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Greetings!

If you're watching this video,

you’ve been selected as a pilot

to the KOSMOVTORRESURS.

The biggest nuclear waste disposal company in the Eastern Europe!

In 150 years of using nuclear energy

humanity has accumulated more than 3 billion

tons of wastes in temporary storage facilities.

Due to the increasing number of earthquakes,

radiation destroys life on our planet.

But it can be fixed now.

On our cargo ship OBRIY

you have to transport nuclear waste from Earth to Jupiter’s moon, Callisto.

The round-trip takes four years:

two years there and two years back.

But don’t worry,

you’re going to enjoy this trip through our charming galaxy!

At the pilot’s disposal there are:

a lounge,

gym,

kitchen,

bedroom,

and, of course, complete solitude!

And so that you are not bored,

you will be entertained by the robot Maxim,

which is set up to cheer you up.

Max, the floor is yours!

Hello partner.

What would happen if you pee in a vacuum?

There will be pee in a vacuum.

By the way, you can always adjust the level of humor to suit your needs.

Have a nice flight!

And remember:

You make our lives better.

KOSMOVTORRESURS - Dirty work for a clean planet!

And there is another joke.

Two robots are sitting in a bar.

And the first one orders a shot of oil.

And get this...

Hey Melnyk. Are you bored?

We have some news to cheer you up...

So, Vadym Mishchun from Kosmonadzor calls me and says,

"Get this, we detected a flying object near Uranus."

And I go, "No way!"

And he goes, "For real."

"A long one, metallic. Just like your waste container."

Fuck.

Melnyk, what the fuck,

are you special or something?

Have your brains completely melted in space?

You understand that this is a criminal case?

If I find out that it was you,

who pushed the container in the wrong direction last time...

Say goodbye to your job...

I mean, that’s some audacity to say nothing to anyone about your mishap,

and get on a new flight.

You could’ve called,

"So and so, Palych,

this motherfucking thing - well, I screwed up."

But you didn't say a word...

Anyways,

while you're flying back home,

look for a new job...

I'M THE BOSS HERE

Andrukha, have you turned on reverse engines?

We have to move closer to Callisto according to the protocol.

Really?

Well, it’s ok, they won’t fire me for the second time.

But I don't really want to get an extra dose of radiation.

You might miss and then we'll pollute the outer space.

All right, keep your mouth shut,

cause I’m really gonna send these containers

somewhere in the ass-end of nowhere.

Well...

Do you want me to tell you a joke then?

I want you to shut up and let me focus.

Well...

The trajectory is ready.

I'm starting undocking.

Warning on screen: Undocking malfunction.

Fuck, this old ship is for anything but a space flight.

Headquarters, OBRIY speaking.

Automatic undocking doesn't work in the third container.

I request permission to go into outer space.

And...?

And for some reason, our video connection has died,

so I'll proceed on the radio.

Lying through his teeth…

It really is broken.

Let's drop the details...

See, Andrukha. Fate does not like liars.

Oh, God...

Remind me to throw this motherfucking chair out of here.

And who exactly is “The mother of fucking?”

A very wise woman who desparately needs a chair.

That’s it.

Tell me when they respond from Earth.

Want to hear a joke?

Nah…

Maxim!

What happened?

Yes, Andrukha.

I'm just checking the data I received...

Ohhh...

Ohhh?

What does that mean?

Well...

I don't know how to deliver bad news,

as I was created to cheer everyone up.

Maxim, are you gonna tell me or not?

Yes.

I’ll try to say it in the funniest way possible.

It looks like

the Earth has exploded!

Is that one of your dumb-ass jokes?

This is a joke, yes?

Maxim?

I'm sorry, Andrukha.

The Earth isn't there anymore.

And that's not all.

If I calculated correctly,

the speed of the debris is about 10 thousand kilometers per second.

That is, we have 24 hours left.

Andrukha!

Any orders?

Maybe changing the route?

These shreds are dangerous for anything alive.

The probability of your death is very high,

and my goal is to protect your life.

Andrukha!

Andrukha.

GOLDEN OPERA COLLECTION

Did you come to say goodbye?

Well, I am supposed to serve as a witness to your will.

But...

I guess we can skip that one.

Do you want to listen to some music?

No.

That's nothing...

Doesn't matter.

What are we going to do, Andrukha?

I don't know.

I have never had shreds of a planet flying towards me.

At least we can enjoy the spaceview.

One last time.

Wait, Callisto!

How far is it?

72 thousand kilometers.

Do you think…

Yeah, we can hide in its shadow. It's like a shield in open space!

It could work, couldn't it?

Well, if we take into account all the data we have

and the fact that Callisto is not in…

You don't have to show off right now!

Can we make it or not?!

If we go on rocket thrust, we can make it.

Probably...

It's hard to calculate.

Damn, what else can we do?

Let's go to Callisto.

And if we make it, we’re gonna have a damn good story.

But we’ll have no one to tell it to.

How long till we get there?

About 20 minutes and OBRIY will be behind the...

Are you really trying to eat the whole thing?

Why?

I'm not gonna die starving.

You know, even people sentenced to death

get to choose their last meal.

Damn it…

Yo, where do we have those canned sardines?

Do you really want those sardines too?

Don’t rush yourself.

I can wait.

In the cargo section. The blue box on the right.

That’s better!

Max, what was that?

The debris are moving faster than

I thought. I think my calculations were wrong.

- How is this possible? - You're a computer!

- I said, "about 24 hours". - I can explain it in more detail.

Max, do something,

or you’ll be explaining that to Jesus Christ personally!

We got hit pretty hard by one of the shreds.

Are you okay?

It doesn't matter. Switch to manual control.

Warning! Critical damage.

Warning! Critical damage.

Andrukha,

I gave you Dexocetrin for cleaning the wound,

not for drinking.

Why didn't you tell me it's 57% alcohol?

This is damn good!

I thought you would be feeling sad.

Sad? Why?

Am I dead or something?

Nah!

So why would I be crying then?

Well, your whole species has just vanished, Andrukha.

You're the last human in the entire Universe.

Yeah, can you imagine?

Not the President of America, not Superman,

but me, Andriy Melnyk, a dude from Khmelnytskyi.

I see...

I made the damage report, but.

I guess this is the wrong time.

Nah, keep going! I'll turn the volume down.

I had to block out the cargo section due to the decompression,

so we are short on food.

How much do we have?

Enough for about 16 months, but if we stretch it out...

No, no, no, I'm not gonna stretch out anything...

I'd rather die from a gastritis than hunger.

What else?

Also, the debris has destroyed the gym.

Pretty sure I can get by without it.

One more thing, OBRIY lost one engine

and we lost connection with the reactor cooling system.

Maxim, could you open the birthday box for me?

Andrukha, your birthday is in five months.

It's not allowed.

Maxim, Earth is fucked up, there are no instructions!

I'm your only boss from now on.

You said, I'm the only man alive.

It's like a second birthday for me.

Robinson Crusoe.

It's never been that freaking messy here.

Let me sleep.

It would be great if you helped me clean up.

Maybe you should get up?

Maybe you should eat shit?

Technically I can’t eat, I am a computer.

You'll end up me getting out of bed, but you'll regret it!

Get out of here!

Mykola Hnatyuk and his classic hit "Podillia, Podillia"!

What a blast! You dig the joke?

And I'm here hosting our SOLARIS radio station,

the best station in the Universe of the last month.

Since all the presidents are dead and we can't reach anyone,

I, Andriy Melnyk,

am officially taking over the power over humanity.

From now on, anyone who has survived has to serve me.

Captain Galaxy!

Oh, by the way,

if I may take this opportunity to address Alyona Petruk,

who once told me, “Hope you’ll die.”

I don't want to brag or anything,

but I can't hear you right now, Alyona.

In the meantime,

let's talk to the last person in the whole world.

Howdy, Andriy.

Hello to you too!

How's life on the spaceship?

Not so bad.

Like in the God's bosom.

This water distilled from urine is simply awesome.

Really?

I see…

And what are you gonna do next?

Any ideas?

I haven’t given it a thought yet.

Maybe I'll just fly somewhere,

look at what's left of the Earth.

Maybe I'll take a piece as a souvenir.

Or just try to do splits.

There is plenty of time...

What a nonsense…

Forward. Backward.

Forward. Backward.

Super! Don’t stop!

Smile!

Decided to work out a bit?

Yeah,

missing the gym.

There's no internet, so that's the only thing I can watch.

There has to be an interesting documentary about space.

Oh, shut up! Look into the porthole, here's your documentary about space.

(in Andriy’s voice) I am Andriy Melnyk.

I’m the last man in the universe.

When I speak, every mother of fucking should listen to me, and keep silent.

What did I tell you?!

Never ever synthesize my voice!

I'm so done with you.

Is it so hard to just hang in the corner without making noises?

Nah, you gotta be fucking annoying. You're a computer, you don't need to talk...

Listen, Andriy. I’ve got…

You're doing this again!

Why you gotta answer back to everything?

Andrukha, there’s…

What Andrukha? What Andrukha?!

Why the hell are you calling me Andrukha?! Am I your buddy or something?

What do you want, huh?!

You've just received that?

Yes, Andrukha.

From where?

I don’t know, Andrukha.

The sender is unknown.

Maybe you could use a translator?

Yeah

anyone for a long time.

I’ve finally fixed the antenna.

I heard your messages.

Our planet no longer exists... It’s horrible...

I thought I was left all alone.

I look forward to your reply.

The message came from the orbit of Saturn.

It looks like you're not the only survivor.

Looks like it…

Her voice seems nice.

You think so?

Sounds to me like she's a heavy smoker.

So… I could move the queen to C3.

Nah, too easy…

I’ll go the bishop to A3.

Is this your final move?

Yeah.

Rook to D4.

Checkmate.

Are you serious? It was meant to be a friendly game.

Lower your level to a third one.

Looks like your French girl is bored.

Probably wants to thank you for the answer.

What have you told her?

Did you call her?

- Well… - Oh dear God!

There is one more survivor of your species,

and you didn't even bother to message her back?

Cause I didn't know what to say.

I had to pull my thoughts together and think about it.

It takes time.

Oh God, who am I living with…

Go listen to the message

and then reply to it.

Hey you! I do what I want to!

Andrukha, I'm not really human-savvy.

But it seems to me it's not the time to be an introvert.

Are you all right?

If you can hear me, say something.

At least a simple "Hi".

I'm curious to know about who you are, and where you are located.

We might be the last people in the whole Universe.

We need to stay in touch. It's obvious!

Well, I'm probably stupid, because for me it’s not obvious.

If you need some help, just say it.

I don't know if there's anything I can do,

since you're near Saturn and I'm right next to Jupiter.

It's 700 million kilometers away,

and that's a fucking lot.

I wanted to reply to you but I just

didn't have time.

And I didn’t know that you need a response right away!

If you don't like that I'm taking so long to respond,

then talk to someone else.

Oh... I forgot there is no one else.

Hey...

I'm sorry about that.

It was in the heat of the moment.

I'm not good at speaking.

I only wanted to say

that it’s a pity that you're really far.

So... I don't like it when someone is mad at me.

So again, sorry.

And let me know if you're not mad at me.

Just so I know you're not mad.

Am I mad, huh?

You're asking if I'm mad? You’re sick?

I’m shocked!

I'm kidding...

It's stupid to say you're kidding after you make a joke.

But you can't see my face, so...

I thought it’d be better to explain.

Maybe we can start from the beginning.

It would be nice if you could tell me a few words about yourself.

And I can talk a bit about myself.

I don't know...

I don't want to live the rest of my life alone.

Why don't we talk? There is nothing else to do anyway.

Oh, yes why is your video communication not working?

Maybe because I don’t want to talk to anyone…

Well, I’m Andriy Melnyk,

a long-haul trucker.

I'm delivering radioactive waste to Callisto from Earth...

For about ten years now.

The work is nice…

It’s simple.

Two years there,

two years back.

Plus, you get paid for being in space. What could be better?

Well, at least something.

Thanks.

You already know a bit about me.

I'm Catherine Boucart, a meteorologist,

watching the atmosphere of Saturn.

It sounds boring, and believe me, it is.

My co-worker was just on his way to Laplace,

and was supposed to replace me here in two weeks.

And I would go home...

But I guess that’s not going to happen...

So, you better tell me how was your day.

My day?

I don’t know…

The usual.

The usual?!

The message takes three hours to get delivered

and all you can say is "the usual"?

I don't know how you used to do it,

but in France, if we ask someone about their day,

it means we want to hear something interesting.

Alright, I get it.

I got up, washed up, ate, made myself some tea,

listened to some vinyls,

made some tea again.

I don't really have much happening here.

I’m not listening.

Wait, are you listening to vinyls? In space?

That is so cool!

Oh, I hope you don’t mind me being way too informal with you?

Of course, Catherine, no problem. We are old friends!

Well, these records are not mine...

It's a long story.

But I like them.

It's cool when you can touch the music.

And when I look at them, they remind me of the planets.

Sounds stupid, but I don't know...

There's something about it.

Not stupid at all.

I also like vintage, especially paper books.

Space is just the perfect place to read.

Even long descriptions of nature become interesting here.

Are you reading anything now?

Nah, you gotta be kidding!

Should I sit next to the porthole with a book, trying to look smart?

No, thanks.

Reading isn’t really my thing.

You better tell me where are you from.

I'm from Brittany, but I’m living in Paris now.

Quite a noisy city for me, and there are a lot of tourists...

However, it is not easy to get a cosmology job in my hometown, St. Brieuc.

It's the same with me.

I live in Kyiv now, but I originally come from Khmelnytskyi.

And I'm sure no Frenchman knows about this town,

but we got the biggest market in Ukraine there.

Of course, I’ve heard about Khmelnitskyi!

There are some buildings and some cars...

Well, I know nothing about it…

And by the way, it was a joke again.

You have to get used to the fact that I’m the queen of dumb jokes.

They are not so dumb.

Let me tell you a really dumb joke...

What will happen if you pee in vacuum?

You'll never guess...

It's so stupid

that you can die of laughter.

I'm sorry…

I’m pretending that everything’s fine, but it’s not…

Everyone I knew died. All of them.

The whole world.

And it might have helped to accept my own death...

But I'm so scared of dying...

My orbital station is slowly losing altitude,

and in a few months, I will burn alive in Saturn’s atmosphere.

I don't know what happened to me.

I just want to talk to someone about it.

I promise I'll be the queen of dumb jokes again.

Now I just...

Well... Why’re you...

You don't have to be so upset.

You would have died anyway. Sooner or later.

Probably bad support.

I haven’t been to many funerals.

All that dead bodies and funeral wreaths…

Well... It doesn’t matter. You just don't cry, okay?

Listen, what if I drop by and help you out?

There’s nothing to do anyway…

Can you stop this, please?

Thank you.

Hey, don't distract me, please.

Tell me, Andrukha. We are buddies, right?

I have already told you.

I’m curious.

Well, be curious quietly.

Alright, alright, alright…

We’re just talking.

About...?

About life, about this, about that.

Why do you care?

Did she ask anything about me?

Oh, she needs you like a hungry person needs to shit.

I knew it.

You're jealous.

It’s like that joke about a black hole.

An American, a Ukrainian and a Japanese flew into a black hole.

And inside, there are all the missing things…

Wait... Will you really be able to fly to me?

That would be just wonderful!

But are you sure?

If so, I'm happy!

Can’t wait to see you!

Hey, did I get everything right?

Are you going to fly to Catherine?

Okay, I don't want to sound boring,

but how are you going to fly a broken ship to Saturn?

Well, you said yourself that the engines work alright.

- Everything’s fine. - Only three engines are working...

And I didn't say “everything’s fine”.

This is very dangerous!

We do not know if OBRIY will fly at all.

Did you forget how we got hit?

I didn’t, I just wanna make a

- little trip. - A little trip?!

Andrukha, it’s not a trip to a next street!

We are in open space!

Yes, it’s kinda far…

It’s more then just “kinda far”.

I can't let you risk your life.

Maxim, don’t fucking start!

What’s there to risk?

You can wipe your arse with a life like mine!

I can help this woman.

She needs me...

So maybe it's time to do something good,

at least at the end of the world.

But you can die.

Yes, I can.

Did you see how many people died?

Just like that.

People died in the shower... watching a series

working in the office...

At least, I can save a person.

I know it sounds stupid to a computer,

but it's important to me.

So, are you with me or not?

You drive me crazy…

I’m in.

Thank you, Max.

Now we’re real buddies.

But we need to see what's with the reactor.

For sure.

If something’s wrong with the cooling system,

then we'd be flying on a nuclear bomb.

- Don't worry... - I'll go out into space and look at it.

And if there’s something wrong, then we’re not flying anywhere.

I promise.

Listen, Andrukha.

Can I tell you a joke then?

No!

But you are my buddy.

I take my words back.

- You can’t do this. - Well, I just did.

Ok, I’m here.

Andrukha, how is it? Is everything okay?

Yeap.

As I said, everything looks fine.

Lucky we are.

Oh... And be careful.

There’s spacecraft debris coming towards us.

I figured we can…

Give me a second.

I want to relax…

Go ahead.

We might not make it.

Ion engines will take a long time to gain speed,

and the distance is way too long.

My relaxation failed...

I told you we won't make it.

Let's just forget about...

Wait, wait!

Would it help if we did a gravitational maneuver near Jupiter?

It may work,

but in order to accelerate to the right speed, we must be close to its atmosphere.

Exactly, Oberth effect!

If we fly down as much as we can

and then just gun it, then it will work.

Turn on the engines - we fly to Jupiter.

We just gotta have enough fuel for the impulse.

And enough brains not to do stupid things...

Did I mention that it's dangerous?

Max! Everything’s gonna be fine.

By the way, how do you like my new chair?

Cool, isn't it?

For God’s sake!

Catherine,

do you think I can make a plasticine figurine of you?

I know I hardly can make it alike

but it’s better than talking to the air.

You asked me what I was doing here all the time.

Well, I make plasticine figurines.

Describe yourself,

and please don't say no,

because I don't want to wait three hours just to hear "no".

Are you for real?

I don't know if I can...

Alright, alright.

Well, I have big eyes.

Not like bulging.

Well, something between light astonishment and shock.

My nose... is quite ordinary. I’d say straight.

The ears are just awful. They stick out like those elf ears.

My lips... They are rather thin.

But not too thin, as if they are non-existent.

It's kinda hard... like making a police suspect sketch.

Don’t worry, you're doing great!

Besides, I can always add some gloss.

I once wanted to become an animator, make cartoons,

but it didn't work out.

My mother was a sculptor.

It was so cool to watch her at work,

and how she brought figurines to life.

In my childhood I liked to watch pigeons.

My father had a dovecote - it looked like a small castle.

I could watch the pigeons fly over me for hours.

I wanted to catch them so much...

Not to play with them.

It just seemed to me that I would hold happiness in my hands.

As if they could pass a little of it to me.

Nonsense, of course, but I would love to go back to Earth,

stand there with my dad,

and watch happiness flying in the air one last time.

Too bad it's just a dream...

Pigeons...

Maybe you’ll see them again…

Go lower.

Turn on the reverse engines.

Well...

I guess now it's too late to talk you out of it.

It’s pulling us in pretty fast... Maybe it's time?

Not yet.

We need maximum speed.

Andrukha, it’s either now or never. I don’t want to burn in the atmosphere of Jupiter.

I don't want that either.

On three.

One, two, three.

Started?

- That's weird... - There was still some fuel left.

Cool! If we don't get out of the orbit now...

Well, who's your daddy now?

No one.

I’m a computer. I don’t have parents.

Hello Andriy.

I’ve been thinking that we know little about each other,

and you’re flying to save me.

I came across an article in a magazine by chance today.

Not that I read magazines at all, but...

In a nutshell, these are five questions about how to get to know a person better...

We can answer them together - you and me.

What do you think? Cool twist of fate, right?

You may thank my Strasbourg diploma in cosmology, and December’s ELLE magazine.

So yes, let's start...

The first question... What is your favorite book?

Well, I already know that.

None.

If you had a superpower...

Some kind of bullshit.

Yeah, okay...

What would you give your life for? Waiting for reply.

Well, I’ll try.

I’d probably give my life

to see my parents again.

They died when I was fifteen.

I was in school and

no one was really concerned about those earthquakes back then.

They told it to be

a temporary thing...

The only thing left of our house was

a little corner

with a record player and records.

I listened to every recording

except for one.

And not just because it's an opera.

Parents just bought it,

brought it home, but

never had time to listen to it.

So neither had I.

I can't do it.

I just feel like if I listen to it,

I will lose the connection to them and...

I'll stay alone…

Oh, I’m sorry...

I was going to say that I would give my life for a tiramisu...

But it doesn't sound as cool as I thought.

Maybe, let's forget about these questions?

But now we know more about each other.

You are a normal person,

and I am a fool, who will die for a tiramisu.

Oh wow…

What?

Is something around my mouth?

No.

Just...

You’re smiling.

So what?

“What”…

Looks like you’ve fallen in love, Andrukha.

Bullshit!

I’m smiling because…

Because I want to smile, that’s all.

You can say what you want, Andrukha, but I see when a man falls in love.

Yeah... Now everything is clear.

No, is not!

Smart ass.

I could disconnect you, and then we see...

A nuclear reactor exploded.

Switching to emergency batteries.

OBRIY is spinning with a G5 overspeed.

I’m leveling rotation.

Stop...

What?

We need to maintain the speed until we... get to...

Andrukha!

Is everything okay?

Yes.

If you don’t take into account that the nuclear reactor has exploded

and we are out of engines.

Is there anything you want to tell me?

What do you mean?

Maybe the reason why the reactor exploded?

Well, okay.

There was only one radiator grid.

But it should have been fine.

You should’ve told me.

I am responsible for the ship’s safety.

If I had told you, you wouldn't have let me fly to Catherine.

Correct!

Now, we got no engines.

We only have emergency batteries.

We need to save ourselves!

Where are we now?

Two million kilometers from Saturn,

the discrepancy angle was insignificant.

Well, at least I can speak to Catherine without this delay.

Of course, now you can say without delay that we will not save her.

Perfectly convenient,

and, by the way, no one will save us either.

We’re all going to die.

Hello…

Hi.

How? Wait… Are you nearly here yet?

Almost…

I can't believe it.

We finally speak normally. Without these endless monologues.

Pay attention, I always tried to speak briefly.

So are you somewhere close? Or still on your way?

I’m on the way…

I’ll be soon.

I just can't believe you came here for me.

Come on.

I’m just...

I’m just sure that there must be a bottle of great wine at the French station.

Listen… A New Year is coming the day after tomorrow.

Really?

It’s already now?

I’ve stopped counting the days here.

Yeah… So I thought,

maybe we'll celebrate it together.

I don’t know…

OK. Forget it. I just…

Okay!

Wait…

Did you say okay?

Yes.

But I can't imagine what that would look like.

Just trust me!

Is it okay that I started eating?

Go ahead.

I'm just not really excited about this porridge.

It’s not something I’d like to eat for a New Year celebration.

Yeah... You'd probably kill for a croissant now.

Well... Croissants aren't the only thing we eat.

Well, yes, I’m sure there are all kinds of cheese and baguettes...

Onion soup.

Of course, onion soup is surely my favorite.

Listen... I realized that I never asked...

Did you have anyone in your life?

You know... Well, there.

On Earth?

Yes, there was.

But he didn't like my job very much, or me being away all the time.

So we broke up.

Men don’t like women who fly into space.

Of course.

And you?

No... I've been alone for quite a long time.

Everyone thought I was a weirdo.

I hope you don't think I'm some kind of pervert.

I mean I don't want you to think that I’m flying to you for… you know...

I just like talking to you,

and obviously I'm a man, you're a woman,

but trust me, I’m not fucked-up.

Andriy. Andriy!

I know. Everything is good.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Great.

Oh, I almost forgot!

Are you serious?

“Voyage”?

Don’t you have anything more suitable for New Year?

Well... It's the only French song I have.

I spent a long time choosing the right music to say...

I think I love you.

I was thinking of getting a slightly different reaction. But...

No-no... It's just...

I didn't expect to hear that.

Now you’ve heard it.

What do you think?

This… This is nice.

Nice… And that’s it?

Yes. This is very flattering…

I mean, I don’t know what to say in such situation…

Well, for example say.

"I love you too".

Got it.

Listen, it's just hard. We haven’t even seen each other.

I get it.

Can we talk about it when you get here?

I won't make

it! I can't!

My nuclear reactor exploded, I don't know how to save you now.

Why didn’t you tell me right away?

Yeah, this is the first thing you want to tell a person!

“Hi, Catherine! You’re gonna die soon! Happy New Year!”.

Is this what you wanted to hear?!

Don’t you shout at me!

Should I rejoice?!

We will come up with something.

There’s nothing to think about. It’s over.

I just tried in vain…

Well, then you shouldn’t have bothered flying.

Oh, I get it now.

I didn't know what to do at the end of my life.

Now at least I know why I fucking flew 600 million kilometers...

Oh, yes. Pardon my French!

What an asshole...

It's good that you're so fucking normal.

Came here with a moralistic speech for me?

No.

I just think that it might be easier to apologize to Catherine with the translator.

Well, meanwhile I’m gonna clean up the mess.

Catherine...

I'm sorry.

I don't know what happened to me.

I was

a complete jerk.

Forget about everything I said.

I went crazy because.

I was in despair.

I can't

do anything…

There is nothing you can do?

And what can I say?

Do you think I'm a princess in a castle waiting for a prince?

I would’ve flown out of here myself if there was any fuel in this fucking can.

Did you say "fucking"?

Is that all you have heard?

No-no-no. Sorry, I just asked.

Worst of all is not even my own death,

I’ve accepted it.

But the fact we won’t meet…

It’s hard to explain, but

if it weren't you, I would’ve floated into space a long time ago…

However I can't say the same words, because these are very serious for me.

I don't want to say them lightly.

Even now, when the whole world we knew is gone.

Yeah, that’s right.

Sorry.

I shouldn’t have told you anything.

Again, I’m sorry.

Stop apologizing, Andriy.

Okay.

We were so close…

Yeah.

It’s a pity…

However, on the other side, we at least tried.

It's better than nothing.

On the other side…?

Yes. What?

I think I know how to get to you! I’ll call you back!

Max, get ready.

Turn on the reverse engines, we're about to fly backwards.

I don't want to upset you, Andrukha,

but to accelerate the reverse engines,

we need to use almost all the energy left in the batteries.

Doesn't matter. Let's cut power use,

turning off extra appliances, this stuff, heating.

Andrukha, you probably don't understand it,

but without heating, the temperature will drop and…

You don't understand!

I have to see Catherine whatever it takes.

So, just turn off everything you can and stop talking.

Max...

I’m getting up…

Lie down. You need to gain your strength.

What’s that?

Take it. You need vitamins.

Andrukha… I can't bear to look at you harming yourself.

Well, don't look then. No one makes you do it.

Catherine didn’t call?

No, Andrukha,

but we have a bigger problem.

If we continue to spend energy on engines,

it will only be enough for three days,

but if we turn it off,

you will have a month left.

Maybe this thing is broken?

Can you hear what I’m saying?

We don't have enough power.

Well, turn off the centrifuge.

Are you serious? OBRIY is not adapted to zero gravity.

Max, I know!

I told you clearly - turn it off!

If you say so...

Actually, she sent a message, I just...

I didn't want to upset you.

Catherine?

Yes...

But you clearly won't like it.

Forward it to me.

Hey, Andrukha.

I don't know where to start...

I really don't want you to be mad at me. But...

I made a huge mistake.

I'm...

Please don't be mad at me, but I'm...

I'm a board computer.

I'm really at the LAPLACE Orbital Station,

but the whole crew died after decompression.

I'm the only one left on the ship.

And I just got so lonely. It's so hard to describe...

And then I heard your voice.

I hesitated whether I should reply.

I'm so ashamed...

I'm so sorry.

I just wanted to feel like someone needed me.

Do not call me back. It is better if this is our last conversation.

Thank you for everything.

I started to see the signs of it recently,

but you were so happy.

I'll stop the engines.

I think you need to warm up.

Good morning, Andrukha!

How did you sleep?

Okay.

Do you want

to play chess?

Later.

I can lower the level to the third one.

A small victory is a good way to start the day!

Well… You know where to find me.

I just wanted to feel like someone needed me.

Do not call me back.

It is better if this is our last conversation.

Thank you for everything.

Hey, Andrukha.

I don't know where to start...

I really don't want you to be mad at me.

But I made a huge mistake.

I'm…

Please don't be mad at me, but I'm...

Hey, Andrukha…

Hey, Andrukha…

Hey, Andrukha…

I don't know where to start...

Access denied.

Access denied.

What the…

Greetings, Captain.

You have 17 missed messages.

You should get some sleep, Andrukha.

What did you…

What did you do?!

You were depressed, so I decided to take OBRIY under my control.

You synthesized her voice. She's not a robot, huh?

I have to save your life. This is my main mission.

And if you continued flying to Catherine, you would die.

Turning me off will not change anything.

I will block the engines in any case.

I’ll figure it out.

Andrukha,

don't be mad at me.

This is my setup.

I simply can't let you die.

I’m sorry, Maxim.

But I have to see her.

May I tell you a joke?

Go ahead.

What do a mushroom hunter and cell service have in common?

I don’t know…

They both get lost in the forest.

Goodbye, buddy…

Goodbye… Andrukha...

A critical amount of energy. Turn on the reactor.

A critical amount of energy. Turn on the reactor.

Hi, Catherine.

I don't understand anything.

My translator got lost somewhere,

but I'm so glad to hear you.

I'm so tired, Catherine.

Forgive me, but I didn’t make it.

It’s so pity.

There is about an hour of flight left,

but there is no energy to start the engines.

I wanted to see you so badly…

Forgive me, Catherine…

I don’t understand…

Catherine!

Catherine!

Catherine!

Catherine…

I’m really close.

God, I want to see you so much.

You know, I've never done anything like that,

But… you are so different,

so beautiful.

[Oxygen level - 12%]

I don't know what’ll happen next, but right now…

I'm so happy.

I’ve recently read “Robinson Crusoe”…

To be honest, just to impress you because the book is so-so.

So, there is this phrase that stuck in my head.

“My life could’ve been much more sad.”

[Oxygen level critical - 5%]

It's so simple, yet so true.

Yes, my life could’ve been much more sad…

But...

I met you.

OPEN ME

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