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We're serious about getting married.
Whatever. I sent you a note
to say I couldn't come.
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I gave it to Eileen Pickford
to give to you.
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Eileen?
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My mother? Yeah.
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No, don't tell me you didn't get it?
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I'm very... fond of you.
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I just don't think
I can do this any more.
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I'm arresting you on suspicion of
assault.
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You're not arresting him!
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There's summat about you
bending over in a field
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that makes me almost
unable to contain myself.
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Ow!
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Tell me about when my dad died.
It wasn't an accident.
She killed him.
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We decided against
an engagement ring,
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so instead, we bought
a car between us.
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Judith, this is William, my eldest.
Hello.
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He's had that bitch in our house.
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Don't come back.
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You can't just leave him. Can't I?
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Why not? He left me.
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I mean, you can't just abandon him
in the middle of nowhere.
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You think I should let him humiliate
me over and over again...
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Bend! ..and pretend that
everything's fine and dandy,
when in actual fact
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I'm having a nervous bloody
breakdown?
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Mum!
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Oh.
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Are you all right?
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Caroline?
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Idiot. You're an idiot.
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Why am I an idiot? Telling her.
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He probably wasn't even
doing anything.
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He hates her. He hates Judith.
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He was probably
just trying to get rid of her.
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Mum.
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I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have said anything.
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They weren't doing anything.
They were just drunk.
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He let her into the house.
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It doesn't matter whether
they were doing anything or not.
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What matters is that he's shallow
and weak-willed...
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and I can't trust him.
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Much as I'd like to.
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For your sake.
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My sake.
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Everyone's sake.
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Are you all right, Mum?
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Are you?
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Come on.
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I couldn't find a parking space.
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What have they said?
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Um... they're not pressing charges.
It is just a caution.
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Oh.
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Here, I know it looks extravagant,
the car.
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And, yeah, your mother might have
liked one, but I don't know, I...
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She were never bothered about cars.
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Odd.
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That thing you said about
my mother not giving you that note.
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Do you wish she had? Given it to you?
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Well, you can't think like that,
can you?
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No, but do you?
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No! Course not!
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But you aren't cross with her,
for not doing?
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No.
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She was a fantastic woman, my mother.
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Yeah, she were. You're right.
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I've certainly got no complaints.
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Done and dusted.
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And next time, give the weedy
little twat a wide berth.
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You all right?
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What were it about?
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Gillian? You know as much as me,
Robbie.
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What did he say, the inspector?
Stuff.
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I'll see you back there. Right.
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And what was Paul Jaktri saying?
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Shit.
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What kind of shit? Can I go in
t'Lexus with my grandad?
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What kind of shit? Grandad,
can I go with you?
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You OK?
I'm sorry I spoilt your party.
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Ah...
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Ah.
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I'm going to my room.
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I thought I'd better hang about.
You left the door unlocked.
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I'll ring Celia, see if she's all
right.
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Right. Mm.
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How... how were things
at the, um... police station?
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I'd hate you and Caroline
to get the wrong idea about us.
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For my dad's sake.
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This isn't how he behaves, Raffy.
He's a good lad.
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I'm sure he is.
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God knows why he couldn't rise above
it. He... he would do normally.
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Kids. Well, boys, anyway.
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I...I helped myself. Good.
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I hope that's... Absolutely fine.
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Sorry about... What?
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Oh, dirty linen in public.
Me and Caroline.
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Hey, listen. Don't apologise to me.
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Not for anything.
I don't judge people.
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Never have done. Life's too short.
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Let's be frank.
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We're none of us perfect.
The ironic thing is...
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What? Oh.
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I had this...
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fling thing,
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affair-fest,
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embarrassing mistake thing
with this Judith,
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four... three months ago.
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Tell me when I get boring.
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Oh, the point is she...
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I was in the house by myself.
Our house, mine and Caroline's.
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And she turns up. Judith.
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And I can't get rid of her.
William comes home from school early,
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because he's in the middle
of his A levels.
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He assumes we're up to stuff.
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Which we're not. Absolutely not.
All over.
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Thing of the past. Big, bad mistake.
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Desperately grateful to be back
with glorious, snotty, mad Caroline,
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albeit in the spare bedroom.
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But now she's gone all berserk
and says I'm out on my ear again.
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Shit.
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I've...
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just got to pop upstairs
and see if Raffy's OK.
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Sure.
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Sure.
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Raff?
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I want to know what Paul was saying
that made you so cross.
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He's an idiot. Well, I can't say
I'd argue with you over that.
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And you're an idiot as well.
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How's the car? Smashing.
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You couldn't drive me
to the nearest railway?
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Well, where are you heading?
Well, Harrogate.
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Well, I'll drive you there.
I'm off over to see Celia.
She's barely seen that car.
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But it'll have to be tomorrow
morning.
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I'm not setting off now!
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It's dark. Fine. Great. Is that...?
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So... so could I stay?
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Can he stay?
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Alan's very kindly offered
me a lift back to Harrogate
tomorrow morning. Course.
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Only I'd be grateful if you...
you didn't drink any more.
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I don't want you throwing up in
t'car before Celia's even sat in it.
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Celia all right?
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Well, I think she'd have liked
a turn in t'car.
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Perhaps I should phone for that taxi.
Don't be daft. You stay put.
Oh, I'll go and put t'kettle on.
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You want to stick up for yourself
more, you do.
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Me? Yeah.
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You know, if you weren't doing owt,
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if you genuinely weren't
doing owt with this Judith...
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why accept being chucked out?
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And presumably half the house
is yours.
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Morning, everyone!
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Daddy's back! Daddy's home!
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♪ Allons enfants de la Patrie
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♪ Le jour de gloire est arrive! ♪
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Breakfast! I'm cooking!
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Who wants pancakes?
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Morning! It's ten to eight.
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Yes, I... Sorry I'm late.
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Oh!
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'The Sunday morning
service comes from the church
of St James the Great...'
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Oh, piss off.
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Pa-pa-pa pom!
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Do you believe in God?
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I used to... to believe.
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Mid-to-late 1970s.
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What happened in the mid-to-late
1970s?
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I'm not sure.
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But, er... that's when we just
seemed to stop going. Why?
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I think I'd like to get married
in a church rather than
a registry office...
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on reflection.
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Who's that making that din?
Well, we can do.
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I...I don't think
it's obligatory these days,
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to believe in God, just cos
you want to get wed in church.
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What the hell on earth do you think
you're doing?! Morning, darling.
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Don't you shitting well
"darling" me! Potty mouth.
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What are you doing?
Breakfast. Want some?
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Is that John? Has she let him in?
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I live here!
How has he got back?
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No, you don't live here,
because I chucked you out
for being an arsehole!
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Yes, well...
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half this house is mine!
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I wasn't doing anything wrong!
She turned up!
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William exaggerated! Get over it!
Don't you touch that!
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And next time your mother slaps me,
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you tell her I will slap her right
back! Harder!
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You are not making a mess
in my kitchen!
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That's right!
I'm making a mess in my kitchen!
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You forfeited any right
to anything when you went off
shagging that whore!
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Shout a little bit louder, Caroline!
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It's not funny! No.
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Morally, I can't argue with you.
Legally, however, a tad more
compromise!
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I do not want you here!
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Well, I don't mind you being here.
It isn't like there isn't room,
is it?
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So, if you can't be civil to me,
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just bugger off into another room,
all right?
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Because if you're going to be
difficult and unco-operative,
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I might just chuck
all your things out, OK?
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What's happening?
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Nothing.
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Your father's behaving like a pig!
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Oh, damn. She's shut the window.
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You see, I'm not behaving like a pig.
I'm willing to be entirely
reasonable.
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You're doing breakfast, Popsicle?
Yes, I am. Cool.
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It's not funny!
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Hey!
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How do you fancy driving over
to Buckstones Ridge?
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Oh...
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I'm just off to work.
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Raff.
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Ah.
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What have you been saying to our
Raff?
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Oh, steady on, Gillian.
And going to the police?
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What kind of bloke gets
beaten up by a 16-year-old
and goes whining to the police?
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How about, "Thank you, Paul,
for not pressing charges"?
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What did you say to him?
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"Thank you, Paul, for letting
him get off with a caution."
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Nowt. I were just, like... You know.
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What?
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I were just saying
what a fine woman you was.
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You idiot. Any time, love.
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Well, he didn't believe you,
anyway. Ha-ha.
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Nah, he did.
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Not to start with, cheeky git.
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Not till I described the way
your wallpaper's peeling off
above t'window where it's damp.
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And your five million pair of shoes.
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And that photo he has by his bed of
him, his Uncle Robbie and his dad.
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Yeah, yeah,
I think that's when he realised
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I really had been in your upstairs.
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He went mad. Lickle bastard.
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That's...
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Hello? Gillian?
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Yeah? It's John Elliot.
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Caroline's husband.
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Oh.
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John.
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Hello.
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I'm just ringing to say thank you
for putting me up last night.
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Oh, that's...
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I stuck up for myself, and, er...
well, she didn't like it.
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Not surprisingly.
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But I did it.
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He's talking to someone.
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'Who?'
I've got no idea. He's smirking.
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It's probably her, Judith.
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Well, I've no idea, Caroline.
I'm sorry I upset you.
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I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
You were right. He's an absolute...
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jerk. I've spent
the best years of my life
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married to an unreliable,
shallow-minded...
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self-centred...
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jerk.
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Yes.
251
00:19:10,057 --> 00:19:12,136
What am I going to do?
252
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,577
Divorce him,
and not just talk about it this time.
253
00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:17,136
Sell the house, split everything.
Start again.
254
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,696
I can't sell this house! 'Why?'
255
00:19:19,697 --> 00:19:24,016
Because I... I've put so much into
it. I've worked so hard for it.
256
00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:26,896
It's perfect.
I don't want to sell...
257
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:28,857
Anyway, I can't,
because my mother...
258
00:19:28,858 --> 00:19:32,976
Actually, my mother's
probably going to move out,
because she's getting married.
259
00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:35,096
Your mother? Yes.
260
00:19:35,097 --> 00:19:38,256
Your mother is getting married?
Who to?
261
00:19:38,257 --> 00:19:40,297
Oh, it's just...
262
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:43,697
How sweet.
263
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:50,857
Would you like me to come round?
264
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:55,497
'Would you like to go for a walk?
Would you like to do something?'
265
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,337
Me going on about stuff
a bit too much, probably...
266
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:04,497
That's such a beautiful
part of the world that you live in.
267
00:20:06,257 --> 00:20:07,976
John? John, John.
268
00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:10,337
I'm... I'm sorry.
I've got to go, cos I'm at work.
269
00:20:10,338 --> 00:20:12,616
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, no... no problem.
270
00:20:12,617 --> 00:20:14,256
Ta-ta, then. Me waxing lyrical.
271
00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,216
Yeah. Aw. Bye!
272
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:19,416
Probably see you again some
time anyway. Yeah, yep.
273
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,577
Bye. Bye-bye. Bye.
274
00:20:26,937 --> 00:20:29,777
Sweet exotic creature.
275
00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:43,257
'So, 2 o'clock, then?'
276
00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:47,816
Jesus Christ.
277
00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:51,296
He's lit a cigarette.
'Is that very...'
278
00:20:51,297 --> 00:20:53,336
How bad is that?
279
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:54,617
We don't smoke.
280
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:56,616
Oh. Ah.
281
00:20:56,617 --> 00:21:00,176
And he's drinking whisky
at quarter-past 11 in the morning.
282
00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:02,776
And he's listening to the...
bloody Archers!
283
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:03,817
I've got to go.
284
00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:07,057
Right, well, I'll see you at...
285
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:26,536
You silly bitch!
286
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:29,496
What kind of example
do you think you set these boys, hm?
287
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:34,176
Smoking! And drinking
and fornicating!
288
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:38,256
And wallowing there like some...
self-indulgent tosser!
289
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:41,096
How dare you do that?
I do not want you here!
290
00:21:41,097 --> 00:21:46,776
Well, bad luck. I live here,
and if I want to smoke and bring
women here, then I'll bring them!
291
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:48,976
But I don't want to bring women here!
292
00:21:48,977 --> 00:21:51,776
Because I want our marriage to work!
293
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:54,576
You mad cow! This marriage is over!
294
00:21:54,577 --> 00:21:58,456
It is dead! It is redundant!
It... it never was!
295
00:21:58,457 --> 00:22:01,136
And I do not want to waste
another second of my life
296
00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:03,457
pretending it's something
worth saving!
297
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:09,696
♪ The static from your arms
298
00:22:09,697 --> 00:22:13,056
♪ It is a catalyst
299
00:22:13,057 --> 00:22:16,536
♪ You're a chemical that burns
300
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:20,177
♪ There is nothing like this. ♪
301
00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,976
If anybody had told me
a few weeks ago
302
00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:27,096
that I'd be sitting
up at Buckstones Ridge,
303
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:31,096
holding hands with a man
who isn't my husband,
304
00:22:31,097 --> 00:22:33,856
and who's just driven me
here in his Lexus,
305
00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:36,776
I'd have thought they were
pulling my leg.
306
00:22:36,777 --> 00:22:39,016
Not that I'd have ever sat anywhere
307
00:22:39,017 --> 00:22:41,577
holding hands with a man
who was my husband.
308
00:22:42,657 --> 00:22:45,656
Kenneth wasn't
the hand-holding sort.
309
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:49,216
I mean, even before the trouble,
310
00:22:49,217 --> 00:22:53,376
I don't think he'd a romantic bone
in his body.
311
00:22:53,377 --> 00:22:56,936
And then after, when I'd found out
what a randy sod he'd been, well...
312
00:22:56,937 --> 00:23:02,177
that put the tin lid on any sort
of... Anything resembling romantic.
313
00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:07,456
I mean, I stopped going
anywhere with him socially.
314
00:23:07,457 --> 00:23:10,057
I mean, he didn't know who knew
and who didn't.
315
00:23:11,497 --> 00:23:15,496
And I work on the
principle it's always wise
to assume the worst.
316
00:23:15,497 --> 00:23:17,616
I mean, it's not nice, is it?
317
00:23:17,617 --> 00:23:21,136
Folk nudging each other, going,
"Ooh, that's her
318
00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:25,336
"whose husband's at it with
all and sundry behind her back.
319
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,696
"I wonder if she knows, poor bitch.
320
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:31,457
"I wonder what she's not doing
that's making him look elsewhere."
321
00:23:32,977 --> 00:23:34,857
So, you stop in. You don't go out.
322
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,657
And your world gets smaller.
323
00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:43,337
I should have divorced him.
324
00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:46,696
But it's easy to say,
with a child to bring up
325
00:23:46,697 --> 00:23:50,096
and no money of your own.
And you see, I'd not worked.
326
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,856
I had no career.
327
00:23:51,857 --> 00:23:54,896
I'd given up my job
when Caroline was born.
328
00:23:54,897 --> 00:23:56,897
Women did in them days.
329
00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:01,657
Could have killed him one time.
330
00:24:03,057 --> 00:24:04,937
I mean, literally, I could have!
331
00:24:06,857 --> 00:24:08,936
He was decorating the kitchen.
332
00:24:08,937 --> 00:24:11,937
Painting the ceiling
up a little stepladder.
333
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,977
He was hopeless
at anything to do with DIY.
334
00:24:17,977 --> 00:24:20,257
Anyway, he slipped
and banged his head.
335
00:24:21,817 --> 00:24:26,576
He must have been out for... oh,
well, no more than a second or two.
336
00:24:26,577 --> 00:24:28,376
But of course, I panicked.
337
00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:30,457
Till he came to.
338
00:24:31,457 --> 00:24:34,217
It was only afterwards
I realised I'd been slow.
339
00:24:35,617 --> 00:24:39,136
And I decided if it ever
happened again I'd slip
a cushion over his face
340
00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:40,937
and suffocate him.
341
00:24:47,097 --> 00:24:48,496
Have I shocked you?
342
00:24:48,497 --> 00:24:50,457
No.
343
00:24:52,497 --> 00:24:54,496
Oh, God.
344
00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:56,696
I'm sorry I go on about him.
345
00:24:56,697 --> 00:25:02,057
No, no, no, no. I'm just sorry you...
you had it to go through.
346
00:25:03,577 --> 00:25:07,737
I'm only telling you this
so you know what sort of a woman
you're marrying.
347
00:25:09,297 --> 00:25:12,017
Do you fancy a pint in a pub?
348
00:25:13,697 --> 00:25:15,217
I was thinking... Oh, aye?
349
00:25:16,777 --> 00:25:19,097
Why don't you stop tonight
in Harrogate?
350
00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:23,816
Oh, I don't mean anything untoward.
351
00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:25,057
I've got a spare room.
352
00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:31,136
Only it's going to be a long haul
for you otherwise,
taking me back to Harrogate
353
00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:33,136
then setting off to Halifax.
354
00:25:33,137 --> 00:25:35,897
And you were up
at the crack of dawn this morning.
355
00:25:38,697 --> 00:25:40,657
I'd have to buy a toothbrush.
356
00:25:56,217 --> 00:25:57,817
Raff?
357
00:26:01,337 --> 00:26:02,777
Raffy?
358
00:26:23,777 --> 00:26:26,376
Answer it.
359
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:29,736
'I can't take your call. Leave a
message and I'll ring you back.'
360
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:31,576
Raff, it's me.
361
00:26:31,577 --> 00:26:34,896
Where are you?
Just ring me or... or text me.
362
00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:36,337
I...I need to know where you are.
363
00:26:38,257 --> 00:26:41,496
I'm sorry if I've upset you.
I know I've upset you.
364
00:26:41,497 --> 00:26:43,777
But I need to know that you're all
right.
365
00:27:01,817 --> 00:27:04,177
Oh, shit.
366
00:27:14,017 --> 00:27:15,816
Gillian? Is Raff with you?
367
00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:17,456
He is, yeah.
368
00:27:17,457 --> 00:27:20,656
Is he all right?
369
00:27:20,657 --> 00:27:22,417
Yeah, he's absolutely fine.
370
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,496
What's he said? Nothing.
371
00:27:27,497 --> 00:27:31,096
Well, can I talk to him?
He's a bit busy at the minute.
He's on the Xbox.
372
00:27:31,097 --> 00:27:32,896
Yeah? Well, get him off the f...
373
00:27:32,897 --> 00:27:37,136
And to be frank I don't
think he'd want to talk with you.
I don't know what's happened,
374
00:27:37,137 --> 00:27:40,096
other than him fighting
with that dickhead,
but I assume something has.
375
00:27:40,097 --> 00:27:43,496
I assume that he's finally seen the
light and worked out what a mad
bitch you are,
376
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:47,616
so you know, if he wants to move
in here, that's fine by me.
377
00:27:47,617 --> 00:27:52,056
I'm not keeping him here by force.
Don't you dare fill his head
with rubbish about me.
378
00:27:52,057 --> 00:27:55,417
Will that be everything, then?
You just tell him to ring me!
379
00:28:29,537 --> 00:28:31,136
Hello? John?
380
00:28:31,137 --> 00:28:32,297
Yeah? It's Gillian.
381
00:28:33,657 --> 00:28:34,897
Alan's daughter.
382
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,536
Gillian.
383
00:28:38,537 --> 00:28:41,496
Sorry I had to ring off this morning.
384
00:28:41,497 --> 00:28:43,976
Only the boss were breathing
down my neck and...
385
00:28:43,977 --> 00:28:46,496
No, no, that's...
I thought nothing of it.
386
00:28:46,497 --> 00:28:47,696
Good, good.
387
00:28:47,697 --> 00:28:49,817
Good. So, how's things progressing?
388
00:28:52,457 --> 00:28:55,936
Oh, she's having a little
coven in the garden
389
00:28:55,937 --> 00:28:58,017
with some insipid little
witch that she works with.
390
00:28:58,018 --> 00:28:59,776
Nice.
391
00:28:59,777 --> 00:29:04,416
Lawrence says she's a lesbian.
God knows why Caroline's
invited her here.
392
00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:06,296
You know what you said last night
393
00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:09,977
about you having this
affair with this...
394
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:12,257
Judith?
395
00:29:14,577 --> 00:29:17,417
Yeah? Well...
396
00:29:20,857 --> 00:29:22,697
I did something similar and...
397
00:29:23,857 --> 00:29:25,937
You did? Yeah, a...
398
00:29:27,297 --> 00:29:28,737
stupid, stupid thing.
399
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:34,976
And Raff's found out,
and that's what that fight was about,
400
00:29:34,977 --> 00:29:36,776
and he's gone to live with Robbie.
401
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:40,056
That's his uncle, the policeman.
402
00:29:40,057 --> 00:29:42,417
And he's a right bastard and...
403
00:29:45,777 --> 00:29:47,296
Bollocks!
404
00:29:47,297 --> 00:29:50,136
It was exactly the same
when me and Richard got divorced.
405
00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:52,217
Neither of us could afford
to buy the other one out
406
00:29:52,218 --> 00:29:54,616
so we had to sell up,
split everything.
407
00:29:54,617 --> 00:29:58,496
Right down the middle.
Beautiful house we had.
408
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,656
It was heartbreaking.
409
00:30:00,657 --> 00:30:03,336
But you find a way forward.
410
00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:05,897
I'm going to have to get
proper legal advice.
411
00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:09,977
Yes, obviously.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
412
00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:16,096
Don't you? I was being sarcastic.
I just said I've been through
exactly the same thing,
413
00:30:16,097 --> 00:30:19,777
but, yes, you should get
proper legal advice.
Why are you being so snippy? Why?
414
00:30:21,497 --> 00:30:22,537
What?
415
00:30:26,657 --> 00:30:29,897
My dad's got Alzheimer's.
Did you know that?
416
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:32,736
God, I'm so sorry.
417
00:30:32,737 --> 00:30:36,537
There's a million and one things
you don't know about me, Caroline...
418
00:30:37,617 --> 00:30:40,896
cos you never ask, and I try not
to inflict things on people
419
00:30:40,897 --> 00:30:42,976
unless I think
they're actually interested,
420
00:30:42,977 --> 00:30:45,137
but I've never really had
the impression that you were,
421
00:30:45,138 --> 00:30:47,656
but you just take it for granted
that I'll be interested in you.
422
00:30:47,657 --> 00:30:49,976
Don't you? You offered
to come round.
423
00:30:49,977 --> 00:30:52,776
Mm, but you rang me up.
424
00:30:52,777 --> 00:30:55,136
After you'd dumped me. Shh.
425
00:30:55,137 --> 00:30:59,016
You rang me up expecting me
to be sympathetic, which I am.
426
00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:02,176
Not that it'll do me any good.
And then you're like a man.
427
00:31:02,177 --> 00:31:05,136
You just make this decision
that I haven't got a clue
428
00:31:05,137 --> 00:31:07,617
what I'm talking about
even though I've been through it.
429
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:11,656
I think you're overreacting.
You're reading things...
And then having a go at me last week
430
00:31:11,657 --> 00:31:14,736
for talking to someone when
I was upset about what had
happened.
431
00:31:14,737 --> 00:31:17,376
Someone who was sympathetic
and interested.
432
00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:20,096
Michael bloody Dobson?
He tried to blackmail me.
433
00:31:20,097 --> 00:31:22,777
He didn't. You'd better go.
434
00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:26,377
Am I being dismissed?
435
00:31:26,378 --> 00:31:28,937
I shouldn't have rang you up.
I'm sorry I did.
436
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,377
Don't say that.
437
00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:36,097
I just want you to understand...
438
00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:43,577
the effect you have on me.
439
00:31:46,137 --> 00:31:50,256
If you ring me, I'll run round here,
even though I know you're not
really interested in me.
440
00:31:50,257 --> 00:31:55,737
I'm not... not interested in you.
441
00:31:57,497 --> 00:31:58,537
I'm...
442
00:32:01,177 --> 00:32:02,697
I don't know what I am. I...
443
00:32:04,577 --> 00:32:07,736
You're right, I've never asked
you anything about you,
444
00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:09,776
and it's not because I don't...
445
00:32:09,777 --> 00:32:13,177
It's because I'm selfish
and hopeless...
446
00:32:14,617 --> 00:32:18,216
and you've been a really good
friend, and I don't know how to be
a good friend.
447
00:32:18,217 --> 00:32:20,337
To anyone.
448
00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:24,816
My parents never got on.
449
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,936
I grew up in a house on my own
with these people
450
00:32:27,937 --> 00:32:30,696
who never spoke to each
other unless they had to,
451
00:32:30,697 --> 00:32:32,576
and I thought that was normal.
452
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:35,536
And now she's met this bloke,
this Alan, and he's a sweet man,
453
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:38,216
and he thinks the world of her,
and she thinks the world of him,
454
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,297
and she's so different!
455
00:32:42,657 --> 00:32:46,016
And I can't help wondering
if she'd been in love with my dad
456
00:32:46,017 --> 00:32:48,257
and he'd been in love with her...
457
00:32:49,617 --> 00:32:51,937
how different things
would have been.
458
00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:56,696
I don't know what
normal relationships are like.
459
00:32:56,697 --> 00:32:59,777
I see them,
but I don't know how to do them.
460
00:33:01,657 --> 00:33:03,616
So I'm sorry.
461
00:33:03,617 --> 00:33:08,017
I'm sorry if I've hurt you
or taken you for granted.
462
00:33:09,377 --> 00:33:12,296
I will endeavour not to do that...
463
00:33:12,297 --> 00:33:14,097
in the future.
464
00:33:17,177 --> 00:33:19,577
Because I do value
your friendship and...
465
00:33:21,737 --> 00:33:25,377
I'm sorry if I've never said
or made that clear or done what...
466
00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:30,297
normal people do
to express these things.
467
00:33:32,737 --> 00:33:33,777
So, I'm sorry.
468
00:33:36,177 --> 00:33:37,217
Thank you.
469
00:33:42,777 --> 00:33:46,496
I think you've got to give yourself
a break, Gillian, I really do.
470
00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:48,816
He's 16 years old. Give him a week.
471
00:33:48,817 --> 00:33:51,336
Give him a week
with Robbie's microwave cooking.
472
00:33:51,337 --> 00:33:54,976
Give Robbie a week with a bloody
teenager in the house. You're right.
473
00:33:54,977 --> 00:33:58,176
You know where he is. You know
he's safe. OK, he's had a shock.
474
00:33:58,177 --> 00:34:01,096
He's found out his mother has sex.
Get over it.
475
00:34:01,097 --> 00:34:03,216
I know, I know.
It's just life, you know?
476
00:34:03,217 --> 00:34:05,656
And he has to realise
that you have...
477
00:34:05,657 --> 00:34:07,936
you know, just like
everyone else does,
478
00:34:07,937 --> 00:34:09,856
urges, feelings,
479
00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:11,537
and when he's an adult,
he'll get it.
480
00:34:11,538 --> 00:34:14,336
He will not look back on you
and make judgments.
481
00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:18,216
He just needs a little bit of time.
Step back from it, Gillian.
482
00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:19,736
I know it's not easy.
483
00:34:19,737 --> 00:34:21,496
He's your boy, but,
484
00:34:21,497 --> 00:34:22,937
if you can... Yeah, yeah.
485
00:34:26,577 --> 00:34:28,656
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
486
00:34:28,657 --> 00:34:30,697
Oh, kids.
487
00:34:35,017 --> 00:34:37,457
Gosh.
488
00:34:38,657 --> 00:34:40,457
So, how's things in the garden?
489
00:34:43,017 --> 00:34:45,377
Oh, much the same.
490
00:35:40,497 --> 00:35:41,897
Oh, God!
491
00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:45,897
Paul. Jesus.
492
00:35:49,057 --> 00:35:51,497
What's happened? Paul? What?
493
00:35:53,337 --> 00:35:54,776
Who did this?
494
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:58,256
Who did it? Was it Raff?
495
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,297
Robbie?
496
00:36:02,217 --> 00:36:04,697
OK. Come on.
497
00:36:05,817 --> 00:36:07,057
Let's get you inside.
498
00:36:32,497 --> 00:36:34,577
I think we should get you up
to the Princess Royal.
499
00:36:34,578 --> 00:36:36,257
I'll be all right.
500
00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:42,497
What happened?
501
00:36:49,297 --> 00:36:50,337
Darren and Gavin.
502
00:36:52,977 --> 00:36:55,177
Hayley's brothers found out
I'd been at it with you
503
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:58,217
so them and a couple of big
bastards laid into me.
504
00:37:01,817 --> 00:37:04,297
So, I... I guess the
engagement's off, eh?!
505
00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:07,937
You dirty sod.
506
00:37:12,337 --> 00:37:15,977
They said they was going
to pour petrol over me
and set me on fire.
507
00:37:18,057 --> 00:37:20,657
I believed them.
508
00:37:35,537 --> 00:37:38,017
Let Granny in.
509
00:37:41,377 --> 00:37:42,857
Thanks.
510
00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:48,136
Morning! Hi.
511
00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:51,056
Just to let you know...
Oh, you're very smart.
512
00:37:51,057 --> 00:37:53,136
Me and Alan are popping
over to Halifax
513
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:55,736
to look at possible venues
for the wedding.
514
00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:59,856
So I won't be here this evening.
I'll be stopping over at
Gillian's with Alan.
515
00:37:59,857 --> 00:38:01,216
Right.
516
00:38:01,217 --> 00:38:04,536
I'm sorry to pop over so early
but you'll be going to work so...
517
00:38:04,537 --> 00:38:07,136
Brush your teeth.
Where are my shoes?
518
00:38:07,137 --> 00:38:09,256
Wherever you left them.
519
00:38:09,257 --> 00:38:12,897
He's very nervous.
He's got his first English paper.
520
00:38:14,337 --> 00:38:16,736
He stopped over last night, Alan.
521
00:38:16,737 --> 00:38:19,937
Yes, I assumed. I, um... saw the car.
522
00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:24,176
He was going to sleep
in the spare bedroom but...
523
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:27,176
I don't know,
one thing led to another,
524
00:38:27,177 --> 00:38:31,376
and I've got a double bed
and we are getting married so...
525
00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:33,737
we shared the same bed.
526
00:38:35,217 --> 00:38:36,457
OK.
527
00:38:38,657 --> 00:38:41,496
I don't know what people'll think.
528
00:38:41,497 --> 00:38:44,656
Well, good for you.
I just thought, "What the hell?"
529
00:38:44,657 --> 00:38:46,656
What people?
530
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,297
I don't care. Anyone.
531
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:52,456
Right.
532
00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:56,376
As I say, it's not as though
we're not getting married,
cos we are, so...
533
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,256
So?
534
00:38:58,257 --> 00:39:00,656
You don't mind? Me? No.
535
00:39:00,657 --> 00:39:01,697
No, of course not.
536
00:39:03,657 --> 00:39:06,657
So... It's great.
537
00:39:10,897 --> 00:39:13,536
I'm talking about sex.
Yes, I realise that.
538
00:39:13,537 --> 00:39:15,416
It was marvellous.
539
00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:16,657
I'd forgotten.
540
00:39:19,617 --> 00:39:22,496
I can be quite a romantic,
when push comes to shove,
541
00:39:22,497 --> 00:39:26,256
not that your dad ever appreciated
that. Oh, can you not just...?
542
00:39:26,257 --> 00:39:29,656
What? Well, it's...
Oh. Have I embarrassed you?
543
00:39:29,657 --> 00:39:32,056
I don't need to know.
It's fine, it's fine.
544
00:39:32,057 --> 00:39:36,136
Whatever you do, it's fine, it's
good. You're adults. It's...
545
00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:38,057
I thought you might be happy for me.
546
00:39:38,058 --> 00:39:41,336
I am. I am!
547
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:42,936
I love you, you know.
548
00:39:42,937 --> 00:39:44,577
I know you do.
549
00:40:10,737 --> 00:40:13,496
I can't get through
to our Gillian.
550
00:40:13,497 --> 00:40:17,017
She's not answering
her mobile or anything.
551
00:40:18,337 --> 00:40:19,937
Can I get you some more tea?
552
00:40:21,497 --> 00:40:23,616
No, no. No, no, I'm fine.
553
00:40:23,617 --> 00:40:26,777
Another egg? No, thanks.
554
00:40:33,137 --> 00:40:35,016
Sorry, what did you say?
555
00:40:35,017 --> 00:40:37,137
Something about Gillian?
556
00:41:10,617 --> 00:41:12,257
Right, where to?
557
00:41:14,337 --> 00:41:16,096
I can't go home.
558
00:41:16,097 --> 00:41:20,497
My dad's chucked me out and my mam
says she never wants to clap eyes
on me again.
559
00:41:29,977 --> 00:41:31,417
I'm not giving you Raffy's room.
560
00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:58,616
Hello?
561
00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:02,256
John? It's Judith.
What do you want?
562
00:43:02,257 --> 00:43:04,296
Er... I, um...
563
00:43:04,297 --> 00:43:06,217
You shouldn't ring this number.
What if Caroline had answered it?
564
00:43:06,218 --> 00:43:07,736
Isn't she at work?
565
00:43:07,737 --> 00:43:08,977
What do you want?
566
00:43:08,978 --> 00:43:12,056
You couldn't lend me some money,
could you?
567
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:16,696
It's just that the landlord's
getting... unpleasant with me
568
00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:18,816
about the rent arrears and...
569
00:43:18,817 --> 00:43:20,696
You get benefits for that.
570
00:43:20,697 --> 00:43:23,056
Yeah, yeah.
571
00:43:23,057 --> 00:43:25,816
The thing is...
572
00:43:25,817 --> 00:43:29,176
I've spent it. Oh, Jesus.
573
00:43:29,177 --> 00:43:32,417
And you don't want me turning up
on your doorstep, do you?
574
00:43:36,337 --> 00:43:38,856
I must have spent hours in
here when I was a kid.
575
00:43:38,857 --> 00:43:40,296
Yeah, so did I.
576
00:43:40,297 --> 00:43:43,256
I always tried to, er... wangle it
577
00:43:43,257 --> 00:43:48,536
so that we'd sit somewhere
where I could gaze at you.
578
00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,176
You didn't? You daft article.
579
00:43:51,177 --> 00:43:53,497
You were the only thing
that made it bearable.
580
00:43:54,617 --> 00:43:57,016
I hated it, church.
581
00:43:57,017 --> 00:44:00,497
I used to get so bored and miserable.
582
00:44:01,857 --> 00:44:02,897
Yeah, well.
583
00:44:04,137 --> 00:44:08,216
Mind you, it's better than all this
happy-clappy stuff they have now.
584
00:44:08,217 --> 00:44:12,096
Mm? Do you want a mint?
Is it? Why? At least with
the happy-clappy stuff,
585
00:44:12,097 --> 00:44:14,456
people actually look like
they want to be there.
586
00:44:14,457 --> 00:44:16,816
Well, it's not proper, is it?
587
00:44:16,817 --> 00:44:19,256
They have pop songs at funerals now.
588
00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,937
Yeah? So what?
589
00:44:22,217 --> 00:44:24,056
Pop songs at funerals?
590
00:44:24,057 --> 00:44:27,896
Religion when we were kids
was all about control.
591
00:44:27,897 --> 00:44:31,696
It was about the ruling classes
being hand in glove with the Church
592
00:44:31,697 --> 00:44:36,497
to keep the ordinary hard-working
people terrified of having a mind of
their own.
593
00:44:37,577 --> 00:44:38,977
Was it hell?! No, it was.
594
00:44:38,978 --> 00:44:41,137
You think about it.
595
00:44:42,937 --> 00:44:44,696
I won't get into a debate.
596
00:44:44,697 --> 00:44:47,656
Why shouldn't you have
a pop song at a funeral
597
00:44:47,657 --> 00:44:52,736
if it's something that you've liked,
something that's meant something to
you?
598
00:44:52,737 --> 00:44:56,017
Pop songs are for... for discos
and pubs and social clubs.
599
00:44:58,857 --> 00:45:00,736
In church you sing hymns.
600
00:45:00,737 --> 00:45:02,056
Pop songs at funerals
601
00:45:02,057 --> 00:45:07,296
are about ordinary folk celebrating
whatever, in their own way,
602
00:45:07,297 --> 00:45:11,456
not accepting what's inflicted on
them by people in high places,
603
00:45:11,457 --> 00:45:14,697
who just want to keep everybody
frightened and miserable.
604
00:45:15,697 --> 00:45:19,336
Well...
605
00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:23,857
some people need people
in high places to tell them
what's what now and again.
606
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:29,337
You're going to tell me next
you voted for Margaret Thatcher.
607
00:45:30,337 --> 00:45:33,896
Well, you can't have liked
Michael Foot?
608
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,617
In his anorak at the Cenotaph?
609
00:45:37,097 --> 00:45:39,496
A very intelligent man, Michael Foot.
610
00:45:39,497 --> 00:45:41,496
Oh, he can't have been that
intelligent
611
00:45:41,497 --> 00:45:44,936
or he wouldn't have gone around
looking like a scarecrow.
612
00:45:44,937 --> 00:45:46,937
I didn't dislike Tony Blair... Oh!
613
00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:50,656
Until he muckied his ticket
in Iraq.
614
00:45:50,657 --> 00:45:54,816
Now, Gordon Brown,
there's a much-maligned man.
615
00:45:54,817 --> 00:45:57,416
Gordon Brown? Mm.
616
00:45:57,417 --> 00:46:01,416
Trying to get everybody to like him,
with his phoney grin?
617
00:46:01,417 --> 00:46:03,456
And he's Scottish.
618
00:46:03,457 --> 00:46:06,016
Now, there's an unassailable
political argument!
619
00:46:06,017 --> 00:46:08,896
Well, it hardly needs pointing
out he buggered up the economy.
620
00:46:08,897 --> 00:46:10,336
No, he didn't.
621
00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,976
He did not. He had vision.
622
00:46:12,977 --> 00:46:16,176
Oh, God. I can see this is a subject
we're going to have to avoid.
623
00:46:16,177 --> 00:46:19,496
No, don't worry, I'll teach you.
You damn well won't.
624
00:46:19,497 --> 00:46:21,417
Yeah, we'll buy you
a copy of the Guardian.
625
00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:24,176
You can keep your Guardian.
626
00:46:24,177 --> 00:46:27,976
I thought I spotted a Daily Mail
lurking in your recycling bin.
627
00:46:27,977 --> 00:46:30,816
What's wrong with the Daily Mail?
What's wrong with it?
628
00:46:30,817 --> 00:46:32,496
What's right with it?
629
00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:36,216
Do you know, I'd never have
had you down for red-hot Labour.
630
00:46:36,217 --> 00:46:39,456
I thought you had more about you.
631
00:46:39,457 --> 00:46:42,656
Do you know,
the good thing about David Cameron
632
00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:45,736
is that even he knows he's an arse!
633
00:46:45,737 --> 00:46:48,576
No, every time he opens his mouth,
you can see him thinking,
634
00:46:48,577 --> 00:46:53,496
"I was born an arse,
I'll die an arse, but at
least I know I'm an arse."
635
00:46:53,497 --> 00:46:57,536
You've suddenly got very coarse,
Mr Buttershaw.
636
00:46:57,537 --> 00:47:01,976
So, what will you be walking
down the aisle to, then? Mm?
637
00:47:01,977 --> 00:47:05,177
Jerusalem? Rule Britannia?
638
00:47:07,177 --> 00:47:08,977
The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba.
639
00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:13,337
What?
640
00:47:15,097 --> 00:47:16,137
What?
641
00:47:17,857 --> 00:47:19,736
No, no, that's...
642
00:47:19,737 --> 00:47:21,856
What?!
643
00:47:21,857 --> 00:47:23,257
It's very appropriate!
644
00:47:25,817 --> 00:47:27,817
Mm, I'd turn up for that.
645
00:47:28,817 --> 00:47:33,696
I can see how I'm going to have
to re-educate you, Alan Buttershaw.
646
00:47:33,697 --> 00:47:37,496
Does that mean I get to choose
the music we walk out to?
647
00:47:37,497 --> 00:47:39,096
Hell, no.
648
00:47:39,097 --> 00:47:40,816
It's become screamingly obvious
649
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:43,497
I can't trust you any further
than I could chuck you.
650
00:47:45,777 --> 00:47:47,736
Hey.
651
00:47:47,737 --> 00:47:51,016
I forgot we're in church.
We've been swearing like troopers.
652
00:47:51,017 --> 00:47:53,497
Well, we'd better find t'vicar, then.
653
00:47:54,937 --> 00:47:56,536
If this is what you want.
654
00:47:56,537 --> 00:48:00,016
Well, not if you think
I'm oppressing the masses.
655
00:48:00,017 --> 00:48:03,656
Oh, it'll be worth oppressing
the masses for half an hour or so
656
00:48:03,657 --> 00:48:06,857
to see you arriving
like the Queen of Sheba.
657
00:48:10,657 --> 00:48:12,616
I hope it isn't a woman.
658
00:48:12,617 --> 00:48:14,176
Who?
659
00:48:14,177 --> 00:48:16,217
The vicar.
660
00:48:21,537 --> 00:48:25,297
If you're insisting on a Saturday
slot, you're looking at four...
661
00:48:27,937 --> 00:48:29,097
five months away.
662
00:48:31,937 --> 00:48:34,057
I think sooner rather than later.
Mm.
663
00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:38,417
Are either of you divorced?
664
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:39,457
No. No, no.
665
00:48:40,857 --> 00:48:42,137
Widowed.
666
00:48:43,617 --> 00:48:46,497
And you're both regular churchgoers,
obviously?
667
00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:50,897
Well, we have been in the past.
668
00:48:53,337 --> 00:48:54,377
Hm.
669
00:48:55,977 --> 00:48:59,136
So, you're not regular churchgoers
now?
670
00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:00,977
Not... No.
671
00:49:02,057 --> 00:49:04,497
When did you last go to church?
672
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,137
Er... Christmas?
673
00:49:08,177 --> 00:49:10,136
19...oh, er...
674
00:49:10,137 --> 00:49:11,617
77?
675
00:49:12,697 --> 00:49:15,456
What about you,
676
00:49:15,457 --> 00:49:17,976
Mrs Dawson? About the same.
677
00:49:17,977 --> 00:49:19,216
Mm.
678
00:49:19,217 --> 00:49:23,576
So, why do you want God's blessing,
679
00:49:23,577 --> 00:49:25,137
if you don't go to church?
680
00:49:26,737 --> 00:49:28,937
I'm just interested.
681
00:49:34,257 --> 00:49:35,857
We thought he might like the trade.
682
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:51,776
Miserable bitch!
683
00:49:51,777 --> 00:49:54,417
I mean, no wonder folk don't go.
684
00:49:56,897 --> 00:49:59,936
Oh, we could live over t'brush.
685
00:49:59,937 --> 00:50:02,576
Ah, but then you wouldn't be
Mrs Buttershaw.
686
00:50:02,577 --> 00:50:07,216
No, and I fancy having a do.
I want to buy a hat.
687
00:50:07,217 --> 00:50:10,696
Oh, we could find another vicar.
I bet they're not all like that.
688
00:50:10,697 --> 00:50:14,736
No, she's put me off. That's it,
now, with me and the Church. End of.
689
00:50:14,737 --> 00:50:17,536
Good night, Vienna.
I've left the building.
690
00:50:17,537 --> 00:50:19,616
Well, where would you like
to get wed?
691
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:23,056
Cos, I mean, you can get
wed anywhere now, you know.
692
00:50:23,057 --> 00:50:24,377
Oh, somewhere classy.
693
00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:27,297
Oh, yeah.
694
00:50:28,457 --> 00:50:30,016
South Ouram Hall.
695
00:50:30,017 --> 00:50:32,016
South Ouram Hall.
696
00:50:32,017 --> 00:50:34,377
Oh, I used to love South Ouram Hall.
697
00:50:35,497 --> 00:50:38,456
Is it still there?
Yeah, yeah, far as I know.
698
00:50:38,457 --> 00:50:39,777
They've not mucked it up?
699
00:50:39,778 --> 00:50:43,537
No, I think
it's just as creepy as it ever were.
700
00:51:27,817 --> 00:51:31,857
What's he doing here? It's my house.
701
00:51:33,897 --> 00:51:35,736
Slapper.
702
00:51:35,737 --> 00:51:38,536
Yeah, whatever.
703
00:51:38,537 --> 00:51:41,457
What do you mean? Is this what...?
704
00:51:43,217 --> 00:51:44,537
You and him?
705
00:51:47,017 --> 00:51:50,257
Right. I'm off upstairs
to get the rest of my stuff.
706
00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:53,497
I'll be outside.
707
00:51:54,897 --> 00:51:57,737
You really do need
your head examined.
708
00:52:16,657 --> 00:52:17,697
Ah! Ah!
709
00:52:19,977 --> 00:52:22,817
Oh! Oh!
710
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:30,977
Hello? Shop?
711
00:52:36,297 --> 00:52:39,616
What, nobody about?
No, doesn't look like it.
712
00:52:39,617 --> 00:52:41,217
Hello?
713
00:52:45,577 --> 00:52:46,777
Hello?
714
00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:53,297
Hello?
715
00:53:07,177 --> 00:53:10,056
My cousin Alice
saw a ghost here once.
716
00:53:10,057 --> 00:53:13,176
Where? Er... upstairs.
717
00:53:13,177 --> 00:53:15,856
What was it like?
718
00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:17,457
A woman.
719
00:53:34,257 --> 00:53:35,576
Don't go.
720
00:53:35,577 --> 00:53:38,296
I can't chuck him out.
He's got nowhere else to go.
721
00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:40,897
I'll... I'll go.
You can't! You... You can't.
722
00:53:49,137 --> 00:53:51,177
Don't.
723
00:54:11,657 --> 00:54:14,137
I...I think it were this room.
724
00:54:28,297 --> 00:54:30,576
Er... she came through that door.
725
00:54:30,577 --> 00:54:33,016
She walked across here...
726
00:54:33,017 --> 00:54:35,777
and disappeared through that wall.
727
00:54:36,737 --> 00:54:39,297
Ooh.
728
00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:50,777
Shall we go?
729
00:54:52,697 --> 00:54:55,457
Power cut. Let's go.
730
00:55:08,377 --> 00:55:09,417
Oh!
731
00:55:15,177 --> 00:55:16,936
Hello? Is anybody there?
732
00:55:16,937 --> 00:55:18,936
Hello?
733
00:55:18,937 --> 00:55:20,417
Hello? Telephone.
734
00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:26,817
I've got no reception.
Neither have I.
735
00:55:45,297 --> 00:55:46,777
What the...
736
00:55:52,417 --> 00:55:54,697
Oh... No...
737
00:56:10,057 --> 00:56:12,856
Do you think anyone's
realised that we're missing?
738
00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:16,016
I just worry about my dad having
his pills on him for his heart.
739
00:56:16,017 --> 00:56:18,056
There's somebody up there.
740
00:56:18,057 --> 00:56:20,417
How do you know he hasn't
taken her to some hotel
741
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,696
for a wild night
of nudge-nudge, wink-wink?
742
00:56:22,697 --> 00:56:24,416
Where the hell are they?
743
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:28,816
Why's the car there and
them not in it? You still have to
stay sober long enough
744
00:56:28,817 --> 00:56:32,616
to actually get it down
in black and white. Piss off!
Do you think they're dead?
745
00:56:32,617 --> 00:56:35,536
What were you doing with that
dipstick? Did you torch my
Land Rover?
746
00:56:35,537 --> 00:56:39,977
I'm not living with you while you're
having it off with someone else.
Well, you know where the door is.
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