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The swagger and the boots both stay solid, girl.

Pulled a lot of people out to their delusions too, girl.

All the others are just followers, I alone am the don...

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

We are bounded together for seven lifetimes,

Jatta, I fell in love with you for the fourth time.

I stand with swagger, walk with swagger, fight with swagger too.

And the ones who don't even see me in their dreams, sorry about that too.

I stand with swagger, walk with swagger, fight with swagger too.

And the ones who don't even see me in their dreams, sorry about that too.

I stay in a chill mood 24/7,

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

Oh my love, I'm crazy only about you.

Believe me, my love, I swear on it too.

Wherever I stand, I give out leader like vibes,

The world's crazy about us, lining up to serve us.

Every old and new heart's got this guy stamped on it,

People in Lahore too dance to the desi Jatt's songs.

Punjabi look, royal smile, with a glass in hand,

This Jatt is like Mauli keeps a sickle close too.

This Jatt came into this world all alone,

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

Oh no, my uncle, who was like a father to me, is gone!

Earlier the house felt alive because of him...

now the house is there, but uncle isn't.

O Uncle...

- Honey is here, Goldie. - O Uncle...

He won't leave until the rituals are through.

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle, you left all alone.

Everyone usually dies alone.

Only if a bus full of wedding guests falls into a canal or something...

that's when people die together.

- Yeah. - Right?

And even the chances of that happening are pretty slim.

Come on Pakkhu Uncle, enough now.

How much more work will you make me do?

I haven't even had time to cry yet.

Just one last round of tea, son.

After that we can sit and cry all we want.

Go on, be a good boy.

What happened to my uncle?

Honey, such is the profession of lawyers,

sometimes you got to risk your life fighting cases.

Look, he left two innocent souls behind and went back to Waheguru.

Uncle!

Why did you leave these innocent kids behind?

You should have waited for them to grow up.

Waiter... waiter come here.

Where did he go?

Keep this. I'm their father's elder brother's son, okay?

Take good care of me.

He's not a wait, he's my friend Pakkhu.

Oh.

Son, once the bullet leaves the gun, it's gone.

Keep it or hand it to somebody else,

but make sure that someone takes good care of me.

- Don't worry. We are with you. - Yes.

- We are here. - Sister-in-law,

Sister-in-law... that is my Sonu, my wife.

Give Sonu some tea too, she's weak hearted.

That's not your sister-in-law, Honey.

- She's the maid. - Okay.

If he keeps talking this nonsense,

Daddy's going t get up and beat the hell out of him.

He honestly deserves it.

Jass, all the guests have left.

I'm thinking maybe in two-three days

we should head back to the village too.

Honey, in this hard time, you and Sister-in-law really stood by us.

There's endless work in a house where someone's died.

My wife's still outside somewhere dusting off the cobwebs.

Daddy's long gone, but I wonder when these relatives will finally leave.

Daddy died because of you, and you don't even feel bad about it.

Daljeet, we should just follow Daddy's teachings.

He used to say never regret anything in life.

And anyway, even God forgives one accidental death here and there.

Daddy, if you died because of me by mistake...

would you forgive me?

Son, I obviously wouldn't even be here when it's time to forgive you...

but while leaving,

I'd still feel proud seeing my child carrying my legacy forward.

Good boy.

Very good, very good, my boy.

I'll be damned.

The ladder is here again.

Daddy stayed stressed because of Jass's such antics.

- Let's go, Shinda. - Old habits die hard.

Looks like he has lost his mind.

So when will you come back again?

We'll come back as soon as God ever gives another opportunity like this.

Honey!

Sonu!

I heard Sonu scream.

Sonu!

Looks God's given him another opportunity, Pakkhu.

Daddy must still be on his way to heaven and you sent her away too.

So, you wanted Daddy to go alone?

Now they both will have each other's company to go there.

Jass, should we handle the corpse first or this poor idiot?

I say handle this guy who is offering this new package of...

Buy one, get one free.

Listen, this doctor's my friend.

Don't worry.

She'll guide us properly about what we can do for Honey.

Sonu!

The way he's screaming,

feels like Honey too is going to go soon that too for free.

The doctor is here.

The patient's mental state has gotten really bad.

He can't handle the shock of his wife's death.

Ma'am, help me.

He won't stop coming after me.

- I'm Pinky, not Sonu. - Sonu, don't run from me.

He has called five-six nurses "Sonu" at since morning.

Nobody got hurt, right?

No, they all ran and saved themselves.

Get out of my way!

- Honey! - Jass, he's completely lost it.

- Honey! Honey! Honey! - Careful, don't run over my foot.

Why did you stop me?

Jass, give me Rs. 2000, I need to put fuel in the car.

Sir, this is someone's personal dead body.

He cannot take her.

Sir, we'll have to give him electric shock therapy.

I'll go prepare for it.

- Okay. - What is she saying?

- Nothing. She said she'll be right back. - Okay.

Honey! Honey! Honey!

- Here. - What's this?

Cars don't run on fuel anymore these days, they're electric now.

No need for 2000 rupees.

- Hold it. - No, don't!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Honey will be fine. I cured Honey! I fixed Honey!

Damn you, Goldie! You idiot.

Honey? Honey?

I cured him. Give him the electric shock.

He too?

Just a little.

Honey, my brother...

There's still current left in him.

There's only one way to pull a patient out of mental trauma.

What's that?

We'll have to keep him trapped in the illusion that his wife's still alive.

Keep rotating somebody around him pretending to be Sonu.

For how long?

Just... For life.

Otherwise he won't survive.

At this rate we should just get rid of him

Stop it, Goldie.

Why do you want to get rid of everyone?

He's our brother.

We should focus on saving him.

So who's going to pretend to be Sonu around him?

I don't know what's going to happen.

Hey!

I had kept a dress ready to wear.

Where is it?

Daddy took it.

Daddy took it?

Yes.

Sonu, let you back be my witness, I won't find anyone like you.

I'm yours, even after death.

Goldie!

Goldie didn't come here.

Daljeet! Daljeet! Daljeet!

Daljeet, listen to me!

- Daljeet! Daljeet! Please hear me out. - Sister-in-law!

The doctor literally wrote all this down in the prescription for us to do.

What kind of doctor writes prescriptions like that?

Sister-in-law, all this was just surface-level stuff.

There was never real emotion in it.

- Yes. - Really?

If I hadn't screamed, our whole family would've become a laughing stock.

Sister-in-law!

Daljeet, fine, I swear, I won't do this stuff again.

Really? Swear on Daddy then.

As you wish

Here you go. I swear on Daddy.

I'll never pretend to be Sonu again.

Happy?

Sonu!

Coming!

Get the gender right or he'll create a scene.

Coming!

Get lost.

You can't be trusted at all.

No, listen to me.

Just stop for a minute and hear me out.

At least you stay back.

I'll go.

I drank my mother's milk.

You must have eaten something paid for by your father too.

You didn't turn out like this just from your mother's milk.

Daddy, you broke my heart.

All this time, I proudly went to school saying I'm a Jatt's son.

Now I found out I'm the son of two Jattis.

No. Don't say that. I'm your father.

You don't get another mother in life.

In desperate times, people can even make donkeys their fathers.

Come on, Mom.

Daljeet!

Daljeet!

You couldn't go pretending to be Sonu?

Why did you send me?

Do I look like a woman to you from any angle?

Have you ever even seen me doing a catwalk?

Why would I become Sonu when you're the one who killed her?

I didn't kill her on purpose.

People just die around me accidentally.

Our father died and she was busy climbing ladders and cleaning the house.

She climbed the ladder to clean spider webs.

Daddy wasn't Spider-Man that would've gotten stuck in them.

She slipped away quietly.

Goldie!

Brother, the father you started this cleanliness campaign for...

Did he ever live a clean life?

He kept telling people...

"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

Originally it was white, it turned black over time.

For your information, you've got no idea how many family secrets I'm hiding.

Goldie, if you say one more word against Daddy,

I'll go straight to the police and tell them you killed everyone.

Everyone? How many people do you think I've killed?

I only killed two people.

You killed Mom too.

Now throw Parvati Kaur into my account too.

The swimming pool Mom jumped into...

You're the one who emptied it!

How was I supposed to know Mom planned scuba diving in it?

Daddy told me to clean it.

And you cleaned Mom instead!

Daddy told you to remove leaves.

Even if you emptied the pool,

you could've at least put up a sign saying "Pool is empty."

Bravo.

The mother who couldn't see an empty pool would definitely notice a tiny signboard.

Goldie!

Put your hand down.

Put your hand down.

Put your hand down.

Little brother, that same day I told Daddy that

my minor mistake caused Mom's death.

- You know what he said? - What?

He said, "It's okay, kid. Just don't repeat it."

And did you stop after that?

What else have I done?

After Mom, you killed Daddy too.

It was time for Daddy to die.

You threw Sonu off the ladder and killed her.

At this rate, I think Honey's next.

Why would I do anything to Honey?

Honey, brother...

My Sonu's dead?

No, no, Honey, we're talking about another Sonu.

Your wife Sonu is upstairs.

Yes, she's upstairs.

You swear on Uncle?

Yes, I swear.

Sonu's up there.

Long live Sonu.

We tried really hard to fix your nephew Honey.

The poor doctor almost went insane too.

Please, call him back to your side.

Goldie, think about something besides killing people for once.

Even if you don't look good at least say good things.

Can't you see I'm meditating here?

Like hell you're meditating1

You sit with ten-rupee incense sticks in front of Daddy's photo all day.

You blackened Daddy's white beard with the smoke.

I turned it white again.

It was not the smoke, idiot.

I dyed it.

Who even dyes a beard in a photo?

I did.

It was his birthday.

Here, I beg of you, get ready quickly.

You and Honey are coming with me to our aunt's daughter's wedding today.

What business do we have there?

Your hippie friend Pakkhu's already coming with you.

I don't have just one hippie friend.

Jass, you know why I don't go to family gatherings?

Because everyone asks me awkward questions.

"How did your father die?"

"Why did your wife leave you?"

"How did Honey's wife die?"

I feel quite weird.

Did it feel weird back then when you did all this, Goldie?

Tell me.

Come on, tell me.

No.

Then why care what people think?

So what if two-four people died because of you?

Your heart's clean, right?

Yeah. Totally clean.

Thank you, Daddy, for giving birth to such a smart second child.

When you were born, Mom and Dad loved each other too much,

that's why you turned out so good.

When I was born, Daddy beat Mom all the time.

That's why I turned out like this.

Listen, we'll come with you.

But pack my vests, underwear and socks in your bag.

- Fine. - Okay.

Why?

They stink too much.

My clothes will get ruined.

You...

I'm not go with you then.

Please come along.

Is the luggage car even following us?

Goldie's here too.

Tell the relatives to stay away from him.

He is known to cause accidental deaths.

Why didn't Sonu come along with us?

You'll keep my luggage safe, right?

Yes, of course.

Don't worry, she'll be here soon.

Jyoti'll bring it.

- Auntie, greetings, I seek your blessings. - Greetings.

- Greetings. Greetings. - Good to see you here.

Greetings, Uncle.

Greetings. Greetings.

- God bless you all. - Greetings.

- This is my friend Pakkhu. - Greetings. - Greetings, Auntie.

Thank you all for coming.

Didn't say that. We wouldn't miss it for anything.

Sonu's coming too.

Yes.

Honey, you come with me.

Carry on.

Go on.

Come with me.

They'll join us later.

His condition hasn't improved at all?

Auntie, sometimes it feels like nobody's smarter than him.

Other times it feels like nobody's more insane than him either.

He's just mixed up all the time.

If he's not fixed by Diwali, I'll get rid of him.

Stop talking nonsense.

You're welcome. Welcome, welcome.

Welcome to you too.

Thank you.

He's the caretaker of this resort.

I see.

- Pankaj? - Yes?

Show them the upstairs rooms.

Sure.

Auntie, tell me, when's the function starting?

We were just waiting for you all.

Now that you're here, let's get started.

- Come on, everyone. - Let's go then.

Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

A heart once worth fortunes now looks like there's nothing worthy inside.

Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

A heart once worth fortunes now looks like there's nothing worthy inside.

Peace keeps drifting away,

It keeps slipping away,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Her fragrance still drifts through the winds all day,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Oh my love...

I move like your shadow, my love,

I belong only to you.

You dwell inside my eyes,

You melt through every breath passing by.

Oh my dear...

The moon glows bright upon her face,

Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

Every angel God designed above,

Looks like kin to the girl I love.

The moon glows bright upon her face,

Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

Every angel God designed above,

Looks like kin to the girl I love.

My heart keeps pulling toward her way,

It keeps pulling toward her way,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Peace keeps drifting away,

It keeps slipping away,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

There's a different kind of glow in the universe,

And a melody only my heart can hear.

My beautiful one will always stay unmatched,

There's nobody else like him anywhere.

There's a different kind of glow in the universe,

And a melody only my heart can hear.

My beautiful one will always stay unmatched,

There's nobody else like him anywhere.

Neither eats nor drinks these days,

Neither eats nor drinks these days,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Peace keeps drifting away,

It keeps slipping away,

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Who just passed through the neighborhood today?

Oh my love...

- I'll go for it. - Hello.

You?

Why have you been staring at me since yesterday?

I wasn't staring...

Just looking.

Why were you looking at you?

Because the moment I saw you, I fell in love with you.

Who falls in love the moment they see someone?

Me.

If you don't believe me,

I can make you talk to all the girls I fell for at first sight.

- Huh? - Yes.

You're crazy.

Reet?

What's wrong with Reet?

You're flirting with her?

Yes, that's my specialty.

You got a problem with it?

Don't interfere in my business.

I had everything set with great difficulty.

Jass, come with me right now.

Honey's gone completely overboard.

Every girl he sees he says, that's my sonu.

No idea where his actual Sonu disappeared to,

but that's my Sonu.

Go on.

There she is.

But who is she?

What does every Punjabi guy say when he spots a beautiful girl

and his friend asks, "Who's she?"

"Your sister-in-law."

She's your sister-in-law.

Alright then.

No, no, keep at it.

Fine, I'll handle it.

Here, talk to her.

Didn't I tell you, I fall in love at first sight?

- Talk to her. - Who is she?

Hello?

This is Sukhi.

He's telling the truth.

He really does fall in love at first sight.

It happened with me too.

Probably happened with you too.

This guy doesn't lie.

Believe him.

He's a nice guy.

What nonsense!

I'm giving you a proper proof of true love.

You started chasing a girl as soon as you came to a wedding.

Careful, she might end up being your cousin.

Take that back.

Come, let's go meet some relatives.

You're getting mehndi from them?

Why don't you do it instead?

Jass, bro...

Meet my friend Reet.

She's a gold medalist in shooting.

Reet, meet my cousin Jass.

Hi, Reet.

- This is your cousin? - Yes.

You know him?

We're discussing marriage.

She's still not agreeing.

I even made her talk to the matchmaker.

He's lying.

Why?

I never made you talk to any matchmaker?

Your whole family's crazy or what?

Only crazy people get married anyway.

You'll see, even the wedding procession will be full of lunatics.

Yes, Jass is definitely crazy.

Jass is a mad lover.

What's special about your city?

Rumble in the Jungle... sorry, jungle safari.

Oh.

I'm the caretaker of this place.

Here's my contact number.

If you want to go on a jungle safari, just tell me.

I'll personally show you the whole jungle.

No, thanks.

We'll spot the bears there ourselves.

What?

Alright then.

Well... I specially picked these flowers for you from the garden.

For you.

Oh.

Yes.

Thank you.

- Just let me know then. - Sure, sure, sure.

Bye.

Let's go for jungle safari tomorrow.

But I'm scared of wild animals.

Jungle safari, Pakkhu.

In that jungle, she's going to come face-to-face with a lion.

Reward: one lakh rupees.

You know, Gogiya...

No.

In terms of hooliganism, we've surpassed even Gabbar Singh.

How, boss?

What was the reward on Gabbar?

Fifty thousand rupees!

- Yes. - And ours?

One lakh rupees.

That's growth, boss.

But tell me one thing... How are we getting out alive today?

We'll become lions ourselves, cross the jungle,

and disappear straight into the hills of Himachal.

Come on.

Let's go.

Punjabis are lion-hearted by birth.

First we'll attack them pretending to be lions.

Then we'll save them.

Right, Pakkhu?

Shit!

Rascal!

It's me.

Reet, let's stop here.

Let's not go further ahead.

What if some wild animal actually shows up?

Relax.

I checked online.

There are no lions or cheetahs in this jungle.

Look at the beautiful view, Reet.

Lion!

- Help! - We are in big trouble!

Lion!

Don't worry, I'm a national shooting champion.

Run! She just fired at us!

I'll be damned. Run!

The lions are heading toward the city.

Before they hurt someone, let's get them.

I mean follow them.

Go, go, go!

Boss, listen,

I think we shouldn't walk like humans

or the animals will stop taking us seriously.

Yes, yes, yes.

Sit down.

She won't stop chasing us.

Jass, my knees are getting torn up here.

Maybe we should just get up and run for it?

We're lions, not bears.

Reet, don't shoot.

If the lion dies, we'll end up in jail.

Relax...

This only injures lions, doesn't kill them.

Real lions are right ahead of us.

What do we do?

We've got hunters behind us and lions in front of us.

God save us now.

Gogiya, I think we should get up and run.

No boss, if the real lions realise we're fake, they'll eat us alive.

Then turn around and run.

Let's go.

Look, the lions ran away after seeing the hunters.

They did.

True, but the internet said there weren't even lions in this jungle.

Lions don't follow the internet, stupid.

What happened?

We cannot even get up now.

Didn't I tell you?

She hit right in the center, Jass.

Damn you.

The center one will exit on its own in the morning.

We'll have to take the left and right ones on our own.

Run, Pakkhu!

Don't rifles only carry six bullets?

She has got more than six.

Should we stand and talk to them?

Run, stupid! Run!

Very good, Reet.

They ran away.

Look how I hit the next one.

They ran off.

Stay alert, they might attack from hiding.

They almost killed your boss today.

Gogiya, the lions are sitting right there.

Walk naturally in front of them, like we're fellow lions ourselves.

Otherwise they'll eat us.

Jass, we're so dead.

Real lions are right in front of us.

Stay completely calm in front of them, like we're part of their pride.

Even cats are distant relatives of theirs.

We'll see.

God, save us today.

We will go straight back to jail.

Pakkhu, lions must say something to each other when they come face to face, right?

Greetings, hi, hello?

Gogiya, when lions cross paths, they probably greet each other too, right?

Feels like that's just how their whole society works.

Greetings.

Greetings.

See you.

See you, little brother.

Take care.

Have a nice day.

See you guys.

Let's get out of here.

Reet, the lions are coming.

Shoot.

I'm out of bullets.

Huh?

What do we do now?

Jass?

Jass!

Be careful, Jass!

Come on, you...

That's a lion's tail!

He hurt his friend!

What's this, Jass?

A lion's tail.

I had come to tail you, but it's okay, you can keep it as a souvenir.

Whenever you miss me, you can wrap your plait around it.

Thank you.

It's okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Reet, this guy literally risked his life for you.

He fought a lion.

And he's from our own circle too.

If you feel like getting married, we can involve the elders now.

No.

Why? You don't want to get married?

I do, but only after I do my due diligence.

But before finalizing a guy, I want meet all the men in his family first.

Why?

I want to see how they treat the women in their house.

If the women there are happy, he'll keep me happy too.

If the women there are miserable, my condition will end up the same.

How can you be sure he'll turn out problematic just

because the men in his family are?

There's hundred percent chance of it.

It's in the DNA.

The boy's going to carry the same habits the rest of his family has.

Bro, if she finds out no woman survives long in your house,

she won't even walk near your family.

You got me pretending to be a lion for no reason.

I'll show her such love between my brother and sister-in-law

that even Laila-Majnu will fail in comparison.

How do you know today's our wedding anniversary?

You are my brother, aren't you?

When you say it with this much confidence, it must be true.

But why isn't my Sonu here beside me?

Goldie already told you she went

to the beauty parlour to get all dressed up.

Sonu's been dressing up for days, since it's our wedding anniversary.

Who even told him today's his wedding anniversary?

God knows.

You know how many things he just assumes on his own.

Goldie, bro, just get ready and go meet Honey.

Why should I get ready?

You were the one who told him Sonu went to the beauty parlour.

She'll obviously come back decked up from there.

Fine then, I'll come back after having the cake.

Just go there.

It's Honey who will decide when you can get to come back.

Fine, as you wish.

You know my brother loves my sister-in-law a lot.

He's kept her extremely happy.

Today's their tenth wedding anniversary.

And I've invited only special people here.

Then why am I here?

Because you're special.

You don't believe me?

Hello Siri, who's special at this wedding?

Only Reet is special, everyone else is nonsense.

8 PM sharp.

The candles are already inside the cake box.

Light them and blow them out.

Where all should I blow?

The fire's already burning over there too.

Give me the cake.

Go on.

What are you doing?

- At least let me get into the mood first. - Are you going for a dance show?

Okay.

"I came only because you called me, my love..."

Sonu, you're here!

- Jass... - Oh, Reet, you're here.

This is where I was supposed to come, right?

Yes, yes.

Let's go inside then.

Bro and his wife are romancing inside.

Let's watch them romance, then we'll go inside.

Ew, who watches people do that?

We do.

In our house, the younger ones learn romance by watching the elders.

I'll just learn a little from them first.

Then we'll go inside and wish them.

Let me go.

Let me go.

Look your hands have started looking like a man's hands

because all the dishes you wash.

Please buy me a dishwasher on installments at least.

Oh, how sweet.

In our house, husbands and wives have really good relationships.

Everyone's settled happily together.

- Really? - Yes.

Can I kiss you?

Why?

Why do people kiss?

I love you.

How sweet!

Yes.

Look, he takes consent even before kissing.

Go for it.

- Why aren't you looking this way? - Turn the lights off.

This is a new side of you.

What is this, Sonu?

I saw it in an English movie.

The girl puts cake on her face and feeds it to her boyfriend.

They kiss and the cake gets eaten as well.

You've become mischievous.

I'll love my partner like this too one day.

The cake is delicio...

which bakery did you get it from?

Why do you ask?

I want to file a complaint.

Why?

There are a lot of hairs in it.

I should go now.

Where to?

All the women at the wedding are helping the cooks.

I'm the only one here kissing you.

I should go help the cooks cut vegetables.

You seem more worried about the cooks than me.

Look, it's our wedding anniversary.

You're not going anywhere.

We're already done with the cake.

What else is left?

Love.

We still love each other.

What were you doing just two minutes ago, huh? Bhangra?

That wasn't love. I just had some cake.

Don't be stubborn. I'll come back after peeling two pea pods.

Fine, let me have some more cake then.

Wait, wait, here, have all of it.

Why is there Goldie's face impression on the cake?

Because I love my brother-in-law.

- You don't love me. - Forget about it.

I'll be right back.

- Listen to me. - Listen to me.

Listen to me.

- I'll be right back. - It's our anniversary.

Listen to me. Let me go. Just hear me out.

I think we should let them celebrate.

- We'll wish them tomorrow. - Yes.

Give this to them.

- Good night. - Good night.

Listen!

Sonu!

- What is it? - Tell him Sonu's dead already.

There's got to be some limit to kissing too.

If I'd stood there five more minutes, he would've clean-shaved me.

Goldie!

Goldie!

You fell in love?

Yes.

Who's the girl?

Honey...

I didn't ask angrily, I'm just straining here.

Bro, she's here at the wedding.

You just met her and already fell in love?

Goldie...

I'm too am exercising.

You just met her and already fell in love?

Yes.

Sometimes things look beautiful from far away.

How can someone fall in love this fast?

If your old body can't even handle weight, why force yourself into exercise?

Answer the question.

How can one fall in love love this fast?

It happens between young people.

Listen...

Did that girl even say that she loves you too?

Not directly, no.

Then how do you know she loves you?

Us young people just know, Honey.

Your "young people" my foot.

Give me those big dumbbell.

Honey, bro, don't hit him.

No, I won't, just give me the dumbbells.

Here you go.

At least find out if the girl's already engaged.

I haven't confirmed it, but I know she's single.

How?

Us young people can tell.

Not your "young people" nonsense again!

Come on, Goldie, at least hear him out.

- Move aside. - Fine, talk.

Tell me.

- What's your next move? - Talk to me.

I want to...

First tell me what's your next move?

- Tell me first! - Talk to me first!

Tell me!

You "young people", talk to me!

Tell me! Hear me out!

What's your next move?

I've already proposed her.

Did she say yes?

Did it work out?

Get lost.

Then we "young people" will teach you how proposals really work.

We'll teach you how true lovers swim across the Chenab.

How you should tear your flesh apart for love.

- Long live! - Revolution!

Friends, that's Reet's room.

Kids, go play somewhere else.

I love you, Reet!

What nonsense?!

I was supposed to say that.

You'll say it.

It's written in the love letter.

Just throw it through her window.

We need a...

stone to throw it though.

Yes.

I'll get one.

Yes.

How'll she know Jass sent it?

If you were educated, you'd know.

She'll recognise Jass's handwriting.

Give me a hand.

- No need. - I'm sure you know her choice.

Which one would Reet like?

Use your brain a little.

You should've brought a cannon too, to launch it straight at Reet.

We're not attacking Reet!

Bring a little one.

Should I bring a kid?

- You... - No, I got it.

The way he is blessed by Lord, he'd even hurt Reet a small one.

Here.

Will this do?

Yes.

Throw it.

Oh no. Your love fell down.

Your love fell down, only the stone went through.

Wait, I'll be right back.

I hope he doesn't cause any more trouble.

If only there were a ladder here.

What do we do?

This is great.

What are you waiting for? Grab it.

You've hurt me!

Idiot, use a ladder or something which doing such kind of work.

I'm doomed.

What is this?

Come on, boys.

I'm climbing the ladder, not a horse.

Why are all the wedding guests ready to tag along?

I'm going alone.

We're all tagging along.

No, it won't look if we all go with him.

God knows what condition the girl's in.

Who knows what she's wearing or not wearing.

Only two people are going in there.

Me and Honey.

Yes, let's go.

I love the girl, so only I'm going in there.

The girl's yours, but the idea was mine.

And the ladder's mine.

What exactly do you two have?

Tell me.

If Daddy were alive today, he'd only say one thing.

What?

"Beat the hell out of these idiots."

You need one sensible person with you in case of trouble.

There's only one sensible guy among you people: Goldie.

Goldie is going up the ladder with him.

You two hold the ladder from below.

Come on, boys.

Let's go.

Lift the ladder higher, my hands can't reach the window.

Lift it higher.

Go, go, go!

Lift it higher. Yes, that's it.

- Yes, perfect. - Damn it.

Take it closer to the wall.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Thank God I saved you.

Otherwise I'd have found you both splattered off the roof.

I wrote the note saying "I love you Reet."

And I brought the ladder.

The idea was mine.

Yes.

You never answered my letter,

but I read the answer in your eyes anyway.

Still...

I want to hear you say it.

- You want a reply? - Hmm.

Your cheeks bloom softer than flowers in spring,

those tiny black beauty marks do their own magic thing.

Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight,

I want to pour my heart out till morning light.

Your cheeks bloom softer than flowers in spring,

those tiny black beauty marks do their own magic thing.

Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight,

I want to pour my heart out till morning light.

Between you and me, my love, let nothing survive except

your breath in mine, keeping us alive.

May I live in your heart, and you stay in mine,

like two souls forever tangled in time.

Every word you whisper feels precious and bright,

Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight,

I want to pour my heart out till morning light.

My love belongs only to you,

and only with you it'll stay.

As long as I keep breathing,

your name's the only one these lips will say.

My love belongs only to you,

and only with you it'll stay.

As long as I keep breathing,

your name's the only one these lips will say.

The roads that lead me to you

feel more precious than the destination itself.

How do I even praise you?

You're more beautiful than heaven, more precious than prayers.

Your words are sweeter than any sweet respite,

Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight,

I want to pour my heart out till morning light.

I'd leave the whole world behind and stand by your side,

I'd never stay apart from you so I've said from the start.

Through the path of your eyes I'd quietly start,

Walking my way straight into your heart.

I'd leave the whole world behind and stand by your side,

I'd never stay apart from you so I've said from the start.

Through the path of your eyes I'd quietly start,

Walking my way straight into your heart.

You and I belong together like moonlight and skies,

Without love, the whole world just passes us by.

Even my lips start trembling at your sight,

Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight,

I want to pour my heart out till morning light.

So when will I see you again?

Soon.

You know, you've got all the qualities I ever wanted in a life partner.

You're honest.

Your brother and his wife love each other a lot too.

But their romance is weird.

Anybody else would hide it.

But you never hid anything from me.

I love your honesty.

Bring your brother and his wife to my house.

We'll seal the deal there itself.

- He just won't stop. - Jass...

What sweet lie did you feed her now?

I still think there's time.

Tell her the truth and get yourself out of this mess.

We've told such big lies that getting out won't be easy anymore.

Other people's lies don't have legs.

My lies don't have body parts.

Then you can do one thing.

Send Goldie and Honey out for a vacation.

We'll burn the mansion down.

And tell everyone the whole family died in an accident.

When Goldie and Honey come back, won't Reet ask them how they survived?

Then we burn the mansion along with them.

Honestly, they're not useful for much anyway.

But this doesn't feel right.

Find another solution.

What solution should I find?

We've lied so massively already.

We can't exactly bring Honey's dead wife back.

But if Goldie's wife comes back somehow...

we might still survive this.

Oh yes!

But how will his wife return?

Hello Satti, we're on our way home.

Get dinner ready.

Okay.

Goldie, I don't like seeing you like this.

It's been over a year since you started eating rotis made by the maid.

Should I ask her to make rice instead?

No, Goldie.

Don't you think your and Honey should settle down?

I'm already settled, brother.

You people sort yourselves out.

I liked a couple of girls online.

I even sent friendship messages too.

They all disappeared.

I think maybe they died.

They blocked you, stupid.

Your image's gotten so bad since Daljeet left

that when you visit a Gurudwara, nobody offers you Prasad (holy offerings).

Nobody even pushes you when you walk into a crowd.

Nobody even abuses you if you get into a fight.

Who's going to give you a girl?

That's deadly shameful, Goldie.

You should just jump out to the car.

Has my image really gotten that bad?

Right.

Goldie, we're literally surviving because of the maid right now.

I honestly feel that if you died when I am not around,

even your funeral pyre would get lit by the maid.

Maybe Daljeet thinks the same too,

that without her nobody even asks about me.

Then doesn't it become her duty to come back?

Who knows, maybe Daljeet thinks it's your duty to go bring her back.

She came into my dream yesterday, you know.

Mine too.

She came into mine as well.

She visited all three of you.

So she's only angry at me.

She was even singing in my dream.

"You crazy fool..."

"Look what state you've made of yourself after I left."

Listen... we should go there.

If we want to survive this, we need one sensible person with us.

Who's sensible?

Honey.

Honey's sensible.

Fine then, if you all insist, I'll tag along.

What's the big deal?

Call Sister-in-law Daljeet.

"I'm turning my car around and coming for you!"

No need to turn around, her house is right ahead.

Then say, "I'm driving straight to your place."

"I'm driving straight to your place."

Friends, the enemy is ready.

Where's Guru?

Guys, can you see the enemy?

We can, Guru.

Attack!

It's war time!

Stop!

Whenever Goldie comes to our house,

this is exactly how we'll welcome him.

- Yes! - Yes!

Do you know how this enemy's going to go back?

By taking an Uber?

No.

He came here by road, but he's leaving through the air.

Place him on the slingshot.

This place is fine.

We'll use the washroom before leaving.

Please, don't embarrass me too badly.

We've come after such a long time.

Obviously they'll say a few things.

Just listen quietly.

Then do one thing.

You all stay here.

Let me go inside and get abused alone,

then you all can join me, later.

- Fine. - Sounds good.

Pull! Pull! Pull!

Pull it back! Pull it back!

Goldie!

They killed Goldie!

Check his pulse. Check his pulse.

How do I check his pulse, the took his arms out!

Goldie! Goldie, my brother! How did this happen?

What are you all doing, idiots?

What is this?

Goldie, come here and look... You died.

So, I'm a spirit now.

Who killed me? Tell me!

Stop this nonsense!

It's just a dummy.

My in-laws sent a message with it.

I'm not going inside alone. Come with me.

- Okay. - Look at this statue of mistakes.

- Let's go. - Okay.

Now you remembered me?

Guru Ma, please don't interrupt.

At least let us serve your guests first.

After a whole year, now you remembered us?

Son, your mother started appearing in your uncle's dreams singing sad songs.

"You crazy fool..."

"Look what state you've made of yourself after I left."

Then I thought, why should I drag your uncle into this?

I should talk to your mother directly.

Goldie, don't you think you took long to come here?

Guru Ma...

Even now I practically dragged him here forcefully.

Nobody asked you to.

Pala.

Son...

Give it to Guru.

Okay.

Give it to him. Get rid of it.

They want us dead.

How many bullets does it contain?

Two.

One, two, three, four.

Bring two more.

We need four.

Fine.

I was saying even three are enough...

One guy should at least survive to send a message home.

No worries, we'll make a phone call.

Son, how are we supposed to go through with all this?

- You guys enjoy your family time. - Yes.

Yes, let's go.

Sit down.

We'll sit down.

Listen son, don't do this.

Bring laddoos.

Eat.

We have one minute, Jass, take whatever you want to eat.

We should leave. What is this nonsense?

No, no, Uncle, let us serve you properly first.

Son, you can serve us, but the alarm you brought was pointless.

We were already awake.

If he were really awake,

would he have taken this long to remember his wife and son?

He thought of them only because of the maid.

What?

Jass...

Honey, either say the full thing or stay quiet.

We thought the maid would have to cremate me, so it would be better if...

What do you mean "maid would cremate me"?

You know exactly how maids "light fires."

You wanted to bring this wise one along, right?

Look how helpful he has been.

Mom, take everyone inside.

If a man lost in the morning comes back home by evening, they don't call him lost.

Then what do they call him?

I don't know that, but they don't call him not lost.

Mom, go.

No, no, no...

Just don't take the law into your own hands, son.

Don't worry, I never get caught.

Drag them!

Get them!

- Come on! - Let him go!

- Attack! - What are you kids doing?

Wait.

I'm busy right now.

Come on.

Turn him around.

Come on, come on, come on.

Stop!

Grab him!

Let me go!

Goldie!

What have we gotten ourselves into?

Come on.

Take him there. Hold him tight.

Come on.

Come on.

Pull it!

Goldie!

Come on.

- Pull it back! - Goldie!

Goldie, what's one plus one?

Two.

Come on, now it's time for you to go.

Goldie!

Hold on tight!

What's 25 plus 25...

50.

Where are the flying men going in a hurry?

Over there.

Reet, will you tell me where we actually are we going?

Our family astrologer has come over.

My dad believes in horoscopes.

He wanted Guru ji to match our horoscopes.

Alright.

Guru ji, you had said I had Rahu dosh

and needed to bathe with a black dog in the same bucket.

I already did that.

No problem.

Slowly the bad effects will start disappearing too.

But Guru ji, the dog started crying during the bath.

That won't harm me, right?

No, no harm comes from that.

Where's your daughter?

I'm getting late.

Here, the kids are.

- Dad, this is Jass. - Come, dear.

Jass, this is Daddy, Mommy, and our Guru ji.

Greetings, son.

Son, we only wanted to see what kind of boy our daughter has chosen.

Actually, even my old girlfriends' families liked me a lot.

If you want, I can make you talk to them right now.

Jass...

The boy is honest at least.

Yes.

We'll only proceed with the wedding after matching your horoscopes.

Okay.

Son, tell me your birth date and time.

15th August, 9 AM.

And birthplace?

My house bed.

And where was that bed located?

Yes, the bed was in Jalandhar.

Jalandhar.

Oh no.

Guruji?

What happened?

No girl can survive in this house.

Either she'll leave the house or she'll die.

No, how is that possible?

Your mother...?

Mom...?

She's bound to be dead.

Because Saturn and Rahu are sitting in the happiness sector making a Chandaal Yog.

Guru ji, shall we make him bathe with a black dog?

Do whatever remedy you want, no woman can stay in their house.

Impossible.

I saw his sister-in-law, happily married to his brother.

Impossible.

I saw it with my own eyes.

His sister-in-law was making out with his brother.

I mean feeding him cake and all.

According to the horoscope, it couldn't be his sister-in-law cannot.

There are two sisters-in-law and two brothers.

Dear, did you personally see the second brother's wife too?

No, she didn't attend the wedding.

- We'll meet her later, right? - Yes.

Forget all that.

Guru ji, just tell us whether the horoscopes match or not.

Sister, the horoscopes do match.

But there's no way women live in their house.

Because according to my astrological calculations, it's crystal clear that

there's no sign of women in this house.

Goldie, all this is happening because of you.

You could've begged and brought Daljeet back home.

How could he?

I was the only one speaking there.

If either of you had said anything sensible,

Or if Sonu had been with me, Daljeet would be here today.

All this is Daddy's fault.

I told him so many times not to marry me into a criminal family.

But no...

He used to say, "If talented lawyers like us ever lose a case,

the clients can beat us with slippers afterward."

"They might come in handy someday."

Well look, how handy they are now.

You kept whining about that ten-rupee incense stick

I burn in front of Daddy's photo.

Sometimes I feel like hurling wet cow dung straight at his picture.

Why does Daddy's photo keep shaking again and again?

Well, uncle was mentally shaken when he was alive.

Now even his photo shakes.

Jass, where's the hammer?

Why?

I'm nailing Daddy's photo into the wall permanently today.

I always carry a hammer with me.

I've seen uncle's photo shake many times as well.

- Where are you going? - Honey! Honey!

I'm going to smash the photo.

No, don't! Sit down.

- I'm going to smash the photo. - Sit down.

Please sit down.

Hi!

Where are you, Jass?

At home.

Tell your sisters-in-law to cook something special.

We're coming over.

What do you mean by we're coming over?

It means Mummy, Daddy and I are coming to your house.

For what?

To discuss our marriage.

Out of the blue?

Guru ji just told us today's a full moon day

and very auspicious for such things.

We're already getting into the car.

Tell your sisters-in-law their new sister-in-law's coming over,

so they better get some tea ready for us.

We're so dead.

What happened?

Reet's bringing her parents to our house.

That's good news.

I beg you...

Don't say anything weird in front of them.

Stay quiet.

We're not even used to speaking.

Yes.

- Hi, Jass. - Hi.

How's Honey now?

Honey's fine.

I think I'm the one about to lose my mind now.

What happened?

Nothing.

Carry on.

One by one everyone's losing it.

- Hi, Jass. - Hi.

Greetings. Greetings, Auntie.

Who was that?

That...

That...

That was Goldie's wife?

Yes, Goldie's wife.

Daddy, I told you Goldie has a wife.

- See. - Now you've seen her too.

Right.

- Shall we go inside? - Let's go.

So son, what do you do?

I'm a lawyer.

And you, son?

I'm a VDC.

Okay VD... VDC means?

VDC means "Vakil Da Cousin." (a lawyer's cousin)

Very good.

- Hello. - Get Honey.

Coming.

Uncle, have tea.

Honey's got a class starting inside, I need to take him along.

- Okay? - Alright.

Honey.

I'll be right back.

Don't leave.

No, we'll be right here.

These kids are very talented.

Yes, Daddy taught us everything.

What did he do?

Daddy was a lawyer too.

He's right behind you.

Then call him too.

By behind, I mean in the photo.

He's not alive anymore.

Okay.

Oh...

Your father's face matches his sons a lot.

Yes, Daddy was very handsome.

And we're very handsome too.

He died because of smoking?

Smoking?

Uncle, that's not Daddy.

Daddy's over there.

Greetings, Uncle.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

I'll be right back.

Son, who is she?

That...

This is your elder brother's wife, right?

Mrs. Honey.

Yes. Okay.

Look, I didn't see her face the other day, but I still recognized her.

- Congratulations. - See.

- Here you go. - She is back.

Enough now.

- Come and sit with us. - No.

Come on.

Come on, join us.

Come on, join us. Sit.

Sit down.

I said sit down!

- Huh? - Please sit down.

Sit down, dear.

Sit down.

We are back.

Didn't I tell you we'll be right back?

Sit down. Sit down.

Sit.

Sit down, dear. Where are you going, huh?

I see.

Mom, you do not understand.

I understood everything.

She doesn't want to sit with us.

Come with me.

You want to sit here, right?

Sit down.

Why over there? What's going on?

Honey...

Eat this.

- No. - Go ahead and eat it.

Eat it, it's okay.

Eat it.

Now you eat this.

Why should I eat it?

That day you happily ate cake.

Eat it, it helps the love grow.

Honey, we're only starving for love.

We don't lack anything else, right?

I'm leaving.

Where are you going, dear?

We came here to meet you.

I know it's short notice, but you people can't just leave.

At least have tea with us. Sit down.

Sit, sit.

Now you eat this, Brother.

Why should I eat it?

Jass... didn't you say it?

We're hungry for love.

We lack nothing else.

Eat it, Goldie.

I never asked you...

You don't actually work, right?

Uncle, I trade shares from home.

You keep lions at home?

Not cage lions.

Trading lions.

I don't really know much about lion breeds.

I'll leave now then?

Where are you going, dear?

Actually Auntie, she is a psychiatrist, so her patients must be waiting.

Oh, okay.

Yes.

Yes, yes, of course. Give me a minute.

Here dear.

Uncle, what are you doing?

First time guests should never leave empty-handed.

Take it, dear.

Her as well.

Don't say no to me.

Don't give her money.

- Why are you giving her money? - Take it, take it.

No, she already scams enough money out of people.

It's okay, Honey.

My heart feels happy here.

Two daughters-in-law were living in the house?

I even gave both of them five hundred rupees each, Guru ji.

How is this possible?

Guru ji, horoscopes aren't always right.

Daddy saw the truth with his own eyes.

- Right. - So Guru ji,

when should we finalize the wedding?

Whenever you feel is right.

Now even Guru ji has agreed.

Let's finalise it then.

Thank God.

Okay Honey, now tell me what is the time.

I'm not wearing a watch.

Okay.

There's a clock behind you, check it and tell me.

I don't trust anybody else's clock.

Honey, I got an important call.

Don't just sit here doing nothing, keep roaming around till I'm done.

Yes?

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Thank you, dear. Where are you?

I'm standing outside Jass's house.

Fine, I'm coming out right away.

- Hi! - Hey!

Stop, stop, stop.

Many many happy returns of the day.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Your surprise is ready.

Idiots, stop now before he gets a heart attack.

Let's go.

Their younger daughter-in-law has an affair.

Greetings, Uncle.

Hold me tight.

Greetings, Guru ji.

Greetings.

Guru ji, their younger daughter-in-law is having an affair.

I was wondering how a woman even managed

to stay in this house with a horoscope like that.

No, this doesn't count as "staying." You people leave from here.

She left with someone else.

I'm leaving too.

Uncle! Uncle!

What brings you here?

I came to start a new relationship,

but you should first handle your old messes.

That alone is enough.

I don't understand, Uncle.

Your wife is involved with someone else.

What?

That can't happen.

It has already happened.

I saw the live telecast.

It even came on TV?

No, I saw it with my own eyes.

That's why she threw me out of the house.

Find another girl for Jass.

Otherwise my daughter will either die or belong to somebody else,

but she'll never belong here. Got it?

Jass! Jass!

Coming!

Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!

Goldie! Goldie!

Jass! Jass!

What happened?

Hurry up.

What is it now?

Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

What are you saying?

Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

What?

Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

What?

Clean your ears sometimes instead of always polishing your face.

Now tell me!

Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

Start the jeep.

We need to go to my in-laws' place right now.

The hot compresses from the last disaster haven't even dried yet

and you're dragging me again to get beaten by your in-laws?

Who told you about this?

Bless your father-in-law's soul, he's the one who told me.

- Oh no. - What happened?

He's mentally unstable.

Whatever he sees or hears once,

he keeps imagining it everywhere afterward.

Reet just told me that he was watching some Bhojpuri film at home.

"My husband was useless but I still had two lads."

Lads?

Sons.

"But I only have one lad."

Get out of this drama.

What kind of illness is this?

It's some new disease.

Probably came from China like COVID.

We already have one Honey. We don't want another nutcase like him.

Heed my advice and just marry somewhere else.

Who else can I marry?

Who'll even give me their daughter now?

The one who gave you theirs already took her back.

Goldie, my brother, listen carefully.

My marriage with Reet can only happen on one condition.

We have to help her father recover.

We don't need to do anything major.

We just have to agree with whatever he says.

He'll recover automatically like Goldie did.

You are getting influenced by what I'm saying, right Goldie?

You understand what I'm saying, right Goldie?

Let my wedding happen, Goldie.

Say yes.

Hmm.

Should I take your "hmm" as a yes?

I love you, bro.

Uncle, my sister-in-law is a psychiatrist.

And the guy she was hugging was her mentally disturbed patient.

Patient?

Yes.

He's a patient.

That boy's girlfriend died a year ago.

He was going to jump into the canal.

My sister-in-law hugged him over and over and convinced him that,

"Your girlfriend is still alive."

A year ago he was ready to die,

and now he's happily hugging my sister-in-law and enjoying life again.

Son, even I went a little crazy right after marriage.

But no doctor ever hugged me.

They just handed me medicine and sent me away.

Uncle, times have changed.

Medical science has advanced a lot now.

Otherwise my sister-in-law's actually very strict.

She doesn't even let Goldie hug her for no reason.

What is this, Dad?

You said all that nonsense to Goldie for no reason.

He must've already gone and grabbed sister-in-law by the hair by now.

Right.

Go apologise to Goldie.

I'll come with you.

Atthi...

Satti...

Consider it a raise and no a pay cut.

Are you hungry?

No, I'm not hungry.

I've caught a strange illness.

What illness?

I don't feel hungry, after eating food.

Alright, I've cooked and kept the food. Just heat it and eat later.

Where are you going?

My husband's coming back home after a month.

He's coming here to pick me up.

Your husband's coming after a month, right?

Then you too should leave after a month.

"I can keep anyone in my pocket."

"I'm a big shot around here."

"I'm a big shot around here."

Oh, my sweetheart!

What's up?

Stop.

Greetings.

Look at this.

Stop, stop the car.

Now don't say she's also a psychiatrist.

No, she...

Say something.

Why are you quiet now? Speak up.

Maybe the younger sister-in-law is teaching the elder sister-in-law

how to deal with patients.

I reject this marriage proposal.

Get out of my car.

Get out!

You're sitting in my car.

Huh?

Really...

- I am. - Uncle...

- Here, I got down. - Uncle...

- My phone... - Uncle...

What "uncle", huh?

Greetings, Guru ji.

Their elder daughter-in-law is also having an affair.

I told you from the start.

No woman can survive in their house.

Just say no and come back.

Greetings, Uncle.

What brings you here today?

Son, your elder daughter-in-law too... is also having an affair.

The elder daughter-in-law has an affair?

Not just one affair, she's got plenty going on.

People got dizzy just trying to keep track of them all.

You're not getting dizzy talking about all this, are you?

So this is all you came to say, huh?

Whatever I said earlier about the younger daughter-in-law...

I actually came to apologise for that.

Our two daughters-in-law are in competition with each other as

to who can have more affairs.

We'll hand over all the house keys to the one

who manages the most affairs and say,

"From today, you're the queen of the house."

And we'll even call the local councillor to honour her publicly.

What nonsense?

Uncle, we're about to print pamphlets now saying:

"Come have affairs with our daughters-in-law

and get a free gift hamper."

Goldie! Goldie!

What, "Goldie, Goldie", huh?

You lied to me.

You said Goldie's wife treats mentally unstable people.

Why?

Uncle, we're planning to send both our daughters-in-law to Dubai.

They'll stand on top of Burj Khalifa and dance in front of the sheikhs.

"We will dance on top of Burj Khalifa!"

Now tell me, are you dropping me off or should I walk back home?

Get in, Uncle.

Don't say another word. Don't say another word.

"Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

- Let's go, Uncle. - "Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

Amitoj comes home late every night because of your son.

Mom, his training isn't even over yet.

Stop talking nonsense.

You spend your whole day hanging around here.

At least come home on time in the evenings.

Sister-in-law, the kids stay happy here.

They keep playing around.

Look at the time.

His father keeps fighting with me, saying, "You're spoiling our son."

The kid who's got his father at home is bound to have some fear.

The one whose father's left him has nothing to fear.

Come on, let's go home.

I wanted to play some more.

Stop this nonsense, and let's go home.

Goldie! Goldie!

Goldie!

My Golu is back.

Come here. Here, take this.

Advance congratulations for the wedding.

What have you done!

You got my wedding proposal rejected.

They called it off?

Because of you.

Daddy spent his whole life trying to make you a good lawyer.

But you learned nothing.

Daddy taught me nothing.

Whatever I became today, I became on my own.

Daddy was useless.

He spent all his life saying, "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

So many times the judge himself asked Daddy,

"Do you have any proof your client's innocent?"

You know what Daddy used to say?

"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

Once Daddy was swimming at a beach in Bangkok.

A lifeguard came running and said,

"Sir, don't go any further, the water ahead runs deep."

Daddy was standing there in nothing but his underwear and still goes,

"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

Later only his underwear came floating back, shivering.

God bless that underwear. It told me, "Your daddy's drowning."

Only I know how I dragged my naked father out of that water.

Goldy, don't talk about Daddy like that.

His soul will feel hurt.

His soul died before he did.

If some poor client accidentally came to Daddy with a small case,

Daddy would get him life imprisonment...

Once Satti's father stole two loaves of bread and ran away from a shop.

If the cops had caught him, they'd have slapped him twice and let him go.

But trying to avoid the police, he accidentally handed his case to Daddy.

The man's been rotting in jail for 18 years now.

Ever wondered why Satti never dusts Daddy's photo?

Because Daddy wiped out their whole life.

Have some shame, Goldie.

People usually make a name for their fathers,

but you're making a joke out of yours.

Daddy wore that black coat with pride.

Like he was wearing a king's crown.

Have you ever heard Tipu Sultan saying,

"I didn't wear this crown for nothing"?

Daddy was the only man who bragged like that.

Goldie!

God... You took my Daddy away from me.

And I never complained to You about it.

Every day kids at school tease me asking,

"Why doesn't your daddy ever come with you?"

But I never complained.

Because I believed my mummy was strong...

and so was I.

But today I found out I was wrong.

Our home has fallen apart, God.

If Grandpa were here, he never would've let this happen.

I wish he was still with us, God.

I wish he was still with us.

How will we become millionaires if Daddy was so useless?

That's because we used to be billionaires.

This man has ruined our lives.

He has never won a single case in life.

He finally won one at the very end, and lost his life over that too.

Why did you slap me?

I'm not crazy, why would I slap you?

Why did you slap me?

I didn't.

Goldie...

What are you doing?

Who is slapping me?

What happened?

Someone is slapping me.

Goldie!

What are you doing?

Someone is slapping me.

What's going on, Goldie?

Someone slapped me too.

- Goldie... - Let me go.

Let go of my arm!

What happened?

Goldie, Goldie...

Let go of my arm!

Let's go outside.

Go, go, go. Let's go outside.

I'll be damned, Daddy?

Am I too late?

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

Goldie, daddy's ghost!

Run!

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

- Run! Drive! - Hurry up!

Let's go.

Oh no!

Daddy came down only to send us up!

What happened, Ghost Daddy?

I think I've hit my limit.

Looks like I can't go beyond the gate.

Thank God.

But Ghost Daddy... how did you come back?

You idiots won't even let a dead man live in peace.

It took me a whole lifetime to earn respect,

and you clowns destroyed it in minutes.

You were planning to print pamphlets saying,

"Come have affairs with our daughters-in-law."

He said that, Daddy.

He's lying, Daddy.

And he says, "We are born crazy."

Because our father himself was crazy.

He's a ghost, he knows everything.

Stop this nonsense, Goldie.

You were going to throw cow dung at me?

You keep pointing out our mistakes.

At least look at your own too.

You came back alone.

You could've brought your mother along too.

Yes, women don't even have pay ticket fare in Punjab.

I'll beat the hell out of you both.

Now shut up and get inside.

No way.

I said go inside.

Forget it.

Can't you hear me? Get inside.

No chance.

Daddy, you go inside.

What if some neighbor spots a ghost roaming around here?

Property rates around the area will crash.

Property prices will crash only if people can see me too.

I'm visible only to my own flesh and blood.

Daddy, whatever happens, we're not coming in. You go.

Yes.

Fine then, idiots.

Sooner or later, you'll come inside too.

Just remember one thing...

Getting rid of a tied camel and your father's ghost isn't easy.

Huh?

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

We have been walking all night.

At least tell me where you're taking us.

I follow this tantrik on Instagram.

We're going to meet him.

We're going to trap Daddy inside a bottle.

You've completely lost it, Goldie.

What else am I supposed to do?

Daddy beat me up for no reason.

He beat you up for no reason?

Goldie, how can you kill people and then forget about it?

Try to recall that day in the court, where a white car pulls in.

You, me, and Daddy are in it.

The swagger and the boots both stay solid, girl.

Pulled a lot of people out to their delusions too, girl.

All the others are just followers, I alone am the don...

Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta.

Who has that bottle with poison in it?

Daddy, the poison bottle has already submitted in court evidence.

You should drink it carefully.

It's your first time drinking poison.

Don't worry.

Advocate Dhillon didn't wear this black coat for nothing.

You aren't the only one wear it alone.

Every lawyer wears one.

For God's sake, don't start showing off inside court today.

Focus on the case.

I'll beat him up.

Daddy, no fighting, please.

Do you know how many complaints I get about you and your son?

You don't fight a single case all month.

You just fight with each other and come back home.

If we don't fight cases,

do we run the household by doing mujra dance?

No, no, Daddy, no fighting.

The judge must be watching everything on CCTV.

As soon as we'll walk inside, he'll taunt us saying,

"Look, the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law duo has arrived."

And you always make things worse by telling the truth.

Can't you tell the judge, "We were only fighting for the parking spot?"

Like the judge is sitting there judging bhangra competitions.

He'll say, "You all came in one car, then how can you fight for a parking spot?"

Not everyone becomes an officer by bribing the teacher with sweet buttermilk.

Look, Parvati Kaur, what kind of children have you given birth to.

I spent my whole life explaining to your mother:

Whatever child God gives, just accept it.

Don't run after fake babas.

She said, "No,

Babaji said our child will be hardworking if we sacrifice a donkey."

One donkey got sacrificed and another one got born.

Whatever you send up there is what comes back.

You were hoping for an ostrich after sending a donkey?

Whatever you sow, that's what you reap, you idiot.

Up there, everybody gets judged equally.

Nobody asks your caste there, Mr. Dhillon, remember that!

Have some shame and stop fighting.

Because of you two, 16 judges got transferred in eight years.

And six of them started losing their hearing at a young age.

Look at these lawyers...

Just look at them.

They walk around stuffing cotton in their ears.

Explain that to him.

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

Daddy, cool, cool, cool.

Calm down.

We have to win this case today.

Alright.

I'll drink poison right in front of the judge and prove it's not poison.

Because poison takes 30 minutes to work.

Goldie, keep the car running.

Don't worry. I won't let you die.

Well done, Goldie.

Go, put some music on.

Let's hear some songs.

Forget the music, you are not here attending a wedding.

Have some shame.

Your father's going to drink poison in the court just to win a case

and you're out here trying to start an orchestra.

Stop the nonsense and go inside quietly.

As soon as Daddy drinks the poison and wins the case,

pick him up immediately and rush him to the car.

That's it.

Will you be able to get Daddy to the hospital in 30 mins?

You've seen the movie Fast and Furious, right?

- Yes? - Yes.

Today Mohali's roads are going see the same thing.

You'll start throwing up once I start driving on two wheels.

Now just shut up and get inside.

Bring him back quickly.

Always talking nonsense.

State vs Renu Gupta.

Your Honour, my client Renu Gupta has been accused

of giving poison to her husband instead of medicine,

which caused his death.

The police presented this so-called bottle of poison

as evidence before this honourable court.

But... this isn't poison, Your Honour.

It's ordinary infection medicine.

And I will prove that in this honorable court right away.

Mr. Dhillon...

That's all, Your Honour.

He is going to drink poison inside,

and I'm standing out here starving.

Based on all evidence,

it has been proven that the bottle did not contain poison,

but medicine.

Can we leave now?

Wait.

Let me finish writing my judgment.

Where was I?

Yes, yes...

Based on all evidence,

it has been proven that the bottle did not contain poison,

but water.

Your Honour, you already said that line earlier.

Do not disturb.

Which idiot brought him along?

He's my younger son, Your Honour.

Oh, I see.

Mr. Dhillon, you never introduced us.

I'll bring him over to your place in the evening.

Just give the judgment now.

Yes, yes... that's what I'm writing.

Don't disturb me.

Where was I?

Yes, yes... the bottle.

Based on all evidence, it has been proven

that the bottle did not contain poison, but medicine.

And therefore, I declare that she is completely innocent.

The court is now adjourned.

Hurry up, Jass.

Daddy, don't panic. We still have fifteen minutes.

Goldie's going to drive like Fast and Furious today.

Goldie...

- Goldie... - What happened?

Daddy, the hero of Fast and Furious has disappeared.

Whenever you eat samosas from this place,

all your tension disappears.

Goldie, your phone's ringing.

Huh?

Your phone's ringing. Let me check.

No, don't touch it with your oily hands.

It's Jass's call.

Yes, Jass?

Has Daddy turn has come?

Turn? It looks like it's his final turn.

Where are you?

Huh?

Daddy...

- Daddy... - Daddy...

Daddy wanted to say something to you before dying.

Tell me, Daddy. Please tell me.

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

Daddy, it's he who deserves it.

Now do you remember?

If you hadn't gone there to enjoy samosas that day,

Daddy wouldn't have had to sacrifice himself today.

Daddy died because of your stupidity, Goldie.

Then by that logic, Daddy must remember everything now.

- A Jatt never forgets his enemies. - No.

Think about it.

He's the ghost of a Jatt.

Now just imagine what a crazy Jatt ghost can do, Goldie!

Don't scare me.

You go inside, I'll come later.

How long are you going to stay outside?

You'll have to come home eventually.

I'll come. I'll come later.

First go calm Daddy down.

After Daddy died, we kept his body in the fridge

for two days before cremating him.

In order to cool him down.

And now your actions have heated him up again.

What are you doing now?

Unfollowing that tantrik on Instagram.

Who knows, maybe Daddy's ghost follows me on Instagram too.

You ungrateful, useless ghost's child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

Go mind your own business!

What was that tantric's ID?

Yes, DumMaroDum.

There you go.

Daddy...?

Daddy...?

Daddy...?

Daddy...?

Can you please step out of the frame for a bit?

I need to talk about something important.

Daddy, please.

Otherwise I'll call a tantric

and trap you inside a bottle before talking to you.

Daddy, I'm...

You idiot, you never even gave your father a bottle while he was alive,

and now after death you want to trap him inside one?

Daddy, please sit down.

I need to talk about something important.

Daddy...

Hey, over here.

Standing in one place makes my leg numb.

Start yapping now.

Daddy, at least fix your language.

Even after dying you still talk the same way.

Didn't the people up there teach you anything?

People say souls become pure after death.

I'm a wandering soul.

I still slap people around too.

And I am really pissed me off.

You told your in-laws completely wrong relationships.

I had no choice, Daddy.

At least try to understand my situation.

Where did you go now?

Over here.

Your leg went numb again?

No idea, I just drifted over here on my own.

I just got these new ghost powers. I'm still learning how to use them.

Anyway, come to the point.

I only did all this because I was helpless.

So now because of "helplessness," you'll turn anyone into my daughter-in-law?

And you made them characterless too?.

You've ruined my reputation even among ghosts.

Please don't tell Goldie I lied to Reet's father about the family.

Oh, so he still doesn't know?

One son of mine was already foolish enough,

and you turned the other one into an idiot too.

I'll tell him everything.

Daddy, he can't even handle such situations.

That's why his own wife left him.

If Reet's family finds out no woman actually survives in this household,

they'll never agree to the marriage.

Daddy, I really love Reet.

If I can't marry her, I'll die.

Fine then, die right now.

I'll take you along with me immediately.

Daddy, please.

I'll plant trees all over the city in your name.

Wonderful.

So dogs can come pee on them in your father's memory?

I'm allergic to plants.

I never even watched that Shaheedan Wali Buta Singh movie.

Because the main leads name was Buta Singh (Plant).

Daddy, be serious.

Stop talking nonsense.

Listen carefully.

First you'll fix this family's ruined reputation in front of your in-laws.

Otherwise, I won't even let you step across this house gate.

'He cannot cross the gate and he says he won't let me cross it.'

Daddy, I thought you'd left already.

I can also hear what you are thinking.

Just remember one thing...

Getting rid of a tied camel and your father's ghost isn't easy.

I'm trying to fix our family's reputation.

Uncle, what exactly is wrong with our family?

Everything seems fine.

How is if our fault if the daughters-in-law are characterless?

Aren't daughters-in-law a part of the family too?

Uncle, recently a rapist got sentenced to death in the country, right?

Why didn't they hang you too along with him?

Why would they hang me?

Because you also belong to the same country, don't you?

Point.

Point.

Son, your logic is very strange.

Daddy, did you notice something?

What, dear?

If the men of that house treat the "wrong women" this well,

then how could they possibly treat the right women of the house badly?

I never thought about that.

You should think about it.

Look, the mean issue was that no women can survive in that house.

But they are surviving.

So, don't overthink this, have faith in this boy and take the next step.

Okay, dear.

When a father sends off his daughter he says,

"Always follow your in-laws' family tradition."

But this father will tell you,

"Reet, don't follow any tradition of that family."

"One is enough. Don't seek more and push your luck."

In your pocket...

In your pocket...

I found earrings in your pocket,

Tell me who are you spending your nights with?

My love for you is true, not a myth,

Tell me who are you spending your nights with?

Who are you spending your nights with?

Who are you spending your nights with?

Whose rooftop do you disappear to at night?

I'm not getting close to nobody,

You're just drowning in your doubts tonight.

The way you stare at me feels strange,

Come on let's go for a drive before the sky changes.

Hiding behind those dark black shades slick,

Tell me who are you spending your nights with?

My love for you is true, not a myth,

Tell me who are you spending your nights with?

I found earrings in your pocket,

In your pocket...

In your pocket...

Let it go now, don't stay angry,

We love too deep, so don't fight with me.

I'm yours alone and I'll stay true,

Don't let suspicion poison you.

You live for applause and flashing lights these days,

So who are you romancing nowadays?

I found earrings in your pocket,

Tell me who are you spending your nights with?

I found earrings in your pocket,

Earrings...

Earrings...

Earrings...

Earrings...

If you needed to talk to me, you could've come home,

Why'd you call me here?

Does Shinda even let me talk at home?

Daljeet, I genuinely want to make things right between us.

Please... just give me one chance.

Goldie, the kind of things you do are honestly quite embarrassing.

I don't want Shinda growing up watching you and turning out the same way.

You think you'll be able to save him by keeping him away from me?

He's still my blood after all.

Yes.

What are you thinking? You're not doubting me too now, are you?

Goldie!

Daljeet, don't leave me because of my stupidity.

It's not like I've got some affair going on outside or anything.

I'm not that kind of man.

Look, I can tolerate all your stupidity.

Just promise me one thing...

you'll never become Sonu again.

Promise. Never again. Happy now?

Now tell me, when are you coming back home?

Give me a little time.

Alright then, I'll wait in the car for ten minutes.

I meant a few days.

Done.

Let's start preparing for the wedding.

We have get them married.

Forget about everything else.

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

What's the point dragging this anymore?

- All the preparations... - Give us some more.

Isn't this Dhillon's elder daughter-in-law?

You too have one.

There she goes again with him.

This guy's the one she's having an affair with.

Hold on.

Oh no, I forgot the bangle envelope at the shop itself.

Go run and get it.

Yes. I'll be right back.

Damn it!

They're struggling to even cook meals at home.

Meanwhile you're standing here stuffing your face with golgappas?

Who is struggling to cook, brother?

Why'd you hit me?

Why are you hitting him?

He's having affairs with someone else's wife.

You want me to spare him?

If I ever see you anywhere near her again,

consider your name erased from the voter list.

Near who?

Your mother's...

My mother's been dead for years.

Did you really need to slap me?

Couldn't you explain it nicely?

What happened?

That guy beat up your husband.

He says I'm having an affair with someone else's wife.

Guys like this only understand kicks and punches.

That was my younger boss's father-in-law.

You had an affair with them?

No, I swear there's no affair.

Don't lie to me, I'm warning you.

You don't look good behaving like a goon.

Fine then.

Looks like we'll need an actual goon for this job.

Leave it to me.

I'm on the way.

Oh no, I hit someone's car.

People have no shame.

Who parks like that?

Which idiot parked this car on the side like this?

If it was parked in the middle at least people would notice it.

He's parked it on the side.

I'm fixing this person right now.

I'll kill you, you idiot!

He's huge.

I'll shoot!

Go ahead, shoot.

Brother...

If you want to fight, fight with equal weapons.

You've got something that big, mine's only this small.

This is not fair.

There, I dropped mine too.

Now shoot.

Go on, shoot.

You'll start bleeding, brother.

I'll bandage it up. Shoot.

According to your size, a lot more than blood's going to come out.

Shoot already or I'll twist your ears off.

Why turn this into a physical fight?

Curse all you want instead.

Be a brother and let me go.

One second, I'll show you now.

Brother is calling.

Answer it.

Hello?

Hello Rinku!

Yes, brother?

A few men are troubling me, get here fast!

Men? It's just one guy.

You've got the muscle of ten men in one man, brother.

Hello? Hurry up, I got into a fight!

Can't come, brother.

You sister-in-law's cooking.

Once the gas cylinder is free, we'll hook it to the car and come.

Just keep two cylinders at home! How many times do I have to tell you?

While your wife's making rotis there,

people will be turning me black and blue here.

- So you're not coming? - Sorry, brother.

Fine. One minute. Don't leave.

Don't run away.

Tinku!

Yes, brother?

Hurry up, and come here, I got into a fight!

I'm teaching your sister-in-law how to ride a cycle.

You don't look good running behind her.

Our fear rules the marketplace.

After Rehman Dakait, we are the greatest gangsters.

Sorry brother, can we schedule the fight for tomorrow?

I'll be damned.

Even this idiot's busy.

Give me a minute. Don't run away.

Simmi!

Brother's calling me!

- Hello, brother! - Hello!

Renu! Hurry up.

I'm in trouble.

Can't come, brother.

My sister went to sewing class and locked the house.

Break the lock then!

How do I break it?

I'm inside and the lock's outside.

So you're not coming either?

NO, I can't.

Forget it, brother.

What's even the point of fighting anyway?

By God, if they repeat this mistake again, then watch.

Let me make one mistake.

What mistake?

Whenever I call you guys, show up quickly.

Okay.

- There were 20-25 people. - Okay.

If it were only 5-7, I'd have handled them alone.

Yes.

- Brother? - Yeah?

His daughters are having an affair.

- Whose daughters? - His daughters?

His daughters?

No no, not my daughters.

My daughter's in-laws' daughters-in-law.

We need to get them out to the way.

I'll be damned.

These daughters-in-law look like men.

Oh, my God! What's happening to this country?

No, they are the daughters-in-law I'm talking about.

They are the guys they are having affairs with.

Oh!

This one's having an affair with her.

Got it.

And this one's having an affair with her.

Got it too.

Now tell me...

should we do half murder or full murder?

Brother, remember we got to go to the chicken shop this evening.

Oh yes.

No, don't kill them.

Just beat them up so badly that they never dare look at another woman again.

Uncle, I swear to God, if they crosses paths with us,

they might look at another woman for once,

but they won't be able to touch them.

Brother's word is carved in stone.

- Yes. - Absolutely.

Got it?

He's standing there eating sweet golgappas.

How do you know they are sweet?

I just know.

Come on boys... attack!

There they are, brother. Stop the car.

Grab him!

- Let's go! - How dare you trouble women!

Brother!

No problem.

We were going to drink the golgappa water anyway.

What difference does it make if he feeds us some?

Wait...

How dare you romance with her!

We're going to teach you a lesson today.

Why are you beating him?!

He keeps having affairs other people's wives and daughters.

We're going to teach him a lesson today.

Take him away.

But where are you taking him?

We're taking him with us.

But remember, if you call the police...

You know what this is?

Flour?

Not flour, hashish!

Why would anyone roam around carrying flour pouches?

That comes in huge sacks, sister.

If you call the police...

Tell her what will happen.

We'll plant a fake drugs case on him and throw him in jail, sister.

- Don't complain later. - Yes, exactly.

Alright boys, take him away.

Bye sister!

You think you're some great loverboy, huh?

Okay, bye-bye.

- A fancy dancer... - Grab him! Grab him!

Grab him! Grab him!

What are you doing?

Can't you see we're beating him up!

What did I even do?!

Why are you hitting him?

You are having affairs with other people's women!

Who did I have an affair with?

Should I tell you?

Should I twist your ears and remind you?

Should I remind you?

Police! Police!

She's threatening us with the police.

Wait a minute.

Tell me what is this...

Semolina?

No.

Come out of the kitchen first.

Should I give you a clue?

Whoever gets caught with this gets taken to the police station?

Poppy seeds?

Not poppy seeds, idiot.

No one gets arrested for being in possession of poppy seeds.

Otherwise every grocery shop owner would be in jail.

It's hashish.

What?

Original hashish.

If you inform the police,

I'll slap a drugs case on him and get him locked up.

Throw him inside.

- Move it. - Get in.

- Get in. - Move it.

- Move it. - Get in.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Greetings, Uncle!

Son, I did a huge favour to your family today.

How so?

I'll explain everything when I come over.

I won't survive the suspense.

Please tell me.

I got both your sisters-in-law's lovers kidnapped.

I'll explain the rest once I get home.

Uncle, you've told the whole story.

What have you done!

Why? What's wrong?

Were those guys planning to settle down with your sisters-in-law?

But Uncle, why did you take the law into your own hands?

Son, fathers who want to marry off their daughters

don't look at their own hands before dirtying them.

Now just watch how they come back on track.

Uncle? Hello!

Oh, my dear friend Pakkhu!

Jass!

Goldie!

Jass!

- Sir! - Jass!

Pakkhu and Nattha got kidnapped?

How do you know?

How do you know about this?

Because the goon who kidnapped them...

was my respected father-in-law.

- What?! - What?!

Disgusting! You're marrying into a family of thugs?

And what kind of family did you get married into?

Mind your own business.

But why did they do this?

- Because... - Tell her!

- Well... - Tell her! She asked you a question.

She's standing right here asking.

Let me speak first.

Because I told him that you are his wife.

And you are Honey's wife.

What new mess is this now?!

In Amreek Singh's eyes, she's your wife, but her affair's with Pakkhu.

And she's Honey's wife, but her affair's with Chappu.

With Nattha!

Yes, whatever.

So, that social worker kidnapped both of them!

You're getting married to a social worker's daughter?

One minute you call him a thug, the next minute a social worker.

I've got to marry someone eventually!

I'm calling the police.

Please wait.

Don't call the police.

Otherwise I won't be able to get married to Reet,

and your Pakkha and Chappu won't be coming back either.

- Nattha. - Whatever.

I won't play this game.

- You won't. - No.

Fine then.

I'll arrange someone from outside.

Hey Siri!

Siri, I'm trapped in a huge problem.

Tell me the name of someone talented enough to get me out of it.

How about Goldie?

Looks like having a talent is also a crime.

No problem, little brother.

I'll help you out.

But what are we even supposed to do?

Jass, my boy!

He is here.

- Go, get to work. - Yes?

- Run! - Honey!

I'm never going to leave you now.

Guess who am I!

Sonu?

I'm not Sonu.

Rajesh Khanna?

I am Sonu.

I love you!

I made a huge mistake.

I'll never leave you again.

You love me that much?

I love you, I love you, Goldie.

I love you so much.

Thank God. Thank God.

I love you, Goldie. I love you so much.

Have some shame!

Who was that?

She's my...

- My... - Not mine... our...

Our sister.

Then why did she storm off angry like that?

When brothers and sisters-in-law patch up,

the sisters stop getting attention.

That's why she got upset seeing all that.

Disgusting!

I'm going to send a message to your father-in-law.

Daddy please, don't send any message.

Give me my phone back.

Daddy, please give it back.

We'll buy you a new one.

I'll beat you idiots!

What did you think?

Just because nobody can hear my voice...

I can't send my message across that person?

Listen to this message.

"Uncle Amreek Singh."

"I'm Jass, A world-class fraud."

"I've told so many lies just to marry Reet,"

"that if I were in Dubai, the sheikhs would've cut my tongue off by now."

"I don't know why women never survived in our house before."

"But one thing's for sure..."

"Reet won't survive here because of my deeds."

Daddy, I'll be ruined.

Everything I worked for will go to waste.

You call this hard work?

In the spirit world they call this a scam.

I'm sending the message.

Daddy, please.

Consider this as my last mistake.

I told you to clear things up,

but you're still stacking lie upon lie.

Go to Amreek Singh like a man, tell him the truth, and apologise.

Daddy, after the lies I've told him,

he's not forgiving me anytime soon.

I just need a little time.

I'll tell him everything honestly as soon as I find the right moment.

Are two years enough?

Yes.

Wow, counsellor, today you proved that the law's hands are indeed long.

But he is the one who made the mistake who why are you slapping me instead?

I'll give you three days.

If you don't clear everything up within three days...

Then on the fourth day, I'll personally deliver that message to Amreek Singh.

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

You kept fooling your own old man,

now you're fooling other people's old men too.

Uncle, you've seen it yourself now.

The daughters-in-law in our house are completely fine.

Let's finalise the wedding in the next two-three days.

Two-three days is too little, son.

My sisters-in-law got free from all their affairs and now they're after me.

They're saying if Reet's father refuses this marriage,

they'll find me some bombshell bride from their maternal side instead.

Oh no, Daddy. Why'd you free the sisters-in-law?!

Uncle, please heed my advice.

Let's wrap this wedding up in two-three days.

Look son, your sisters-in-law may be sorted now,

but your sister's deeply upset.

When the daughter of a house is unhappy, it's considered inauspicious.

Maybe that's why there's always chaos in your home.

We'll our convince sister after the wedding, don't worry.

You'll get married without your sister there?

Look, I'm ready for the wedding.

But I've got one condition.

Your sister and brother-in-law

should attend the wedding with full respect and honour.

What are you thinking about now?

I was just thinking you'll unnecessarily have to buy a ring for brother-in-law too.

Oh no, son, we'll gladly give the gifts wherever necessary.

Right?

Just tell me your brother-in-law's ring size.

Yes.

First let me find a brother-in-law, then I'll get you the ring size too.

Huh?

I mean don't worry.

I guarantee that brother-in-law will attend the wedding.

You just start the preparations.

Thank God.

Rosy, my brother, at least tell us who are we having an affair.

Probably somewhere local.

You think you are good enough to have an affair with someone in Thailand?

Right.

Let me be honest here, I already have a girlfriend.

Why would I have an affair with someone else?

I'm a married man, brother.

Married men are the ones having the most affairs these days!

Yes.

Honestly, I can't even remember who am I having an affair with.

- Should I give you a clue? - Yes.

"Oh my beloved, oh my beloved..."

"We got married into the same house."

Guess.

Oh, I remember now!

Sargun mehta, Nimrat Khaira, Saunkan Saunkne movie.

- Yes, yes, yes. - Beat them up.

I only said "same house," not "married into the same person."

Wait, wait, wait.

Brother, at least tell us who are we having an affair with.

Fine, I'll give you another clue.

"Listen my love, we're sisters-in-law."

Guess it. Come on, this one's easy!

Anything coming to mind?

You guys are deliberately letting me win.

You are deliberately doing this.

Beat them up.

I'm done playing with you people.

I'm leaving.

Should we set it up here?

Yes this is fine. We're finally outside Daddy's range now.

What if Daddy finds out all the lies we've been feeding everyone at the wedding?

Then we'll hold the wedding so far away from Daddy's range,

at some marriage palace that he'll never know.

You monkey-faced idiot.

What are you two doing here?

Daddy... Amreek Singh said yes to the wedding.

We were just talking about that.

Did you tell him the truth?

Yes.

And he still agreed?

Yes.

He agreed.

Your father-in-law's got no pride then.

Think again if you really want to marry into that family.

I like people who have no pride.

So when's the big day?

Day after tomorrow, at Mehfil Resorts.

At a resort?

Why not at home?

Idiot, you very well know your father can't step outside the house gate anymore.

So, you'll marry without your father present?

Daddy, let us do the wedding somewhere decent.

What are you even going to do there anyway?

You're a spirit now.

It's not like you'll show up in photographs.

Idiot!

A wedding is the union of two souls too, isn't it?

What's the harm if a third soul shows up?

You ungrateful, useless child!

You are trying to get married without your father there!

Daddy, what am I supposed to tell the girl's family?

"I'm holding the wedding at home because my dead father wants to attend it"?

Daddy, it looks awkward if ghosts are wandering around at weddings.

It won't look good.

And don't roam outside at night like this.

Some witch might latch onto you.

Then little ghost babies will start running around our house calling us "brother."

I'm going to beat you up.

Hit us. Go on.

Go ahead, finish us off today.

Goldie...

What? He is always threating and abusing us.

Now even the neighbors have started mocking us.

They say these boys get scared even when there is no one in front of them.

Little brother, at least hear me out.

What now?

You've hit us more after dying than you ever did while alive.

It's always Jass's fault but somehow I'm the one getting dragged into it.

Goldie...

Forgive him, he's a family spirit.

Daddy, please go back inside the photograph.

Fine then.

But come back quickly, I get scared when I am alone.

I still don't understand where we're supposed to find a brother-in-law from.

I've got this bachelor friend Jashan.

We'll invite him to the wedding

and show Reet's father that he's our sister's husband.

Daljeet is our sister.

Forget it.

She's already annoyed because of my nonsense.

This will just make her angrier.

Don't worry.

Once he sees the brother-in-law at the wedding, he'll think everything's normal.

And we'll just say, "Sister's at the beauty parlour. She's coming..."

"She's coming... she's almost here."

Look dear, this is your own fault.

He came two-three times to take you back and you still didn't go with you.

Call the lawyer, brother.

I want to file a case against Goldie.

He got married again without divorcing me.

What proof do we have that he remarried?

You need proof in court.

I say just take the kid and go to his house.

Show Goldie the child, make him emotional, and pull him back to your side.

You think seeing the child will make him emotional?

Dear, women have kids to emotionally blackmail their fathers.

Make a slightly sad face, son.

A little more.

Little more, son.

That's enough, Gramps, otherwise people will think someone died.

Let's go before I forget.

Mom, I can't see anyone around.

Yes. They must be inside.

Goldie! Goldie!

Son, we here came to fix the relationship.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

My boy's here.

Grandpa!

Yes son, your grandpa.

How is this possible?

How can you come back?

How could I stay away when my son is suffering this much?

Grandpa!

Everything fell apart after you left.

I'm back now.

I'll turn these people into proper men before I leave again.

Then call Daddy and teach him a lesson.

Didn't they all go to Jass's wedding?

Uncle's getting married?

He didn't invite you?

No.

You didn't go either?

Son, I can't step outside the gate.

If you can come down from the heavens when I called,

you can certainly cross the gate.

Come, I'll take you along.

Come with me.

Daljeet, dear... how is this scooter moving on its own?

No idea, Daddy.

Let's follow it.

- Shinda! - Let's go!

I'm going to make these idiots dance today.

The boys all praise my outfits when I walk through the bazaar,

Quit trying so hard, boy, you won't get very far.

Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways,

She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire,

She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire,

She dances like a livewire.

Bullets...

Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways,

My eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

They keep slaying boys, I can't help it.

Her pure silk veil keeps flying in the air,

Her anklets ring so loud, it's become the talk of the town everywhere.

Her pure silk veil keeps flying in the air,

Her anklets ring so loud, it's become the talk of the town everywhere.

She wears a Punjabi jutti on her feet,

And she dances with swagger in every beat.

Bullets...

Her eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

They keep slaying boys, and she says I can't help it.

I'm scared to tell you what my heart's been through,

I get nervous sitting anywhere near you.

She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire,

She dances like a livewire.

Bullets...

Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways,

Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways.

- Reet, tell your father it's time we exchanged our vows. - Son...

Son...

Your sister and brother-in-law are here?

They're on the way.

I say we should go ahead with the wedding.

If they are too late, we'll just ask for blessings on WhatsApp.

Then I'll send your daughter to you on WhatsApp too.

Your daughter already sent me enough things on WhatsApp.

What?

Nothing bad.

You can check my phone.

Now I'll only send my daughter away

once your sister and brother-in-law show up at the wedding.

They'll come.

They definitely will.

Jass!

Yes, Goldie?

Jass!

Coming! Coming!

Honey is creating a scene asking why you people didn't invite Sonu.

Just make him drink alcohol and dump him

in some corner like the other wedding guests.

This means...

we'll definitely have to find some corner for him.

Yes.

Look Goldie, my brother,

you're like a machine when it comes to getting people killed.

Do something about my father-in-law.

He's making life difficult too.

What does he like?

He likes everything except me.

He doesn't even drink.

How are we supposed to get him drunk?

Does he like laxatives?

Greetings.

Here, have some cold drink.

Cold stuff hurts my throat.

I'm standing right here.

I won't let anyone grab your throat.

Have it, please.

Come on now. Have it.

No, let me give it to you.

Here, this one has less of it.

You don't drink a lot, do you?

Where's your brother-in-law?

Just wait for five minute and all your questions will be answered.

He'll be here son.

There... there comes our brother-in-law.

Hi, Jashan!

Congratulations, brother! Congratulations!

Thank you, thank you.

Greetings.

Who is she?

Your sister-in-law.

I invited only you.

Why'd you bring her too?

What an ill-mannered friend you have!

No Sister-in-law, actually he never told me he got married.

Whether I told you or not, you can't talk to her like this.

Come on, let's leave.

We didn't come here to get insulted.

No, Jashan!

Look brother, from today onward you'll get full respect here.

You'll get respected like brother-in-law is respected.

Really sorry.

Jass!

Jass!

Yes?

This is my father-in-law.

Greetings.

Greetings, Brother-in-law.

See the respect he gave you?

The real beauty of life lies is families staying together.

That's what I always say, son,

that no matter however many breaths God has given us,

we should spend them together happily.

What's the point of fighting?

Your father-in-law likes to preach professionally?

His fees is Re. 1.

You should listen to your elders, son.

Yes.

Now we all have to keep this family together.

No more fighting.

Your sister didn't come?

She had gone to the beauty parlour...

Why don't we go through the wedding in the meanwhile?

So that I can call you Daddy instead of Uncle?

Who's this girl with your brother-in-law?

How can I ask him who he brought with him?

Brother-in-law, I've a gift for you.

Put your hand forward.

Go ahead.

Show me your hand.

I'll be right back.

Don't drop the ring.

Okay.

See?

I told everyone my friend should get full respect at this wedding.

The respect is fine,

but people don't randomly call someone "brother-in-law."

There are only two respectful titles during weddings.

Either brother-in-law or uncle.

If we call you uncle, you'll sound old.

No, brother-in-law is fine.

Grandpa, you go inside and keep Daddy busy, I'll bring Mom along with me.

The ring your father-in-law's carrying, is it real gold?

What else did you expect?

Gold plated brass ring?

Of course, it's real gold.

Then it's okay.

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

Why didn't you invite your sister-in-law to the wedding?

You?

How did you even come here?

My grandson brought me with him.

You tell me why she wasn't invited.

How would I know?

Goldie was responsible for all the arrangements.

Whoever he invited or didn't invite, that's his problem.

Goldie's...

Yes.

I'll deal with him.

Who are you talking to?

The one who is not visible.

I'll be right back.

Who did he say "I'll be right back" to?

He insults the people he can see and the ones he can't see too.

I have nothing to do with your uncle's wedding.

Just tell me one thing, how was that scooter driving by itself?

Mom, Teslas drive on their own too, right?

Same way this scooter drives itself.

Now why are you still standing here?

Let's go inside.

I wasn't invited. Why should I go in there?

That's it, keep drinking.

Good.

Goldie, does this contain alcohol?

I don't drink alcohol.

- No, it doesn't. - It doesn't suit me.

It contains sugarcane juice as well.

Goldie, Goldie... Daddy's here.

- What? - Yes.

The cook only prepared food for two hundred people.

How much can a spirit eat anyway?

Listen carefully, Daddy is actually here.

- What? - Yes.

How did this Shaktimaan get the power to come here?

I don't know. He has brought Shinda and Daljeet with him.

- What? - Yes.

Greetings, Sister-in-law!

Why are you standing outside?

Please come in.

My issue was with your brother, not with you.

You should've invited me to the wedding.

Sister-in-law I told Goldie to invite you.

By mistake he handed the invitation to Daljit Dosanjh instead.

Daljit's here?

No, son. Even Neetu Shatran Wala doesn't show up for free.

What makes you think Daljit Dosanjh would?

Sister-in-law, please come inside.

We'll sit and talk.

I'll call Goldie too.

Please come.

Come on in, son.

Please come in. Uncle, you come in as well.

Oh good, your wife is here too.

But Jass was saying, "Why did you bring your wife along?"

He's naive.

I clearly told him husband and wife should come together.

Do you know us?

Why else would get a ring for you?

"He has the ring ready."

Show me your hand, brother-in-law.

"Amreek Singh loves you."

I'll be right back, brother-in-law. I'll be right back.

I just don't get it.

Jass's father-in-law come here, shows me the ring and then runs away.

I don't understand why he keeps addressing you as brother-in-law.

If he abuses me, I can still complain.

But he's calling me brother-in-law, so I've got nothing left to say.

Look over there.

Daddy's walking right behind my father-in-law to eavesdrop.

We are going to get exposed.

He's taking advantage of being invisible.

- Goldie... - Yes?

You'll have to become the villain.

Do one thing...

Get us married before we get caught.

- Okay. - Okay.

Come on, hurry up, Jass is calling you.

How did you know I was here?

My name is Abdul, I know everything about everyone.

Come on, hurry up. Let's go, let's go.

Why do you look so worried?

I'm missing Daddy.

You're not missing your mom?

I can only see Daddy.

Here, Uncle is here.

Here you go.

Uncle, shall we go ahead with the wedding vows?

How can you just leave like that?

Finish the rituals first.

The rituals...

Fine, this is an easy ritual.

Here you go, son.

Oh no!

What happened?

Goldie dragged me here straight from the toilet.

I forgot to wash my hands.

I'll be right back.

Can't you do anything right?

Now you want me to teach him how to wash hands as well?

You should have!

He fed me sweets with his dirty hands.

It's okay, just say aaa...

Say aaa... You okay?

What's the big deal, Jass?

It's not like it had shit on it.

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

- Be strong. - Jass?

You have to live with her for the rest of your life.

Greetings.

Greetings.

I'm so happy that you're here.

He is Goldie's son.

Greetings.

I never saw him at Mr. Dhillon's place.

How would you see him there? He stays with me.

Don't you miss your mom, son?

Why would I miss my mom?

I miss Daddy.

Looks like he is upset with his mom.

He's not upset. He stays with me.

That's why I said, "Looks like he's upset with his mom."

This is not the time to behave like a local train and stop at every station.

It's time for the wedding. Come on, let's go.

Bye, dear.

Let's go.

Did you wash your hands?

Yes.

No, I don't believe you.

He came out of the toilet without washing his hands.

Let's go.

- Here you go. - No.

Let's go.

I'll come back and talk to you.

Let's go.

- Let's go, son. - Yes, let's go.

Let's go wash your face.

Dirty people.

Shinda, I think your father's up to no good.

Is your backup ready in case things go wrong?

They are ready, Mummy.

You just give the order and Daddy's head goes flying.

Laddi, I think you guys should come over here.

Looks like things could get messy.

And if nothing happens,

you all can just grab some ice cream and head back.

Hey, why's your father-in-law addressing your friend as "brother-in-law"?

Daddy, that's their personal matter.

Why are you inspecting everything so hard?

You are the eldest member of the family.

Pull up a chair and collect the wedding gifts.

Should I start handing them out?

Are they going put the gifts on an empty chair?

You are too much, Daddy.

Daddy, I...

You're missing Daddy a lot, aren't you?

I can see him a lot when we are celebrating a joyous occasion.

Jass!

Congratulations!

Congratulations to you too.

To me too.

I just got a new wife.

New wife?

Yes.

No, she is your old wife.

- Yes. - I think you're way too drunk.

I don't even drink.

We follow Babaji.

No seriously, I don't drink.

I've got myself a whole new wife.

No, she's your original one.

Yes.

Really?

Jass, then did Sonu get cancelled?

Who's Sonu?

He means "sona baby".

- You know how couples have nick names? - Oh, sona baby, Sonu.

Right.

Yes, son? You called me?

Uncle, I was saying if you're busy here with the arrangements,

then me and Reet can go take the wedding vows by ourselves.

No, no, no.

I'm coming along too, son.

Everybody gather up!

We're taking one big family photo.

Call the rest, I'm already here

Thank God!

We'll finally go take the vows after we're done with the family photo.

Smile, please.

I'll set them straight.

Satti!

They came here as well?

I'll be damned.

You got me kidnapped to attend a wedding?

I didn't kidnap anyone, he kidnapped you.

I'm doing all this just to get you back.

She was pretending to be nice?

Well...

Wait, you...!

I won't spare you!

If you already knew they'd kidnapped me, why didn't you come rescue me?

I...

Jass, you knew your sister-in-law's lover?

He is his friend.

What friend? He's my enemy.

Hey relatives, did you get your guns just to make reels?

Shoot! Fire the guns!

You want me to whack you?

Standing on the side throwing weak punches!

Throw real punches!

Where are you all?

Things have gotten really messy here.

We're almost there.

Have Verka's milk before you get here.

We have to bash up a lot of people here.

- Okay, Guru. - Let's go, Satti.

Honey's wife ran away!

Let's go.

Goldie's wife ran away too!

What are you staring at? Go, stop your wife!

My father's gone, my mother's gone too...

What will I do with you guys here anyway?

These loud fireworks you people burst at the end...

On public demand, I have come to put an end to the race.

What did you think?

You'd fool Rosy and escape?

God's promise, only one man ever managed to betray Rosy and get away.

That was Mitthu.

And Gullu.

Tittu too.

Brother, Tony too.

Stop it, guys.

We don't have to mention everyone.

Do one thing...

As soon as I give the signal, spread the sheets out.

But we'd come to kill people.

Yes, exactly.

Now, everyone, go inside.

You should be ashamed.

You got such a good family,

and you still you roam around disgracing yourself.

Rosy, my sister...

Who are you calling "sister", huh?

Rosy, my brother, please take them away.

Uncle...

Uncle, should we go for the wedding vow now?

Jass...

I'm warning you.

Rosy, my brother, don't take them along.

What's the big deal, even if they took our sisters-in-law away for a few days?

Forget it, let it go.

That's my boy.

It makes me want to fire bullets over your head.

They have already disgraced themselves.

You get rid of them.

Take them away.

Jass!

Rosy, my brother, please let it go.

What are we going to gain by beating them if their own husbands forgave them?

Their husbands forgave them?

Who are these "husbands" to say anything?

They are their husbands!

What's there to argue about it?

Then tell me who her husband is.

Goldie... speak up.

She's Honey's wife.

Yes... I only met her today.

Brand new wife.

Damn you!

You have no sense!

Why is he acting like this?

They're all crazy. Completely gone in the head.

Come on brother, let's leave.

Honey, why are you acting crazy?

Sonu is your wife.

Enough.

You stay quiet...

She is his wife.

And he is her husband.

Have some shame, Goldie.

On one side you keep trying to woo me,

and on the other side you've kept her too?

I'll deal with you later.

You did exactly what I expected from you.

Daddy, please let me explain everything.

Please...

He can see his dead father today.

He's literally talking to him.

What is this now?

I'll be damned.

Now who's this "sister"?

She's his sister.

Whose sister did you make me now?

Don't get so angry, dear.

I'm trying my best to fix this family.

You should talk some sense into her.

Why would you do that?

I don't know.

You keep following her around.

Are you having an affair with her?

Who will follow around, if not her?

See?

You were busy ruining your brothers' families, and now your own family's ruined too.

Sister-in-law? Brother?

Did I ever say anything to you?

- No. - No.

One minute, listen to me.

Come here.

You too.

Learn to live together, peacefully.

This is great!

We should clap.

This is great!

Jass, your father-in-law has gone crazy.

Why would I live with them?

Look how she talks!

Just do what the elders are saying.

I'm warning you...

The way you are talking,

our relationship will break before it even begins.

Which sister-in-law? Which relationship?

Jass, think carefully before getting married.

This entire family looks mentally unstable to me.

Wow! You brother can see his dead father.

And we're the crazy ones?

Whose father died?

Yours and your brother's?

Uncle, please listen to me.

I'll stop taking your age into consideration.

Stop it or I'll drag you by your hair!

I didn't book this five-lakh-per-day palace just for people to scream at each other!

Then make her stop!

Look at how she is barking!

You don't even know how to speak to your elders.

Good thing you are having an affair.

Who are you having an affair with?

I don't know either.

Instead of giving me a new ring,

you people are about to get my old one removed too.

Start talking or are you waiting for them to start pulling each other's hair?

The wedding's already over.

When will Sonu get here? Tell me.

Who's Sonu now?

His wife.

Hey, can't you see her standing right there?

You can't see her?

This whole mess was created by these two idiots.

You goons!

Tell me will you destroy someone else's family again!

Will you ruin someone else's family again?!

For God's sake, let us leave.

You'll make us go mental as well.

I'm already halfway mental.

Let me make you fully mental too.

Uncle, please listen.

We came here late.

This entire web of lies is too tangled.

Let us know if you need any support from us.

We are here to help you.

She's trying to ruin her brothers' families.

I thought her husband was decent,

but now he's also having affairs with her.

Goldie and Honey's wives were already having affairs with those guys.

My wife can have an affair with whoever she wants in the world.

I don't mind.

This whole family seems prideless to me.

Who exactly are you saying I'm having an affair with?

Why are you disturbing us?

Let me understand.

Uncle, please take it from the top.

Listen carefully now.

She's trying to destroy her brothers' families.

I thought her husband was decent,

but now he's also involved with her.

Goldie and Honey's wives were having affairs with those guys.

My wife can have an affair with whoever she wants.

I don't mind.

All these affairs in your family are making me faint, brother.

Point a figure at my character again and I'll stop being considerate of your age.

Fine!

Now I know...

you wife surely abuses you at home as well.

Why are you dragging me into all this?

Your wife is ill-mannered because of that woman you are chasing.

Say a word against me and I'll stop being considerate of your age.

Jass, what are you standing here staring at?

The exact same thing you're staring at.

You guys got me confused again.

Uncle, tell me the whole story again.

How many more times do I need to tell you?

She's trying to destroy her brothers' families.

I thought her husband was decent, but now he's also involved with her.

Goldie and Honey's wives were having affairs with those guys.

Now it's his turn to speak.

Sonu can have an affair with whoever she wants.

I don't mind.

He just said such a beautiful thing.

Seeing his confidence, even I've become free from shame.

Wait a minute.

Who is Goldie's wife is having an affair with?

With him.

Why would I have an affair with him?

Not you... Goldie's wife.

Then who am I?

His sister.

Sister? Then who is he?

Goldie's son.

Who is he to me?

Your nephew. You are his aunt.

Then who's my husband?

Then who am I?

You are his... item.

Uncle, I'm seriously about to slap you.

Then do it, what are you waiting for?

You scoundrel, you have mixed up all relationship.

I'm Goldie's wife!

Daddy, stop driving the motorcycle.

You don't even have a license.

My father has gone insane again.

Don't you dare ever bring me to such weddings again.

You're talking about "such" weddings?

I swear I'm done attending weddings forever.

Sister, you have gone crazy.

As far as I understand, she is Goldie's wife,

and she is Shahid's wife.

Now who is Shahid?

Honey. Don't you get it?

Honey's wife is dead.

Have you gone blind?

Can't you see her standing there?

That's just our maid.

What? One minute, Uncle.

Let me sit with you too.

These people have driven me insane.

They've made me crazy.

Slow down, the road's quite bad.

Now there are cows on the road.

Idiot, when are you going to speak up?

After everybody's already sitting on that motorcycle?

Oh God, why did you send me back?

Stop them!

Uncle! Uncle! Stop the motorcycle!

Please, stop.

Everything you've seen and heard till now was a lie.

Neither of these two women are my sisters-in-law.

The one you think is our sister is actually my sister-in-law...

Goldie's wife, Daljeet.

Our fate turned bad after Daddy passed away.

And after Daddy died, Honey's wife Sonu also passed away.

What?

Sonu died?

Honey, it's time for you to know the truth.

After Daddy died, Sonu also passed away.

And after Sonu died, Daljeet left the house too.

Reet, your father wanted you to marry

into a home where women are well settled.

But no woman ever settled well in our house.

I lied about everything to make you mine.

I thought I'd tell the truth when the right time came.

But because of Daddy,

I had to rush into the wedding before telling the truth.

Uncle, if possible... please forgive me.

You can't hide your sins behind your father's name.

And besides, your father is no longer in this world.

Who says he isn't.

He is here.

Look over here.

Daddy...

Mr. Amreek Singh,

my children are naive.

I apologise on their behalf.

Uncle, Grandpa says his children are naive

and he's asking forgiveness for them.

The bike's in reverse, move back.

Move back!

He has hit the reverse gear!

Alright then, my useless children, I'm going back.

Don't go, Grandpa. Stay with us.

Son, even after I leave, I'll still be with you all.

Uncle, I can't see you,

but if you can hear me then give Sonu my message.

Either she comes back as a ghost like you,

or else I've got another proposal, she shouldn't mind it later.

Idiots, fix my nephew, otherwise you already know me.

Even if my photo hangs on the wall, I'll still teach a lesson to you all.

Daddy, please wait one minute.

Let's take a selfie.

I'll post it online with "Daddy Returns."

I'll going to hit both of you.

Why hit me, Daddy?

It's Goldie who deserves it.

Alright, alright, I'm getting late now.

Tell the daughters-in-law if they want my blessings, they can take them now.

Okay, Daddy.

Come on, take his blessings. Touch his feet.

Go take his blessings, hurry up.

- Come on, take his blessings. - Not over there.

- Where are you going? - Over here.

- This way. - They are touching the ground.

- Hey! - On your right.

- This way... - This way...

On your left...

On your right...

This way...

Forget it, they're clearly not interested.

- Come back. Come back. - Come back.

Daddy said let it be. He says you are clearly not interested.

Grandpa, when will you come back again?

Son, next time I come, it'll only be to bless some good work.

So that means we shouldn't expect you back anymore, Daddy?

Idiots, does that means you are never going to do anything right?

You ungrateful, useless child!

How can anyone feel any pride?

- The things she does with style... - Yes, she does...

She does it with style, wearing red socks and black sandals...

Wonderful!

Wearing red socks and black sandals, swagger in every stride.

If my eyes goes...

If my eyes goes...

Tell me girl, what do you need?

Why you staring sideways at me?

Stop it before some drama starts,

I keep praising your waist nonstop.

Something's bound to happen tonight,

If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

Something's bound to happen tonight,

If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

You'll go insane watching me dance and swing,

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

You walk around like a royal queen,

Your anklets echo deep in me.

You walk around like a royal queen,

Your anklets echo deep in me.

No wonder this boy fell so hard,

Your beauty feels straight out of Iran.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

More beautiful than beautiful is my glow,

No one matches my style, you know.

Come walk beside me if you dare,

Even peacocks stop and stare.

You just wait and watch my new red hair extension swing,

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

Here, I brought you a special gift,

My heart wrapped in this.

This young Jatt's gone wild with pride,

Youth like this just can't be priced.

I'll get a nose-ring made for you,

Girl, using the lightning on cue.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

Take a picture while I smile,

While I tell you what my heart hides.

Create a reel of my dance with joy,

And make it go viral overnight.

Let Gippy...

Let Gippy own your youth like a king,

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.

I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

I could spend my whole life,

As the locket on your chain so tight.