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(dramatic music)
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- I made an honest mistake.
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- They're not gonna believe
anyone can be that stupid.
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You're doing a PhD in History of Art.
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- In 17th century Flemish textiles.
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- [Woman] Blood antiquities
are being looted from Syria
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by jihadist militants.
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- We have a war crime in our kitchen!
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- We are not hiring a bounty hunter.
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- Barnaby?
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- My dad's a crook, I'm
lying to the police.
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- I shot a guy from a cartel!
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You happy?
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- The body count rises.
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Who wants tea?
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- [Leah] The statues are
worth at least $5 million,
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I said I'd sell them to
the cartel for two million.
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- You want me to go to Mexico?
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- I need this money.
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And so does Nina.
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- Oh, that is, um, more-ish.
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(crack)
(groans)
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- Open it.
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You earned it.
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Two million dollars!
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Of cocaine?
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(moans)
(punches loudly)
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(shouts in foreign language)
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(jaunty theme music)
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(groans from car)
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(foreign language song)
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(muffled yells)
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- Ola, senor.
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Por favor, uno, roomo.
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Trying to make an effort.
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- Two or double?
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- Double, because we are a
married couple on holiday.
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- Okay.
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- Why the hell did you
tell him we were married?
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- Because I didn't want
him asking questions.
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- It's not Victorian England,
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- Yes I know, but we do look
like a pretty odd couple.
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- What the hell do you mean by that?
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- So, how you wanna pay?
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- Do you by any chance accept...
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(slams)
Cocaine?
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- Jesus Christ, we're in
Los Cartenas territory
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and you just gave some schmuck
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10 grand of their own coke.
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- I'm sorry, I don't know
what the exchange rate is.
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Oh, God, I always overpay on holiday.
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- We are not on holiday!
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You better wake up, kid,
or we'll both end up dead.
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- You want me
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to take your bags?
- No, no, all good, thank you.
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We travel light.
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Just the clothes on our
back and a, load of snort.
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(birds cheeping)
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- TV, bedroom, bathroom.
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- What a dump.
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- It's lovely.
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(kicking from car)
- It used to be one room,
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I make it two room.
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- [Barnaby] Oh, very entrepreneurial.
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- Think I left something in the car.
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(man groans)
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- This bed is very comfy,
bit of spring to it.
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Bet it's seen a fair bit
of action in its time.
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If these sheets could talk.
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What's the toggage on that?
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- Todgit?
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- Toggage.
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- Todgit?
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(grunts and moans from outside)
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This is lovely.
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Have you visited Japan?
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- No.
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- De bano, de bano.
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- You want me to show how to use toilet?
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- Yes, thank you.
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(Nina shouts and grunts)
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(speaking in foreign language)
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One always assumes but assumption
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can be the mother of all failure.
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Ooh, case in point.
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(shouts and grunts)
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Una moment.
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Are you okay?
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- Hmm!
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(dramatic music)
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(truck roars away)
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- I wonder what's happened to Leah?
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- After all the lies and shit
your sister put us through,
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I could give two poo-poo's where she is.
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- But we've got her cocaine.
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- Our cocaine.
(comedy music on TV)
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Listen Barnaby.
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We're gonna be fine.
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All we need to do is get new
passports, and some cash, and,
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kill the drug lord in the trunk.
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- Pull!
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(gun fires twice)
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(gentle orchestral music)
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You're late
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Grayson Perry's.
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She wrote a piece in The Guardian
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calling us a cultural cancer.
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Pull!
(gun fires twice)
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I have a job for you.
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Nigel Walker's deposit box.
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It's in the City of London vault.
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200 feet below ground
boasting to 25 ton doors
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capable of withstanding
a 30 megaton blast,
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requiring both iris and voice recognition.
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Interest.
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(clock ticks loudly)
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(projector beeps)
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(projector beeps at picture change)
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(speaks in German)
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Adolf Hitler's only nude.
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The Braun sisters, Eva,
Elsa, and Grandmother Gretel.
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- Nigel Walker had it the whole damn time
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so why aren't we turning
his store upside down?
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- Softly, softly Keegan,
the man died at our house.
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We need Barnaby Walker,
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- Dead or alive.
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- No, no.
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We need him alive, he'll
lead us to the painting.
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Feel free to dispose of Nina Morales.
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(gun mechanism clicks)
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- Good luck.
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- What.
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- No way!
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- Shooting a guy who's all tied up
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is a sneaky bitch ass move.
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You should do it.
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- I'm not a bitch ass.
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Rock, paper, scissors?
(birds cheep)
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(blows out)
(traffic hums on bridge)
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One, two, three.
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- [Both] One, two, three.
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- One, two, three.
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- What, so now you wanna kill him?
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- What, no.
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Paper beats rock.
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- No it doesn't.
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- Paper covers rock.
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- So what the fuck is that gonna do?
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The rock will just rip right through it!
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- Sorry.
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You think that rock can
beat paper and scissors?
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- Obviously.
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- That makes no sense.
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In that scenario, who would pick paper?
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- All right.
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We'll toss a coin.
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- Wait.
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Tails, you kill him, heads, I kill him.
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Oh, it's heads.
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- Fair is fair.
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- But it's not fair is it?
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It's totally unsporting.
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- Man up.
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- Right, let's not resort to
crude gender stereotypes here.
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Your womanhood should in no way
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impact upon your abilities
to kill that man.
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If anything, it entitles
you to murder him.
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- Don't Beyonce me into this.
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(gun clicks)
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- Jesus Christ, just give me that.
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(dramatic music)
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(Nina groans)
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(boot slams shut)
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- 'Tis done?
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(bangs from boot)
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- He'll need to use bathroom.
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I'll get my passport, you deal with that.
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(car starts)
(alarm pings)
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- Miss, er, Morales.
- Morales.
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- You came to Mexico on vacation,
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but you can't remember
what flight you were on.
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Nor do you have a
ticket, or a credit card,
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or any identification, and you want me,
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to give you a US passport? (chuckles)
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Lady, do I look like Santa Claus?
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- You look like you ate Santa Claus,
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and had his reindeer for dessert.
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(church bell tolls)
(people chattering)
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What are you doing?
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What is that?
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- I dealt with it.
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- You untied him?
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- No.
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- So did he go?
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(birds tweet)
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- I held him.
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- You what?
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- I unzipped his flies and,
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decanted him into a bottle of Fanta.
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- You touched his dick?
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- Yes.
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- Jesus, Barnaby.
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Better kill this guy before
he needs to take a dump.
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- Hmm, how did it go in there?
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- Not good.
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- Maybe they'll let me
call the British Consulate.
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- Okay, go waste your breath.
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(rapid percussion)
- Here you go.
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This might seem like a dumb question, but,
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do you know Prince William?
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- Yep, still here.
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- A friend definitely can't travel with me
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on my temporary passport.
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What was that?
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I can get a temporary passport
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at the British Consulate in Cancun.
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- But?
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- But, you can't travel
with me as a friend.
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- What the hell's that mean?
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- Oh hell, no.
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- Nina Morales.
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- Get the fuck outta here!
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- Will you make me the happiest--
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- Get up!
- Okay.
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(she sighs)
I don't like it, either.
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(Tijuana brass bridal march)
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- What are you grinning for?
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- Just saying hello.
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- What's up with your hair?
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- I thought it would be nice
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to make a little bit of an
effort for our special day.
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- This is weird enough.
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Please don't make it any weirder.
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- Please join your hands before God.
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Barnaby Mahler Walker,
- My lord!
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- And Nina Maria Morales,
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do you enter into marriage
freely, and wholeheartedly?
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- I do.
- Sure.
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- Will you celebrate each other's bodies
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as man and wife to produce children,
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raising them according
to the law of Christ?
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- Can we ramp this up?
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. Now you may exchange vows.
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- What?
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Vows?
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- Nina, you have protected
me and comforted me
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through thick and thin,
like a good Barbour jacket.
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You've been my friend,
my source of strength,
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and I feel I can cope with
whatever life throws at me
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knowing that you will be at my side.
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I know it can be hard putting
your feelings onto paper,
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so just speak from the heart.
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- Okay.
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Barnaby, when I first met you,
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I thought that you might have some type of
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social, whatchamacallit?
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- Awkwardness.
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- Autism, but, then I realized
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it was just a British thing, so.
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- Thank you.
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I'm overwhelmed.
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- Well,
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witness?
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You need a witness otherwise
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that marriage certificate is not legal.
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(upbeat music)
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(she sighs)
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- You know, at some point we are
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going to need your date of birth.
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00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,499
- September 4th,
271
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:38,743
- 19... 6... 70?
272
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:40,703
- Give me that.
273
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,123
- Padre, about the payment.
274
00:14:57,445 --> 00:14:59,745
(clunk)
275
00:14:59,745 --> 00:15:03,162
(Nina clears her throat)
276
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,373
- I also do baptisms and funerals.
277
00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:17,832
(tense music)
(computer beeps)
278
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:39,400
- Got us a flight.
279
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,770
Leaves at midnight, goes via Toronto,
280
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,570
but beggars can't be choosers.
281
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:43,560
- Passports?
282
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,880
- Awaiting us in Cancun, Mrs. Walker.
283
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,675
- You do know I have a gun?
284
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:48,717
(people chattering)
285
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:49,550
- Understood.
286
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:50,952
- Right, now, you wanna talk about
287
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:53,100
how we're going to get that
cocaine back to London?
288
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,309
- What?
289
00:15:54,309 --> 00:15:56,540
I don't deal in drugs in London Nina.
290
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:59,620
I mean here, you know,
when in Rome, but erm.
291
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,050
- You sell blood antiquities!
292
00:16:01,050 --> 00:16:03,420
- That's just completely different.
293
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:06,740
Cocaine is responsible
for some terrible things.
294
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,880
You only have to walk round
Tate Modern to see that.
295
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,230
- What do you want Barnaby?
296
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,310
- I want to go home.
297
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:15,490
See my mum again, put this
whole nightmare behind me.
298
00:16:15,490 --> 00:16:18,690
- Yeah, kid, I hear you, but
it ain't that easy, okay?
299
00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:20,460
I hate drug dealers.
300
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:23,140
I spent my entire life
tracking those scumbags down,
301
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,143
but, we both have obligations.
302
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:30,017
So step up, at least for your family.
303
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,458
- Our family, technically.
304
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:45,628
(Mexican music on radio)
(pump whirs)
305
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:59,192
(speaking in foreign language)
306
00:17:05,281 --> 00:17:10,281
(box rattles)
(dramatic music)
307
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:16,434
(truck doors slam)
(screeches away)
308
00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,405
(he gags)
309
00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:39,220
- Be careful, that thing
explodes inside of you
310
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,373
you'll die slowly.
311
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:42,169
- For the hundredth time,
312
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,414
I have a very sensitive gag reflex.
313
00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:47,143
- Well, what won't go down must go up!
314
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,160
- What?
315
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,180
No, not for all the tea in China!
316
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,110
- Oh, come on.
317
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:56,630
- Why does it have to go up my bottom?
318
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,740
I mean technically, you
have a larger receptacle.
319
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,080
- Are you implying I have a fat ass?
320
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,650
- No, I meant, um...
321
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:04,590
- You mean my vagina?
322
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:06,110
- Yes.
323
00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:09,350
Anatomically it is more, capacious,
324
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,400
- Ca-what?
325
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,690
- Voluminous, roomy.
326
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,190
- And how do you know
I have a roomy vagina?
327
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:18,350
- Not your vagina, the vagina.
328
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:21,910
- You were happy to put
a man's dick in a bottle.
329
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,470
- Happy?
330
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,270
I derived not an ounce of satisfaction
331
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:28,583
thumping that man's glans into a bottle.
332
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,450
This is ridiculous.
333
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,300
- You know your father died for this deal?
334
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,470
- Don't use that against me.
335
00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:36,950
- All right, I'm sorry.
336
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,950
But right now we have absolutely nothing
337
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:41,150
to show for all the
shit we've been through!
338
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,093
You put this up your ass,
339
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,713
and I'll kill Angel.
340
00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:55,155
(dispenser squeaks)
341
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:01,370
- I'm using some hand lotion
to lubricate the package.
342
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,960
- Don't need a commentary.
343
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,530
- I'm deflowering myself
in a hotel lavatory.
344
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,880
The least you could do
is show me some support.
345
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:11,046
You're supposed to be my--
- Don't say wife.
346
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:11,879
- Friend.
347
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,771
(dramatic music)
348
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:31,076
(purposeful footsteps)
349
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,149
(handle creaks)
350
00:19:53,014 --> 00:19:55,847
(pants and gasps)
351
00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:59,301
(sighs)
352
00:20:00,706 --> 00:20:03,449
The package has been delivered.
353
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:04,449
Oy, get out!
354
00:20:07,229 --> 00:20:08,062
- Shhh.
355
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:13,343
(door creaks open)
356
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,013
Is that my toothbrush?
357
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,693
Stay calm.
358
00:20:33,343 --> 00:20:34,926
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
359
00:20:37,998 --> 00:20:40,415
(gun clicks)
360
00:20:42,225 --> 00:20:45,110
- Oh my God, I'm clenching.
361
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,143
- Stop it!
362
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,473
- How can I?
363
00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:51,477
- It'll break.
364
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:55,265
- Get it out of me?
365
00:20:55,265 --> 00:20:56,098
- What?
366
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:57,393
Ooh, no!
- Please.
367
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,441
The package is retreating.
368
00:21:01,441 --> 00:21:04,108
(handle creaks)
369
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,083
(crash)
370
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:17,480
(door thumps shut)
371
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,897
(man groans)
372
00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:28,318
Hello!
373
00:21:29,303 --> 00:21:31,010
(thumps)
(man shouts)
374
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:36,010
(dramatic music)
(shouts and groans)
375
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:41,559
(loofah slaps)
(man shouts)
376
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,620
(Barnaby chokes)
377
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:54,978
(constant groans and moans)
(thumps and punches)
378
00:21:56,898 --> 00:22:00,311
(toilet flushes)
(man roars)
379
00:22:00,311 --> 00:22:02,676
(wall crashes)
(woman screams)
380
00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:03,826
Don't let me interrupt.
381
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,759
Nina, help me.
382
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:11,163
(heavy kick)
(man cries out)
383
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:15,298
(speaking in foreign language)
384
00:22:15,298 --> 00:22:16,131
Pull me through.
385
00:22:16,131 --> 00:22:16,990
Sorry about this.
386
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:18,924
- Get the fuck outta here!
387
00:22:18,924 --> 00:22:20,271
(squeals)
388
00:22:20,271 --> 00:22:21,556
- Son of a...
389
00:22:21,556 --> 00:22:24,473
(thumps and moans)
390
00:22:27,623 --> 00:22:28,456
- Nina!
391
00:22:28,456 --> 00:22:29,289
- Relax!
392
00:22:29,289 --> 00:22:30,666
That's easy for you to say.
393
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:31,823
- [Nina] You can overdose!
394
00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:33,292
- That is not relaxing.
395
00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,470
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
396
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:37,749
- Ooh, what is that?
397
00:22:37,749 --> 00:22:40,730
(door slams)
398
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,261
(speaking in foreign language)
399
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,350
(gunshot)
400
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:44,914
(thumps)
(Nina shouts)
401
00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:47,914
(thumps and whacks)
402
00:22:50,505 --> 00:22:51,934
(Nina pants)
403
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:53,601
Nina, a little help.
404
00:22:57,137 --> 00:22:59,387
(groaning)
405
00:23:01,786 --> 00:23:05,036
(crashes down heavily)
406
00:23:09,353 --> 00:23:10,847
I think it's time to check out.
407
00:23:12,812 --> 00:23:13,645
- Whoa!
408
00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,394
(guns click)
409
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:20,937
(gun smacks him)
(heavy thump)
410
00:23:20,937 --> 00:23:25,270
(rapid Tijuana brass wedding march)
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