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One of the more persistent cliches
of the police procedural
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is that the new partner
always winds up dead.
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And here I am.
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The living embodiment of that trope.
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Well, I'm not living any more.
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And I'm not a cliche, I hope.
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But my story...
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well...
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it's as old as time itself.
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- Can I come in?
- Yes, what are you waiting for?
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Hands are full.
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Hurry up, it's freezing!
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Here you are.
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- Have you sugared it?
- I put a sweetener in.
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- A sweetener?
- Yes!
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- Do you want Type 2 diabetes?
- No, I want two bloody sugars!
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Trust me to get saddled with
Varney the vegan.
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I'm only thinking about your blood pressure.
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When I did stakeouts with Dobbo,
we'd have Red Bulls,
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tin of Quality Street
full stack of Pringles.
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- Each?
- Yeah!
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You get two good pisses
in one of them tubes.
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Handy for when you were
doing undercover work.
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That sounds very unsanitary.
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Never did me any harm.
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I dread to think what you put
in the Quality Street tin.
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By the way,
I'm not a fully paid-up vegan.
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I'm more of a flexitarian.
I do eat meat about once a month.
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Bloody hell, Ronald McDonald.
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Hey, did you know, in Uruguay,
there's 3.7 cows for every human?
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- No, I didn't.
- Well, you do now, so...
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think on.
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Brothers and sisters
have I none,
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but that man's father is my father's son.
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- Who am I talking about?
- You did this one last night.
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- Did I?
- Yeah.
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It's your son.
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Oh...
Correct.
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You must miss him.
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Who?
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Dobson.
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We had our fair share of arguments.
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He could be a right grumpy bugger.
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What, grumpier than...
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most coppers?
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He was very different to you,
put it that way.
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- Did you see anyone?
- Nah.
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I saw a fox.
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Heard an owl.
Some bats.
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Felt like Bill Oddie.
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Well, no-one's going to be dealing drugs
with us sat here in a patrol car, are they?
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I thought they used
unmarked cars for stakeouts.
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We're a deterrent.
That's what Control said.
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There's been some vandalism, apparently.
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Probably just Goths.
They come over from Leeds.
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You got a copy of the report?
I'd quite like to read it.
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The one that makes it sells it.
The one that buys it never uses it.
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The one that uses it never knows
that he's using it. What is it?
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Say it again.
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The one that makes it sells it.
The one that buys it never uses it.
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The one that uses it never knows
that he's using it. What is it?
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I don't know. Is it a towel?
It's usually a towel.
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Nope.
Give up?
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Yeah.
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A coffin.
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Think about it.
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The one that buys it never uses it...
Yep.
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Yep.
It's very clever.
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I know hundreds of these, me.
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I know you do.
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It's 20 years doing this.
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You've got to keep your mind occupied.
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Keep the dark thoughts at bay.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, Jesus!
What is that? It stinks!
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Chicken tikka masala.
Do you want some?
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No. Could you put the lid on it
or eat it outside the vehicle?
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Always better after a few days.
The flavours really come out.
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Please, Thomo, I'm really
sensitive to smells.
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All right, fine.
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It's just summat to do, innit?
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Did they offer you any counselling after...
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what happened?
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They did, yeah, but I never went.
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Why not?
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I don't know, I...
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What?
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I...
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Go on.
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I...
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spy with my little eye...
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something beginning with...
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S-W.
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- Steering wheel.
- Yeah, correct. Your go.
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All right, I've got a game for you.
Have you ever played...
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FortunatelyUnfortunately?
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No.
Go on, how do you play?
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Well, we tell a story...
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and one of us begins every
sentence with "fortunately",
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and the other one counters it
with "unfortunately".
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So you might say...
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"Fortunately, I won the lottery today."
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And I'll say,
"Unfortunately, I lost the ticket."
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Oh, right, go on.
Sounds good. You go first.
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Fortunately, I found
the ticket in my jeans pocket.
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Unfortunately, I'd just washed my jeans,
so the ticket was ruined.
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Fortunately, the newsagent I
bought the ticket from had a copy.
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Unfortunately, it was the national
lottery of Zimbabwe,
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so the ticket was worth £3.50.
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Fortunately, they flew me to Africa
to collect my winnings.
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Unfortunately, the plane crashed.
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Fortunately, we were washed
up on a desert island
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with a beautiful native girl.
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Unfortunately, she was a cannibal.
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Fortunately, she was a vegan cannibal.
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Unfortunately, she was
a flexitarian vegan cannibal.
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She ate meat once a month.
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Fortunately, my partner came to rescue me.
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Unfortunately, my partner was killed.
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He had his throat slit right there
where you're sitting now.
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He had a wife and two kids.
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Another one on the way.
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And I was in a takeaway
waiting for poppadums.
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Fortunately, you're a strong
person and you...
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can move on and keep helping others.
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Unfortunately, I'm not.
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I realise now I should have let
you do the fortunatelys.
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- I heard he was...
- I don't want to talk about it.
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Excuse me!
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Did you not sleep?
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No, course not.
I'm above a butcher's.
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Had the bell going all day.
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- Did you?
- Yeah, was dead to the world.
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You've just got to get into a routine.
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Well, you haven't got teenagers
stomping up and down listening to Stormsby.
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All right, top five character
tropes in police dramas.
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The quirky pathologist.
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The rookie cop
who faints at his first autopsy.
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The grizzled boss who's really got
a heart of gold.
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The maverick loner who wants to
solve one last case
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before he retires. And the new
partner who ruffles his feathers,
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but ultimately earns his respect.
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Very good!
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Right...
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I'm going for a pee and a look.
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Oscar Nine, Oscar Nine from Control.
Over.
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Control, this is Oscar Nine.
Over.
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Oscar Nine, are you still in position?
Over.
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Control, this is Special Constable Varney.
My partner is currently on a comfort break. Over.
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Say again?
Over.
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Constable Thompson is...
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going tinkles.
Over.
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You mean he's having a piss?
Over.
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That is correct.
Over.
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Oscar Nine, any movement
in the suspect's flat? Over.
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Not that I can see.
Over.
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And no unusual activity on the dockside?
Over.
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Negative.
It's all quiet. Over.
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Well, hold your position in the car park.
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We have intel he might be on the
move in the next few minutes. Over.
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Will do.
Out.
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Jesus!
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It's colder than a polar bear's
arsehole out there.
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Surprised it didn't come out as ice cubes.
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Thomo, what are we actually
doing here, exactly?
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Well, what do you mean?
We're on a stakeout.
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Is there any particular suspect
we're meant to be looking for?
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- Why do you ask?
- Because I'm a police constable
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and I want to know what I'm doing here.
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You're a special constable,
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which basically means you're
the Bez to my Shaun Ryder.
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- So we're not meant to be at the docks, then?
- Course we're not meant to be at the docks.
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Why do you mention docks?
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You're twisting my melon, man.
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Oscar Nine,
Oscar Nine from Control.
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Suspect on the move.
Can you confirm a sighting? Over.
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Yes, yes, Control. This is Oscar Nine,
we are in pursuit. Over.
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Right, get the docks up on your Google maps.
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- What's going on?
- Just do it!
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Control, Control from Oscar Nine.
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Request airborne surveillance.
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The suspect is in camouflage gear
and is really hard to spot. Over.
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Oscar Nine from Control, request received.
Call you back. Out.
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- Why are you lying to them?
- I'm not lying to 'em.
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We're on our way, aren't we?
Turn left.
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Thomo, I respect your seniority, but
you've got to tell me what's going on.
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There's meant to be a big drop happening
tonight behind the Old Vic warehouses.
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16 boxes of angel dust smuggled in
some indoor barbecues, apparently.
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So why have we been
staking out a graveyard?!
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Oscar Nine,
Oscar Nine from Control.
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What is your position? Over.
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Control from Oscar Nine,
suspect is currently head...
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heading south on...
Over.
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Oscar Nine, you are Romeo One.
Say again?
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- What are you doing?
- Is it left or right?
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Left...
Right!
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Dobbo was buried in that graveyard.
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It was his grave that was vandalised.
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I wanted to be there
in case the fucker came back.
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- Why?!
- Because I believe whoever did it
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was the same one that killed him.
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They're mocking me.
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I'm going to go over Welling Bridge.
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No, no, no, it says to go through the estate.
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What do you mean, it says?
It's miles quicker!
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No, well, it...
it says the bridge is up.
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- It's not! I can see it with me own eyes!
- Go left.
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Ridiculous.
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And what if they find out, Thomo?
What happens to us?
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They're not going to find out, are they?
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Cos you're not going to tell 'em.
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Are you?
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- Are you?!
- No.
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But why didn't you say anything?
Don't you trust me?
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Fuckin' hell, I think that's him.
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Where's me curry?
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- I got rid of it!
- You what?!
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It was three days old!
Do you want salmonella?
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We're going to get suspended, aren't we?
Dereliction of duty.
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Yeah, it's him.
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- Right, I'll now approach on foot.
- No!
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Radio through our position to Control.
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Don't worry,
I won't do anything stupid.
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Thomo, no.
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Control, Control, this is Oscar Nine.
Over.
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Oscar Nine, go ahead.
Over.
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Control, we are on Hedden Road, we
have the subject in our sights.
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Maintaining distance.
Over.
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Oscar Nine, received.
Backup on the way. Over.
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Control, nothing more.
Out.
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I'll tell you what,
I'm starting my diet on Monday.
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I'm knackered.
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Where are you?
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I'm just behind the containers
up the side of dog-shit alley.
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Can you see him?
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He's having a fag.
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Backup's on the way.
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You mustn't blame yourself
for what happened to DC Dobson.
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You could never have stopped it.
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It was just one of those things.
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I don't need counselling.
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At least he was a good cop, though, yeah?
248
00:18:21,992 --> 00:18:24,076
Wasn't on the take, or anything.
249
00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:28,665
Oh, hang on, hang on.
Something's happening.
250
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:31,990
- What?
- He's making contact.
251
00:18:33,936 --> 00:18:35,823
I need to get a bit closer.
252
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:39,190
- Code 10-3 from now on.
- Thomo!
253
00:18:49,030 --> 00:18:50,857
Control, Control.
This is Oscar Nine.
254
00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:52,462
Urgent call.
Over.
255
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,537
Oscar Nine, go ahead.
Over.
256
00:18:54,865 --> 00:18:59,148
Shots fired. I say again, shots fired.
Where's the backup? Over.
257
00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:03,410
Oscar Nine, backup is two minutes away.
Two minutes away. Over.
258
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,425
Oscar Nine, do not approach suspect.
259
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,310
Please acknowledge.
Over.
260
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,790
Oscar Nine, acknowledge.
Over.
261
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:26,305
Oscar Nine from Control.
Instruction: Do not approach suspect.
262
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:29,345
Backup is on its way.
Please acknowledge. Over.
263
00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:38,788
_
264
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:14,564
- I got you a chai latte.
- Why?
265
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,625
It's important to try new things.
266
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,110
- Is it good for my blood pressure?
- Not particularly.
267
00:20:23,992 --> 00:20:25,452
Cheers.
268
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:33,190
It's like drinking a mince pie.
269
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:35,760
I thought I'd find you here.
270
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:39,967
All the others are in the pub
celebrating a record haul.
271
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:42,565
- You had about six pints lined up.
- Why me?
272
00:20:42,686 --> 00:20:45,993
It was you who took 'em down.
Never seen owt like it.
273
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,169
It's a good job you were so quick.
274
00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:51,825
It's because I don't eat Pringles.
275
00:20:52,268 --> 00:20:55,121
Well, I owe you a beer anyway.
276
00:20:57,570 --> 00:21:00,176
Unfortunately, I don't drink alcohol either.
277
00:21:00,297 --> 00:21:04,110
Fortunately, they serve tomato juice.
278
00:21:05,078 --> 00:21:07,438
Unfortunately, special constables
are not invited.
279
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:10,345
Fortunately, you'll soon be
offered a promotion.
280
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:13,480
Unfortunately, I'll turn it down.
281
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:17,505
- I'm a bit too long in the tooth for all that.
- Well...
282
00:21:18,003 --> 00:21:20,902
you saved my life.
Fortunately.
283
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,131
So thank you.
284
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,335
It means I'm going to be sat in here
listening to you do riddles again,
285
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,264
- unfortunately.
- Correct.
286
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:35,100
Actually, I'm giving up on all that.
287
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,750
It was just a distraction technique.
288
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,026
I'm starting counselling tomorrow.
289
00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:45,097
And I've been googling yoga classes.
290
00:21:45,218 --> 00:21:48,058
So you've obviously got under my skin.
291
00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:51,514
Trope number five...
Tick!
292
00:21:55,224 --> 00:21:56,779
Anything to report?
293
00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:03,663
I thought I saw someone hanging round
by the car when I came round the corner.
294
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,975
I didn't see anyone.
295
00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:08,376
Must have been a trick of the light.
296
00:22:10,108 --> 00:22:13,834
I hope you don't mind, but...
I was reading your case notes.
297
00:22:15,647 --> 00:22:17,936
You were the last person to see Dobson alive.
298
00:22:20,193 --> 00:22:22,162
I was only gone a few minutes.
299
00:22:23,696 --> 00:22:25,171
Awful.
300
00:22:26,159 --> 00:22:28,346
And you said his grave was vandalised.
301
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:32,390
They dug it up, smashed the lid in.
It was horrible.
302
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,989
Do you think whoever did it
was looking for something?
303
00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:38,377
God knows.
None of it makes any sense.
304
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:43,350
I believe the murder weapon went
missing from forensics.
305
00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:46,670
Did it?
306
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:49,606
You know it did.
307
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:51,242
You've got it down there.
308
00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:54,769
- What are you playing at, Thomo?
- I don't trust 'em.
309
00:22:55,831 --> 00:22:58,665
Let's just say I wanted a second opinion.
310
00:22:59,175 --> 00:23:01,163
I gave it to a mate of mine
who ran some tests on it.
311
00:23:01,284 --> 00:23:04,952
He said it was an antique.
A rare Victorian stiletto blade.
312
00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:06,705
And how did that get there, eh?
313
00:23:07,432 --> 00:23:09,904
You can't take the law into your own hands.
314
00:23:10,025 --> 00:23:12,308
It's only been a month.
Let them do their job.
315
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:16,798
Why are you so fucking
interested all of a sudden?
316
00:23:17,393 --> 00:23:18,844
I want to help you.
317
00:23:22,990 --> 00:23:24,893
Are you wearing a wire?
318
00:23:25,014 --> 00:23:26,430
What?!
319
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:30,305
Who are you?
I don't even know who you are.
320
00:23:31,617 --> 00:23:34,470
- If you're wearing a wire, I swear to God...
- What are you doing?
321
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,225
- Well, go on, show me, then!
- There, look! Look!
322
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,897
There!
Calm down!
323
00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:42,638
I'm on your side!
324
00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:45,870
Sorry, I just...
325
00:23:47,824 --> 00:23:49,745
I'm not thinking straight.
326
00:23:50,542 --> 00:23:53,691
I've not been sleeping.
I keep seeing his face.
327
00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,491
- Whose?
- Dobbo's.
328
00:23:58,630 --> 00:24:00,319
I can't lay it to rest.
I...
329
00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:04,060
At least, coming here, I feel like
I'm doing something.
330
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,195
I understand.
331
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,516
And for the record, no, I don't
think you killed your partner.
332
00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:18,630
I think it was one of those random
acts of violence that we see every day.
333
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:23,031
Unless you were trying to feed him
that three-day-old curry.
334
00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:25,958
You cheeky bastard!
335
00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:32,185
Oh, God, it's cold tonight.
336
00:24:32,755 --> 00:24:35,548
Do you want a...teabag?
337
00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:37,745
Nah, I've got me chai latte.
338
00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:39,590
No, hand-warmers.
339
00:24:40,153 --> 00:24:42,345
They heat up when you shake them.
340
00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:43,870
Oh, right.
341
00:24:47,106 --> 00:24:50,710
You're oxidising the iron by
producing an exothermic reaction.
342
00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,545
I bet this looks bloody
suspicious from outside!
343
00:24:59,168 --> 00:25:03,261
I used to have to look out for things like this
on Hampstead Heath when I was with the Met.
344
00:25:04,483 --> 00:25:07,665
I remember one time we saw this
Mini Cooper with its lights on...
345
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:18,771
- What was that?
- Don't know. Branch, maybe?
346
00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:32,806
Wait there.
347
00:26:26,182 --> 00:26:27,610
Can I come in?
348
00:26:27,817 --> 00:26:29,652
You scared the shit out of me!
349
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,490
Yes!
350
00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:36,479
Did you see anything?
351
00:26:37,299 --> 00:26:38,443
Nothing.
352
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,465
I'm going mad.
353
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,940
I just saw Dobbo again.
354
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:45,510
He's probably just hungry.
355
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,070
What?
356
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:52,785
What are these the top five tropes of?
357
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,905
They sleep in the daytime.
358
00:26:56,342 --> 00:26:58,389
They won't cross running water.
359
00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,405
They have to be invited in.
360
00:27:02,263 --> 00:27:04,623
They can't bear the smell of garlic.
361
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:07,735
And yes...
362
00:27:09,510 --> 00:27:11,387
we cast no reflection.
363
00:27:12,396 --> 00:27:14,550
I know you didn't kill your partner.
364
00:27:16,825 --> 00:27:18,505
That was me.
365
00:27:24,606 --> 00:27:26,021
Stop!
366
00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:09,187
Come in, my child.
367
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:11,734
Enjoy your first feed.
368
00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:17,098
An eternity of them await you.
369
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:55,705
One of the more persistent cliches
of the police procedural
370
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:59,670
is that the new partner
always winds up dead.
371
00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:05,785
And here I am.
The living embodiment of that trope.
372
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,816
Well...
I'm not living any more.
373
00:29:10,634 --> 00:29:12,549
But my story...
374
00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:17,303
well, it's as old as time itself.
375
00:29:17,703 --> 00:29:22,303
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