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(upbeat music)
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♪ ♪
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children: Psychotown!
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Large cappuccino,
thanks.
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No.
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Sorry?
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The Italians only drink
cappuccino for breakfast,
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and I won't
appropriate their culture
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by serving it
at 2:00 p. m.
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My family comes from Italy,
and we drink it whenever.
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‐Oh, what part?
‐Uh, Sicily.
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‐What part?
‐The east coast. Why do you‐‐
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‐What part?
‐Well, what does it‐‐
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What part? What part?
What part?
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Oh, bloody hell,
Syracuse, okay?
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Ah, Syra‐kooz‐ah,
beautiful town.
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Exactly, so‐‐
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Founded by
the ancient Greeks.
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You're not Italian at all.
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Okay, then I'll have
a black coffee instead.
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I can't serve you coffee,
full stop.
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Why not?
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Your European forefathers
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stole coffee from
the Maltese Muslims.
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I won't be an accomplice.
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Okay, then
a hot chocolate.
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The Hondurans were robbed of
their cacao beans by Columbus,
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so unless you have
some Bajo Aguán blood...
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‐Tea?
‐Are your forebears
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from Yunnan province
in southern China?
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‐Hot milk.
‐Do you have bovine ancestry?
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‐Hot soy milk.
‐Are you related
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to the traditional owners
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of the deforested
Amazonian basin
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that houses the world's
soybean plantations?
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Yes.
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Oh, which tribe?
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Orange juice, then.
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Surely I'm allowed
an orange juice.
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You can have
an orange juice.
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(sighs)
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If you respect the fruit.
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Of course I'll respect it.
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Oh, great, so you'll
eat it seeds whole,
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pass them through
your digestive tract,
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and defecate them somewhere
they can germinate.
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You want me to take a shit
in the street.
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I want you
to be respectful.
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Do you?
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(grunts)
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(groaning)
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Ah.
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(sniffs)
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What do you think of that?
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Are you sure you don't
have bovine ancestry?
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(dynamic music)
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♪ ♪
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(boat creaking)
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(snoring)
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(door bangs)
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Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now!
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Move!
Go for it!
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Where are we?
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‐Get your hips moving!
‐(yells)
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You don't just get to pick
a time when the shark walks by.
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We gotta be prepared.
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‐(yelling)
‐That is some beautiful action,
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Braden, beautiful.
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BRADEN: Imagine,like, you've managed
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to lift this goliathonto the ship,
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and then your Reg Grundies
hit your ankles,
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and right
as you're about to go,
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you look down and...
you're limp as a cooked carrot.
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No, not me, mate.
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We gotta practice.
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KENNETH: Move, Braden!
Do it again!
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Oh.
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(both laugh)
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Oh, that's
a personal best
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and a very solid
test run.
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‐Okay, mate.
‐Oh.
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All right,
you get some rest.
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We'll get ready
to dominate
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those real finnies
in the morning.
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‐Okay.
‐Love you.
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Love you.
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(door bangs)
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Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! Now! Now! Now!
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Okay!
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NARRATOR:Since the dawn of time,
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sharks have ruled the seas.
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Now two men will fightto take their kingdom
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by force.
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BRADEN: Last time out, we
failed to dominate the shark,
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and that was my dunder
as the leader,
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while it was Tim's dunder
in the literal sense
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because he dropped the bag‐‐
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No, Kenneth had a seizure.
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Okay, because he was
off his meds, mate,
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but he's fixed that problem
now, haven't you, bud?
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Have you fixed your problem
of having shit for brains?
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I don't want
to get confrontational.
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I apologize, mate.
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Okay, now what
we're gonna do today
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is just a very simple
trust exercise.
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So I want you to say your name.
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You're gonna tell us
your dream holiday.
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What's my dream holiday?
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And then you're
gonna follow it
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just with your deepest,
darkest secret, okay?
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So, Kenneth, you want
to start us off, mate?
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Sure.
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Okay, well, my name's Kenneth,
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and the perfect holiday
would be
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being dropped in a jungle
completely nude
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and having
to kill my way out.
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And my secret would be...
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well, a couple of years ago
when I was living in Brisbane,
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I got really rat‐assed
one night
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and hit my mate Bruce
in a car.
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So, um...
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BRADEN:
Holy shit.
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You hit‐‐
you hit Bruce?
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Yeah.
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BRADEN: You testified
against that guy.
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Who was that?
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I actually don't know.
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BRADEN:
Jesus.
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KENNETH: Oh, well,
here's another one.
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Yeah,
so I guess I, uh,
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helped convict someone
of a crime they didn't commit,
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and they're doing
a reasonable stretch,
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and that, uh...
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yeah, that haunts me every day.
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I bet it does.
I bet it does.
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Good work, mate.
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Okay, Dr. Evelyn?
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Oh, all right, uh...
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my name's Dr. Evelyn Allen.
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My dream holiday,
that would be
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reading a nice steamy romance
novel on a beach in Fiji.
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(chuckles)
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And my secret,
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15 years ago, I was
diagnosed with dementia.
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BRADEN:
Great work, Doctor.
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Tim?
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Sorry, are you allowed
to practice marine biology?
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Yeah, I'm allowed out.
I mean‐‐
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Uh‐uh, no, don't‐‐
don't answer that.
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Tim, this isn't an exercise
for you to judge people, mate.
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She's just
bared her soul.
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You're not gonna
chastise her for it.
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Oh, I didn't mean to.
I'm sorry.
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‐I'm sorry.
‐Oh, no worries. No problem.
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I didn't‐‐I wasn't
judging you.
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I didn't know
you had dementia.
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Good, okay.
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We're getting stronger.
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Tim.
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Um, well, my name's Tim.
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Um, my dream holiday would be,
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like, a ski resort in the Alps
or something.
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And secret, um...
(clears throat)
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When I was ten years old,
I was at a party,
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and we were playing
Spin the Bottle,
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and I had to kiss
my cousin Lucy.
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So, yeah, I've never
told anyone that.
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KITTY:
Okay, um, me next.
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So, hi, my name's Kitty,
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um, and I‐‐
(laughter)
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(laughing)
I'm sorry.
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I'm fine.
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BRADEN: Why the fuck would you
play with your cousin?
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EVELYN:
Okay, come on now, Braden.
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You said that this
would be a safe place.
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BRADEN:
No, it is. It is.
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I apologize.
It is.
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And also, we can relate.
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We used to play a lot
of Strip Poker with our family.
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(laughter)
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KENNETH:
Oh, full house.
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Time to see Grandma's
full bush.
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(laughter)
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TIM: (laughs mockingly)
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"I got drunk and crippled
someone with my car."
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Well, that's, uh...
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It's really
not that funny, mate.
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Yeah, I think it's hilarious.
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You think drunken driving
is hilarious?
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No, absolutely not.
Of course I don't.
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I'm just annoyed
that they're laughing at me
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'cause I had
to kiss my cousin.
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(laughter)
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Again.
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Would you say it again?
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(laughing)
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What's your secret?
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Okay, my secret is that
I do not have any secrets.
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Fuck you.
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I don't, and that's why
I've called this,
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so that we can get stronger
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and that we can be open books
just like I am
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so we can trust each other.
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It's vital.
Kitty?
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Um, yeah, okay.
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So, um, my name's Kitty,
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and I think that
my dream holiday
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would actually be just
being here with all of you.
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‐KENNETH: Oh, my God.
‐BRADEN: That is so sweet.
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KENNETH: Yes, lovely.
That's really sweet.
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Uh, and my secret is that,
um, I have a boyfriend,
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um, but I've actually
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got really strong feelings
for, uh, somebody else.
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‐Oh.
‐Ooh, very juicy.
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I hope for your sake
it's not Tim's cousin
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'cause she's already
spoken for.
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(laughter)
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Um, it's not.
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I'm in love with Braden.
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Yeah.
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I do feel terrible,
though, um,
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because of his wife and son.
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(laughing)
Don't say that.
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(sentimental piano music)
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KITTY: And I'd never reallyfancied myself a homewrecker.
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BRADEN:
Put Little Braden on.
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No, I don't want to be
sexually aroused
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when I'm talking
to my son.
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(laughs)
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Ah, there he is,
you stupid idiot.
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(laughs)
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How ya going,
you little carpet grub?
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Maybe in the next life
hopefully?
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Yeah.
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(electronic music)
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(electronic music)
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(extreme, dramatic music)
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(punches landing)
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What is up?
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captain Devin Dreen here.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ ♪
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MAN: You know, you're a lot
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And is that a problem?
259
00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,200
No, that's‐‐that's fine.
260
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,700
Well, it's nice
to meet you.
261
00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,666
Whatever.
262
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,933
Oh, there's no smoking
in here.
263
00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,533
It's not smoke.
It's a vape.
264
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,700
Excuse me?
265
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,766
Hey, it's vapor.
266
00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,566
‐It's not smoke.
‐I'm sorry. It's not allowed.
267
00:10:16,666 --> 00:10:18,066
(exhales)
268
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,666
(whispers)
Jesus.
269
00:10:19,766 --> 00:10:22,133
All right, let's do this.
Let's talk.
270
00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:23,466
Okay, what would you
like to talk about?
271
00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:25,000
I don't know.
272
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,233
Isn't this the part
where I'm supposed to tell you
273
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:29,166
about how my mother's
ruining my life?
274
00:10:29,266 --> 00:10:30,833
Well, I don't know.
Is that why you're here?
275
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,866
Yeah, it is.
276
00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,333
She's making me,
277
00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:37,666
otherwise she's gonna
kick me out of the house
278
00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:38,933
'cause I have
to live with her
279
00:10:39,033 --> 00:10:41,966
'cause I'm an absolute
fuckin' piece of shit.
280
00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:44,600
And is she making you,
or do you choose to?
281
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,266
Do I choose to?
282
00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:48,066
Oh, yeah, no, that's right.
283
00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:51,300
Yeah, I've always dreamed
of being a 30‐year‐old troll
284
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,900
that lives with his mother
after getting fired from a job
285
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,533
working the furnace
of a cinnamon bun factory.
286
00:10:56,633 --> 00:10:59,066
Yep, I can tell
you're being sarcastic.
287
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,866
Yeah, and I can tell why
you have 3 1/2 stars on Yelp.
288
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,466
(sighs)
289
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:08,233
Is this common for you
to put people down?
290
00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,366
Oh, why,
because I'm a troll?
291
00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:12,233
Oh, you think we all
just talk shit,
292
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,966
go online,
harass people,
293
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:15,433
spread viruses
on their computer?
294
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:17,166
No, I'm not stereotyping you
as a troll.
295
00:11:17,266 --> 00:11:19,666
I'm just referring
to our interaction.
296
00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,300
You just put me down.
297
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,666
Oh, well, did I hurt
your feelings, princess?
298
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,233
Well, yeah, you did
kind of a little bit, yeah.
299
00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:29,533
Oh, well.
300
00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,500
(clears throat)
I'm sorry.
301
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,900
I think I just
get scared sometimes.
302
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,433
I go on the offensive.
303
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:36,833
And why do you
think that is?
304
00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,100
Why do I think that is?
305
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,266
I‐‐I don't know.
(sighs)
306
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:44,266
Maybe I see things
that people don't think I see,
307
00:11:44,366 --> 00:11:47,566
you know,
these little gestures, nuance.
308
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,233
So, yeah, I go online.
I do talk shit.
309
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,900
I do harass people.
310
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,733
I spread pop‐up viruses on
their computers specifically.
311
00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,266
(clears throat)
I don't know.
312
00:11:58,366 --> 00:11:59,533
Maybe it makes me
feel better
313
00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:01,300
to make other people
feel like me...
314
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,433
Like garbage.
315
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,633
I think it's very impressive
how quickly you open up.
316
00:12:10,733 --> 00:12:12,366
You just‐‐
317
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,733
you are very articulate.
318
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,266
Mm‐hmm.
319
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,833
You are a very
interesting person.
320
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,366
(sniffs)
321
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,333
Now, what‐‐
322
00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,633
what‐‐what's making you
emotional right now?
323
00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:34,233
You just said
that I was a person,
324
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,166
and most people
just call me a troll.
325
00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:39,100
(clock ticking)
326
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,866
WOMAN: ♪ Bitch, I'm nasty ♪
327
00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:42,266
♪ Bitch, I'm‐‐bitch, I'm nasty ♪
328
00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:43,166
♪ Hey ♪
329
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:44,366
(splash)
330
00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:46,533
Hey, Kenneth, how's it going?
331
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,200
Pretty good.
332
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,966
KITTY: Braden's just
on the phone to his family.
333
00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,233
Whoo!
334
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:55,033
Must be so cool
to be an uncle.
335
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,833
Oh, yeah, yeah.
336
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:58,833
Yeah.
337
00:12:58,933 --> 00:13:01,233
What about, um...
338
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,900
What about Braden's wife?
339
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,466
Do you like her?
340
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,466
Oh, Jordana,
oh, she's amazing.
341
00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:09,966
Yeah, she's funny, smart,
attractive.
342
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:11,566
Haven't actually
met her or the kid,
343
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,233
but Braden's told me a grip
of stories about him.
344
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,300
Sounds wicked.
345
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,300
You haven't‐‐
you haven't met either of them.
346
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,666
No.
347
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,066
I got some photos,
though.
348
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,933
That's not it.
That's a toilet.
349
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,000
No, potatoes.
350
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,700
Here you go,
Braden's family.
351
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,500
(chuckles)
352
00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:34,866
Jordana, Braden Jr.,
and that's their dog.
353
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:36,133
Now then.
354
00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:43,133
I don't‐‐I don't think
this photo is real, though.
355
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:46,200
(laughs)
356
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,000
What, are you an idiot?
357
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,000
Of course it's real.
358
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,466
Look at it
and feel it.
359
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,200
Yeah, um, I think
360
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,466
that somebody's Photoshopped,
um, Braden's head
361
00:13:58,566 --> 00:14:01,766
onto this other
person's body here.
362
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:03,566
See the others?
They've got a neck,
363
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:06,133
but he doesn't have one.
364
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,866
‐You know, when you‐‐
‐Nah.
365
00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:11,000
No, no, 'cause he's just
a little bit...
366
00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:16,100
More‐‐more tan in that one.
367
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,500
I'm gonna go to bed.
368
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,366
So...
Yep.
369
00:14:23,466 --> 00:14:26,300
(ominous music)
370
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,066
♪ ♪
371
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,600
(rock music)
372
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:31,866
MAN: ♪ G‐g‐goodness,gracious ♪
373
00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:33,466
Ah, Mr. Alfonsi.
374
00:14:33,566 --> 00:14:34,700
Sorry I'm late.
375
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,200
I was in custody
for public defecation.
376
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,300
Oh, let me guess:
377
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,533
you need
to trace your ancestry
378
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:41,600
to see what beverages
you're allowed to drink.
379
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,766
Exactly.
380
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:43,966
Yes, a lot of public defecators
381
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,400
are coming in for that lately.
382
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,533
We can do a DNA test
right here in the lab.
383
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:48,733
All I need is a sample:
384
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,533
‐saliva, hair...
‐Okay.
385
00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,100
Urine, semen,
vomit, poo...
386
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,833
‐Yeah, here.
‐Vomit mixed with urine,
387
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:55,800
semen mixed with poo.
388
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,666
Here.
389
00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:57,766
Okay, fine.
390
00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:01,166
Would have been nice having
some poo on it, but anyway.
391
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,833
(computer beeps and whirs)
392
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,500
Oh, interesting.
393
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,533
It says that you're
descended from...
394
00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:08,966
From who?
395
00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,600
From...
396
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,000
A trilobite.
397
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,100
A what?
398
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,733
(computer chimes)
399
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:18,166
A trilobite from Siberia
500 million years ago.
400
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:21,366
He was 3 millimeters long,
and his name was Victor.
401
00:15:21,466 --> 00:15:23,133
What did he drink?
402
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:26,666
He ingested an exclusive diet
of mashed worms.
403
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,433
Worms.
404
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,933
(computer chimes)
405
00:15:30,033 --> 00:15:32,266
Aquatic worms
mashed into a pulp.
406
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,700
So if I stick to those,
I should be safe.
407
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,666
Yes, now get the fuck
out of my office.
408
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,333
Why would you say that?
409
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,833
Because I'm descended
from aquatic worms, asshole.
410
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,833
(electronic music)
411
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,900
(chill music)
412
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,200
(beeping)
413
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,566
(breath whooshing)
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
414
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:56,833
And look at us now, Dreeners.
415
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:59,566
We are the biggest family
in the world,
416
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,866
and we do not let haters
tell us what we can't do.
417
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:05,700
So today in honor of 20 mil,
I'm gonna teach you all
418
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,866
something else that the haters
say I can't do.
419
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:10,633
(drum roll)
420
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,333
How to drive home drunk.
421
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:15,800
‐(air horn blasts)‐(hip‐hop music)
422
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:18,366
Yo, uh, uh, so for all
my Dreeners that are underage,
423
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:21,533
without a license, please,
please, please, make sure
424
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:24,333
that you at least practice
on GTA, Mario Kart,
425
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,500
Need for Speed,
or whatever the‐‐
426
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,266
(loud crash)
427
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,566
Whoa, yo.
428
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,200
Dang.
429
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,766
Okay.
430
00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:34,600
(pants)
431
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,633
Oh, yo, let's
do some cardio, boys!
432
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,166
(laughs)
20 mil, 20 mil, 20 mil.
433
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:43,566
‐(siren wails)
‐Oh, buddy.
434
00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,233
Listen, just chill, brah.
Just chill.
435
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,800
Everything's cool with the cops
436
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,233
if you got a face
like this, all right?
437
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,100
(electric guitar)
438
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,433
MAN: Yeah!
439
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,266
(rhythmic bass drum music)
440
00:16:57,366 --> 00:17:00,466
♪ ♪
441
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:03,366
(insects humming)
442
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,333
Okay, this is the place.
443
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:12,966
(speaking Russian)
444
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,766
Oh, hey, guys.
445
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:17,666
(speaking Russian)
446
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,866
Sorry, uh,
I don't speak trilobite.
447
00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:23,366
I'm, uh, a relative
of Victor's.
448
00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:25,033
You know, Victor?
449
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:27,866
He lived here,
uh, a while ago.
450
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:36,066
So I‐‐I'm moving here
to live with you guys
451
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,366
and ingest
mashed worms.
452
00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:45,566
Hey, I, uh, brought
some human food for you to try
453
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:49,000
so it's a fair swap:
Apple Cinnamon Pop Tarts.
454
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,866
(screaming)
455
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:15,466
(rhythmic bass drum music)
456
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:18,200
(electronic music)
457
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,633
(crash)
458
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,066
♪ ♪
459
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,700
(relaxed music)
460
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,266
BRADEN: ♪ Oh, Jimmy came down
to bunt some swallows ♪
461
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,233
♪ Jimmy came down
to bunt them hard ♪
462
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,133
♪ Jimmy came down
to bunt some swallows ♪
463
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:38,366
Oh, how you goin', mate?
464
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:40,066
KENNETH:
Yeah, good.
465
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,400
‐You got a sec?
‐I sure do.
466
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,900
What's going on?
467
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,333
Uh, man, uh, I just
had a conversation
468
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:46,466
with Kitty last night.
469
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:48,033
‐Yeah?
‐And, um...
470
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,466
She was just asking
a lot of questions
471
00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:51,566
about Jordana
and Braden Jr.
472
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,333
Oh.
473
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:56,900
Yeah, what about her?
474
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,700
She was just saying that
maybe I haven't met 'em, um,
475
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,333
because maybe
they don't exist.
476
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,766
(tense music)
477
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:07,266
(scoffs)
478
00:19:07,366 --> 00:19:10,400
(laughing)
479
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,000
(coughs)
Don't exist?
480
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,366
(both laugh)
481
00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,966
Like, I'm having
conversations with them
482
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:18,633
on the phone
every night.
483
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:21,633
It'd be‐‐it'd be totally insane
if they didn't exist.
484
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,766
(laughing)
I know.
485
00:19:23,866 --> 00:19:26,000
Hello?
Hello, son?
486
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,200
Just wait, pause.
487
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,700
No one's there.
488
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,333
Hello, wife?
Wait, pause, no one's there.
489
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:33,533
No.
490
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:36,633
I know, honestly, I think she
might be a little bit you know.
491
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:37,700
‐No, she's insane.
‐KENNETH: Yeah.
492
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:40,866
So we can call 'em?
493
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,666
What's that?
494
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:44,833
Well, we can call 'em,
right, just to‐‐
495
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:45,833
just wanna call
and say hi.
496
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:46,733
What are you
talking about, mate?
497
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,300
What is this, just to, like,
498
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,733
prove that they're at home
where we all live together?
499
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,133
No, no, no.
500
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,766
Just want to catch up
on lost time.
501
00:19:52,866 --> 00:19:55,233
Well, no, you can't
call 'em now.
502
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,866
They're not home.
503
00:19:56,966 --> 00:19:59,000
She's taking Little Braden
to school, you crazy doof.
504
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:01,933
Well, we could call them
on the mobile.
505
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,433
Psst.
506
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:08,066
Yeah, yeah, okay.
507
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,866
What's the number?
508
00:20:09,966 --> 00:20:13,833
0491 570 156.
509
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:16,100
‐(phone buttons beeping)
‐Shit.
510
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,700
(line trilling)
511
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,233
WOMAN: Hello?
512
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,233
‐Hello, is that Jordana?
‐I‐‐I told you.
513
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,000
Hon, we'll call you back.
I know you're driving.
514
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,666
WOMAN: Who is this?
515
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,133
Give me the phone.
She's gonna get a ticket!
516
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:30,033
‐Shut up.
‐Okay, okay, okay, yep.
517
00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,466
‐WOMAN: Hello?
‐Is this Braden's wife?
518
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,266
WOMAN: Uh, no, sorry.
519
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,733
I‐‐I think you've gotthe wrong number.
520
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:39,333
So you don't know anyone
named Braden.
521
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,900
WOMAN:I went on a blind date once
522
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,633
with some guynamed Braden.
523
00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:47,400
He was a extreme sport idiotor whatever.
524
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,233
So what's going on here?
525
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,633
BRADEN:
Hello, my name is Braden.
526
00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:57,033
Uh, my dream holiday
would just be to spend, like,
527
00:20:57,133 --> 00:21:00,866
a lazy Sunday
with my wife and son.
528
00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,433
KENNETH:
(clears throat)
529
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:05,166
And your secret is?
530
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,466
And my secret
531
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,633
is that I do not
532
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,400
have a wife and son.
533
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,166
(laughs)
I knew it.
534
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:16,233
‐Ha!
‐EVELYN: Tim.
535
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,400
Oh, come on,
that's hilarious.
536
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,733
You don't think
that's funny
537
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:20,433
that he made up
he has a wife and son?
538
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,133
Oh, whatever.
539
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:29,633
Anyway, I'm sorry that I lied
about having a family.
540
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:32,966
KITTY:
No, it's not true.
541
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:39,033
It's not
because you do have a family,
542
00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,466
and we're all here.
543
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,133
Thank you.
544
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:48,200
(tender music)
545
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,733
‐I love you.
‐I love you, too, mate.
546
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:55,100
I love you, babe.
547
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,066
Yeah, come on.
Come on, let's bring it in.
548
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,166
‐Come on, Tim.
‐EVELYN: Yes, come on, Tim.
549
00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:03,100
♪ ♪
550
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,266
Thank you.
551
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,900
Let's go fuck that shark.
552
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,233
♪ ♪
553
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,866
BRADEN:
Come on, punch it!
554
00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:12,233
KENNETH:
I can't punch him.
555
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,966
I'm holding him. Tim!
556
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,566
TIM:
I'm not gonna punch a shark!
557
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,933
KENNETH: We're losing him.
We're losing him!
558
00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,066
BRADEN: Oh, damn it.
559
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:21,566
KITTY: What happened?
560
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,766
BRADEN: I slipped.
561
00:22:22,866 --> 00:22:24,266
EVELYN: Did you do it?
562
00:22:24,366 --> 00:22:25,466
BRADEN: Tim, do you want
to answer that?
563
00:22:25,566 --> 00:22:26,866
TIM:
I'm not gonna punch a shark.
564
00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:28,633
BRADEN: (groans)
You gotta trust us, mate.
565
00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:30,100
We just did the exercise.
566
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,466
TIM: Yeah,
and you all laughed at me
567
00:22:31,566 --> 00:22:32,766
when I said
I kissed my cousin.
568
00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:36,400
(laughter)
569
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,500
KENNETH: It's still good.
570
00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,233
WOMAN: ♪ When I hop out ♪
571
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,033
♪ They gon' call meRico Bruce ♪
572
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,033
♪ When I drop the top, I turnthat shit into a coupe ♪
573
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,233
(siren wails)
574
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,333
Are you Devin Dreen?
575
00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:53,233
(chuckling)
Yo, yo, we got a Dreener!
576
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,700
‐What's up, dog?
‐Yo, what's up?
577
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,266
Ahh!
578
00:22:56,366 --> 00:22:59,066
No, no, he's a‐‐he's
a YouTube influencer, right?
579
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,933
Yeah, don't be a Dreen Peen.
Haters suck.
580
00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:01,666
Dude, why are
your hands bloody?
581
00:23:04,766 --> 00:23:05,466
Dude, why is there blood‐‐
582
00:23:05,566 --> 00:23:06,500
(laughs)
583
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,466
Please, please, please.
584
00:23:08,566 --> 00:23:10,033
I'm a Dreener.
585
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:10,966
I'm Dreen Team.
I'm Dreen Team.
586
00:23:11,066 --> 00:23:12,666
Oh, yeah,
so you subscribe?
587
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,233
What?
588
00:23:14,333 --> 00:23:16,133
I'm gonna hit 20 million
subscribers today, dude.
589
00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:17,166
Are you subscribed
to my channel?
590
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:20,766
Of course.
591
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:23,633
You're lying.
592
00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:25,033
Why‐‐why are you lying?
593
00:23:25,133 --> 00:23:26,100
‐You don't like my videos?
‐COLLINS: No.
594
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,100
I just‐‐you‐‐
you post a lot.
595
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,333
‐I post a lot? Dude!
‐I'm sorry.
596
00:23:30,433 --> 00:23:33,233
Pull out your phone right now
and subscribe to my channel.
597
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,466
(breathing heavily)
Oh...oh, my God.
598
00:23:35,566 --> 00:23:36,866
What?
599
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,800
I'm your 20 millionth
subscriber.
600
00:23:45,566 --> 00:23:48,566
(explosion)
601
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:49,833
‐(hip‐hop music)
‐Yo.
602
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:18,200
WOMAN: ♪ When I hop out ♪
603
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,066
♪ They gon' call meRico Bruce ♪
604
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:22,766
♪ When I drop the top, I turnthat shit into a coupe ♪
605
00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:25,400
♪ It's a new day,I need me a new boo ♪
606
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,033
♪ Countin' blue face, myfavorite show Blue's Clues ♪
607
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,633
♪ Put yourself in my shoes,you be me and I'm you ♪
608
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:31,866
♪ You like to playhide and seek ♪
609
00:24:31,966 --> 00:24:33,833
♪ I can't wait to find you ♪
610
00:24:33,933 --> 00:24:35,700
♪ You the hood rollercoaster,niggas like to ride you ♪
611
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,200
♪ How you hatin'in the daytime ♪
612
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:38,833
♪ Go get you some money ♪
613
00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,433
♪ And stop worryingabout how I write ♪
614
00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:42,733
♪ Bass hit heavyand I hit it every damn time ♪
615
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,200
♪ He said he want my number ♪
616
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,800
♪ So I gave that boythe hotline ♪
617
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,766
♪ Bad bitch,she gon' shake it all night ♪
618
00:24:47,866 --> 00:24:49,433
♪ Girl if you put iton a nigga ♪
619
00:24:49,533 --> 00:24:50,866
♪ Then that boybetter act right ♪
620
00:24:50,966 --> 00:24:52,066
♪ Boy better act right ♪
621
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:53,200
♪ You be suckin' dick ♪
622
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,333
♪ Straight top ♪
623
00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:55,966
♪ New OG ♪
624
00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:57,633
♪ Straight drop ♪
625
00:24:57,733 --> 00:25:00,233
‐(clear music)‐CHORUS: ♪ Yes ♪
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