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♪ Uh, one two, one two, uh, uh ♪
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♪ It's bigger than hip-hop,
hip-hop, hip-hop, hip ♪
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♪ It's bigger than hip-hop,
hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop ♪
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♪ One thing 'bout music when
it hit you feel no pain ♪
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♪ White folks say it controls your brain ♪
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♪ I know better than that, that's game ♪
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♪ And we ready for that ♪
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♪ Two soldiers head of the pack ♪
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♪ Matter fact, who got the gat ♪
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♪ And where my army at? ♪
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♪ Rather attack than not react ♪
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♪ Back to beats, ♪
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♪ It don't reflect on how
many records get sold ♪
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♪ On sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ Whether your project's put on hold ♪
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♪ In the real world; these
just people with ideas ♪
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♪ They just like me and you ♪
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♪ When the smoke and camera disappear ♪
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♪ Again the real world; ♪
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♪ It's bigger than all
these fake-ass records ♪
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♪ When poor folks got the millions ♪
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♪ And my woman's disrespected ♪
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♪ If you check one two ♪
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♪ My word of advice to you is just relax ♪
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♪ Just do what you got to do; ♪
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♪ If that don't work then kick the facts ♪
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♪ If you a fighter, rider, biter, ♪
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♪ Flame-ignitor, crowd-exciter ♪
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♪ Or you wanna just get
high then just say it ♪
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♪ But then if you a
liar-liar, pants on fire, ♪
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♪ Wolf-crier, agent with a wire ♪
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♪ I'm gon' know it when I play it ♪
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♪ It's bigger than hip-hop,
hip-hop, hip-hop, hip ♪
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(suspenseful music)
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- Nobody move!
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- Stand up!
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- Hey, hey, we're cool baby.
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- I aint your baby, stand up.
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Stand up!
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Hands up where I can see 'em!
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Who else is here?
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- Nobody.
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- Where's Raphael Nunez?
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- Who is Raphael Nunez?
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- You're in his apartment.
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- I swear I don't know no Raphael,
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it's just me and my girl.
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(gun shots fire)
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(woman screams)
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- Fuck!
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- Oh my god!
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- This is Nina Morales, bail enforcement,
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I got a 10-34, requesting dispatch.
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Two dead males.
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Hey, the cops are gonna
be here in six minutes,
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wanna stick around?
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Both males are latino, I repeat,
the deceased are not white.
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Get yourself cleaned up,
sport you a half hour.
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(gentle upbeat music)
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(students laughing)
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(car engine starts)
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- [Lecturer] As students
of historical textiles,
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you'll know that the natural
secretions from your skin
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damage fabric so you
have to be very careful
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when touching cloth.
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(students giggle)
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You must, must remember
to wash your hands.
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Acid free paper should be laid down
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(phone ringing)
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On a large, empty, flat
surface before you begin
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to remove the textile from
it's protective wrapping.
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(solemn music)
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(knock at door)
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- [Barnaby] Hey.
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- Oh, hey.
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- I, er, grabbed some things
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of the top of the washing machine.
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- Oh, fresh clothes, you're a star!
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- How is he?
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- Not bad for a man who's
fallen out of a window.
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- What was he doing?
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- Well at least it's quieter than A&E,
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well, until your sister gets here.
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- I thought she was traveling?
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- Oh, she was so sweet,
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she insisted that I
brought her a ticket home.
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Barnaby, these are all Leah's clothes.
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- No, they're not.
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- Can you see me in these?
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- Mum.
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- Oh, now I said I'd lend
Penelope the trestle table
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for the WI bake off,
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I think it's in your fathers shop,
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can you find it for me?
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- Mum, you're gonna need help.
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- So you'll find the trestle table?
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- (sighs) Yes.
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(phone ringing out)
(knock at door)
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- Barnaby, your mother said
you'd lend me a trestle table.
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Barnaby?
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- [Leah Over Voicemail]
I never check my messages
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so it's your own life that you're wasting.
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- Leah, it's me.
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Some money of dads has gone missing.
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Now, I'm trying to
accuse anyone of anything
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but before you went away you
did make quite a lot of jokes
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about breast augmentation.
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I assumed you were trying to
make me feel uncomfortable,
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which I was, but if you weren't joking,
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spending money that we really don't have
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on those sort of luxuries is, erm,
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I'll just refer to your
breasts as luxuries,
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I feel uncomfortable again.
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Leah, just call me back.
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Ah!
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(gentle upbeat music)
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- Man, that holding cell was nasty.
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Oh god, I stink.
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- You know that guy you shot?
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Raphael Nunez, Mexican
national, no papers.
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- So what do I get?
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A trip to the White House?
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Bottle of Trump vodka?
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What?
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Hey, I got my man, dead or alive.
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- I don't think it's the state department
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you gotta worry about.
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His friend, recognize him?
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Dante Flores, his
fathers Alejandro Flores,
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the head of the Los Cardenas cartel.
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- Ah, fuck me.
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What the hell was he doin' here?
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- Layin' low, cost the
cartel a cocaine factory.
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- He was a rat?
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- He was an idiot.
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The DEA tracked his
location on social media,
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wasn't completely his fault,
he was re-tweeted by Sean Penn.
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- Jeez, so he aint employee of the month.
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- I don't think Los Cardenas
is gonna see it like that,
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you need to disappear for awhile, Nina.
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I can get you out of jail,
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I can't get you out of the morgue.
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- Right.
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- 50 grand.
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- Lookin' for Nige.
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- I'm afraid he's off at the moment.
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- Oh, you work here, yeah?
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- Well, I'm his son.
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- Right, well then.
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Mr. Walker asked me to
source him a statue,
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bronze, very rare, it's sat in me haddock.
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- I beg your pardon?
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- Haddock and bloater.
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Motor.
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- Oh.
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- My van.
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- Oh, right!
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Yes, of course, the old motor.
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Do you want a hand with it?
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- Well I'd rather you pay for it.
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- Oh, of course.
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What's the damage?
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- 50 grand, cash.
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- Right.
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Whilst my father has
every confidence in me,
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I'm not technically in charge so--
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- What's the problem?
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Didn't you put your big
boy pants on this mornin'?
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- No, big boy pants very much on.
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It's just that I, I
wouldn't feel comfortable--
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- With what?
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Nigel's got a collector willin'
to pay 250 grand for these.
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- Golly!
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- Look, if Nigel's got cold feet,
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least he could do is tell me to my face.
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- Oh, it's really like that.
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- It's no skin off my nose mate,
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there's plenty of dealers
want these statues.
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It's just a shame, I thought
Nigel was one of the good guys.
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- Wait!
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- Auntie Nina, (speaking
in foreign language)
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- What don't you understand
about in this apartment
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we speak English.
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- Okay, grandma.
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You tell her, in English,
what you wanna do.
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- I wanna change our name.
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- She wants to change Morales.
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- Being Puerto Rican
never did you no good,
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so we're Jews for Jesus now.
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- Ma, you're as Jewish as Mardis Gras.
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- Tell her the name you want.
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- So I was thinking, Brumphman.
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(speaking in foreign language)
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- Ma!
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- Hey, it's classy, we could be doctors!
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- Guys, do you know how many
things are made with pork?
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I mean, we're talkin'
wieners, ribs, pulled pork.
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(speaking in foreign language)
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- Don't say I, we say oi.
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- Don't you have shift tonight?
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- I'm gonna quit, seriously,
if assholes could fly,
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that place would be an airport.
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- Sophia, you gotta learn
to stick it out, okay?
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I can't carry you forever.
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- There are other bars.
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- Talkin' about bars,
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how was your night in jail, sweetheart?
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- Did you join a gang?
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- Oh, listen ma, I gotta
go away for a minute.
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- On business?
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- Yep.
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- [Grandma] You hear that Pancho?
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Nina got a big job outta town.
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I'm so proud of you.
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- These are jolly nice.
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Erm, does he come with a receipt?
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I appreciate the faintly irregular nature
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of this transaction but say a customer
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were to start asking questions
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about the statues provenience.
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- You keep your mouth shut, don't ya?
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- Yes.
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Honor amongst, erm, antiques dealers, Mr.?
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- Smith.
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- Of course.
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- How's that, treacle?
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- Perfect.
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- Ah, you can't park here.
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- Jog on, grandma.
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- Hey, dipshit!
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Jesus, what happened to your face?
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- Oh, I got punched defending
the shop from a gang.
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- A likely story, do you want a lager?
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- Leah, it's 11 o'oclock.
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- I'm on New York time.
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- In which case, it's six a.m.
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- I got your message by
the way about my luxuries
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and don't worry, I took the hint,
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why mess with perfection, right?
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But, I did find a very clever surgeon
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who was able to give me
the vagina of my dreams.
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- [News Reporter] Islamic State
militants gleefully wrecking
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priceless, ancient artifacts.
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- Barnaby, I'm teasing you.
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- [News Reporter] There are also reports
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that they sell antiquities to fund terror,
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though UK experts are
adamant no legitimate dealer
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would ever touch any
such plundered material.
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- [Leah] Barnaby?
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(swords clashing together)
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(Man screams out on anger)
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- Detective Suleiman, my apologies,
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you caught me crossing
swords with my brother.
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- [Woman] Last week, a woman in Florida
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found this in her new fridge.
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- I thought we explained all this?
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- Not to me.
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- Well, we sell refrigerators.
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- The fridge magnets?
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(men laugh)
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- I'm using tabloid bon mot.
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- We ship the statue to our Miami palazzo
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on a freight rate
containing 2,000 fridges,
264
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there must of been some
confusion aboard the ship.
265
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Heads will roll.
266
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- Mr. Sherman, could you tell me where
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you brought the statue from?
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- The certificate of provenience.
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- Nigel Walker?
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- Mr. Walker is a highly
respected antiques dealer.
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- You ever seen this man?
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- No, I assure you any
man wearing boot cut jeans
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would not be allowed to
step foot in this house.
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- Blood antiquities are
being looted from Syria
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by Jihadist militants,
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smuggled over here and
sold on the black market.
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Now I think people like this man
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are conning respectable dealers
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into selling them on the open market.
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- Do I detect the acrid
scent of conjecture?
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- I detect the scent of something.
282
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- (scoffs) Look, we just
want you to let us know
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if you see anything suspicious.
284
00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,947
(machines whirring)
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- Oxidizing suits, they
cold compress the muscles
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and rejuvenate the skin, McConaughey,
287
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told us about them in Napa.
288
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- Now that mans body is work of art.
289
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:51,980
- We've got to call the police.
290
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,550
- No, we don't.
291
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- I just thought, you know,
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dads in a bit of jam so
he's cutting a few corners,
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I made an honest mistake.
294
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- They're not gonna believe
anyone could be that stupid,
295
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you're doing a PhD in History of Art.
296
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- In 17th century Flemish textiles!
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You're making me sound like an idiot!
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- One statue?
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You're in charge of the shop for a week
300
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and you end up Crowdfunding ISIS.
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- Sorry, remind me what your last job was?
302
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,190
Remembering community
service doesn't count.
303
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,140
- As much as I love
career advice from a man
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00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,160
who's been at university for like,
305
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,510
all of Obama, we have a
war crime in our kitchen!
306
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And something tells me
we're not getting a refund
307
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with a receipt that's written
on the back of a betting slip.
308
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(upbeat music)
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- All right, 'guv?
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I'm, er, lookin' for a geezer
who bets in your, er, gaff.
311
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:05,540
About yay high, tattoos,
drives a white van?
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I think his surname was Smith.
313
00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:15,340
(man snorts)
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Oh god!
315
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,270
We're gonna have to go to the police.
316
00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:28,330
- I'm gonna throw a
little curve ball at you.
317
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In New York, I met a bounty hunter.
318
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- Right, where is this going?
319
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,210
- She's called Nina, absolute dude,
320
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,330
she was telling me about skip tracing,
321
00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:40,090
how they find guys like
this Smith douche bag,
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let's ask her how we get our money back.
323
00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:44,973
Have you got a better idea?
324
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,900
- Hi, erm, where can
I go tonight for $200?
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- I got Cleveland, Ohio
326
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or the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
327
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:06,830
- I'll take the Congo.
328
00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,699
(phone rings)
329
00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:14,950
Hello?
330
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:19,950
- So, that's the story, what do you think?
331
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,560
- My first suggestion is
give your dumb ass brother
332
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,250
a big slap upside his head.
333
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,923
- You are on speakerphone, madam.
334
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,203
- Are you vaccinated for yellow fever?
335
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,437
- Jeez look, kid, I wish
I could help you but..
336
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:43,128
Why don't I come to you?
337
00:18:43,128 --> 00:18:44,450
You have no chance on your own,
338
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,663
I could find this guy, no problem.
339
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:49,250
- Oh my god, babes, that would be amazing!
340
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,083
- We can't even pay you.
341
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,840
- Well you said I'm
retrieving money, right?
342
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,720
So, I find it, you gimme a cut.
343
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,723
- Sorry, could we just
have one moment please?
344
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:01,437
We are not hiring a bounty hunter!
345
00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:02,980
- Why not?
346
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,315
- Are you high?
347
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:06,653
- Yes, a little bit,
helps with the jet lag.
348
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,110
Let's think about this,
Nina is a professional,
349
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:13,320
if we hire her then mum, dad, the police,
350
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,743
nobody needs to know about
your little, massive fuck up.
351
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Trust me, bro, Nina Morales
is our get of jail free card.
352
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,520
Well, not free, we probably
would have to pay her.
353
00:19:30,610 --> 00:19:33,992
Fine, but I'll negotiate.
354
00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:35,210
- Why?
355
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,433
- Because it's nine a.m.
Leah and you're high.
356
00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:44,170
Miss Morales?
357
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:45,800
We are considering your offer
358
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,480
but we would only be able
to pay you a 10% commission.
359
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,313
- [Nina] 20.
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- 15.
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00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,540
- 25.
- Okay, 20.
362
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- 30.
- 25?
363
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:57,783
- [Nina] Done.
364
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:04,233
- Wow, I'm glad you handled that.
365
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,073
(upbeat music)
366
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,043
- Barnaby?
367
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:22,933
- Your bag.
368
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,360
- Pancho, look, I'm still
waitin' on the insurance
369
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,790
but if you want I can advance ya the cash,
370
00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,513
Nina can square it with me later.
371
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:39,933
Can I help you?
372
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,900
- That your wife on the phone?
373
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,197
- [Mr. Foster] Who's askin'?
374
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,400
- Prefer if you didn't.
375
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,133
Second-hand smoke is very dangerous.
376
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,890
You wanna take care of
yourself, Mr. Foster.
377
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,123
You know who I am?
378
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,730
Bet you know about my brother.
379
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:02,803
- He passed away.
380
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:07,633
- Passed away, you make
it sound too peaceful.
381
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,253
- Well, he's, I'm sorry.
382
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:14,433
- Don't be, Dante was a fool.
383
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,433
My blood is blood.
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00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,183
We lose our coke, that's a problem,
385
00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:26,583
we lose our honor, then we're nothing.
386
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:30,633
So, where's Nina Morales?
387
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,220
- Can you hear me now?
388
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:40,080
- I do apologize for my colleague,
389
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,010
she's had rather a long flight.
390
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:42,843
- Who's this?
391
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,530
- This is Nina,
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00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,047
my new cleaner
- Girlfriend.
393
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,890
- [Nina] Look, we just
wait 'till he leaves,
394
00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:51,890
stage a break-in, take the money and go.
395
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,873
- [Woman] Have you ever seen this man?
396
00:21:56,526 --> 00:21:58,140
- It was all there, I swear to god!
397
00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:58,973
- Find it.
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00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:08,478
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