Original subtitles

"PORCARUL'S DAUGHTER"

Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX

Lord Hamilton, you are the man the most handsome in the entire world.

It seems to me that you can run for office preside, so clever I bet.

If you were a little taller, we could go to dance, to the cinema,

And everything would be arranged. How does it look, Lord Hamilton?

If you think about it well,

there are more people who prefer, pigs better than dogs.

I heard Jasper say,

about a girl he came out with, it was a scroaf.

That really makes sense.

He wouldn't tell a face it's a sow,

And to get out with her, if he didn't like it.

You're a pig, just like pigs that you eat.

Don't say anything about my pigs anymore.

They are not here to defend themselves.

Your daughter has to end up just like you.

The only thing you care about is your pigs.

Pigs ...

they can be much better friends, than some people I know.

What does that mean?

Well ... nothing.

Just a pig wouldn't do anything wrong to a person, intentionally.

Well, you'd better forget about pigs,

He was just thinking about it how would you marry your daughter.

Because there is no one in the world to get her out of the pigs.

Well, Molly ...

when you are right, you are right.

The right boy for my little girl,

you just have to take it for a walk,

And then to say ...

Good morning! I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand.

Well, that will have to happen soon,

or it has to be pushed In a wheelchair,

because she is already 19 years old.

Hi, Wyngate.

Good ...

Where's Patty?

- She doesn't want to see you, by any means. - And how do you know that, Wyngate?

I know ...

Come on Wyngate, Don't be so stingy, boy.

- You will only suffer from troubles. - one day I will ...

I love you ... I don't love you.

I love you ...

don't love me.

Jasper, you better leave me alone!

Why ?

Who do you keep for?

I don't have a boyfriend, and you know that.

Sure dear, I'll be that lover.

Let me just taste where the water flows from, And then I'll jump in and out.

That doesn't work with me, Jasper.

Come on, Patty.

Come on.

Please, do not do that. I can not !

Sure you can, darling. It's okay, I'll be careful.

Please don't do this, Jasper!

- Why did you do that? - I had to.

Do you know that we were almost ready to do it?

If I know how close I was?

If I know how close I was?

You can bet I know I was almost ready to do it.

Who do you think I am? An idiot ten year old?

Well, we can't do it. I'm a virgin.

What the hell do you think he's done?

To put the donuts in the jar,

And cucumber picked it up, so do you do you keep them forever?

No, of course not.

But it's not good to give it to anyone who happened to pass by here.

Let me tell you something, Pretty Patty ...

You can keep that thing for as long as you like.

But I have to go over the hill, the Moobbeny,

because she knows what that is, And what it is used for.

You're going to eat that thing, Lord Hamilton?

I swear, you are worse than some of the boys I know.

And slap the muzzle on all those.

Lord Hamilton, I have ever told you that story about a prince?

Who walks alone.

Well, he was a little pig just like you.

She took it and kissed it.

And he has become a prince t�n�r �i chipe�.

Moobbeny, you kind of went crazy Do you talk to the pig?

What's wrong with me if I talk to my pig?

He is the only true friend that I have.

And I say something Moobbeny,

the mitten pig can't give it to him what I have to give him,

no matter how much you try.

Now you choose Moobbeny, what do i mean?

I understand very well.

Can I look at her when she gets up, Jasper?

It's a little late for that, it has already risen since I got here.

Shit, this is the most fun, look at it as it grows large.

I'll tell you how we do Moobbeny.

We do it once,

And after that I leave you to see it grow,

And then we do it again.

Are you planning to head with me, Jasper?

Sure, sure, dear.

As you wish.

Good. I agree.

Hello, it's great.

I wasn't kidding at all, Moobbeny.

I've been thinking about you all the time, as we went up the hill.

This is the coolest pair of ���e, I've ever seen Moobbeny.

Would you like to thank him, Jasper?

Sure, sure, dear.

I'm really happy that you went over here, Jasper.

I like this so much.

Take off Jasper's clothes so I can to feel his skin sticking to mine.

Clear that daylight, this seems fun.

Why am I so awful?

in the middle of the forest of niches, people are not too smart.

But then comes a salesman like me, And put things in order.

He sells perfume and kilo, drguguii and albbatritrii,

The pretty women from the side of the place, And their daughters, too

When the stars rise, and their elders are not at home,

He takes all this from the girls, And put things in order,

The life of a seller is, just a sweet delight,

Then when it comes to a person, On a cold winter night

I'm not jealous of women, which I choose,

And if they are too ugly, i'm better ahead!

What do we have here ?

- Good, strangers! - Good.

You just went for a walk, or do you have a problem?

Nobody knows my pain.

Can't break up anymore?

Not.

How did you get there from the beginning?

I started on the road earlier, And I drove 10 miles when I was done.

And after I repaired it, I drove another 10 miles.

Then I ran out of gas.

I went back in time to feed.

I started again on the road, And I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker.

Even so I did!

Anyway, when I got on this rough road,

he pulled out a gun and told me to the right.

Then he took all my clothes and He tied me up as you see me.

Well, to say you have a lot of problems, sir.

He can say that once.

Well, apparently it is not your luckiest day�.

- How far do you want to go? - Up there, down the road.

Are you looking for a friend?

Certainly

- Well, where do you want to go? - Where are you going.

Excuse me, I want to know a little more comfortable.

- It's so hot today. - Yes.

How desperate do you look for a friend?

Well, I'd like a pretty girl like you.

- Do you have something "better", dude? - I don't understand.

Do you know, money?

Yes, I have something.

But I never paid for it.

- Don't you mind if I pull my shirt off? - Not at all.

- You can put me here somewhere. - Hey, wait a minute!

Can't we sort something?

- $ 25. - $ 25?

I only got $ 10 and I thought to keep them for a hotel room.

Well, then I'll leave in the next city.

Take it easy!

You have to pull them down.

Make love to me!

- But you have to give me $ 50. - $ 50?

I thought you said 25 ...

I'm only 15 years old.

You just don't want everyone to know, did you rape a 15 year old?

I don't understand why you don't want to sell pigs,

And to grow some beans better.

Or something that doesn't smell like that anymore.

Take care what you say about my pigs!

They understand you, even though they cannot hear you.

And I say something ...

If you don't do something fast, As for Moobbeny,

I have to lose you.

If what you say is true, then you just have to leave.

You can take the old "Dodge", because I need a truck for pigs.

Get out of here!

Damn the cat.

Don't start all this again!

One of these days, surely someone will come.

I mean, just now ...

Well, look what we have here!

I've been waiting for you. Come in.

I'm Mr. Svajner, And this is my lady.

What can we do for you ?

I work for a corporation, of cosmetic products for women.

I, that is, we, we travel from city to city,

And I left behind only wonderful women.

If so, women are enough powerful to make the face of the world,

since they can be different, And they become much more beautiful.

But I don't know what to say about Mrs. Svajner.

So much beauty to a woman, it is not easy to cover.

And it is very difficult it'll be better.

Well, I'm going to clean the crap, from the pig kitchen.

I'll see what you do here.

God, don't smell that, c� rahatu '�mpr�tiat.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Why don't you just sit here.

I have a lotion here, that if you apply,

on the most beautiful part of the body, it makes it look like it's looking at the green.

Who would put that thing on your face?

It's not for the girl, ma'am.

But for another beautiful part, of your body.

There's nothing like that ...

Moobbeny?

I'll be back in a few Moobbeny days, to watch how it grows again.

Molly ...

can i say that?

Of course you can.

Doesn't he feel good?

I can let you massage yourself a little higher, if you give me a bottle of this cream.

Of course, Molly.

I could massage his shoulder if ...

You took off your blouse.

That would be nice. But it would be even more beautiful,

if you give me a bottle of that cream, then I could take off my blouse.

Well, sure.

It's okay, I'll do it.

You said you massaged my shoulders.

And besides, it is a single bottle.

- Do you want another one? - Of course.

You want to consider, the idea of ​​getting her bra off?

Of course, if he could let's take some of these.

Maybe a girl should not take anything, to do something like this.

Somehow it didn't sound too good.

It's okay. Anyway, I thought I will give you some gifts.

You wanna give me that stuff Where are they all placed?

Of course, Mrs. Molly.

You know, I have some lotion that would be very suitable for your feet.

- Do you really want to try it? - Depends.

Depending on what ?

If I try, it's okay.

But if you try it, then you need to give me some samples.

This is good, It really is all right.

Let me do this.

Waiting for the clip ...

But you didn't give me the lotion and the other leg.

Well, now I gave him ...

Can we remove the skirt?

I could think of that,

if you supply me for a month, with that nice scented soap.

Oh, Christ!

Oh, honey.

You have the most beautiful lines on it I've ever seen them in my whole life!

We could do a bargain with the panties, if you give me the rest of the stuff on the table.

They are yours. Everything is yours. Everything!

Oh, honey.

This is the most beautiful pussy, that I've ever seen.

I could lick you for breakfast, the pr�nz and the cin�.

Oh dear, come on!

Wait a minute, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

Oh dear, come on.

I'll get it now, honey!

Ah, yes ...

Oh, come on.

I'll pull it off, darling!

Honey, be prepared for me.

I think I'm good at it!

Honey, be prepared for me.

Oh, honey.

Oh, come on.

I'll get it now, honey!

Ah, I can't believe it there is one like this!

Oh, come on.

Hi Wyngate, where's Patty?

What is it, boy? Did he eat his cat's tongue?

I saw you how you touched my sister, with your dirty hands this morning!

You are so useless to me I'll get some!

Let it go.

Whatever you want, baby.

I feel like I would do some exercises well.

Wyngate boy, I think so I just gotta kick ass.

Now Wyngate, tell me where's Patty?

He didn't come home this morning.

You didn't have to go through everything biataia aia btuiete,

to tell me that.

What am I going to do now? I gave you all the products!

You don't have to worry about it, you fool.

Not worth it?

Then I thought, but now I'm not sure anymore.

Don't worry, I have a plan for you.

I could give it back some of that stuff,

if you do me a little favor too.

Anything ! Whatever you want !

Come here to sit down, And let's talk about it.

My daughter Moobbeny didn't see it none of the things you sell,

And I thought, if I could s� r�m�n� �i ea frumoas�,

then it would be easier for them, find a man.

Now...

Hey, Jasper!

Bun�, Patty.

Who are you looking for, Jesper?

Well, I looked for your brother ...

I wanted to get them to go fishing.

He may return at any time.

Come talk to me While working in the barn.

Well, I really wanted to go fishing, but ...

I'm probably catching fish tomorrow.

Sit down Jesper, until I do never mind a little.

I know all the crap.

I thought you were a clown, from a rodeo show.

Exactly a�a.

After all, you are not so bad.

What are you doing there, Patty?

You don't need that much time to wash your face.

Immediately Jasper will come, I just want to to make myself beautiful, that's all.

You were just as you were before. Somehow, I like tough girls.

Well ... boy. You certainly look like one of those,

Hollywood movie stars!

I saw you had sex with Moobbeny.

- Did you like what you saw? - Very much.

I figured it was me.

I told him I imagined, I don't want to be me!

- You only know I'm a virgin! - Oh my God, I'll take it again ...

If only this is your imagination, then it is better to leave.

What do you mean?

Well, I talked to Mary Lo,

who is also a virgin.

And she told me Roger was playing carefully around her virginity.

Without getting inside.

Did he do it?

Oh yes, I did it! Sure it is!

In fact, I talked to him this morning, And he told me how he did it.

In this case, maybe I let you play with it.

But you have to be very careful.

And I promise you that play around her, darling.

Just like Roger did with the virginity of Mary Lo.

Hello, it's great.

It certainly is.

Maybe it's so big you can't play around with my thing!

Oh no, honey is just as big Roger's and he succeeded.

Can I get hold of her?

Of course you can.

How could Moobbeny kiss that thing?

Well, because it's so nice.

You wanna kiss me too?

Hey, are you sure you're a virgin?

Of course!

You'll have to be careful, Jasper.

Don't worry about it, I know how to be kind.

Jasper, I love you!

I'm in love, Lord Hamilton.

No one can ever take his place.

I started telling him that story, about the enchanted prince and about the prince ...

She kissed the pig,

And he's transformed In a handsome and handsome prince.

Oh, it's so good.

Ladies and gentlemen, I work for a corporation, of cosmetic products for women,

And I share happiness and beauty all over the world.

What are you trying to tell me, sir?

Come here, sir And I will introduce you to a whole new world.

A world where there is nothing but beauty.

Is it right here?

Just go over the fence and I'll have a shot And more beautiful things.

Hello boy, stockings!

No, I want the money first.

With these you get burnt out just the way as Unfettered from ancient Rome.

- Who do you say it was? - That's not important.

But don't you think you should take a bath first? Maybe in that house?

I think I should take a bath I'm a little dirty.

We can't go there to do it a bath in that tub over there?

Of course, I'll put some watermelon perfume in the water for you.

And do you have more boots on your back?

I can never find anyone who will do this for me.

Ask me if I want to do this?

Feeling good? It seems a bit behind the scenes.

I feel great.

And Jasper was doing the same!

I didn't think so ever do anyone.

I dream and I don't want to wake anyone!

Maybe I should take a bath with the clothes on me,

because they are just as dirty like me.

So I shouldn't have to wash them later.

Oh, no, no ... You don't have to do that.

If you take your clothes off, I can wash you everywhere,

And you will feel much better.

Good...

Even smells very nice.

And you wash very well.

You would like to come in, to take a bath with me?

Do you still ask, surely I want to?

Take off your clothes, Billy.

Ah, it's so good!

Lar now I will pronounce you and my wife!

Ouch ...

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