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Well, there's the moving van.

I guess that couple is moving into Bill's house today.

Yeah, I heard they finally found renters for it.

Yeah, well, I hope they're responsible.

Bill put a lot of work into that house.

I saw them last week.

They're a really young couple, probably early 20s at the most.

I hope that doesn't mean they're going to have a lot of wild parties. I mean,

this is a quiet street. I want it to stay that way.

Yeah, God forbid we should have any excitement around here.

It's not supposed to be.

It means, honey, that I think you're late for work.

Worry about our new neighbors later.

You're right.

Bye. See you later.

Bye,

lover.

Hi, we thought we'd come over and introduce ourselves.

We just moved next door.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Wait a minute.

What is this?

Well, I just made some chocolate chip cookies and I thought Winehead would

share with our new neighbors.

I think I'm supposed to be the one that brings cookies to you.

Why don't you come in for a few minutes?

Thank you.

I wasn't staring. I was looking at the drapes.

Can I get you guys a cup of coffee?

Oh no, you know, we should really get going.

Actually, I'd love one.

Well then, excuse me for a moment. I'll be right back.

Dane, let's go.

Sarah, that would be rude.

You're the one being rude. Stop staring at her like that. I see the way she's

looking at you.

I'm not staring at her. Now stop acting crazy.

She's gonna hear you.

Here you go.

Here's your coffee.

Thank you.

Very much. You're welcome.

You know, I'd love it if you could meet my husband, Tom.

He's at work right now, but why don't we have a little get-together this

Saturday?

Sort of a welcome to the neighborhood party.

Just the four of us.

What do you think?

We'd love to.

Dean, thank you so much for the thought, but that's really not necessary.

You know, we should be going now.

Nonsense. I insist.

I know Tom's really interested in meeting you. He was very good friends

with Bill, the guy that you're renting from.

We'll be there.

Let's say 7.30 then?

Perfect.

I just

don't see why we have to entertain these kids.

Tom, they brought us cookies. Don't be such an ogre.

I just don't want them thinking they can drop by on a regular basis.

I don't need to get chummy with a couple of 22-year-olds.

That may not be so bad, actually.

It might make life a little bit more interesting.

What's that supposed to mean?

It's just boring around here.

All we have is old couples living on this street.

I'm kind of glad we have a young, hot couple living next door.

What do you mean, hot?

I'm just tired of feeling so old.

It's ridiculous. We're not even that much older than they are.

They're trying to be neighborly, and all you can think is the worst.

Which one's hot? The husband or the wife?

Both.

Do you still think I'm hot?

How did this turn into a discussion about you?

No, Lisa, I want to know. Do you think I've become old and boring and unsexy?

I don't know.

Maybe I just need to be reminded of how hot you really are.

I'm sorry.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

See, that's just what we needed.

Mm-hmm. Mm.

Oh

Nice.

Yes.

Yeah, it's good.

Hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh,

my god. Oh, my god. It's so good.

Yeah.

yes yes yes

Uh-huh. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Oh, that beautiful cock.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Mm-hmm. I want to watch it. I want to feel it all over me.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

I wasn't thinking about that, were you?

Well, this turned out to be really nice.

I'm glad we came.

Yeah, I'm glad too.

You know, to be perfectly honest, Sarah, I really didn't know what to expect.

Because, you know, you were a young couple.

Young, but mature.

Well, you convinced me.

I'm very glad we'll all be neighbors.

Me too.

And if you ever need anything, need to borrow anything, coffee, sugar, milk,

whatever, just feel free to stop on by.

I run out of things a lot.

You might hear me knocking on that door quite a bit.

I hope I do.

Hey, where's Dane and Lisa Ann?

And this is our bedroom.

Uh, big.

Nice.

Thank you.

We knocked down a wall to make it bigger.

Good decision.

I decorated it myself.

You're very talented.

And you're very talented too, from what I hear.

Sarah told me that you're a legal genius of sorts.

First year on the job, and you've already won three major cases?

Did she say that? I mean, I can't take all the credit. I definitely had some

help on my team.

Humble, too.

You're a real go-getter.

And that is just very attractive.

Do you think so?

I do.

I really do.

What are you doing in here?

I was just showing in the house.

Well, alright then.

It's late.

We don't want to wear out our welcome.

No, uh, no we don't.

You know, I really liked Tom.

Yeah, he seemed, uh...

Seemed pretty nice.

Really nice.

Yeah, we, uh, you know, I think we lucked out in the neighbor department.

Didn't we, though?

What's that, uh, tone of voice for?

Dane, do you want Lisa Ann?

What?

Uh, are you kidding me?

Just tell me if you do.

Not any more than you want her husband, that Tom dude.

I mean... Now, come on. We had a

really nice evening with him. Let's not turn this into something that it's not.

Are you sure?

Do I sound unsure?

I'm feeling pretty horny.

Maybe it's the line.

Oh, really?

Well, why don't you show me how horny you are?

Yeah.

You're like a case of wine, aren't you?

Come on.

such a pest.

Oh, no, Sarah, don't.

Well, I, um, I locked my keys in the house.

Oh, no.

Come on in.

So did you call Dane?

No, because I left my cell phone in the house, too.

I came out to check the mail and just... No shoes on or anything, huh?

Well, I thought I'd only be a second.

It's a good thing I wore underwear, huh?

Yes, yes it is.

Well, let me get you the phone so you can give Dane a call.

Actually, he's in a really important meeting this afternoon.

So I bet... You better not bother him for at least another hour or so.

Okay.

Well, then, can I get you a drink or something?

A glass of wine would be nice.

A glass of wine, huh?

Okay, coming right up.

But only if you have one with me.

I don't usually drink wine in the middle of the day, Sarah.

drinking alone well I guess one

glass of wine with my new neighbor wouldn't hurt that's the spirit

Delicious.

Yeah, it's not a bad bottle. We're actually saving it for a special

occasion.

I didn't mean to make you open a special bottle.

Well, it was kind of the only one we had around.

Oh, well, thank you. It's wonderful.

So, how do you like the new house so far?

I love it. I love everything about this place.

Especially the people.

The people?

Our neighbors, like you.

I mean, look how nice you are.

Sitting here with me while you have your own stuff to do. Being a good neighbor.

Well, I... It's hardly torture to sit with you, Sarah.

It's nice to get to know you.

To get to know our neighbors a little bit.

I mean, that doesn't happen very much in this day and age.

I know, and I think that's so wrong.

I think the olden days were better when neighbors were really close.

When they were intimate and shared things with each other.

Yes, there was something to be said for that.

We should bring those days back, huh?

What do you think?

I'm game.

Are you?

Sarah, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm off base here.

And if I am, I apologize.

But what are we talking about here?

We're talking about being good neighbors.

Getting to know each other.

Right.

And how you think it's a good idea.

That we get to know each other a little better.

Well, maybe we should all do that together sometime.

You, me, Lisa, Dane.

Or maybe we can get started right now.

Without them.

I don't think she's doing this.

You need to get the bed.

Oh, my gosh.

Shit.

Yeah Oh my god

Yeah, this song.

No! No!

That's good, yes.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's so good.

Fuck

the

cock. Fuck the cock, yes!

Fuck. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, God.

Fucking sexy.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, that's a good TV spot.

I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

Yes, Dane, you must have dropped it when I was showing you the bedroom.

It took me a while to figure out how it got here.

Sure, you can come over anytime.

I'm just getting ready for an event tonight, but Tom is working late.

He's working very late.

And, um, it's really okay if I come over tonight?

That would be perfect.

Dean?