed?
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That's correct.
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Specifically, he will be fed
to the defendant.
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This is totally unfair.
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I mean, how are we supposed to win
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if Vexler won't play by the rules?
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Maybe we can still go
with the public defender.
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[CHICKEN CLUCKS]
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I've got a better idea.
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Is this sea or sky?
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Ooh, that's a bit of sky, I think.
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I shall put it in this area.
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This shall be the sky area.
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Good idea.
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Ooh!
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I think I've found a corner piece.
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Oh, wonderful!
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They are the key in a puzzle.
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Oh, Father, would you mind
if we take a brief respite
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from our puzzle party?
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Not at all. I'll be right here, son.
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It does sound like
your father's been given
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some rather rough treatment.
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- I-Is there anything I can do to help?
- Yes.
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I was thinking maybe
you could ask your dad
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to come down to the courthouse
and enforce a fair trial?
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Well, normally, I would be
terrified to ask my father anything,
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but we've become quite close
as of this morning,
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- so I'll give it a whirl.
- Thank you! Thank you!
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Okay, well, please hurry
because I don't know
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- how long we're gonna last in there.
- Okay.
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What did I miss?
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EDDIE: Honestly, it's been amazing.
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Lord Vexler totally broke Mikey down.
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[CRYING] I don't know
what's real anymore.
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I'm so mixed up.
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- Mwah! Bellissimo!
- [GAVEL BANGS]
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Hey, big guy!
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Father, I was wondering if
you might do me a small favor.
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Of course, son. What is it?
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Would you mind popping down
to the courthouse very quickly?
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It turns out our judicial system
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might be a little less than fair.
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♪
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Are you saying...
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there's a problem with my laws?
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♪
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Nevermind, Papa. All is well.
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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VEXLER: Your Honor,
I would like to introduce...
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Perfect timing. Where's the king?
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Uh, so, yes, bit of a good
news/bad news situation.
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Bad news is my dad's not coming.
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Good news is our father-son relationship
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is still progressing quite nicely.
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Well, what did he say when you asked him?
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Well, to be fair,
I didn't actually ask him.
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I sort of started to ask him,
but then I got a very strong vibe
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it was gonna be a no, so I just didn't.
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You didn't even ask him?!
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Al, he's been in such a good mood lately.
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- I didn't want to annoy him.
- So, not annoying your dad
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is more important than saving mine?
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What? No. Al, come on.
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[SIGHS]
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[GAVEL BANGS]
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Hear ye, hear ye! I'm the town crier!
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And it's the end of day two
of what's being called
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"The Trial of the Century."
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Closing arguments are tomorrow,
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but it's not looking good for Eddie,
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as depicted here
in this courtroom sketch.
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Lord Vexler, any comments
on today's proceedings?
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Yes, thank you.
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Some hard truths came to light
in there today,
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but all in all, we're confident
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that tomorrow, justice will prevail.
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I also want to let everyone know
that my client's written a book
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for sale entitled "If I Ate It,"
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now available wherever books are sold.
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Ooh. You got to read me that book.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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Father, do you mind
if I ask you something?
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There's a-a young woman
that I've come to know recently,
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and the truth is, I find myself
quite dazzled by her.
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But recently, I-I fear
I may have done something stupid
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that has ruined any chance
we have of growing closer.
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I-I was wondering if you had any advice.
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You should murder her.
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Um, Dad, when are you
going back to therapy?
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Never. I burnt down my therapist's hut
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when I realized that she was
charging me for a full hour
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and I had only been there for 50 minutes.
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I mean, what's that?
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So, you're, um... You're...
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You're back to being
how you've always been, then?
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Yep. I'll never grow or change.
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Change is weakness
creeping into the body.
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Anyway, it's not like I'm sick.
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SERVANT: King Cragnoor, sire,
I'm sorry to inform you
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we've run out of Maraschino cherries.
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[GULPS]
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[SIGHS]
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♪
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How's it coming, sweetheart?
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I'm trying to figure out
something that'll sway the jury,
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but it's not going great.
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You wouldn't happen to have a secret twin
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we could blame this all on, do you?
260
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[SIGHS] I do, but not one
that I'm close with.
261
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I'm sorry I got us into this, Dad.
262
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I was an idiot for thinking
I could change things.
263
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Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
264
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You know I'll be proud of you
until my dying breath,
265
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which is tomorrow.
266
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♪
267
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
268
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- Hi.
- What do you want?
269
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Look, I'm so sorry
I let you down earlier.
270
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Al, it was... very stupid of me.
271
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,540
And I want to try and help.
272
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:23,177
So it isn't much, but I-I
raided the royal library.
273
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,702
Thought there might be something
in here that can help your case.
274
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,050
What, this is... this is amazing.
275
00:12:30,074 --> 00:12:31,585
Thank you. Chauncley, seriously.
276
00:12:31,609 --> 00:12:33,253
Oh, no, it's the least I can do.
277
00:12:33,277 --> 00:12:35,789
Anyway, I'll, uh, leave you to it.
278
00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:37,282
Wait.
279
00:12:37,949 --> 00:12:42,328
Would you want to stay and help
me read through some of these?
280
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I-I'd love to.
281
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♪
282
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[BLOWS]
283
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♪
284
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,620
[YAWNS]
285
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[CHISELING]
286
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♪
287
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♪
288
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Chauncley. Chauncley, look.
289
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♪
290
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- [GAVEL BANGS]
- VEXLER: In closing,
291
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this trial has been
the most disturbing experience
292
00:13:38,976 --> 00:13:40,387
of my entire life.
293
00:13:40,411 --> 00:13:44,680
It's true, kids. Monsters are real.
294
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:51,064
So I beg of you, find
Eddie Murphy Shitshoveler
295
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guilty on all counts
296
00:13:53,324 --> 00:13:55,869
and give my client, Gobbler the goat,
297
00:13:55,893 --> 00:13:59,962
the justice she so rightly deserves.
298
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,975
I rest my case.
299
00:14:01,999 --> 00:14:05,712
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
300
00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:08,204
Defense, your closing statement.
301
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♪
302
00:14:15,079 --> 00:14:18,174
Truth... justice...
303
00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:21,528
These are all concepts
I almost stopped believing in.
304
00:14:21,552 --> 00:14:27,000
But then I realized, sometimes
justice needs a new truth.
305
00:14:27,024 --> 00:14:29,143
And with that in mind,
306
00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:32,673
my father pleads guilty to all crimes!
307
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:33,874
[SPECTATORS MUMBLING]
308
00:14:33,898 --> 00:14:35,843
- [GAVEL BANGS]
- JUDGE: Order!
309
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,078
Oh, finally decided to give up, huh?
310
00:14:38,102 --> 00:14:41,415
Per this change of plea,
the court finds the defendant...
311
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,908
Just one more thing, Your Honor.
312
00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:47,421
We all agree the goat
has the full legal right
313
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,080
to eat my father.
314
00:14:49,547 --> 00:14:51,165
But here's the rub.
315
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:55,362
How can a man legally be fed to a goat
316
00:14:55,386 --> 00:14:59,533
when that goat is also... his wife?
317
00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:01,134
[ALL MUMBLING]
318
00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:03,403
Explain yourself, counselor.
319
00:15:03,427 --> 00:15:08,075
Chapter 14, article 221
"Lower Murkford Law"
320
00:15:08,099 --> 00:15:10,811
states that,
"No wife may eat her husband,"
321
00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:16,005
but there's no law that says
a man can't marry a goat.
322
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,684
I see.
323
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,853
And has this marriage been authorized
324
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,488
by a royal representative?
325
00:15:21,512 --> 00:15:23,403
It has. By me.
326
00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:24,490
[ALL GASP]
327
00:15:24,515 --> 00:15:26,293
Seeing as Gobbler is royal property,
328
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,762
when Mr. Shitshoveler asked
for her hand in marriage,
329
00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:30,297
I eagerly gave my blessing.
330
00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,499
I don't know what she sees
in this melted Popsicle,
331
00:15:32,523 --> 00:15:35,502
but, hey, I'm not gonna
talk her out of it.
332
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,904
[ALL "AW"]
333
00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:38,939
Objection! This is insane.
334
00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,841
A-A-A man can't marry a goat!
335
00:15:40,865 --> 00:15:44,978
Okay, that sounds like some
classic anti-goat bias to me.
336
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:46,179
Goats. Goats.
337
00:15:46,203 --> 00:15:47,915
JUDGE: Order!
338
00:15:47,939 --> 00:15:49,383
[GAVEL BANGS]
339
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,951
After reviewing the exhibits
340
00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:52,252
and determining that Eddie and Gobbler
341
00:15:52,276 --> 00:15:54,421
clearly love each other very much,
342
00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:57,315
Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...
343
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:00,894
you are free to go.
344
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,563
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
345
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,407
[LAUGHS]
346
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:06,833
Great job, sweetie.
347
00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:09,291
- I'm proud of you.
- Thanks, Dad.
348
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,940
All right, get your purse, dear.
We're going home.
349
00:16:12,964 --> 00:16:14,408
[GOAT BLEATS]
350
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,743
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
351
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,378
AL: For real, thank you.
352
00:16:18,402 --> 00:16:20,280
I-I couldn't have done it without you.
353
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,482
You're welcome. Al, I was wondering,
354
00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:23,883
would you ever want to hang...?
355
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,187
Hello, Father.
356
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:30,190
I've just been informed
that you aided a peasant
357
00:16:30,214 --> 00:16:33,349
in humiliating the Crown in court.
358
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,897
Yes, and I can see how that
might be a trigger for you,
359
00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:38,799
but I'm still your son.
360
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:42,436
What do you say we just move
past this and continue to heal?
361
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,006
I say that this is the reason
I cursed God
362
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,841
the moment you were born.
363
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:49,443
When I saw your soft, weak mass
364
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,978
expelled from your mother's womb,
365
00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:53,413
I knew my kingdom was doomed!
366
00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:54,937
[SIGHS]
367
00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:56,416
You suck.
368
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,335
- Chauncley, I'm sorry.
- It's fine. I'm used to it.
369
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:03,924
Yes?
370
00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:05,581
[BELL TOLLS]
371
00:17:13,364 --> 00:17:15,376
CHAUNCLEY: [SIGHS]
372
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,800
[ROCKS CLATTER]
373
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,604
[ROCKS CLATTER]
374
00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:25,007
- Oh!
- AL: Ooh!
375
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:26,663
Oh, hi!
376
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:28,165
I brought your books back.
377
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:29,666
I didn't want to go through the front
378
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,968
'cause your dad was
strangling someone in the foyer.
379
00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:34,704
Oh, yikes. That's two in a day.
380
00:17:34,728 --> 00:17:37,007
Well, at least he'll sleep well tonight.
381
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:39,843
You didn't have to come all this way,
by the way. That's very kind of you.
382
00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,401
I'm sorry you got in trouble
for helping me.
383
00:17:42,849 --> 00:17:44,815
It was worth it.
384
00:17:46,493 --> 00:17:48,301
Have you eaten dinner?
385
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,429
Um...
386
00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:55,826
You know, I-I haven't.
387
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,018
Great.
388
00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:59,863
Sir, thank you so much for
having me. This is wonderful.
389
00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:01,398
Oh, it's our pleasure.
390
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,733
Sorry the vegetables
are a little bit eaten.
391
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:07,838
Oh! No, I-I hadn't even noticed.
392
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:09,706
We should say grace.
393
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,242
After all, we've had it
pretty good lately.
394
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,077
Dad, things have been going horribly.
395
00:18:14,101 --> 00:18:17,180
The goat ate your garden,
and then you were almost killed.
396
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:19,115
Oh, honey, don't be dramatic.
397
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,606
Hands.
398
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,853
Dear Lord, thank you for the privilege
399
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:27,257
of eating this great meal
with family and new friends.
400
00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:29,581
ALL: Amen.
401
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,684
Hey, babe, can you grab me a water?
402
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,998
That's okay. Don't worry about it.
403
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:36,320
[GOAT BLEATS]
404
00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:37,934
Happy wife, happy life.
405
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,525
[LAUGHTER]
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