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You think you know your neighbors?

Think again.

All over the world, normal, everyday couples are taking a bold step in their

relationship.

They're swingers.

And there's no denying they're getting more than their share of incredible sex.

But is the lifestyle right for everyone?

I'm sexologist Jessica O'Reilly, and I'm here to welcome a brand new couple into

the lifestyle.

It's a pretty beard. It's always a pretty beard.

She's not messing it up.

My name is Jess.

And I'm John. And we've been together for four years now.

It's actually kind of a funny story how we met. My roommate's little sister and

I were together at the time, and... I was best friends with her.

We met through her at a party. One thing led to another, and we started dating.

How did I look?

Fantastic. Our sex life is great right now.

I'd say we have sex a couple nights a week.

Your boots are more difficult than my corsets.

We love cosplay, steampunk, and dressing up as superheroes, that sort of thing.

The only problem is finding a superhero with a beard.

You should just make your own superhero.

I am a superhero.

I would say we're ready to take it to the next level.

Cosplay helped spice it up, but I think we're ready to make it a little bit

spicier.

Will they be glad they dove in headfirst?

Or will they wish they had never left home?

Hang on tight.

It's time to swing.

Your dress looks good today. Thank you. You look awesome today.

Thank you.

I think Victorian attire is extremely sexy. I mean... Especially when you wear

it. Of course it's sex.

Hey!

Jess and I both have a bit of a shy personality.

That's something we hope to work on here in the swing house. We want to be able

to come out of our shells a bit and be able to be a little bit more

extroverted. I think I'm definitely more excited than nervous. How about you? I

think I'm definitely more excited than nervous. I'm definitely interested in

really learning how to flirt and play with girls. I'm really interested in you

learning that, too. I'm sure you are.

What guy isn't? We're hoping for a full swap, and we're hoping that Jess is

going to get a chance to play with women to see if she really does enjoy it. I

think it's going to be a really good experience for us. I mean, we're going

to learn a lot. I think it's...

Definitely going to help us with our communication.

I mean, we already talk a lot. We already communicate pretty well.

I mean, there's always room for improvement.

Exactly. I think this will help with that.

What we're looking to get out of swinging is mostly we just want to meet

cool people who are like-minded, who are pretty much open for anything.

Wow. Welcome to the Swing House. Thank you. I'm Jessica O'Reilly. Jess. Nice to

meet you, Jess.

John. Nice to meet you. Lovely to have you both here. You're looking fabulous.

Thank you. I know you're going to make quite the impression, but before you

meet all the other couples, we have one important piece of business to take care

of, okay? Okay. All right. After you.

Thank you.

Well, the lifestyle has changed me in many ways, but the most important way I

feel is that it's made me more confident and comfortable with myself.

I personally think that being too shy is not good, but being able to swing and be

comfortable and make that connection with people, you have to be able to

communicate on some level. But if you're not really speaking up, there's just

leaving a lot of room for disaster, for miscommunication. If you are shy, not to

say that you can't get into this and get over it, but you have to work on it. You

have to start speaking up.

So what brought you here? What made you decide to come to The Swing House?

We're always up to trying new things, and I mean, we're always looking for the

next new adventure, and for us, this is an adventure into our relationship and

experiencing just more about the lifestyle.

What are you excited for?

I think threesomes and definitely her... More experience with girls. I'm so...

behind on how to flirt with girls. I almost come off as a freshman in high

school. It's kind of adorable.

All right, so you want to learn how to flirt with girls. Are you nervous about

the actual performance with girls?

I am, but I think they have a lot of good knowledge that I could learn on

just becoming more comfortable with my own sexuality.

What kind of ladies are you attracted to?

Because girls like to have fun.

OK. And you said threesomes, not one threesome. So what do you mean by

threesomes? We would love it if we could both be in separate threesomes at the

same time in the same room. Yeah. OK.

That way we're both able to have as much fun as possible with each other, but

still doing something separate but together, if that makes sense.

If that makes sense. So you want a full swap plus one.

Right. Yeah. OK. Tell me what you want your threesome to look like. I would

love it to be with two women and...

Just as much fun as can be had with that. And so for your threesome, because

you're into women and guys, how would you like your threesome to play out? I

mean, I could do a threesome with two guys, two girls, or a girl and a guy.

Pretty much open to any combination of those.

So I'm picturing two threesomes side by side. What if only one of you is able to

find a threesome? Perhaps you have chemistry with two people and you're not

feeling it. Are you comfortable with just going ahead with that?

Absolutely. We've actually never had a jealousy issue. We've been together for

four years.

We've never had an argument. argument even once. You've never had an argument?

Not once.

Do you agree on everything?

No, but we bring up our argument to the other person and come to an agreement.

Okay, and have you talked about what your rules are, your limitations, your

boundaries, anything you don't want to do?

She does not do anything anal, and condoms are a must for us. Okay,

anything else? You'll do anything?

Pretty much, with women.

With women, okay. No choking.

Don't like the choking.

Okay, so you don't like it too rough.

No. Fair enough.

So do you have any fears coming into this? You must be a little bit nervous.

I think we're a little bit nervous that we'll get along with the other couples

and that they won't see the outfits and immediately go, who are these weirdos?

And how about you, Jess? Do you have any nerves or hesitations coming in?

I think my nerves and everything about the same as his, just, you know, making

sure we get along with everyone.

I mean, we're here to experience something and have fun and learn, and

that's what I really just hope we do.

All right, well, I have here a contract that helps to outline the rules of the

swing house.

I'm going to ask you to read through the contract, and if you're feeling

comfortable, you can sign at the bottom.

Okay. Sounds great. Okay.

We have agreed to embark on a sexual adventure over the next two days during

which all the normal rules of monogamous relationships will temporarily be set

aside. I'm really glad me and John had that opportunity to talk to Jessica. And

just being able to verbalize what's going to happen, what's the boundaries,

and what's expected.

Perfect. All right, well, I'll hold on to this.

Okay. Are you feeling excited?

Yes. Okay, you can go check out your room, and then you're going to meet the

other couples, and I wish you an amazing day. I'll see you later tonight. All

right.

Oh, wow.

This looks awesome.

Oh, my gosh. This is so pretty.

Wow.

Ooh.

We have a little gift box.

Oh.

Awesome stuff.

That's cool.

Yes. This bed is amazing.

After spending most of the morning talking about sex, me and John were

feeling kind of hot.

Jess and I generally don't really role play.

But just wearing the costumes is exciting and fun, and it kind of puts

you in the mood a little bit.

Jess is just having a blast.

She's writhing around and she's smiling and she looks like she's getting close.

That definitely put us more in the mood for what was to come.

So I have my own special way of hitting on people. I call it sparkle way.

I'd like to do a lot of nonverbal gestures.

like looking in the eyes, winking, biting my finger, you know. Flipping

your hair. Flipping your hair.

Subtle things that are showing you that I'm interested without bluntly going out

and saying, I want to fuck you right now.

Yeah, yeah. She does the sparkles kind of like.

She uses the finger a lot. The finger.

In the lip or in the mouth thing, like, a lot. I look stupid doing it, but you

know what you're doing.

The sparkle way.

You ever been out somewhere and somebody just offers to have sex with you in the

bathroom? Where's the absolute craziest place anybody's had sex?

Ferris wheel, I guess, would be our. Well.

All right.

Keep it down, Junior. I'm busy.

You can't join the Mile High Club anymore. It's, like, virtually

impossible. But I did give him a hand job in... On the airplane.

On the airplane with somebody sitting right beside me.

Wow.

I think it's the excitement of getting caught, maybe? Yeah. You're doing

something, and nobody else knows what you're doing. Now that you mention it,

we're going car shopping. I'm taking a car for a test drive, and we're going to

bang in a car.

Oh, I like it. Make sure it's got leather seats, dude. Cruise control.

See you guys.

Nice to meet you, Chad.

Nice to meet you. Hi, I'm Jess. Nice to meet you.

I'm Jesse. We decided to wear the steampunk outfits because we wanted to

go ahead and get it out there that we're nerds. We're geeks. We go to

conventions. We do this. We don't want it to be a surprise for them later.

We want them to see right off the bat what our personalities are like and what

it is that we do for fun.

I love this steampunkie. Thank you. I love it. John, out.

The couples instantly upon seeing us, extremely friendly, just welcomed us

with open arms.

I'm a little nervous of how the couples are going to perceive our outfits.

It's not every day you see someone walking around full on Victorian attire.

What are the costumes representative of?

Steampunk. Victorian era, the late 1800s. You got to get out more. You

haven't had a steampunk party in New York? No.

Wait, wait, wait. I don't know. They're awesome. Let me know. What is it?

Steampunk is basically an alternate history.

I don't usually wear those type of outfits, but whatever floats their boat,

I'm willing to work with them. So I'm thinking it's kind of hot.

We like to think of it as science fiction meets Victorian.

Yes.

Futuristic past.

That's exactly what it is.

They all looked a little surprised at the Victorian outfits, but they

absolutely loved them. They were very welcoming. They were asking lots of

questions about steampunk. It was just a huge weight off our shoulders.

So what made you guys decide to come to the swing house? We've had a few friends

who are in the lifestyle and...

They've been like, you guys need to check it out. It's a lot of fun.

What is your fantasy while you're here?

I definitely want to experience girls.

I'm attracted to girls, and I haven't had the opportunity to play around with

them. There's a lot of girls here that'll play. I see.

I see.

I think we also, we both want to try a threesome. It's something neither of us

have done, and we're kind of looking for each of us having our own.

new experience for us. Have you had any experiences in the lifestyle at all? Not

really, no. Any parties?

Uh, no, not really.

Okay. Do you want someone aggressive towards you, or you guys want to be the

aggressors? Like, how do you guys want to work that?

We're both usually pretty shy, so it's usually a lot easier if somebody kind

of... Yeah, well, you're in the right place.

What about rules? What do we have rule-wise?

What's your rules, buddy?

Pretty much just condoms.

Very good.

Very good. It's a start. It's a good start. Talking about sex isn't something

that's too foreign to us. It's something that happens a lot at conventions and in

the nerd community in general.

There's no better place than here to start because there's no pressure here.

Nobody's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.

No expectations.

There's no expectations. We started in your shoes three years ago. And we were

here last year.

Exactly. We know where you're sitting at. I understand. Everybody gets you.

Gotcha. We make fantasies happen in this house. Don't you worry. Yes.

Now's a great time for a game so you guys can get to know us a little better.

OK. And this game you'll like.

It's called Never Have I.

And so I'm going to tell you something that I never have done. And then if

you've done it, you need to take off an article of clothing.

If nobody has done it, then I will take off an article of clothing. You ready?

Yes. OK.

Let's do it. You'll like this one.

Never have I.

had sex with just my socks on.

Oh, that's fast.

I kind of feel like me and John have a disadvantage, especially John.

Victorian clothing, there's a lot of layers involved.

Oh, that was awesome.

All right, you're next.

Okay, well...

Never have I... I'm already open.

Never have I used a strap-on with a girl. Fuck. This doesn't include guys.

Damn. Booyah!

Nice. I don't think anyone's objecting.

I'm kind of excited to see the other couples naked.

I think this game is a really good idea because it's really going to help break

the ice as far as getting comfortable with everyone.

All right, get it. Never have I licked balls.

There we go.

That would be, that's hot. Let me see.

All right,

you're next.

Never have I ever tried swinging.

That's not going to work next year.

As everyone's getting naked, I look over and I see Sparkle. And she has amazing

breasts. She has a great personality to go with her great body.

Everyone is just absolutely gorgeous.

I never have I ever been with a girl.

When am I supposed to take off naked?

A few people are already naked.

They have nothing else to lose at this point. So Sparkle ups the ante.

Okay, since you have no more clothes to take off, you have to kiss somebody.

Her picking.

She did ask the question.

She's like, mwah.

This isn't the slow buildup we thought it would be. Jess just kind of fell into

the pool with the deep end, and here we go.

That's how you flirt with a woman. And you can leave the glasses on, too,

because they're hot.

Never have I gave a blow job, ladies.

The one day that it was.

Oh. There'll be a wet spot on this chair.

Never have I been to a steampunk party.

I've taken two cocks in my costume at the same time. Wow.

I don't have a vagina.

I know I'm out of that.

So that means you have to do something. That means you have to do something.

Her tits are amazing, so I'd like to put them in my mouth.

Interesting. We have the same fault. I think we were all thinking that.

I've got to say, that's pretty hot stuff right here.

Pretty much everyone was naked, including me. I like a Rick John, and

he's still mostly dressed.

The other couples kind of started gearing their questions towards him,

mostly with beard questions.

Never have I ever gotten fishy juices in my beard before, ever.

Nice. Never have I had sex after a convention.

I'm excited at this point. This game has really helped

to cut out kind of the middleman of the small talk.

It's just, hey, let's get to know each other and let's get naked.

I feel like I'm off to a good start. I'm only a few hours into the swing house

and I've already had a girl between my legs.

Me and John are pretty excited to see what's going to happen tonight.

Creeping's a big fat vagina fart.

That's what it is.

It's like vaginal farting, but it's not odorous or gross. No, it's not odorous.

When they say if you sit down and you have a good meal, right, and you belch

or you're burping, that's like, oh, it was a good meal, right?

So you're saying it's a sign of good sex. Yeah, so if you had some really

great sex and they're like, oh, look, you were awesome, and they just let out

like a whole bunch of air, that's freaking awesome, right?

Thanks for the good time. Thanks for the good time. Come again.

Oh, see, now, come on. These pants would be totally awesome tonight.

No, no.

All right.

I'll wear the white dress.

Tonight we decided to ditch the Victorian outfits for more modern, sexy

attire. So I'll wear these.

Those would be cute. Yeah.

What about octopus?

No, no octopus.

We also want to show the residents that there's another side to us instead of

just the nerd activities.

So what do you think of the couples?

Ginny I like.

She's really cute.

Yeah. It's just very aggressive.

The ladies taking the lead kind of helped ease my nervousness. Yeah, I saw.

You kind of jumped right into that. That was hot.

But no, Letitia was awesome too.

She's really hot. Well, they're all really pretty.

They're all gorgeous people.

Chad and Letitia and Mick and Andrea are both really fantastic couples. And we're

finding ourselves really attracted to both of them.

I felt completely comfortable. That's why I kind of just like dove on in.

Well, you've definitely had some fun with women so far.

The opportunity presented itself.

Tonight's going to be epic.

Uh, yeah.

Did you see Jeff come in that full corset? That was elaborate.

See, his beard was epic.

Did you see me rubbing his beard? Epic beard. Yeah, I think he liked that. I

think he liked it too. I'm sure that's a turn on a little bit. That's the reason

I can't have a beard like that. It's too much work.

I think they're going to have a good chance at doing good in lifestyle

because they already like to dress up.

Yeah, they were very open minded. They're interested in trying new things.

Yeah, I like that. And I think I would like to...

Play with her a little bit. Yeah, I think she's open to anything with all

you ladies, for sure.

Yeah, it was kind of neat to see them come out in their steampunk stuff.

I love costumes.

So how do you think they'll do this evening?

As far as she goes, and if she wants a girl and a dominant girl, I could be a

dominant girl for her.

Do you think they're ready for what the evening may hold for them? I think

they're shy, but I think...

They're very easily persuaded to be open, especially if you're attracted to

somebody. I mean, and she's definitely cute.

I think if they keep their communication open and they let their guard down a

little bit, they're going to have a blast. Yeah, I don't know what tonight's

going to bring, but I think it could be fun.

I like the fact that they're actually comfortable with the whole situation.

They're comfortable with the games.

They're down. I'm just not sure 100%.

what they're looking for right now.

I'd be willing to have a little fun with them. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I think they're open. They're willing and ready to have some fun. You

know what I'm saying? So I can't really go wrong there. At the end of the day, I

honestly think that they are cool people. And that's the most important

thing for me as far as if I'm down to kind of swing with someone or not.

I have a question for you.

Would you have a threesome with them?

That's their thing.

Maybe. Possibly.

I don't know. All right. We'll see. Just checking.

If it's any indication of what happened earlier, tonight's going to be awesome.

Come in.

Hey. Good evening.

You guys look lovely. Thank you.

How was your day?

It was awesome. Yes, awesome. All right, tell me about it. I missed all the fun,

as I always do.

Well, we met the new couples, and they're all just really nice, really

welcoming, making us feel comfortable.

How's the flirtation going? Because that's something you wanted to get a bit

more comfortable with. Like, they were kind of, like, trying to show me

pointers, so I think later tonight I'm going to try to...

Test it. Yeah, and when you got here, you were a little bit nervous. So are

you feeling less nervous?

Yes. You seem a lot more relaxed. You seem like your energy is up. Yeah.

You're, I guess, riding that adrenaline high.

Yeah. Okay, hopefully it can last throughout the evening.

Definitely. Oh, yeah.

Okay, good. Well, there's a cocktail party waiting outside. So when you're

finished and ready to go, I will see you out there, okay? Sounds great. All

right.

How's the beard?

Beard's good.

Let's go enjoy the party.

We're going to talk about fetishes.

No, seriously, what is the most obscure fetish either you've partaken in or

you've observed?

I like splashing.

Splashing is?

It's rolling around in baked goods and pudding. It's basically messy food.

But pies? And you've never tried it? You need a really big counter for that.

Chocolate syrup?

Oh, it's great. I think we can arrange that. Yeah, I met these guys.

Well, John and Jess, I know they have a very exciting and sexy night in store

for you, and these guys are pretty excited as well.

So before I go, I just want to officially welcome you to the Swing

House. Make tonight count.

So let's raise our glasses to John and Jess and to Swing.

Swing!

Well, I have a little surprise for all of you tonight. There is a very sexy

party bus waiting outside for you.

And they're going to take you to a mixology bar where you're going to learn

the art of making craft cocktails.