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[ominous music]

Uh, how... [sighs] What is this?

I can't brush my teeth with this.

Oh my god.

[pebbles hitting window]

What?

Don't tell me you're going to sleep already, Dante.

Yeah.

Come on.

We're going to go meditate over by the cemetery.

It's 7:30, guys.

Like, yeah, come on.

Are you talking AM or PM?

PM, obviously.

You can look at the sky, man.

You can literally see the sun setting.

I don't know if it's sunrise or sunset.

Yeah.

Look, dude, it's the weekend.

You are allowed to stay out late if you want to.

It's Wednesday.

And did you guys do this?

There's slime in my toothpaste.

Garth?

I can't see that.

What is that?

It's toothpaste, out from the tube.

Did you do this?

Well, does it look like I wouldn't know

how to do something like that?

Dude, I wouldn't worry too much about that.

Just come out for one drink with us, please.

Wait.

Didn't you guys say you're going to go to the cemetery

to meditate?

Well, you can do two things at once.

All right, just come down and you won't regret it.

Please, just one drink.

All right.

OK.

Well, for one drink, but only because you're so cute, Vera.

Ugh.

[sighs]

Whoa, what the... ugh.

Ugh.

God.

What is this?

There's slime, like, in my slippers, on my slippers,

everywhere!

Please... I wouldn't worry about that.

I'm sure it's very stylish.

Goodnight, you boneheads.

OK.

Oh, man.

Gonna be scrubbing my feet all night because of all the slime.

[liquid splashing]

[sighs] What's that noise?

[liquid splashing]

[hiss]

Ah!

[eerie music]

[groans]

Oh, yeah.

I see you've returned to us, Chester.

Thanks, Georgy.

Thanks.

That was a good nap.

I feel very refreshed.

Lucy, hi.

Whoa.

I must still be dreaming.

Look, Chester, we've got this big midterm Monday.

All right?

You can nap all you want, but I'm taking this seriously.

There is no way I'm failing trigonometry.

Triga-what?

[loud chewing]

Barry, please.

That is very annoying.

There's a sign on the front of the library that says No Food.

Why did you think you could bring crackers in here

in the first place?

Can you stop, please?

Thanks.

All right, look.

I think we've earned a little study break,

and I can definitely go for some of that turkey right now.

I'm feeling festive, in a bit of a Thanksgiving mood.

It's not Thanksgiving, Archie, it's April.

It's not... it's not even close.

Barry, I don't suppose you have any stuffing or cranberries

to go along with that turkey, do you?

This is a library.

This is not a restaurant.

I think that's enough studying for today.

Are you guys still going to come to my party tonight?

I told my sister I'd be there by 8:00 to help her set up.

Of course.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Great.

See you guys there.

Lucy.

I think I should walk you to the parking lot.

It's just that I saw Duncan in the hallway earlier.

He was shirtless and had a war paint on,

so I figured it wasn't very safe to walk anywhere alone.

Yeah, all right.

Thanks, Arch.

You are such a baby, Chester.

What?

How?

Lucy is the girl of your dreams, man.

And you just let Archie take her like that and walk her do her?

Yeah, dude.

That handsome man is going to be making love

to Lucy at that party tonight.

Come on, Georgy.

It's not even like that.

Trust me, I'll make a good impression on her at the party

tonight and I'll...

I'll sweep her off her feet.

OK.

I'll believe that when I see it.

By the way, how many party clowns

do you guys want for the party tonight?

My cousin runs a party clown business.

He can get you as many clowns as you need delivered to the door,

no questions asked.

You just have to call.

Barry.

Yeah?

You are the only clown we need.

Stop.

All right, enough chit-chat.

Please, can we get back to studying?

[slide whistle]

Man, they got me working night shifts

at the zoo all next week.

What do they need you to do night shifts at the zoo for?

Chimps and rhinos can't just run around.

They need somebody to watch them.

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

Oh, hey, what time's that party tonight?

9:00.

Oh, man, it's still a little early.

You never want to be, like, the first person there.

No.

What do you say you and I go for a little stroll

through the woods...

Yes, yes, yes.

...get a couple of beverages, adult beverages.

Now you're speaking my language, Barry.

Yes.

OK.

Hey, I tell you what.

We might run into Vera.

She's usually... Yeah, she's usually

at the cemetery around now.

She kind of scares me, actually.

Oh, jeez.

What?

I think I left my keys in my locker.

Oh.

Why do you need your keys?

So I can go home tonight.

Duh.

What's wrong with you?

Sleep by the pond.

No, I'm not sleeping by the pond again.

It's fine.

It's nice.

It's not nice.

It's cold.

It's wet.

It's relaxing.

It's not relaxing.

You know what?

I'll be right back.

I'll be two minutes.

You want to come with?

Uh, no.

Not at all.

All right.

I'll be right back then.

OK.

[eerie music]

This is the messiest locker I've ever seen.

One detention.

Detention?

Come on.

Man, it's not high school.

What are you talking about?

Ugh.

Man.

Aw.

Ugh.

[sniffs] Good enough.

[ominous music]

Duncan, hey.

Well, let's talk... let's talk about this, man.

You're not going to kill me here, at least

not on school property.

[laughs]

Oh, shit.

[maniacal laughter]

[upbeat music]

Oh.

Oh.

[maniacal laughter]

Oh, shit.

[maniacal laughter]

Chester, you knucklehead.

[laughs] Did you really think I was going to kill you?

[laughs] I mean, I was maybe just going

to cut off a finger or two, but I wasn't going to kill you.

[laughs]

You run fast.

You know that?

If you keep running like that, time's

just going to fly past you.

You're going to be old in no time.

You're going to be an old man running down

these halls in your electric wheelchair.

[laughs]

Are... are we done here?

Chester, I come to you today for advice.

Advice?

I'm having some girl problems, Chester.

And you seem like a ladies man, so I figured

that I'd get advice from you.

Oh, yeah?

That girl in your study group, Lucy...

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about her?

Oh, she is a work of art from head to toe.

[laughs] Sometimes I just fantasize

about fucking her while I'm squeezing her head to a pulp!

[laughs]

I'm starting to see why you're having girl problems.

I hear she's having a party tonight.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, come on, Chester.

I got ears all over these halls, Chester.

Don't lie to me.

So I figured, what could I do to try and get

her to go with me tonight because I'm

going to make her mine, whether she likes it or not.

[laughs]

Look, I don't know the answer to that.

Whatever you say, Chester.

OK.

Oh, one more thing before you go.

I don't know where this party is, but I am going to find it.

And if I see you there tonight, I'm

going to carve your head off.

And then I'm going to carve Lucy's head off.

OK.

And me and Joey here, we're going to take

turns just fucking your heads.

[laughs]

I'm going to blow a load so powerful into your severed head

that you'll be tasting it in the afterlife.

Mm.

Delicious.

All right, then.

Oh, let me get the door there for you.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my god.

Bye.

Oh, my fucking god.

Shit.

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck!

Hall pass.

Hall pass.

Hall pass.

Where's your hall pass?

There was...

One detention.

Uh...

That makes two, Chester.

Wait.

How do you know my name?

What?

That was more than two minutes.

You won't believe what just happened in there.

I...

I think I will.

I'm going to that party tonight, Chester.

I'm the VIP guest of honor.

[laughs]

We need to switch schools.

Yeah.

Let's go.

So do you want to go to a party tonight?

Of course.

I mean, if you're going, yeah.

Sure.

All right, under one condition.

What's that?

I was just wondering, if you can, maybe

hang around Lucy and her friends instead of me.

Why do you think that?

I don't know.

Maybe she likes you.

You think Lucy likes me?

It's a possibility.

There are endless possibilities in this world.

Just look, Garth, I...

You have a better chance with her than with me.

Oh, OK.

Dude.

Oh, shit.

I think that's something from Chester's dreams.

How do you know about Chester's dreams?

Well, he tells me about them sometimes,

about green mutant slime people that live in the forest.

And I think that's one of them.

Chester kind of scares me.

Yeah.

Well, I think I'm going to go say hi to it.

Don't do it.

Yeah, if you want to.

Hey, don't move.

Dude, I was...

Stay right there.

I was kidding.

Don't go near that...

No, I'm not... you get back... don't go near that.

Stay right there and don't move a muscle.

[heavy breathing]

[crickets chirping]

[doorbell ringing]

What the hell is wrong with you, man?

Are you crazy?

Hey, party's just getting started.

Who are you?

Were you even invited here?

It's me, Micro.

We had that one class together.

Oh, yeah.

Look, would you get out of here before Lucy answers the door?

I don't want her to think you and I are friends.

[upbeat music]

Hi, Arch.

Oh, spooky.

Who's your friend?

I don't really know this guy.

Great.

Come on in.

You guys are the first ones here.

It's just me and my roommate so far.

[upbeat music]

So this is my kitchen.

Ah.

And those are my roommates over there.

That's my sister, Sylvia, and that's her roomate, Luca.

Ah, they're excellent dancers.

They should join the circus.

No?

Lucy, I brought some red wine.

Would you care for a glass?

Oh, maybe later.

My sister made too much orange juice.

I'm trying to finish this first.

[maniacal laughter]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Are you crazy?

All right.

So I got a good one.

Favorite animal... actually, no.

Favorite color, animal, and oh, favorite food.

Oh, that's a tough one.

Easy.

Blue, aardvarks, and popcorn.

Oh, wow.

You really do make it so easy.

How, Chester, how?

There are so many animal and color combinations out there.

Well, I had many, many years to think about it.

It's really not that tricky of a question.

Please tell me why aardvarks.

[laughs]

Um...

Yeah.

Why popcorn, huh?

It gets stuck in your teeth.

It tastes like nothing.

Oh, it doesn't taste like nothing.

It tastes like popcorn.

It's my favorite food.

I eat it almost every day.

OK.

OK.

OK.

So, Barry, what about you?

Lay it on me.

Um... uh... no.

No.

OK.

Purple, rats, green peppers.

Don't ask me questions.

Whoa, that's way weirder than mine.

What are you talking about?

What do you mean?

I mean, OK, well I dig it.

You know what?

I dig it except for maybe the green peppers.

Why green peppers?

Why not?

I mean, I don't know.

I feel like... you know what?

You be the expert.

I don't have... that's yours.

All right.

All right.

All right.

OK.

So let's see.

Favorite color is, well, black.

Mm-hmm.

Bats.

Yes.

And gummy worms.

Wow, OK.

Yeah.

Those are good.

That's good.

Those are good choices.

That's pretty good.

Those are good choices.

Damn.

Do either of you have the time?

I think we should go to that party soon.

Yeah.

OK, OK, yeah.

It is 9:25.

Look, I don't know about going to the party, to be honest.

What?

Dude, you've been... you been excited for this all day.

It's Lucy.

She's waiting for you.

I mean, I don't know.

Oh, OK.

Don't tell me this is because of Duncan.

No, don't.

Duncan.

Yeah.

Who's Duncan?

OK.

So he's a maniac who goes to our school.

And, yeah, he runs around, like, robbing kids at knifepoint

and beating them up.

And there's even... There's even a couple

of kids that went missing.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Hold up.

Tell me, how is this guy even allowed in the school.

Well... OK.

So, OK, so our buddy Archibald...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I think I remember him.

Yeah, OK.

So he plays golf with the dean, who

is very vocal about not being able to achieve an erection

and please his wife.

So now that's Duncan's job.

What?

Yeah.

[laughs] So then he and the dean are super good pals now,

which means I guess Duncan just gets

to run around and do whatever he wants, which is pretty much.

Please tell me you're kidding me.

No, No word of a lie.

I swear.

I swear.

[laughs]

OK, so Chester... So this Duncan guy,

he doesn't want you coming to this party or something?

He chased me through the hallways

with the sword earlier, so no.

[laughs] It was pretty funny.

And he told me if he sees me at the party

that he's going to cut off my head and Lucy's

head with the sword.

Yeah, yeah.

Yo, yo, yeah, but this is the best part.

Then this idiot friend was like...

And then Duncan's equally crazy best friend proceeded

to say that he was going to blow a load so

deep into my severed head that I'm going

to taste it in the afterlife.

[laughs]

Yup.

So fuck me.

[laughs]

Funny.

Dude, I have got to meet these guys.

They sound like an absolute riot.

Uh-huh.

Look.

Look.

Look.

We'll go to the dollar store.

We'll get you dolled up in some knickknacks.

It'll be fine.

No one's gonna know.

You really think that's a good idea?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, we can give you the most wicked makeover ever.

Right, Barry?

Yes.

Let's do it.

Either that, or you'll die.

All right, let's go.

Thank you.

Let's do it.

Do it!

OK.

All right.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

Password?

What?

What's the password?

I don't know.

I don't have the password.

All right.

You can come in.

But if I catch any funny business...

What do you mean by funny business?

I mean no horsing around, no horseplay.

No littering.

Don't be a litter bug.

No spilling your drink.

And absolutely no shoes on in the house.

Real neat freak, man.

Gosh.

Oh, is there, like, a garbage can?

Just throw it away once we get inside, man.

We're almost there.

Are you insane?

You can't just show up to a party with garbage

ready to throw out.

That's not a gift.

I'll just put it in your backpack.

No, my backpack is crammed full of your stupid goulash.

You'll love it when you taste it.

Yo, Chester.

Hi.

How confident you feel about your beautiful disguise?

Huh?

I feel all right.

How do I look?

You look beautiful.

You know what?

I love you so much.

All right.

You're gonna do great, buddy.

All right.

OK.

[doorbell rings]

[upbeat music]

Can I help you?

Here for the party, babe.

Lucy, do you know these people?

Hey, guys.

I'm glad you could make it.

Did you find the place OK?

Yes, we did.

We only got lost twice.

All right.

You have a really lovely home, Lucy.

By the way, I know it's a tradition

to bring a bottle of wine or a cake or something

when you go into someone's home.

But I'll tell you what.

I will do you one better.

I will cook up a fat pot of goulash and feed everybody

in this house.

Which way is the kitchen?

OK.

Just don't burn the place down.

Ladies!

Chester.

Hey.

You look stylish.

Yeah.

I thought I'd turn this place into a costume party.

Well, I'm glad you just showed up.

Long time no see.

What's it been, like, two hours?

Something like that.

Time just flies by these days.

Anything exciting happen in the past two hours?

I got chased around by a maniac with a sword.

But other than that, um, not much.

Sounds fun.

Would you like a tour of the place?

Yeah, I would love a tour.

Yeah.

Did somebody say croissant?

No.

No one said croissant.

Lucy, come on, it's fresh.

No.

No, thank you.

All right.

Taste it.

It's fresh croissant.

Taste it.

No, I'm good.

I ate, thanks.

Would you like to dance with me, Lucy?

I made a special request with the DJ.

There's no DJ, but sure.

Great.

Let's go.

I'll give you that tour later, Chester.

Yeah, great.

Great.

[eerie music]

[upbeat music]

One time I saw my roommate Niko dance for six hours straight.

He didn't even take a break or anything.

He's stopped to drink some water at one point, though.

He's right over there.

You can go say hi if you'd like.

I'll say hi later.

I just want to dance with you right now.

He's looking.

Say hi.

Hi.

Hello.

So what's the special occasion tonight, anyways?

I mean, why throw the party?

No occasion.

You don't need a reason to throw party.

Very true.

So how about that wine?

Sure.

I love wine.

So does Niko.

Well, I mean, it's supposed to be a full moon tonight.

Or is that next week?

I don't know.

There's just something about sharing a bottle of wine

under the moonlight, very romantic stuff.

I was kind of hoping me and you could do that together alone.

This music is so loud, I can't really hear you.

Oh, jeez.

I'm sweating like crazy under this thing.

Are you crazy?

Look, stop. stop.

We will not get your corpse defiled and your head cut off,

and not in that order.

All right.

All right.

OK.

OK.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Give me the pack.

Take it.

Give me the pack.

Ah, yes.

Hey, Micro, you're on cheese duty.

What?

Oh, like, the cheese.

What about the cheese?

I forgot it in the treehouse, man.

Aren't you guys a bit old to be hanging out in a treehouse?

It's really more of a clubhouse.

It just so happens to be located in a tree.

Thanks.

Clubhouse located in a tree?

Can anyone explain this to me at all?

I can confirm the validity of this treehouse-clubhouse

hybrid.

It's actually very nice.

Really, Vera?

I would have thought you were a bit too classy to be hanging

out these bozos in a treehouse.

OK.

And tell me, my good sir, what do you know about being classy?

Well, I mean...

And besides, where would you suggest that I spend my time?

I have a pretty grown up rec room in my place.

A rec room, how sophisticated.

Tell me, does your rec room have a zip line connected

to it for quick access...

No.

...or a game of marbles or pogs set up and ready to be played

at any time...

Pogs?

I don't...

Or... or freezer full of Popsicles?

No.

But why would that even...

So it doesn't seem like you have a single one of these things,

Georgy, so I must say, why would I

want to spend a single little second

in your crummy little rec room?

I have some champagne we could drink.

[laughter]

Hard pass.

Ooh, Miss Lucy, you are looking fine as a whistle tonight.

Ooh!

[laughs]

What you going to do to her first, Dunc?

I think I'm going to ask her to dance, Joey.

Ooh, that's very romantic.

And when I lean in for the kiss, I'm

gonna bite her lips right off of her face.

[laughter]

That's even more romantic.

[laughs]

What are you going to do when you first get in there, Joe?

Ooh, probably going to get some snack from the kitchen.

Ah.

Yeah.

Hey, what's going on over here?

What's it to you, bonehead?

Well, I'm Ben.

I'm the neighborhood watch.

Neighborhood watch?

[laughs]

Why would this place need a neighborhood watch?

It's the safest community around.

Yeah.

Haven't you guys heard?

There have been reports of these slimy green mutants going

around attacking people and throwing

balls of slime in their faces.

Really?

Well, I don't see any slimy green mutants around here.

Do you?

Nope.

Nope.

Besides, that kind of sounds like a fun time.

[laughter]

Look, who even are you two?

What are you even doing here?

Oh, we're the homeowners.

Yeah, right.

This is a very lovely looking house, and the two of you

look as if you haven't even bathed in weeks.

Hey, fuck you.

All right.

I guess I'll just ring the doorbell

and find out for myself.

Huh?

Jesus.

[music playing]

Hi.

Are you from next door?

We can turn down the music if you'd like.

No, that's not it.

I'm just from the neighborhood watch.

I just caught these two fellas peeping into your front window,

but they just ran off.

Would you like to come in?

OK.

Just for a minute, though.

You know, when I was a kid I had an aunt whose

goulash recipe was only spaghetti covered

in ketchup and chicken nuggets.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

You're in a better place now.

Listen up.

Look at me. you're in a better place now.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys have got to come see this.

Come here.

Hmm?

What?

Right there.

Right there.

You see that?

Oh, shit.

Right there.

That... that thing's been in my dreams.

I've seen him a couple of times now.

What?

Wet dreams?

No.

What?

No, regular dreams, nothing sexual.

No.

Yeah?

What's he doing in these dreams of yours?

Sometimes just standing there.

Other times, getting ready to kill me if then I

wake up right on time.

I hate to break it to you, man.

That's a wet dream.

Yeah.

Chester, do you want to go say hi to him?

Yeah.

Maybe he's been having dreams of you too, buddy.

No.

No.

No.

I'm all good.

Oh, shit!

Did he see us?

Oh, definitely.

Definitely.

Definitely.

You want to go out there, give him a little wrestle?

No, guys, his skin looks poisonous.

We can throw rocks or sticks or...

I don't know.

What do you think, C-dog?

I don't know, maybe.

It sounds kind of dangerous.

You could use a little more danger in your life now,

couldn't you?

I'm down.

I'm down.

Let's do this.

All right.

Let's do this.

Man, you guys are crazy!

I don't see him anywhere.

Where did that little bugger go?

It's pitch black out here.

The one time I forget my night vision goggles in my life.

Oh!

What the... what is this shit?

Finally, a solid excuse to toss those shoes.

I mean, I would, but there's a hole in my sock.

That's the same goo that was in my locker.

Why the heck do you have goo in your locker, dude?

I didn't put it there.

I found it.

Oh.

Who just goes around dropping slime and goo

all over the place?

A litter bug, that's who.

Oh, no, dude.

There is another answer.

[eerie music]

All right.

Here's some of this!

[laughs]

Throw another one.

Throw another one.

[screaming]

[upbeat music]

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Dude, oh, man.

Man, you guys are such babies out there.

I was watching the whole thing.

Hey, at least we went outside.

Someone had to pay attention to the cooking

if you don't want it to burn.

Oh, fair.

Fair.

Chester, you're infected.

[laughter]

Infected?

What are you, a science lesson?

How am I infected?

Look, I saw you slap the thing.

OK?

We've got to lock this guy up and throw away

the key before it's too late.

Come on.

You've been studying for too long.

We'll lose him, Georgy.

Get this thing off me.

We need to lock him up before it spreads to the rest of us.

Oh, god.

All right, Chester, you're up.

This chick is impossible to get through to.

What?

Lucy.

Go dance with here.

I'll admit my defeat on this one.

Yeah?

Come on.

It's like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall.

You two will get along just fine.

Oh, well then OK.

Aren't you looking just lovely this evening, aren't you?

Thank you.

Get a life.

What's going on in here, anyways?

Why does everyone look so spooked?

Actually, I have a friend I want you to meet.

Is she prettier than you?

Why don't you take a look for yourself through the window?

I've chosen not to go out.

[laughter]

I mean, what even in this thing, a reptile, a ghost, a fucking

lizard?

What is it?

Hey, why don't you be the expert, huh?

Are you studying your science?

I'm no expert, but I know somebody would pay

good money to fuck that thing.

He's got a point.

[laughs]

Hi.

Do you want to dance?

I'd love to.

I'm not that great, though.

You might have to teach me a thing or two.

I was just about to say the same thing.

Great.

Let's try not to step on each other's feet.

Sounds like a plan.

[chuckles]

Yeah.

[chuckles]

[ominous music]

Uh...

What?

What is it?

We have to get out of here.

Why?

I'll tell you later.

Let's go.

Was this some attempt to try and get some alone time with me?

Because if so, all you had to do was just ask.

Look, I just saw...

Do you want me to take you on that tour now?

Tour?

Yeah, a tour.

I'll even give you an all access tour.

Yes.

I would love that.

Georgy, why do down?

Where's your party spirit?

There's not enough girls here, Barry.

The ones who are here all seem occupied.

Yeah.

That's a real bummer.

Hey, tell you what.

I'll cheer you right up.

I'm a great chef, which means I'm a great bartender.

I'll make you a little drink.

Yeah?

Yeah, sure.

Fantastic.

There's one rule, it's that you've got to turn around.

It has to be a mystery.

OK?

Come on.

Turn around.

Whatever, man.

Turn around.

OK.

You're going to love this.

It's going to be so good.

A little bit of this, oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Classic.

It is classico.

These flavors over here, these are delectable.

The beast from the East, OK.

A little bit of malted goodness.

Got a bit in my mouth.

That's delicious.

Malted what?

Very good liquor.

Yeah.

[laughter]

This stuff is going to be crazy, crazy fire.

Get ready.

Oh, this is flair right here.

This is flair.

God, sounds like it.

What is this?

Only the finest.

Only the finest for you, Georgy.

You know, I'll tell you what.

Usually, you have to pay $10 to $25 at a fancy hotel bar

to have some idiot mix this for you.

But I'm doing it for you right now for free.

Thanks, man, I guess.

No worries.

I am happy to, happy, happy, happy to.

Oh, this stuff is... oh.

Are you almost done, man?

It's aged.

It's aged.

It's finely aged and it's going to come out very well.

Stay turned around.

A little suspense often makes the thing that much better when

it finally ends up happening.

Oh.

Almost got some on my shirt.

That would have been a tragedy.

It's very, very expensive, very, very expensive.

Well, I guess when you hang out in a treehouse,

money isn't exactly around too much.

No, it is not.

You'd do well to remember that.

Give it a little stir stick in here,

make sure that's all done up real nice and good.

And for the piece de resistance, oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

[laughs]

Your beverage is ready, my man.

Please enjoy.

There you go.

Thanks.

Hey, no problem.

I'm happy to.

Super happy to.

God.

Is it good?

It's good?

It's good.

It's good.

Yeah.

You like it?

Yeah.

The mango is present.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Thanks, man.

Enjoy it.

Yeah.

Have fun with it.

[door closes]

[suspenseful music]

Don't ask.

I won't.

Terrifying.

Is this you?

Oh, yeah, that is.

That's so old.

Don't even look at that.

Hey, you're still pretty cute.

I wouldn't worry about it, honestly.

I was, like, 12 in that, you weirdo.

Whoops.

[laughs]

Sit.

Make yourself comfortable.

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat music]

Hey.

We finally have the dance floor all to ourselves.

All right.

We do.

We do.

What's up?

Any wild suggestions?

Yeah.

Actually, can you put on, like, a...

Oh, wait.

Sorry.

I really don't care.

All right.

Yeah.

OK.

All right.

What you got?

[music playing]

What about this, huh?

Huh?

Does it get you going?

Yeah?

Oh, come on.

[laughs]

Does this answer your question?

It does.

[upbeat music]

What's going on here?

Hey, it's a party.

Remember?

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

[groans] I hate when people are having fun without me.

[ominous music]

[squealing]

Who are these peeping Toms?

I don't know, but they're kind of cute.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

Oh, my god.

I need some fresh air right now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh!

Dude.

I don't think we're getting that fresh air.

What the... do you know these guys?

Are they your friends or something?

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, well, do you mind?

They're kind of creeping us out.

Wait a second.

I've seen these fellas before.

These are the same chumps going around throwing balls of slime

all over the town.

They're in some sort of slime street gang.

Slime street gang?

Dude, let's find Chester...

Yeah.

That's a good idea.

...and get out of here before it's too late.

Go.

What is even going on here, a Halloween party in April?

April Fools party?

I don't like this one bit.

All right?

Should I let them in?

Wait, are you kidding me?

They look like they have rabies.

Don't do it, lady.

[suspenseful music]

[squealing]

[squealing]

Georgy.

Please take a seat.

I was just about to leave, actually, so...

Going somewhere?

[ominous music]

Finally.

I think I'm starting to like this party now.

[hissing]

Come on, man, please.

Relax, Archibald.

You're not the one I'm looking for.

Who are you looking for then?

Chester and Lucy.

Where are they?

I don't know.

I haven't seen them.

[growls]

OK, OK, I might have seen them heading upstairs before.

Try one of the bedrooms maybe.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Hmm?

You'd better not be lying to me.

Because if you are, I'm going to put your head on display

right next to theirs.

Sure, man, whatever.

Oh, don't be scared, Archie.

I'm not going to do anything to you right now.

[laughs] Oh, but Joey might.

I think he's got some kind of vendetta against you.

What?

Bye-bye.

[maniacal laughter]

You do not want to fight me, pipsqueak.

Oh, yeah?

Ow!

Ah!

Nite-nite you fucking weirdo.

There we go, nice and tight.

Well, it's getting late.

What do you say we leave these three here overnight and check

on them in the morning?

What are you going to do to us?

What are... how long are you going to keep us here?

Wait!

Wait!

I left my goulash on the stove.

It's still cooking.

I don't want it to burn.

Would you mind getting that for me?

Goodnight.

OK.

This is no good, guys.

What are we going to do now?

Are they gonna kill us just turn us into one of them?

They're going to breed with you, Georgy.

They're gonna put a bunch of dirty little slime

babies all up in your belly.

That's not how that works.

I can't get babies in my belly.

We talked about it in science.

All right?

Yeah?

I don't think science class covered mutants, man.

Barry's right, Georgy.

If I were you, I'd start thinking of some wicked baby

names.

Shut up, you idiots.

And, you know what?

Don't pretend that you didn't see how

pretty that female mutant was.

I saw you giving eyeballs at her.

I know.

I think she likes you, Georgy.

Ooh.

You should ask her out.

You guys can't anything seriously.

We're moments away from death here.

OK.

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

Hold up.

How did you do that?

[laughs] The ropes we're all covered in slime.

Squeezed right out.

Try it.

Dude, you're right.

Try it.

Try it.

Try it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

These people are so freaky.

Then help me out here, man.

Jesus.

Literally, who puts slime on a rope?

I give up.

I give up.

OK, fine.

[sighs]

Leaving so soon?

Uh... um...

No!

Not my boy!

Fuck.

Not again.

[purring]

Ah!

[squealing]

[eerie music]

Finally, something I'm good at.

Yeah.

Careful, though.

You don't want to wind up on death row.

At least they'd give me a good final meal.

Yeah, all the green peppers you can eat, buddy.

Archie?

Archie?

Huh?

Are you here?

What are you doing here?

Oh, I'm here for you.

I let myself in.

I hope you don't mind.

Yes, I do mind.

It's a private party.

Oh, but I'm the guest of honor, Lucy.

[laughs] How could you forget that?

No one in their right mind would invite you anywhere.

I'm gonna squeeze your tiny little head down to a pulp,

and they're never going to find your body.

[laughs]

[screams]

[maniacal laughter]

All right.

I mean, Chester's got to be in one of these rooms

around here somewhere.

Bet he... bet he's waiting for us under a bed or something.

Or he could be right in front of us and we don't even see him.

Yeah.

Vera?

Vera!

[ominous music]

Hey, man.

I'm not much for eulogies or any of that shit.

So I'll pour one out for you, huh?

I'll tuck you in, man.

Goodbye, man.

[ominous music]

How the fuck am I going to get out of here?

Archie.

[ominous music]

[groaning]

Eh, I'll let him suffer.

I hope I know how to use this thing.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music]

Taste this in the afterlife.

[gunshot]

Barry?

Holy fuck, dude.

Dude, I thought you were a gonner.

Me, too.

Dude, dude, you've

Dope.

Oh my god, what a rush.

I feel like I've seen enough action movies.

I... I...

I found Chester, by the way.

Yeah?

Yeah.

[squealing]

[laughs] Are you fucking dying?

[laughs]

What a fucking pussy.

Hey, want to suck cock while you die?

Huh?

Yeah, you do, you...

[gunshot]

Ah!

[groans]

[laughs]

You can't kill me, Barry.

[laughs] I am stronger than any normal human being.

I'm filled with chaotic energy...

Power drawn from every corner of the universe and the internet.

I have seen the darkest enemy known to man,

and I have the highest kill count in all of online gaming

history.

Go ahead and pull the trigger, you short little fuck.

I'm going to catch it in my fucking teeth

and spit it back down your throat.

[gunshot]

[upbeat music]

[squealing]

[gun clicking]

[squeals]

We have to run.

Clubhouse?

Yeah.

I'll bet those jerks can't even climb a tree.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]