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Ah, oo.

I'm into it.

It's creepin' me out but I like
it.

Did it just move?

I mean, it does
look pretty life-like, huh.

We should go
take a picture with it.

Yes, let's do it!

Okay, zombie.

Hey!

- Ah.
- Hey, hey, hey.

- Don't touch.
- That's really cute.

Whatever, he's super cute.

Look, it's made
by the best sculptor

in the city, don't touch.

We're not touching, and excuse
us.

You don't have to talk to us
like that.

I can't talk to you however I
want.

I'm the manager.

You are not the manager.

Wait, your name is Was?

My name is Sam.

Your
name tag's upside down.

Look at that gun.

Look, if you're not gonna it,

you don't wanna buy it, don't
touch.

It's very expensive, full-scale
figure

of Borge from "Jurassic
Thunder."

So, do you want to buy it?

Ellen, no.

Oh, no, I don't want to buy
it.

It's stupid.

Oh, my God.

We're just
here to use the bathroom.

No!

No, just like that, just,
"No!"

Restrooms are for customers.

Oh, yep, I am so done with
you.

Let's go find a real manager.

- Let's go, Sarah.
- Yeah.

I am the manager!

And I'm Princess Leia.

Yeah.

Hello!

Hello!

Someone could be robbing this
place

and no one would even know.

- You mean like that guy?
- Hello, hello!

God, I feel like I'm
in the "Twilight Zone."

Can I please go to the ladies
room?

Hello!

Oh yeah, sorry, it's right
back there.

I told them it's for customers
only!

Oh, whatever, Was.

Yeah, what's that
about, anyway?

Sam was manager for one day.

Here you
go,

buy yourself a personality.

Hey, what is that?

That?

Oh that, that needs to
be seen to be understood.

Oh man, nice cover!

Yeah.

Due to their delicate nature,

comic books need to be
kept in pristine condition.

So one day someone might buy it

and it hasn't lost any of its
value.

Ah, no, in your dreams.

I'm not, this is "Jurassic
Thunder."

It's like the Holy Grail
of all comic books.

It's got weaponized dinos,
warlords,

zombies, commandos, nukes,
it's got like everything.

Isn't that a book?

No, no, that's "Jurassic
Dead."

You're thinking of something
completely different.

Oh.

No, but that's a
movie, right?

I've never heard of it.

Will you wipe that drool off
your face.

I'm not your anime girlfriend.

Has that ever worked for you?

It did once.

Let's do this.

No, you can't do that.

That's Jim Man Tim, bro.

Oh yeah?

Page one, it's in the desert,

I bet this is where the dinos
are kept.

Colonel Sanders, sir.

What is it?

The general would like
to see you in the war room.

Airman, does it look
like I have time to speak?

Details, man, details.

The Russians, sir.

They'll be here in approximately
one hour.

Great, just what I
need.

Bears growling at my doorstep.

Access denied.

Goddam.

Access denied.

Here, allow me, Colonel.

Access granted.

You make a note to
get

that fuckin' thing fixed,
understand me?

Absolutely, copy
that, sir.

General.

Ah, I thought you may
miss the unfolding action.

We're now at DEFCON 3, Colonel.

I can't believe it's
spread this far, this fast.

Mm, and it's still growing.

Any contact from their leader?

No, it's possible to
think he might be dead.

Nah, he's in hiding.

If he's smart.

A rampant virus of this
magnitude?

Makes that hard to believe.

Well, then we strike
by air.

Are you willing to take that
chance?

Even knowing the surrounding
countries may retaliate?

This is a war of complexities.

No scenario, none, offers a
good solution at this time.

You think for one second

those surrounding
countries wouldn't thank us

for getting rid of those
cannibals?

Fry it.

And if this infected country
is capable

of using their nukes in
retaliation?

You want to take credit for
starting World War III, Colonel?

It's better than letting
the Russians dictate

what we use as weapons, General.

There's no decision as of yet.

Let's see it tomorrow.

We'll make a calculated
decision at that time.

You can't be seriously
considering their option, General.

They walked in here

as if they'd already
sealed the deal with us.

I will have to address the
president in less than an hour.

I suggest you stay focused

and open to accepting some
options.

General?

You want to continue
this discussion, Colonel?

Let's move this to private
quarters.

Attention on the
base,

attention on the base.

The Russians are coming.

Looks like we have
guests.

I repeat,
the Russians are coming,

command post out.

We don't remove
hats on foreign soil.

Given the situation, I
don't really care about hats.

My operations officer.

Colonel Sanders.

Sanders, like the
chicken.

It's good chicken.

Seriously?

I think we've broken the ice
here.

Let's talk about your weapons.

Get
down on the ground now!

Face down, hands
where we can see them!

Whoa, easy there, tiger.

You call it in!

You call it
in!

No, you call it in!

No, you,
I called it in last time!

Rock, paper scissors.

Rock, paper,
scissors.

- Ready.
- Time.

Dammit!

You call it
in.

Don't look at me.

HQ, this is
Scrat, have copy, over.

Scrat, command post
has you loud and clear.

Roger, one
infiltrator, south perimeter,

wearing camouflage,
has a pair of bullnose,

a camera and some squazzlers or
something.

Secure and detain
suspect.

Roger, Scrat out.

Make this copy on.

What are we
doin'?

Zip tie him.

- Hands behind your back.
- Oh, what?

Hands behind your
back!

Speak when only spoken too.

You guys are real friendly
around here.

Police are safe work.

Think this is a joke?

I'm startin'
to think

we might be your first date,
buddy.

Oh, you got the ovens on,
whoa, whoa!

Can't we all just play nice?

Oh yeah, you like that?

From a squaw.

Helps to keep...

What's
your name, Goldilocks?

Billy Wayne.

What's your job
description?

Well, I'm a journalist.

Yeah, oh, that's what the
camera's for, binoculars.

- Hm.
- Let's go.

Whoa, oh my God.

The problem in this tiny area

in South Africa is a bigger
issue than one would think.

That a strategic hit

with nukes would resolve
the problem immediately.

And I second that notion,
General.

But, but we can't.

We have a solution,
General.

I know, I'm just tryin' to
justify it.

We have three
weapon sites active.

They've been that
way for three days now.

South African government
dismantled their missiles

shortly after signing Nuclear
Non-Proliferation Act in 1991.

That's correct, too.

But now they're intact
and ready to launch.

Good at your history, um?

Colonel General Weapons
Specialist, Lieutenant Warnick.

We can't use nuclear force.

Conventional strikes are out as
well,

due to the frailty of the
world's imminent war threat.

Any visible action could
send us into World War III.

Any communication from there
either?

No, no, I have a meeting
with the president shortly

to discuss that situation.

Colonel?

All right, We've attempted
communications continuously.

But I've got reason to
believe that he's dead.

And there's a rebel force that
has taken complete control

of the military's
infrastructure.

But all that being said,

the country has another problem,
sir.

There's a virus infecting all
the humans in this region.

It's turning them into something

that's well beyond imagination.

Zombies.

Zombie.

We have a weapon that
will work well for you.

The biologics are sturdy
and very effective.

Like a surgical intervention
in any war situation.

Exactly what are we dealing
with here?

I can assure you, General,

these weapons were designed
exactly for this situation.

An ant problem in the
garden is quickly dealt with

by introducing frogs to
eat away the problem.

Wait, wait, well, you're
telling me

that you brought giant frogs
to help combat terrorism?

They're quite enormous.

Is a symbology, Colonel.

Are you saying that we have a
biologic

that can eat our way out of this
problem?

I believe we do, General.

This, I
gotta see.

You know you have inflamed
a greater uprising, Alfred.

You could start a global war.

No, we could change world.

Listen to yourself, Alfred.

You act as a dictator.

No, General Shultz,
I am in authority now.

And what of all the
others that supported you?

You will let them die as well?

You can't fix everything,
Alfred.

This virus is real.

The only reason I spare your
life

because you were my friend in
school.

And you enlisted yourself
under the Western hypocrisy.

The next time you warn me again,

I will feed you to them myself.

Let's go to the bush, get you
a woman.

You need to relax.

You can lower your weapons,

they won't be very effective.

We've equipped the biologic
with 50-caliber long range gun.

Operator controlled for
guaranteed target execution.

Manipulation over its movement
is achieved

through energy manipulation.

Like steering a horse with the
reins.

Unbelievable.

Yeah, but how good is its aim?

Acceptable.

I just wish you would have
picked a cheaper target.

We have six ready, weaponized,
ready for its deployment.

Sir, we have
the president if you'd.

Room, attention!

As you were.

Sir, you can't smoke in here.

Can you adjust the color
on that thing, please.

It's already adjusted, sir.

Am I on it?

That's the actual color, sir.

Okay.

Hello, hello?

Hello, Mr. President.

Any updates, General?

We're now DEFCON 1, Mr.
President.

We may have a current military
option

for a strategic attack
on the rogue country.

Very good, General.

I assume you've already
met with the Russians?

Uri, Boris, hello.

Natasha.

Do you know them, Mr.
President?

Who?

The Russians.

Where?

I don't know what you're
talking about.

Right here, sir.

What's your point, Colonel?

Sir, these Russians, around
the table.

The ones you just said hello to.

Do you know then?

Anyways, I want you to treat
them as well as our guests.

I appreciate all your hard work

and we're going to get
through this together.

There's a little blip.

I'm thinking we need to go

with the Russian's plan on this.

I've seen their weapons, yeah,
they're very, very effective.

You've got to be
kidding me.

Come again?

You said something.

Sir.

I couldn't hear you,
your lips were moving.

I just said, "We'll be
killing," sir.

Terrific, good luck, man.

Keep me posted.

You've heard the president.

Let's prep, load, send 'em out.

All right.

Sir, we have a
situation in the waiting room.

Now?

Yes.

Sit.

There's been a
perimeter breach.

The guards have detained the
individual...

Gum.

There has
been a perimeter breach.

The guards have detained the
individual

and they're waiting for
you to question him.

Fine.

I'm Colonel Sanders

and I'm in charge of
this military facility.

You picked a great time breaking

into a secure facility,
stranger.

Why are you here?

Look, I'm just a journalist

here observing a preservation
movement.

Are you sure about that?

What have you seen here today?

Nothin', not yet...

Then cut the bullshit!

You're here takin' pictures

for somebody for intel for
somethin'.

And I'm gonna find out what.

You better pray to God
that when this war's over,

we're all dead.

'Cause if you're alive,

you're ass is gonna be in a
world of hurt.

Keep an eye on him.

You're wanted on the platform,
Colonel.

All right, make sure our
guest understands the terms

of his confinement.

That everything he's done
here is considered terrorism.

So there's not gonna be any
steak dinner for you tonight.

I'm gonna talk with the
president

and straighten some shit out.

Talon five, six, you
are clear for take off.

Winds 350 at 12.

Talon five, six, copy,
cleared for takeoff.

They're in the air, sir.

Good.

Now we wait.

Excuse me, excuse me, what
is that thing doing in here?

This was the test unit.

Unit number seven.

We felt it was not ready
for its deployment.

We need number seven.

Excuse me, you can't just put
things

wherever you want to on this
base.

Not without prior written
approval.

This is very expensive weapon,
Colonel.

I'm sure your higher
command would be very upset

if it was neglected, no?

You better watch that thing
close

and I mean close.

The last thing we need is a
big lizard running around here,

thinking it's in charge
when I'm in charge, got it?

- Da.
- Da, da, da.

Colonel, I'm going to send
a document to upper command

of this conversation.

And it's going to state that
the dinosaur has in fact

no authoritative power
in this facility, okay.

Oh, boy.

Talon five, six
flight,

five miles from the drop zone.

Payloads are over their
respective drop points, General.

All systems green.

Just
waiting for your order, sir.

Deploy.

Drop zone in two
minutes.

Okay, boys, drop your
drawers and dump your loads.

Now we wait.

10
seconds to first impact.

You've used these
biologics before, right?

No, first time.

10 seconds to first impact.

Impact in four, three, two, one.

Second impact, three, two, one.

Commander Warnick, I'm
curious as to your thoughts?

Third
payload impact in 15 seconds.

Fourth payload, 10 seconds.

Impact in four, three, two, one.

All right, we have two units
left.

I'm gonna contact our
early command centers

on a possible fail.

Two more units, only
one has a signal, sir.

Location's further north.

They may have taken high winds,
sir.

10 seconds on five.

Four, three, two, one.

Touchdown.

We have one unit unaccounted
for, sir.

No signal.

Keep your eyes open,

I'll call in a Hawk, see
if they can spot something.

Yes, sir.

Where, oh where could they be?

Sir?

A toast to my friend.

To a new third world power,
I have my rockets engaged,

I have the Americans and
the world fearing us.

Alfred, how can those
rockets not run low on fuel?

Do they even work?

We are at the brink of World War
III.

You're right.

Let's hope this brilliant
idea of yours is a success.

Wait, don't shoot, don't!

What is it?

Sh, something's coming out of
it.

Five confirmed drops, sir.

We're still missing number six.

Sir, look at the containers.

Look at the deployed containers,
look at them popping up.

One and two, three confirmed,
sir.

Have you ever thought that
dropping these containers,

General, might cause
them to use their nukes?

Hey, what are they saying?

They believe
the missiles are obsolete.

They are older Russian
units, not operational.

That does not look
non-operational.

It's a bluff.

It's possible.

You willing to risk your
life on that commander?

Yes.

Well, God help us all.

Lieutenant, deploy the payloads.

Deploy 'em.

Deploy!

Chop, chop.

Overhead view.

Command, it looks like
biologic's been deployed.

Mr. President, the launch is
underway.

That, that's the head
cam from the hybrid.

Container number
six.

Mr. President, I will
call you right back.

Is that what I think
it is?

That is the command post.

It looks like the leader.

Thing have a gun on its head?

Yes.

Fire.

I've got six active, sir.

Looks like all weapons are
online.

President online, sir.

Onscreen.

Hello, General, I assume
our plan is moving forward.

Surprisingly well, Mr.
President.

I knew it would work.

I never lose on good deals.

All deals love me.

We're in good hands with
experts, General.

And let me tell you, in
my 16 years of president,

I've never had a raw deal.

I've raw dogged, but not a raw
deal.

That's good to hear, Mr.
President.

Update?

Well, our weapons have
actually infiltrated a fortress

and we're beginning to see a
lot of activity in the region.

By infiltrated, General, how
does that work with missiles?

I don't understand your
question, sir.

Missiles don't infiltrate.

Sir, maybe you don't
understand.

We're using biologics as
weapons.

Biologics, sir.

Now why the fuck didn't
anybody tell me that?

We did, sir.

Who are you?

I'm Colonel Sanders, sir.

How did a guy who sells fried
chicken

end up running the show?

You're fried with ranch!

Mr. President, I don't
think this is a good time...

I'll tell you what time it is.

And do you know why?

'Cause my time is excellent,
that's why.

Gotta go.

So, little 'vert.

How do you guys decide who takes
the top

and who takes the bottom?

Foreplay, maybe a little
paper, rock, scissors,

get it.

Just kidding, 'cause you're
so quiet, boring me out here.

You guys have families, right?

Wives, maybe boyfriends.

It's okay, hey, did you
know that sex in the...

The General is ready to see
you.

Bring him.

But, anal sex, it'll
make your whole week.

Watch him.

Get it?

Your whole week.

Enough!

Really?

Does it have to be John?

Well, he's a misogynistic jack,

oh, and we're live from Capital
Hill.

I stand here atop
this shanty looking down

upon the destruction below.

Government officials have urged
that any

and all citizens evacuate the
premises as soon as possible.

And the presence of
unruliness has escalated

and the country's replacement
government,

capable of nuclear warfare, well

they're nowhere to be heard of.

No word from the as of yet, on
any level.

John Jacobs, Nightwatch, Stella
back on.

Hey, what is that?

Yeah, right there.

Get that stuff off his head.

Hey, whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Well, apparently you
both know each other.

He's Billy, he's joke.

What's up, governor.

You put a bullet to Mike, like
you.

- You two know each other.
- Yeah, we know each other.

This son of a bitch lost a bet
to me

and now he thinks I cheated him.

Hey.

He stole a secret Russian
weapon in development.

You can't hide forever, Yankee.

What the hell is
this?

Cosmic air gel.

It's a protein serum that
allows dinosaurs to live.

They can't live without it.

It a fail safe to prevent
overpopulation.

It was in his backpack when he
was cuffed.

The property of the Russians.

Your dinos bio, it's gonna
fail.

You put that out in an
environment where it can spread?

It's gonna be like the
black plague with the rats.

That's why the protein
serum was developed.

You can't
create and thrive a species

and expect the virus not to
spread.

Sure it looks pretty on the
outside.

Who doesn't like a cute cuddly
dinosaur running around?

Eventually, it's just
gonna bit you in the ass.

And quite frankly,
probably, literally yours.

Dale, Paul!

Crazy.

It is coming.

Do you see it?

Sh, quiet.

It is coming, do not make a
sound.

Perhaps he will
leave.

Sir, we have a situation.

What is it?

It's the biologics, their
lifelines are disappearing.

What?

Each life unit has a GPS
system

that's equipped with a
monitor on their life status.

These are signifying
terminations.

They're dying?

Yes,
sir, but the good news is

there seems to be a
reduction on what appears

to be a virus signature, sir.

So they're dying.

That's impossible.

That's not what the
screens show, Officer.

It's not over, this here,
this is just the beginning.

What makes you so expert, ass
admirer?

That's cute, friend.

Listen, I was hired to observe

and monitor this from
the beginning by the CIS.

Anybody familiar with that?

The Command of International
Security.

Now listen, I've seen
what this weapon can do.

And our best option is to
destroy them all

before they destroy us.

You know nothing about
science.

That's cute,
sweetheart.

Listen, you've been fed
nothing but bullshit

from your upper command.

In fact, you're nothing
more than a cute salesman,

here to deliver the extinction
of the humankind via

what was it again?

Oh, yeah, Trumpodine.

I've heard of.

That I've heard of.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what the hell is Trumpodine.

Sir, president
on queue.

Gentlemen, ladies, as you know
by now,

the Russian's weapons seem
to be working and well.

As I thought, of course.

The missiles seem to have
reached their objectives.

They're biological
weapons, Mr. President.

Hey, I though I fired you.

You son of bitch threw
a fireball up his ass.

What, what's going on?

Wait a minute, who's that?

You son of a bitch, how dare
you.

You insult my country
and you want to fight me?

If I could I'd put your ass
in a, I'd rather kill you!

You can choke on this.

You're fired.

Oh, you want some of this?

This African sweet boy?

I gave your country money,
not you, you fuckin' moron.

Mr. President, I need your
attention!

I think we have a developing
problem, sir?

What, this better be good,
General.

It's not.

Whoa!

Whoa, yeah!

Come on.

How dare you speak to me that
way!

You live in that luxury
apartment,

or wherever the hell it is,

while I sit here and live in
ruins!

We're in a time of war.

And I'm working out of a
basement.

Do you see my complaining?

Why won't you move your camera
back

and let me see how
basementy your place is.

What?

Show me!

I ain't gonna show you shit.

Show me you son of bitch!

No, I'm not letting you into
my basement, General Shoke.

You son of bitch, from a
cracker of your mama's ass.

Show me!

Oh, you want some of this!

You son of a bitch, you take
that!

You insult my country and my
people!

Take this!

You runnin' a piece of
face!

You doggy
paddle, you can't undo that.

Oh, that's what that
word is used for, your face!

You haven't
seen this since the '80s.

Has anybody told you

that the skin color of your
face look like baby poo.

Bring it, pussy.

Come on.

Over here.

What you got, Abe?

Where's Borge?

50 yards away, not a soul was
breathing.

Huh?

Haiti, man, 1994, changed to
democracy.

They drived us into a
field of death.

Could smell the rot.

Thought it was over then.

You think this is over?

Tired of these boring ass
gigs.

I need action!

Careful what you wish for.

Come on, "Call of Duty"!

Come on, "Call of Duty"!

What is that, a Nerf gun?

What the hell
man, what was that?

Well, I told ya.

Yeah look, who's acting crazy
now?

Crazy?

I'm crazy?

I'm gonna walk away before I
really spin.

♪ And I gotta have my way now,
baby ♪

♪ All I know is that ♪

Looks like you guys
might have a dino problem

on your hands.

Well where else do you
think we should put it?

Why don't you bend
over and I'll show ya.

Hey, you have a lot of
nerve talking to me like that.

I wasn't talkin' to you.

Stop!

There's a protein in your
weapons that attracts the virus.

The virus gets bigger and it
spreads.

Those of us who have actually
gotten out

of elementary school

know that the black
plague was spread by rats.

What do you suppose is
spreading the virus today?

Your dinosaurs.

Twizzle?

So, you made
our situation worse.

Yeah, smooth move, ex-lax.

But yes.

We should
have used nukes, sir.

We can destroy this one

but what about the other ones
out there?

I don't want to tell you
how to do your job, General.

But yeah, nuke 'em, erase 'em
all!

Yes.

What did he say?

Oh, ah, he said that we are,

how do you say, we are going
to die, we're all gonna die.

Kaput, finito, total completo.

To overcome one must become
open minded.

And to do that, well, you
gotta think outside of the box.

In there, I feel something.

I think I got it.

Ew, dino shit.

Are you out of your friggin'
mind?

Come here.

Come here!

Abe, Borge, walk away.

Look man, dogs don't eat their
own shit.

So a dinosaur's not going to
either.

We become poop proof.

This ain't no freakin' game
show, man.

You lead by example.

You at least owe your team that
much.

You're fallin' off the edge,
man.

Off the edge?

Seems like it, yeah.

Man, I am nowhere near an
edge.

You're a nut that's crumblin',
man.

Fine, so, poop camo a bad
idea.

But I'll tell ya what's a better
idea,

disguise ourselves as
zombies, much, much better,

more efficient, it's more
sanitary,

we're not gonna get
ghona-sypha-herpelaids

from these dinosaurs.

So you think bein' a zombie is
gonna be

a better idea to save us?

Yep.

So you're willin 'to go full
zombie,

thinkin' that'll divert the real
zombies

from eatin' your brains out?

But when the real zombie does
come and eats your brains out,

then the whole zombie diversion
thing wasn't really worth it

in the first place, see
what I'm sayin', brother?

Works in the movies, but not in
real life.

Never go full zombie, man.

And I'm no where near an edge!

We have a problem,
sir.

Come again?

We regret to inform you that
the weapons

in use are great piles of crap,
sir.

They're not crap, you're crap.

Colonel, you picked one hell
of a time

to announce an opinion.

Go ahead.

These weapons are turning

into the very things they're
eating.

What?

Well they eat the disease,
they become the disease.

That's impossible.

They have a specific
gene that cannot mutate.

Yeah, unless that's
altered.

Easy there, gentlemen.

This is the T1 gene mutating
compound.

I found this on one of
your commandos out there

in the field.

He was using it.

For what, you already
have a sick science project.

Yeah, that's correct.

And when you create an
ambulatory biologic,

no matter what, nothing can
destroy it.

The carnivorous become more
carnivorous.

The ferocious, they become more
ferocious.

You think we're safe?

Yeah, think again.

This stuff lies dormant
in every single one of us.

It's just waiting for
something to jump start it.

Something just like this.

So you mean one of our
operatives has that out

in the field?

That's right.

Aren't these guys screened?

Seriously, for an operation like
this,

there should be more control
measures.

It's the
president, sir.

Put him on.

I understand we're having
some issues on the war front?

But let me assure you,
we have countermeasure

in place to ensure our success.

Right now, Mr. President,

we're seeing a foreshadowing
of human extinction.

Our biologics may be our
biggest problem as yet.

General, that's why we have
specialists

to ensure that doesn't happen.

Direct orders to pull out
from upper command, stop.

We haven't even completed the
mission yet.

Who the hell is sending these
messages?

Man, we ain't goin' anywhere.

What?

You think they're gonna
risk an aircraft for us

at this point?

What kind of cigarette you
smokin'?

Not a cigarette.

Well, it's a tiny ass cigar.

Nope.

You smokin' marijuana around
my team?

Calm down, it's a special
formulation.

That is so wrong.

Not wrong, Jesus smoked it
too.

No, he didn't.

You take that back!

Men, fire!

We are under attack!

Borge, cover, now!

Driver, exit the truck!

Exit the truck now, driver!

How do you say, exit the truck
in African?

Earn those Cubans?

What are you doing here?

Access denied.

Dammit.

Access denied.

Dammit, open this
damn door!

Sir, you need to gently
insert all of your fingers.

Access granted.

Now I want that thing
destroyed now!

I'm afraid it's not that easy,
Colonel.

What are you talking about?

You open the doors and
you blow the thing apart.

She's right, you've got
a serious problem up there.

We've got enough firepower
to do the job right.

Now I think there's more to
you than you're letting on.

You should speak now or live to
regret it.

Colonel, no!

You know who's in charge here!

What's your story, Billy?

You open that door, none
of us are gonna survive.

Abbot, Costello, open the box.

Open the damn box!

Bet you're proud of committing
treason against your country.

What are you pompous or
something?

You think I created this thing
for war.

I'm willing to bet

the Russians gave you a lot of
money,

made you feel different about
your little science project.

No, but maybe for a partner.

Dammit, I can't see!

Who do you think you are,
putting a gun to my head?

Don't you know I am the general?

Don't you guys have any
paved roads around here?

Get over on the left.

Get over on the left!

Damn it, I still can't see!

Grab a rope!

Take that you bad bastard.

So long, sucker.

As I was saying, nothing
personal.

You really piss me off, boy.

You stupid, Yankee,
you're gonna kill us all!

Do you know what you're doing?

Hey, you know they saying,

"What doesn't hurt you,
makes you stronger."

This does not apply here.

Dead means dead.

Stupid son of a bitch.

We have an active
breach in the hanger, sir.

Damn, get a squad to
cover that area right now.

Get them over there.

Where'd everybody go?

Hello, hello?

Hey, can't you stop that
thing?

No, the system was down.

It is running on its own,
offline.

Offline, does that look
offline to you?

How's it doing that?

Lizard here,
die, now I'm in charge.

Whoa.

Awesome, bro, that was cool.

Well, that's the last time you
eat gravy

now that you are gravy.

I mean, very sad, very sad.

Call in air support.

Two steps ahead of you, I
already did.

Sharp kid.

You'll make a good leader
someday.

There they are.

12:00 o'clock.

Target 10:00 o'clock
low.

Six, nine flight copy.

Oh crap, that sucks.

Altitude, altitude.

Pull up, pull up, pull up.

We shot our
entire crew in.

Looks German, maybe
Russian.

You sure?

Do you got a light?

Fun.

Who's that?

So you like to play with
lizards, right?

What's that, an IED, a nuke?

It's a missile you moron.

You must be one of the
dumbest commandos I ever knew.

Yeah, but not fully though,
right?

Is that still active?

Oh, no.

He's banging his head against
it.

Yeah, he does.

What happens when you hit a
bullet on the top of the head

for a long time?

Oh, no!

No!

Don't look at me that way.

I pay your salary.

You can't even do your
job right, you're fired.

What do you suppose is next?

"Planet of the Apes" maybe.

Thank you.

That'll be somethin'.

That

was

epic.

You know what, you were right.

That was good.

We'll take it.

- The comic?
- Mm-hmm.

And.

And?

Our new
boyfriend.

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