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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
No!
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Vodka, scotch, gin.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm.
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♪ ♪
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I cannot wait to roll
a fat blunt.
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I'm gonna get
even more drunk than I did
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last weekend when I went to see
Steel Panther.
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Oh, I hope Jenna
doesn't puke this time.
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Last time she got it
all over her hair.
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Yeah.
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She's always such a mess.
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She fell asleep
with it in her face,
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like, all the time.
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Oh, hey, there she is.
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Our hostess.
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- Hi!
- Hey, guys.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Come on in.
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What up, chica?
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- Come on in.
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- Oh, man.
- You guys like it?
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- Oh, my gosh.
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- Whoa.
- This is nuts.
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Oh, my God.
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Talk about going all out.
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Right?
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- What's the deal?
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- Put your stuff anywhere.
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Make yourself
comfortable, girls.
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- Oh, I will, and I am.
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- Wow, you don't fuck around,
do you?
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- It's not a party till
Miss Catalina arrives.
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You know that.
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- I feel you on that.
- Hey.
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- I practically had to
twist her nipple
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to get her to make a store run.
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- Well, I'm glad someone
thought of food.
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- I'm an herbal diet.
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- Oh, well, when you're getting
your little munchies later,
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you're gonna be kissing
Rocky's feet.
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- When are the boys coming?
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- Oh, right, the boys.
Um...
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- Please tell me
there are boys coming.
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- Actually, I thought we'd have
a girls' night.
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You know how my mom and I make
the haunted house every year?
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- The house that
dripped horrors, right?
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- Yeah, that's us.
- Cool.
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- Tonight is the house
of dripping hoes.
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Nice.
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- Yeah, well, anyway,
it's pretty much how we
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pay our bills every year,
but there was an emergency,
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so my mom had to go out of town
for the entire week,
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so there's no way that I could
put all these decorations up
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by myself in time for Halloween.
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- So you recruited us to do
your dirty work?
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- Yeah.
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Kind of.
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Yes.
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- That's some bullshit, girl.
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- I think it'll be awesome.
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♪ ♪
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- Come on, you guys,
this can be fun.
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- Yeah, but I did wear these
fuck-me heels for nothing.
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- We can still put them
to good use.
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- By doing what?
Shoving them up your butt?
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I don't swing that way,
and I won't swing that way.
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- You can make Cat's kitty purr
anytime you want.
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Meow.
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- Ugh.
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Come on, you guys.
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This is gonna be great.
We can watch movies.
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We can--we can put all the stuff
up and we can, you know--
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- And what?
- Get really messed up.
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I've got a whole stock of booze
in the kitchen.
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- Sweet, thanks.
- Oh, okay.
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- So you guys are gonna help?
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- Hell yeah.
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- I'm in.
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Okay, whatever.
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I'm in.
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- Wait a minute.
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Where's Giselle?
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- Oh, right.
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Well, I kind of sort of
didn't invite her.
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You know, I mean,
I love her to death,
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but she doesn't exactly like
to get her hands dirty,
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so I figured we'd get more done
without her.
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- You know she's gonna go
batshit on your ass
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when she finds out.
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- Yeah, she'll go spaz
on all our asses.
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- Just so our stories
are straight, I was never here.
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- Okay, well, if we get it done,
then I won't say a peep,
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but if we don't, who knows.
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- Okay, little miss blackmail.
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We already said we'd help.
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- Sweet.
Okay.
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And just one last thing:
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just to get in the spirit
of things, check these out.
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♪ ♪
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What?
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Aren't they cool?
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Whoa, these are rad.
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♪ ♪
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- Wow, thanks, Jenn.
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- Yeah, thank you.
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These are so cool.
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They're not for
the haunted house though, okay?
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I just found them in
my mom's stuff
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and I knew they'd look better
on your guys.
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Oh, I like the beads
on yours.
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- Yeah?
- Sexy, yeah.
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- I wish I could see it.
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You guys look
really awesome.
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- I think mine's the scurry one.
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Oh, thanks.
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- Yours is kind of scary,
but it's like a scary queen.
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Can you move the mouth?
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- Hang on.
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Hello.
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- That's awesome.
- Boo!
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Yeah.
You're kind of crooked, Jenn.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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- Let's get sloppy.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, why don't you guys
make yourselves comfy
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and I'll go get the booze.
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- Sounds good.
- I'll get the carbs.
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♪ ♪
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Let's get
this party started.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Fired up, fired up ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Fired up, fired up ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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- She said get comfy, right?
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Fired up, fired up ♪
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♪ Bombay ♪
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♪ Fired up, fired up,
come on ♪
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♪ Bloodline, baby ♪
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♪ Fire it up, fire it up
come on ♪
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♪ Bloodline, baby ♪
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♪ Fired up, fired up
come on ♪
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♪ Give me that bom, bom,
bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
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♪ Bombay ♪
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♪ Freshly showered,
smell couture ♪
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♪ Took about an hour
to get dressed and get gone ♪
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♪ It's a whole lot of power
in the sex version ♪
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♪ We wrote ♪
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♪ This song, we deep,
Hollywood-bound ♪
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♪ Just to make
their jaws ♪
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♪ Drop it hard ♪
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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- I love this song.
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- Love this party.
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♪ There's bottles of
Grey Goose and the cranberries ♪
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♪ Flow it continually ♪
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♪ That Goose IV,
best way to get it started ♪
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♪ From the booth I surveyed ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Thanks for having us
over, Jenn.
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- Are you kidding?
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I love having you guys over.
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It's kind of hard
when my mom's around.
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- Why do you say that?
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- Well, I love her to death,
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but since my dad's been gone,
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some people might think
she's a little weird.
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- In what way?
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- Well,
most of the stuff outside
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is for the haunted house,
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but my mom is one of these
people who celebrates Halloween
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all year long.
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- That's not so weird, I guess.
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I mean, I know a lot of people
like that.
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Tattoos, black lipstick...
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Sunset Boulevard is full
of vampire-looking creeps.
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- Yeah, but it's more than that.
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Like, my mom's into
palm reading,
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tarot cards,
séances,
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riding brooms
and eating children.
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Okay, I'm kidding about
the brooms and children part.
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All right.
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- Seriously, she's, like,
really into it.
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Kind of creeps me out.
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- To each her own, I guess.
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Come on.
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Those bitches are starting
the party without us.
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- Okay, I'll be right there.
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And things got pretty heated
between me and the slut.
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I mean, she was all up in my
face arguing with me big time.
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Like, she was ready
to throw down on my ass.
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♪ ♪
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Finally I just had
to sit her down and say,
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"Look, dude, the code tangent
is X over Y
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if the corners of the right
triangle are BAC, you dig?"
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Imagine.
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Girl trying to school me
on trig.
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I would've slapped her if
I didn't think I'd break a nail.
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- Shit, girl didn't know she
was messing with a math whiz.
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♪ ♪
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Hell,
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I can't even figure out a tip
at a restaurant.
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- Like you ever have to pay
for your own dinner.
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- Truth.
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- Somebody say, "Hey!"
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00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,210
all: Hey!
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Diets are to be ignored
tonight, ladies.
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- Diet?
Who diets?
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- A body like that
and she doesn't diet?
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- I hate you.
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- Come on, guys.
Let's get started.
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Yes, gin.
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♪ ♪
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- Ew.
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♪ ♪
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- It's not gross
from where I'm standing.
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- Ew!
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, you guys,
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come check this out.
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- What is it?
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I don't know.
It might not even work.
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What?
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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Bitch.
Oh, my God.
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- I guess it still works.
- Holy shit.
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- Yeah, I guess so.
- That is awesome.
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Oh, my God.
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- That was not cool.
- It wasn't that scary.
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Come on.
- Eh, okay.
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Think I just shat myself.
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh, check this one out.
Wicked.
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- Oh, a new addition
to the haunted house.
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I haven't even seen these yet.
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Ooh, these are gonna scare
the crap out of the little kids.
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- Not just the kids.
Barf.
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- What's the matter, honey?
Too scary for you?
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- More like too silly.
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Who would be afraid
of this stuff?
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That's not funny.
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♪ ♪
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Silly, huh?
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Seemed pretty scared to me.
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- Okay, I admit it.
I was a little scared.
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Good one, Kiana.
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♪ ♪
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Whoa, okay.
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Okay.
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Nice.
Thank you.
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- Scary, right?
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00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,240
Oh, my God.
267
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,280
- That's awesome.
That's enough.
268
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,200
- That one's good too.
- Pretty scary, right?
269
00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,100
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
270
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,290
- All right, you guys.
- Twice in one day.
271
00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:04,130
Let's get back to work.
272
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,230
- By the way, Jenn,
don't you think
273
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,100
this crystal ball
would look perfect
274
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,270
in the center of the room?
275
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:10,230
- Whoa, whoa,
that's my mom's crystal ball.
276
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,120
Be careful.
277
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,120
- Well, don't you think
it's hidden here?
278
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,140
- Honestly, I think we should
just leave it where it is
279
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,230
because it's not even
part of the haunted house
280
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:20,230
and she'd freak out if she knew
we were touching it.
281
00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,120
What do you mean?
282
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,120
It's perfect for the centerpiece
of the room.
283
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,240
It's beautiful.
284
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,330
- Cat, you wouldn't
know beautiful balls
285
00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:30,200
if they slapped you
on the ass.
286
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,320
- You're right.
287
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,300
I gave up balls a long time ago,
288
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,170
but I do love huge,
heaving orbs.
289
00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:43,290
♪ ♪
290
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:47,100
- Seriously, you guys, she loves
that thing more than anything.
291
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,300
Like, she talks to it
all day long.
292
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,260
Full-on conversations.
293
00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,180
To be honest,
it kind of freaks me out.
294
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,200
Like, I feel like
it's watching my every move.
295
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,200
♪ ♪
296
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,260
♪ ♪
297
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,170
Oh, my God, you guys,
it's my mom.
298
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:05,270
♪ ♪
299
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,140
- Hi, Mom.
300
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,140
- Hi, honey.
- How's everything going there?
301
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,230
Fine, but the question is
how are things there?
302
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,180
- Oh, you know,
it's coming along.
303
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,140
They need to be.
We open a week from tonight.
304
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,100
- I know, Mom.
Everything will be ready.
305
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,240
It better,
and I don't want any boys there
306
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,140
while I'm away.
307
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,290
It'd just distract you
from your duties.
308
00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:26,200
- Okay, got it.
No boys.
309
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,200
And that goes double
for your girlfriends.
310
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,140
They're worse,
especially that Catatonia.
311
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,160
- Mom, it's Catalina,
not Catalonia.
312
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,200
- Shh.
- What was that?
313
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,200
- What was what?
314
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,200
I heard laughter.
315
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,220
Is somebody there with you?
316
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,190
- No, Mom, noth--nobody's here.
317
00:16:40,190 --> 00:16:41,300
You listen to me, missy.
318
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,140
Nobody better be.
I'll find out, you know.
319
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,100
I have eyes and ears
in that house.
320
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,210
I know, Mom.
321
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,150
Nothing escapes the wicked,
wondrous gaze
322
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,240
of the crystal ball.
323
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,320
You got that right,
young lady.
324
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,250
The crystal ball tells it all.
325
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,110
You didn't touch it, did you?
- No, of course not.
326
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,320
It's probably lonely
without me.
327
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,140
- I'll take good care of it,
Mom.
328
00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:00,210
I promise.
329
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,270
You just stay
away from it.
330
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,140
I have to get going.
331
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,290
Your aunt will be out
of the hospital today.
332
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,150
- Okay, well, stop fussing.
333
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,300
I promise everything
will be ready, okay?
334
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,300
Better be.
And remember, I'll find out.
335
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:13,320
- Okay, love you too.
Bye.
336
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,240
See, you guys?
I told you.
337
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,100
She loves that thing
way too much.
338
00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:19,160
- I don't know.
339
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,100
I think it's kind of cute.
340
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,300
Maybe you just
got to get to know it better.
341
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:30,280
♪ ♪
342
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:37,100
- Hey, if you break that,
I am in deep crap.
343
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,290
♪ ♪
344
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,210
Yeah, boobs.
345
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:44,320
♪ ♪
346
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:47,270
- Whatever, you guys.
347
00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:49,180
Hey, what is this?
348
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,240
Open it.
349
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,220
♪ ♪
350
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,250
♪ ♪
351
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:59,250
You have such beautiful eye.
352
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,290
- That thing is really gross.
353
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:04,190
- Hey, we could put it
right here on the pedestal.
354
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,180
- Oh, yeah.
- Keep watch over us.
355
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,120
- Mm-hmm.
Oh, hang on.
356
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,130
♪ ♪
357
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,170
Oh, it's a DVD of the movie.
358
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,250
- What movie?
359
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,300
- "The Killer Eye," dur.
360
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,240
- They made a movie
out of that thing?
361
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,190
- They make movies
out of everything.
362
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:21,250
I saw one once where this evil
bong sucked people inside of it
363
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,300
when you smoked out of it.
364
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,130
- What was inside?
365
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,200
- Naked bitches.
366
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,270
So hot.
367
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,320
- That's my kind
of horror movie.
368
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,110
- I love those movies.
369
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,130
Hey, I think we can call it
a night, right?
370
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:35,270
Maybe we should just
stop decorating for a while
371
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:36,290
and watch it.
372
00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:38,290
♪ ♪
373
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:41,150
- It's not exactly
a chick flick.
374
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,170
- It's more like a dick flick.
375
00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:44,330
- Come on, don't be bitches,
bitches.
376
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,260
It's probably, like,
really cool
377
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:48,330
with lots of blood
and brains and--
378
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,250
- Boobies?
379
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,290
- Well, we can only hope.
- Come on, you guys.
380
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,270
Come on, Jenn's under
a lot of stress.
381
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,170
It's probably gonna be great.
382
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,330
Everyone in favor,
raise your hand and say, "I."
383
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:02,190
- I.
- I.
384
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:05,250
- Okay, but I'm not saying it.
- Come on.
385
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,180
- Does somebody think
she's too cool for school?
386
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,160
Whatever.
387
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,160
I.
388
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,210
♪ ♪
389
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:21,180
- Tonight's feature presentation
is "The Killer Eye."
390
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,110
It's about...
391
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:27,240
a gigantic eyeball that lives
392
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,190
in the eighth dimension.
- Eighth dimension?
393
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,310
Don't we have enough trouble
with the three we're living in?
394
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:35,110
- Don't forget the fourth:
time.
395
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,220
- So what's the fifth?
396
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,180
- Twilight zone, of course.
397
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,290
- My bad.
398
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:40,290
- Don't ask me what
six and seven are.
399
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,220
I have no idea.
400
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:45,250
- Okay, so the eyeball's
from the eighth dimension.
401
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,120
Why are we watching this again?
402
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,150
- 'Cause it's fun.
403
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:53,130
The eyeball lives off some kind
of electrical power.
404
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:56,220
It sends people into a trance,
kills some of them,
405
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,110
and impregnates the women
406
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:01,120
so that killer eyes
can invade our world.
407
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,150
- Like a sexy version
of "The Body Snatchers."
408
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,310
- Hell,
in our current mental state,
409
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,290
it's bound to be
a fucking classic.
410
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,230
- Oh, wait.
411
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,280
We can't watch it yet.
412
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,130
Killer eye wants to watch too.
413
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,110
He loves to watch.
414
00:20:16,110 --> 00:20:17,130
He's a peeping peeper.
415
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:21,140
The shit
that turns you on, girl.
416
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,180
Unreal.
417
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,310
Never thought
I'd have a nympho-nerd
418
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,140
for one of my homegirls.
419
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:28,130
- Um, geek, please.
420
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,220
- Geeks are hot.
421
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,110
- Nerds are not.
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,240
I think he's kind of cute
423
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,320
in a round sort of way.
424
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:42,320
♪ ♪
425
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:48,200
Okay, now we are ready
for our main attraction.
426
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,320
- Here we go.
427
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,190
- Ooh.
- ♪ Dun-dun ♪
428
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,210
- You guys, shh.
- ♪ The killer eye ♪
429
00:20:57,210 --> 00:21:00,260
Shh, you guys.
Shh.
430
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,310
Oh, my God,
Jacqueline Lovell or something.
431
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,120
Jonathan Norman.
432
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,120
Are you gonna talk
through the whole thing?
433
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,170
Maybe.
434
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:17,260
♪ ♪
435
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,330
- Richard Chasen.
- Shh.
436
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,310
I think he's gay.
437
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,320
I bought these off this guy
with this killer van
438
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,120
down by this beach.
439
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,120
Man, this shit looks like
butt, man.
440
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,170
You know anybody
who's got crystal meth?
441
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,210
♪ ♪
442
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,290
Oh, my gosh, is she dead?
443
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,220
Is that
a Siberian Husky?
444
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,130
What?
445
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,270
She's dead or roofied,
one of the two.
446
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:44,190
It's roofied.
447
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:47,320
Does he know
that giant eyeball's there?
448
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,290
Boobies!
Whoa!
449
00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:51,250
I thought
this was rated PG.
450
00:21:54,250 --> 00:22:02,240
♪ ♪
451
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,220
And see,
Siberian Husky.
452
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:06,230
What did I say?
453
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:14,230
♪ ♪
454
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:16,150
Oh, God.
455
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:17,320
Oh, my God,
there's lightning shooting
456
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,320
from her nipples.
457
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,280
What's that?
458
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,210
That's the grossest
penis I've ever seen.
459
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:28,270
♪ ♪
460
00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:31,270
He is not hot.
461
00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:33,160
He's go all up in his--
462
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,100
Yeah, is he sweaty or--
I don't get it.
463
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,190
It looks like
he rubbed Crisco--
464
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:38,150
What is going on?
465
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,320
This is the least
scary--you put this movie in.
466
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,160
I think it's
freaking amazing.
467
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,110
♪ ♪
468
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,170
Jenna, you have such
a huge boner for this movie.
469
00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,170
Shut up.
470
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:51,200
You can't deny
this is cinema genius.
471
00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:55,140
- Yeah.
- Ew.
472
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,100
What is that doing
to her?
473
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,330
Yeah, but the thing
we couldn't figure out
474
00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:01,250
is what are we gonna use
for bait?
475
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,230
- You.
- What?
476
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:06,170
- Well, if we find
somewhere dark, like the attic,
477
00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:08,310
where we know the eye
is sure to show up.
478
00:23:08,310 --> 00:23:10,290
We know it's obviously
attracted to you.
479
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:12,250
- Yeah, I'm real flattered,
but--
480
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,320
- And when it does show up,
we exit, trap the eye,
481
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,160
lock the door,
set up the book--
482
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,270
And run like hell, I hope.
483
00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:22,160
Oh, we'll have
about five minutes
484
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,120
before the bomb goes off,
and that should give us
485
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,130
enough time to be outside
of the bomb-blast radius.
486
00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,270
- And what if it isn't?
487
00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:29,240
- Quite frankly, the explosion
will be so huge
488
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,110
you wouldn't even feel
or see a thing.
489
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,230
♪ ♪
490
00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,210
So Rita and I are gonna go up
to the attic.
491
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,170
I want the rest of you
to stay right here
492
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:40,180
and don't move until
we have trapped the eye.
493
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,100
You got that?
494
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,190
- What if I got to take a pee?
495
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,330
- You hold it.
496
00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:51,260
♪ ♪
497
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,220
- What about when I was in
the street kid's head?
498
00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,120
I mean, didn't that, like,
recharge it?
499
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,130
- No.
No, the kid was already dead.
500
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,180
There's no active brain cells,
501
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:02,230
so it needs active brain cells
in order to energize it.
502
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:04,310
- And how does it pull that off?
503
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,280
Oh, I just wear
my socks in bed?
504
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,210
- What?
- What?
505
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:10,290
I hate it
when guys do that.
506
00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:12,150
Like, what are you thinking?
507
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,180
Ooh, I know how he got
this part.
508
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,300
♪ Casting couch ♪
CATALINA: ♪ Richard ♪
509
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,230
Richard Chasen.
510
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:23,270
♪ ♪
511
00:24:23,270 --> 00:24:25,280
He's about to
whack off to this eye.
512
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,310
- I'm riveted.
- I'm kind of scared.
513
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,290
No homo.
514
00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:31,210
Or homo,
you know what I mean?
515
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:32,330
Who's that?
516
00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:35,120
- Ew!
- Ugh.
517
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:39,330
♪ ♪
518
00:24:39,330 --> 00:24:43,270
Oh, my God,
zoom into your face.
519
00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:47,250
Hey.
520
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,120
That eye's really big.
521
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,330
Yeah.
522
00:24:50,330 --> 00:24:53,100
Man, why haven't I seen
him in anything else?
523
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,210
Whoa.
524
00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:55,300
Whoa, I didn't see
that coming.
525
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,110
Jersey Shore's
going down.
526
00:24:57,110 --> 00:24:58,160
Whoa.
527
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,210
♪ ♪
528
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,170
- Sucks.
529
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,140
- What are you talking about?
530
00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,300
I'm loving it.
531
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,250
- Are you serious, girlfriend?
532
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:12,260
This movie is about as fun
as going down on '80s bush.
533
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:15,300
♪ ♪
534
00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:19,290
Well, from my perspective.
It isn't fun.
535
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:21,230
♪ ♪
536
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,140
- Hey, did you hear that?
537
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,110
- I didn't hear anything
but a pervert eyeball
538
00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:35,120
squishing around.
539
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:38,150
- Maybe what we need
is a different soundtrack.
540
00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:40,100
That's what
I'm talking about.
541
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:42,180
♪ ♪
542
00:25:43,300 --> 00:25:45,190
♪ Oh ♪
MAN: ♪ All right ♪
543
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,110
♪ All right ♪
544
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,140
♪ Want a piece?
I can give you ♪
545
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:51,170
♪ Feel the freeze,
it's Van Cleef ♪
546
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,210
- Hey, turn that down.
547
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:53,310
♪ Take a picture ♪
548
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:55,230
♪ If you sell it
you'll get rich ♪
549
00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:57,100
♪ I've got money,
I've got friends ♪
550
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,130
♪ I got claws,
I got game ♪
551
00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:11,320
♪ ♪
552
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,200
- Teach me how to Dougie.
553
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,190
- Oh, I can teach you
more than that, girl.
554
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:19,250
♪ Love me, love me ♪
555
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,320
♪ You're making money, say ♪
556
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,230
- You guys,
be careful around that.
557
00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,310
If we break it,
we don't have to worry
558
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:25,320
about Giselle finding out.
559
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,140
My mom's gonna kill us.
560
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,270
- That's for you, Jenna.
561
00:26:29,270 --> 00:26:30,270
♪ Oh ♪
562
00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,120
♪ All right, all right ♪
563
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,230
- You tease.
564
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,210
- Oh!
- Holy shit.
565
00:26:36,210 --> 00:26:37,270
- Oh, my God.
566
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:39,160
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
567
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,280
- It's--
568
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,150
- Here.
569
00:26:43,150 --> 00:26:44,190
- Okay.
570
00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:45,320
♪ Locking up the game ♪
571
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,190
♪ Catching fame
and watch my haters double ♪
572
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,160
♪ Headline around the world ♪
573
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,250
- Oh, hey, hey, look.
574
00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:55,280
Did you guys see that?
575
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,200
♪ ♪
576
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,140
♪ ♪
577
00:27:11,140 --> 00:27:13,220
Um...
578
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:16,220
I don't--
I guess it was nothing.
579
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,270
- I told you
that weed was good, girl.
580
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:23,260
Yeah, that must be it.
581
00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:25,100
- Let's get this
in the wash, okay?
582
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,290
- No, it's okay.
It's just...
583
00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:29,330
- No, I've got stuff for you
you can borrow.
584
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:31,180
- I don't need to wear
your clothes.
585
00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,310
It's fine.
- I don't care.
586
00:27:32,310 --> 00:27:34,190
You can have them if you want.
587
00:27:34,190 --> 00:27:36,210
- Well, I definitely need
to take a shower.
588
00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:38,210
This stuff is really sticky.
589
00:27:38,210 --> 00:27:39,270
- Okay, it's not a problem.
590
00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,180
Let's go.
591
00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:42,290
- Oh, you might
want to pause that
592
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:46,170
otherwise the plot might
get us all confused.
593
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:47,280
♪ Making money, money ♪
594
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,170
♪ Make you famous, babe ♪
595
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,270
- Cock.
596
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,100
♪ Make it famous ♪
597
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,150
♪ Money, money ♪
598
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,280
- I got to go make a drink.
599
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:58,170
- Double cock.
I'm out.
600
00:27:58,170 --> 00:27:59,300
Now what am I
supposed to suck on?
601
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,180
- Why don't you just
give those things up?
602
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:02,260
They're gonna
rot your teeth anyways.
603
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,160
- I have a wicked oral fixation.
604
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,180
Besides, I like to
think of it as practice.
605
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:10,260
- Okay, well,
why don't we go make me a drink
606
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,300
and find something for you
to practice on.
607
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,140
♪ ♪
608
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:29,120
♪ ♪
609
00:29:09,150 --> 00:29:17,140
♪ ♪
610
00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:28,120
♪ ♪
611
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:37,120
♪ ♪
612
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,310
Stupid thing.
613
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:41,180
♪ ♪
614
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:55,150
♪ ♪
615
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,100
Can't believe they
didn't invite me
616
00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,100
to this party.
617
00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:06,320
♪ ♪
618
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:22,130
♪ ♪
619
00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:34,280
Jesus.
620
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:42,260
♪ ♪
621
00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:45,300
Freaky.
622
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:53,280
♪ ♪
623
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:24,160
♪ ♪
624
00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:52,110
♪ ♪
625
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:06,160
♪ ♪
626
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,120
Hey!
627
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,220
- Oh, shit!
628
00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,320
Girl, you nearly freaked me
out of my skin.
629
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,150
Knock next time.
630
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,260
What are you doing?
631
00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:26,160
Peeping on me, perv?
632
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,330
- No, I was just telling you
633
00:32:27,330 --> 00:32:29,280
that your clothes are laid out
for you.
634
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,330
- That couldn't have waited?
635
00:32:31,330 --> 00:32:34,190
- Well, maybe I was peeping.
636
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:35,210
Just a little.
637
00:32:38,210 --> 00:32:46,190
♪ ♪
638
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,220
Should find that wall.
639
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:13,120
♪ ♪
640
00:34:33,150 --> 00:34:41,130
♪ ♪
641
00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:55,200
What the hell
are you screaming about?
642
00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:04,310
- Hey, hey!
Quit--
643
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,130
quit that!
644
00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:08,170
- See anything peculiar
around here?
645
00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,140
Yeah.
646
00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,310
- Right, dumb question.
647
00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:16,300
Well, wh--what are you
looking for anyway?
648
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:18,240
The killer eye.
649
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,300
- The killer what?
- Killer eye.
650
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:23,170
It's this big eyeball
floating around
651
00:35:23,170 --> 00:35:26,140
diddling everybody.
652
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:28,130
I don't know anything
about a killer eye,
653
00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:30,160
but right now I got
a killer buzz.
654
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:33,220
You're pathetic.
655
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,310
Hey, you can't just come in here
656
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:39,100
and call me names like that.
I'm telling Joe.
657
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,270
Where is he anyway?
658
00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,250
- He's next door
keeping an eye on Jane.
659
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:59,250
♪ ♪
660
00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,170
- Thank you.
661
00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:03,190
♪ ♪
662
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,270
What are you doing?
663
00:36:05,270 --> 00:36:07,270
Massage.
664
00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:09,290
♪ ♪
665
00:36:09,290 --> 00:36:13,250
- There's something
awfully familiar about this.
666
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:17,300
Morton would wring your neck
if he caught you.
667
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,290
Mine too.
668
00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:22,170
Roll over.
669
00:36:22,170 --> 00:36:25,270
- Listen, Joe,
you're a really nice guy,
670
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,320
but I love my husband,
understand?
671
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,300
♪ ♪
672
00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:33,310
♪ ♪
673
00:36:33,310 --> 00:36:35,160
Somebody help me!
674
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:36,220
Help me!
675
00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:38,160
♪ ♪
676
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,150
- You killed my best friend,
you stupid bitch!
677
00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,330
♪ ♪
678
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,170
It doesn't seem to be
growing very weak to me.
679
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:46,170
- Jane.
680
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,170
- I'm okay.
681
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:50,170
- But it's not any weaker
'cause it's just gonna recharge
682
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:51,200
from Joe's brain matter.
683
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,100
So what's that mean?
684
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,270
- It means your friend's brain
has been sucked dry.
685
00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:58,140
- Is--is he gonna be okay?
686
00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:00,270
- He's dead, you moron.
- This is serious.
687
00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:02,260
It's killing people,
it's attacking the women.
688
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,170
We can't afford to play around
with this thing anymore, Doc.
689
00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:05,320
We got to call somebody.
690
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,330
Dead body in the attic or not.
691
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:09,310
What the hell is going on
around here?
692
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,200
- What the hell?
693
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,330
Let's just head out
for the front entrance.
694
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,290
This eye could
be waiting for us anywhere.
695
00:37:16,290 --> 00:37:18,250
We'll stick together,
keep the lights on.
696
00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,150
We definitely have.
697
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,230
- Ugh, gross.
698
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,140
Oh, my God.
699
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,140
Everybody, just relax.
700
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:32,130
♪ ♪
701
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:33,290
Your lights!
Hit it with your lights!
702
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,270
- Hey, Kiana!
703
00:37:35,270 --> 00:37:37,140
- What?
704
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:38,220
Did you do something
with the eye?
705
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,320
Your eye?
706
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,170
What the fuck's wrong
with your eye?
707
00:37:41,170 --> 00:37:44,320
- Not my eye,
the killer eye replica!
708
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,180
- I don't know nothing about it.
709
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,210
- Well, okay, fine.
710
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:51,140
- Get your ass in here
and get your booze!
711
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:52,330
♪ ♪
712
00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:54,310
- Tramp's tripping.
That thing isn't even hers.
713
00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:58,250
♪ ♪
714
00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:00,310
- Your lights!
Hit it with your lights!
715
00:38:03,290 --> 00:38:05,200
Don't let it get away!
716
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,260
♪ ♪
717
00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:12,100
- Ooh, come to mama.
718
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,190
Did you find your suckers?
719
00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:15,250
- I haven't found shit
up in here.
720
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,170
- Happy hunting.
721
00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:20,100
- This totally sucks.
722
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,100
♪ ♪
723
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,250
Oh, shit.
724
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:29,140
♪ ♪
725
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,290
- I see you.
Get your ass in here.
726
00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,120
♪ ♪
727
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,310
- Saw cars out front.
728
00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:36,160
Looked like a party.
729
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,250
Nobody parties
without the Gis.
730
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:42,300
- Ew, that sounds so gross.
- What up, Kiana?
731
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,310
- Don't bother me, skank.
I'm busy.
732
00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:47,170
- Look, I just came to party.
733
00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:48,260
- It isn't really a party.
734
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:50,190
- Could've fooled me.
735
00:38:50,190 --> 00:38:52,110
- Well, Jenna just asked us
to come over and help her
736
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:53,270
and help her set up
the haunted house,
737
00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:56,110
and she knew
you weren't into that shit.
738
00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,320
- What shit?
- Anything that resembles work.
739
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,160
She got that right.
740
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,120
- So if you want to go upstairs
and talk to her,
741
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,250
I'm sure she won't mind
if you stay.
742
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,190
She better not.
743
00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:08,300
Come on.
Let's go.
744
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:17,250
♪ ♪
745
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:21,220
Okay, so be prepared
to be really creeped out.
746
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,130
I'm so afraid.
747
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:24,130
Ta-da!
748
00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:25,270
♪ ♪
749
00:39:25,270 --> 00:39:28,220
A lot of work went into this,
just so you know.
750
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:32,200
- Seriously.
Kind of dramatic.
751
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,330
- Speaking of dramatic,
let's not make this dramatic.
752
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:38,330
Just go talk to Jenn
and everything will be cool.
753
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:41,290
- All right,
make me a drink, 'kay?
754
00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:43,150
Make it neat.
755
00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:46,320
♪ ♪
756
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,180
- Slut.
757
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:52,110
♪ ♪
758
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:54,110
- God...
759
00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:55,260
damn...
760
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,260
it.
761
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:12,120
♪ ♪
762
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,150
Dear lollie gods,
763
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:18,240
please bestow upon me
your sweet, bountiful nectar.
764
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,180
I know this may sound silly
to ask for,
765
00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:23,150
but I really need something
hard in my mouth right now.
766
00:40:23,150 --> 00:40:24,240
♪ ♪
767
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,270
You know what I mean.
768
00:40:28,130 --> 00:40:35,230
♪ ♪
769
00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:36,290
Wow.
770
00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:38,110
♪ ♪
771
00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:40,240
Oh, my God.
772
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,310
Holy shit, lollie gods,
you guys don't fuck around.
773
00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:45,250
♪ ♪
774
00:40:57,190 --> 00:41:05,170
♪ ♪
775
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:21,200
Yeah.
776
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:29,190
♪ ♪
777
00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:39,120
♪ ♪
778
00:41:40,150 --> 00:41:48,150
♪ ♪
779
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:57,180
♪ ♪
780
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:35,110
♪ ♪
781
00:42:40,130 --> 00:42:43,150
- We have to bring
all this stuff downstairs.
782
00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,310
I told you that would fit.
783
00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:51,290
- My ass looks
so totally delish in this.
784
00:42:51,290 --> 00:42:54,150
- I know, it looks perfect.
785
00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:57,110
- You're welcome to try a piece.
786
00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:59,200
- I told you
I don't swing that way.
787
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,130
It's one thing
to admire from afar,
788
00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:04,150
but I don't need to know it
up close and personal.
789
00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:06,210
- Not even bi-curious?
790
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,200
- Not even.
791
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,300
Well, let me know
when we're the last
792
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:12,240
two survivors in Earth,
okay?
793
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,290
- Thanks, tramp.
794
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:28,210
♪ ♪
795
00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:34,330
♪ ♪
796
00:43:34,330 --> 00:43:37,330
I'm sorry
if I hurt your feelings, Cat.
797
00:43:37,330 --> 00:43:39,330
♪ ♪
798
00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:43,190
- No, man, it's my bad.
You're right.
799
00:43:43,190 --> 00:43:45,150
I shouldn't come onto you
like that.
800
00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:46,330
♪ ♪
801
00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:50,130
- No, it's okay.
I like it.
802
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,180
♪ ♪
803
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,190
You really shouldn't
be such a tease.
804
00:43:58,190 --> 00:44:00,260
You know how bad I want you.
805
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,130
- I'm not teasing.
806
00:44:02,130 --> 00:44:04,280
- But what about all that stuff
you just said
807
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,140
about last two bitches on Earth
808
00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:10,220
and all of that bullshit?
Like...
809
00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:12,330
- Bitch can change her mind.
810
00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:15,150
Right.
811
00:44:15,150 --> 00:44:23,130
♪ ♪
812
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:56,180
♪ ♪
813
00:44:59,140 --> 00:45:07,120
♪ ♪
814
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,220
- Seriously?
What the--
815
00:45:24,130 --> 00:45:25,190
- Gis!
816
00:45:25,190 --> 00:45:29,140
♪ ♪
817
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:31,130
- What's going on here,
you guys?
818
00:45:31,130 --> 00:45:33,240
- I--it just happened.
819
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,270
- Three's company.
820
00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:37,190
- Unless you grow
a monster dick,
821
00:45:37,190 --> 00:45:38,190
I'm not interested.
822
00:45:38,190 --> 00:45:40,100
- I--I--I--
823
00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:43,150
- No, you don't have to explain
to me, hot crotch.
824
00:45:43,150 --> 00:45:44,220
What happened?
825
00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:46,220
- Hey, I wasn't that bad.
826
00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:49,230
Um, what's going on here,
827
00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:51,170
and why wasn't I invited?
828
00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:53,240
- Honestly, I have no idea.
829
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,270
We were trying to put
the haunted house together,
830
00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:57,200
and I guess things
got out of hand.
831
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,120
- I guess so.
832
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,160
♪ ♪
833
00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:06,110
- Did you guys
just hear something?
834
00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:09,270
♪ ♪
835
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:12,210
Come on, let's get a drink.
836
00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:15,250
♪ ♪
837
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,300
Are you coming, Cat?
838
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:18,150
- I'm--I'll be down in a minute.
839
00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:19,300
I'm gonna relax here
for a second.
840
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:29,120
♪ ♪
841
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:42,220
♪ ♪
842
00:46:46,230 --> 00:46:50,120
♪ ♪
843
00:46:52,150 --> 00:47:00,140
♪ ♪
844
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:17,220
♪ ♪
845
00:48:53,130 --> 00:48:55,300
♪ ♪
846
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:09,230
♪ ♪
847
00:49:57,110 --> 00:49:58,280
- I have other things to do.
848
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,250
♪ ♪
849
00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:14,230
♪ ♪
850
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:43,330
♪ ♪
851
00:50:53,290 --> 00:50:58,120
♪ ♪
852
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,200
- What in the blazes
are you doing?
853
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,240
♪ ♪
854
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,320
Where are your clothes, slut?
855
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,280
Hello?
856
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,270
Anybody in there?
857
00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:18,240
♪ ♪
858
00:51:23,170 --> 00:51:27,310
Hey, Jenn!
Get in here!
859
00:51:27,310 --> 00:51:34,140
♪ ♪
860
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:38,210
- Whoa, What's wrong with her?
- I don't know.
861
00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:40,220
One minute she was her normal,
annoying self,
862
00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:43,280
and the next minute
she's whoring it up.
863
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,100
- She looks like
she's in some kind of trance.
864
00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:51,310
♪ ♪
865
00:51:51,310 --> 00:51:53,240
- Shit.
866
00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:55,330
Tramp is just high or something.
867
00:51:55,330 --> 00:51:58,120
♪ ♪
868
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,110
- You're looking good tonight,
869
00:52:00,110 --> 00:52:02,270
bitch known as Rocky.
870
00:52:02,270 --> 00:52:04,310
- Are you insane?
871
00:52:04,310 --> 00:52:07,120
Okay, you two
are punking me, right?
872
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,260
- Me and Gis?
873
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:10,270
You know she doesn't have
a sense of humor.
874
00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:14,250
Okay, so then you tell me
what's wrong with her then.
875
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:17,170
- Nothing's wrong, sexy.
876
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:25,150
♪ ♪
877
00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,200
You're too stressed out,
878
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:38,240
bitch known as Rocky.
879
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,130
I cold help you calm down.
880
00:52:41,130 --> 00:52:43,110
- Oh, shut your whore hole.
881
00:52:43,110 --> 00:52:45,230
I'm gonna punch you
in the cooter, I swear to God.
882
00:52:45,230 --> 00:52:49,240
♪ ♪
883
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:51,320
Unbe-fucking-lievable.
884
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,180
♪ ♪
885
00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:57,130
The eye doesn't understand
our world.
886
00:52:57,130 --> 00:53:00,270
It's still young.
- What the fuck?
887
00:53:00,270 --> 00:53:02,200
- Wait, what do you mean
it's still young?
888
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,250
- It's still learning.
- Learning about what?
889
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:07,280
- About us.
890
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,120
About itself.
891
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,320
About what it can do,
892
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,240
and if we don't do
what it wants,
893
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:18,100
it will kill us.
- Whoa.
894
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:21,240
- The bitch known as Jenna
knows how serious this is,
895
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,100
and you will, too,
896
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:24,130
once you look over there.
897
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,300
- There's your goddamn toy!
898
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,120
I could be running.
899
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,260
- Wait, wait.
Don't stare right into it.
900
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:33,190
- Stare at it?
901
00:53:33,190 --> 00:53:35,140
I'm gonna shove this
up the ugly thing's butt.
902
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,300
- No, Rocky, don't!
903
00:53:41,230 --> 00:53:42,300
Oh, my God!
904
00:53:53,270 --> 00:53:55,270
♪ ♪
905
00:53:58,270 --> 00:54:02,170
♪ ♪
906
00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:12,220
♪ ♪
907
00:54:17,330 --> 00:54:19,140
Oh!
908
00:54:19,140 --> 00:54:20,280
- Hey, Jenna.
What's up?
909
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,310
- Where's Rocky?
910
00:54:21,310 --> 00:54:24,100
- I'm filled with desire.
911
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:25,100
Come on.
912
00:54:25,100 --> 00:54:26,140
Let's bang.
913
00:54:26,140 --> 00:54:27,190
- Jesus H, snap out of it!
914
00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:30,240
What--what'd you do that for?
915
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,190
- It's the eye,
the replica I got.
916
00:54:32,190 --> 00:54:33,260
Somehow it's come to life.
917
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,300
I don't know how,
but it has,
918
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,290
and it put you under a trance
and it killed Rocky.
919
00:54:40,330 --> 00:54:42,280
♪ ♪
920
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,170
Don't look at the TV!
921
00:54:44,170 --> 00:54:45,250
Giselle!
922
00:54:48,250 --> 00:54:50,170
Oh, my God!
Oh!
923
00:54:50,170 --> 00:54:52,290
♪ ♪
924
00:54:55,290 --> 00:55:03,270
♪ ♪
925
00:55:12,180 --> 00:55:19,320
♪ ♪
926
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,290
- Let's rub donuts.
927
00:55:21,290 --> 00:55:24,100
- Would you knock it off?
928
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:27,100
- Man, you're a real downer.
929
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:29,270
- I'm sorry,
but this worked the last time.
930
00:55:30,330 --> 00:55:37,250
♪ ♪
931
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,190
We have to leave.
932
00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:41,200
- I'm gonna go upstairs
and get Catalina,
933
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,240
and there's something of
my dad's I think might help us.
934
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,250
- Hurry up and be careful.
935
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:49,120
♪ ♪
936
00:55:52,110 --> 00:55:54,280
- Cat, come on, we've got to go!
937
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:58,250
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
938
00:55:58,250 --> 00:55:59,260
♪ ♪
939
00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:07,240
♪ ♪
940
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,110
♪ ♪
941
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:13,260
Watch it!
942
00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:15,290
I know you're there,
you little bastard!
943
00:56:15,290 --> 00:56:17,120
♪ ♪
944
00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:22,320
Fuck you!
945
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,320
♪ ♪
946
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:34,290
♪ ♪
947
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,190
- Rocky?
948
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,200
But you...
949
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,280
- But I'm fine.
950
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:46,140
♪ ♪
951
00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:48,240
Nothing happened to me
in the next room.
952
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:52,150
♪ ♪
953
00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:54,220
Don't you want to fuck me?
954
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,100
♪ ♪
955
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:57,140
Just a little?
956
00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:59,180
♪ ♪
957
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:01,100
Weird-ass ho.
958
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:06,220
♪ ♪
959
00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:07,280
- Hmm.
960
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,190
♪ ♪
961
00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:11,160
I think I look hot.
962
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,180
♪ ♪
963
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,160
The eye wants something.
964
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,270
- Jesus Christ.
Here we go.
965
00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:20,250
- It wants something from you,
bitch known as Giselle.
966
00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:23,270
It wants something
from all of us.
967
00:57:23,270 --> 00:57:25,130
- Oh, yeah?
And what's that?
968
00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:28,120
- It wants to procreate with us.
969
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,240
Procreate?
970
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:32,320
You still don't get it.
971
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,240
This is going to happen.
972
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,120
- My ass it will!
973
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,160
- Ooh, your ass.
974
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:42,100
♪ ♪
975
00:57:46,290 --> 00:57:48,170
- Don't fight it, Giselle!
976
00:57:48,170 --> 00:57:49,260
- Hey!
Let me go!
977
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:50,310
Fuck you!
978
00:57:52,180 --> 00:58:00,160
♪ ♪
979
00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:07,130
- Jordan, I'm scared.
980
00:58:07,130 --> 00:58:08,220
- Oh, don't be afraid.
981
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:10,300
I won't let
anything happen to you.
982
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:13,190
- You know,
I have a confession to make.
983
00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:16,130
I mean, since we might be
getting blown to bits and all.
984
00:58:16,130 --> 00:58:18,170
I haven't been the most faithful
wife in the world.
985
00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:20,150
- I know.
986
00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:22,330
- And, you know, you haven't
been the most loving husband.
987
00:58:22,330 --> 00:58:25,100
- I know that too.
988
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:28,170
- And I was--I was thinking
maybe we should get a divorce.
989
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,220
Wow.
- Yeah, that good for you?
990
00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,320
- Real good.
991
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:43,200
♪ ♪
992
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:45,290
Mmm.
993
00:58:45,290 --> 00:58:48,160
Oh, it's never been like this.
994
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,220
Oh.
995
00:58:49,220 --> 00:58:52,200
♪ ♪
996
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:02,230
♪ ♪
997
00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:05,230
- Don't be afraid, Rita.
998
00:59:05,230 --> 00:59:07,190
It's not an evil being.
999
00:59:07,190 --> 00:59:09,110
It let me look into its mind.
1000
00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:10,170
- What'd it just do to me?
1001
00:59:10,170 --> 00:59:12,310
- It had certain needs,
1002
00:59:12,310 --> 00:59:14,220
and it asked me to help it,
1003
00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:16,330
and in exchange
it's gonna help me,
1004
00:59:16,330 --> 00:59:18,170
and so I did it.
1005
00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:19,330
I did it, Rita.
1006
00:59:19,330 --> 00:59:22,140
It's gonna show me
how to open up a real portal
1007
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:24,110
to the eighth dimension.
1008
00:59:24,110 --> 00:59:26,120
I mean, isn't this great?
1009
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,280
The whole world full of these
little guys everywhere you look?
1010
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,170
- What are you talking about?
1011
00:59:30,170 --> 00:59:31,290
- This eye.
1012
00:59:31,290 --> 00:59:33,260
It's not here by accident.
1013
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:44,230
♪ ♪
1014
00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:47,270
- Rocky?
1015
00:59:47,270 --> 00:59:50,190
♪ ♪
1016
00:59:50,190 --> 00:59:51,250
Rocky?
1017
00:59:51,250 --> 00:59:58,140
♪ ♪
1018
00:59:58,140 --> 00:59:59,140
Rocky?
1019
00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:01,330
♪ ♪
1020
01:00:01,330 --> 01:00:03,180
We're leaving.
1021
01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:05,330
♪ ♪
1022
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:09,190
- It doesn't want us to leave,
Jenna.
1023
01:00:09,190 --> 01:00:11,260
♪ ♪
1024
01:00:11,260 --> 01:00:12,300
Put that down.
1025
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:14,130
- Not on your life.
1026
01:00:14,130 --> 01:00:17,320
- I said put it down.
1027
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,150
♪ ♪
1028
01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:20,250
- Hey!
1029
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:23,180
Get off of me!
Stop it!
1030
01:00:23,180 --> 01:00:25,240
- Don't fight it, Jenna.
1031
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,130
Do what it says!
- No!
1032
01:00:27,130 --> 01:00:28,130
- Listen to it, Jenna!
1033
01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,190
- No!
1034
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,250
Open your eyes!
1035
01:00:32,290 --> 01:00:33,310
Get off of me!
1036
01:00:33,310 --> 01:00:35,110
Open your eyes!
1037
01:00:35,110 --> 01:00:42,330
♪ ♪
1038
01:00:55,150 --> 01:00:57,130
- Cat?
1039
01:00:57,130 --> 01:00:58,300
- Wakey wakey.
1040
01:00:58,300 --> 01:01:01,140
Time to get nakey.
1041
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,170
- Jenna just went upstairs
to get you.
1042
01:01:03,170 --> 01:01:04,260
I'm not there.
1043
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:06,140
- Obviously.
1044
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,240
We have to get Jenna
and get out of here.
1045
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,310
Jenna can wait.
1046
01:01:10,310 --> 01:01:12,260
This can't.
1047
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,270
♪ ♪
1048
01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:27,130
♪ ♪
1049
01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:30,130
♪ ♪
1050
01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:38,190
♪ ♪
1051
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,120
♪ ♪
1052
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:45,320
- Stop it!
- No!
1053
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,120
- Look at it, Jenna!
1054
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:50,330
♪ ♪
1055
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,180
♪ ♪
1056
01:01:58,180 --> 01:01:59,180
Giselle!
1057
01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:00,250
We have to--
1058
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:14,270
♪ ♪
1059
01:02:18,270 --> 01:02:19,320
Oh, no!
1060
01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:25,220
Oh, no!
No!
1061
01:02:31,220 --> 01:02:37,120
♪ ♪
1062
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:54,250
♪ ♪
1063
01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:56,280
- I think it's over.
1064
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:59,320
- I turned that freaky-deaky
pervert into jelly.
1065
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,130
I thought you took off on me.
- Never.
1066
01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:13,130
♪ ♪
1067
01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:24,290
♪ ♪
1068
01:04:00,330 --> 01:04:08,310
♪ ♪
1069
01:04:39,150 --> 01:04:47,130
♪ ♪
1070
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:34,310
Let's go.
It's party time.
1071
01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:37,240
- Mount up, fellas.
- What up?
1072
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,310
It's taxation
without representation.
1073
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,280
♪ Come on,
fired up, fired up ♪
1074
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:50,100
♪ Come on,
fired up, fired up Come on ♪
1075
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:51,250
♪ Look alive ♪
MAN: ♪ Fired up, fired up ♪
1076
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:53,320
♪ Come on,
fired up, fired up ♪
1077
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,190
♪ Bombay ♪
1078
01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:57,160
♪ Fired up, fired up,
come on ♪
1079
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,270
♪ Bloodline, baby ♪
1080
01:07:58,270 --> 01:08:00,100
♪ Fired up, fired up
Come on ♪
1081
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:01,210
♪ Look alive, baby ♪
1082
01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:03,160
♪ Fired up, fired up
Come on ♪
1083
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:04,260
♪ Give me that bom, bom,
bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
1084
01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:06,100
♪ Bombay ♪
1085
01:08:06,100 --> 01:08:08,120
♪ Freshly showered
Smell couture ♪
1086
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,320
♪ Took about an hour
to get dressed and get gone ♪
1087
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,300
♪ It's a whole lot of power
in the sex version ♪
1088
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,270
♪ We wrote ♪
MAN: ♪ This song ♪
1089
01:08:13,270 --> 01:08:15,300
♪ We deep, Hollywood-bound,
hit the town ♪
1090
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,250
♪ It's hot ♪
1091
01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:19,160
♪ You can tell
from the line wrapped around ♪
1092
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,310
♪ This spot ♪
1093
01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:22,250
♪ Valet park
just to make their jaws ♪
1094
01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:24,160
♪ Drop it hard ♪
MAN: ♪ Get it popping ♪
1095
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,110
♪ Straight to the bar
for preliminaries ♪
1096
01:08:26,110 --> 01:08:28,220
♪ And the BMCs
headed to the VIP ♪
1097
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,330
♪ There's bottles of Grey Goose
and the cranberries ♪
1098
01:08:30,330 --> 01:08:33,170
♪ Flow it continually ♪
1099
01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:35,300
♪ That Goose IV,
best way to get it started ♪
1100
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:37,170
♪ From the booth
I surveyed the room ♪
1101
01:08:37,170 --> 01:08:39,110
♪ I see you got it
Yeah, you ♪
1102
01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:40,270
♪ Grab your girl, too,
come on, let's party ♪
1103
01:08:40,270 --> 01:08:43,210
♪ With all that body ♪
1104
01:08:43,210 --> 01:08:45,220
♪ This for my peoples
who be living Bombay ♪
1105
01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:48,110
♪ Tell my man what you drinking
'cause this round's on me ♪
1106
01:08:48,110 --> 01:08:50,130
♪ Got my hands on the stick
in that 5RE ♪
1107
01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:51,320
♪ Come on ♪
1108
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:53,180
♪ Give me that bom, bom,
bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
1109
01:08:53,180 --> 01:08:55,140
♪ Bombay ♪
1110
01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:57,150
♪ This for my peoples
who be living Bombay ♪
1111
01:08:57,150 --> 01:08:58,300
♪ Tell my man what you drinking
'cause this round's on me ♪
1112
01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:00,160
♪ Got my hands on the stick
in that 5RE ♪
1113
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,260
♪ Come on ♪
1114
01:09:01,260 --> 01:09:03,120
♪ Bom, bom,
bom, bom, bom, bom ♪
1115
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,230
♪ Bombay ♪
1116
01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:05,320
♪ After party
Back to the hut ♪
1117
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,200
♪ Truckload of hotties
hot for me ♪
1118
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:09,140
♪ See you want to focus ♪
1119
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,260
♪ However many bodies
we can fit up in the truck ♪
1120
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,180
♪ 'Cause the whole Camaro ♪
What?
1121
01:09:12,180 --> 01:09:14,320
♪ Roscoe's to go,
I can't go wrong ♪
1122
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,210
♪ Order 'bout an hour ago,
it takes so long ♪
1123
01:09:17,210 --> 01:09:19,290
♪ It's the late-night plate
that's worth the wait though ♪
1124
01:09:19,290 --> 01:09:22,190
♪ 'Cause, oh ♪
MAN: ♪ It's so bomb ♪
1125
01:09:22,190 --> 01:09:24,280
♪ A-okay with chicks
that go both ways ♪
1126
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,180
♪ Don't play your booty
if you out of get paid ♪
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