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they say that life came out of the water maybe that's true cause i keep

seeing her coming back to it i love to ride it

i want to conquer it but you can't without the sea

Kahuna means sand, sun, and surf, according to the Surfer Slang

Dictionary.

My friends and I worship Kahuna.

Kahuna girls.

There's only one other thing that gives me the same high I get when I'm riding.

Sex, of course.

Amen.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lori and Pam, two of the Kahuna crew.

They're not surfers.

They're just beach bunnies who dig the guys and gals who ride the boards.

The only one missing is Deb.

Perpetually late, perpetually horny.

And the reason she's late today?

Her boyfriend's in from school.

Damn good to go, anytime, anywhere.

Wouldn't surprise me if she was doing her boyfriend right now, in the car, as

it rolls down the PCU.

Can't really blame Deb, though.

When I'm on the board, I'm thinking of sex.

How much it's like sex.

Can't wait to hear what Deb's got to say for herself.

you

I don't have to wait for Dad.

I mean, it's not like we need her or anything.

We've done things without her before.

But we all did agree, all of us together.

I'm still not sure about this thing, this is our plan.

All she'll say is we go, we do, we're done, and we have fun in the process.

It just seems kind of weird to me.

We've never done anything like this before.

Actually, that's not true.

There was this resort we were all so hot to shop for.

And I remember what happened the first night.

Pam and I couldn't find any action at the bar, so we decided to improvise.

We were a little loaded, and we couldn't find a winner in the bunch.

Nothing but posers.

Although I did think the computer geeks were kind of cute.

She said she was going to show me she was as good as any guy.

No better.

I love you.

mm-hmm

Thank you.

um

This tastes like two boys.

You got me.

Cold baby.

Ooh,

that's good.

uh-huh

oh

oh

yeah

Thank you.

we put on quite a show.

Casey's been telling me for weeks she was going to teach me how to surf.

Now's my chance.

Aren't they typical?

So sure of themselves.

Cocky and arrogant.

The brothers dim.

I call them that because they may not be too bright, but they can cut a wicked

curl.

And they're kind of cute.

They were pretty hot last weekend.

And if it weren't for my lame friends, We could have had a boss time, but I was

one turned-on bunny in an awesomely hot mood.

But what would make these two think I'd be interested?

Okay, so I might have been interested.

And they're getting the same feeling.

Thank you.

No.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

Suck it.

Yeah.

Fucking hell.

Shut the fuck up.

I don't know what she's so pissed about.

The reason I'm late is the same reason she's got a smile on her face and a

funny walk.

I'd love to know what this plan is Casey's got up her sleeve.

I don't know why everyone's ticked off at me for being late. It's not like I'm

always the one who's late.

Like two weeks ago, we were supposed to go to that party.

We went by Pam's place and she wasn't even close to being raped.

She was preoccupied with a cop, no less.

Pulled her over to give her a ticket and she bags him

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

Jesus.

Thank you.

that little slut, but that's the pot calling the kettle black.

Now that all the cocoona girls are here, I can tell them about the little dude I

got going.

Something special for my favorite gals.

Crash at Beach Park.

Look at them, a couple knobs ready for anything.

Are they going to be in for a surprise?

They can't believe how they got so lucky.

Hey, just want to do something nice for my girls.

No names, no numbers, no strings.

Kind of like what guys do to us, all the time.

Nothing like a good grudge fuck once in a while to make a girl feel good.

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Yeah, nothing like hanging with my kahuna grubs.

Nothing like it at all.

Except, maybe sir.