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Yeah, my friends, we are here.

It's fucking windy.

Anyway, we can get some fish now.

I will give you some money here.

This is my tricky from today.

Yeah, you see? You see?

Yeah, look at it.

Go on.

Go on, Sushi.

What the fuck?

What the hell?

Yay!

I thought I passed, like 50 yards driving. I was like, oh my god.

What the hell?

Hi, my name is Cooper.

Hi, I'm Melissa.

Yeah, nice to meet you, Melissa.

Why are you pranking people on the beach?

It's like a joke.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You failed it?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I do. It's funny. What the hell?

Okay, honestly, I never did this. Yeah.

I saw it on TV, but... You know what? We...

We posted this one on 8 Minutes.

to my uh how can i say i sleep here you know okay really yeah yeah oh okay you

can see outside inside out wow that's crazy can you take your shoes off sure

so why do you live here yeah why because i did this crazy trick here because you

do the fucking pranks this is why exactly oh my god i still can't believe

that i was like it was so funny okay i want to see this i want to see it yeah

that's why i'm here yeah i already know internet you know wait what do you mean

They are already on the internet.

The video's already on the internet?

Yeah. I thought you were joking about that.

No, take a seat, I'll show you. Wait, no, no, but, like, this, okay, let me

see the video, this, this, you know, because I don't think you should post

it, I mean.

Why? Because, uh, for one, I, I work in finance, and, you know, if my clients

see me, like, going after a 50 euro bill on the beach, like, this looks really

weird. Yeah, but this is real. Because I'm in charge of, like, millions of

dollars for, you know, like, with them, and it's like, it's, no, this can't.

Like, you can't post this. Let me see it first.

Okay.

I can't believe you filmed this. This is crazy. Yeah, this is the one from today,

you know.

Awesome.

Okay, this is really funny and, yeah, it's great.

You know, you can keep it or whatever, but you can't, like, you seriously can't

post this. Like, I mean, I could lose my career.

Like, this is serious because it's like a...

My position is not like I can't be seen on the internet like with these kind of

you want to prank Prank channel or whatever like a prank website, whatever

you have. I don't know it You know the drone is the way they you know, they

both sit very fast But I can't I can't call my connection

Yeah, please I don't know in this situation I must call

my boss the boss

but what if you what if you uh what if you what if i offer to give them money

like to not post them so i understand you're gonna lose some money like to not

post the video so i can cover it i can say okay give you guys a thousand bucks

is that enough or something like this like you know because

i know you're you know always still trying to you know

Why? Like I said, I can't have this happening, so I'll do whatever it takes.

Just tell me what to do, and I will do it. I just cannot have this video out

there. You know that.

Relax.

Just, you know, two minutes or three minutes.

Joking, why?

I know, but then picking up this and, like, laugh. Like, no, it just looks

super unprofessional. Like, I can't have it. I'll do, like, honestly.

It's gotta be something we can do. I mean, like I said, I mean,

just, there's gotta be a way to stop it.

Like, from streaming, from being online, just take it down. Please.

I'll pay you guys whatever you want. Like, I'll pay you $2,000. I don't care.

Please.

I'm desperate, like, come on. I mean, it's a funny joke, yes, but, like, not

to be online.

Yeah, but they're already on the internet, you know.

Please take it down, please.

I'm begging you, please.

But you are here. I am here. How can I delete it? Can you just call them or,

you know, something?

Okay.

I will call my boss.

Okay.

Well, you know, I mean, I can... Maybe...

Hey, yeah.

Yeah, it's me. It's me, Mugu.

Okay, I know, I know, I know from tomorrow, but today I have something to

explain to you.

You know, I do my job, yeah?

I do my job, and someone, she wanted me to do it in the movie.

Okay, come on.

I know I signed all the fucking crazy papers, but... No, she... She offered,

like, more than $2,000, just wanted to delete it.

Please, I'll pay anything.

No, no, no, no, no.

Come on, man.

Oh, please.

It's gonna ruin my life. Okay, okay.

Thank you so much, okay? See you tomorrow.

Someone will do it?

They don't really want anyone in the world.

Fuck! No! Oh my god!

There's no way you can do that? No.

I'm absolutely sure.

Just let me tell you about something.

Okay.

What?

Thank you so much.

Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. We have no idea.

I'm very relieved now because honestly, I was really scared to lose. It's not

free. I understand now. I can give you what? $2,000?

$3,000? It's not about money.

It's not about money.

Okay. Well, what is it? I will do anything.

Please tell me what you want.

I don't know.

What type of sport do you do?

Oh, I do everything. I run, I go to the gym, I do yoga.

All of it. I love it. Yoga? Yeah.

I've been doing it for a while, yeah.

Can you make some position yoga for me? What? No.

What the hell?

Okay, anyway, I don't have a camera here. I don't have much. But delete

this, okay? I will delete this movie from tonight. All right. Okay.

I swear.

Well, this is a strange request, but okay, I mean, okay, let's start with the

classic, I guess, like, downward dog, right?

So, this is, like, the one, like, very classic, and the point is, like, to keep

your heels, like, on the floor, and to basically put your head in between your

shoulders, like so, so you're making kind of a triangle off the floor, like

so, okay?

About what, your head?

So, you want to, like, put the head in between the shoulders, you see, like

this, and so you're basically, like, a triangle shape.

you see and it's very important to keep the heels of the foot on the floor

because this is where you're going to feel the stretch here and here okay okay

so yeah so this is like one of my favorites definitely really yeah yeah

because it's like very good for your back i mean it basically stretches like

many different muscles at the same time which is like obviously very good and it

Yeah, it's beneficial for many reasons.

Wow. This position, they made me crazy, really.

Did you ever try yoga?

Show me another one.

All right. Okay.

Wow, you are amazing. Believe me.

Okay, so maybe this is a good one.

Let's see.

So if you really want to make it good.

This is another really good one because, like, for the core, obviously.

you're stretching out the entire core okay and you want to stay how long you

must stay like this oh it depends like usually i hold the position like 30

seconds something like this 30 seconds yeah like 30 seconds and sometimes i

repeat everything two times like i do every position like you know it's over

20 positions and uh sometimes i repeat twice okay it really depends like how

much time i have you know because sometimes like i don't have the time

every day to do this And then?

This is a good position for... No, there's... There's a lot.

So, like, are you interested in starting a class? Is that what you're asking?

This one? Classic?

Yeah. This is one of them.

Yeah. You just go like this and you grab the elbows.

You don't do pain here or here? No. Or this part here? No. Here?

No. Really? Yoga is, like, really good to train your, you know, to train your

body. It's very good, like, to, you know, for flexibility and to improve a

lot of things.

Are you going to start a class soon? Is that why you're asking all this?

I was thinking about Monday to start a business, but I think it's going to be

complicated. No, it's pretty easy. I'm not so flexible. I like to go by

bicycle.

But there's a lot of positions that maybe look kind of intimidating, but

it's not.

It's like this.

Maybe it looks kind of like... What the fuck, man? Try it.

This is not so hard.

Impossible. Yes, you can do it. Come on.

You saw the movie Impossible.

For me, it's impossible, really.

No way. It's easy.

Do you want to do it again?

Sure. Like, once you get used to the positions, like, it's nothing.

I mean, I was doing this sometimes five times a week.

Uh-huh. You know?

And sometimes, so the classes, it can be 50 minutes or 90. How long can you stay

like this? Oh, I can stay like this, like...

I mean, usually, like I said, it's about 30 seconds, you know.

But, yeah, I don't know. I didn't really, like, try. I usually just do the

pose for how long, like 30 seconds.

30 seconds.

Yeah, about that. I mean, I don't, like, have a watch or something, but I just go

with how I feel.

Wow.

And then?

And then. One, two, three. Ah, okay. So, yeah, there's tons more. Like, there's

so many, right?

Like, oh, gosh, this is, like, one of the crazier ones is this one.

Wow.

This one here Yeah, how

long you can stay like this?

How

long?

this would be like way too much oh and then if you ever need like a resting

pose you know this is a really good one which one this one like this it's like a

resting so if you ever you know let's say you're in the class right and uh

let's say you're getting kind of like uh tired or you feel like not so you know

like this is a pose you can do to just relax and rest for like one minute or

however long you need i think this is the one like what i can do

You got this, you got this, you got this. Yeah, see?

And yeah, you just gotta, and your whole point is like to keep putting these

hands like further and further and further. Where? And you see, you just

stretch them, you stretch them, and then you feel the stretch like on, you know,

here, on the shoulder blades, like so.

Here, yeah? Yeah, and the yoga I do, it's usually the one that's in the hot

room, you know, so.

How long you can stay like this?

Well, this is very easy, so I can stay like this for a long time. Of course,

it's like a, this is a resting pose.

Yeah, this one's really easy. And like I said, this is just like where you go if

you're tired or you feel nauseous or something like that in the class.

Okay, the next one.

Because this is very easy for me.

Okay, okay. So how many more do I have to show you? My God.

I'm getting sweaty here.

Something with legs up or something.

Like, you know, you stay in the head. Oh, like this one? The classic?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one, right? No, no, no. I mean you stay in the head.

Oh, like, oh, a headstand?

Like, you're talking about this? That's not really a yoga thing, but are you

talking about a headstand?

Wow, this is crazy.

Wow. That's not even yoga. That's just like... Fucking crazy.

No, it's not. Oh, my God.

This is amazing, this position. It's fantastic.

No way.

Yeah. Wow, look at you.

A lot of people can do this, no?

Really? Of course.

No. I think most girls can do this.

If I do this, it's crazy.

I don't touch you.

I'm just looking up and down, you know?

I can do the same. Look.

You can help me. All right. How do you want me to help you?

Like this, okay? Yeah, you can do it. Look at you. You're a strong guy.

Can you help me with the legs?

Okay, okay. Yeah.

Wow. No, don't push me down.

What are you going to do? I don't know.

What the fuck? I mean, just...

And then I can stay like this.

Oh my god.

Well, you're a strong guy. You go to the gym. I can tell you work out a lot. You

work out a lot. I can see you're strong.

It's getting hot in here.

It's hot in here.

Well, I'm like sweating.

I know something like acro yoga.

No, I don't know this one.

I saw somebody from the beach, they do it. Really?

What is it?

I'm also taking these clothes off because it's too tight.

Oh, yeah, sure. That's fine. Yeah, show me.

I don't know. Yeah,

sure.

Yeah,

you definitely, I can see you work out a lot. You're in great shape.

Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah. But I am, you know, massive, not like you.

No, but you look great. I can tell you're, you know, you're pretty.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Drop my legs. Okay, so I just go like this?

Yes. Okay, and then?

And then, go, go, go, go. Okay.

Wow, you see this? What the hell? I've never seen this. Are you sure this is

yoga?

Hey,

what the hell?

This was, I think this was a, was this a trick?

Yes.

You're full of pranks.

I like it.

I

never

tried this kind of yoga.

You want to go to the bathroom? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

I guess, like, you're not wearing many clothes, so maybe I should also.

Wow.

That's the greatest price.

So you're not going to post the video, or you're going to delete it? I swear.

I swear.

Just turn on the seat in my mouth.

So that's the deal? Yeah. I sit on your face, and I'm not going to post it?

Yes.

This is after yoga.

This is? And just put it on your face?

like me.

position on the yoga, like this.

Oh, which one?

Like the breathe one.

Oh, the one where I'm like on the floor?

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

This one?

Are you talking about this one? Or no?

This one, yeah.

Like this. This one? This one was amazing.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

If I turn like this, it seconds.

And the next one, it was when it was like the bridge one, you know? Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Wow. I don't know how long I can hold that for, though.

Yes.

This one, yes, yes, yes.

And I'm coming here.

And I will, yes, yes, I hold you.

I think about internal, like, I don't know.

But I think that's why.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Your cock looks so amazing. Fuck my pussy. Yeah?

Yeah.

come to the office.

I promise to you.

Tonight I go to the office.

Thank you for doing that. I really appreciate it.

And you didn't film this, right? You didn't film this. No, no, of course not.

Can you do the bridge like this with the sperm? I'd like to see. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, okay.

Can you show it to me? Yeah.

Wow, look at this amazing one.

Fantastic!