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A WOMAN IN ARMATÃ

Translation of cristiano.ferocci@gmail.com BlackSeaTeam

Ring, za!

-Good morning! -Bu. ...!

Good morning!

What the hell are you doing, za? We're not at prom!

I don't hear anything, everything is normal.

-I have systolic. -Yes, all have something to hear.

You hear glamour given. -How do I make a little more effort

... feel a sore throat. -You have problems with respiraþia?

-Yes! -Breathe hard when doing it effortlessly.

Well, you need to make a few genoflexiuni ° i'll hear if you have heart problems.

-I think that you have to blast his ass. -Scuzaþi me, Mr. colonel!

-How many genoflexiuni should I do? -Attempts to do 30.

Take care to not make yourself ...!

One two ....

-Hello, Mr. colonel! -Hello!

Do not cut that today is the day of memory?

He had me go to the Ministry.

I understand that you asked to be indoors. Do you want to be a doctor in civil military hospital?

I asked you to son in an indoors to enjoy my job as a doctor.

And you missed minþile! You mad.

A woman who wants to do his military service. Are you sure that you missed minþile.

The Parliament shall discuss about entering military service for women.

delete-tiu ...! -I will be the first voluntary from Italy.

Want to know what I think? You're a beautiful girl who

º put in mind to be a soldier.

Anunþ-my official opinion. -Why did you do this to now determined?

Why don't you increase?

Did you enjoy not to have children, to have a lover soþ?

To enjoy the family to deal with household chores?

Isn't it better to trãie you enter pots and phone tigãi than between pu you quod i grenades?

I will not go to war, I just want to do military service

to no longer forbear, nevoitã son to humiliating terms of men, and select women.

According to the Constitution, we are all equal.

In accordance with the political Constitution, but according to physical Constitution is a small difference.

Now I speak of the current differences in physical? Maybe they'll send me arrange and hold the breasts!?

No, breasts and must arrange them single.

-Can to go. -Go, but I disagree.

Then, insistã!

-83, 84. ... -and you guys are?

-No longer can, Mr. colonel. Can I go? -Go, go ...!

-In the end of the corridor on the right! -Do not know if I get up there!

Is your job ....!

See ...! The Ministry of Defence has responded favorably.

-What are your demands? A military official of a doctor.

-It is impossible. -Why, I'm not a doctor already!?

But there is no official courses for women.

Why? It is the Bill that we have submitted to Parliament.

-But still has not been approved. -Exactly!

Since I have already experienced in a military hospital ...

I want to keep myself in a unit transferred to practical.

Înþelegi what do you ask for, Miss?

Please waiting outside. We will try to make a decision.

- Goodbye ! - Hello !

Now women will come and the army, General ...

I introduced myself to order!

- What is your opinion, Colonel? - What can I say... !?

This type of women, it is better to lose than to have.

With all these demands ...! Maybe it's better to get rid of it.

Zeta to send the unit.

- There they will pass all these ideas. - Bravo is an excellent idea.

- So Zeta sending unit. - Well, what is the drive Zeta?

Zeta has a master unit that îþi stomach do so ....

Then send her there ....

- Where is the tourist? - Still can not see.

I think it's there.

- There can bathe naked ...! - Yes, naked ....!

I think it will be nice to take a bath, can we find and a few guys to take a bath with us.

- What do you want ? - Nothing... !

- Can we have and a coach ...! - Yes ... a coach ... to see ....!

That's all we need ...!

Get get your hands ...! Let's go !

Scuzaþi me, sir! You can tell me where is the island of Magdalena?

- There ! - Thanks!

You are very kind! What a nice place !

- Thousands of thanks! - My pleasure, ma'am!

Necuviinciosule!

- What do you see ? - A great ass!

- Now you see? - Two Thath wonderful!

- I can not do this anymore... ! - Can not you see that you pull my ass ...!?

Asshole!

- What do you do here? - Nothing.

I said you should never remove! Prepare for landing gear!

- I give your permission? - Please.... !

Give yourself a hand! Let the young lady to pass!

Pry your soon! Let's go !

- Hello, sir eg the Marshall! - Hello, Sergeant!

These are the people, and these are documents. Urcaþi!

- Be careful, it is dangerous. - I got it.

- Where is the doctor officer? - I have not seen any officer.

- My mission is over, say hello! - welcomes you!

- I've just seen the officer? - What officer? We saw two ...

- I was an ass ...! - Quiet!

Tell you've never seen. How pumps were ...?

- How they were ....? - it was so ...!

What ass ...!

It's free ?

Where you want to go to the hotel Diana at Bellevue ...?

- La Esmeralda? - The Zeta unit.

One moment, I am going to ask where the establishment is located Zeta right back.

- Try to get back quickly. - Taxi ?

- Nesimþitule! - What happened ?

- Leave my father alone! - Who, this pig?

Do not give attention is crazy.

Yes, I'm crazy, pig ...?!

- to leave Dad, this is bad! - Now you are and bad?

I have your show you who talk!

Calmathi-va!

- What happens ? - That slapped Dad!

- He started with obscene gestures. - I do not know what is crazy talk.

- You're a punk old man! - Potoliþi yourself! Documents!

I am Guarducci and I deal with women's rights.

- Your documents? - My wallet was stolen !

And they were in your documents, does not it?

- Yes, I and a significant amount of money. - Poth even tell me how you called!

Of course, I'm Lieutenant Eva Marini!

From officer to officer, I'm Sophia Loren!

- You're just an idiot! - serial insult to organ!

- You go! - to thank! Let's go !

- Now you want to arrest me? - I want you to Ward least.

I want you familiar with King Kong!

- Officer or not, must go. - was and time!

- Commissioner is here? - Not.

- And Brigadier? Let's go ! - Not !

Take place!

I need to take care of all ...!

- wants a drink? - No thanks!

- You're lucky! - So why ?

In the absence of Commissioner, I take all the decisions.

I understand!

Then call the number that Rome and you'll find out who they are!

No need... !

We can understand ourselves ...!

Immediately call this number or report you for harassment!

Yes rightaway... !

Pry your soon!

Rain, wind and storm!

- This is not no drop fell! - You idiot, this is the password!

Pick barrier faster!

Your sister ...!

- Here I am, shred ranks! - arrived perch!

- How come and ãºtia? - Get faster!

What is here ?

You do not have women?

Sergeant ! I want to align the newcomers!

I understand! Align your soon!

- One moment... ! - Get the dial!

Align yourself! Righteous! At ease!

Drepþi!

Out with him! He no longer needs permission.

- Who's that, sergeant? - The Colonel Fiaschetta.

He is the commander of the unit. We must be careful how we behave, otherwise we're screwed.

I put it... !

Sir. Colonel! Permission to report!

- We have four presence and an absent! - Lieutenant doctor!

- Yes, sir! Did not come. - I could have sworn, very bad for him!

- I schedules, Sarge! - They are Colonel!

- Quattromani Alvaro! - Prezent!

- Masturbator recidivist. - I am modest, sir!

Surprised in a crime while in the service of the country!

Four hours standing without doing anything. I came to his pocket bag ...

Liniºte, neruºinatule!

So we are talking in front of a superior? Browse formations!

Piras Gavino! Cine este Piras Gavino?

Piras Gavino!

Recrut pocãit ...! Insubordonare gravã ...

Attempts to flee. Fire room ...

A massacred two corporals of the unit.

Me look good! You got a unit for you.

- Sarge! Take soldiers! - I understand!

Align yourself! To the left... !

Before the march!

Warning!

You can jump, Captain. I'm ready!

- This smells bad ...! - They sweated ...!

What perspiration ...?! That stinks!

- You! When did you last contact with water? - When I was baptized!

Sergeant, this work immediately showers! Expecting rain tomorrow and so will wash.

- are lice or cockroaches? - Both. Why ?

Preparing disinfection, Sarge, otherwise we fill all the lice.

- I do not need. - Why ?

Lice that stick me die!

Lucky you!

Ought to have your fire we give disinfection.

You have the usual faces of the new recruits.

What this means ? Are you crazy?

Who called in the military? It must be reformed immediately.

- Why ? - My son...

You cut a leg at the knee. Much stress ...

Captain, the other two legs are perfectly healthy.

How did you pay for that?

It is a civil toy.

So you, who are one giugiuleºte all day.

- Yes, sir. - How are you called?

Quattromani! (Four hands)

One, two, three ...

Yes, I'm almost four ... Sergeant!

- Are you ready for disinfection? - Yes, Captain.

Start ... do not have to do economics.

What are you doing?

Stop it!

Eyes sting me, stop!

What are you doing, Sarge? That is the fire extinguisher!

Look! You got a cloth.

You have to stop smoking.

Thus, stop Poth lead a woman.

- What happened ? - What is it ?

The pressure rose to 200. When I told the word "woman".

You must stop. But not all.

- I follow the advice, doctor. - Can you leave.

To enter another!

Doctor, I want to be exempt from marºuri.

Are you crazy, where you think?

- I have hemorrhoids, doctor. - Lie down on the bed and relax.

Doctor, what you want to do with the condom that?

You must not be afraid, just relax.

Damn it ! What advice ...!

I told to relax.

Relax ...!? You've put your finger in a boil.

My mother... !

- The height? - 1.65.

- Talia ! - 78.

- height. - 1.75.

- Chest. - 88.

- height. - 1.70. The size, 8.5.

- Chest. - 98.

- And I still 8.5. - It is those same.

- I have hemorrhoids. - Measure 8.5 with Tampax.

Fleece blankets, waterproof type. Indispensable winter and snow boots.

- What to do with this, it's summer? - There will come winter?

Two plates chipped the sum of 480 pounds.

Two plates chipped the sum of 480 pounds.

I've cracked me?! Now I have to pay?

- Yes. - Why do you have to pay the plates broken?

You do not have to have your problems, all the dishes are broken.

Hygiene package optional, are paying special three thousand.

Toilet paper, soap, toothpaste, brush for leather and ...

- Cologne "Golden Dreams". - We can not refuse?

Try !

Molâii ãºtia should become a group of brave soldiers, heroes.

You must ajutaþi Doctor, with all the means of modern medicine.

- This is a mixture made of me. - What is this ?

Vitamins, biostimulente.

Male hormones, steroids anabolizanþi.

A nuclear bomb.

- Inject? - No, put food ration.

- It smells of shit, Captain. - The smell raþiei daily.

- If swallowed, will have the same result? - Almost the same result.

The effect will be seen in time.

Body soldiers will charge the physical and mental energy.

And aggression is reduced.

Aggression must sublimate. Once sublimated aggression,

make room for courage and heroism.

Yes Yes Yes... !

This is Mimi.

I fed a week with my preparation.

There is another male.

Now I will put together and you will see ...

how will sfâºia on the other ...!

Captain, I think Mimi instead it sfâºie ....

Join faster. Here we have tough laws. You have the five minutes.

NEVER fumaþi, to hold light lit, exit the tent,

everything is prohibited. It's clear ?

I will stay in this bed.

- That what? Leaves ? - Why ?

- If caught, will arrive in chains. - Why would interest me?!

Faster !

You do? It is against the rules.

This masturbãrii against.

Quiet!

It's a typical case of masturbation, at this time are in a great difficulty.

Soon it reaches a paroxysmal crisis.

- Who? - The subject.

Paroxistica;

Go out and wait.

Come on, that's a bedroom, not a ballroom.

- Corporal! - Ordonaþi!

It reached its climax. Listen to what he says.

- What is it ? - Lice ...!

At the top bunk throws me.

- Corporal, shoe-l. - Never jos.

Lower ! There.

How are you, Corporal? For that I called?

Standing ! Rounded immediately dial your battle.

Pry yourself faster.

Faster.

Pry yourself!

Why do so dezbrãcaþi?

Join in and dressed yourself. Put your uniforms.

The dial! Faster. And you.

- Slow down, I hemorrhoids. - you have hemorrhoids?

- Yes. - I do it to get your pass.

Sergeant, I feel better. Kick was good.

Sergeant! Sergeant, Corporal, immediately report prepared formations.

Warning!

Present the arms!

- Why do not prezinþi gun? - Why did not a prezinþi your sister?

Because I am single parenting.

This is the right way they have the gun?

Good. You feel like jokes!

- Helmet. - Here go.

Neruºinatule!

- Sarge! - Ordonaþi, Colonel.

I immediately filled raniþele soldiers with stones. Gas mask.

- Right away, Colonel. - Put your masks immediately.

Let handsome mask. Set mask faster.

Grãbeºte yourself with this servant, Corporal.

Faster with masks. Put stones.

Are you ready? Let's begin.

Warning! Right !

Perfect !

- Always gates so the mask? - Confuses me.

Stay behind the front ... Now you'll have fun.

Group before march!

If you come back, îþi mingiuþele break with my hands.

One two. One two !

Now soldiers, must cântaþi a song. The song raises morale.

Idiots morale.

Motion! I want to see movement.

There you are walking, you are soldiers. You are not politicians.

Watch it on your colleague seems an angry lion.

Good good ! Priviþi-l! Priviþi-l ...!

Watch him go ...!

Sergeant! Watch it on this idiot. Where is he going?

- go after him. Let's get him. - Grasp it. Not to drop.

Sergeant, let people rest. They are fatigued.

You've got it, hold it firmly ...!

Keep it well, that's dangerous!

- I'll show you his. - Let's get cãtuºele.

Put them cãtuºele and sit watching him.

- You, come with me. - Let's see how you run away!

Suppose we logodiþi.

You do not have your illusions're a woman I sickening.

Warning! Grab your weapons.

Now we make a race of peace, health.

A race oboseºte nothing.

What pain, I can not.

- I'm thirsty. - I would eat bread caºcaval.

- Where caºcavalul take? - I smell in the air.

You're right, and I smell.

What's up, bitch? Those pollutants socks.

- Go elsewhere. - I can not, I ass on fire.

- Then stick with it up. - What smell ...

Bastards, lazy and puturoºi. I'll show you!

- Sarge! - Ordonaþi!

Dear good ! You scared me. Everyone standing.

Standing faster. Start put the job "D-Day".

Lift yourself! Shred branches and cover yourself!

It is an operation in which you must be vãzuþi enemy.

What the hell is that, I think we have power?

You can Forward. Exit in the open!

Let you down! Forward You must like a leopard hunting.

Down ! So! Now we submit.

Forward peacefully.

Forward carefully.

- Forward târâº. - Colonel!

- This past enemy. - How? This is an exercise.

And then who has done business here?

I think of vocation for shit.

- I can not do this anymore. - I can not pee.

Go to a tree.

What the hell...

Whenever I told you: Do not piss on your colonel.

- Turns out! - I can not.

- cease to pee! - I can not !

- Then piss! - Thanks!

Let yourself down, you have to creep like a leopard.

- At ease, Colonel. - immediately rounded people.

Colonel, the prisoner gave me a head helmet and ran.

- I sent a few soldiers to arrest him. - Bravo! You did well.

- I am missing someone? - We have three absences.

Colonel, I think there are our fugitives.

- watch! - There Erath, worms!

- Sergeant! - Da, dle colonel.

- Bring him here immediately. Alive or dead. - Right away, Colonel.

Look!

- What good is ... - It's good, it's good.

I grabbed you.

Come to see and do.

What ass ...!

Who is the bastard who put my hand on your ass?

- You Erath!? - I think it is a woman.

What are you doing nesimþitule?

What do "you" here? I ass on fire, I had to wash with cold water.

To be ashamed, perverºilor.

Sergeant, ãºtia three will start work immediately forced.

Go immediately to the rear. Execution !

Rascals!

Now to deal with human beast. A rebel ...

You know what to do with the rebels? We vow pole. In chains.

One two. One two.

Pluto, wait!

You do? Lift yourself!

Take lopeþile, go in and start to Dig.

- How to dig? - A gallery.

- a gallery? For what ? - It goes on here will go underground.

When logged thirsty, swallow n sec.

Let's hope it is not raining. The tangled wool.

What the hell is that?

This is not earth's lead.

- Sergeant! - Ce and?

I'm sure others have dug here before us?

- Why? - No no, I had a presimþire.

Damn, here it is just bones.

- I'm in a cemetery. - What is this ? Help !

Dig gallery here, then south southeast.

That way, the gallery will reach the coast and the mission will be fulfilled successfully.

What you say ?

I believe that your lines are drawn at 180 degrees, the gallery seems a bit narrow.

- How do you feel? - Good.

Get me this mileage. How do I feel? Good.

But at one time we hallucinations.

Erotic-sexual hallucinations.

I look at a picture of landscape exotic see a bottom.

- How? - Nude.

I watch is moving a soldier

And seeing a woman. The bottom ...

- How? - naked!

Permiteþi, according Capitan!

- I look at your face and see a bottom. - A naked ass?

- No glasses. - are hormones. We had to finish with hormones.

No need for that. I need energy to carry out the mission finally.

From morning until evening I see only women. What to do, Captain?

Women ...

I lost feet.

Who Honk without my permission?

Agent Blue Magic. I ordered to accompany here Ensign. doctor Marini.

What are you doing Agents, bring a woman here? That is a field of the instruction.

There is some woman, is a military framework detached from this unit.

Jesus and hallucinations begin.

- It's military framework and I see a woman. - is "a woman"!

- A woman ? - Yes, a woman.

Marini are doctor.

Colonel Piazzeta !

I understand. My orders.

I understand, General. My orders.

Good. He said that everything is okay.

- I'm glad to hear. - Can you stay in the unit.

You continue, I can not.

- What you said ? - Nothing. I farted.

You're crazy? You in? Flammable gases in the body.

Containing gas. Just one spark and jump in the air.

Tighten the bottom boys, or jump in the air.

Camouflage uniform.

Belt and a bottle of water.

Underwear, chiloþi winter, chiloþi summer.

I prefer to use personal underwear.

Uniforms can be adjusted?

- Of course, to take action. - I understand, taken.

- I take measures, you "write" measures. - I understand!

- Shoulders, 40 ...! - Shoulders, 40 ...!

- Let me... ! - Please !

Pulley 60.

- Chest, 220. - Chest, 200 ...?

Without all this, it is 90.

- Chest, 90. - And ...

Long pants or scurþi prefer?

- Now is warm, short is better. - SHORT!

- How to write SHORT? - How to ...

How is pronounced? Not ?

Aha ! Short !

- You ad when ready. - Thanks! I want to take a shower.

- accompany you. - You wrote it?

What's her name ?

Marini Eve.

- Sergeant. She is a woman. - Yes. Eva!

Eva! Eva!

It's summer now you understand it is a woman?

Pry your faster quitting here.

In two minutes sounds assembly. Faster.

As you move the some woman.

- How you can afford? - We came to do a shower.

- Here ? - This is not duºul soldiers?

It is true, they are always looking in the military.

Why do you look so? Do not you ever seen a woman?

Frankly, a woman so smooth, no!

Assembly! Come out faster.

Assembly and for you.

Now, of assembly cry?

May I know who that son of a bitch,

that continues to wash when I cry congregation? Out immediately!

The three Musketeers ! What fãceaþi here?

- I wanted to wash, Colonel. - we get dressed, Colonel.

We wanted to wash and get dressed.

Maybe vroiaþi to go to the hairdresser and you arrange your hair!

Go immediately dial before you break bones.

Bastards!

Who is this neruºinat that continues to wash after I called the congregation?

Out! You have three seconds to get out.

One two. Two and a half, two, three quarters ....

Aha! Ensign Eva Marini!

- You know that you must be in formations? - Yes, Colonel.

Drepþi! Saluta regulate.

Get in formations, keep the towel on. Before the march!

One two ! One two ! One two !

Keep cadenþa! Forward!

- What's good! - It's a military setting.

- Who speak? - was the shower.

- A woman showers? I do not think ! - It's our job.

Stay here in the band's end.

- Warning! - What PC!

What happens ?

Stay in your seats. Eva Marini, keep the towel.

The first 170 watches retribution days on bread and water.

Of course ?

Raise the flag!

- God be praised! - Yes, God be praised!

We rose from peasant, the peasant go back.

That you think so, dude.

Peace to you !

You came to us THII a sermon, Father?

- Outside is a woman, Sergeant. - Not a woman, is an officer.

- it's naked. - dress, do not you see?

- How do you feel with the costume? - has a defect.

- Take your clothes off, to see what he has. - Here ? I do not want to bother you.

Go beyond if it bothers you. Take your clothes off!

It is always awkward.

I think it's better this way. Go back a little!

See sergeant, not enough to open overalls.

In front is closed.

In this way I can not handle.

Yesterday evening I struggled until midnight to pee.

That was the problem? If a turn comes well.

- How it back? - A dress with zipper front.

Get it out ! I help you.

Come on, strip it faster.

Watch the breasts. Thin above them.

Faster parent, I'm busy.

- Hello ! - Hello !

- My uniform is ready? - Almost a true gem.

- Where is ? - Here.

Do not have to have your problems, it is dummy.

- I hope not remain so. - Wait 5 minutes and îþi looks.

- Poth trust him. - Stay here and you shut up.

Waist pants must be raised slightly above.

- You familiar with? - Not.

It is our priest.

- Nice to meet you. - And me.

- I finished. - Let them ...

End of bullshit. Give me the money.

ªi you. Bravo, bãieþi.

- I raised money. Can you start. - You're ready?

- one shot, otherwise earn. - Quiet! I want to focus.

Fuck ! How?

Let me explain a trick. Brick Chicken little above and you beat breaks.

Okay, but it takes a hammer and stronger.

250 pulsaþii per minute. The situation starts to înrãutãþeascã, Colonel.

Colonel, let your report!

- Let's hear it ! - Permission to drive through free circus.

It must finally take gender discrimination.

In the army we are all equal, men and women.

Well, permission granted.

We must make the statement that we are all equal, women and men.

It is however a small difference.

E.g ?

You do not have a strong man and black, as were our soldiers.

You have muscular legs and our soldiers.

- Not so, Captain? - Yes, so e.

Îþi powerful pecs and pãroºi of missing soldiers from this unit.

I also missing and two other small stuff that these were soldiers.

Tell your colonel that stuff.

The hard now ... miss you!

Pleacã ....

- You must jump up. - Screw you !

- Wait a little. - Hey, you do?

Quiet!

- 5000. - Why? It says 1000.

I wrote 5000 to use up that you have to pay and you get a package.

- Nothing else ? - You got you dancing.

- If you have any girl can enter for free. - How to get a girl?

You are asking me ?

- Sergeant, you allow this dance? - Sorry, we dance together.

- We dance together ? - With pleasure.

Asshole!

Aºa, baby !

Baiethi, baiethi ...

Those who still have not confessed, I can do today.

I can do and tomorrow morning, I'm here all the time.

Confesaþi you want?

- But I do not want you confesaþi? - No thanks!

- Father! - You want to confess?

No, I can assign this dance?

Littering ...!

Leaves. What do you want to tell me ?

- You're not the one to which we confession? - I forgot.

- Tell me son, what's bothering you? - Thinking of women.

- You often thinking about women? - Always.

You think it's bad for my health? What to do ?

When you have such thoughts, put your head in cold water.

In cold water? How long to keep the head in water?

- To îþi pass. - And after that what to think?

- A woman... ! - Please !

Women ...! Women ....! The water.... ! The water... !

Tâmpiþii ãºtia put a brick instead of water.

Get in !

You can afford?

Scuza-code!

Hello, you finish the sentence?

It was a gesture of leniency from Mr colonel.

I think're happy. You want to dance ?

Gives !

What are you doing... ?

Catch it!

I feel over!

Hello ! How are you ?

I'm sorry you were punished because of me ...!

- But you comporþi so violent ...! - I like women.

- What is wrong with that? - I do not like women ...

They say they are slimy and smelly.

For this I take by force and they do not say anything.

- And I do the right thing ...! - But so is behaving animals.

I know, I learned from cats!

At school you have not learned that we are not animals?

I have never been to school, I grew up sheep.

I honestly do not believe that one can nauseate.

If you arrange a little beard, hair ....!

Miroºi little, but ...

- Do not wash? - I never wash again!

- Why ? - Water produce rheumatism.

I got an idea. I will be right back.

- you find yourself here! - I'll be there in a moment !

- as concerns the one you saw smoke? - What crazy ...!

What kind of cigarettes are these? Too strong ...!

- Throw it! - You're crazy, take a cigarette healthy?

Come on boys, give me the money! Thanks!

- it's lucky. - Thanks!

I left.

We lose time with nonsense, and that out ....

- So is it, Doctor. - Yes, so e.

- If I could go into the tent Ala ... - What would you have done?

- A gallery. - A large gallery!

No, I mean our gallery, can we change direction.

- Is right. - I can not think, I'm excited.

I must put my head into a bucket of water.

- You did this? - Yes.

- Why ? - You put the bucket to pee in it.

- Get out of here, pork împuþit. - I'm a pig? Why ?

I finished. Lord is arranged.

Look you're pretty! So I like!

- I do not think. - Why ?

If îþi show?

I will leave....

I am glad that I have not strangled.

Mulþumesc! Hello !

Because I am in chains. If I was not ....

- Here ! - What is it ?

- I have arrived. - Are you sure?

- have to dig here. - Sure ?

We have to dig here. I am a specialist in such things.

- Usually women feel by smell. - Good, you felt the smell?

- Yes, but here it smells pretty bad. - What's that smell?

I do not know. What are you doing there ?

Cover for him. I want to know who's the bastard who came up here to do and needs.

Do not mind him, it's just crap. We have to dig. Dig here.

Colonel's bad, it's very bad.

Dreaming women. I see women ... I think only women ...!

How are you doing, captain?

- promising to THII secret? - I swear!

What Thath!

Allow me, Colonel! A friend !

Very înþelegãtoare and very discreet.

Not want to do a little effort to get into graþiile them?

Permiteþi-me! Colonel Narciso flask.

Captain, I can invite to dinner?

- With pleasure. - Please, ma'am!

Take place, ma'am!

Aºezãm knows it.

One moment... !

Aºa... !

Ms !

Together to drink the nectar of love.

Do not make too much noise we can hear the colonel.

- I failed. - Yes I saw. Help me climb.

- Lift Me - Slow !

Now, Madam, is our night.

- What do you see ? - A woman.

- How does it look? - A little weird.

How the hell, looks strange? Ajutaþi me to climb.

Come, come back.

Are little bit soft, Madam.

With all due respect, you need to already be pumped.

Thread.

Forever, forever, tomorrow ....

I think now is better.

- What's going on there? - pumping!

I finished.

Never should not miss music.

- What you do here? - Nothing. Little digging.

Why, you do not have to dig?

No no. You can Dig. It must be a large gallery.

You know what now? We will start digging singing a song.

- Hello, Colonel! - Hello !

Colonel, soldiers dug four hours uninterrupted, we are close to the lens.

Good. Good.

Dig, Dig. We see pescãruºii ...

I will be a pescãruº who admired ass ...

Warning!

Yes Yes ! That's the bottom we see all the time.

Colonel, I have a fiance home.

Who is interested ? I said ... Let me go.

Who cares if you have a fiance home?

- Where are we, Sergeant? - We have less and reach the surface.

- We have a little ... let me pass. - let it pass, it is Colonel.

And now we must kick grace.

We have little idiot ... where I think we are on the mountain?

To come out. Pry yourself! Push me!

- Push! - Push down.

Everybody out faster.

You did not come here to make a dip in the sea.

This is not a beach where you can bathe. Faster Sergeant, take place.

- Pry yourself faster. - Hurry up!

Jesus, what I see? Only bottoms. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry.

- Sergeant! - Da, dle colonel.

- What do you see around us? - Only ass, Colonel.

- This is true. - I am incredibly true.

- Stop it! - sit there should not quitting out.

- Congratulations, Colonel, I dug profitably. - Shut up, stupid.

- Colonel, we can start the attack? - Switch off your, this is suspicious.

They are suspicious, but beautiful.

What do here dressed, answer!?

What are you doing here, neruºinatule? Are undressed like a worm.

This is a beach nudiºti.

If you wish you stay here, you must immediately dezbrãcaþi.

- get naked ...!? - Încetaþi!

Are you crazy? What this means ?

- You know who I am? I'm Colonel Fiaschetta. - And I'm kind. Patterson.

Gender. Patterson without clothes ...

Now what you tell?

- Warning. All in unison. - Hello !

I understand. Salutaþi it to President Carter.

Before the march!

Back in the gallery. Faster. General Sir!

Austrian blestemaþi!

- and started the war with the Austrians. - those boxes.

From time to time one explodes. Today we fire them all.

We use hand grenades in the application.

Prepare a dish of beans soldiers with them.

- Who opens? Pyrotechnics? - If you open so not explode, look!

- Be careful how. - You're sure, Sergeant?

I'm sure.

- No exploding, have little pressure. - The stench ....

Little perfume ... preparing a sauce with vinegar ...

More vinegar.

A combination of white wine which is termed gulaº. Delicious food.

- Gulaº! - Go !

If you do not grãbeºti ...

This time, not wrong.

Sap here, and here ...

And get here.

There is no way to fail. You shared hormones?

- On all. - Bravo!

- Boys are shaped? - Almost explode.

How good we ate ...

It was this food good char beans.

It was beans with meat, stupid.

- It was a gulaº. - What gulaº feel that slap.

Assembly! Your rounded formations faster.

Faster !

Faster, get in formations.

Warning!

Soldiers, we must look in the eye.

You must not forget. Since you set foot in this unit,

Now the military is your mother.

And your colonel is now your grandfather.

- A man fired one wind? - I did not pay attention.

Again. Now the military is your mother,

and the Colonel is your grandfather.

- This time they farted. - Yes. This time I was careful.

Gulaº, right?

Nesimþiþilor! Who did this ? Have the courage to recognize.

You were ?

You farted?

Jesus!

Captain, those hormones cause gas.

No, on the contrary, removes hormones gas.

Nesimþiþilor! Dig 24:00 refer you to the gallery.

No, it's dangerous in the gallery, in this situation can eliminate flammable gases.

Everything can be destroyed.

So so!

Good. I'll do a demonstration.

- Sergeant. - At ease, Colonel.

Sergeant, take three soldiers and punished them harshly.

Immediately, Colonel. You, you and you.

Sergeant, take the fat man today. Greasy and dangerous.

Column every two jerks. Before.

Sergeant. The soldiers remain in the sun until further notice. Captain, come with me.

- Corporal! - Ordonaþi, Colonel.

- Can I know where you got beans? - From Sergeant intendenþã.

- Beans was fresh? - Very fresh.

This noise ceases!

Keep going ! Let's go talk to the sergeant intendenþã.

Listen sergeant.

Beans that were served today at noon

It was not something that could ruin digestion soldiers?

I can advance a hypothesis?

Sergeant, this is not a hypothesis, all soldiers have gas.

Sorry, but with all medicines that you put the captain in food ...

Definitely not ! Beans are ground.

Impossible. Production is German. It says very clearly.

First, open the box. Two: Remove the cover.

Three: it consumes gulaºul.

Good.

Good for him. I made myself.

Father a general phenomenon.

- Scuzaþi me, Colonel. I withdraw less. - Please !

Thanks!

You are punished. Stay here until further notice.

What thunder!

It was a beautiful day, and now it starts to rain.

Bravo colonele! To !

Assembly!

Go faster formations.

I want you found in formations.

- What happens, Colonel? - They stole inflatable dolls.

- Who? Ordinary crooks! - I know we find immediately.

You control all the soldiers in this unit.

Faster boys, must go to the set. Who's there ?

- E Alvaro. Come out. Grãbeºte up! - I can not.

Get dolls and come out. Because of you we have problems.

- I remained înþepenit with dolls. - Come on, quickly.

You used glue instead of ointment.

- I'll help you to get out there. - What are you doing ? Turns out!

- Not. What are you doing ? - No no...

Hurry up! To go faster.

At ease!

Righteous! Soldiers are ready for inspection, Colonel.

Neruºinatule!

Why you punished the boys? Because stole an inflatable dolls?

Not enough? First of all, Puppet was mine.

Here are only men. You're male, you are all men.

And they physiological and sexual necessities.

It has been months since I have been close to a woman.

- What did I do? - Can I advance a hypothesis?

To buy 20 inflatable dolls. 20,000 one, 400,000 have solved everything.

Are you crazy? I'm talking about real women.

Prostitutes cost much.

- Speaking of prostitutes ... - Quiet, parent ...

Out! That speaks cãrãbuºul hear black!

Colonel, you trust me. Give me permission.

Yes Yes. Fill unit with prostitutes.

We can do and a brothel here and break sergeant stands at the entrance tickets.

What we do here Sodom and Gomorrah? Have you gone mad? Out!

Righteous! To the left ! Before the march!

- young lady! - What do you want?

I heard what you said about prostitutes, I mean about women.

- I understand, of pure thoughts. - You want me ajuþi?

Yes, I think, among the faithful women are my own.

Men are pretty few, I think maybe we can arrange meetings.

They can finally be married.

That's what I want to say. Let's go to your believing women.

Mind if I embraced? I'm afraid to fall curves.

Yes ... curves ...

This is where the faithful gather?

Let's see what we can do.

Calm.

- Hello! - I'm Colonel Fiaschetta the unit Z.

I'm Colonel Farina. Say.

I heard the doctor officer,

- ... Marini was detached from us in your order. - Yes.

Now you must do something to be detachable here.

- Why ? - I do not want whores in my unit.

Curve! It will remain there still a year

And do not want to have problems, you understand?

This woman practice their profession with great skill.

I think that will turn this unit into a brothel.

Overreacting. A brothel! I know her well, you must know how to take it.

I'll pull one ass.

Seriously ? I do my wife I got up there.

Because your wife. Is not as bad.

My wife !? It is bad ...

Enough so talk. Do something!

He's right, I must do something.

He came !

- Nespãlatule! - Yes, it was my turn to wash.

- are punished? - double punishment.

- It's clear ? - clearer as it gets.

Today is Wednesday, I have too much to do.

Every Wednesday I must do this.

In other women comporþi you otherwise do things that you did not want to take with me.

- You asked me for ever? - When logged-I will ask?

- How? - No, a subject of respect.

- cold. - Wash logged well chiloþii, nespãlatule!

Always smell bad.

36 year career. Three to additional personal merit.

I participated in four campaigns ... look what I got to do.

Colonel, Miss. Is right.

The soldiers are from the sexual domination.

Sexual instincts can be suppressed labor.

Sergeant, take away people in the gallery to dig. This is the new route.

- it drew a bottom, Colonel. - What do you want to say ? I drew myself?

- Yes, you drew a bottom. - Okay, Dig a gallery shaped bottom.

Execute the order. Before the march!

Get the hell out of here.

What are we doing ?

If you do not bring women here will be chaos.

- Sarge! - Ordonaþi, Colonel!

We need 12 women to dezmãþul the unit.

Dezmãþ women.

I mean women for cleanliness.

- 12 prostitutes. - 12 prostitutes. Where to take them?

Deal with it! Execution !

Urgent 12 prostitutes. Damn it !

What to do ?

You had a sister that prostitution in this area?

- Where is he now ? - explain immediately.

Here is the street, and here an intersection. Here's a red shed where customers expect.

There is your sister bitch.

No, my brother's bitch.

My sister no longer practice this profession, married.

She married? Who?

- With a sergeant. - I go on a mission.

I paid the fine and released me from puºcãrie.

- Go ? - Yes, we'll be right.

- What military nice! - We few military positions?

- How many you are? - U.S. two.

- I need 12 women. - 12?

- You're a little bit greedy, baby. - You're the man?

Men? We are two dragonflies.

It is six months since I've seen a woman, and now I find you.

I took 12 girls female.

- Let's see, where Poth find ... - You know there ...

Yes, the Papon. Write the number.

77 88 99.

- It's serious? - Yes, it serves the whole American fleet.

- See you ! - Ciao!

May stop by ...

Make place. Let me go, you idiot!

- Hey! Colonel speaks to you. - Let me go!

Get more left. More right.

Miºcã-te.

That is mind-n corners not understand anything.

I passed. How are we, Sergeant?

Thickness diaphragm separates us from the surface.

It is honor Colonel to break this diaphragm.

- You have honor, Colonel. - Yes I have your permission.

Aside. He came Colonel.

Push! Push!

Not push. Train coming ...

- Said to push. - Do not push ....

Aºa...

I finished.

- You'll feel better. - You've got your hand.

It hurts....

- Here territorial command. - There is no free line.

- Why ? - It happens.

- You managed to talk to Count Papon? - No, not yet.

Put me in touch with him immediately.

- Count Papon? - account? They are col. Fiaschetta.

- Ordonaþi, Colonel! - They're girls?

I am on the road.

Ordonaþi soldiers to stand right column.

It is better to wait until the girls arrive?

- Execution ! - I understand, Colonel.

Gather soldiers, align them, give them one number. Execution !

I understand.

Yes, the line is busy.

- A number for you. - It pays?

No, it is free from Colonel. One for you and one for you.

One for you ...

- You failed, Reverend ... - Lord's ways are unknown ...

Maybe it's better this way.

Is anybody here ?

Looking for you, sergeant. I need your help.

- I want to organize a party in the cafeteria. - But girls?

Come and girls. I found in orãºelul neighbor.

- You set the count Papon? - No, the priest.

Priest! Now the priest ...

Yes. Count Papon?

This territorial command. Are Unit Z?

- This is a public phone. - Scuzaþi me, I have the wrong number!

Yes, you have the wrong number.

- Scuzaþi me, telephoned Count Papon? - I told you when I come ad.

- Once returns ... - I phone!

Good.

- Hello. Count Papon? - Yes I am.

- 12 are enough? - 12 women?

- Yes, but ... - You will come with them?

- Of course. - Scuzaþi me a moment.

- What do you want ? - Did you boys lined up in front of the tent?

- Yes. Why ? - They came there to confess!?

- Yes, I'm there for confession. - I'm waiting on me?

Yes, I expect you. Go, go!

- How pretty ! - Yes, you have your say Thiele!?

- Do not talk to you, Mr. Marquis. - Count!

Yes, Count Papon. I understand.

Must urcaþi girls in a truck and you come to the unit.

Arrivals faster, please.

Good. OK !

- Come little, Corporal. - Ordonaþi!

I spoke with Sgt. Soldiers must enter all the tent.

- How? - Yes, I spoke with Sgt.

- If Sergeant agrees ... - Yes, he agrees.

- Do not uiþi. One by one. - One by one.

Boys start. Start.

You must keep order. One by one.

To come first.

You do? Be calm. Where you duceþi?

How? There are women in the unit, and you left me I linked to this post?

Nenorociþilor! Tâmpiþilor! I want women.

- What are you doing ? Are you crazy? - No, I want my portion of women.

- It's my right. - What woman?

- Women who came to drive. - Now you women?

Girls no. Women there. What you want me to do ?

- I want women! - Yes ?

Help !

- Take your clothes off ... - Colonel, I failed.

- The girls are on the road. - We must make.

- Boys do not resist. - No, I do not anymore.

Îþi ordering when girls get here, let me bring the wildest, most passionate.

- The worst ? - Yes.

I succeeded!

I got this dead end.

There is nobody here.

Get off immediately. Place your column every two.

Finally, you came. Why was no need to dress up colonel?

- I was entrusted with a military ... - Girls are in the military?

- We are in Italy. Girls are patriots. - I understand. How are these girls?

These elements firsthand. Girls beats.

You do not have to worry about payment for services rendered.

Who their worry? Military pays.

- This is Capt. Lopez doctor unity. - It's an honor to meet you.

- Colonelul Paponi. - Farina! Col. Farina!

- Where is the headquarters? - There.

I have to go. I have to take care of patrioatele Italy.

I hate guys who twitch.

And me.

- Where is the toilet ? - There. Come on here.

Hey boys, girls came.

How many girls....

There are 26 girls.

I come to me.

Right !

One two. One two.

- you have to get ready, girls. - What to Prepare?

- You have to go to work. - we just got, you must rest.

- ªi aveþi sindicat you? - From.

- Soldiers were seated in a row? - Yes, sir.

- That's who I am? - are prostitutes.

- He brought Papon. - No girls were enrolled?

- What do you say here? - When called, the line was busy.

- I did you join the army? - Of course! We are.

We volunteered.

Why was not I informed? You're responsible for everything.

No one is moving here.

Am I supposed to know ...?

The girls are here.

Liniºtiþi sure I'm in charge here. The sergeant will be mad at me.

We'll get all the prison.

Sergeant! Where is the commander of the unit?

- There. - Sarge!

- Can I know what is going on here? - All what Colonel.

- Did you get tickets? - Yes.

Okay, Can you leave.

Who has no ticket can do nothing. Sergeant me will put me to pay.

Is anybody here ?

Scuzaþi me! Where is the master?

The first tent on the left.

Scuzaþi me! You're the commander of the unit?

- Yes I am. - I sent Sergeant.

Out is the end of the world.

That's nothing compared to what will happen in here.

Only he can stop the soldiers, they start to scream ...

Come here...

Now're the front ...

Maybe you should have your clothes Scotland, parent.

Women, I saw many women ...

- When you see women doing shower dressed? - Yes.

In my village remained open position veterinarian.

It earns well.

Maybe I can find some work and I there.

- Let me! - Later.

Look like men.

I see a woman become insatiable.

Wild.

Why women are not the same?

SFÂRªIT

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