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Hi guys, today I'm sick guest and you know I was walking here in this street

and I saw this house, it's really my dream house, I don't know, amazing villa

and I was thinking, you know, because here there is hotel with bars and

whatever and I saw a lot, but really a lot of beautiful girls and you know, if

you have this kind of house it's more easy that one girl is, you know,

attracted to you, so I think I will pretend.

this is my house and we will see what happens maybe we can pick up some game

next time

I'm

really waiting now it's 50

minutes I'm waiting I don't give up I know that Will come someone. I saw

before. So... We will see.

But, man, it's like two hours, maybe. How much is it? Two, three hours.

Nobody's coming.

I start to lose my hope, really, but... We try to be strong.

Maybe, maybe she's fine. I see one girl.

She looks nice.

One girl is coming.

Finally.

Hello?

Hello. Can I help you?

Because I saw that you were looking here.

Yes, I just... What did you search?

I just like the house.

It's kind of beautiful.

You like it? And I'm searching, yeah, I'm searching for my, like, for my, for

my hotel, the hotel.

Yes.

So you like this house? Yes, I was looking like... It's my house.

Oh, it's yours?

Yeah, of course. Oh, it is.

Nice. I didn't know it was yours just to jump to the phone.

It was my dream.

It was my dream. It was very nice. It was really nice to know that it's your

house. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

My name is Ram.

How old are you?

21. 21.

Very young.

Yeah, just, you know.

Thank you. You too.

Thanks. I'm asleep.

Yes, before the two of us, why don't we go to drink something?

I know how to make very good coffee.

I can make some for you, some very fresh.

Actually, I'm not a big fan of alcohol, but I would like to know this house

inside.

It's really beautiful in here.

And you didn't see inside, it's even better.

I beg, I beg to do this like that.

I will make really very good culture for both, just one culture. I promise,

I'm very good guy, I promise.

Promise it, for this one.

Nothing will happen that I don't want it.

Okay? That's my, what kind of culture will you make for me?

Mojito. Whatever you like.

My favorite one is Long Island.

Long Island. Perfect.

I have even special tea.

It's perfect for Long Island. Nice.

Let's make it.

What happened?

I forgot my key in the car.

But we can go to it.

Don't trick me.

I'm a good guy.

You saw me the way.

Oh, what a particular car.

I know, I know I was expecting like some kind of Ferrari, you know, something

like that, like Lamborghini. Mostly like a Lamborghini or a Bugatti or something

like that. I have it. I have it too in the house, in the garage. Of course I

have it. This is just, you know. But it doesn't matter if you have a Lamborghini

or not. It's just, I was expecting like...

More like a Mustang, you know?

Yeah, something sport, sporty, you know? But this is also sport, because I like,

you know what?

This is kind of weird.

I'll show you. You see that you can see outside.

Yeah, I can see. Yes, this is for me. From outside, they cannot see inside.

And for me, it's perfect, because I like, you know, to surf.

But what is there in there? What is so much stuff in here? I don't understand.

What did you do here?

No, nothing. Just I rest here when I don't see that it's, you know, the waves

on the sea.

If it's too much, then I go.

If it's not, I just rest and I can see everything.

Oh, why did you have to suffer?

It's not here.

Actually, it's at home, too.

But... Can I just...

Because it's kind of hot in here. Yeah, it's hot inside, right?

And do you use everything just to go into the shop to shop?

Yeah, it's everything that I need, you know. When I go, I can go everywhere

with this car, I have everything with me.

It's very nice.

I really like it.

And let me one second search my key, okay? So we can go to Trinket's home.

Yeah, that's right. Thank you very much. Finally we can go.

Yes, it's kind of different, but yes, it's so nice that you can see the waves

out of here.

People cannot see you, yeah? Nothing, it's special one. I made it like this,

they cannot see nothing, but you can see them.

So nice. I can be in a naked here, nobody will see me, you know?

I would like to have something like this, you know?

What?

I knew.

I don't like that face. No, it's just that I put it in the kit.

It was in the other jacket, and then take my sand, and now we... But wait,

wait. Because you go, but I can call him.

So wait one second, now I call him.

I knew it.

Hey, no.

Your bra, yes.

You have my jacket, I know. But inside, in the jacket, there is my key, too. So

I cannot go in the house.

Imagine this.

How long you need for number?

Ah, okay.

One hour. One hour?

Yeah, but maybe try to be faster. Much? Okay. What is he?

It's too much.

I would have liked one hour.

No, no, but he told me that maybe it can be faster. So, just so you know, we

cheered him a little bit.

It's a really nice house, really.

Yes, I'm so curious about the house and everything, but one hour is too much, I

think so, no?

Like, I don't know, I want to go. It's like, it's kind of weird, you know, this

situation, you know, this car.

I understand, but I explain you why.

Come on.

Yeah, but you have to understand that it kind of...

It's hard for me to believe it. To trust me. I understand.

Look, you can go when you want. My friend is coming, like, very soon.

You're not in prison. Yeah, I know. I'm a good guy. I didn't touch anything, you

see. Yeah, but it doesn't really do me much.

You're scared of me? Yeah, kind of, you know. No, see.

I stay.

She's the guy.

Why don't you play some music or something so we can ask him?

Oh, let's see, let's see.

A very good idea, five hours.

Good mood.

Let's have a good mood.

Which kind of music do you like?

What we can put?

Actually, I'm a dancer.

Oh, you're a dancer.

Yeah, kind of.

Four years ago I started my professional career on that.

Just stopped at a little bit because I have not too much money to pay

it and to afford it just to become a professional one.

But it's fresh.

Yeah, it comes into my blood, you know. I feel the music and I have to dance it.

I don't know, it's like a... I understand,

I understand you very well. It's the same for me, for the set, so you know...

So nice.

Just to see you so awesome, and I just invite you because you have this and

that with the house, and it's like, oh my god, it's everything I ever want.

I can just wish.

I'm lucky, I mean to say, that I'm lucky sometimes.

So, which view can you put?

Oh, thank you.

I would like something for my country.

That is not for my country, but almost there is a lot of singers in my country.

And popular.

And it's kind of hard.

So that I would just need like a...

This is reggaeton.

You don't know it? I know, of course. Yeah, but this is coming like more

cheaper, a little bit more high. This is maximum.

This is maximum.

It's kind of sexy music.

Really?

Yeah, this is from a circus.

Something more sexy, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I like this style.

By the way, I'm from Colombia.

That's why you move so good. Latina. Latina blood.

Sangre caliente.

Something more sexual, you know? Ah, I see, I see.

That is sexy.

I'm so ready.

Oh my god, I'm getting shy!

No, no, you're really good, you're really good, I like it. Continue,

continue, continue.

Sorry. You can dance up. Then I can teach you some steps.

What?

Come in the light way.

Like this.

You move it.

Do it. Yeah, just do it.

Then you just have to do it.

Don't touch it too much.

It's just a bad thing.

Yeah, if you touch it too much, it will kick you out. You know?

Water,

Ma.

If I go here, you go with me. Like you, and then you go like this.

So I just follow you.

If I go down, you go down too.

And then you go up.

So if I move every time to the left...

I go right with you.

And your hands are going with my feet. And this is for your neck.

Yeah. Mostly reggaeton is for the musical.

Yeah, it's nice.

Wow, you look really good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, you don't look like an European one.

And what do you like to do also?

Who?

I am a...

I like to do yoga.

Yoga? Yes, I like to play football too, but I work with yoga. Really, yoga?

This is very nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I learned it like four years ago.

And then I'm trying to become better to become a yoga teacher.

Really? So you can teach me something? Because I always want to try, but I

never try. Because I think, you know, with the sea and meditation, it's

better. I won't stop the music.

So we can speak more about... I'm very interested about it. More about the

yoga, okay.

I'm going to take off this.

So we can make some... I can teach you some positions if you want.

Can I put those on?

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, yeah.

But you have to be comfortable, you know.

Are you flexible?

Kind of?

Okay, let's start to be flexible.

Do you want it here or over here?

Over here. No, it's okay. With this position, and you're going to start

stretching. Yes.

Yes, stretching, stretching.

Almost everything that you're doing. With this.

In right.

In right.

In right. In right.

And you wait. One, two, three.

As much as you can.

Yeah? And then you just do the same. The same but opposite.

But opposite.

Like this.

Exactly. And the same time as you wait in the other side. You do it for how

much you want to do.

Okay?

Then, just do this.

And stretch it.

If you want to do it.

So you will feel all your back.

Just stretch it.

And get a little longer. Yeah.

As much as you can do it, but I always stay like for five minutes.

Because it gets on my back.

Like this.

You feel it? Yes.

Also you go up.

Just this.

Just this.

And then?

You can just one hand up and one hand down.

Wow, I heard your bounce.

I told you I want to try another time. Here, and

I do the same.

More,

more, as long as you can.

Like this.

and there is I saw because you know in yoga I never did but I saw in video

whatever they make some because you are very flexible no? they make some strange

position or whatever just do it you can do it what is this?

this and this? it's like something that you can just just equally do it put your

hands up you can do it it's very small form and you can You

can just one step and try to do it.

Yeah, as long as you can.

It's not so easy. It's not so easy. And also you can just go, boom, and up your

feet. But this may hurt.

Kind of. It's the other, you know, you're burning some calories in your

body.

I can teach you from some of the videos? Yes, yes, because I know.

Look at this one.

This is already very complicated.

This is not going to help you. Not possible.

Maybe this.

This is not going to help you.

It needs to be like this.

And to the other side.

To open this part?

Yeah.

Nice. What do you do also?

This?

And also, you gotta stretch your feet.

You can stretch it.

And do it.

Can you see from here?

Yeah. If you want, I can teach you.

This looks too difficult.

No, I can teach you. Come on down.

It's very cold.

Something more easy?

I'm really beginning.

Something more easy.

Okay.

You think this is more easy?

Yes.

And you make this beautiful body with yoga, right? And dancing.

And dancing.

You can try it. If you want I can help you. Like this?

Like this?

And?

You gotta jump.

Uh-huh. Do it.

Help me.

Just don't give it to me.

You know, go down.

Hey,

you cannot kick him.

No? No.

Do it, what I'm telling you.

I will just help you.

What was the game you said?

Where

are

your kids coming?

Where are your kids coming, kids?

For your house?

So

you're

sure your friend is not coming and he's not getting us?

I don't know. I would close my head.

But our agreement was you were showing me your house. Yeah, I was showing you.

Yes, I know.

Amen.

oh oh

Oh.

oh my god

Oh wow.

Ah.

Do you like this guy?

Oh, yes.

I saw it on the t-shirt.

Nice t-shirt.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Haha.

Yeah.

oh yeah

oh yes oh my god

Oh, come

on.

Oh yeah!

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Oh, my God. Yes.

He's done it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Are you going to show me your house or what's your house? Yeah, now we go to

drink something.

Give me the time, the tape of my friend watching.

Please,

because I want to give a ride on that. Okay. I think maybe serve it.

Yeah, for sure.

Never mind.

So, we get ready.

That people just my friend. Oh.