Original subtitles

-[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY] -[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

[DRUMMING STOPS]

-[DOOR KNOCKING] -MAN: Hey, kiddo.

-What? -MAN: I found something.

You gotta check this out.

"Jumanji."

Board game? Who plays board games?

[SCOFFS]

[CRACKLES]

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

[DRUMMING STOPS]

[CLATTER]

[CRACKLING]

-[CLICKING] -SPENCER: Parry. Parry.

Evade. Blam.

Uppercut.

Head slam. You're dead.

Strike. Strike. Counterstrike. Head slam.

-Kerpow. -[PHONE BUZZES]

GAME VOICE: Get ready. Fight.

I got it.

MAN: You lose.

-[PHONE BUZZES] -[SIGHS]

"...Benjamin Franklin and it was this sense.

of national exceptionalism..."

That fueled the spreading wildfire of westward expansion.

-Spencer? Honey? -[SPENCER SCREAMS]

Mom, what did we say about the knocking?

I'm late for work. Are you going to your father's after school?

-Yeah, probably. -Well, don't forget your EpiPen

and please, remember, the world is terrifying place.

Be careful of everything and I love you

more than life itself. Bye.

-See you Sunday night. -Okay.

-Later, Mama. -WOMAN: Eat something.

-before you go. -I can't.

I gotta go meet Spencer.

-Spencer Gilpin? -Yeah, Spencer Gilpin.

He's, uh-- he's been tutoring me.

He's helping get my grades up.

I love to hear that. Little Spencer Gilpin.

Yeah.

-Your grades gonna be okay? -Yeah, ma.

-That's why I'm getting help. -I'd just hate for you

-to get dropped from the team-- -I'm not gonna get dropped

from the team.

It's-- it's gonna be fine. Okay?

Mm.

[CLICKS]

Okay.

That's cute, right?

Yeah.

[DOG BARKING]

-Yo. -Hey, Fridge.

Why you wearing a raincoat?

-What do you mean? -I mean, it's not raining.

Oh. Well, it might.

I mean, you never know what's gonna happen.

-[SQUEAKS] -[SPENCER SCREAMS]

-Oy vey. -What the hell, man?

Do you mind? Can we speed this up?

Freak House makes me very uncomfortable.

Here you go.

-You proofread everything? -Yeah, I proofed it.

And I gave it, um, a beginning and...

an ending and...

and some of the middle.

Look, I would've done it myself, if I had the time or whatever,

-but... -Yeah, it's no big deal.

Hey, man, I was thinking, so...

I mean, it's been really fun, doing your papers

and your homework and stuff, but...

I don't know what you're doing this weekend but I was thinking

-maybe we could-- -This weekend. Yeah, ah...

[MUSIC PLAYING]

-Hey, Fridge! -Hey.

You need a ride?

-I'm going with her. -You know what?

That's actually better for me, scheduling wise, too, so...

see you later, Refrigerator.

Sorry. Sorry.

FRIDGE: What up, girl?

Whatever.

It's not like I was your best friend

for your entire childhood.

-That's fine. -MAN: What'd you say?

[GASPS]

Uh, nothing, sir.

Oh, that guy is super weird.

That poor man. So awful, what happened to those people.

I was talking about the kid.

What are you doing out here?

I was just talking to my friend.

You should be more careful where you loiter, you hear me?

Yes, Mr. Vreeke. I hear you.

This world swallows up kids like you.

-[INDISTINCT CHATTER] -[BELL RINGS]

BETHANY: It's been over two hours

since I've posted and he hasn't commented.

He hasn't even liked it. I don't--

-Yea-- you saw it. -LUCINDA: Yeah, gorge.

I seriously don't know what his problem is.

Thank you. And it's not like I post all the time,

just enough to stay relevant. But it's cute enough

-for Noah to-- -Hey, there's some rando

behind you.

-Hi. -Hi.

Bethany, did you just make a call during a quiz?

Yeah. But I finished my quiz already.

Oh, okay. Well, have you noticed that other people haven't?

-So? -Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up.

You're aware there are other people

in the world, right?

-[STUDENTS GIGGLING] -Look, um, you know,

I'm dealing with something right now,

and trust me, I'm no happier about it than you are.

I'm-- I'm having a crisis and Lucinda, I mean,

she's supporting me as a woman,

and it feels like maybe you should too.

-Just hang up the phone. -Okay, I'll wrap it up.

-Bethany, hang it up now. -Two minutes and we're done.

And that's detention.

TEACHER: All right, keep those arms pumping.

-Let's go! -[CLAPPING]

-TEACHER: Bethany, you're late. -Sorry.

I heard she broke up with that football guy.

This could be your opening, Fussfeld.

All right, we're gonna practice catching and throwing

so partner up and grab a football. Let's move!

GIRL: He's so cute.

Hey, Martha!

Martha! You can't play catch by yourself. Pair up.

Come on! Let's go!

No. No, I'm-- I'm good.

-Okay. -[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You have to participate just like everybody else.

Otherwise, why are you even here?

It's a requirement.

-Martha-- -I think it's pointless.

Gym class is not gonna get me into Princeton,

and I don't understand the obsession with throwing

a ball into a hoop and, "Oh, touchdown, five points!"

Okay. There's a lot wrong with that,

but you-- first of all--

It's physical activity, which is good for you.

With other people, also good for you.

And if you try it, you might even have some fun.

Fun. That-- that's what we're doing here? Fun?

This is school. We are supposed

to be learning things that actually matter.

-Okay, Martha-- -We don't have a lot of time

in this life and I personally,

don't wanna waste it on being, like, a gym teacher.

-That-- that came out wrong. -COACH WEB: Yeah, it sure did.

That's detention.

That was hard-core.

Badass.

Spencer Gilpin?

Have a seat, Spencer.

Miss Mathers?

"And it was this sense of national exceptionalism

that fueled the spreading wildfire of westward expansion."

Does that sound familiar, Mr. Gilpin?

-It does not. -It's the last sentence

of Anthony's paper on westward expansion.

And coincidentally, it's the last sentence

of your paper on westward expansion

from last year.

That's interesting.

MATHERS: Is it?

I think so. I mean, what are the odds of that?

Slim.

MATHERS: Yeah, you also used the same metaphor,

"The spreading wildfire", in your papers

on the Boston Tea Party, the Battle of Gettysburg

and the women's suffrage movement.

It's so hot in this room.

Anthony, I know how much you need to pass my class,

but this is not how you gonna do it.

-I will not tolerate cheating. -Cheating? No--

I didn't-- I didn't-- I didn't cheat.

It was my fault.

I made him do it.

PRINCIPAL: You made him...

Have you write his paper?

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

-[INDISTINCT CHATTER] -Look...

-I'm sorry, okay? -No, no, it's not okay.

What the hell, man? You got me kicked off the team.

Yeah, well, you could've gotten me expelled.

It's not like you're the only one

who's living dangerously here.

-Living dangerously? -SPENCER: Yes.

This is the most dangerous thing I've ever done in my life.

And now look at me.

-I'm paying the price. -[BELL RINGS]

Well, isn't this a fun group?

Welcome to detention.

-Yes, Spencer? -I just wanna say

that I'm sorry.

-Thank you. -Principal Bentley,

all I did was make one--

Bethany, please. You're all here for a reason.

You know what it is.

But this is what you should be thinking about,

who you are...

in this moment in time and who you want to be.

You get one life.

You decide how you're gonna spend it.

Fortunately...

there is no better place for self-reflection

than detention. Get up, everybody. Let's go.

[CLICKS]

We are turning this into a new computer center.

But before we do, it has to be cleaned out.

All of these old magazines are bound

for the recycling plant. But they have to be

properly prepped before they go.

It seems all the staples must be removed.

Whatever you don't finish today, you finish tomorrow.

-Well, tomorrow's Saturday. -Because I wouldn't play?

I don't think that's gonna work.

That's fair.

-Shut up. -So I suggest you get started.

Choose your weapons.

Hey, what the hell they need with a bowling ball?

[GROANS]

Seriously, no reception?

-Okay, can today get any worse? -Are you gonna help?

Or are you too pretty?

-I'm too pretty. -[SIGHS]

Hey. I was watching you with Coach Web today.

I mean I wasn't watching you, I wasn't--

not, like, in a weird way. I just--

I was in the room. I mean, we're in the same class.

Um, but I thought you were saying some really smart things

about why P.E. sucks and um...

about other subjects.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Yo. What's this?

-I don't know. -FRIDGE: What is it, like,

some type of old-school Nintendo or something?

I don't think so.

I don't recognize it.

[CLACKING]

[GONG CLANGS]

SPENCER: "A game for those who seek to find

a way to leave their world behind."

[MUSIC PLAYING]

"Jumanji."

Staples, people. Staples.

"Jumanji"? What-- what does that mean?

I have no idea. I've never heard of it.

[CHIMES]

Hm...

uh, which one do I pick?

I don't know. I don't think it matters that much.

"Jefferson Seaplane McDonough. Pilot and rascal."

[BEEPING]

-It's not working. -Okay, try another one.

SPENCER: "Franklin Moose Finbar."

Hm. He sounds like a badass.

And he's a zoology expert, which is awesome.

-[CHIMES] -FRIDGE: You pick.

Okay.

"Dr. Smolder Bravestone."

-[CHIMES] -Bethany, you in?

[SIGHS] Fine.

I'll be "Shelly Oberon...

the curvy genius."

-[CHIMES] -Hey, yo, Staples, come on.

It's your turn.

Uh, no. No, thanks.

Wait. Just for a few minutes?

-It'll be fun. -She's not big on fun.

Okay.

Fine.

[SIGHS] This may be the lamest thing I've ever done.

I highly doubt that.

[CHIMES]

-[JAGUAR ROARS] -[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]

MAN: Welcome to Jumanji!

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

[BIRD SQUAWKING]

-[MONKEY SHRIEKS] -What's going on?

-[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] -[CRACKLES]

I think it's shorting out.

[WHIMPERS]

MARTHA: Unplug it!

-[CRACKLES] -[SCREAMS]

SPENCER: Whoa!

What's going on? What's happening to your hands?

-What's wrong with you? -I don't know.

-[YELLS] -Spencer!

-Oh, my God! -MARTHA: Oh.

-[MUSIC PLAYING] -[WHIMPERS]

[SCREAMS]

What the hell, man? Oh, no.

Holy shit!

SPENCER: Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

Ah!

-[THUD] -[GRUNTS]

-[BIRDS SQUAWKING] -[PANTING]

SPENCER: Guys?

Guys? Why do I sound like this?

Where's my hair?

[GASPS]

-What the-- -[BIRD SCREECHES]

Oh, God!

-[SCREAMING] -MARTHA: Ow, ugh!

-[GASPS] -[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

FRIDGE: Huh?

Oh...

What kind of stupid-ass, son of a--

-Who are you? -Who are you?

-[MARTHA GASPING] -Who is she?

[PANTING] Who are you guys? Huh?

-Okay, what the hell-- -[SCREAMING]

-[SCREAMS] -BETHANY: God! Oh, my God!

-FRIDGE: Get off of me! -BETHANY: I am totally suing--

-What's wrong with my voice? -FRIDGE: Get off of me!

-Where am I? -FRIDGE: You're crushing me!

Get off!

Get--

[FRIDGE EXCLAIMS]

What the hell? What happened to...

the rest of me?

What is this? What is this on my back?

-What is this? -Oh, my God.

Fridge?

Yeah, I'm Fridge. Who are you?

-I'm Spencer. -FRIDGE: What?

The hell you are. What is going on? Huh?

I think...

-we're in the game. -Sorry,

-excuse me? -What are you talking about?

Somehow, I don't know how,

I think we-- we got, like, sucked into the game.

And we've become the avatars that we chose.

So it's me, Spencer, but yet I look and sound...

like Dr. Smolder...

Bravestone.

You're telling me that you're Spencer?

Yes, yes, yes. That's it.

Fridge, I'm Spencer. Which-- which means you're Moose Finbar.

It says it right there on your vest. And...

-Martha? -Yeah.

You're Ruby Roundhouse.

And Bethany,

you're Professor Shelly Oberon.

Only Shelly must be short for Sheldon.

What are you talking about?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's right.

And you...

-you're Spencer? You? -Yes. Guys, I'm telling you.

-I am Spencer. I'm-- -[BIRD SQUEAKS]

-[SHRIEKS] -Yep, that's Spencer.

-Whoa. Whoa! -So that means I...

I'm...

FRIDGE: Wait, Bethany. Bethany, don't!

[GASPS] No!

I'm an overweight, middle-aged man.

Uh, I have a tattoo.

My mom always said she'd kill me if I ever got a tattoo.

-FRIDGE: What is this? -I have one too.

Sometimes.

Wait a second.

Where's my phone?

-[MOSQUITO BUZZES] -Ah.

Why am I wearing this outfit in a jungle?

Tiny, little shorts and a leather halter top.

I mean, what is this?

I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone?

-Who cares? -We are in different

people's bodies!

It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern

-at this moment. -Oh, really? You don't think

this would be a good moment to make a phone call

or text somebody or change your status

to stuck in a freaking video game?

All I'm saying is, I don't have my Claritin, okay?

And I'm allergic to almost everything.

Oh, no.

You got allergies, Spencer? Huh?

I don't have the top two feet of my body!

You guys, this can't actually be happening.

Maybe we're all in a coma.

Together? We're all in a coma together?

It's the only explanation. That old game machine

must have electrocuted us and now we're all--

-[HIPPO BELLOWS] -[SCREAMS]

-MARTHA: Oh, my God, Bethany! -FRIDGE: Oh, my God, oh, my God!

-MARTHA: Stop it! -[WATER SPLASHES]

[GASPS]

Oh, my God! You better get in there and go save her.

The-- I'm not getting in there! You get in there.

I'm not going anywhere. I got a backpack on.

You don't get in water with a backpack.

-Everybody knows that. -[CHIMES]

-[RUMBLES] -[THUD]

-Ow! -FRIDGE: What the--

-MARTHA: Bethany! -FRIDGE: What just--

-Are you okay? -That was so intense.

I, like, can't even with this place.

-What just happened to you? -I got eaten by a rhino

and then, I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky.

Yeah, that's what it looked like.

That was a hippo. They're omnivorous.

They're fast as a horse over short distances,

and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons.

How do I know this?

-You're an expert in zoology. -What?

I'm still an old fat guy, right?

-I'm afraid so. -FRIDGE: Wait, wait.

Why is everybody okay with this? I mean, she fell out of the sky.

-[RUSTLING] -Um, guys?

-[HIPPO BELLOWS] -[SCREAMS]

Bethany, get up. Bethany, get up. Get up!

-[MARTHA SCREAMING] -[ROARS]

FRIDGE: Go, go, go! Go, go, go!

-[JEEP HONKS] -[ENGINE RUMBLES]

Ah! Dr. Bravestone! Welcome to Jumanji!

Don't just stand there. In you go!

-FRIDGE: Go, go, go. -Yeah.

Dr. Bravestone.

Famed archaeologist and international explorer.

Known across the seven continents

for your courageous exploits.

Is there a seat belt?

I can't tell you what an honor it is to finally meet you.

And I'm not embarrassed to say you're more dashing in person.

-Um, thanks. -Who are you?

Nigel Billingsly at your service,

Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men. Welcome to Jumanji.

I've been so anxious for your arrival.

As you know, Jumanji is in grave danger.

We're counting on the four of you to lift the curse.

-Curse? -What curse?

Excuse me, have you seen my phone anywhere?

Professor Sheldon Oberon.

Welcome to Jumanji.

Nigel Billingsly at your service.

I've been so anxious for your arrival.

-What's with this guy? -I think he's an NPC.

-A what? English, please. -A non-player character.

He's part of the game. So anything we ask him,

he only has his programmed series of responses.

-Got it. It's all clear now. -Franklin "Mouse" Finbar.

-Welcome to Jumanji. -It's Moose. It's not Mouse.

No, good sir. I'm quite sure it's Mouse.

-Mouse? -A nickname given

for your diminutive stature and adorable manner.

I knew you'd be here.

Dr. Bravestone doesn't go anywhere

without his trusty sidekick.

Sidekick?

Ever since Dr. Bravestone rescued you

from the clutches of a warlord

in the jungles of Peru, you've never left his side.

-Right. -Can we go back

-to the curse thing? -It's all documented

in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.

Perhaps you should read it aloud.

I don't have a let--

Whoa.

[CRINKLING]

Right, uh...

"Dr. Bravestone, I am writing to you

regarding the desperate situation in Jumanji."

"We need your help at once."

MARTHA: Whoa... Guys? BETHANY: What's happening?

FRIDGE: What the hell is going on?

SPENCER: I think it's a cut scene.

A lot of games have them.

It's like a little movie to tell you the back-story.

NIGEL: My name is Nigel Billingsly,

Jumanji field guide.

I was hired by your former partner,

now nemesis, Professor Russel Van Pelt

to lead a fateful expedition.

You see, Professor Van Pelt

had come in search of the fabled Jaguar Shrine,

resting place of the sacred jewel of Jumanji.

As you know better than anyone,

the jewel was his great obsession.

And after years of research, he believed

that he had discovered its whereabouts.

VAN PELT: Could it be?

Have I finally found it?

NIGEL: Van Pelt told me that he wanted to find the jewel

in order to document it in his writings.

-It's real! -NIGEL: What I did not know

was that he intended to take the jewel for himself.

[GRUNTING]

I found it!

I found it!

NIGEL: Legend tells that the Jaguar watches over Jumanji

and anyone who dares to blind him

will be consumed by a dark power.

Van Pelt assumed dominion

over all of Jumanji's creatures,

possessing them, controlling them.

And a terrible curse befell this once-placid land.

I begged him to put it back,

but once he had it in his grasp,

he could never let it go.

So I waited till they slept that night...

and I made my move.

[SNORES]

[SHRIEKS]

Bring me that jewel!

And slaughter anyone who tries to stop you.

Right, then. Here you go.

With the invaluable help of your associates,

you must use your complementary skills

to return the jewel to the Jaguar's eye

and lift the curse.

And I'm sure, you'll want to get started right away.

-Actually, I think-- -NIGEL: Good luck!

The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

-[DOORS WHOOSH] -[GASPS]

-What? Whoa! -Oh and remember,

The goal for you I'll recite in verse

return the jewel and lift the curse

If you wish to leave the game,

you must save Jumanji and call out its name

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands. And remember,

-the goal for you... -He's saying the same over.

NIGEL: ...I'll recite in verse

return the jewel and lift the curse

if you wish to leave the game

you must save Jumanji and call out its name.

It's okay. You can handle this. In real life, people love you.

You can hook up with anyone you want.

Is that what you tell yourself when you're scared?

Can you not judge me for, like, two seconds?

I split up with Noah, I turned into a guy

and I cannot find my phone! I am allowed to be upset.

Dr. Bravestone, here's a map of Jumanji.

You must go to the bazaar and find the missing piece.

-The bazaar. -MARTHA: Missing piece of what?

-Cheerio! -FRIDGE: You can't just give us

-a ride to the statue? -NIGEL: And remember,

if you wish to leave the game

you must save Jumanji and call out its name.

[CRUNCHING]

You want to, uh, put this in there?

-No. -Come on, you're the only one

with a backpack, Fridge.

Okay, so what? We-- we have a map,

so now we're supposed to go and find...

The bazaar, I guess?

So we return the jewel to the Jaguar statue,

and-- and then we go home. No problem.

Why can't we just leave, stop the game,

without doing all this stuff?

We have to finish the game.

I think...

I think we have to save Jumanji.

Damn, that is a man right there.

Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.

[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]

-Don't cry. -[MOSQUITO BUZZES]

There are so many diseases out here.

It's hot.

Okay, this is what I'm good at.

Playing video games. It's what I do.

It's literally the main thing that I do.

Play a game like this, there's gonna be levels.

In order to finish the game,

you gotta complete all the levels.

Levels are gonna get harder as we go along.

-We complete the levels-- -Spencer, do you even know

where we're going?

-Kinda. -Kind of?

Oh, that's good, then. We're in good hands.

Okay, the missing piece, I'm guessing.

Oh, my God. That must be what we're looking for,

the missing piece of the map.

But the problem is, there's nothing here.

What do you mean? It's a map, just like he said.

It's a map of Jumanji.

-Cartography. -What's that?

The study of maps. It was one of Professor Oberon's skills.

Yes. That's right.

Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?

SPENCER: The characters we chose,

we all have certain skills.

So there's gotta be a way to access our--

-[CHIMES] -[GASPS]

Oh!

-Wow. -What'd you just do?

"Strengths, fearless.

Climbing. Speed. Boomerang.

Smoldering intensity."

What the hell are you doing?

-What just happened? -Um, you just smoldered.

"Weakness...

-None"? -MARTHA: Uh,

how'd you do that? That, uh, that list?

uh, well, I just-- I-- I think I just pressed my-- my...

enormous left pec.

FRIDGE: It's like the boob area. Let me show you.

Get the hell away from me.

At least press it in front of us...

-...so we know exactly how-- -[CHIMES]

"Strengths, Karate, t'ai chi. aikido, dance fighting."

Dance fighting? Is that even a thing?

-"Weakness, venom." -[CHIMES]

Seriously?

"Paleontology." What does that even mean?

Um, study of fossils, I think.

-That's kind of cool. -Says the gorgeous karate badass

to the old fossil guy who doesn't have any endurance.

[CHIMES]

-I hate this game. -"Weakness,

-cake." -FRIDGE: Yes.

Cake is my weakness.

Along with speed and strength.

-Huh. -Strength is my weakness.

Hey, can I-- quick question.

How is strength my weakness?

Somebody explain that to me. And why would I need speed?

Why would I need to be fast when I'm being chased

by an enormous killer zebras

or some shit in this dumb-ass hat?

You're also a good weapons valet.

-What does that mean? -Well, I think it means

you carry my weapons in your backpack,

and you give them to me when and if I need them?

You guys! The map, it's...

-changing. -MARTHA: What do you mean?

-SPENCER: What's it say? -Okay, well, there's not

a lot of information. But a minute ago,

it didn't say this and now it does.

It says, "The Mighty Roar."

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

I don't like that.

-I'm-- I'm done. -What else?

Okay. And right here, it says, "From The Deep."

The hippo came from the deep. The one that--

Yes, the thing that did the thing. That's it. Moving on.

So if, From The Deep is the first level,

then-- then, The Mighty Roar must be the second level.

Which way?

Okay.

If that is that...

and that is here...

-Right here, I think. -[MISSILE WHOOSHING]

[MOTORBIKES REVVING]

What is this game?

Run!

Wait!

-[MISSILES WHISTLING] -[GRUNTS]

-[PANTING] -Come on, legs!

Why am I running so slow?

BETHANY: [SCREAMING]

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! Oh!

[GRUNTS]

FRIDGE: Ah! This sucks!

-[SCREAMING] -SPENCER: Split up!

[GRUNTS]

Oh, my God.

-[THUMP] -[THUD]

-[GROANS] -[MOTORBIKE REVVING]

[BETHANY SCREAMS]

Wow.

-MARTHA: Come on! -Those guys have huge guns.

Oh, really? Is that what those are, Spencer?

-Let me see your backpack. -For what?

SPENCER: Inside your backpack, you have my weapons.

Get down.

Got your weapons.

I can't feel no-- what's this?

Oh, yes. Boomerang, it's one of my strengths.

What are you gonna do with it?

I don't know. Kill them, I guess.

-You gonna kill them with that? -You got a better idea?

Oh, watch yourself.

-SPENCER: Watch this. -[GRUNTS]

-FRIDGE: Nice work. -MAN: There!

Want me to see if I got a hacky sack

for you to throw and do absolutely nothing with?

-Oh! -Wait, wait.-

FRIDGE: Oh, no.

[BOOMERANG WHOOSHING]

[GASPS]

It worked.

Here they come. We gotta go.

-I can't outrun those guys. -[GUNSHOTS FIRING]

We gotta go now!

-Get on my back. -What-- I would rather die.

-Jump on my back! -Nope. Nope. I'm gonna die.

Put me down! Spencer!

Put me down!

[FRIDGE SCREAMS]

[MARTHA GASPS] Whoa!

BETHANY: You have got to be kidding me.

-[FRIDGE SCREAMS] -Oh, no, no, no!

[GUNSHOTS FIRING]

-We have to jump! -Are you out of your mind?

I would literally rather do anything else now but that.

Jump!

-Martha! -MARTHA: Jump!

[WHIMPERS]

-FRIDGE: We gotta jump! -SPENCER: We don't even know

-how deep that water is. -FRIDGE: We gotta go!

-SPENCER: No, no! -Spencer, you're gonna jump!

-No! -Jump! Jump! Jump!

[SCREAMS]

BETHANY: Oh! I think I'm having a coronary.

I'm having difficulty breathing.

FRIDGE: That was the most humiliating moment

-of my life. -BETHANY: Oh!

FRIDGE: Don't you do that again.

I took in a lot of water.

[HEAVY BREATHING]

They got me.

Oh, no.

Martha?

Wait, what--

-what just happened to her? -Is she dead? Did she die?

-Wait a second. -[CHIMES]

-What the hell is hap-- -[THUD]

[FRIDGE SCREAMING]

-FRIDGE: Get off of my back! -Are you okay?

-I think so. -FRIDGE: Off of me!

-Goodness gracious, get off! -I'm getting off of you.

FRIDGE: Anybody care if I'm okay?

What am I, a human landing pad?

That's what I thought. We each have three lives, guys.

These little tattoos on our arms...

Jesus, would you look at the size of that thing?

-FRIDGE: Spencer! -What?

-You were saying? -It's-- it's our life count.

Bethany got eaten by a hippo, so now she only has two lines.

He's right.

Wait. What happens if we use up all our lives?

Well, usually that would mean...

-game over. -What do you mean, game over?

Are you saying that we can actually die in here?

I mean, I don't know

-for sure, but-- -You're not sure?

You're not sure, Mr. Video Game Genius?

Well, I've never been stuck in one, okay!

So I'm not certain, but, yes, I'm afraid...

we all could die.

That is my big concern right now.

We better find the missing piece, then.

Okay.

It looks like there's a village on the other side

of this mountain. Maybe, that's the bazaar.

-Let's do it. -FRIDGE: Wait.

I gotta take a leak first.

[EXHALES] I've been dreading this all day...

but so do I.

Can I come with you and you show me how it's done?

I may need your help.

Uh-- uh, yeah, sure-- sure. Yeah, I'm--

I'll help you out.

So how do we do this?

Uh. Easy. You just, uh--

You unzip, take it out, fire away.

Remember to aim.

It's very important.

[GASPS]

Oh, my God, you guys, there is like, literally a penis

attached to my body right now.

Martha, come look at my penis!

MARTHA: No, thanks.

Well, this the first you've seen it?

-Yes. I didn't wanna look. -I looked at mine

within first 20 seconds of getting here.

I'm happy to report that I was able

to bring one thing from the outside world.

What are you-- are you-- What are you doing?

-Are you looking? -Sorry.

FRIDGE: You don't look over here!

Yeah, you never look. It's a thing.

Okay, good boy.

We're gonna take this nice and slow,

and nobody's gonna get hurt.

-Now what? -Now blast off.

And aim. Don't forget to aim.

What is with you and aiming? What happened to you?

Can we not talk about this in mixed company?

Wow, wow, wow!

Oh, this is so much easier!

[LAUGHS] It's cool, right?

Yeah because you have, like, a handle.

The fact that I'm not Instagramming this

right now is insane.

-MAN 1: This looks all right. -MAN 2: Up ahead!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Bravestone.

Him and that whole lot.

They got away?

We lost them in the jungle.

VAN PELT: I should have known.

How do you mean, sir?

I will summon every creature and every soldier

to hunt them down.

Reclaim what is mine.

Find them.

[BIRD SHRIEKS]

SPENCER: Be careful of the ground, guys.

It's really uneven. I'd hate for anybody to twist an ankle.

-I did that once at camp-- -FRIDGE: Can you please

-stop talking? -SPENCER: Okay, sure

-FRIDGE: Please! -No problem.

-Can I borrow your jacket? -Yeah, sure.

-Thanks. -What are you doing?

I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.

I did that once. They sent me to the office.

-Of course. -Noah likes it

when I show some skin. It's, like, the key

to our relationship.

Ew.

Judgy much?

Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you.

You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me.

Oh, wait a minute. I don't hate you.

-You don't? -No.

Look, I just think you live in, like,

the hot popular girl bubble,

you know, where everybody either treats you

like a princess or like an object.

Maybe, it makes you a little...

self-absorbed or something?

That's fair.

But do you think maybe, the reason why you're so judgy

is because you're, like, afraid that people

aren't gonna like you, so you decide

not to like them first?

No.

Maybe. Maybe.

Okay, then.

I'm just saying, you're a babe. Own it.

Thanks.

I guess.

FRIDGE: So sick of this game.

Just stay out of my way, Spencer.

SPENCER: What are you so mad at me for?

FRIDGE: Why am I mad? Are you seriously

asking me that? You got me kicked off the team.

Then, you got me stuck in whatever-- whatever this is.

And you wonder why we not friends no more.

This is why we're not friends anymore?

Because you didn't wanna get stuck in Jumanji?

I don't think so.

We're not friends because I'm not cool enough

to hang out with you, so you pretended

not to even know me anymore, until you needed me

to do your homework,

because you couldn't do it yourself. No wonder

you don't know anything about westward expansion.

Okay, you see that? You know what?

I'm not stupid, Spencer.

I asked you to do me one simple favor.

I said, do my homework so

I don't get kicked off the team and you only messed that up.

Now, I can't do the one thing that I'm actually good at,

and it's all your fault.

I should kick the shit out you right now.

-I'd like to see you try. -What did you say?

Oh, okay.

-I see what's going on here. -Guys.

Oh, you think because you-- you, what, 6'4", 6'5",

270 pounds of pure muscle, I'm supposed

to be afraid of you? Is that what you think?

Maybe.

Let me tell you something.

You're still the same annoying kid

that I've been trying to shake since seventh grade.

Ain't nothing changed.

Don't let this new body get your butt whupped.

[GRUNTS]

Dumb-ass.

-[YELLS] -[SPENCER SCREAMS]

-BETHANY: No! -Spencer! Spencer!

-You killed him! -Fridge, you lunatic!

Chill out. He'll be back.

[CHIMES]

[THUD]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Don't call me a dumb-ass.

Don't push me.

-Or what, Spencer? -Or I'll push you back.

[FRIDGE GRUNTS]

-[GRUNTS] -[FRIDGE SCREAMS]

Oh.

[BREATHING HEAVILY] Did you just smack me?

You gonna smack me?

-Fridge, no. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Huh? You wanna smack--

-[FRIDGE SCREAMING] -MARTHA: Oh, no, no, no!

-[GRUNTS] -Enough!

We can't waste lives.

We need each other.

Like it or not...

we have to do this together.

[RUMBLES]

Could you say that one more time, please?

-We have to do this together? -But with the smolder.

Do you have control of that, or does that happen naturally?

It just happens naturally.

[RUMBLES]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

So what are we supposed to be doing?

Looking for the missing piece of the map.

So we just start asking for it?

No, I just think we look around, we scope the place out,

but most importantly, guys...

be discreet.

Rations! Get your rations!

Does anyone have any, like, money? I'm literally starving.

Rations! Get your rations!

Rations!

Guys, I think the game is trying to tell us

-to keep our health up. -[RUMBLES]

-We need to eat. -Okay, stop doing that.

Oh, my God, this is so good. I haven't had bread

-since I was, like, nine. -Are you serious?

How do you think I got these abs?

FRIDGE: Let me try some of that.

Mm.

-Wait, what-- what is this? -That's my famous pound cake.

Cake?

Bethany, you said this was bread.

I guess it's been so long, I forgot what it tastes like.

How do you forget what--

What's hap-- something happening to me?

-No. -Am I-- am I shaking?

-Huh-uh. -Am I breaking out?

No.

-Am I still black? -Yes.

Okay. Okay, right?

We're-- we're fine. Everything is fine.

Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay.

It probably just meant that I love cake.

That I couldn't resist it. Yeah.

Hey, it's all good--

-[SCREAMING] -[GASPING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

-[CHIMES] -[RUMBLES]

-[FRIDGE SCREAMING] -[PEOPLE GASPING]

FRIDGE: God! Oh! Ow!

What the hell? Ugh!

Like I said, important to be discreet.

-Hey, you also said eat. -Rations! Get your--

You better shut your ass up!

Dr. Bravestone. Thank goodness you're here.

Jumanji needs you.

Uh. Thanks.

-Good to be here. -Ask about the missing piece.

Oh, right. Hi. I'm Bethany.

I mean, Professor Shelly...

something. I'm a map doctor,

and I have this map that, like, has a missing piece.

Dr. Bravestone. Thank goodness you're here.

-Jumanji needs you. -Rude.

We need to find the missing piece.

[BIRD SHRIEKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

What you need is in the basket.

One false move you're in a casket.

Trust one another and never blink.

The missing piece is not what you think.

Oy vey.

Good luck, mighty hero.

-Jumanji needs you. -Jumanji needs him. We know.

You said it several times.

SPENCER: So thinking there's a, um...

-a snake in there or something? -Yep.

Sounds like a Bravestone thing to me.

Why would this be a Bravestone thing?

Because you're the mighty hero. You heard what he said.

"Jumanji needs you." Now, get.

[PANTING]

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

-I don't wanna do this! -Just go!

Black mamba!

-[SCREAMING] -FRIDGE: That's a black mamba.

A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult.

You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities,

followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth and ataxia,

which means loss of muscle control.

-How do I know that? -What do we do?

Did you see anything else in there?

I didn't see. I didn't have time.

-[WHISPERS] Oh, my God. -SPENCER: Okay.

"Trust one another and never blink." Never blink.

You guys, I think it's a staring contest.

-What? -What are you talking about?

-Think about it. "Never blink"? -Guys, I think she's right.

At camp, they used to tell us

if you see a rattlesnake, don't move. I think someone

has to make direct eye contact and not blink.

And then Spencer will reach in and grab

-whatever else is in there. -What? Why me again?

[WHISPERS] Because you're Bravestone.

Okay, fine. Who's good at staring and not blinking?

I'm amazing at it.

Then, this is your moment.

[RUSTLES]

Come on, Bethany.

Okay.

Just say when.

Now.

-[HISSES] -[SCREAM]

[SCREAMS]

-Oh! -[WHIMPERS]

What do we do?

-You gotta defang it. -I gotta what?

You gotta pull his mouth back

from the blind spot to disorient it.

But you gotta be very careful of the venom gland

and the exposed secondary venom duct.

Then, you gotta snap its teeth...

-[WINCES] -[HISSES]

-...out of its head. -Oh, oh!

I guess it wasn't a staring contest.

"Trust each other and never blink."

You trusted me.

You trusted me and I defanged the snake.

I did it. I did that.

-Yeah. Yeah, you did it. -Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

BETHANY: You guys?

This does not look like a piece of a map.

The missing piece is an elephant?

Oh, wait, there's something written on the wrapping paper.

"When you see me, begin the climb."

"Begin the climb"?

When you see an elephant?

I defanged a snake.

BETHANY: So keep your eyes peeled

for an elephant, I guess?

That's, like, the next level of the game?

[MOTORBIKE REVVING]

-Hey! -Run!

Oh, God.

-Watch out! -WOMAN: Hey!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

MARTHA: Jump!

-BETHANY: Jump. -FRIDGE: Go, go, go!

-Hey! -[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Uh-oh.

I have to warn you...

I think, I'm a very strong puncher.

Parry.

Parry. Parry. Evade. Block.

-Uppercut. -[MAN GRUNTS]

Oh. Oh.

Duck! Head smash!

-[GRUNTING] -Kerpow! [LAUGHS]

Duck! Block! Ka-blam!

Evade! Punch!

Wall toss!

That is insane!

Let's do this.

Do what?

Put-- put it in my backpack.

Dodge! Head slam!

-Throw through ceiling! -[MAN SCREAMS]

-[GRUNTING] -[SCREAM]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

Hello, doctor.

Been a long time.

I believe you have something that belongs to me.

We just wanna go home.

-[GUNS COCKING] -[GASPS]

MAN: Come on! Come with me! Hurry!

Get him!

MAN: Come on!

Down here. Come on. Quick!

-[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] -Shh!

Okay.

I need you to follow me and do exactly as I say.

Let's move.

Oh, my God, you guys, I am so stoked you are here.

-You have no idea. -You are?

So stoked. I mean, I saw you guys in the bazaar

and I thought to myself, "No way."

Then I was like, yeah, that's totally--

backs against the wall!

FRIDGE: Oh, my goodness!

Let's keep moving.

-Watch your step in here. -Um, who are you?

-And who do you think we are? -Right.

Sorry, okay, my bad.

Um. Let me back up a little bit here.

Wait, are you the pilot? Seaplane somebody?

-Yes. Yeah, that's me. -FRIDGE: Wait a minute, wait.

You're the other character that was taken.

So you're in the game too?

-MAN: Stay off the white bricks. -What?

-MAN: And freeze. -[SCREAMS]

So gnarly.

This game sucks.

Hup!

[CROCODILES THRASHING]

All right. Get this plank.

Follow me.

Careful. It's a horrible way to die.

-[CROCODILES ROARING] -[WHISPERS] Oh, God.

There you go. All right.

Come on.

I got it, I got it. I just defanged a snake.

Give me a little respect.

Okay.

[YELLS]

-Hi there. -Hi.

[CROCODILES GROWLING]

Come on.

Anyway, I'm Alex.

Spencer Gilpin.

Martha, Fridge and Bethany.

Bethany? You're a girl?

-Woman. -[CHUCKLES]

In real life, you'd probably wanna hit that.

They got away. Looks like they had help.

Seaplane.

He must've crawled out of his hole.

I'm sorry, boss.

It won't happen again.

I know it won't.

[GAGGING]

[GROANS]

SPENCER: What are you making?

Margaritas. It's actually one of my strengths.

That and piloting, although I did get shot down

by a couple orangutans in fighter jets,

so maybe not that great at it.

-Anyway, cheers. -Ah.

-Oh. Thanks. -Sure.

I've never had alcohol before.

-SPENCER: Me either. -MARTHA: You know what?

-What the hell? -Lehayim.

Woo!

[SPENCER COUGHING]

-And I'm done with that. -It's good.

Can I get one more of those?

-BETHANY: Alex? -Yeah.

What's up with all these candles?

ALEX: Uh, Citronella. One of my weaknesses

is mosquitoes which...

is kind of a bummer when you live alone

in an open hut in the jungle.

[CHUCKLES] He's single.

Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish?

He's the guy who built this place.

Wait, you mean, other people

-have been stuck here too? -Yeah. I mean,

this is Alan Parrish's house. I'm just living in it.

BETHANY: So Alex, tell me...

how long have you been in the game?

Oh, it's tough to say. Time is kind of funny here.

But a few months, at least.

-A few months? -What?

Yeah, I just can't seem to make it

past the transportation shed.

Transportation shed? What's that?

It's the next level.

First time, my hot-air balloon wouldn't even take off.

And then, there was the whole plane thing I mentioned.

And once I got down to my last life,

I realized I was screwed.

And that I was never gonna get out of here by myself.

Half the stuff that came at me, I had zero way to deal with.

You know, you can't kill a black mamba with a margarita.

You sure can't. You need a zoologist for that.

Alex, we can help each other.

All right, you've been here a long time, you know the game,

and-- and between us, we have a lot of strengths.

Yeah. We're actually pretty good together.

I don't know, bro.

Okay, I mess up one more time, I'm toast.

Totally freaks me out,

even thinking about going back to the transportation shed.

-I don't wanna die in Jumanji. -We just gotta stick together.

If we do that, we can win. I know we can.

Oh, my God. You're our missing piece.

You were the thing we needed to find.

So-- so the clue was to, what,

go to the bazaar to find the missing piece?

It wasn't the elephant.

-It was me. -Yeah.

Dudes...

-let's do this. -ALL: Yeah.

-SPENCER: Let's do this. -MARTHA: Yeah, let's do this.

Hey, Spencer, you gonna drink that margarita?

I think-- you're done.

FRIDGE: This is one good margarita.

ALEX: There it is. The transportation shed.

There's all sorts of vehicles inside.

We gotta get one, get across the canyon,

and get to the Jaguar statue.

Okay, I see the transportation shed,

I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue

which is weird 'cause it's like the most important thing

-in Jumanji and it's huge. -That's what she said.

-SPENCER: You drunk, Fridge? -[FRIDGE SNORTS]

What are you talking about? No, I ain't drunk.

-He is drunk. -I had three little margaritas.

Well, you're about half your usual size.

Whatever, whatever.

Okay, Alex, what do we do here? How do we get past these guards?

Last time, I waited till they left.

How long did that take?

-Three weeks? -Oh, we gonna die.

Okay. Plan B.

Maybe there's another door somewhere.

But we gotta distract those guys first.

BETHANY: I've got it.

Distracting guys is, like, the main thing I do.

He plays video games, I distract guys.

Bethany, I hate to break it to you right now,

but you don't exactly have the, um...

the tool kit.

Not me.

-What? -You have to go down there

-and flirt with those guys... -MARTHA: No.

...and hold their attention while we sneak in.

No! I can't just go over there and flirt

with some weird soldiers I don't even know.

I know girl but right now, we don't have a better idea.

You don't understand. I actually can't do it.

I can't talk to guys. I'm terrible at it.

I can give you some pointers.

No, I'm sorry, we-- we have to come up with another plan.

I'm not-- no. Not doing that.

Martha, you just have to distract them

long enough for us to get into the shed.

I really don't think I can, Spencer, I'm not--

like, I'm not actually some badass girl.

What are you talking about? You're a total badass.

You could do anything.

[BOTH LAUGH]

FRIDGE: [WHISPERS] That's beautiful, Spencer.

Why don't I just go ahead and set you guys up

with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get

the hell out of here?

All right.

Show me how it's done.

Class is in session.

-Come on, girl. -Okay.

BETHANY: Watch and learn.

Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing?

-What are you talking about? -You said it, me and Martha,

candlelight dinner. What does that even mean?

The girl is into you, Spencer.

-What? -[GUN COCKS]

[FLY BUZZES]

Okay, in flirting situations,

the key is making them check you out

without letting them know that you know that

they're checking you out. You're just like, "Whatever.

I'm doing me." And when they try to talk to you,

you can play it one of three ways,

dumb, super into it, or nasty.

Which way you play it depends on what kind of a guy

-you're dealing with. -This is like my dream

and my nightmare all at one time.

I'm not gonna take that personally.

Now, hair is everything.

Touch it. Move it.

Play with it. Move it around a lot.

Hypnotize them with it.

Give me a flip like that.

Okay, now angle your eyes down.

Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.

-Now sparkle. -Sparkle?

Like an anime character. Now sparkle.

-[SNIFFS] -[GASPS]

-[GASPING] -[WHEEZING]

Needs work.

Do you really think she likes me?

Why are we still talking about this?

I mean, what if she tries to kiss me?

Then you just kiss her back, man.

Uh, what if she tries to kiss me, like--

like-- like without warning?

What are you talking about? Haven't you ever kissed anyone?

Don't-- you're gonna tell the whole jungle?

Guys, guys, I found a side door. Over here.

-Guess what I found. -No, no, don't tell him.

BETHANY: Okay, let's talk about your walk.

Take your time.

Make a meal of it. Like a gorgeous gazelle.

Or a horse. High-step it. One foot in front of the other.

And bring it. Boom, boom. That's not it.

Yikes. Anything you can do to draw attention to the lips.

Like a little nibble like this.

A nibble goes a long way, girlfriend.

Good. That's better. Now smile. You look terrified.

-Oh, my God, you're so funny. -You're so funny.

-Oh, my God, you're so funny. -Oh, my God, you're so funny.

-I think I'm getting it. -You are getting it. Go, girl.

Now, keep your lips slightly parted, like-- like--

yeah, not-- not gross, just relaxed.

Now, touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth.

-Like this. -Like this?

-Like this. -Like this?

Like this.

Like this.

Like this?

-I think you're ready. -[CHUCKLES]

-Cool. -Okay,

flirt like our lives depend on it.

-'Cause they do. -ALEX: Okay, there's the door.

We just need something to cut through the fence.

Okay, Fridge, you got anything like that in the backpack?

Uh, yeah, I should. What--

here you go. I got some um,

Some bolt cutters.

Does that seem like a good tool for the situation?

Perfect, actually.

It's called backpack power, baby.

-[LAUGHS] -BETHANY: You guys...

I think this is gonna work.

I think so too. She's pretty fly.

And those guys don't meet a lot of new people.

"Fly"?

Well, not like Cindy Crawford fly,

but for Jumanji, she the bomb.

-"The bomb"? -Cindy Crawford?

-That's your go-to? -ALEX: I'm just saying, I'm sure

they'd like to get jiggy with her.

Alex.

What year do you think it is?

-What do you mean? -Oh, no.

It's 1996.

You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you?

Yeah, that's right.

Wait a minute, you mean Freak House?

Wait, what are you-- what are you guys talking about?

How do you know me?

Alex...

I don't exactly know how to tell you this--

You've been in this game for 20 years.

That's probably not how I would've done it.

What?

No. You guys are messing with me, right?

No, we're not. Alex Vreeke.

Everybody in Brantford knows about you.

You're the kid that disappeared.

Twenty years ago.

Twenty years?

Twenty years, man.

I don't even know how to say this,

but Cindy Crawford, dude, she's like 50 years old.

-Uh, but still fly. -Eh.

Wait...

There she is.

Hey.

We're gonna get you home.

Yeah.

[EXHALES]

FRIDGE: What the hell is going on with her butt?

Bethany, what did you tell her to do?

Did she twist her ankle, maybe, or--

She's never flirted before. Give her a break.

Hello, little lady.

What are you doing out here all alone?

Hey, you guys.

I seem to be lost.

Can you guys help me?

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Hello, little lady.

What are you doing out here all alone?

[LAUGHS]

You guys are so interesting and funny.

What is she doing?

What, she got a bug in her hair?

She's forgotten all of our training.

Let's go.

Wait! I-- I-- I have to tell you

about this book that I've been reading.

About microbiology.

Which is one of my favorite biologies.

Hello, little lady.

What are you doing out here all alone?

-[GUN COCKS] -[WHIMPERS]

You are a badass.

[CLICKS]

♪ Oh baby I love your way ♪

♪ Every day yeah... ♪

Hey.

You guys like to dance?

♪ Every day

♪ Shadows grow so long Before my eyes ♪

♪ And they're moving

Oh, yeah, there we go.

♪ Across the page

♪ Suddenly the day Turns into night ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Far away from the city

SPENCER: Which one, which one, which one?

I hate this place.

♪ 'Cause your love Just won't ♪

Her strength is dance fighting.

SPENCER: Alex, what do you think, huh?

What's the move?

-What? -SPENCER: What do we take?

-Which one? -I don't--

I don't know, man, okay? I told you, I--

SPENCER: We gotta fly it right? The helicopter?

-We gotta fly. -ALEX: I told you I don't know.

♪ Light the skies

[GRUNTING]

♪ With the help Of some fireflies ♪

She's kicking their ass.

That's our girl.

Yes, queen!

♪ The power to shine ♪

♪ I can see them Under the pine ♪

She is destroying them.

♪ But I don't hesitate La di dah ♪

♪ 'Cause your love Just won't wait ♪

[BOTH GRUNT]

♪ Just won't wait

[BOTH GRUNTING]

♪ Ooh baby I love your way ♪

♪ Every day

♪ Wanna tell you I love your way ♪

♪ I wanna tell you I love your way ♪

♪ Wanna be with you Night and day ♪

♪ Every day and every way

-BETHANY: You go, girl! -FRIDGE: Yeah.

Woo! Woo-hoo! Go, go!

Yes! Yes!

-BETHANY: You're my hero! -[MOTORBIKES REVVING]

-BETHANY: You should... -We gotta go.

give me lessons in kicking ass. Give me a hug, girlfriend.

-Oh, my God. -You did it.

-I did. -Yeah, give me a hug girlfriend.

As great of a moment as that is,

we ain't got the time for it, man.

-SPENCER: Yeah. -Okay? They're coming.

The motorcycle freaks is coming.

We gotta go! Seaplane! We got to fly, man.

Nope. I can't do it.

Okay? I told you, I'm not a good pilot.

Maybe we should take the school bus.

We can't outrun no motorcycle on no damn bus!

You picked the plane and hot-air balloon.

Maybe you were supposed to pick the helicopter.

No, I can't do it. Okay? I don't wanna die.

I'm freaking out a little bit.

FRIDGE: Fine.

I'll do it.

How hard can it be? It's a helicopter.

You-- you press a button, the, uh,

they gonna spin. Okay.

Then, after that, I got my-- the-- the lever.

That's how you-- that's how you getting

the forward-backward action.

Once we in the air, I'mma be all right.

I just-- this, I just gotta get--

'cause it ain't got no step stool,

so let me see something. You know what?

I can probably just-- get in, but be careful.

-No, you're drunk. -MARTHA: No way. Nuh-uh.

Fridge, you're drunk. Give me the keys.

-I'm-- -Alex. Alex.

If I can fight those guys,

you can fly this helicopter. I know you can.

Come on.

Alex.

This is where we need you.

Remember, you're the missing piece.

Seaplane McDonough, reporting for duty.

Let's go, people.

[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[SIREN BLARING]

[ALEX GRUNTING]

-BETHANY: What's wrong? -ALEX: Something's broken!

-What? -What do you mean?

-ALEX: Hang on! -[SCREAMING]

-FRIDGE: Whoa! whoa, whoa, whoa! -[ALL SCREAMING]

FRIDGE: Oh, my God, we're about to die!

We're about to die!

-MARTHA: Oh, my God! -ALEX: It won't go up!

-SPENCER: What? -FRIDGE: What do you mean?

The collective is busted.

-What? -It controls the plate up there,

which tilts the rotors and controls the pitch.

It's how we go up and down.

-[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY] -You guys?

-That can't be good. -It's no way that's good news.

[RHINOS ROARING]

Albino rhinos!

They're indigenous to Jumanji.

They're huge, white, scary and stupid,

-and they can eat people. -No.

SPENCER: They're getting close!

My stomach's starting to bother me a bit.

-MARTHA: Go up! -ALEX: I can't go up!

I think I had too many margaritas.

BETHANY: You guys, what are we gonna do?

-I'm gonna fix the helicopter. -Yes!

-Tell me what to do. -Okay.

You gotta connect the flight-control rod

to the mesh plate under the rotors.

Flight-control rod, mesh plate, under the rotors.

-Wait, what? -I'll be right back.

-Spencer, where are you going? -FRIDGE: Hurry up.

-Be careful! -No, no, just hurry up!

All right, just gonna stand on this thingy,

pull myself up towards these deadly helicopter blades. Okay.

There's the mesh plate.

Here's that rod thingy. [GRUNTING]

-[SPENCER GRUNTS] -[SCREAM]

[SPENCER GRUNTING]

-MARTHA: Spencer! -FRIDGE: Speed it up, Alex!

Spencer!

Hurry! Come on, fix it!

[SCREAMING]

-MARTHA: Oh, my God! -ALEX: Running out of time,

-Spencer! MARTHA: Fix it, please!

No, no, no.

SPENCER: Got it!

BETHANY: We made it! You did it! I thought we were gonna die.

-Oh. -BETHANY: Yes!

-Nice! -SPENCER: Thank you.

-That was scary. -BETHANY: Thank you guys.

-Oops. -What?

I dropped the jewel.

-ALL: What? -You dropped the jewel?

I leaned over,

and thought I had to puke and I didn't.

And it came out of my backpack.

-We need the freaking jewel! -I know.

That's-- that's the crazy part 'cause I know we need it.

So we're in a pickle. We're in a pickle.

Alex, turn around. We gotta go back and get it.

Yeah, let's loop around. Just look for it, guys.

Everybody open your eyes.

Let's all just look for it as a group.

There! I see it!

MARTHA: What are they doing?

It's like they're protecting it or something.

All right, how are we gonna do this?

I don't know.

Well, you gotta go get it, right, buddy?

[RHINOS ROARING]

What do you need? Your boomerang?

Maybe-- maybe, some scissors? A pipe wrench? Some shoelaces?

I'm your valet. Whatever you need, I can get it for you.

Okay? You just say the word.

-What? -I'm sorry, buddy.

Sorry for what?

[SCREAMING] Ow!

[GASPS]

No.

[FRIDGE SCREAMING]

-SPENCER: Turn us around. -No!

Heel! Heel! Stop! Oh, my God!

-BETHANY: No! -MARTHA: No!

Alex, you get ready to roll us to the side.

-What? -[CHIMES]

SPENCER: When I tell you, roll 90 degrees to the right.

-Now! -[FRIDGE SCREAMING]

You pushed me out the helicopter, jackass!

BETHANY: Oh, wow!

MARTHA: You know what, Spencer? You're amazing.

BETHANY: You are a killer pilot, Alex.

-ALEX: Thanks. -BETHANY: And you too, Spencer,

-you were incredible! -Thank you but--

-FRIDGE: Hey! -...but he was amazing,

-FRIDGE: Excuse me. -SPENCER: You killed it.

Excuse me? Excuse me!

I'm the one that was a human sacrifice.

You don't know what's on the underside of those rhinos.

And you don't wanna know.

I've seen a lot of things.

Felt them on my face too.

Things that I will never be able to erase from memory.

Oh, that's funny to you guys.

Go ahead, laugh it up. Get it out.

Guys, I've been trying to get across

this canyon for, like, 20 years, okay?

Do you realize how huge this is?

[BUG BUZZING]

Mosquito.

No, no, no! Alex, no, no, no!

-Alex. -Alex, no, no.

-BETHANY: Alex? -SPENCER: Alex?

Alex, talk to me. Wake up. Here we go.

MARTHA: He's dying.

No, we can't let him die. We're too close!

Does anyone know how to do CPR?

Yeah, start with three chest compressions and mouth-to-mouth.

One, two, three.

How do I do this?

Okay, pinch his nose, open his mouth,

-full lip-lock. -Okay.

Ah, one breath, two breaths, then repeat.

BETHANY: Come on, Alex.

Bethany, stop. Your tattoo.

It looks like you're giving him one of your lives.

I'm okay with that.

What if you need it for yourself?

I want Alex to come home too.

[COUGHS AND INHALES DEEPLY]

Oh!

-[GASPS] -[BETHANY GASPS]

[CHIMES]

[PANTING]

-What happened? -MARTHA: Alex,

Bethany gave you one of her lives.

-Bethany, you okay? -BETHANY: I think so.

Bethany, is that true?

You gave me one of your lives?

I mean, yeah, of course.

Thank you.

-What? What are you looking at? -You got a situation.

Oh, my God, these things are crazy!

Twenty years, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

You know...

I just keep thinking about my poor parents.

And what they must've been through.

And why, because...

I was sitting in my hideout, too afraid to finish the game?

I'm sorry.

I don't mean to lay this on you. I'm just-- I'm just--

-You're really easy to talk to. -No, I get it. I mean sometimes,

it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff

that you forget other people have problems too.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

That's really deep.

Thanks. I feel like ever since I lost my phone,

my other senses have kind of heightened.

Does phone mean something different in the future?

What about you, Alex? What are you like?

In the real world. What's your vibe?

Full-on metalhead.

A drummer, like my dad.

-[WATER DRIBBLING] -[BIRD CHIRPING]

Hey.

-Hey. -What are you doing?

I, uh, I was just-- just filling these up.

-Cool. -Yeah.

I'm glad you're here. I, uh-- [CLEARS THROAT]

-I have something to tell you. -Yeah?

And I wanna tell you now,

just in case the next time that-- that--

that we talk...

I'm no longer brave.

I like you, Martha.

I, like...

-like you. -[GIGGLES]

Like, I'm fully into you.

-You are? -I am.

And I have been...

since, like, the seventh grade.

Really?

Wowzer. I don't think this has ever happened before.

-What do you mean? -Oh, what I mean

is like I don't think anyone's ever liked me

me that I-- I can't believe I'm doing this.

I-- I never tell anyone how I fee--

I'm into you too, Spencer.

-You are? -Yes. Yes!

God, you're smart and sweet and cute.

Yeah, I'm-- I'm pretty into you. [GIGGLES]

Wait.

Are you sure it's-- it's not because of, like, all of--

What? Oh, my God, no, no.

That is not my type. I'm into nerds.

Really?

I'm a nerd!

-That was-- I was so awful. -I've never--

-Like I've never kissed anyone. -You've never--

Never. That was the first time.

-I have never. -Oh, you haven't?

-No. -Okay. Cool.

You can't tell, right?

Oh, come on. Hey!

I don't wanna see that. I don't, not today.

While you're down here professing your love

for one another, I found the Jaguar.

Let's go. God! Ugh!

-There it is. -There it is.

We'd better get walking.

-[BIRD SHRIEKS] -[THUNDER RUMBLING]

I think we just follow this path.

No. It can't be that easy.

"The Defenders."

What does that mean?

There's only one way to find out.

Fridge,

give me the jewel.

Spencer.

[BETHANY GASPS]

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

-Something's about to happen. -I hate those drums.

What, are you just gonna walk in there?

No.

That's what the game wants us to do.

Follow the path.

It's a trap.

"When you see the elephant...

begin the climb."

I'll go through the trees.

-The trees? -Yeah.

Do you think that's what that means?

-That must be it. -That's the move.

This is the final level of the game.

And I'm pretty sure this is a Bravestone thing.

Did he just refer to himself in the third person?

Um, fourth person, I think.

-[SPENCER GRUNTS] -How does he do that?

Climbing is one of his strengths.

Oh. Gotcha.

Cake makes me explode.

-[SQUEAKS] -[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[THUD]

[GRUNTS]

[ROARS]

-No! -Oh, my God!

MARTHA: Spencer!

-[SPENCER SCREAMING] -FRIDGE: Spencer!

Spencer!

[GROWLING]

Oh, my God, you guys. Panthers.

No.

Those are jaguars.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[CHIMES]

-[GASPS] -[THUD]

[PANTING]

Spencer!

-Oh, my God. Are you okay? -Yeah.

-I think so. -You still have the jewel right?

-I got it. -Oh, thank God.

Hey, what happened?

I don't wanna talk about it.

BETHANY: Okay, so we need a new plan.

-FRIDGE: Yeah. -MARTHA: Right.

-ALEX: Totally. -Spencer, any ideas?

Can I speak with you for a minute?

Now?

What's going on?

I can't do this.

-What are you talking about? -I can't...

do this, okay? Who am I kidding? I'm not some adventurer.

I'm not actually brave.

Spencer, I just saw you hanging out of a helicopter.

It's a lot easier to be brave when you have lives to spare.

It's a lot harder...

when you only have one life.

We-- we always only have one life, man.

Okay? That's--

that's all we get. That's how it works.

The question is, is how are you gonna live it?

Which guy are you gonna decide to be?

Did I just quote our principal?

What the hell is this game doing to me? I gotta get out of here.

Look. We can do this, man.

We can do it together.

-Together. -Together.

You're a good friend, Fridge.

All right.

Okay. I don't know video games,

but what I do know is football.

Now, those lightning-fast, man-eating cats out there?

They're the defenders.

Which means that we gotta run one hell of an offense.

-You guys. -[MOTORBIKES REVVING]

-We gotta go. -All right.

Here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna fan out and run a play that I call,

"The Double Reverse Refrigerator."

Bethany, you go up the left side.

I'll go up the right.

Alex, you're gonna draw the defense,

so Spencer can go up the middle.

-MARTHA: I'll go with Spencer. -FRIDGE: No.

There's something else we need you to do.

[MOTORBIKES REV]

♪ Ooh baby I love your way ♪

♪ Every day yeah

♪ Oh baby I love your way ♪

You guys like to dance?

♪ Shadows grow so long Before my eyes ♪

[MEN GRUNT]

[GROWLING]

Hey! Over here! Come and get me!

♪ I wanna tell you I wanna Tell you I wanna tell you ♪

[GRUNTING]

[MARTHA PANTING]

No!

[GASPS]

-[GRUNTS] -[GROANS]

-Thanks. -Sure.

[MOTORBIKE REVS]

Get to the statue. Go!

[GASPS]

-[ROARING] -Oh, no! I--

[JAGUARS GROWLING]

SPENCER: Ah, whoa, whoa.

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

-[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] -Oh, man.

Okay. Stay calm, don't panic.

Stop!

It's the elephant and the mouse.

What's up?

Mouse Finbar.

Zoologist.

Zoologist and...

and backpack guy.

Give me the jewel, or your friend dies.

-Don't give it to him! -Quiet!

-Stop! -[GROWL]

Take me instead, okay?

-[GROWLING] -[MARTHA YELPS]

-[BETHANY WHIMPERS] -Give me the jewel.

I can't do that.

Five...

-four... -I can't give you the jewel.

-...three... -Spencer.

-...two! -Because I don't have it!

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[ELEPHANT TRUMPETING]

Zoology, bitch!

-[GROWLING] -[FRIDGE YELLING]

No, no, no! Don't--

-[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] -[FRIDGE YELPS]

BETHANY: Douche bag! You suck!

-[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] -MARTHA: Whoa!

-"Elephant." -"Begin the climb."

ALEX: Leave her alone!

Get up there and I'll get the jewel to you.

-Martha. -Trust me.

-I'll get it to you. Go! -Okay.

Go, Martha!

[GRUNTING]

Alex!

[GRUNTING]

[HISSING]

I'll take that.

[HISSING]

Game over.

[MOTORBIKE REVVING]

I don't think so.

Venom's my weakness.

[GROANS]

Go, Spencer.

[GRUNTS]

No.

[GRUNTS]

-[GRUNTS] -Yeah!

-Wow! Yeah.

-"Call out its name." -"Call out its name!"

Call out its name, everyone!

ALL: Jumanji!

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS]

-MARTHA: I think we did it. -FRIDGE: I think we won.

-BETHANY: I think we did. -[CAR HORN HONKS]

Guys, it's Nigel.

-Nigel. -[HORN HONKS]

[ENGINE STOPS]

Well done, intrepid adventurers!

You lifted the curse!

-All of Jumanji thanks you. -[ALL CHUCKLE]

Your work here is done.

So sadly, this is where we part.

Seaplane McDonough,

let me shake your hand.

Alex.

Adieu, Professor Oberon.

Later, dude.

I'll miss you the most,

-my little Mouse. -Get me the hell out of here.

Farewell, Ruby Roundhouse.

Wait.

What if we didn't go back?

I just...

I like being like this...

with you.

Then, let's be like this...

every day.

Just come home.

Dr. Bravestone.

Nigel...

I'm ready to go home.

Farewell, my good man.

See you later, Bravestone.

-BETHANY: Oh, my God. -Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes!

-I'm back, baby! -I will never complain

about my body ever again. Oh, thank God.

Oh, I missed you.

Where's Alex?

SPENCER: Wait, look.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

FRIDGE: Freak House?

-Do you think... -That means, maybe...

-BOY: Grandpa! -GRANDPA: Hey!

Come here. Come here. Oh, that's my girl.

-WOMAN: Hi! -GRANDPA: So good to see you.

Come on. Come on and say hi to Grandma.

-Alex? -Hey, Dad, when you get a sec,

-could you give us a hand? -GRANDPA: Yeah.

ALEX: Oh, that is some tree.

-Yeah, it's not too bad. -Yeah.

Hey, dad, will you give me a second?

-Oh, yeah, sure. -ALEX: I'll be right back.

Bethany?

-Spencer? -Yeah.

Ruby Roundhouse? [CHUCKLES]

And that would make you Fridge.

I'm stoked to see you.

All of you.

-That-- you made it back. -ALEX: Yeah, I did.

It spit me out right where I started, so...

1996.

And your parents and your house?

Yeah, they-- all good, bro.

You're an adult now.

You have a family.

I do, yeah.

This is Andy.

And then my daughter--

my daughter's name is Bethany.

We named her after the girl who saved my life.

So stoked.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

-Yo. -Yo.

You wanna go backpacking?

Like, in nature?

Yeah, but like, somewhere, like, really amazing.

Next summer? What do you think?

-Are you okay? -SPENCER: Hey!

Oh, um, I'll catch you later. I'll see you after class?

-BETHANY: Hey! -SPENCER: Hello.

-Hey. -So, uh, anything

interesting happen lately?

No, I-- I can't think of anything.

Yeah.

Have you guys talked to Martha?

Oh, I was texting her this weekend.

Have you talked to her?

Hey. There she is.

Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone.

-Hi. -Hi.

I really-- I really wanted to call you.

-Yeah, no. I get it. -Sorry, I don't know

-why I didn't call. -It's weird being out and,

you know, not like, knowing, like, what's going on and...

What?

Smolder.

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

♪ Welcome to the jungle

♪ We got fun and games We got everything you want ♪

♪ Honey we know the names

♪ We are the people That can find ♪

♪ Whatever you may need If you got the money honey ♪

♪ We got your disease

♪ In the jungle Welcome to the jungle ♪

♪ Watch it bring you to your

♪ Shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Knees, knees ♪

♪ Uh, I, I wanna Watch you bleed ♪

♪ Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day ♪

♪ If you want it You're gonna bleed ♪

♪ But it's the price you pay

♪ And you're a very sexy girl Who's very hard to please ♪

♪ You can taste The bright lights ♪

♪ But you won't get them For free ♪

♪ In the jungle Welcome to the jungle ♪

♪ Feel my, my, my, My serpentine ♪

♪ Uh, I I wanna hear you scream ♪

♪ Welcome to the jungle

♪ It gets worse here every day

♪ You learn to live Like an animal ♪

♪ In the jungle where we play

♪ If you got a hunger For what you see ♪

♪ You'll take it eventually

♪ You can have anything You want ♪

♪ But you better not take it From me ♪

♪ In the jungle

♪ Welcome to the jungle

♪ Watch it bring you to your

♪ Shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Knees, knees ♪

♪ Down in the jungle Welcome to the jungle ♪

♪ Watch it bring you to your It's gonna bring you down! ♪

♪ Huh

[DRUMS BEATING RHYTHMICALLY]

[DRUMMING STOPS]