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Good morning, everybody.

So, in the morning, I wake up right now and I go to choose someone in the middle

of the tension of tension of tension of Barcelona.

So, we look left and right. I saw somebody there.

She's in panic. Maybe she lost something.

But I will go to ask for sure she's a tourist person.

Hey, how are you?

You need some help?

Where are you from?

I'm from Russia. I'm a tourist. Oh, you're a tourist here. And I don't know

where is my hotel.

Oh, you have everything you have in your phone?

Yes. Wow.

Let's thinking about... Of course, I help you. I need your help.

100%. I help you. I help you 100%. I will go to my car if you want. You can

come for my car because I have a truck over there.

No problem. Sorry, my English is bad.

No, no problem. I understand you. I understand you. You can come with me and

then I can give you the cable, you know, to charge your phone.

But this step will take a time, like, I don't know, 20, 20 and a half an hour to

be full, okay?

20 and a half?

Yeah, it's okay.

Okay, you can come with me.

So you can take your shoes off.

Yeah, it's interesting.

What car is this?

It's my traveling car. I travel a lot. I make a nice picture, you know, from the

nice panorama outside, sometimes inside with some beautiful girls, you know.

Beautiful girls?

Yeah. And what is your job?

I will give you the chart on the front, okay?

Because you must wait 20-30 minutes.

I put somewhere, okay?

Over here.

So you can sit over here.

Okay?

Yes, yes.

It's beautiful here.

Do you like it?

It's very... I'll show

you immediately here.

See, I make very beautiful pictures like this.

Many, many, many beautiful cities.

You can find nice...

Yeah.

If you want, I can make some pictures for you.

Sounds good.

I can send you by e-mail or Snapchat.

I don't know.

Huh? I don't know.

What?

I don't know.

That's your style.

See?

Yes.

No. See?

I don't know. Nice.

and this one so

this

is my job I do it every

day it's an interesting job do you like it?

a lot what's your job? what are you doing?

My job is at office. I'm secretary.

Yeah? Yes.

Wow.

That's nice.

You get good money?

Your job is more interesting, I think.

My job is free, you know. I don't like to stay inside from the office, like

eight hours, sitting in the chair.

For me it's so boring, you know. I like to go to see the people, you know.

I like to be free.

How old are you?

I'm 25.

25? Wow, you're so sweet.

And you are alone here in Barcelona?

No, I'm with my girlfriend.

With your girlfriend?

Yes. Where is your girlfriend?

She's in the city.

In the city? Okay, you can have a contact with her. Yes.

And?

How long you stay here?

I stay here for a week. For a week? Yes. Wow.

One week.

And boyfriend?

No. No? No.

Don't kill me.

Really? No, I can't. Yes. Why you are so beautiful and pretty? Why?

I don't know.

Don't meet my boyfriend.

Maybe you can find someone.

Yes, it's a beautiful city.

So I'm thinking about my picture.

If I make you a professional picture, maybe you'll like it.

And I will send it to you.

Yeah, picture, beautiful.

So it will be in my magazine.

Beautiful one traveled to Barcelona.

I will write in there, like, beautiful Russian traveled to Barcelona.

I lose the battery.

This is very professional.

I can sit and relax in natural pictures.

Ah, you want to see? Yes, yes. How it looks?

It's good.

Nice? Yes.

You see, they are so professional, they make beautiful coral.

And you can take your hair like this.

Yes,

yes, yes. Stay with your hands and your hair.

Up.

Wow!

If it's too hot you can take this one off, if it's too hot, if you feel hot.

I know, I know you are a little bit shy now.

Hey,

Barcelona!

Pantera, you know, like... Meow,

like a cat, you know?

Yes, be like Pantera, angry.

You like Pantera?

Yes.

And tiger.

You like tigers?

Okay, today you are like a tiger.

Tiger from Russia.

You're so beautiful!

Nice!

Ta-da!

Okay.

So now I have a good idea.

What do you think if we make a picture like this?

Something like... This.

Huh? I don't know.

It's too much. I'm sorry.

You're shy?

Yes.

You see, I start to feel hot. I see you at your stand. I know.

You see me first time. Yes.

But in the same time, I'm a good man.

It's true.

You know, life is short.

And we want many crazy things.

When you meet with your girlfriend, you say, you know what's happened? You know

what's happened today?

In half an hour, look at this, what I'm doing. And you show the picture, she

will be like surprised.

Wow, lucky you are today, of course, lucky.

Can you show me one more?

Yeah, like this, this.

This is so sweet. They are so nice because we have a contrast with the

colors.

I like this picture.

Yeah? Okay.

You can take this. Try.

Yes, I will help.

Yes,

like this.

Smile.

nobody nobody can see you

want to

see the picture

See? Like it?

Yes. We can continue.

Yes?

Okay.

Do it what you want.

Do it what you want.

Me, I just want to make a picture.

So hot.

It's hot. I know.

It's very hot.

I like you.

Can I ask you, what kind of color do you have?

Can you tell me?

No. No? No.

But it's, you know, just, I see just, just very, ooh, what is this?

Oh, Baccaro.

That's a big girl.

So, just leave me to see.

Oh my god.

I'm curious.

Just,

you know, curious about... I'm just a little bit thrown

in.

Okay, you're my hero today. You give me better

way of being, too.

Just a little bit down.

Just a little,

little, little, little.

Yes,

this

I want.

And today I'm a tiger, you know.

Yeah, you're a tiger today.

You're a tiger again from here, sorry.

Good tiger.

Oh my god.

Probably horse tiger.

Hmm.

So what?

Tiger, what are you doing today?

Show me.

No?

Why not? It's already down.

But you see, you're already naked.

This one in one step, like this one, out.

And then the tiger, open the leg.

Yes, come on.

We have more than 20 minutes.

I promise to you, I'll bring you to the hotel.

Okay?

Give me five.

Okay.

Let's make the last picture.

Look

to

me here.

Look to me here.

Tiger, what you do now?

Do you like it?

I'm crazy.

I start to be wow.

What are you doing here?

You provoked me.

No. Yes?

No.

For sure you provoked me now.

You can see my pants. Something's happened.

It's the first time to make this erotic paper?

Yeah?

Oh, don't kill me.

Wow.

Wow, you

are amazing beautiful

My tigers start to be crazy.

Wow. Look at this crazy tiger today.

Shiny tigers.

Can I touch just a little bit? No, no. Okay, sorry.

And if you want to go... Okay, photo.

Yes, you can stay there.

I concentrate now from the hot because you are amazing.

You make me, my heart... I must put my t-shirt down.

I

don't

know. Tiger decides.

So now my phone, they are full.

So I can make more pictures.

I can make more pictures with the, you know...

No, but the memory inside, they are full.

Oh, sorry.

I want to take a photo.

You want to take a photo?

Yes.

It takes time to re-registrate from my

computer.

So, but... Just give me your hand.

Go on.

Don't be so shy.

You know what? I can make you a little bit...

You can feel what we want to hear from here.

No, no, stop.

Come on.

The experience

was important.

I know.

Thank you.

Good? Good.

So beautiful, nice body.

Thank you.

You like my massage?

Yes?

You don't have sex for a long time, yes?

Yes.

I don't have a boyfriend, so...

You

are so good at that, guys.

What do you like?

You are amazing.

Wow. That has to be from long time, yes?

Wow.

You are so shiny for...

You like it, yeah? You like the sock?

You like the sock, yeah?

This is Plojo from a long time ago.

Can I see the tiger that you are now?

Yes?

Maybe.

What are you looking at?

You swallow all my protein and power.

What

the

fuck?

Wow, the spell coming off again.

You still want to stalk me?

Yes?

I think it's better if I see your phone.

Thank you so much, look.

Your phone is ready.

Anyway, I will watch the address for your hotel.

And you can come with me, okay?

We go to drink some coffee.

Thank you so much for today.