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Romantic selfie. Stop rowing.

Stop! This is so perfect.

- Careful. You'll fall. - Whoops.

- Watch out. - Okay.

No... The third one.

- Who are you sending it to? - My family, my friends, Instagram...

No, let's post together.

Olivia, we've only been dating for 28 hours.

But we both know we'll end up together. Don't you trust Rosario?

Yeah. I totally trust Rosario.

- Can I grab the bag for a sec? - Sure.

- What are you doing? - We've gotta start thinking like a couple.

We don't want drugs.

Just love... maybe a family...

No way. Rosario saw kids too?

Oh, the bag.

A carp swallowed it.

DEATH INC.

Team! Today we're entering a new era. Big things are coming.

Every day I'm rolling out a game-changing idea from this jar.

I'll call it... "one day, one boom"! Boom!

I can't stand this guy.

Nieves, pick one at random, even if there are only three.

Let's see.

This is great. Hold on.

Even if his idea is to cover the floor in crap,

we'll say it's amazing.

Really?

He'll be director till he makes his mark.

And we need that ASAP.

- What's his "mark," boss? - How should I know?

You can read it now.

- "Siesta." - Boom!

Siesta?

A lot of companies already do this.

It boosts productivity and helps you recharge physically and mentally.

Starting today, at Torregrosa, we're bringing in siestas.

You're serious?

It's brilliant. We'll be more focused.

- Napping at work is weird. - I was already doing that.

I brought pillows. Grab one if you want.

This is optional, right? If I nap, I can't sleep later.

Nope, Olivia. Mandatory.

Relax. It's just a power nap. Not a full siesta.

What if a customer catches us?

We'll look cutting-edge.

Seriously, Chemi, on behalf of everyone, congrats.

Thanks. I hope tomorrow's idea blows you away--

Why not pull another one? It's the first day.

Really?

Should we do a "one day, two booms"?

Please.

Come on, Laia.

Your turn. Let fate decide.

This one's great. Stay right there.

This! I want to get him this!

Sure. Let's buy a console for the kid who bullied you.

- Come on. - He invited me to his birthday.

Son, pick something else. Come on.

Fifteen euros, tops.

Vanesa! Did you take the day off?

- You didn't hear? - Hear what?

Your mother fired me for... harassing the apprentice.

- Why did you harass him? - I didn't harass anyone.

It was a setup by that scumbag Dámaso so he could take over as director.

- Come on. - What about an e-bike?

A new director.

What do we think of Dámaso?

Go ahead. Read it.

- "Inter-company league." - Boom!

For a small business, building community is key.

Creating synergies with other companies.

And that's why we've signed up for the Local Business Basketball League.

DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT LOCAL SPORTS

- I love the NBA! - I hate sports.

Every game is an opportunity to network.

And later, all those people will come to us when their loved ones die.

Great idea, Chemi.

But the games are during work hours, right?

Well... they're whenever they're scheduled.

We'll train here at the funeral home during downtime.

Not after lunch. That's siesta time.

This is insane.

Playing basketball is optional, right?

No, Olivia. Mandatory.

Okay. Now we're done--

Why not draw the last one?

- Morales was asking. - A "one day, three booms."

Go all out?

Fine. I'll draw it, since there's only one left.

Let's see. This one's great.

Seizenso. Boom!

Anyone know what that is?

A Japanese funeral practice--

No. Don't explain it. I wanna tell it.

Does anyone know how many people die in Spain every day?

Twelve hundred.

And how many don't die?

Fifty million!

So why focus on the tiny target group who does?

- Because we're a funeral home? - "Seizenso" is a funeral for the living.

It's trending in Japan, and starting today, we're offering it.

Sounds odd, but hey, if the Japanese do it...

No, think about it.

There are only two days in life when everyone shows up.

Your wedding and your funeral.

Isn't it a shame to miss one?

I've been fake and sucking up for 20 years.

With Gonzalo, with Nieves, with Vanesa, with customers...

But this dimwit is going to give me a stroke.

Maybe he'll leave his mark sooner than we think.

I can't deal with the uncertainty.

I need a date. And shut the damn door.

- So is this your office now? - I mean, it's not Anselmo's.

- My dad. - So you don't want to meet him after all?

No, I've lost my father-son urge.

We should go find an old person.

Or a sick person. Chemi wants his first seizenso.

Handle it. And bring me tea.

Okay, boss.

- Warm. - Warm.

Try this size.

At this rate, I'll be equipment manager and coach.

Right now?

Number 12. How lucky.

- Number 12! - Stockton's number with the Utah Jazz.

- Yeah. - Let's see.

Perfect.

How's your heart?

Great. Last ECG showed a normal heart rate.

No arrhythmias. Normal.

- I meant emotionally. How are you? - Bad.

Sorry. I screwed up. I got your hopes up again.

I considered going back to the toll booth again.

- No. - I thought about it, but no.

I need a double barrier. That's my focus today.

- A "double barrier"? - Olivia has someone.

Now I need a partner too.

Wouldn't it be better to be okay on your own?

Learn to let go like a grown-up.

Be my girlfriend?

- No. - Why not?

Don't make me spell it out.

We could go for walks and try different positions.

What are you doing?

No, Nieves...

Oh, yeah. Try it on.

I saw how supportive you were of my first ideas.

Yeah, I'm blown away.

At this rate, you'll leave your mark in...

Let's not set a date.

I disagree. A challenge without a deadline is unambitious.

Maybe a bigger size?

Think about Around the World in 80 Days.

If he said, "I'll get there whenever," the novel would be a snooze.

I don't know. I haven't read it.

But I remember the cartoons with the lion and Rigodon.

Chemi, you can do it in one month.

I don't know, Dámaso.

Did I kick things off with three brilliant ideas?

Sure, but the jar's empty now,

and I don't want to race against the clock.

Imagine Usain Bolt running the 100-meter dash saying,

"I don't want to race against the clock."

I'll think about it. But I need the office now.

This one? You've already got the other one.

That one's for directing. Management stuff.

I need this space. It's more creative. Edgier.

I'll work on marketing ideas.

Can you do that in the other office?

It's too tight on you.

They're making us nap and play ball like preschoolers.

Seizenso isn't stupid.

If I were terminal, I'd do it.

It lets you see everyone before you go.

Or you could invite them over for snacks. Your "last snack."

Okay, Vanesa. I'll send you my address.

Bye. See you later.

Nino.

- Yes? - That's a different Vanesa, right?

No, Vanesa, the ex-boss. It's my kid's birthday. Her son's coming.

You scared us. We thought you'd hooked up.

That's the plan. I invited her son so I can be alone with her.

While the kids play in another room,

I'll open some wine, put on a smile, play Kenny G...

You're gross.

- Can't a guy court a woman? - I hope Vanesa slaps you.

Hearing you say that kind of turned me on.

Hello.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Are any of you... dying soon?

I work at Torregrosa Funeral Home,

and I've got a special pitch for you.

Have you heard of "seizenso"?

That thing you burn that smells?

Well, it's a funeral where the person is still alive.

Isn't that just a wedding?

- Oh, come on. - Jesus.

Damn.

You really don't mind?

Not at all. I'll take it home. I might stick it in the kitchen.

Thanks so much. I wanted to honor his memory.

Holy crap.

- Don't you like it? - Yeah, I just wasn't expecting it.

It's nice. He's very veiny.

Well, from now on, José Luis will keep you company.

Great.

- Boss. - Yeah?

I heard I have to go pick up a customer at noon for the zeisenso.

Yeah, but don't say seizenso too much. You say it weird.

Zeisenzo.

Seisenzo. Seis...

Hey.

Hey, babe.

Holy crap.

Can we step outside for a moment to talk?

Sure, Antonio. I love surprise visits.

Look, I like smoking weed.

Antonio, that's really bad for you.

And this weekend, I'm sorry, but I'm going surfing.

But my mom's having a party.

And one more thing...

I can go rowing with you, go out, catch movies,

but I want to sleep around.

What are you talking about?

Like, an open relationship.

Don't you get it?

Rosario saw the future. We're meant to be.

Exactly. If it's meant to be, it'll happen.

I can go to Czechoslovakia. We'll end up together no matter what.

But why? It's not even a country anymore.

It's an example. I mean sleeping around...

I said no!

- Where are you going? - I don't want to talk!

- Good morning. - Do you want to be my girlfriend?

No, not really.

Oh.

But if you want a quickie in the kitchen, it's fine by me.

- No. - What about something to drink or eat?

- I brought custard apples. - Oh.

Bye.

Boss.

The casket for the woman's seizenso,

will it be reused, or will she take it as a souvenir?

I couldn't care less--

Pilar, Milagros.

- The other way around. Pilar and Milagros. - Oh.

- Can we talk to you for a moment? - Sure. Let's go--

- Where's Chemi? - In his other office.

Well, how can I help you?

Dámaso, what do you think of Chemi?

He's a very creative person and a visionary.

Vanesa thought he was the money pit.

I think so too. And Pilar.

He's fucking useless.

Okay.

If we can be honest, I'm on the same page as you.

Let's be clear. How would you feel about him being fired?

Well, I'd be very happy, to be honest.

Jeez! I'm so glad we all agree.

If it's up to us, he can be fired today.

Yes, as soon as possible.

So that's decided.

- Great. - Okay.

Let me know when you've talked to Nieves.

Why do we have to talk to her?

To ask her to fire Chemi.

We've already asked you.

- How am I supposed to fire him? - You're the director.

I'm not the director.

Who is the director, then?

Chemi.

What?

Now you lie down here, cover yourself, and get comfy.

I'd rather sit in the front and listen to some music.

My boss wants you to have the full experience.

Okay, but I need a cigarette first.

Didn't you say you had one and a half lungs removed?

I don't have much time left anyway.

Before deciding positions, I want to know if you've played basketball before.

- Last time was in '84. - I've never picked up one of those balls.

Here, learn how to dribble.

Sorry. I'm having a rough day.

It's okay. Try to steal the ball from Abel.

- Where are you going? - I gotta go.

- Where? - The play center.

Olivia, bounce it.

Come on!

Let's go!

Good.

TORREGROSA FUNERAL HOME

Laia, aren't you sleeping yet?

I just had lunch.

No heavy meals. They take away the benefits of the nap.

- Is there anyone else left? - Only Nino.

Come on, driver, you're wasting valuable nap time.

Almost done.

Mm!

Remember I'm leaving early today.

Martín's birthday?

Celebrating back at home?

Yes. Don't come back before 11:00 p.m. or midnight.

The kids are very shy.

What am I going to be? Cheated on and a second-hand smoker?

Is that my destiny?

Maybe you're ruling out a possibility.

Maybe the medium is a fraud.

She predicted things for Antonio. She cleansed your aura.

She spat in my face.

You haven't killed again.

Another option is that she's magical but talking about someone else--

Manuela, do like Olivia. She's asleep.

No, it's not a joke.

It's my funeral.

It's this thing the Japanese invented.

Okay, see you here.

Are you Marisa?

- Yes. - I need to take you to embalming.

Oh, okay.

I was so close.

But now you have two people on your side.

You can be like the axis of evil.

What do you mean, evil? We're the good guys.

Right.

I don't have the energy anymore.

I'll die as the successor.

It's always the same. I get my hopes up, bam.

- Here he comes, boss. Smile. - Nah.

I'm done sucking up to him.

Hey!

Have you seen my training basket?

Yeah, very nice. Very pro.

I'm euphoric with my triple ideas.

In the end, a month as director will be more than enough, Dámaso.

What?

I can sign the handover now.

Are you telling me

to prepare my contract as director?

Dated one month from now.

And give yourself a raise.

If you have all your stuff, we're going to--

Abel, long time no see.

- Do you want to be my girlfriend again? - No, I'm dating a gravedigger.

Ah. Do you know anyone who might want to?

No.

What about you?

Two months ago, they told me I had one month left.

I'm on overtime.

I'm sorry. How are you feeling?

Once you know your time is up, it's like your life--

Hi there!

- We were talking about something personal. - Great.

Would you like to lie naked on the table while you keep talking?

No.

Part of the seizenso is experiencing the process of the deceased.

Chemi, she said no.

Want your hair washed, Marisa? They wash the deceased's hair.

- She doesn't want that either. - Well, if there's time, it sounds good.

Do you do hair coloring?

Do we?

Anselmo, have you seen--

What are you doing?

Huh?

Siesta, it's mandatory.

It's 7:00 p.m.

I'll set an alarm tomorrow.

- You don't know where Chemi is, do you? - No.

- Do you have claustrophobia? - Lung cancer. Stage 4.

Right, but would you mind being in the casket for a few minutes?

Oh! No.

You have to be in there when your loved ones arrive.

Oh, no problem.

So the music will play, they'll sit down,

and, when the song is over, you'll get up.

Won't that be a bit like Count Dracula?

Not at all. It will be a seizenso to remember.

Chemi, can you come out for a second?

Coming. I'll be right back, Marisa.

Chemi, so you can sign my contract and we can get it out of the way.

- Sure. Of course. Okay. - Here you go.

Sign in the margin of each page and then at the end.

Now a month sounds like too long.

I think I can leave my mark in three weeks.

Or less.

Print it and write "in two weeks."

It doesn't matter. Sign this and we'll add an addendum.

Make it thirteen days.

More challenging, Rigodon.

Fucking hell.

- Why are you here? - I need to pick up a girl.

I've tried 17 times in 3 hours without success.

Abel, you don't have any charm.

You're pale and stiff.

You look like... a psychopath.

I'd lower my standards and go desperate.

What's going desperate?

Bingo hall. Spinster drunk on Baileys, a sure bet.

Go on. Now get out. I'm waiting for someone.

Bingo. Spinster wasted on Baileys. A sure bet.

Marisa.

Marisa, now.

I'll go.

REST IN PEACE

Marisa.

Marisa.

You have to get up.

Is something wrong?

Marisa.

Manuela, can you come here?

- What happened? - What's wrong?

Lakers are down by two. Seven seconds left. Six, five.

Kobe Bryant passes it to Chemi. Three seconds left.

- The hoop is his. Three, two, one... - Chemi!

Chemi, we have a problem with the seizenso funeral.

What happened?

Well, it's not seizenso anymore.

Ah. She's here.

- Who are you? - Beltrán's grandmother.

And Vanesa? Is she coming later or...?

No. I'll stay with him.

Well, the birthday party has been canceled.

I'm sorry. Bye.

How are you, Chemi?

Bad, Dámaso.

Very bad.

We turned a profit.

They hired a wake and cremation.

Sign here.

I thought I was revolutionizing the industry and I killed a woman.

You didn't kill anyone.

Thanks to you, she was spared the last days of pain.

That's also a mark, in its own way. Your signature.

What's this?

The new documents for the change of director.

In 13 days, like you said.

No. I need more time.

Should I write "in one month"?

Well, we'll see.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

But don't worry. This is temporary.

Your time will come.

Fifty-nine.

Sixty-six. Six, six.

Twenty-five.

Twenty.

- Good evening, girls. - Nine.

Thirty.

First, we must file a conciliation claim form at the mediation service.

Can't I sue them for wrongful dismissal?

It's a prior and mandatory step.

You'll be summoned for an act of conciliation.

The company will decide whether to pay you.

If no agreement is reached, then you can sue.

I'm dead serious.

I think we have to work on our relationship, Rosario.

But he says that if you've seen the future, nothing can change it.

Destiny is destiny.

I never said you two would end up together.

Yes, you did. The day before yesterday.

No. I said someone you see every day. But it's someone else.

Yes!

Cut it out, Antonio. Who is it, then?

You see the pale guy every day. And the driver.

And the baker. And the two guys I always see on the bus.

You have to narrow it down for me, Rosario.

Bring me an object from each one. I'll tell you who it is.

- An object? - A thing.

I know what an object is, Antonio.

Who is it?

Donostiako Ospitalea.

"Donostiako" what?

San Sebastián Hospital. We're from emergency services.

Well, are you a relative of Asier Urritzaga?

Well, do you remember the other day when you asked me for a trick

to pick up girls and all that?

- Stand here. Like this, straight. - Mm-hmm.

And now, first you have to bend one knee. Like this.

And then drag the other foot.

And keep doing that.

Is this how you pick up girls?

- Oh! - Shit.

Yeah.

- Hands out of your pockets. - You gotta--

- Do this. It's important. - It's pretty easy.

- Smoother moves. - It looked more complicated when--

Less tiptoeing. Or it looks like this--

No. I need practice.

But, damn, for my first try...

Subtitle translation by: Meredith Cannella