Original subtitles

Kaori Shimamura

Yuji Kishimoto

Miwa

Production Manager:. Tadao Shyosui

Line Producer:. Kenichi Fujiwara Camera: Takanobu Kato

Music: Goro Yasukawa, Editor: Masahiro Onaga, Sound: Kenji Shibasaki

Script: Atsushi Muroga, J.B. Baker Yoko Katsumoto, Emiko Terao

It's not that bad. I'll give you a prescription.

Okay.

Take this medicine and have a good sleep.

Yes.

Follow me, please.

Get well soon!

There are two men waiting outside who want to talk to you, doctor.

Who?

They look like soldiers.

What do you want?

This can't be. What does that mean?

Producer: Isao Kurosu

Director: Atsushi Muroga

I saw that he was really suffering. But I only thought: Cool!

I walked out on him immediately, of course.

And now I'm working really hard on having a good relationship soon.

I'm so happy that I got rid of him. Don't let that kind fool you, girls!

Poor guy! He really is to be pitied.

But now to something different. we have another listener's request.

It comes from Satomi Kinjo from Urasan.

And her wish is "Pit in" with "A few dance more".

Get down, everybody!

He said, get down!

Freeze!

Hey! If you want to stay alive you'd better be a good boy!

This is no toy, understand?

Hello?

Hello, this is Sawaki from Happy Motors speaking. Can I help you?

Sorry, but I'm very busy now. I'll call you back later.

Please wait, there is... Hello?

Well... we'd just like to know whether you're taking the car or not.

There are quite a lot of customers who are really interested in this model...

I'll take it. I'll call you back!

It hurts! - Step on!

It hurts like hell!

What happened?

This fucking idiot managed to get caught by a woman...

I think she's dead.

Dead? Did you shoot her?

Otherwise I would be dead now.

But did you really have to kill her?

She's alive. I didn't aim at her precious parts intentionally.

There is no turning back anyway.

Right?

And what about me? I'm wounded!

Shut up, you idiot!

Don't worry. The wound isn't that deep. Just keep calm.

Liar! It hurts like hell!

Well, of course it hurts a bit...

Not only a bit!

Well? How did things go?

Child's play...

Child's play? You fucking idiot!

Akira! It's not that bad.

When we have the money, you can afford your own private nude nurse!

Don't you dare lie to me! - Of course not!

We'll sell them, right?

Yeah, don't worry about it. I already took care of that.

Hello?

Just a moment, please.

This is our man.

Ramon speaking... Ah, it's you. I've been waiting for your call.

Did things work out well?

Sure, everything is perfect. The rocks are worth about 100.000.000 Yen.

Great. But before talking about prices, I want to see the goods.

But I'll be prepared to pay the 100.000.000 in cash.

Is that so? Do you agree to talk about the price right now?

Okay. Our meeting place...

Take the 58 westward, than you'll arrive at an old factory site.

We'll meet there.

An old factory site? Good idea. That's an adequate place! Okay.

We'll need about... - One hour.

We'll be there in an hour. We'll be waiting for you...

Wow! 100.000.000 Yen! 100.000.000 Yen!!

25.000.000 for every one of us! I can finally buy me a Porsche!

We made it, Akira!

Feels like a dream.

Won't there be any difficulties at our meeting place?

No. This is no residential area, the police shows up quite seldom.

Extremely rarely. I know for sure that there isn't anybody around now.

Is that so?

If the stuff is good it's worth driving all the way out there.

Here is the money.

Quite a good deal...

Okay. Let's go.

That's impossible!

Then do something!

Oh my god...

Here? - I guess so.

You can't conclude a deal like that in the middle of the town, can you?

But the Yakuzas complete their deals in chinese Restaurants, don't they?

Shut up!

When we have the money, you can eat chinese every fucking day.

Hello, this is Happy Motors. Our name stands for confidence and service.

Yeah. what can I do for you?

Yeah. I'm sorry, but I was really busy when I received your call.

Because of the car...

What?

Well, we already sold it to some other client.

Of course you were top of the list, that's why I called you immediately.

But you simply hung up...

Wait! I told you that I would take it!

That's easy to say...

I'll pay in cash. Just do something!

Maybe there is still something that I can do for you...

You're lucky, my other client hasn't signed the bill of sale yet.

In that case, my comission would rise a bit, of course...

How much? wait! You're trying to rip me off, aren't you?

I see. I'll come to your shop tomorrow morning and drop in the money.

Okay? Bye!

Asshole!

Was that her?

Child's play!

After all, these babies were invented to make you rich, weren't they?

You're the greatest!

The car seller cheated you, didn't he?

Leave me alone.

I didn't know that you are so mad about cars...

I'm mad about fast cars in combination with loud music.

In my car, I expect women to stay on the passenger seat...

I'm fed up with being the passenger.

I've found this completely unsatisfactory.

Because you've climbed into the wrong cars...

Men are all the same anyway!

What's up?

If you don't stop this, you'll be dead before you've spent your money!

But my foot hurts!

You have to clean the wound.

You're acting like a doctor.

I'm a nurse. - Really?

Yes. I used to work at a big hospital in Tokyo.

One of the doctors was always trying to paw me, that's why I quit.

Did he try it in the car?

Oh doctor! Please don't!

We need some more water.

Hey!

Should I tell you how you can get a really cheap car?

How?

I've changed my mind. It wouldn't work with a women's libber like you anyhow.

I see!

Presumably the total value of the stolen jewellery is...

more than 100.000.000 Yen. An employee of the jeweller's shop...

was seriously injured during the raid.

She was put in a hospital, but she's still in a coma.

Here's the weather forecast...

How do I look? As a gangster, you have to keep an eye on your outfit...

who is that Ramon anyway?

Probably a Yakuza.

But I've been told that he pays really good for hot stuff.

But can we trust him?

Don't shit on yourself, Kabu. Everything's just fine.

Everything is going well. My plan has turned out to be absolutely perfect.

Seems like it.

Are you still planning to go to the Philippines?

Yeah, that's right. In this country, there seems to be no place for me...

They're still after you because of that immoveables thing, right?

I'm looking for a water pipe. We have to clean Akira's wound.

That's not necessary!

We should have bought some bandages. - Allright, I'm off.

No!

You scared me to death!

Did you find water?

I think I saw something over there.

Really?

Wait! - What's up?

Do you have a weakness for Akira by any chance?

What does that mean?

The way you're taking care of him... Like you're having a little carry-on.

Bullshit!

There's one thing you shouldn't forget...

It was me who got you into this. Because of me...

you'll earn quite a lot of money.

So what?

I think you'd better take care of me. I'll be very kind to you...

we can kill these two idiots and go fifty-fifty, if you want to.

I'm different than those guys. And one fine day...

I'll be very rich.

Come on...

Be my little sweetheart...

Leave me alone!

Are you lesbian?

If I was your girlfriend, I'd probably turn into one...

Stupid bitch!

Kabu?

Kabu, is that you?

What was that?

That was Jun's voice!

What happened? - Upstairs!

Is it the cops?

Look at that. what kind of a factory is this anyhow?

Looks like a chemical factory.

What's that?

Corpses!

What is this place?

Maybe the secret mortuary of the Yakuza...

Nonsense!

Where's Jun?

Look...!

You monsters!!

Hey! what the fuck is going on here?

They are possibly zombies! Living dead!

They're still alive!

How is such a thing possible? - No idea!

Let's get out of here! These creatures are hiding somewhere!

I don't want to be eaten!

Let's clear off!

I was so worried because you didn't stay by your car...

Are you Ramon?

Are you Jun?

I heard a shot. What happened?

Jun is dead. He got killed.

Killed?

What does that mean?

There's nothing more to say. That monster ate him!

What?

There are zombies around here.

Zombies?

Joking apart. After all, we're here to talk business...

That's no joke. We have to get out of here!

we can talk business somewhere else.

No. we'll stay here.

This place is teeming with zombies! They already caught one of us!

I see...

You killed Jun to increase your share.

Not bad...

What are you talking about?

Relax.

Okay. Give us a look...

Where's the money?

Marvellous.

Really excellent.

Not bad, if I consider that you're no pros...

How much?

Well...

The price will be high...

What does that mean?

You bastard!

If you go home like good boys and girls, you'll stay alive...

You can't do that!

You fucking bastard!

Kabu, don't!

Kabu!

What about you?

I'm sorry...

Well? What are you going to do now?

You'd better give up.

Isn't this place full of zombies?

You'd better go home, otherwise they might kill you.

Help...!

Fuck you. All of you!

What's that?

Jun...

Come on!

Stop them!

You son-of-a-bitch!

What's going on here?

What are you waiting for? Shoot him!

He really is a zombie...

Catch them! Kill them! Don't let them get away!

Quick!

Fuck! They caught Kabu, too!

What do we do now?

Jun... He's alive...

That's not Jun anymore!

What about the jewellery? They're going to steel them!

No idea!

I'm wounded!

You idiot! That's why I hate men!

Asshole!

Come on!

What is this place?

Let's go!

I'll kill you!

Akira!

Saki!

Oh shit!

Hey! Can anybody hear me?

What's up?

Come here at once! I'm right under the stairs!

What happened?

Hurry!

Let go of me!

That was Ramon's voice!

These monsters have guzzled him.

He's bound to be still in here.

We have to get the jewellery back.

we have to get out of here!

Could you give me just one reason why you're here?

Don't make such a fuss! A real man would go straight out there and fight!

All you're doing is wailing! Two of our friends are dead.

Don't you have any balls?

Allright.

Let's go!

I have to.

Oh my God...!

This way!

Oh no...!

We're lost!

We found him...

Let's clear off!

Fuck it...

Saki!

Saki! Do something!

Saki! Come on!!

Come on!!

Don't let go of me!

Saki!

Saki!!

Akira...

Shit! what are these army-guys doing here?

Help!!

what's happening here?

Help me!!

Are you okay?

Who...

Who are you? what are you doing here?

Get up. The whole place is going to explode in a minute.

Explode?

I'll destroy them.

Good idea...

An eye-witness told the police that he saw a white van on the scene of crime.

The police closed off several roads hoping to locate this vehicle.

Shit!

Did you create these zombies?

I never wanted to create a monster.

Because of them, my friends are dead now.

And I won't get my Porsche either!

One of them is very intelligent.

What?

That's not a normal zombie.

He's really clever.

He managed to deactivate the bomb.

Hello? Saki?

Hello, Akira?

Hello?

Hello!

Hello? where are you?

Saki!

What a fucking asshole!

I knew it.

Takashi!

Kyoko...

I wanted you to live again.

I couldn't think of anything else.

Takashi?

You died two years ago.

You died in a car accident.

No.

You may not live..

Takashi...

You monster...

Shit!

Are you okay?

We must get out of here!

Give me the key.

Here it is.

You have to leave now. I'll activate the self-destruction mode.

That's impossible! You're wounded!

If I don't blow up the lab, they'll take possession of the whole town.

This woman...

She's my wife.

What?

I took part in the generation of a revolutionary medicine.

I wanted to raise my wife from the dead.

But it went all wrong.

I'm so sorry that I've dragged you into this.

Actually I'm on the run because I robbed a Jeweller's shop...

I see.

Take this.

You can handle it, can't you?

Goodbye.

You fucking bitch!!

Are you okay?

Let's go!

Wait.

What are you doing there?

I'm going to blow this joint.

The army researched on those zombies?

That's it.

Let's go!

You'd better go back to your husband...

Oh shit! - This way!

That's insane!!

Are you allright?

Look!

They're in good health, too.

There he comes.

What a sound... There's nothing better than a Porsche!

Porsche...?

This car...

A great car!

What does that mean?

I called the shop. we can't use the old van anymore.

Sorry that I've kept you waiting for so long.

I'd like to thank you for choosing one of our models.

I'll bring you the vehicle documents!

How did you do that?

If you pay double the amount, they bring it anywhere you like...

Double?

I simply need your signature...

Now you just have to pay the car. Double, as we agreed upon.

And what do we do now?

I've promised you to show you how.

What?

How to get a cheap and brand-new car.

3 to 4 percent can be taken for granted...

But this way we get it at 100 percent discount.

After all we're gangsters, aren't we?

So what? Driver or passenger?

Cool!

Hey baby! what about you and me? Come on, jump in!

Here we go!