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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,122 --> 00:00:18,066 I am the Lexx. 2 00:00:18,202 --> 00:00:22,373 I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes. 3 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:27,647 I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow. 4 00:00:36,076 --> 00:00:38,049 The food was good there. 5 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:42,159 My captain is Stanley Tweedle. 6 00:00:42,744 --> 00:00:45,306 I blow up planets for him. 7 00:00:55,590 --> 00:01:02,401 Stanley used to be a security guard class 4 on the Cluster, until he became a fugitive. 8 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:05,675 This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination. 9 00:01:06,453 --> 00:01:10,813 He is my captain now because he got my key from heretics who wanted to steal me. 10 00:01:11,192 --> 00:01:14,555 Take us away from here, take us out past the frontier, take us someplace better! 11 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,724 But he was the one who took me away. 12 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,847 Stan was helped by Zev of B3K. 13 00:01:22,190 --> 00:01:28,765 She was made into a love slave as punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties. 14 00:01:30,186 --> 00:01:31,727 but things went wrong. 15 00:01:32,077 --> 00:01:37,375 Now she is part Cluster lizard, so sometimes she is not a nice lady. 16 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,492 See ya, lover boy!. 17 00:01:40,529 --> 00:01:46,534 A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave transformation that was meant for her. 18 00:01:46,675 --> 00:01:47,780 I will love you forever. 19 00:01:49,218 --> 00:01:51,040 He is in my crew too. 20 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:56,337 Because she is a love slave, Zev likes men. 21 00:01:56,881 --> 00:01:57,798 Hi. 22 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:05,341 except for Stanley Tweedle. The only other man on board is Kai, last of the Brunnen G 23 00:02:05,378 --> 00:02:09,519 but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy. 24 00:02:12,955 --> 00:02:19,059 2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by His Shadow and all of his people were killed. 25 00:02:21,002 --> 00:02:24,021 They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin, 26 00:02:24,022 --> 00:02:25,065 Who would you like me to kill? 27 00:02:25,753 --> 00:02:31,246 but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor and then he became part of my crew. 28 00:02:33,717 --> 00:02:37,197 The Time Prophet said that Kai would destroy His Shadow's order 29 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:40,178 They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G. 30 00:02:40,179 --> 00:02:45,734 But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out and he must stay inside a very cold box. 31 00:02:45,735 --> 00:02:48,559 Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me. 32 00:02:50,492 --> 00:02:54,605 My crew are afraid of His Shadow, the ruler of the Light Universe. 33 00:02:54,606 --> 00:02:59,277 My priority must now be to end this prophecy! 34 00:03:00,266 --> 00:03:05,134 His Shadow wants me back, and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too. 35 00:03:06,566 --> 00:03:11,037 But he especially wants Kai destroyed because he is afraid of the prophecy. 36 00:03:11,074 --> 00:03:14,890 Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that. 37 00:03:15,338 --> 00:03:20,184 They took me beyond His Shadow's reach through a fractal core into the Dark Zone, 38 00:03:20,185 --> 00:03:22,127 the universe of evil and chaos. 39 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:26,934 Kai! 40 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:42,668 And now we are looking for a new home. 41 00:03:43,547 --> 00:03:51,071 In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone, I will be light. 42 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:09,360 I am the Time Prophet. 43 00:04:09,361 --> 00:04:13,950 I have been gifted to see more or less into the cycles of time. 44 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:23,074 I know that in the future past, the Brunnen G civilisation led humanity to victory in the great Insect Wars. 45 00:04:24,811 --> 00:04:33,155 I know that centuries later the descendants of the Brunnen G were exterminated by His Shadow's Divine Order, 46 00:04:33,261 --> 00:04:40,745 and I know that Kai, the last of his people to die, had his life taken by His Shadow himself. 47 00:04:40,955 --> 00:04:48,414 Kai's memory was stolen, and his mindless corpse was reanimated from time to time by protoblood 48 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:53,952 to become an assassin for His Shadow, and the line of Divine Shadows that followed. 49 00:04:53,954 --> 00:05:03,034 But after 2000 years Kai regained his memory,and along with Stanley Tweedle and Zev Bellringer of B3K 50 00:05:03,174 --> 00:05:05,567 escaped into the Dark Zone. 51 00:05:06,194 --> 00:05:12,289 His Shadow pursued them, and Kai killed the body that contained his former master. 52 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:15,969 His Shadow's evil essence returned to the Cluster, 53 00:05:15,970 --> 00:05:18,771 The Divine Order's seat of power, 54 00:05:18,772 --> 00:05:26,847 and there, contained inside a still living brain, the essence awaited the time of the Divine Rebirth, 55 00:05:27,056 --> 00:05:31,370 a rebirth I fear beyond the Insect Wars. 56 00:05:32,684 --> 00:05:37,061 But before the Rebirth, there first came the Cleansing. 57 00:05:37,062 --> 00:05:44,419 The Cleansing was the feeding of all human life, from thousands of planets, into the hungry depths of the Cluster. 58 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:52,576 It was an unparalleled orgy of death - the old, the young, the weak, the strong, the willing 59 00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:53,621 Take me! 60 00:05:54,143 --> 00:05:55,588 and the unwilling. 61 00:06:01,231 --> 00:06:09,096 In the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed. Rejoice! 62 00:06:18,284 --> 00:06:21,930 All were stripped of their flesh, to feed the Rebirth. 63 00:06:30,604 --> 00:06:36,758 Upon the death of the last human on the Cluster,the Cleansing was complete. 64 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:52,427 The meat from countless millions of slaughtered souls was fed into the greedy belly of the Cluster. 65 00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:13,700 The time of the GigaShadow was at hand. 66 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:26,661 Clerics loyal to His Shadow had long prayed for the Rebirth. 67 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:33,393 For them, there was no higher calling than to be one of the eight chosen to oversee the ritual, 68 00:07:33,602 --> 00:07:39,138 and now, after thousands of years, eight were finally called forth. 69 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:44,656 But fear of the Divine Order had chilled the blood of much of humankind, 70 00:07:45,687 --> 00:07:51,056 and seeds of doubt had taken root in the most unlikely soil. 71 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,951 The cleansing is complete. 72 00:08:12,531 --> 00:08:20,111 Ours is not to question. Ours is not to understand. Ours is to feed order.. 73 00:08:22,283 --> 00:08:24,398 We worship His Divine Shadow. 74 00:08:26,107 --> 00:08:29,045 The Rebirth of the GigaShadow has come. 75 00:08:30,557 --> 00:08:37,762 Oh Divine, Merciful, Shadow, Oh Divine Merciful One. Glory to you and the Rebirth. 76 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,463 Praise for what you will become. 77 00:08:44,836 --> 00:08:49,815 The glory of the Divine Mystery takes precedence over a single life. 78 00:08:52,886 --> 00:08:57,009 We worship His Shadow. We await His Shadow. 79 00:08:58,818 --> 00:09:02,772 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 80 00:09:10,107 --> 00:09:18,873 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 81 00:09:30,493 --> 00:09:35,146 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order, 82 00:09:35,669 --> 00:09:38,637 a time of pain and rejoicing 83 00:09:45,306 --> 00:09:47,509 We await the GigaShadow. 84 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:51,779 The GigaShadow is the end and it is the beginning 85 00:09:55,503 --> 00:09:57,101 The time is at hand. 86 00:09:58,509 --> 00:10:05,155 For thousands of years, each Divine Shadow passed his evil essence onto a human host, 87 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:08,143 that in turn became the next His Shadow. 88 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:12,909 The rebirth marked the final passing of the shadow essence. 89 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:19,015 His Shadow's brain was to ascend into an orifice that waited above its pillar. 90 00:10:19,642 --> 00:10:25,229 Its essence would pass to the GigaShadow, and the Rebirth would begin. 91 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,599 I will not fail, dear Brother Yottskry. 92 00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:30,364 Better not. 93 00:10:31,392 --> 00:10:38,224 Brothers, it is our gift that we have been chosen to bear sacrificial -No! The GigaShadow must not be! 94 00:10:40,592 --> 00:10:41,760 The key! 95 00:10:42,178 --> 00:10:43,323 Blasphemer! 96 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,177 Yes, yes 97 00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:19,631 Come on then, Yottskry 98 00:11:19,632 --> 00:11:21,300 I must stop this madness 99 00:11:26,259 --> 00:11:28,221 What are you waiting for? Move! 100 00:11:30,443 --> 00:11:32,618 Remove the key! 101 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:51,947 Heretic! Stop him! 102 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:57,984 The GigaShadow must not - ah! 103 00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:07,581 The rebirth must begin The GigaShadow must live 104 00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:08,626 Never! 105 00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:13,454 None of the eight, loyal or disloyal, survived. 106 00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:18,526 The rebirth was stopped - for now 107 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:28,373 On your stomach, please 108 00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:37,361 I called him the Taskmaster. 109 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,917 The Pipe fitter 110 00:13:05,015 --> 00:13:06,518 The Pump 111 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:12,039 - an insatiable mute, who redefined perpetual motion, ha ha 112 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:24,058 Tell me, who was your all time favourite, Feppo? 113 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:34,943 Smoor, I'm getting all misty eyed. 114 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:39,256 Stanley, Stanley Tweedle. 115 00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:41,163 His squeals! 116 00:13:41,581 --> 00:13:46,593 Will I ever again experience such beautiful music? 117 00:14:00,687 --> 00:14:05,942 OK, something sweet, but not too sweet, but not too rich, sweet though, 118 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:14,600 fruity, on the fluffy side of creamy - but not soggy like last time, crispy on the outside would be nice 119 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:18,114 As you wish, Stan 120 00:14:18,428 --> 00:14:19,159 Stan. 121 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:23,019 Stan! 122 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,615 Way less sulphur taste than yesterday 123 00:14:26,652 --> 00:14:28,951 I do my best, Stan 124 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,385 All night by the Zev, Zev 125 00:14:31,386 --> 00:14:33,957 All night by the Zev I did lie 126 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,045 As she whispered sweet nothing to Stanley 127 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:40,137 While plunging a fork in his eye! 128 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,645 All day by the Stan, Stan 129 00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,572 All day by the Stan I rejoiced 130 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,552 As I manned the controls of a great machine - 131 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:59,640 That peeled off his skin in sheets, and vacuumed out his rancid guts before shredding his stinking carcass into a cesspool of maggots 132 00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:01,682 Stan! 133 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,358 Out of the question. 134 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:07,595 We have to get Kai more protoblood or we'll lose him forever 135 00:15:07,596 --> 00:15:12,488 Look, of course I want to help, but protoblood can only be found back at the Cluster. 136 00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:13,259 So? 137 00:15:13,573 --> 00:15:19,961 So?! Well, for one thing, we don't know the way back and we'd have to go through the fractal core again 138 00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:23,445 790- do you know the way back through the fractal core? 139 00:15:24,137 --> 00:15:27,188 It is not a course I would recommend, bio-mass of beauty. 140 00:15:27,606 --> 00:15:28,335 Answer 141 00:15:28,949 --> 00:15:32,260 The fractal core has exactly the same attributes in both universes. 142 00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:36,742 We could pass back through it into the Light Zone by precisely reversing our entry trajectory route. 143 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:40,451 Going back to the Cluster is completely crazy. 144 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,969 If His Divine Shadow's forces didn't kill us,somebody would! 145 00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,395 It's not on, Zev. 146 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:52,886 Besides - and I'm sorry to keep saying this - Kai is meat in a freezer 147 00:15:53,409 --> 00:15:54,992 Rotting dead meat. 148 00:15:55,445 --> 00:16:03,734 I am alive. If you need a man that bad - here I am. 149 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,424 Stanley Tweedle, a man - ha! 150 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:52,100 Kai 151 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:13,996 Kai 152 00:17:16,289 --> 00:17:29,817 Yo A O. Yo A O Hom Var Ray 153 00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,328 Why are you up from cryo-stasis? 154 00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:36,088 Because this machine is no longer functioning. 155 00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:40,848 Yo A O Hom Var Ray 156 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:43,649 I like to hear you sing. It makes me feel something 157 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:48,231 Do not feel too much, for I'll only be singing for a short time longer 158 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,704 Your protoblood? 159 00:17:50,705 --> 00:17:53,005 - is almost expired 160 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,049 How long? 161 00:17:54,833 --> 00:18:03,702 I don't know - days. Perhaps hours. You will know when I stop singing. Yo A O 162 00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:08,838 Don't you want to live? 163 00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:18,316 I'm an animated corpse - a mockery of life. I do not have wants 164 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:22,414 I don't care what you are. I don't want to lose you. 165 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:29,995 It's obvious - we have to go back to the Cluster,to get you more protoblood. 166 00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:33,627 I have no wish to endanger you or Stan by undertaking such a voyage. 167 00:18:33,628 --> 00:18:36,181 What danger? His Shadow is dead. 168 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,495 His Shadow is alive. 169 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,123 Alive? How? 170 00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:45,259 You sliced the top of his head off, we saw him die. 171 00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:47,841 You saw his body die 172 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:52,256 His brain was not inside. It still lives 173 00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:03,430 Yo A Ra Jerum Brunnen G 174 00:19:04,324 --> 00:19:08,232 But, if he really is alive, shouldn't you do something about it? 175 00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:10,562 Doesn't the prophecy motivate you? 176 00:19:11,713 --> 00:19:17,619 Though I am an integral part of it, the prophecy will be, or not be, as it is in the cycle of time. 177 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,965 In any event, I do not experience motivation. 178 00:19:25,766 --> 00:19:28,439 Then perhaps someone has to experience it for you. 179 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:40,875 There's no reason why I should trust you, there's no reason for you to trust me, and basically there's a huge gulf between us. 180 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:41,919 There's nothing to gain in that. 181 00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:45,113 So how are we supposed to develop a dialogue? 182 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:49,254 What type of dialogue are we supposed to develop, Stanley Tweedle? 183 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:58,639 One based on sharing, you know, feelings, thoughts, concerns. A little communication can go a long way, you know 184 00:19:58,745 --> 00:20:02,078 We are happy to communicate with security guard 4th class. 185 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:04,332 Formerly class 2. 186 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:11,804 In fact, by reaching into the great storehouse of our all-encompassing knowledge, we have summoned an episode from your past. 187 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:17,891 Journey back with us eight and a half years, security guard. Remember this? 188 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:25,859 We're all human, and of course as a man I have certain desires, so what really is wrong with expressing them? 189 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:36,407 What I mean, commander, is, we all know the reputation of the women on Celes, and here we are with the Celes pleasure transport 190 00:20:36,408 --> 00:20:42,049 practically next door for the first time this century, and with my job I'm not always a hundred percent busy, so I thought - why not? you know 191 00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:45,759 Vessel approaching at 3 quadrant, identify yourself. 192 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:49,403 It's me, assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle. 193 00:20:50,238 --> 00:21:00,281 We're all human, and I - um, I was just using up my extra time usefully patrolling the perimeter, doing what little I can. 194 00:21:00,282 --> 00:21:03,643 All vessels to battle stations! League intruder approaching in 3 quadrant 195 00:21:03,852 --> 00:21:10,635 No, it's me, Stanley Tweedle, assistant deputy backup courier. I was just visiting the Celes pleasure transport - 196 00:21:22,096 --> 00:21:24,096 Divine Shadow upon me! 197 00:21:56,504 --> 00:22:02,319 Ostral B heretics, come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle 198 00:22:02,737 --> 00:22:05,171 I'm low on air and awaiting instructions. 199 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:15,364 Ostral B heretics please come in. This is assistant deputy backup courier Stanley Tweedle. 200 00:22:15,676 --> 00:22:16,928 awaiting instructions 201 00:22:21,335 --> 00:22:26,309 This is SubCom Feppo, Ostral B Sector 245 command 202 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:30,138 Tell us where you are, Stanley Tweedle, and we'll come and say hello 203 00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:32,775 I'm transmitting my co-ordinates. 204 00:22:39,418 --> 00:22:42,765 Can't you tell where I am by my signal, SubCom Feppo? 205 00:22:42,974 --> 00:22:47,406 Your direct signal is too weak. We are reconstructing reflections 206 00:22:48,439 --> 00:22:50,219 How do I know you're the real thing? 207 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:54,702 Who else would be way out here scanning low power signals? 208 00:22:55,224 --> 00:22:56,510 Mercenaries 209 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:02,917 Suffocation is not exactly a nice way to die 210 00:23:04,064 --> 00:23:08,956 Tell me Stanley, how often do ships normally pass this way? 211 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:17,925 And aren't we both transmitting on an encrypted stream I didn't know any mercenaries had access to? 212 00:23:19,794 --> 00:23:22,106 OK, I buy that 213 00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:29,191 Thank you, Stanley Tweedle. And Stanley? 214 00:23:29,816 --> 00:23:31,367 Yes, SubCom Feppo? 215 00:23:32,472 --> 00:23:35,371 How do spell sucker? 216 00:23:45,363 --> 00:23:51,045 Stanley Tweedle, mild by fate A martyr for his generation 217 00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:56,859 Sweaty probes were forced into him Such pain, such humiliation 218 00:23:57,173 --> 00:24:02,067 But now he's the captain of the Lexx On an intergalactic tour 219 00:24:02,068 --> 00:24:05,271 Still he dreams at night Of the time of his life 220 00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:07,356 In the playpen of Feppo and Smoor Ha ha ha ha ha! 221 00:24:34,146 --> 00:24:40,845 If you desire, I will stay here, where it is cooler. My body will remain animated for some extended time 222 00:24:41,054 --> 00:24:41,888 How much time? 223 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,802 A few hours, at least. 224 00:24:44,803 --> 00:24:48,024 Kai, I want you to live, to really live. 225 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,631 I suggest you consider modifying your want 226 00:24:50,945 --> 00:24:53,072 What exactly is protoblood? 227 00:24:53,908 --> 00:24:54,955 I don't know 228 00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:58,756 How can you not know? It's all that has been keeping you alive for the last 2000 years 229 00:24:59,589 --> 00:25:06,276 I only know that I was kept in a mortuary below the hall of the Predecessors with thousands like myself. 230 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:11,050 There I received protoblood from a tube in my storage drawer 231 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:15,077 Since it was so important to you, weren't you at all curious about it? 232 00:25:15,493 --> 00:25:20,583 As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow,I was not prone to curiosity 233 00:25:32,974 --> 00:25:37,118 If it were possible to repair the cryogenic regulator,Kai would have already done so. 234 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:41,442 There is no point in your attempting it, as calling you incompetent would qualify as high praise. 235 00:25:41,547 --> 00:25:47,379 You are beyond useless in almost every respect, which is of course why Zev has no interest in you, sexually or otherwise. 236 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,273 I'm stung 237 00:25:49,822 --> 00:25:56,170 The facts, security guard - Zev, woman of all women, has a highly accelerated love slave libido. 238 00:25:57,733 --> 00:26:04,756 You are the only living man she has contact with, but has she ever thought of enlisting you to satisfy her exceptional physical needs? 239 00:26:04,757 --> 00:26:07,208 No. Never. Impossible 240 00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:10,820 Just biding my time, pal, biding my time. 241 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:15,535 And when she comes knocking, it's not gonna be on your door - you don't have the equipment. 242 00:26:15,953 --> 00:26:18,003 I am equipped with love. 243 00:26:19,047 --> 00:26:22,145 I am equipped with a love muscle. 244 00:26:26,577 --> 00:26:28,110 I did it! - Argh! 245 00:26:45,054 --> 00:26:46,283 Let me out 246 00:26:46,284 --> 00:26:47,946 Whatever for! 247 00:26:49,038 --> 00:26:50,506 Let me out! Die! Die! 248 00:27:02,826 --> 00:27:03,912 Ahh! Get me out! 249 00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:11,227 Stanley. I didn't know you cared 250 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,000 I almost had it fixed. I just don't have the right equipment 251 00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,357 Accurate observation 252 00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:56,234 Stanley, Stanley, oh, he's so manly Two feet long and Zev she - Huh? 253 00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:04,257 Stanley Tweedle, I want you to use your hand to get us back to the Cluster 254 00:28:04,258 --> 00:28:06,402 That's called committing suicide. 255 00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:12,360 A Cluster lizard's favourite food is brains! 256 00:28:12,569 --> 00:28:15,578 I did my best to try and fix the cryopod! Don't eat me! 257 00:28:15,579 --> 00:28:18,791 We all have to die somewhere,you're going to die right here Stanley Tweedle. 258 00:28:21,389 --> 00:28:22,699 We are going back! 259 00:28:24,414 --> 00:28:25,745 We can't! 260 00:28:37,412 --> 00:28:38,273 Do you want to hold it? 261 00:28:38,692 --> 00:28:40,313 Yeah, on the end of my fork! 262 00:28:40,627 --> 00:28:43,550 It is a baby - an innocent. 263 00:28:44,176 --> 00:28:46,970 The egg must have been laid before we escaped from the Light Universe. 264 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:52,233 Yeah, well, that's very nice, but I think we should act sensible here and dispose of it. 265 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:53,278 Don't you like it, Zev? 266 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:54,322 No! 267 00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:58,221 I'm surprised. You are part Cluster lizard yourself. 268 00:29:00,763 --> 00:29:03,384 I was hoping you would help me think of a name. 269 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,814 If it comes near me, I'll name it. 270 00:29:08,411 --> 00:29:08,917 What? 271 00:29:08,918 --> 00:29:11,971 Squish! Which is exactly what I'll do to it. 272 00:29:18,753 --> 00:29:20,565 It thinks you're its mother 273 00:29:24,714 --> 00:29:25,935 What is it, Squish? 274 00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:28,604 Hungry? 275 00:29:33,096 --> 00:29:37,193 You can't eat my brain just yet. I still need it for a little while longer 276 00:29:49,506 --> 00:29:50,147 Get it? 277 00:29:50,148 --> 00:29:53,072 Absolutely not! This is humiliating 278 00:29:53,073 --> 00:29:54,116 You don't say 279 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,655 Do you know what we are? 280 00:29:58,176 --> 00:30:04,126 Yeah - Cluster lizards' favourite food 281 00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:12,495 Kai - are you sure this is going to work? 282 00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:19,096 No - but if it does, we will be better able to access the memory of the Divine Predecessor who killed me 283 00:30:21,832 --> 00:30:27,204 Let us begin. Let us see what memories my limited protoblood can display 284 00:30:35,228 --> 00:30:38,907 Once more, from the top - and with feeling 285 00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:43,770 Stanley Tweedle is a god A warrior and a gent 286 00:30:43,771 --> 00:30:48,052 We are not fit to suck his feet Or dine on his excrement 287 00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:52,366 At night we croon by the light of the moon Of his courage and his creed 288 00:30:52,402 --> 00:30:56,778 Hey ho, there he goes. Oh woe for his foes Long live the Tweedle seed. 289 00:30:57,092 --> 00:31:04,573 Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class Stanley, Stanley, we live to - 290 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:07,265 Problem? 291 00:31:07,579 --> 00:31:10,258 Indeed. We refuse to continue. 292 00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:18,636 What do you think, Squish? Is it chompy chompy bite bite time? 293 00:31:20,891 --> 00:31:22,976 All right, you win - 294 00:31:23,859 --> 00:31:29,358 We live to kiss his ass. 295 00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:36,119 Gentlemen - I think we are now finally developing a dialogue. 296 00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:42,464 Lay your hands on me 297 00:32:53,008 --> 00:32:54,379 What was that? 298 00:32:56,925 --> 00:33:00,607 Many memories, inside me. 299 00:33:02,556 --> 00:33:06,019 His Shadow steals the memories of all those he kills. 300 00:33:06,333 --> 00:33:09,285 I absorbed those memories when I regained my own. 301 00:33:14,119 --> 00:33:17,490 It may take time to find something useful. 302 00:33:25,659 --> 00:33:31,113 You are Barton Tesh - heretic and criminal disloyal to His Shadow. 303 00:33:32,294 --> 00:33:36,236 I have been instructed to kill you very slowly 304 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:40,576 That was not useful 305 00:33:41,203 --> 00:33:48,992 Kai, please - think protoblood We have to find out where it comes from 306 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:53,685 The memories - it is difficult 307 00:34:09,785 --> 00:34:11,224 The Time Prophet 308 00:34:12,295 --> 00:34:20,156 Time Prophet - you foretold that our order would be destroyed at the hand of the Brunnen G, but we destroyed them. 309 00:34:20,575 --> 00:34:22,272 Will we reach our destiny? 310 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:32,190 As one gifted to see into the old cycles of time, I should be able to see beyond your order, but I cannot. 311 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:38,410 I know only that when your time is past, there will emerge the GigaShadow 312 00:34:38,818 --> 00:34:43,408 it is unclear 313 00:34:44,869 --> 00:34:54,920 I see only a fleeting image of the Insect Wars, but they were thousands of years past. It is all so hazy. 314 00:34:55,478 --> 00:35:05,834 But even without seeing clearly I sense, I feel, I fear, the death of all humankind. 315 00:35:14,568 --> 00:35:15,932 Are you His Shadow? 316 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:24,250 Yes. I am the Divine Shadow who killed Kai 2000 years ago. 317 00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:27,115 What is protoblood? How is it made? 318 00:35:28,619 --> 00:35:29,762 I do not know 319 00:35:30,493 --> 00:35:35,365 But you provided the protoblood for Kai. You made him what he is. 320 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,842 Yes. 321 00:35:38,364 --> 00:35:40,205 Then you must know where it comes from. 322 00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:43,433 It comes from the GigaShadow 323 00:35:45,075 --> 00:35:46,446 What is the GigaShadow? 324 00:35:47,869 --> 00:35:53,218 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 325 00:35:54,164 --> 00:35:58,974 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth. 326 00:36:00,423 --> 00:36:05,675 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order. 327 00:36:06,649 --> 00:36:12,936 A time of pain and rejoicing. Our destiny. 328 00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,398 But what is it? 329 00:36:14,816 --> 00:36:19,766 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning 330 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:21,879 Tell me what I want to know 331 00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:24,466 The GigaShadow is the end - 332 00:36:24,467 --> 00:36:25,110 Kai. 333 00:36:25,111 --> 00:36:30,559 - and it is the beginning. First will come the Cleansing,then will begin a new - 334 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:44,720 We've lost about half. 335 00:36:46,057 --> 00:36:48,375 Therefore my time is reduced by half. 336 00:36:49,132 --> 00:36:51,413 I'm sorry Kai, I'm sorry. 337 00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:56,693 We've lost half your blood, and we've learned nothing. 338 00:36:57,667 --> 00:37:03,281 I have lost half of my blood, I have lost half of my time, but we have learned much. 339 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:10,295 First, that the prophecy may not be certain, 340 00:37:11,931 --> 00:37:17,578 and second, that the GigaShadow is something we should fear. 341 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:28,882 This is Stanley Tweedle, the captain of the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 342 00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:31,451 If anybody can hear me, and would like to make contact - 343 00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:34,994 - please transmit now, we are monitoring all frequencies 344 00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:40,217 How does it taste? 345 00:37:40,974 --> 00:37:45,664 Meaty - but not as meaty as you will, Stanley. 346 00:37:48,973 --> 00:37:50,188 I can't help ya 347 00:37:53,715 --> 00:37:55,124 We can't just let him die. 348 00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:58,647 Kai died 2000 years ago! 349 00:37:58,961 --> 00:38:01,034 We have to go back through the fractal core 350 00:38:01,035 --> 00:38:04,872 we have to go back to the Cluster, we have to get Kai some new protoblood. 351 00:38:04,873 --> 00:38:09,791 Going back to the Cluster does not mean that Kai wil live, it means that we all will die 352 00:38:12,518 --> 00:38:15,653 Improbable as it may be, the security guard has a point. 353 00:38:19,026 --> 00:38:20,194 I don't want to live. 354 00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:25,236 I never wanted to live 355 00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:36,823 I'm making eye water again - it happens when I feel this way 356 00:38:37,242 --> 00:38:39,799 They're called tears, didn't you even know that? 357 00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:49,086 I grew up in a box, Stan. My matrons, my teachers, everyone I ever knew were holograms. 358 00:38:50,755 --> 00:38:53,465 You're the first real people I ever met! 359 00:38:55,712 --> 00:38:56,832 There's a lot I don't know 360 00:38:58,030 --> 00:38:59,432 Well, there's something else 361 00:38:59,953 --> 00:39:00,917 What? 362 00:39:02,393 --> 00:39:05,430 Tears are what happens when you're in love. 363 00:39:13,534 --> 00:39:17,470 We have to go back through the fractal core,we have to go back to the Cluster 364 00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:19,261 That's called committing suicide! 365 00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:21,229 We have to get Kai new protoblood, 366 00:39:21,646 --> 00:39:25,226 we have to go back to the Cluster, we can't just let him die! 367 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,410 We all will die! 368 00:39:31,089 --> 00:39:33,972 Admit it Tweedle. You're a coward 369 00:39:34,911 --> 00:39:38,819 A coward. An arch traitor and a coward. 370 00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:53,725 Lexx - I've made a decision. We are going back through the fractal core. 371 00:39:54,564 --> 00:39:56,850 As you command, Stan. 372 00:39:56,851 --> 00:40:02,207 And, from now on, I want to be known as Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends! 373 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:07,176 As you command, Stanley the Brave, who risked his skin for his friends. 374 00:40:37,934 --> 00:40:40,073 Relax Tweedle, you're all right 375 00:40:40,074 --> 00:40:41,115 We made it, darling 376 00:40:41,116 --> 00:40:42,371 Good work. 377 00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:46,024 Kai? Kai? Talk to me 378 00:40:55,255 --> 00:40:56,627 Protoblood failure. 379 00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:15,877 Say, while you're down there, why don't you stay down there? 380 00:41:15,878 --> 00:41:21,324 Say, while you're up here, why don't you contact some old friends? 381 00:41:27,627 --> 00:41:30,556 Mind Squish until I return, and if I do not - 382 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:33,093 Kill him, before he gets big enough to eat you 383 00:41:35,317 --> 00:41:37,284 Are you sure you don't want to come with us, Stan? 384 00:41:38,328 --> 00:41:41,683 Unlike dead man, I am experiencing no such motivation 385 00:41:44,286 --> 00:41:47,677 I bet the Cluster would love to see the famous arch traitor come home 386 00:41:48,619 --> 00:41:51,468 Maybe there's a candle burning for you outside the protein bank 387 00:41:51,782 --> 00:41:52,512 Blow it out. 388 00:41:53,495 --> 00:41:57,775 Remember - we talk to you, you don't talk to us 389 00:41:58,298 --> 00:42:00,266 - unless we ask you to, which we won't 390 00:42:01,564 --> 00:42:04,448 We don't want anyone to find the Lexx because of your signals 391 00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:06,755 Signals can be tracked, Stan 392 00:42:06,756 --> 00:42:09,487 I know. Good luck 393 00:42:09,488 --> 00:42:11,168 Thanks. Stay put 394 00:42:39,628 --> 00:42:45,231 Lexx, when you eat, can you separate out the yummy stuff from the nasty indigestible bits? 395 00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:49,660 Yes, Stanley the Perfect,the mighty and terrible champion of the oppressed 396 00:42:50,157 --> 00:42:53,871 And - unjustly maligned majestical being 397 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:56,635 And unjustly maligned majestical being 398 00:42:58,209 --> 00:42:59,502 Cool 399 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:26,857 Come on, baby, come on. 400 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,618 They can't detect us this close to the surface. 401 00:43:35,527 --> 00:43:39,651 This is customs post KL722468. 402 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,333 Hi. We - we seem to - 403 00:43:43,369 --> 00:43:45,431 This customs post has been cleansed 404 00:43:46,346 --> 00:43:48,809 No problem, we'll check in at a different one 405 00:43:48,948 --> 00:43:50,806 This customs post has been cleansed 406 00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:53,275 Right. We'll make sure to - 407 00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:55,607 This customs post - this customs post Rejoice! - has been cleansed cleansed cleansed 408 00:43:57,522 --> 00:44:05,955 Guilty - in the execution of this sentence you are hereby cleansed of your crime against the League of 20,000 Planets. May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you 409 00:44:10,989 --> 00:44:12,907 No military patrols 410 00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:15,925 Not a lot of anything 411 00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:25,269 Eyes right 412 00:45:20,158 --> 00:45:21,946 Kai - come back 413 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,313 Protoblood failure. I do not have much time left. 414 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:40,975 We must hurry. 415 00:46:10,019 --> 00:46:13,289 Zev to Stan - we just landed. So far so weird. 416 00:46:14,634 --> 00:46:15,843 I'll keep you posted. 417 00:46:17,914 --> 00:46:19,571 Lexx, I have a question. 418 00:46:19,885 --> 00:46:26,047 If I want to transmit something, does it have to go out over all frequencies, or can I select a specific band? 419 00:46:26,257 --> 00:46:35,090 I am able to transmit on any frequency band you choose, Stanley the legendary all powerful space stud man 420 00:46:35,613 --> 00:46:40,566 I select the upper five nano quanto range frequencies 421 00:46:41,350 --> 00:46:45,661 This is Stanley Tweedle. That's right, the Stanley Tweedle 422 00:46:45,951 --> 00:46:48,011 Maybe you heard I was a traitor 423 00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:55,084 Maybe you're aware I was once an assistant deputy backup courier for the Ostral B heretics. 424 00:46:55,294 --> 00:47:01,256 and that on one mission in particular I got a little side-tracked when His Shadow attacked - 425 00:47:08,297 --> 00:47:11,887 It's our favourite frequency 426 00:47:19,143 --> 00:47:29,697 amino acid codes that certain Sub Nebula mercenaries found in my tooth were used to destroy a hundred Reform planets 427 00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:33,485 - although it was actually only 94. 428 00:47:34,796 --> 00:47:43,546 None of that matters now, you know why? Because I now command the Lexx, the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. 429 00:47:43,547 --> 00:47:52,648 I can take you out just like that. Don't believe me? Come on. I'll be right here waiting. Ha ha 430 00:48:45,549 --> 00:48:46,645 The Cleansing. 431 00:48:52,086 --> 00:48:53,386 Not long dead. 432 00:48:57,063 --> 00:49:01,308 Welcome friends. Welcome to the end of everything. 433 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:06,156 Though I can command the heavens and urge comets to change their course, 434 00:49:06,262 --> 00:49:12,931 all this is nothing next to your grace, your wisdom, and the glory that lives in your eyes 435 00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:15,048 Divine Shadow? 436 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,092 Yes. 437 00:49:17,545 --> 00:49:19,267 You don't look very good. 438 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:24,097 And I could not be happier, for I am free. 439 00:49:26,710 --> 00:49:27,923 I don't understand. 440 00:49:27,924 --> 00:49:36,707 As a result of the fall the evil section of my brain was destroyed. Only my poet half remains. I am at peace. 441 00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:37,751 Kill it. 442 00:49:37,752 --> 00:49:40,923 Fair lady, would you care to hear a sonnet? 443 00:49:40,924 --> 00:49:41,968 Pass 444 00:49:42,616 --> 00:49:43,875 What happened here? 445 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,471 An assassination attempt 446 00:49:46,472 --> 00:49:50,463 Some rebel clerics found a way to make my pillar descend. 447 00:49:50,464 --> 00:49:54,114 Good for them, I say - not at the time, of course, but - 448 00:49:54,115 --> 00:49:55,470 Squish! 449 00:49:57,426 --> 00:49:58,336 Bad lizard 450 00:50:01,774 --> 00:50:07,966 You should have let it kill me. Let it end my suffering for the pain I inflicted on all humanity 451 00:50:07,967 --> 00:50:12,456 I will fulfil your desire, by fulfilling the prophecy 452 00:50:12,979 --> 00:50:15,575 Do it Kai - end the Divine Order 453 00:50:15,576 --> 00:50:21,202 Last of the Brunnen G, I ask not to be spared,only to be forgiven. Grant me that 454 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:26,022 He destroyed your planet. He destroyed you. He deserves nothing 455 00:50:27,663 --> 00:50:29,205 I beg you 456 00:50:29,682 --> 00:50:30,730 Get rid of him 457 00:50:32,336 --> 00:50:35,595 I cannot stop you. I am helpless 458 00:50:36,188 --> 00:50:37,554 What is the GigaShadow? 459 00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:42,181 The GigaShadow is the end, and it is the beginning. 460 00:50:42,808 --> 00:50:46,409 First will come the Cleansing, which will feed the Rebirth 461 00:50:46,828 --> 00:50:49,807 The GigaShadow is the new life beyond order 462 00:50:50,226 --> 00:50:56,316 Whatever the GigaShadow is to be, it likely cannot be without you 463 00:50:57,791 --> 00:51:00,830 The prophecy demands to be fulfilled 464 00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:25,136 He knew nothing of the GigaShadow either 465 00:51:28,337 --> 00:51:31,992 We will go to the mortuary now, for protoblood 466 00:51:32,838 --> 00:51:39,058 Kai - it's over. The prophecy is fulfilled. 467 00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:44,886 The last of the Brunnen G has destroyed the Divine Order. How does it feel? 468 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:56,201 It feels - it feels - I have no feeling for it 469 00:53:33,815 --> 00:53:35,156 Is this the mortuary? 470 00:53:35,157 --> 00:53:38,337 My home, for 2000 years 471 00:53:39,381 --> 00:53:46,275 These drawers contained myself and thousands of other assassins like me, all kept in a state of living death by protoblood 472 00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:51,457 Looks like all my undead comrades have taken a walk 473 00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:52,501 Where to? 474 00:53:52,503 --> 00:53:54,904 They have been cleansed, I assume 475 00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,773 The tubes are dry 476 00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:01,493 So, what do we do? 477 00:54:03,175 --> 00:54:07,783 Follow the tubes to the source of protoblood, wherever that is. 478 00:54:10,031 --> 00:54:16,026 Stan - Zev. Stan, it looks like we might take a little longer than we hoped. Sit tight 479 00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:21,517 Stan, this is Zev. Stan, this is Zev 480 00:54:21,727 --> 00:54:24,196 Stan - there's a big celebration on the Cluster. 481 00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:31,393 We've encountered some people, rebels, who tell us His Shadow is dead. Looks like the good guys won, Stan 482 00:54:31,394 --> 00:54:37,409 Oh, and don't be surprised if you encounter some returning refugees - help them out if you can 483 00:54:37,921 --> 00:54:42,575 Also, best to maintain radio silence, just in case. Zev out 484 00:54:45,188 --> 00:54:46,634 Anything you say 485 00:55:28,815 --> 00:55:37,550 I gave Kai my memories, but you, cleric, are weak. You will transport my essence to its destiny 486 00:55:37,655 --> 00:55:38,594 No! 487 00:56:04,342 --> 00:56:06,145 You are mine 488 00:56:06,147 --> 00:56:10,428 No, no, I'm not yours 489 00:56:11,161 --> 00:56:16,007 I will not be possessed by you. I'm Yottskry, I'm Yottskry 490 00:56:17,393 --> 00:56:19,338 I have my own mind 491 00:56:20,203 --> 00:56:22,866 But I control you. 492 00:56:28,108 --> 00:56:30,807 No. I've fought you before, and I'll fight you again 493 00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:34,863 You will lose 494 00:57:01,339 --> 00:57:03,443 Ahh! Are you all right? 495 00:57:03,862 --> 00:57:04,486 Yes. 496 00:57:05,735 --> 00:57:06,738 What is this? 497 00:57:14,252 --> 00:57:15,214 Is it protoblood? 498 00:57:16,154 --> 00:57:16,933 No. 499 00:57:22,297 --> 00:57:23,272 Then what is it? 500 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:27,085 Trouble - because unlike me, everything you see here is alive 501 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,864 Get out. Leave me alone Get out of my mind! 502 00:57:30,955 --> 00:57:34,280 You must bend to my will. Do as I command 503 00:57:34,281 --> 00:57:35,800 I'm not His Shadow! 504 00:57:35,802 --> 00:57:38,342 You are me. I am you. 505 00:57:38,550 --> 00:57:39,385 Never! 506 00:57:41,342 --> 00:57:43,372 Protoblood is distributed from here 507 00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:46,755 - empty 508 00:57:48,079 --> 00:57:51,333 We have to keep looking. We must be close 509 00:57:51,711 --> 00:57:54,814 Perhaps - but I have little time, Zev 510 00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:01,973 All right. Time to die, Divine Shadow 511 00:58:13,648 --> 00:58:16,020 You are already dead, ha ha ha! 512 00:58:19,148 --> 00:58:21,233 It is only I who am alive ha ha ha! 513 00:58:50,154 --> 00:58:51,441 We saw him before. 514 00:58:52,448 --> 00:58:55,233 He was dead. He is the one you turned over 515 00:58:55,234 --> 00:58:59,235 He's getting stronger. I can't hold him back 516 00:59:04,684 --> 00:59:08,115 Kai, you must kill me. 517 00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:11,801 I am possessed by His Shadow 518 00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,653 He's trying to move, somewhere 519 00:59:22,278 --> 00:59:23,426 Where? 520 00:59:27,946 --> 00:59:32,045 Please, somehow you must kill His Shadow 521 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:35,545 You must kill me 522 00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:38,805 Where is he trying to go? 523 00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:42,752 To the GigaShadow. You must stop him. 524 00:59:43,593 --> 00:59:44,900 What is the GigaShadow? 525 00:59:50,318 --> 00:59:51,058 Tell me 526 01:00:03,612 --> 01:00:05,307 How did he come back to life? 527 01:00:06,184 --> 01:00:08,330 Some form of protoblood, I suspect 528 01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:13,506 The yellow stuff - on the floor by the dead clerics 529 01:00:14,665 --> 01:00:17,083 And protoblood comes from the GigaShadow 530 01:00:18,059 --> 01:00:20,551 So let's go back up and get some 531 01:00:20,656 --> 01:00:25,165 Yes - we must find the Giga- 532 01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:30,244 No! Kai! 533 01:00:33,374 --> 01:00:34,461 Out of blood. Zev 534 01:00:35,985 --> 01:00:43,265 - go back to Stan. Use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster 535 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:50,982 Farewell Zev, my - 536 01:00:53,249 --> 01:00:56,361 Kai, come back 537 01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,421 Kai, come back 538 01:01:01,361 --> 01:01:06,431 Kai, Kai, Kai! 539 01:01:31,756 --> 01:01:37,209 Situation deteriorating quickly 540 01:01:40,503 --> 01:01:43,471 Others all dead. 541 01:01:47,841 --> 01:01:55,716 I estimate I only have forty minutes of oxygen supply left 542 01:01:56,787 --> 01:02:05,173 How long do you think it will take you to reach me? Over 543 01:02:05,615 --> 01:02:09,611 Vessel, this is Captain Stanley Tweedle, commander of the Lexx 544 01:02:10,299 --> 01:02:14,625 I, um, I accidentally received your transmission,are you in trouble? 545 01:02:15,594 --> 01:02:21,284 Oh no - my signal's been intercepted 546 01:02:22,351 --> 01:02:26,911 Hold on, hold on, wait, look, come in, I can help. Come in! 547 01:02:27,733 --> 01:02:29,914 Lexx, did you get a location fix on that transmission? 548 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:34,748 I did, Stanley the stunner, makes love like no other 549 01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:54,771 I defy thee, I defy thee, I defy thee! 550 01:03:00,212 --> 01:03:02,010 What fresh hell is this? 551 01:03:15,954 --> 01:03:19,123 My Rebirth has begun 552 01:03:41,598 --> 01:03:45,041 I don't need your help 553 01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:47,665 You're running out of oxygen, correct? 554 01:03:48,181 --> 01:03:52,067 I've been there, it's something I would not wish on my worst enemy 555 01:03:53,726 --> 01:04:00,072 How do I know you're not working for the Divine Order? 556 01:04:00,282 --> 01:04:02,328 Sometimes you just have to go on trust 557 01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:04,584 I don't think so 558 01:04:08,172 --> 01:04:15,000 I don't know what to believe anymore. Oh, oh, oh - 559 01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:17,860 What's up? 560 01:04:21,174 --> 01:04:22,243 Oh, oh - oxygen! 561 01:04:22,245 --> 01:04:23,494 Hold on! 562 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:49,280 Hang on - I brought you a suit, and oxygen 563 01:04:53,227 --> 01:04:55,536 I don't know what to believe anymore 564 01:05:08,773 --> 01:05:11,218 Stanley Tweedle. 565 01:05:13,744 --> 01:05:16,122 - the lesson continues 566 01:06:25,237 --> 01:06:26,671 Find your mother 567 01:06:37,089 --> 01:06:38,058 Zev. 568 01:06:39,581 --> 01:06:42,796 Zev! Bliss to the power of bliss times bliss! I live again. 569 01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:44,765 What's wrong? 570 01:06:45,683 --> 01:06:48,636 He's gone. Kai is dead 571 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:51,195 Listen - something's happening to the Cluster 572 01:06:57,534 --> 01:07:00,352 Maybe it's a lost cause, but there's something I have to do 573 01:07:00,648 --> 01:07:03,366 Zev, please, we must flee this planetoid! 574 01:07:55,402 --> 01:07:58,551 The cleansing is not complete 575 01:08:14,967 --> 01:08:18,579 Zev! 576 01:08:21,178 --> 01:08:22,377 Hurry! 577 01:08:55,131 --> 01:09:01,655 Stan - Zev. Listen very carefully. Bring the Lexx to the Cluster right now 578 01:09:02,274 --> 01:09:07,024 We have to try to rescue Kai,then use the Lexx to destroy the Cluster. 579 01:09:07,419 --> 01:09:09,101 We have to blow it up 580 01:09:10,461 --> 01:09:18,450 Well, geez lady, that sounds like a really fun idea,but I'm afraid there's a little snag. 581 01:09:19,423 --> 01:09:26,929 You see, it's like this. Mr Tweedle is, er, somewhat indisposed.. 582 01:09:31,054 --> 01:09:39,650 In fact, by the time we are done with his puffy pink body, it will be a lot more puffy and a lot less pink 583 01:09:41,133 --> 01:09:43,341 Squeal for the people. 584 01:09:46,235 --> 01:09:54,910 Squeal, squeal, squeal! 585 01:09:54,946 --> 01:09:57,197 There is justice in this universe 586 01:10:57,143 --> 01:10:58,040 Good lizard 587 01:11:31,253 --> 01:11:34,242 OK, Squish - let's find the GigaShadow 588 01:11:53,948 --> 01:11:56,121 Have you solved the puzzle, human? 589 01:11:57,322 --> 01:12:01,158 No matter. You cannot stop me now 590 01:12:02,797 --> 01:12:05,491 Yes you can. He's vulnerable 591 01:12:06,882 --> 01:12:08,065 Where are you? 592 01:12:08,969 --> 01:12:12,988 I'm inside the GigaShadow. You're inside the GigaShadow 593 01:12:14,959 --> 01:12:17,869 Find me. Please, find the brain 594 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:25,297 You're too late Kai - much too late 595 01:12:25,651 --> 01:12:26,669 We shall see 596 01:12:31,386 --> 01:12:33,036 What's your favourite food? 597 01:12:37,309 --> 01:12:40,475 Find me. Please, find the brain 598 01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:55,344 I am the GigaShadow, and you, Kai, are nothing but a microbe inside me, infecting my system 599 01:13:00,425 --> 01:13:06,825 I will extinguish you - and, cleric - you cannot help him 600 01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:28,752 790- We can't leave without Kai 601 01:13:31,821 --> 01:13:34,235 No sign of the dead one, sweet one 602 01:14:02,999 --> 01:14:06,322 That, dearest, would be the GigaShadow 603 01:14:07,886 --> 01:14:08,718 Right 604 01:14:09,067 --> 01:14:12,063 I suggest we vacate this area immediately 605 01:14:22,558 --> 01:14:24,656 Die, Brunnen G! 606 01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,918 You cannot help him 607 01:14:30,919 --> 01:14:33,916 Yes! I can and I will! 608 01:14:36,983 --> 01:14:41,289 Die! Die! 609 01:14:43,103 --> 01:14:45,640 I will free him 610 01:14:53,136 --> 01:14:53,980 Thank you 611 01:14:54,916 --> 01:15:00,516 Hurry, Kai. I'm losing, losing strength 612 01:15:02,147 --> 01:15:04,223 And I am gaining 613 01:15:04,661 --> 01:15:06,889 Go - find the brain 614 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:14,661 Unfortunately there is no habitable planet, asteroid, moon or space station within the range of this vessel. 615 01:15:14,975 --> 01:15:17,438 There is absolutely nowhere for us to go. 616 01:15:19,711 --> 01:15:20,577 Zev, darling? 617 01:15:21,397 --> 01:15:21,829 Yes? 618 01:15:22,902 --> 01:15:27,166 Our oxygen will be gone and you'll be dead in 11 hours and 7 minutes, 619 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:34,539 but my power pack will keep me going for 309 years, so I will use that time to recite an epic poem about you. 620 01:15:34,540 --> 01:15:35,894 Shall I begin? 621 01:15:37,570 --> 01:15:45,867 Zev, my love, you have expired But robot head is hot and wired Your fragrant corpse, cold and 622 01:15:46,181 --> 01:15:49,784 Zev? Zev? 623 01:15:53,677 --> 01:15:55,373 Stan. Zev. 624 01:15:57,942 --> 01:16:01,287 You were right. We shouldn't have come 625 01:16:03,383 --> 01:16:08,258 I don't know what to say, except, except - 626 01:16:09,170 --> 01:16:11,913 Just get out of the way, will ya, I need a clear shot! 627 01:16:38,256 --> 01:16:39,009 Fire! 628 01:16:57,367 --> 01:16:58,955 Yes! 629 01:17:27,957 --> 01:17:30,640 Lexx, what are you doing? Hit it with everything you got! 630 01:17:30,641 --> 01:17:36,984 I did, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent 631 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:37,944 Well, OK - hit it again 632 01:18:09,497 --> 01:18:15,374 Zev, love - I believe the GigaShadow is a large angry insect, and I fear it is just waking up. 633 01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:20,898 Yes, Kai, yes - you're almost there 634 01:18:21,003 --> 01:18:22,702 Squish - which way? 635 01:18:27,275 --> 01:18:30,621 You're here, Kai. Fulfil the prophecy 636 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:37,436 No, cleric. Kai is close, but he will never arrive 637 01:18:45,418 --> 01:18:47,225 I can't fight any longer 638 01:18:54,967 --> 01:18:56,308 Begone! 639 01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:14,858 Find the brain 640 01:19:24,606 --> 01:19:26,892 Darling, it is not important to me, but - 641 01:19:26,893 --> 01:19:28,038 What? 642 01:19:28,724 --> 01:19:29,671 To your right 643 01:19:33,887 --> 01:19:34,796 Kai 644 01:19:37,921 --> 01:19:41,089 Lexx - turn around, we're gonna pick up the dead guy 645 01:20:05,928 --> 01:20:06,770 How did you manage to - 646 01:20:06,771 --> 01:20:09,276 No time - Lexx, take us to the fractal core 647 01:20:09,277 --> 01:20:12,629 Lexx - fractal core, now - go! 648 01:20:17,361 --> 01:20:22,952 Stupid humans. Your entire species is mine. 649 01:20:30,969 --> 01:20:33,163 Its velocity has surpassed the Lexx 650 01:20:33,165 --> 01:20:34,899 Is there no way to fight it? 651 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:38,220 No. It has become too powerful during its millennia of dormancy 652 01:20:45,584 --> 01:20:47,743 So even if we lead it through the fractal core - 653 01:20:47,953 --> 01:20:49,687 The GigaShadow cannot follow. 654 01:20:50,038 --> 01:20:52,257 Its positive mass is too large for it to pass through. 655 01:20:52,753 --> 01:20:56,506 It would combine with the fractal core's anti-mass and the two would cancel each other out 656 01:20:56,507 --> 01:20:57,548 It can't follow us? 657 01:20:57,758 --> 01:20:58,480 No. 658 01:20:58,898 --> 01:21:03,208 Perfect. OK, Lexx - faster, as fast as you can go 659 01:21:03,209 --> 01:21:09,656 As you request, Stanley the fearless warrior god swooping down from on high to protect the weak and innocent. 660 01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:13,255 mastermind of the downfall of the shining star of the cosmos 661 01:21:13,256 --> 01:21:17,216 Stan, Stan, only Stan! 662 01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:08,607 Yes! 663 01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:24,854 Ouch! 664 01:22:37,181 --> 01:22:43,954 I imagine the GigaShadow's priority will be to end the prophecy. To end me 665 01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:48,405 But the GigaShadow cannot come through the fractal core 666 01:23:06,036 --> 01:23:07,516 Run Wait for me! 667 01:23:09,412 --> 01:23:15,028 GigaShadow, this is our time of rejoicing. 668 01:23:15,106 --> 01:23:17,253 No, it is your time of pain. 669 01:23:17,672 --> 01:23:21,475 You are no longer needed, human vessels of my essence. 670 01:23:35,864 --> 01:23:36,177 Come on 671 01:23:38,579 --> 01:23:40,022 What's it, what's it! 672 01:23:58,488 --> 01:24:01,480 It's over. We have no hope 673 01:24:01,481 --> 01:24:06,010 We have hope - one small hope 674 01:24:24,151 --> 01:24:27,949 The victory of your ancestors was not complete 675 01:24:31,161 --> 01:24:33,965 You are a survivor of the Insect civilisation. 676 01:24:34,630 --> 01:24:37,389 Yes, last of the Brunnen G. 677 01:24:38,599 --> 01:24:41,242 I passed on my essence to humans, 678 01:24:41,451 --> 01:24:48,799 rightly believing that I would be more successful using humans to defeat themselves. 679 01:24:49,843 --> 01:24:58,196 Yours has been an enslaved species, working tirelessly to achieve my Rebirth 680 01:24:58,909 --> 01:25:06,162 The Divine Insect Order beings. The insects will rule again.. 681 01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:11,923 I bid you extinction. the time has come. Ha ha ha! 682 01:25:27,991 --> 01:25:29,269 That's my baby 683 01:26:24,182 --> 01:26:29,480 Oh look, Nubbleguck - tasty treats 684 01:26:31,661 --> 01:26:36,401 Yum yum - give me some 685 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:54,391 Why are you smiling? 686 01:26:55,018 --> 01:27:00,047 I'm smiling because I transmitted on your frequency on purpose. 687 01:27:01,405 --> 01:27:05,003 I'm smiling because it's dinner time 688 01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:12,859 And then, following Captain Stanley's carefully constructed plan exactly, 689 01:27:13,519 --> 01:27:17,625 the Lexx cruised on over to Feppo and Smoor's 690 01:27:20,898 --> 01:27:23,586 and ate it right up, 691 01:27:26,166 --> 01:27:33,967 and then it separated out the essential Tweedle from the indigestible Sub Nebula mercenaries, ha ha! 692 01:27:35,546 --> 01:27:38,569 I knew what they'd do and I did them one better 693 01:27:40,157 --> 01:27:42,007 How did you know that they would come after you? 694 01:27:43,532 --> 01:27:49,428 Captain Stan just intentionally broadcast over frequency bands they monitor 695 01:27:50,154 --> 01:27:52,495 So, guys - where do we go from here? 696 01:27:55,595 --> 01:27:58,075 I once suggested that you find yourselves a home 697 01:27:59,353 --> 01:28:00,161 And now? 698 01:28:01,918 --> 01:28:07,010 And now that the fractal core is destroyed,stranding us in the Dark Zone, 699 01:28:07,839 --> 01:28:13,726 and since I have a new supply of protoblood,let us find ourselves a home 700 01:28:16,082 --> 01:28:17,224 Sounds good to me. 701 01:28:17,754 --> 01:28:18,268 Stan? 702 01:28:20,354 --> 01:28:23,910 OK, Lexx - find us a home 703 01:28:24,015 --> 01:28:29,695 As you request - Stan, Stan, only Stan. 59401

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