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Where's Auntie?
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She's gossiping
with her hens.
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[women laughing]
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Something is funny.
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Someone must have died
or put on weight.
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Hello, Mummy.
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Good morning,
my darling son.
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Good morning, Madam.
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Kemi.
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Why are you so late?
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We overslept.
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My fault. I kept
him up last night.
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[chuckles softly]
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Then twice again
this morning.
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But we are here now, Mummy.
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Bless you, my son.
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And bless you.
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Bless you even more.
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Thank you, Pastor.
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It was a wonderful sermon.Thank you,
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Sister Olu.
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It was 11 hallelujahs.
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Excuse me?
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You said "hallelujah" 11 times.
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I keep track.
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Okay.Your record is 18,
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when you spoke
on the sins of arrogance.
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Your words always renew my faith
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and help me
get through the week.
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I'm glad to hear that.
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How's things going with Bob?
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What?
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Your American boyfriend.
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How do you know about him?
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A little birdie told me.
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Cheep, cheep.
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She means "cluck, cluck."
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PASTOR:
I hope
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we all get to meet Bob soon.
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Oh, maybe. I don't know.
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What don't you know?Oh, he's very busy.
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On Sundays?Mmm.
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I'm sure you can
work something out.
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I will try.
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Abishola,
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you must include Bob in
your relationship with God
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just as you include God in
your relationship with Bob.
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That's wonderful advice.
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I don't give the other kind.
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Auntie, why?Do you not
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have feelings for Bob?
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I do.
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And does he not have feelings
for you?He does.
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Then why are you hiding him
from your community?
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Uncle, help me.
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She is worried
that he might stick out
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like a big, white thumb.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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And thankfully,
Chukwuemeka's mother has
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very high blood pressure,
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so there's an end in sight.ABISHOLA: Oh.
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Kemi.
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What? I don't make her
eat the chicken nuggets.
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I don't stop her, either.
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GLORIA:
Don't matter
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what she eats.
The mean ones don't die.
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My mother-in-law
is 97 years old.
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Bitch just got a new hip.[Kemi chuckles]
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The both of you are terrible.
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Hey, is it true
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you taking the sock man
to your church?
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Oh, come on. It's too
good not to share.
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Maybe one day. I don't know
if this is the right time.
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It better be soon.
The rumors are flying.
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The longer you wait, the
bigger and whiter he gets.
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I don't understand.
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Bob's a good guy.
You're happy.
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What you worried about?
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Dele. His friends
will tease him
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when they see his mother
is dating a white man.
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KEMI:
That is true.
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Right now the only white man
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in our church is Jesus.
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Really? Our Jesus is black.
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Okay.
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Ek'ale,Mum. Kaale.
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I want to get your
opinion on something.
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Myopinion? Really?
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Why are you surprised?
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You usually tell me my opinions.
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No, I do not.You're right, you do not.
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I want to know
how you feel
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about me bringing Bob
to church with us.
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I would hate it.
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That is what I thought.
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Thank you.
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Mum, wait.No, no, no. It's all right.
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Well, I don't want
to be selfish.You are not.
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Your feelings matter.
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Since when?
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Don't be
disrespectful to me.I'm sorry.
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If it's what you want,
then you should invite him.
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You mean that?Yes.
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You are not just saying that
to please me?
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No.Are you sure?
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Are yousure?
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Okay, we are done talking.
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How is your suya?
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Delicious. Thank you.
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Is it better than when
she fed it to you yesterday?
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It's just as good.
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Because your mother
reheats your food with love.
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Try my egusi soup.
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Ah, that's wonderful.You know why?
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I made it today.
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Excuse me.
I'll get another beer.
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No, no, wait. I will...No, I'll get it.
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Uh, please, sit.
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Eat your dinner.
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He is such a good boy.
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Yes. Although, sometimes,
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he can be a very bad boy.
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Where did we get
chicken nuggets from?
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Oh, Kemi was kind enough to
bring me an afternoon snack.
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Ten pieces.
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She ate them like Tic Tacs.
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So, my son,
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how was work at the CVS?
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It was very exciting.
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A man choked
on a granola bar,
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and I had to give him
the Heimlich maneuver.Oh!
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When the chunk of granola
shot across the pharmacy,
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people clapped.
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You are a hero.Oh, no.
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I'm just
a simple pharmacist
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who took a CPR class
at the YMCA.
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Perhaps after dinner,
you can show me
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how you wrapped your arms
around this man
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and squeezed him tight.
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I think you can imagine it.
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You imagine it.
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I want him to show me.
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Take a piece.
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Roll a ball.
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Make a divot.
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Dip and scoop.
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It is like he was born to it.
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Can I get some more of
that "og-bono" soup?
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Ogbono.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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You know, this is nice.
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My family never sits
down and eats together.
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You're always welcome
to eat with us.
Oh,
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then I'll be back for breakfast.
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Kidding.
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[laughing]:
I did not see that coming.
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Bob, I was wondering if you had
any plans for next Sunday.
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Um, well, football
season's over,
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so I guess I'll just be...
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watching old football games.
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I thought maybe you'd like
to join us at church.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's on Sunday, too.
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So?
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Well, truth be told, uh,
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I'm not really a
churchy kind of guy.
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What does that mean?
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It's just I wasn't raised
with any religion.
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None?
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BOB:
We always did
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the Christmas tree and gifts,
eggnog at the club.
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You know, everything
but the woo-woo stuff.
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"Woo-woo stuff"?
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I'm sorry.
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Is that offensive?
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I just mean the whole God thing.
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So, you are an atheist?
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Oh, I-I don't
like that word.
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I prefer, uh, sensible.
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[laughs]:
Oh, this is awesome.
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No one asked for your opinion.
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I-I'm glad it works
for you guys.
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That-That's what's great
about this country.
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We're all free
to believe whatever we want,
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even if it's a little...
[chuckles]
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Whatever we want.
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[laughs]
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What about at the hospital
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after your mother's stroke?
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You went to the chapel
and prayed for her.
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Sure, everybody gets religion
when they're in a jam.
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A jam?
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Like this one time.
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I'm flying across Texas
in a lightning storm.
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The plane's bouncing
all over the sky,
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and I think, "This is it.
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We're done."
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Then the guy next to me
turns out to be a rabbi.
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He starts praying,
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and I kid you not, I
went right with him.
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By the time we
landed in Houston,
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I was speaking Hebrew.
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But that prayer worked.
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So did the one at the hospital
for your mother.
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Well, hold on.
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I'm always praying for the
Lions to get to the Super Bowl.
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The closest they ever got
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was the NFC
Championship in '91.
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Now, you tell me,
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what kind of God makes
an entire city suffer
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for 30 long years?
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54 if you count
Super Bowls.
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Exactly.
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Take a piece.
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Roll a ball.
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Make a divot.
Dip and scoop.
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[door closes]
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Hey.
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Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
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How was dinner
with the Nigerians?
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Good. Spicy.
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Was there ever a time
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when we went to church
growing up?
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Well, sure.
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We were Unitarians for a while.
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What do they believe in?
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You name it. It's like
a religious buffet.
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You can run around the table
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and stick anything
in your mouth.
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But I was never
baptized.
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Well, sure you were.
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Well, kind of.
"Kind of"?
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Well, when you were a toddler,
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you almost drowned
in the bathtub.
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I dropped my drink,
yelled, "Holy Moses,"
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and yanked you
right out of there.
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That doesn't count
as a baptism.
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In the Unitarian church,
it does.
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Well, what about us?
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Well, after that I hired a nanny
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for all the bath-time stuff.
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Oh, Mom.
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What?! You were
all very slippery.
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Why are you asking
me about this?
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At dinner, the subject
of God came up,
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and I said I didn't believe.
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Now, why on earth would you
do something like that?
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Well, why would I lie?
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To be polite,
you big dope!
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It's too late now.
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I think I insulted them.
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[sighs]
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You can still fix this.
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How?[grunts]
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Here's what you do.
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You call Abishola
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and you tell her
that on your way home,
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you picked up a filthy,
bearded hitchhiker,
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whose hygiene
at first
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repelled you but then...
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he turned out to be Jesus.
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Is she drunk?
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Little bit.
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But aren't all
great storytellers
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a little fond
of the grape?
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Thank you.
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You've all been
very helpful.
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00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,572
Good night.
269
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,357
Why'd we stop going
to that church?
270
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,968
Well, your father and I had
religion shoved down our throats
271
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:07,623
when we were kids, and we didn't
want to do that to you.
272
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,451
Ah, so, you actually
thought about it.
273
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,495
Yeah, sure.
274
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,540
We figured
when you grew up,
275
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,237
you'd make
your own choices.
276
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,152
Cool.
Yeah.
277
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,677
That still gives us
a couple of years.
278
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,335
[phone buzzing]
279
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,471
Hello, Bob.
280
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,386
Wow, you pack a lot
of information
281
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,388
into two little words.
282
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:38,654
Hey, look at that,
you don't need words.
283
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,047
Can I help you?
284
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,092
I want to apologize.
285
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,528
You have nothing
to apologize for.
286
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,487
You feel how you feel.
287
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,271
It is good that you told me.
288
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,664
Well, if it's good,
then why am I
289
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,884
burping up ogbono soup?
290
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,149
More silence.
291
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,194
I'm gonna need to gargle.
292
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,109
Say what you want to say.
293
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,808
I acted like an idiot.
294
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,548
I could've told you
how I feel about religion
295
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,072
without being disrespectful.
296
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,464
That is true.
297
00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,683
And, if you're willing,
298
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,337
I'd like to make it up to you.
299
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,470
I'd like to join you and your
family this Sunday at church.
300
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:16,039
This Sunday?
301
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,737
Yeah.
302
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,173
What changed?
303
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,131
Are you suddenly a believer?
304
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,698
No, not a full convert.
305
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,308
Not yet, but
306
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,223
I believe if something's
important to you,
307
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,095
then it's important to me.
308
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,314
I appreciate that.
309
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,099
So, what do you say?
Could be fun.
310
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,230
It will not be fun.
311
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,579
It will be church.
312
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,364
Right, so it's a date?
313
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,539
It is not a date.
314
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,410
It is church.
315
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,716
Right.
316
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,152
Okay, I got some
other questions,
317
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,241
but I'll just check
the website.
318
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,330
Good night, Bob.Good night.
319
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,376
Oh, no.
320
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,208
[quiet music plays]
321
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,775
Isn't it
wonderful?
322
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,646
The two young lovebirds,
worshipping God
323
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,867
alongside the
wise old owl.
324
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,912
[sucks teeth]
325
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,182
Oluwa mi o.
326
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,272
[indistinct chatter]
327
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,277
I'm really sorry.
328
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,323
Just walk.
329
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,631
Good morning,
brothers and sisters.
330
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,850
CONGREGATION:
Good morning!
331
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,809
Oh, good morning.
332
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:30,853
PASTOR:
Praise the Lord
333
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,029
that we are all
gathered together
334
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,815
on this beautiful morning
for worship.
335
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,729
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!Praise the Lord!
336
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,427
PASTOR:
Welcome all
337
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,821
who enter into the house of God
338
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,648
with open arms!
339
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,477
Do we have any
new worshippers here today?
340
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,004
Uh, yeah, right here.
341
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,048
Ah!
342
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,528
Welcome, brother.
343
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,529
Thank you.
344
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:55,704
Happy to be here.
345
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,097
What is your name, my friend?
346
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,099
CONGREGATION:
Bob!
347
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,884
Bob.
348
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,407
Come on up here, Bob.
349
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,279
Oh, uh, that's okay.
350
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,237
Everyone, welcome Bob!
351
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,457
[mouthing]
352
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,680
Hi.
353
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,334
Hello, Bob.
354
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,423
And thank you, Sister Abishola,
355
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:23,384
for bringing a new disciple
into the fold.
356
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,648
Bob, are you a religious man?
357
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,649
Oh, no.
358
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,780
Uh, no.
359
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,871
But I wasn't really
raised that way.
360
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,046
Not to blame my parents, but if
361
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,049
there's blame to assign,
there you go.
362
00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,530
He's dying up there.
363
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,967
Brothers and sisters,
364
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:44,013
we have been given
a golden opportunity
365
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,146
to bring
this lost sheep
366
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,061
back into the flock.
367
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,453
Let us pray.
368
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:52,282
You need me for
this pa-- okay.
369
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,199
PASTOR:
Dear Heavenly Father, we call
370
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:59,289
upon you to save
the soul of this man.
371
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,683
Whether he knows it
or not,
372
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,468
it was your love that
brought him here today.
373
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:07,254
Lord, you called home
your prodigal son,
374
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,951
so he might not suffer
375
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,258
the wretched indignity
376
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,782
of eternal damnation!
377
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:14,957
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
378
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,437
Amen.
379
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,960
Oh, merciful Lord,
380
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,571
let him see the light
of Jesus Christ
381
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,356
shining into
his very being.
382
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,358
Let him feel
your benevolence,
383
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,883
your love,
your power!
384
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,884
CONGREGATION:
Amen!
385
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,581
Yeah, amen.
386
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,193
God, enter his body!
387
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,804
Enter his body now!
388
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,414
Do you feel
the spirit, Bob?
389
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,459
Well, I feel something.
390
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,591
He is saved!
391
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:41,984
CONGREGATION:
Praise the Lord!
392
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,159
You may be seated.
393
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,987
Okay, thanks
for everything.
394
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,468
That was very brave!
395
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,513
Give him a hand!
396
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,821
You hear that?
I was brave.
397
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,392
Hey, this was fun,
we should do it again.
398
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,568
We do it every Sunday.
399
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,528
Hello, Bob.
400
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,356
Hey, CVS!
401
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,445
Oh, you are too kind.
402
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:09,838
How you been?
403
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,145
I recently had
a sinus infection,
404
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,321
but it responded
well to a
405
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,845
course of antibiotics,
which thanks to my insurance
406
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,456
and employee discount,
cost next to nothing.
407
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,110
Can't beat that.
You can,
408
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:24,679
but only if you are eligible
for Medicare Part D.
409
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:25,985
I like you.
410
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,595
You're quirky.
411
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,118
Isn't life curious?
412
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,599
There was a time you and
I were romantic rivals.
413
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,601
Mm-hmm.
But that time
has passed.
414
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,429
You are now with the
wonderful Abishola,
415
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,258
and I am with the
equally wonderful Kemi.
416
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,259
That's great.
417
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,260
I'm happy for you.
418
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,392
Yes, I am happy as well.
419
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,438
Good.
420
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,571
May I ask you a
personal question?
421
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:48,703
Yeah, sure.
422
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,445
Does your mother get
along with Abishola?
423
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,620
Oh, yeah, she loves her.
424
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,100
Probably more
than she loves me, why?
425
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,886
My mother and Kemi,
they are like...
426
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,062
nifedipine and clarithromycin.
427
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,933
Both make your
life better,
428
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:05,328
but together they will cause
your kidneys to shut down.
429
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,069
So, like oil and water?
430
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,592
Oh, that's good.
431
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,420
I never heard that.
432
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,770
Regardless, I understand
your situation, you know?
433
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,556
Uh, but, there comes a time,
you got to choose.
434
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,253
You got to look your mother
in the eye and say,
435
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,342
"It's not about you anymore,
I'm my own man."
436
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,778
Interesting.
437
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,824
Kemi said something
similar the other night
438
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,131
when she was bathing me.
439
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:27,698
Okay, feels
like we caught up.
440
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,831
I'm gonna go mingle.
441
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,224
Thank you, Bob.
442
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,530
Hey, Dele!
443
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,750
Yep.
444
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,495
Thank you.
445
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,498
We haven't been here
for a while.
446
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,108
You remember
our first date?
447
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,631
You asked me
if I had any hobbies.
448
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,198
[chuckles] Yeah.
449
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,983
[Nigerian accent]: "Nigerians
do not do useless things."
450
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,638
We do not like being
mocked, either.
451
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,988
Was trying to be cute,
never mind.
452
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,990
When you said
to the pastor
453
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,949
that you accepted
Jesus into your heart,
454
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,864
did you mean it?
455
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,431
Well, I couldn't say
no, the guy was
456
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,260
palming my head
like a basketball.
457
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,697
I was going for cute
again, I'm sorry.
458
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:10,828
What am I going
to do with you?
459
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,352
What do you mean?
460
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,703
How do I spend my life
with a man who has no god?
461
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:18,749
Well, maybe God
put me in your life
462
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,011
so you could
bring me to him?
463
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,796
You do not believe that.
464
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:25,756
Abishola, I-I'm not sure
I believe in God,
465
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,716
but I do believe
in miracles.
466
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,893
I mean, why else would a woman
like you be with a guy like me?
467
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,765
The free socks.
468
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,724
Don't be cute.
469
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,822
We should have dinner sometime
with Bob and Abishola.
470
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:48,953
You think so?
471
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,651
Absolutely.
472
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,132
He and I had a very nice
conversation at church.
473
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,698
Good man.
474
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,135
Let's do it.
475
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,746
Should we go to a restaurant
or should I cook?
476
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,661
Ah, you should cook.
477
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,663
Okra soup?
478
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,926
That would be
wonderful.
479
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,842
Of course, we'd have
to invite Mummy.
480
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,887
Of course.
481
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:17,025
Oops, I dropped the soap.
482
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,028
CHUKWUEMEKA:
Ah, forget Mummy!
483
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:27,340
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