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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:06,799 I'm sorry, what did you say? 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,508 I said you've had a minor stroke. 4 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,885 - Astronotter is getting on that rocket! - [SCOTT] You want Astronotter? 5 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,129 Give me one more day a week with my daughter. 6 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,779 [CORNELL] An aide brings them to the bus stop 7 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:16,849 and they wait until they forget why they wanted to leave 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,018 in the first place. 9 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:23,089 [MAN OVER PA] Please remain calm. 10 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,379 Thank you for visiting "Pickles on Ice." 11 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,680 [BRIAN] It's all my fault. 12 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:28,319 It's all my fault. 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,400 I broke her throat, Dad. 14 00:00:30,410 --> 00:00:32,899 - I... I broke Tara's throat. - [MAN] Of course not. 15 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,259 Stupid dick-nose piece of shit. 16 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:39,299 [LIGHT, QUIRKY MUSIC] 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:45,209 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,639 [ELECTRONIC DOOR CHIME] 19 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:51,550 [BOTH GRUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY] 20 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,549 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 21 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:55,879 [BOTH GRUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY] 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,057 - What? - [GUN COCKS] 23 00:00:58,010 --> 00:00:59,599 What the fuck? 24 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,059 - You fuckin'... - [GUN COCKS] 25 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,089 What the fuck? Oh, my God! 26 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,199 [YELPS] 27 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,799 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,260 _ 29 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,999 [LIVELY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 30 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,999 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,427 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,509 [DOG BARKING] 33 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:39,379 [GROANS] 34 00:01:39,380 --> 00:01:42,602 [TENSE MUSIC] 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,549 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:48,650 [TIRES SCREECHING] 37 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:57,749 [PANTING] 38 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:02,706 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,980 [ENGINE REVVING] 40 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,880 [TIRES SCREECHING] 41 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,339 [GROANING] 42 00:02:21,340 --> 00:02:23,184 [PANTING] 43 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,150 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 44 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:36,239 [JEFF] I almost got a plate number. [PANTING] 45 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,699 Are you guys okay? 46 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,279 [LAUGHS] We're great, Jeff. 47 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,279 We're great. We're great. 48 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,899 We're so motherfucking great right now. 49 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:46,359 We're the best! We're so good! 50 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,375 Fuck you! 51 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,711 - I ran as fast as I could. - [JILL] Oh, yeah? 52 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,259 Are you gonna catch the guy? 53 00:02:51,260 --> 00:02:53,589 Are you gonna tell him to take a calm me down breath? 54 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,089 You gonna teach him to read? 55 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:56,339 I think it'd be safer for you guys 56 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,589 to stay at Dee Dee's with me. 57 00:02:57,590 --> 00:02:59,637 [LAUGHS] You're the one they wanna hurt. 58 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,509 You're the one who is talking 59 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:03,119 to their children in the middle of the night. 60 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,179 Nobody is safe around you. 61 00:03:05,180 --> 00:03:06,437 Is that a ring? 62 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,310 Go away. 63 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,190 - Congrats, pal. - Thanks, bud. 64 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:20,539 - I'm just gonna... - [JILL] Jeff! 65 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:22,285 - I swear to Christ. - [JEFF] Yeah. 66 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,169 [MOURNFUL MUSIC] 67 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:30,230 ♪ ♪ 68 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,239 [DEIRDRE] Where's the sitter? 69 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,102 I sent her home. It was getting late. 70 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,480 You used the stove. 71 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,649 Is there another way to make risotto? 72 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,859 You should be in bed. 73 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,820 You know I can't sleep without Dolores. 74 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,690 You named your axe Dolores? 75 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,326 After Dolores Claiborne. It's my favorite axe movie. 76 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:03,359 It's a hatchet. 77 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,120 [SIGHS] Why can't you just let me live? 78 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,940 Here. 79 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:12,418 Go to sleep. Blade side out. 80 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,838 I know how to sleep with an axe, Mom. 81 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:18,459 Wow. 82 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:20,802 Grandpa teach you how to make this? 83 00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,679 No, Dolores did. She's from Tuscany. 84 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,999 Thanks for dinner. 85 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,709 I don't know what I'd do without you. 86 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:28,459 If you really want Astronotter back, 87 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:29,894 I can give you some advice. 88 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,103 Sure. 89 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,709 Just ask yourself... 90 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:34,358 what would Grandpa do? 91 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:42,490 [SLOW MUSIC] 92 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:47,270 ♪ ♪ 93 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,989 Dad? 94 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,019 You keep sleeping. 95 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:54,619 I won't let anything happen to you. 96 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,139 [JEFF] How long have you been sitting there? 97 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:57,421 Go back to bed, Jeffrey. 98 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,280 When the gun goes off, then you can wake up. 99 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:03,595 I'm sorry I put you all in this situation. 100 00:05:03,596 --> 00:05:06,119 The world is full of lunatics 101 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,183 who think the world is full of lunatics. 102 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,355 None of this would've happened if I hadn't fired you. 103 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,339 You can't really fire your father. 104 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,089 If he can't protect you from yourself, 105 00:05:20,090 --> 00:05:22,099 he'll protect you from everyone else. 106 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:23,310 [GUN CLICKING] 107 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,909 I'm still sorry I did it. 108 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,749 Don't you worry about me. 109 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,259 I'm having a social summer. 110 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:40,007 In fact, your mother and I are taking a long vacation. 111 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,549 What's that mean? 112 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,959 She and I went through a rough patch, 113 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,089 but we've recently reconnected. 114 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,879 Bags are packed. 115 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,559 We're leaving tomorrow morning. 116 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,549 Where? I'm not sure yet. 117 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:56,857 The unknown, I guess. 118 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,234 I don't think Mom can travel right now. 119 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,679 [BELL DINGS] 120 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,299 Hold that thought. 121 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:04,539 Made you an egg tart 122 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:07,034 for that squishy, squishy tum-tum of yours. 123 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,540 Oh, damn thing's on the fritz again. 124 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,460 That quiche should've set a half hour ago. 125 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,169 [LIGHT, AMBIENT MUSIC] 126 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,928 Dad, why don't you come sit down? 127 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:27,179 Sit? 128 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:30,779 I'm gonna have to lay on the goddamn floor 129 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:32,516 and start that pilot light. 130 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,209 Dad, it's not a real oven. 131 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,478 You don't have to tell me that. 132 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:36,839 I wanted a Thermador, 133 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:40,319 but your mother, she just microwaves everything. 134 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,900 Did you glue these drawers shut? 135 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,738 They're not real drawers, Dad. They don't open. 136 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,990 We're on the set. 137 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,299 What? 138 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,320 What the hell is this? 139 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,450 Where are we? 140 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,589 Where'd the wall go? 141 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:01,088 I had photographs on that wall! 142 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,639 Where's the wall, Jeff? 143 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,552 Where's the fucking wall? 144 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,879 ♪ ♪ 145 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,459 There used to be a wall there. 146 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,020 And a door and a window! 147 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,379 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 148 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,559 Come back, Dad. 149 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,139 - I'm fine. - Come back. 150 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,499 I'm gonna get you an ambulance. 151 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,619 No, don't do that. I'm fine. I'm okay. 152 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,419 I think it's just a toothache. 153 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:36,081 ♪ ♪ 154 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,172 - Hi. - [SHRIEKS] 155 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,919 Did you make an Oops last night? 156 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,879 - [WAILING] - She did. 157 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,699 That's why she takes Plan B, 158 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,224 the number one gynecologist recommended 159 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,589 morning after pill. 160 00:07:56,590 --> 00:07:57,879 Oops as Directed. 161 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:00,900 I mean, is "cinema" too strong of a word? 162 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,379 Because to me, this is cinema. 163 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,059 [DOORBELL RINGS] 164 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,079 Ah, she's early. 165 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,613 [INHALES] Come on. 166 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,199 [SCOTT] Dee Dee, welcome. 167 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,029 Oh, this is Amber, my female girlfriend. 168 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:16,455 We need to talk about Astronotter. 169 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:19,165 Oh, it... it's not a good time. 170 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,332 You said to come over. 171 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,251 I know. I wanted you to see the house. 172 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,419 It's big, isn't it? For a house. 173 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:27,299 We need to talk about Astronotter. 174 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,119 We already had that discussion 175 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,560 and I said it wasn't going to happen. 176 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:34,129 Blake Griffin was there. The... the sports person. 177 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,639 - How is that relevant? - It's not. 178 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,768 - Blake Griffin is a friend of mine. - Hm. 179 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,919 I have an offer for you. 180 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,605 You can't afford me. 181 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,691 Still... you'll wanna hear it. 182 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,568 [MOURNFUL MUSIC] 183 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,989 Which brings us to the revised terms 184 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:50,821 for the division of communal assets. 185 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:54,575 My client will forfeit Astronotter, 186 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:58,579 an intellectual property so valued at $21.4 million... 187 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,581 ♪ ♪ 188 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,042 ... Snagglehorse, intellectual property value 189 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,169 of $18.2 million. 190 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,999 Ennui Le Triste, with an intellectual property 191 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,920 value of $26.1 million. 192 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:13,344 Uke-Larry, $29 million. 193 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,799 Thump-Thump, $9.4 million, 194 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,810 and The Oops, $12.4 million. 195 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,520 And per our terms, my client, Mr. Perera, 196 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,749 forfeits his rights to the aforementioned 197 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:27,959 intellectual properties and in return, 198 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,236 he will be granted sole custody 199 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,947 of one, Maddy Perera. 200 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,339 Yes, that's right. 201 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:40,440 ♪ ♪ 202 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:46,919 [MACHINES BEEPING] 203 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,489 What do you want me to do? 204 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,924 [BREATHING RAGGEDLY] 205 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,839 Say something. 206 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,339 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 207 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:59,259 Say something, please. 208 00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,779 [CRYING] Say something. 209 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,560 Say something. Say something. 210 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:07,480 [SOBBING] Say something. 211 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,310 [SOBBING] 212 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,639 What happened to the Lamborghini? 213 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,450 You're the Lamborghini. 214 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,999 Can we also have a Lamborghini? 215 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,959 I'm gonna see you all the time. 216 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,881 On the weekends... most weekends. 217 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,129 Previously agreed to weekends. 218 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:35,659 As well as two weeks during 219 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:37,839 Celebrity Cruise Lines Pride at Sea. 220 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,879 [ENGINE TURNS OVER, CAR STARTS] 221 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,749 Can you bring Dolores when you come to Daddy's house? 222 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,435 Well, that's up to your father. 223 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,190 Go ahead, Deirdre. Give her the axe. 224 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:51,483 Love you, Lunch Bug! 225 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,149 Was it the risotto? 226 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:57,020 [PHONE VIBRATING] 227 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,450 [SIGHS] Yeah? 228 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:06,839 What happened? 229 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,560 [SIGHS] 230 00:11:08,570 --> 00:11:10,599 I spoke to the neurologist. 231 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,130 - Yeah? - He had a stroke. 232 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,520 He isn't... 233 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,596 He's not, uh... speaking. 234 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,642 They don't know if he's gonna be able to come back. 235 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,709 But... 236 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:29,521 but I need to talk to him. 237 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,799 I need... I did it. 238 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,839 I made... I made it happen. 239 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,696 I did it. I fixed it. 240 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,450 I gotta go get Will. 241 00:11:43,630 --> 00:11:45,730 [INDISTINCT PA ANNOUNCEMENT] 242 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,839 [TOILET FLUSHING] 243 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,999 [GARGLING] 244 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,810 You want the end of this? 245 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,679 I spoke to the guy who got Phil's lungs. 246 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,380 I'm never smoking anything again. 247 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:04,099 So are you gonna meet the lungs in person, like the eyes? 248 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,470 Or... are lungs better over the phone? 249 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,669 We're staying in a hotel for a week. 250 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:11,939 My mom says I can only go to the school and hotel, 251 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,940 so I definitely can't go see the guy who has Phil's lungs 252 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,154 and I definitely can't take my girlfriend out anywhere. 253 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:20,629 You should make out with her at the aquarium. 254 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:23,319 That's where I treat my seasonal depression. 255 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,299 It's the dolphins, man. 256 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,129 Their sadness eats my sadness. 257 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:30,089 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 258 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,543 For your kiss breath. 259 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,820 [DOOR OPENS] 260 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:38,089 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 261 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,190 [DOOR SHUTS] 262 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,730 [SPITS] 263 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:15,545 [FOOTSTEPS ECHOING] 264 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,169 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 265 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:42,879 ♪ ♪ 266 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,169 Who are you? 267 00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:46,699 I'm Jeff Pickles. 268 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,249 There was an old Jeff Pickles, 269 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,099 but now it's time for a new one. 270 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,799 That's me. 271 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,124 The old Jeff lost his way when your mom killed your brother. 272 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,339 Then she divorced him, started seeing another man 273 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,091 and that broke him completely. 274 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:05,019 Your mom, she's a nurse. 275 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,339 She took the Nightingale Pledge. 276 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,015 Do you know the Nightingale Pledge? 277 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,299 It goes like this... 278 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,749 I will abstain from what is deleterious. 279 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,689 Do you know what deleterious means? 280 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,709 It means... harmful. 281 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:24,709 And unfortunately, your mother is very harmful. 282 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:26,156 She was driving the car. 283 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,999 She should've told Phil to put his seat belt on. 284 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,199 She harmed him. 285 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,540 I don't want her to harm you too. 286 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,001 My mom didn't kill my brother. 287 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,540 I'm sorry, but she did. 288 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,919 No. 289 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,716 He's still alive. 290 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,439 What? 291 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,999 I looked into his eyes. They were his eyes. 292 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:54,219 I stared into them and they stared back. 293 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:57,799 His lungs wrote me an email and I emailed them back. 294 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,129 I talked to his heart on the phone 295 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,299 after it ran 20 miles. 296 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,399 His heart is training to run a marathon. 297 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,656 Phil is training to run a marathon. 298 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:10,419 [LIGHT MUSIC] 299 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:14,580 ♪ ♪ 300 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,960 Put this in the trunk. 301 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,921 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 302 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,966 I'm not gonna hurt you, pickle pal. 303 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:32,182 ♪ ♪ 304 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,480 ♪ When it's time to make a choice, make a choice ♪ 305 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,840 ♪ You only need to listen to the voice that's true ♪ 306 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,539 Come on, Will. We gotta go. 307 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,150 I'm your dad now. 308 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,369 [GRUNTING] 309 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,810 [SHOUTS] 310 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,053 [BOTH GRUNTING] 311 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,549 [WILL] Dad? 312 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:19,519 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 313 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,233 [PANTING] 314 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,839 Mr. Pickles. 315 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,080 [WHISPERING] He just beat the shit out of that guy. 316 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:39,780 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 317 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,869 [OFFICER BRANNAGAN] Will? 318 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,720 Can you tell me what he said to you? 319 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:48,310 It's okay. 320 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,829 He said that he's the new Jeff Pickles. 321 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:55,779 Well, we all know that there's only one Jeff Pickles 322 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,459 and he doesn't wear a mask. 323 00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:01,419 - What else did he say? - Um, that my mom... 324 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,799 that she ruined everything 325 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,460 because she killed my brother. 326 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:12,959 That if she'd told Phil to put on his seat belt, 327 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,618 that none of this would've happened. 328 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,949 You okay? 329 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,359 Just answer the officer's questions. 330 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,579 Did you say anything back to him? 331 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:28,879 I told him that in a lot of ways, Phil's still alive. 332 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,382 What did you mean by that? 333 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,303 You know, in our memories. 334 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,516 Do I have to go back to school? 335 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,140 No, we can go home. 336 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:44,147 A-actually, can I go with Dad? 337 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,049 [TENSE MUSIC] 338 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:55,400 ♪ ♪ 339 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,119 You are my family 340 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,199 and I'm here to protect you. 341 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,770 ♪ ♪ 342 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:24,519 [SIGHS] 343 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,049 I did it. 344 00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,799 They're back. 345 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,540 I got 'em all back. [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 346 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:38,140 Astronotter, she's going to space. 347 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,419 And we're gonna broadcast it. 348 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,509 And... 349 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:47,139 and... [SNIFFLES] 350 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:49,712 ... and I got it all back. 351 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,039 Because... 352 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,139 you taught me what to sacrifice. 353 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,770 [SNIFFLES, SIGHS] 354 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:11,939 I'm... proud... 355 00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:16,279 of... you. 356 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,180 [INHALES] 357 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,859 Are you afraid people are going to not like you anymore 358 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,838 after seeing what you did to that guy? 359 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,549 Even Jesus had enemies. 360 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,940 Jesus never beat the shit out of anyone. 361 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,560 He didn't have a son. 362 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,852 I'm sorry about your dad. 363 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,709 Promise you'll be there for me when I'm old? 364 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,709 I know you will, I just... 365 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,901 need to hear you say it today. 366 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,737 I promise. 367 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,709 Thanks. 368 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:01,259 We should go see Grandpa. 369 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:06,799 He stopped... talking, so... 370 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,979 maybe you could do one of your magic tricks. 371 00:20:08,980 --> 00:20:10,376 Make him say something. 372 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,669 Hey, Dad, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, 373 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,803 but I really like your new haircut. 374 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,879 [SOFT MUSIC] 375 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:29,019 ♪ ♪ 376 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,819 [DEIRDRE] The stroke triggered something 377 00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,919 called vascular dementia. 378 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,270 His doctors want us to decide on his long-term care. 379 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,299 They talk about him like he's a bag of broccoli. 380 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,919 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 381 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,960 But he can... he can walk, he can eat. 382 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:47,996 What are our options? 383 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,916 What happened to your hand? 384 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,085 What are our options? 385 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,999 [MECHANICAL VOICE] There is so much the Koreans 386 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,339 are trying to prove this year. 387 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,359 Just look at the grace and beauty 388 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,339 and flow to those jumps. 389 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:05,479 And it's not just the technical difficulty, it is the artistry. 390 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,959 In other news, Mr. Pickles almost Mr. Killed A Guy today 391 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,143 in the parking lot of a Columbus high school. 392 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,019 Sources describe the perpetrator 393 00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,099 as a large-headed version of the popular TV host. 394 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,400 He's really gone, isn't he? 395 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,919 - Yeah. - Well, there's in-home care, 396 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,239 which means we'd basically have to hire 397 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,299 a nurse around the clock. 398 00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,620 And even then, he's never gonna take the pills. 399 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,439 How is he? 400 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,999 [SIGHS] 401 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,759 Have you ever... 402 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,340 have you ever wanted to turn back time? 403 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,379 [LIGHT MUSIC] 404 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,183 I was just thinking that same thing. 405 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,339 [DEIRDRE] Thank you. 406 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,397 Great. Okay. Bye-bye now. 407 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,940 That was Toyco. 408 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,734 Are they mad? 409 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,669 No, it's odd. 410 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:04,399 They're making more dolls. 411 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,169 They sold out online. 412 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,019 I guess breaking that guy's face 413 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,030 actually made children want more of you. 414 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,915 [SCOFFS] 415 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,669 [PHONE VIBRATING] 416 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:21,199 ♪ ♪ 417 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,260 _ 418 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:28,097 _ 419 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,260 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. 420 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,059 Wasn't this guy the worst? 421 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:45,030 Yes, but he's about to send Neil Armstrong to the moon. 422 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:53,039 Hey, pal, two parts gin, one part lime juice. 423 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,740 What's the holdup? 424 00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,539 I don't know how I feel about leaving him here. 425 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:03,620 He's so... alone. 426 00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:07,629 He's not alone. 427 00:23:07,630 --> 00:23:10,440 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND] 428 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,719 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 429 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:21,019 ♪ Be mine ♪ 430 00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:27,200 ♪ For the rest of my life ♪ 431 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:31,451 ♪ I can't hide the way I feel... ♪ 432 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,259 Hello. 433 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:36,140 What's your name? 434 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:42,739 ♪ Be mine ♪ 435 00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:46,170 - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ - [SIGHS] 436 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,480 [GROANS] 437 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,419 Where are you going? 438 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:56,710 Just give me the drink before you pour it down my throat. 439 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,980 [SIGHS] 440 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:04,209 I'd like to buy you another one and... 441 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,819 find out everything there is to like about you. 442 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,299 I'd like to buy you a taxi ride in the other direction. 443 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:12,129 Well, aren't you seven shovels short of a grave. 444 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,940 Well, aren't you arrogant and charmless. 445 00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:15,760 Why don't we just get to the end of this 446 00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,940 and you can pour gasoline on my lap. 447 00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,519 I bet you'd look good on fire. 448 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,279 I bet you'd look the same. 449 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,049 Have we met before? 450 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:25,549 I don't think so. 451 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,173 I'm Louise. 452 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,386 Hello, Louise. I'm Seb. 453 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:36,679 Home, Seb, since you asked. I'm going home. 454 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,219 [SOFT MUSIC] 455 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:43,356 ♪ ♪ 456 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,089 How do they know each other? 457 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:48,360 That's our mom, Will. 458 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,400 Oh. 459 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,480 What time does the bus come? 460 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,370 Any minute now. 461 00:24:57,371 --> 00:25:00,259 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 462 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:07,780 ♪ ♪ 463 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,730 [SOFT CLICKING] 464 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:32,900 Do you think it was my fault? 465 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,786 Was what your fault? 466 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,669 I was driving the car. 467 00:25:40,670 --> 00:25:42,457 I'm the mom. 468 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,003 Be honest with me right now. Was the accident my fault? 469 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:57,169 Nobody thinks that. 470 00:25:57,170 --> 00:26:00,959 Now, please don't let the words 471 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,659 of crazy, large-headed people 472 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:06,319 get inside your normal-sized head. 473 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,189 I'm asking you. 474 00:26:08,190 --> 00:26:10,139 Am I responsible? 475 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,139 Am I the parent? 476 00:26:12,140 --> 00:26:14,979 You are the parent. 477 00:26:14,980 --> 00:26:16,800 You're not responsible. 478 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:21,419 Wanna go find some sunshine? 479 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:24,099 [BREATHES SHAKILY] In a minute. 480 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,340 Okay. 481 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,440 - Thank you. - Yep. 482 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,930 I know that was hard today, with Grandpa. 483 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,610 I think he'll be okay. 484 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,879 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 485 00:26:54,880 --> 00:27:00,369 ♪ ♪ 486 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:08,544 You okay? 487 00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:13,170 Are you... sad I don't look like Phil anymore? 488 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:17,219 No. 489 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,010 I always saw you. 490 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,760 I, uh... 491 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,799 I want to show you something 492 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,939 that I found in Mom's closet. 493 00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:36,029 What is this? 494 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,999 [SOFT MUSIC] 495 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,810 ♪ ♪ 496 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:25,449 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33053