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So you're just going to run away?
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- Yeah.
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- There is a police officer
working for the Shermans.
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- Have you thought about
taking a little time off?
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(man speaking in foreign language)
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- What are you doing?
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- [Leah] GPS, we can
track it to the statues.
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- What if somebody twigs?
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- [Sofia] Nina, the statues!
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We got an address.
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- You want the statues or not?
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- Get outta here.
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Not you.
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- Oh.
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Right.
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- Thank you.
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(car locks clunking)
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- Bring the statues here, tomorrow night.
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And get out.
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- The child lock's still on.
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- Are you nuts?
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Nina, we gotta get outta here!
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- And go where, Ma?
- Back to New York.
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- You don't think they're gonna
come looking for us there?
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- What if there's someone comes looking
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and we want them to find us?
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- You mean, like, Santa Claus?
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- Jesus.
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Sweetie.
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It's been 15 years.
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- [Maria] Nina.
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We need to go home.
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- Ma, you think I don't know that?
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I'll do the deal, then we're
gonna use our half of the money
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to start over.
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(gentle music)
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- Did you do something to
upset your insurance company?
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- I actually think as replacements
go, it's rather swish.
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- [Nina] Who designed it? Pixar?
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- That's Webb.
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Why would anyone swap
that cracking bod for dad?
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- What?
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- The Italian bird dad's schtupping?
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Webb Sherman's wife.
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- The more I hear about your father,
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the more you make sense.
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All right, you know what?
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I have had enough of you, all right?
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- Please, can we focus?
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How are we going to break into this place?
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Get these statues back?
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It's got more security than Fort Knox.
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- Well, I know a man who's broken down
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more than one back door in that house.
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- No.
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Absolutely, categorically not.
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Dad?
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- Hi. (coughs)
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Come in, come in if you're coming in.
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And shut that door if you don't mind.
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I was just having my breakfast.
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- Anchovies and a bottle of red wine?
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- I know, it should be white with fish.
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- It shouldn't be wine!
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- I'm on holiday!
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Pull up a bucket.
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No, not that one!
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I thought you didn't get my texts.
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- No, I did.
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- Why didn't you text me?
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- Because this is a grown-up problem.
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- Says the guy who's shitting in a bucket.
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Why are you hiding in here anyway?
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- Look.
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The Shermans have been
trying to have me killed.
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Their man boarded my flight to Spain.
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Luckily, I managed to nip off
before the plane took off.
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- So what do you plan on doing now?
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- I was gonna talk to that Suleiman girl
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but apparently she's been suspended.
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- So what are you going to do?
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- Currently, I would
sell my soul for a bath.
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- Well you do know mom is at home?
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And after the way you've treated her
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I wouldn't be surprised if she
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knocked you out.
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- Oh, thank God!
- Shh.
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- I thought I'd never see you again.
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I'm so, so sorry, Nigel.
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- Mom?
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You don't have anything to apologize for.
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- You don't understand. (sighs)
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I've been dishonest too.
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- If this is the thing you
told me you did after "Poldark"
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that's not cheating.
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- Nigel, your accident
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it was my fault.
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- What?
- What?
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- Well, I couldn't find my glasses.
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You know what I'm like.
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And, um, well I picked up the wrong phone
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and I saw a message from her.
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And I felt such a fool.
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And a little bit upset, actually.
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And you were smoking
one of your foul cigars
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out of the bedroom window
and | just thought,
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"Sod it."
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- You pushed him?
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- Do you think I'm a monster?
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- No.
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- Respect.
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- Well, it's all over now, hey? (chuckles)
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How have you been otherwise?
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- Oh, well, um, ticking along.
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- Ticking along?
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Mom, you got kidnapped!
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- You make it sound so dramatic.
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- It was, I was terrified!
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- Well, let's just have a nice cup of tea.
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- [Nigel] Lovely.
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- I'll get some biscuits.
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- Get the fuck outta here.
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- It was last Valentine's Day.
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The Shermans are skiing in Vail.
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I decide to pop over to Monica's
for a quick knee trembler.
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- Can you get to the point?
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- I put the wrong code into the alarm.
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Five minutes later, I'm
facedown on a bed of rose petals
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being hogtied by the police.
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- The code.
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- I'll give you a clue.
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Caravaggio's dates?
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- 1571, 1610.
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- Very good.
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Now every day at three
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Webb Sherman has a music lesson
and Keegan has a massage.
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There's a 45 minute window.
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- To carry out seven huge statues
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from their house in broad daylight?
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- Tell me about the interior.
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- Vulgar, very American.
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No offense.
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- She meant the layout, Dad.
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Where are they going to keep the statues?
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- Oh.
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They keep their under-the-counter pieces
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in a vault in the library.
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But it can only be opened with
the Shermans' fingerprints.
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- The massage.
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We go in, say we're the masseuse.
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- Then chop off their fingers.
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- Get their prints.
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- If you're going to
pose as Keegan's masseuse
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you're gonna have to
wear something skimpy.
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- Like father, like son,
treating me like a piece of meat.
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- I meant Barnaby.
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(doorbell rings)
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- Hello.
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Igor.
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(Barnaby grunts)
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- [Keegan] Shall we?
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- Lie down, please.
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On front.
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- [Keegan] Igor!
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Don't hold back.
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My lumbar can take a pounding.
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(keegan moans)
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- [Nina] Hey, babe.
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Ooh, your hair looks nice.
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- Thanks.
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- Wanna come over here
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and help me make some fake fingerprints?
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I gotta break into a house tonight.
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Your know, your mom's still a Morales.
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We don't give up on each other.
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Ever.
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- Yeah, I guess.
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- Oh, baby.
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If she wants to find
you, she'll find a way.
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Okay?
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Come here, I love you.
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(Nina smacking lips)
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- Stop.
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(keegan moans)
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- Now hand massage for you?
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(keegan purrs)
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- [Keegan] You read my mind.
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- Healing clay.
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Make you strong like bull.
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- Yes.
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(keegan moans)
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(Keegan groans)
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Now, if you'll do the honors.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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(hand cream squelching)
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(Barnaby sighs)
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I meant pass me a towel.
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- [Nigel] What are you doing?
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- Nothing.
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Oil.
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I'm fine.
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- Do you have provenance for
those statues, by the way?
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They're worthless without it.
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Barnaby, I don't want
you to blame your mother
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for what she did.
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- I don't, I 100% blame you.
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- You know, Fiona and I
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have never really been
very good at home truths.
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But if it's any consolation
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our relationship is still
remarkably physical.
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- Please stop talking.
- Very wise.
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Bury it deep down.
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Now, I knew a man called John Drewe.
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He was a forger, sold fake paintings.
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He had access to the archives
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at the Tate, the National, the ICA.
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So say he wanted to sell
a fake Picasso, hmm?
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He'd go through all the archives,
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find a letter actually from Picasso
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and then he'd forge a description
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of that fake painting into the letter
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and then, if anyone challenged
him on its provenance,
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it's right there in
Picasso's own handwriting.
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- So he rewrote history?
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- Exactly.
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Now apply that to the statues, okay?
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We need to put a few
previous owners between us
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and the statues' leaving Syria.
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So what do we need?
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Ghosts.
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Yeah, dead people.
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Dead dealers, dead collectors.
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You gotta keep everything.
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Letters, checks, invoices.
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Signatures are worth their weight in gold.
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You can be a conman or a con-artist.
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Your Mexicans are very jolly.
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- Puerto Ricans.
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- Really colorful.
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But are you sure we need to
throw them such a big bone?
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The statues do belong to us.
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- It's 50/50.
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- Okay.
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But a million dollars split
between the three of us
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won't go very far.
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- There are four of us in this family.
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- Come on, your mother's
barely lifted a finger.
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- Ta-da!
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Yo, check this out.
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Huh!
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- Well, you're a little
box of tricks. (yelps)
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- You touch my hair again,
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your arm's gonna be the
next thing I put in plaster.
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- I thought this might come in handy.
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For the heist.
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- What is that?
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- This, my son, is a cattle prod.
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- Dad, no weapons.
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You can get life for armed robbery.
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- Just a thought.
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- Maybe your father's right.
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I mean, we could use all
the help that we can get.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- Yeah.
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I've been thinking about that.
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(gentle music)
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(doorbell chimes)
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- Cute slippers.
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- [Suleiman] What are you doing here?
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- We can give you what you
need to convict the Shermans.
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(car alarm blaring)
272
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,660
- Hello again.
273
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,540
(Pearce grunts)
(cattle prod buzzes)
274
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,529
- [Nina] Holy shit!
275
00:14:03,529 --> 00:14:05,270
What the hell?
276
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,330
- I said no weapons!
277
00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:07,288
- [Nigel] He's a psychopath.
278
00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,621
- Stay by the car.
- Come on!
279
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,247
(alarm blaring)
280
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,247
- Come on!
- Shh!
281
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,255
- Is that a one or a seven?
282
00:14:54,255 --> 00:14:56,065
- Obviously it's a one.
283
00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:57,740
Caravaggio didn't live to 100.
284
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,953
- I don't know who this jerk-off is!
285
00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:03,255
- This jerk-off is the
forefather of radical naturalism.
286
00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:04,735
- The code!
287
00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:06,180
(buttons beeping)
288
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,620
- Don't appreciate you shouting at me!
289
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,537
ALARM STOPS
290
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,680
- [Sherman] Hello?
291
00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:14,488
- Have you ever heard of a thing
292
00:15:14,488 --> 00:15:15,550
called positive re-enforcement?
293
00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,710
- Stop acting like a little bitch.
294
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,543
- Who's there?
295
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,953
Hello?
296
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:25,453
(tense music)
297
00:15:40,119 --> 00:15:43,580
(button pipping)
298
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,497
(doorbell ringing)
299
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,575
(door clunking)
300
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,255
(Barnaby sneezing)
301
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:55,422
- That didn't just happen.
302
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,040
- Detective Suleiman.
303
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,990
- I'm responding to a call-out
we received from your alarm.
304
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,093
- Hmm.
305
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:08,180
I thought they'd put you out to pasture.
306
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,993
- Worse, nights.
307
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,010
DCI Robinson must've known how much
308
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,010
I'd love baby sitting this neighborhood.
309
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:18,503
- I guess he does have a
sense of humor after all.
310
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:21,440
This is where it was triggered.
311
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,523
- [Suleiman] Must have been a false alarm.
312
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,143
- Peter hath cried wolf.
313
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,713
- [Suleiman] Something like that.
314
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,683
- My brother carb-loads
when he's stressed.
315
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:45,260
- I can sit outside in
the car for half an hour
316
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,743
if it puts your mind at rest?
317
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,920
- That would be very kind, detective.
318
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:05,883
You're not coming up?
319
00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:09,010
- Think I need to work off those Twinkies.
320
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,333
Feel positively Rubenesque.
321
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,713
- Shit.
322
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,850
Maybe it needs to be body temperature.
323
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,030
Suck it.
324
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:30,863
- What?
325
00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:31,696
- Suck it.
326
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,450
- Why me?
327
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,493
- I'm not doing it!
328
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,323
Just do it!
329
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:43,053
No, be more sensual.
330
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,100
I'm kidding.
331
00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:56,049
(gentle music)
332
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,123
(button beeps)
333
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,818
(doors whirring)
334
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,303
I'll go get the gates, okay?
335
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:28,350
- Thought you could get away, huh?
336
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:30,113
You're in my house now, baby.
337
00:18:31,905 --> 00:18:34,572
(Keegan grunts)
338
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,705
(Keegan grunting)
339
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:41,538
Hadouken!
340
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,760
(upbeat orchestral music)
341
00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:58,683
(phone ringing)
342
00:18:58,683 --> 00:18:59,560
- Don't jab it.
343
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,710
She's calling Barnaby,
344
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:01,647
you plotz.
- I know, I know,
345
00:19:01,647 --> 00:19:03,876
but I wanna watch "Storage Wars"!
346
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,376
(upbeat orchestral music)
347
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:20,687
(Keegan grunts)
348
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,673
- [Keegan] Igor?
349
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,860
- I very sorry.
350
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,593
I leave phone.
351
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:45,580
- I should have known those were
352
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:48,030
the coarse hands of a thief.
353
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,013
Put the lamp down.
354
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:50,960
- I can't do that.
355
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,540
So, stay back!
356
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,156
(upbeat orchestral music)
357
00:19:56,156 --> 00:19:57,060
(phone ringing)
358
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,535
- [Maria] Don't break it!
359
00:19:58,535 --> 00:20:02,403
- I got it.
360
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,001
(Barnaby yells)
361
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,668
(both grunting)
362
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,208
(gun clicking)
363
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,640
- [Pearce] Where's Nigel Walker?
364
00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:24,674
(tense music)
365
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,893
- [Nigel] Yep, me again.
366
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,060
(cattle prod buzzing)
367
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,490
- Thanks.
368
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,190
(cattle prod buzzing)
Oh, my God!
369
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,698
Enough already.
370
00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:39,655
(cattle prod buzzing)
371
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,738
Jesus Christ.
372
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:48,007
(Barnaby choking)
373
00:20:48,007 --> 00:20:48,857
- I'm sorry, Igor
374
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,958
(suspenseful music)
375
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,708
(pot clattering)
376
00:20:57,100 --> 00:21:00,827
(upbeat orchestral music)
377
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,160
- What?
378
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,330
- Oh, oh, finally!
379
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,360
No problem, darling, sorry.
380
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,473
Sofia's got it working.
381
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:11,700
(Barnaby panting)
382
00:21:16,701 --> 00:21:19,618
(Barnaby grunting)
383
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,440
- What the hell are you doing?
384
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,857
- Get him off me.
385
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,340
- Go faster.
386
00:21:29,305 --> 00:21:30,138
Faster.
387
00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:32,257
Oh, my God!
388
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:39,145
- [Suleiman] Drop it!
389
00:21:39,145 --> 00:21:40,170
- [Barnaby] This wasn't part of the plan!
390
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:42,100
- Get down on the ground, now!
391
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,224
(police sirens blaring)
392
00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:48,307
(car engine revving)
393
00:21:51,809 --> 00:21:54,860
(police sirens blaring)
394
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:56,443
- Friends of yours?
395
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,547
- Not exactly.
396
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,697
I was investigating them
when I got suspended.
397
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,810
They tried to cut me in on tonight.
398
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,760
I pretended to go along with it.
399
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,620
- That's why you got here so quickly?
400
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:13,080
- I know I should have called it in,
401
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,660
but I saw it as an
opportunity to make amends.
402
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:17,150
- Well, detective.
403
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,013
Mens have been a made.
404
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,860
- Forensics.
405
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:28,333
- A word?
406
00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:34,210
About the statues.
407
00:22:34,210 --> 00:22:36,010
- We can make you a very rich woman.
408
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,020
I may have concussion.
409
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,740
- Well, if you've got
all of the provenance
410
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,420
then we'll get the statues back to you
411
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,970
as soon as Forensics are happy.
412
00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:51,664
(gentle music)
413
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,463
- Suleiman's here.
414
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,340
- I'll be 20 minutes.
415
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,173
- Make it 10.
416
00:23:05,173 --> 00:23:07,200
I've got Forensics crawling
all over the place.
417
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,123
- Forensics?
418
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,879
- [Man] Art and antiquitie.
419
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:37,750
- Yeah, this is DI
Suleiman, Special Crimes.
420
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,740
- [Man] How can help?
421
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:40,040
- I'm calling for back-up.
422
00:23:43,065 --> 00:23:44,232
- Where's dad?
423
00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,538
- [Leah] No, no, no!
424
00:23:51,538 --> 00:23:52,371
B!
425
00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:53,592
- Barnaby!
- B!
426
00:23:53,592 --> 00:23:54,425
God!
427
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,563
- Yeah, I need an ETA now.
428
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,740
You've gotta get out of here.
429
00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:02,270
The police are on their way.
430
00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,770
(tense music)
431
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,493
- Dad!
432
00:24:08,460 --> 00:24:09,963
What are you doing?
433
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:14,003
Out.
434
00:24:14,003 --> 00:24:16,503
(tense music)
435
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,420
- We gotta move.
436
00:24:37,340 --> 00:24:39,215
- Dad.
- Yeah?
437
00:24:39,215 --> 00:24:42,290
- I know that I never measured
up to your expectations.
438
00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:44,683
And you're not who I needed you to be.
439
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:49,713
But I just wanted to
say, no hard feelings.
440
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,200
- I'm sorry.
441
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,700
- Barnaby, let me go.
442
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,010
- Suleiman, she wants the Shermans
443
00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:03,470
but she needs you to testify.
444
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,360
You can do a year in prison
445
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,105
then everything can go back to normal.
446
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,250
- No, no, it can't!
447
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:08,710
- Suleiman will protect you.
448
00:25:08,710 --> 00:25:09,543
- Bullshit!
449
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,380
- Barnaby, we gotta go!
450
00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:23,690
- Please, Barnaby.
451
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:24,523
Barnaby!
452
00:25:26,810 --> 00:25:29,723
Before you go, at least
give your old man a hug.
453
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,030
- Right, were you just going
to try and cattle prod me?
454
00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:38,310
- [Nigel] Mm-hmm.
455
00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,750
- Get those statues out of that van!
456
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,550
- [Suleiman] Mr. Sherman, calm down.
457
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,253
- Barnaby!
458
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,213
Leah, I'm your father!
459
00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,043
- Stop!
460
00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:55,378
Dad!
461
00:25:55,378 --> 00:25:58,344
(gun bangs)
(Nigel grunts)
462
00:25:58,344 --> 00:25:59,177
- [Pearce] Gotcha.
463
00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:00,428
(gun bangs)
- Shit!
464
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:01,261
Shit!
465
00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,815
(dramatic music)
466
00:26:03,815 --> 00:26:05,055
- We've got to go back for him!
467
00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:07,935
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
468
00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:08,768
- Let me out!
- No!
469
00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,632
The cops are gonna be
all over us, all right?
470
00:26:11,632 --> 00:26:12,715
Go!
471
00:26:12,715 --> 00:26:13,548
Go!
- Dad!
472
00:26:14,565 --> 00:26:15,648
Dad!
473
00:26:15,648 --> 00:26:16,481
Dad!
474
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:20,832
(police sirens blaring)
475
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:23,110
(Nigel grunting)
476
00:26:23,110 --> 00:26:24,067
- Where's Pearce?
477
00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,453
(somber music)
478
00:26:34,353 --> 00:26:35,520
- Do you mind?
479
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,357
- Tell my wife I love her.
480
00:26:54,025 --> 00:26:56,525
Tell his wife I love her, too.
481
00:27:12,388 --> 00:27:15,055
(relaxed music)
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