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In tribute to Jean Cocteau
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Charlotte and Her Bloke
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It's me
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I know it's you.
I knew you'd come back.
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I said you would.
You can't stay away from me.
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You're an idiot. You never listen
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I know why you're back.
You've come to say you're sorry.
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It's too late. Whatever it is,
you´d better not say it.
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It's incredible
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Sure, you're the prettiest girl in Paris.
So what, big deal!
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With a guy like that you could
see it coming. Idiot!
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Honestly, you exaggerate
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I know what you're going to say,
but it's rot, complete rot
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So, it didn't work out
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It didn't work out
because it couldn't work out
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It couldn't work out because it
shouldn't have. Impossible. Possible...
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You should know that "impossible"
is a French word
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I too could throw myself
at just anyone. Easy
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I'm not blaming you for being in love
but for thinking he was too
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You can believe in love,
but not in theories about it
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Girls are incredible. Honestly
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They say love's like a waltz. Three
little twirls, yes, yes, yes! Well, no!
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That's why I said nothing
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I knew you'd be back in a week,
your tail between your legs
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So what the hell are you doing here?
Look at you now
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You'll tell me you couldn't have known.
But you could, idiot
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A creep like that!
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I knew he'd drop you
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I could see it coming.
You're such a fool
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It's amazing how girls
have no common sense
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I don't deny
you've a very nice little body
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But you're still a nasty little bitch
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I know you think he'll use you in his
next film because you sleep with him
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No chance.
I know him. He's scum
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Listen to me!
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If you at least made love properly, put
your knee here, hand there, pushed a bit
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I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn´t
witnessed it. It can get on your nerves
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I told you, he's not the type
to take it lightly
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He doesn't give a damn about girls
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What're you thinking about?
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- What do you do together?
- Nothing. He messes me about
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Let me finish. I warned you
not to make a fool of me
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The same old story. Shit!
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I don't blame you for running off with
a guy you've known for three minutes...
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...when you've loved me for three years
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But doing it so flippantly. Worse, with
obvious flippancy. There's a difference
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Don't play the fool
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Don't deny it. I told you it couldn't
work. I knew you'd be back
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Seriously, you can't do without me
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I told you a thousand times
you never will
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I know you're thinking I can't
live without you either. I agree
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That's exactly why
I knew you'd be back
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Don't deny it
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Because I love you, Charlotte,
you're forced to love me.
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If I didn't love you, OK. But since I do,
you must love me too. It's obvious
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Don't say no.
You're tiresome. It's too much
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It was a barmy thing to do, my girl
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You don't have to be a genius, but you
could use your brain now and again
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That's right, you little fool
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You're set on being in films? You'll
have to sleep with thousands more guys
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Anyway, why films?
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It's cheap...
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Cheap and corny
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What is a film anyway? A big head
pulling faces in a little hall
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You must be crazy to go for that!
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I know what I'm talking about.
The cinema is an illusory art
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Novels, painting, OK!
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But not the cinema.
Everyone will tell you you're crazy
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But you never listen. So: you're the
only girl in Paris anyone can have...
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...for free!
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I know what you're going to say...
that you love it
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Rather go on the streets.
At least you'd make some money
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It's true! But when I suggested it
you refused. All right!
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But playing a streetwalker inside
is a thousand times worse
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I can screw around. But not you!
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Because you compromise your soul.
Yes!
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There's a soul behind the face
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And you see a girl's soul in her face
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It's not the same for boys.
That shocks you?
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It reminds me of a nut-case,
full of hot air
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Know what he said?
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"What is most important, ladies and
gentlemen, is not love, not war...
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"...not money, nor happiness,
nor women
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"No, what is most important
is the subtle difference!"
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Yes, kitten. But that'll be the day
when you grasp that
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Christ...
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You've cut your hair.
But you're crazy! Just look at you!
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France is full of idiots
but you break all the records
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I know what you'll say
but you're wrong
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Unbelievable. Girls don't even
realise it, but it's obvious
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You're idiots by definition.
Keep still!
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Let me finish
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I know exactly what you're going to say:
why do I love you? Well, you're a idiot!
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Who says I love you?
I don't any more, so there!
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You should have seen it coming.
You've come back for nothing, dimwit
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I told you if you ditched me you'd come
back a week later saying you're sorry
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I said I wouldn't give a damn
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You'll plead with me in vain.
I'll pretend not to hear
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Like that actor, when Simone Simon told
him she'd throw herself out of the window
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-I don't remember...
-It's in that Max Ophuls film
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Shut up! It's all your fault
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The morning we were getting married.
If you hadn't overslept...
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We wouldn't have been too late
for the Town Hall
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Always the same. Girls think
everything they do is permissible
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Damn! It's unforgivable
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I warned you.
You'll fall flat on your face
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I knew you'd come snivelling back
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You're too much. It'll be a miracle
if I forgive you. There are limits
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Yes, damn it!
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But miracles are very important.
Everything that happens is miraculous
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Know what Picasso said
to Jean Cocteau?
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"It's a miracle...
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"...not to drown in the bath!"
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Don't answer me!
You'll be wrong
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Your great fault is babbling on forever.
Guys hate it
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You should know that by now
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Don't pretend not to listen
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I know you're listening
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I know that creep's waiting for you
down there in his car
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So get out!
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I know your tricks, remember!
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When we met, me in my parachutist's
beret, you were bleating...
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"My parents have thrown me out. I've
nowhere to sleep." And idiot that I was...
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"Sleep in my bed. I'll sleep in
an armchair." Disgusting!
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"Won't you put the coat over my feet?"
You couldn't find a bigger idiot!
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And me stroking you
while you pretended to snooze
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In the morning you put on
the sweet innocent act
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You looked at your naked reflection
and asked: "What must you think of me?"
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Christ! What do I think of you?
Just look at yourself
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Joking apart, when I said you had
pretty breasts it was to please you
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I´m allowed to joke
now and then, right?
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Incredible!
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You're not the first I've foretold the worst
for, and God knows I'm always right
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Look at your pal, Véronique.
Girls like that...
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You keep thinking men love you
for your minds...
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They love your bums! You like men
who despise you. For example, dancing...
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The first time we met...
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Dancing the samba, the mambo. But
the poor jerks who go, in their ties...
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...multicoloured...
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What do they want?
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Rhythm, sambas, mambos?
Forget it! They come...
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...to rub up against it!
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Oh, it's a waste of time.
Why don't you clear off?
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I've had it up to here...
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...having my electric razor used
for what? For shaving your legs!
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At last I'll have some peace!
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At last I'll have my room back
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I'll stand at the window without
getting your undies in my face
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I've been against guys
who live off women...
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How wrong!
Women should be kicked about!
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I never wanted to, because
I believed in being civilised
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I was stupid! You must beat them
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That's it. They need beating up!
It's sad to say, but you must
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You can tell them whatever you like
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Not at all. I'm talking sense,
one sentence following the next
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You must stay with me. It's Cartesian
logic. You love me, I love you
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I'm deliberately speaking like an actor.
I'm deeply moved
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You know I can't do without you.
Slut! If I'd known!
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And that money with the caretaker.
Don't pretend you've forgotten
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If you go I'm finished
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Find another guy who'll put up with
the lot without complaining
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The evening you didn't come back, at the
commissariat, they laughed and winked
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Too bad. I don't give a damn.
I´m not angry with you
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Yes, I am angry.
No, I´m not
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No, yes, I am...
I don't know. It's funny
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I'm angry with you
without being angry
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I know I'm pathetic
but it's because I love you
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I can't live without you.
What shall I do if you leave me?
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I'm begging you not to leave me.
Besides, if you do. I'll smash your face in
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I've got contacts too. I've had a
telegram from Hollywood, for my novel
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Stay with me. As soon as my book's out,
I'll buy you an Alfa Romeo
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English cars are crummy.
I've always said you lacked taste
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You're right, I'm rambling.
But it's your fault I'm all mixed up
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I've been miserable since you left
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Don't leave me alone, I beg you.
Stay!
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You can't. I'll kill myself.
I don't want to kill myself
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I beg you, Charlotte, stay!
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I know what you'll say: men in love
are cowardly, lazy, cruel, stupid
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Yes, it's true. I'm a swine
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But deep down you don't dislike it
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You need someone like me...a guy
with style. Don't deny it, I know
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You can't do without me either
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That's why you're back,
is that right?
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No, Jules,
I came back for my toothbrush
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