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Oh!

Oh my god!

You scared the shit out of me.

That’s not funny.

It was kind of funny.

Where did you even get this creepy thing?

I found it in the closet.

I thought it was one of your weird Halloween costumes.

I do cute Halloween and sometimes sexy Halloween,

but never scary Halloween.

Uh huh.

It's just that

you were so busy intently setting up those stupid cat cams.

Well, they’re new.

I wanna make sure they work.

Yeah, but you've gone overboard.

We've left the country before and not had any cameras.

I'm just worried about Nug.

I mean, we haven't left her home alone since we moved in here.

Yeah, but she's not a little blond boy.

She's a cat.

She'll be fine.

Well, do you know where she is?

Because I didn't see her on any of the cat cams, so maybe I need to get more.

No, I think you have enough. One would have been enough.

Five is enough. How many are there exactly?

Oh, look at this.

I found the cat without needing a camera.

One camera was okay in our little apartment, but this is a whole house.

I want to know what she's doing.

I wanna know how she's doing it.

Hey baby...

This isn't about our trip, is it?

It's that you don't trust Jay to cat-sit.

Well, he's an idiot.

He's my brother.

I said what I said.

He can take care of a cat.

She'll be fine.

Yes you will...

Oh, but you're not a cat, are you?

You're a fuzzy princess, you're a fuzzy little princess.

Riley.

Take a deep breath.

You know what? I’m going to go pack you more Xanax.

Probably smart.

Is that seriously, another cat camera?

No...

Okay yes, but this one is different.

It dispenses treats. See?

So I can talk through it and Nug will come out

after I give her a treat. It'll be great.

Take it back.

We don't need it. And Nug certainly doesn't need any more treats

Don’t fat shame our cat, okay?

The vet said that she's healthy, husky.

The vet was flirting with you.

Well, that's because me and Nug are both adorable.

Please, I--

I just--

Nug’s been weird since we moved here,

and I just feel bad about leaving her.

You're lucky I love you.

Yes, yes, I am.

All right, let's give this a try.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

So all I have to do

is push this button and--

Wow!

Look at that. - She likes it.

It works.

Okay, let me show you something else. - Okay.

So with this camera--

Look at this.

I can adjust it.

So even if Nug moves off camera,

we can still see her.

Oh, and I forgot to show you,

I can talk through the camera on the treat dispenser.

Hi, baby.

Oh. Ha!

Sound investment.

Just wait until we're halfway around the world.

You will thank me.

What was that?

It came from the bedroom.

That’s weird.

Did you not close the door all the way?

I thought I did.

Another strange thing happens.

That I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for.

If only we had a camera.

Oh, wait.

Funny.

That's so creepy.

It's an old house.

The floor’s not level, probably.

And the door's, like, 80 years old.

It probably doesn't even close. - It seemed fine to me.

Hey-oh!

That’ll be Jay.

Coming! - Impeccable timing as always.

Happy house warming!

You’re early.

Yeah, well, I'm trying to be punctual.

There’s a first time for everything.

Hey, Riley, nice to see you too.

Shoes off please.

Okay, sure.

Let me show you around.

Okay.

Made a lot of improvements since you last saw the place

when we bought it.

Oh my God!

You know, dining space coming along. - So clean.

What is this? Look at this. What is this?

Playground? - Cat tree.

Cat tree.

Got the blue tile, just like at mom’s house.

It's the exact same one.

I'm gonna leave these here.

Yeah, just leave them on the counter. - Okay.

Cool, get your sweat on. - Yeah.

Got the big TV put in and everything.

Oh, is this like, the frame?

It looks like the pictures? - Kind of like the endless thing.

Cool. Hi.

Hi!

Okay! - There’s Nug.

Sammy this place is incredible.

Riley, you two, congrats!

I mean, this is such-- I'm stoked!

I'm stoked you got it.

If Sam’s good at one thing, it’s finding a deal.

Hey, I'm not afraid of a good bargain.

I know. - Dad taught us that.

Oh, she only drinks filtered water.

She's serious.

I read our city's water report.

It's not good.

Yeah. Cool. Let me just write this stuff down.

Don't worry.

I have it all printed out for you. - Oh, cool.

And there's a picture of Nug at the top in case you forget what she looks like.

Or you can just look at, like, any of the pictures around the house.

Hey, I am not going to apologize for my art choices, all right?

If you've got it, flaunt it.

And Nug has got it.

No, I love them! These cat pieces are cool.

You bullshitting me?

No. I'm serious. They’re really cool.

I mean, like, contemporary and stuff.

Oh, well, speaking of shit...

let me show you the cat box.

Riley, I'm pretty sure he knows how to scoop poop.

Well, it could be a different type than he's used to.

No, I'd love to. I'd love to.

You mocking me again?

No. I'm not. I’m serious.

I'm just gonna make sure

that Nug has extra food.

I mean, how have I pissed her off already?

I don't understand.

She's been acting more high strung than usual.

Both her and Nug are having a hard time adjusting to the new house.

How? This is like a massive upgrade from the last place.

Yeah, but Nug keeps getting spooked, and Riley says that she hears weird noises.

What, like this place is haunted?

That is not a real thing.

And don't let her hear you say that, because she is already acting

neurotic enough.

I wasn't trying to make her feel bad earlier.

I promise.

I really want to prove to her and to you that I can do this.

Okay?

And I know how pissed you two are about me

breaking the window in your last place, so it's like--

It’s fine.

Honestly,

Okay.

Whoa.

Now, she definitely won't run out.

Oh, but only give her one scoop

because we've got her on a diet.

Nug, your cat-- She’s on a diet?

Don't don't stress about it.

It's just for ten days. So if you don't get the scoop right

it’s not a big deal. - Yeah, not stressed at all.

I've got this covered, you know, I've got my my list.

I've got my hang buddy.

You know, me and Nug, I’m gonna come over and we’re gonna party.

Ain’t that right, Nug?

No parties. Please.

No, I didn't mean I was gonna--

Right.

No, I will come every day. I will check on Nug.

I will follow this list to the tee, and then I will leave.

And if anything goes wrong, you can call or text us anytime. Yes.

Yes, I splurged on the international data plan.

Cool...

Okay, I'm going to walk Jay out.

Hey, have such a fun trip.

It's like I said, she's been a little extra lately.

Yeah,

I’m an idiot.

No, don't worry about it.

Can you go enjoy your trip, please?

Little brother is going to take care of everything.

I know.

Ah!

Yes, very important.

I can tell that you're trying to make some changes and improvements.

And I want you to know that

I notice.

Riley doesn't.

Well, Riley will come around.

I was going to wait until

after our trip to tell you this, but,

What the heck?

When we get back, we are going to start trying to have a baby.

Fuck you.

Oh, I I don't know why, but I feel like I knew it.

Yeah? - I'm so happy for you, Sammy!

Thank you.

Am I allowed to scream?

That is incred--

Holy shit.

What?

I’m gonna be an Uncle.

Yeah, that's how that works.

I'm gonna be the greatest uncle.

I'm gonna be the greatest uncle.

I'm going to be the guncle. Call me Guncle.

No. - Yeah.

No.

100 percent. - I don’t think that word means

what you think it means.

I think I just made it up.

It’s like great-- greatest.

And uncle. Guncle. Why can’t I just say that?

Try gay uncle?

Unless there's something you want to tell us

which, you know, we're very supportive here.

Oh, shit.

It did sound familiar. Okay.

No. Not that.

Nothing to tell you.

Awesome.

Best.

Best uncle.

Okay. - The buncle.

Buncle?

Mr. Buncle. Uncle Buncle!

Oh, yes! - Okay.

All right.

We’ll work on it? - Yeah.

Okay. Well, I love you.

Love you too. - Text me all the cool pics from

your cool trip.

I will. - See you later.

Thank you for watching Nug. Seriously.

You got it. Uncle Buncle in the house, baby.

Bye Uncle Buncle.

Bye.

Long talk.

Yeah, I told him about the baby thing.

We’re telling people about that?

He's really trying, Riley.

Jay it's just so loud and--

He totaled your car!

And he broke our glass window. - Yeah, he broke his face.

That's what happens when you walk into a glass window.

Okay, but he's not, like, high all the time now.

We are going to be a family soon,

so can you please just go easy on him?

Thank you.

Babe, you good? - Yeah, I’m almost ready.

Okay, your purse is out here.

Thank you.

Oh, man.

I am ready for champagne.

What on earth is that?

It's huge.

It's my suitcase.

I thought we said we were doing carry ons.

Yeah, but I can't even fit all my jackets and shoes in a carry on.

And I've got that cute dress that you like in there.

You are ridiculous.

Are you ready for me to call a car?

Yes. Let me just go pee really quick, okay?

Okay, go.

Are you--

What the hell, Riley?

You put a camera in the bathroom?

What? Nug Likes to sleep in the sink sometimes.

That is creepy and gross.

Okay, fine. Fine.

I can't believe you.

I wasn't trying to be creepy, I promise.

But you didn't even tell me it was in there.

You saw it, didn’t you?

I wasn't trying to hide it.

Sorry.

Okay,

Okay, baby.

I love you the most-est.

I love you, I love you.

Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much, baby.

Okay. Don't let uncle Jay

do anything bad, okay?

I love you.

I love you.

Love you.

Oh, wait, baby. Oh.

All right.

Are you ready to go, creeper?

Please, please, please don't do that the whole trip.

Morning, Nug.

I miss you so much.

Hey, Come say hi to our daughter.

She looks confused.

I don't I don't think she knows it's us.

Of course she knows it's us.

Right, Nuggie?

Your mommies miss you very much.

We just got to France and we're very tired.

Yes we are, because someone spent all our extra money

on cat cameras instead of upgrading to economy plus.

I have no regrets.

I’m going to give her a treat.

That's a good girl.

It's dinner time here, Nug, so I'll check on you later.

I love you. - I love you, Nuggie.

My God, I can't believe I'm encouraging this.

Nuggie, Nuggie, Nug. Boom!

Right on time for no man.

That girl.

Lady.

Hey-oh! Nuggie Nugsters!

Uncle Buncle is in the house.

Shoes off.

Bag down.

Nug! Where are you?

Tree.

No. Tree. No cat in the tree.

No kitty cat at the food.

Uh oh!

What is up, sister?

Hi. Hey, hey.

That's right.

Your mom's trusted me to take care of you,

so we are going to be the best of friends, okay?

We're going to party.

I'm gonna be responsible, okay?

Can I get a kiss?

Oh, no. Pound.

Love you too.

Okay, time for the list.

Time to get it all done.

Okay, where did I put the list?

Fuck.

Okay.

Cats need to eat.

That's right. You get to eat.

All right.

Very good. Here you are.

Dinner!

What is this, chicken or turkey?

Not bad, Nug.

You’re living large, huh?

I've had fast food that's worse than this stuff.

All right, give me a big ol--

A big ol’ bowl.

Big bowl.

Because there ain't no diets with Uncle Buncle.

Ain't no diets in this home.

All right,

come on, dude,

isn’t that like the sound of joy?

Just gonna sit there?

Huh...

Gross.

It’s like a little baby log, man.

Fucking light a candle next time, man.

All right.

Water.

Weird.

All right.

You are all set, Nuggerino.

But your mom's got to hear about this.

No, no.

Hello?

Hey. Oh, shit. Shit.

Sorry. Is it late there?

Like the middle of the night.

What's up?

Oh, man. Sorry.

Oh. Hey, Riley.

Is Nug okay? - Yeah, Nug is awesome.

Nug’s great. Right bud?

We’re just broing out, hanging. It’s a great time.

I just want to tell you, your sink is leaking.

It's got a leak.

Okay, Jay you could have just texted us that.

Can you turn it off?

Oh, yeah.

Obviously, I turned it off, Sammy. I’m just trying to be thorough.

Can I see Nug?

Okay, you got it, Riley.

But don't say I never got you nothing.

All right, who's that?

Is that mom? - Hi baby.

Hi Nuggie!

See look at it. - Hi, it’s mommies.

It's your mommy's and it's your buncle.

Okay.

All right, Jay we’re going to go back to bed, okay?

Okay.

Bonjour.

Fuck, it’s the only word I know.

Call anytime, just not when we’re sleeping. Goodnight.

Goodnight. - Call anytime.

No, goodnight.

Okay. Gotcha.

Bye, Jay. - Bye.

Well, that went well.

Alright, you like my finger?

Okay.

Okay.

Sleep well.

Have very fun kitty dreams.

Mwah!

Hello.

My best friend.

Uncle Jay's in the casa.

Best uncle.

Where are you?

Let me see...

What?

Weird.

Nuggie, your mamas are into some freaky shit.

What the hell?

Blegh, let's get that out of here.

Where are-- Oh, I see you.

I think I see you. Hi.

You just in your favorite spot, huh?

All the protection of a big fluffy bed?

What do you want? You want some food?

Yeah? Okay.

We’re gonna feed ya.

Get you nice and fit.

All right, Nug-a-roonie.

La creme de la creme, my friend.

I learned some French for your moms.

That's cream of the cream.

I don't really know what it means, but they love it.

Okay...

What is going on here?

What the hell?

Freaking thing...

All right, you're all full up.

Fresh food, fresh wa-wa.

This freakin sink...

Whoa.

You okay?

Hi. - Hi!

Sorry, is it late there again?

No, it's not that bad.

We're just having dinner. Little bit of wine.

Getting little loosey? You guys look like you're having fun.

Having fun, having fun. What’s up? - Riley.

Riley, always having the most-- Well, all is good here.

What? - Nothing, just--

You’re looking like you’re having a good time.

I just-- This faucet, it keeps leaking.

I don't know, I’m not really sure.

It does that sometimes, Jay.

Riley was supposed to take a look at it before we left.

It just wasn't high on my priority list

with the trip and everything...

Are you sure you didn’t just leave it on?

Yeah, no, I’ve been turning it off of course.

I just, like, I was using it the other day and

it just keeps doing that, you know?

Are you giving Nug tap water?

What?

No, no - Are you?

I saw on the list, it's ‘give Nug water’

and that's what I've been doing.

Okay, I will call a plumber and text you when you can let them in?

Yeah. For sure. Sure thing.

How’s everything else?

Man, thanks for asking.

Yeah, it's going pretty well.

I, actually-- I've been applying for jobs, and just had a really

really great interview the other day, and, also been working out a little.

So I'm trying to get some abs going.

I meant with Nug...

Oh, yeah.

Right. Of course.

Yeah, I think, I mean, we're, like, the best of pals, you know.

I’m Uncle Buncle. So, like, that's great.

And all is good, but, she's been a bit weird.

She's staying under the bed here a lot.

She’s probably just getting used to you, Jay.

Yeah, did you try giving her a treat?

She's very food motivated.

Yeah I’ve given her the treats. I’ve been giving her the little cat crack.

I've been feeding her.

Okay. - Yeah.

All right, well,

speaking of food, we're probably going to get back to dinner.

Okay. Do you want to see if you can talk to her?

Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, okay.

There she is. - Oh baby!

Oh, hey, don't hide behind the pole.

Yeah. Oh. - Honey...

I knew it.

We miss you baby!

There, she's peeking out. See, she keeps doing this.

She'll come-- she'll peek out like that.

But then she just goes--

She comes right back under. So weird.

See? I'm sorry.

Sorry. That was a lot.

I didn't mean to get scare her that way.

Okay.

But all is good.

We're gonna get back to our romantic dinner.

Okay.

Escargo for it.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Bye Jay. - Bye.

Oh, why?

Why you got to make me look bad, huh?

You're a freak.

You're a little sexy freak, you know that?

That's just kidding.

I love you, I love you, you're gorgeous.

You're my best friend.

Best friend in the world.

What the fuck?

Nug, dude,

I thought we were friends, man.

Why are you doing this to me? Come on.

This is like the thing.

Okay.

Okay.

So much for coasters.

Now, this is a bad idea.

Just gonna leave it there.

Nuggie...

Oh, I heard you're having a hard time.

Hey, baby girl, there’s my Nuggie.

There she is.

Have you been turning the faucet on?

Of course she hasn't. Why would she do that?

I don’t know, but it would be one explanation.

I can just move the camera to the kitchen so we can see what's going on.

Love you, Nuggie.

Love you, baby.

Nug!

What's up, little bug?

What is up,

my dude?

Dudette!

Where are you?

I'm back here again.

Hi.

Hi, lover.

Don’t hiss. What’s going on?

Never hiss like that.

Okay.

All right.

One sec!

Oh, hey.

Yeah. Thanks for coming.

Just, please-- Oh, look at that.

Got the booties. - Sure did. Professional.

Thanks for paying.

Oh, it's not actually my house, so I won't be--

I won’t be paying but my sister--

Okay well, I'm here to help whoever's sink it is that's leaking.

Cool, right on.

Yeah.

Blake

I’m Jay.

Jay who doesn't live here?

Yeah. - Yeah, you wanna maybe--

Yeah. Yeah. Please.

Let's go.

Alright so--

I can't figure it out.

I left it on for you, so you could

just, like, see what's going on, but--

Yeah, let me know.

It looks like the knob was just turned on. - Right, no, I know that.

I know--

I didn't turn that on, though.

Okay,

let's take a look.

Well, doesn't appear to be leaking now, though.

The hardware looks fine and the pipes are not leaking, so...

Look, I don’t know what to tell you.

That's what I do every time.

I don't leave it on.

Okay, well, it's an old house, and

sometimes the foundations are a little uneven and so maybe it's

slowly tilting and turning itself on or something.

I don't really have a good answer for you, because

Alright, alright. - There's nothing wrong.

So. Yeah.

So there's nothing you can do?

I mean, I could try to replace the whole thing,

but I'm not convinced that that's your problem.

Right.

Okay.

Weird.

Well,

I mean, what what would you do?

You know, I respect you.

I respect your opinion.

Honestly, I would find out who in the house is pranking me.

Right, like I said, just me and Nug, so.

Well, maybe there's a ghost who doesn't care

that we're in drought.

That's for you.

Good luck with your ghost.

Hey, hey. - Hi.

How’d it go witht he plumber?

Yeah, so she thinks you have a ghost.

No, I'm not--

I don't think she's wrong. I’m not kidding,

Jay, that is not a real thing. - What's he saying?

Nothing.

The plumber couldn't figure out what was wrong.

Oh. That's weird.

We can look into it when we get back.

It's fine.

You know what? Can you go grab me one of those sparkling waters

from the lobby, please?

Bye. - Bye, Riley.

I told you not to say that stuff around Riley.

She's already paranoid as it is. I don’t want her thinking

The house is haunted. - Okay, well, I don't know--

I don't know what you want me to tell you.

Okay? There's not another explanation for this.

Yeah, there is that the sink doesn't work.

Okay, fine. Sure, the sink doesn't work.

But how is this happening every time?

I'm not leaving it on.

Okay, sure, that might be a possibility,

but like the plumber said so.

She said so, and I believe women.

Yeah, it's fine.

You know what?

You know, my ex, Delia, actually used to have a pretty,

pretty good knack for the supernatural stuff.

Yeah so that was the one who sold your laptop for her cult initiation fee?

No, that was Delilah.

Jesus.

Delia is the one who writes the horoscope podcast.

Jay, I just need you to leave this one alone, okay?

And focus on watching Nug.

Thank you again, and we'll talk soon, okay?

Let it go.

I'm doing a good job.

All right.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey, bud.

Hey. You doing okay?

I know,

Is there a ghost trying to scare you?

It's just me.

Not to worry.

Look, you and me are in this together, okay?

There's no ghost that's going to scare you or scare me.

All right? I’m going to take care of you.

That's why I'm here.

Uncle Buncle.

That's right.

Don't you worry.

You watch.

I'll take care of it.

What do you want, ghost?

What do you want?

Get out of my sister's house!

Yeah,

yeah, that's what I thought.

Don't hear any drip drop now,

do you, motherfucker?

Uncle Jay got you taking care of.

Mwah!

Nuggie Nug...

Uncle Buncle's in the house.

I’m gonna take care of you, all right?

I've been reading all night.

We want to get rid of this--

this little spirit in here.

Okay.

Spiritus Sancti,

Spiritus left.

Spiritus right.

Spiritus forward

Spiritus left.

Spiritus right.

I'm gonna take care of your tree, Nuggie.

All right.

Hey.

Hey Nuggie.

Hey my best friend.

I think we're-- I think we’re safe now.

Hey, Pal.

Hey. Oh. Hey, baby.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Uncle Buncle’s going to take care of everything, all right?

Yeah.

No, I'm here.

Okay.

All right. I know you're scared. It's okay.

I'm taking care of everything. Don't worry.

I'm here. Okay?

I'm going to get you a little more food and a little more water.

Look who’s calling. I'm gonna get her on for you soon, okay?

Hey-o. - Hi.

What's up?

What's wrong?

It's been a long day.

Riley heard our conversation last night.

How?

She was watch--

It doesn't matter.

Just that she is very mad at me for not telling her

that you thought there was a ghost.

Oh, no. I'm sure there's a ghost.

Jay...

No, seriously, I was reading up on it all last night and--

Well, especially with Nug, like,

cats can see things on different planes, like whole different planes than we can.

So to us, she's probably been seeing this stuff since like, you moved in.

This is too much.

No, it's the truth.

I'm telling you, I think we we got to take care of it.

I'm going to take care of it.

Just leave it, okay?

No, see, I know you want to do that, but, like online,

they were saying if you leave it for too long, that the

the haunting can just get worse and worse, and especially if you've made it mad.

And for some reason, I think it's a little something.

Jay, please stop.

Please. Okay?

Riley is very upset.

She's so not happy.

She wants to cancel the trip and come home early.

No, don’t!

Hey, Sammy, don't do that, okay?

Just enjoy your trip.

Really. It's--I've done the research.

I've got this. Okay? I'm going to take care of it.

Fine, just be careful.

Yeah, I've done the research, I know.

I’m gonna take really good care of Nug.

We're all good.

Okay. - Nuggie says hello.

Okay. - Okay.

Bye. - Bye.

Hey. - Hey.

Can I come in?

Oh, yeah. For sure. Please, please.

Oh. Your shoes.

I'm sorry. Please take off your shoes.

Oh, sorry.

Whoa, I'm def feeling some bad vibes.

You are?

Oh, yeah.

My 12th house is in cancer, so I can just feel all that energy.

That’s spooky.

Okay, I don't know what that means, but this is exactly what I called you.

Is that the only reason?

Yeah.

Oh, I thought

maybe you missed me.

Oh, no.

Yeah, I--

I did, but just like...

last time we talked, you said, don't

communicate with me, until you have a job, you lazy bum, so...

I don't think bum was the word I used.

I'm assuming you don't have a job, then?

Well, no. Yeah. I'm cat-sitting.

Nug! You’ll meet her. - That’s disappointing.

Oh. No.

Well, hey, I've actually been interviewing a bunch this week.

I had one the other day.

Went, like, super well.

And, you know,

I think I'm going to get it.

This place is cute.

It's cool that your sister could afford a house in this market.

Yeah,

even a haunted one.

Well, we don't know that it's haunted.

It could just have bad energy.

But, yeah, even haunted houses are expensive.

It's annoying.

Well, it did get in in an auction.

Is that a thing?

I guess. I mean it was like foreclosed on or something.

So they had a bunch of shit they had to take out of here and

yeah now it's theirs.

Looks great now.

So do you.

Sorry.

All right. I, I shouldn't have said that.

No, I'm glad you did.

Expecting someone?

No, I don't know who that is. One sec.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

I'm Anne. I live right across the street.

I just wanted to come over and say hi,

Introduce myself.

Hi, I'm Jay. I don't live here.

You don't?

No, I'm just cat-sitting. This is my sister's place.

Oh, okay. Well, that kind of explains it.

The lights were on all night last night.

I guess you just forgot to turn them off.

Oh, I didn't leave the lights on, so...

They were flickering a lot.

Okay, well, it's an old house

so I'm sure you get it.

Well, you know, it could be a wiring issue.

You should tell your sister. You know, it could start a fire.

It could cost a lot of money, you know?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Anne? - Anne.

Yeah, thanks. I will tell her that.

Anything else?

Well, you know, the the other people here, they didn't really

take care of the place.

Wait, you knew the previous owners?

Yeah, they're a nice couple.

They were just in over their heads,

You know, that was obviously before they disappeared.

Wait. They disappeared?

Apparently they just up and left.

Wait. Sorry.

How is that possible?

Because my sister didn't tell me this.

Aren’t you-- don't you have to disclose if someone vanishes

before buying a house?

No, that’s when somebody dies.

Nobody found any bodies.

What do you mean, found bodies?

Look just--

They ran out of money.

They took off and went back to, I don't know, Ohio or something.

Listen, you have a nice rest of your day.

Tell your sister about the wiring.

Okay?

Okay.

Thanks, Anne.

That was weird.

So weird.

Okay.

I'm now more convinced than ever that this place is haunted.

Then why did you just tell her it was an old house?

I don't know, I didn’t know her.

You know, I didn't want her thinking I'm, like, crazy or something

Don’t be silly, that's just a religious superstition.

Wait, is this your joint holder?

Yeah...

It was all I could find, so just--

Let's leave that.

It doesn't matter.

What we need to do is a sage burning.

Yes. Let's do it.

I'm in.

Do you have it?

No. I assumed your sister would have some?

You assumed? Delia...

I don't remember you being so homophobic. Just because she's gay, you assume she--

She’s into gardening!

Oh...

Yeah, that tracks.

Okay.

Well, where would a gay gardener keep sage?

They might have some in the kitchen?

Duh! In the kitchen.

Very good.

We have, basil.

No. Oregano...

Thyme...

Spearmint.

I suppose it's the intent

more than the herb.

Okay, if I was a spirit, I’d get the fuck out so...

You said you felt, 12th house stuff-- - Right around here.

Right around here.

I don't know any chants, do you know any?

No, we don't need any chants, this is serious.

Delia, I'm being serious. Just--

All right,

so I'm just going to go for it?

Oh. All right.

Is it working?

[Chanting]

This is serious.

Okay.

Here, give me.

That's a lot of smoke.

That did not work. - No.

It smells horrible in here.

Like burnt pizza...

What do we do now?

This should help.

What is that?

Crystal, duh. - No.

Yeah, I know, I know,

What's it supposed to do?

Oh, it helps to ward off against bad energy.

I always keep it with me.

Cool.

Think it’ll work?

At the very least, it should help mellow out the cat.

Poor thing probably feels all the same bad vibes in here that I do.

Yeah, she's my best friend.

Okay.

I don't know

what do you want to do now?

Maybe open some wine, order a pizza or something?

I blame the aroma, if that's what you can call it.

Yeah, well, I was craving it so...

Okay. Cool.

Gotta remember the coasters.

You are trying, aren't you?

Yeah.

Well, it's been a

rough couple of years between Sammy and I,

and I just really want to

prove to her

and myself that I can do this, so, you know,

By watching her cat and getting rid of her house spirit?

Yeah. It’s a start.

See you joke, but I'm serious.

I'm going to be an uncle.

Cat uncle?

No, no, like a real live uncle.

They're trying.

When they get back from their trip.

I like this new Jay.

It's kind of hot.

Sorry.

As much as I want to do this and,

I really do,

I want to respect Sammy's place.

So, maybe for now, we don't?

Fine.

Fine. But you're paying for extra cheese on my pizza.

But you're paying for extra cheese on my pizza.

Yeah, you got it.

Coming right up.

One sec.

The house?

No I just--

I gotta pee.

How romantic.

Okay, well let's be quick.

Be right back.

Just don’t move.

Are you serious?

That perv!

Whoa. Wait. Why?

I don't believe I thought you changed.

Well, I didn't I was just in the bathroom.

What are you talking about?

You’re a perv.

Wait, Delia, I don't-- I seriously, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Please, can you just calm down? - The camera?

I should have known.

You go on and on about wanting to turn over the new leaf

and do the right thing just so that you could sleep with me

and you could record it.

No, no, no. - I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

I should call the cops on you.

I can you just listen to me?

Don't do that.

Delia, please.

Look, no--

This was so nice. Please.

I had no idea! - Lose my number!

I don't know-- I didn't know anything about that!

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck?

What?

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

Oh my fucking God.

Oh my God, she's right.

I'm not the perv.

I'm not the perv, Sammy. Riley.

That's how you knew who I was talking about, isn't it?

You guys are the creepers.

You've been watching me, huh?

Oh, yeah?

Okay.

You think that's cool?

See how you like this.

No coasters.

No coasters.

Fuck them!

Get them out of here!

I’m raw-dogging it! Raw-dogging it on your table.

What do you think about that, huh?

Oh, look at this carpet.

No shoes inside.

No shoes inside, we say.

Well, since we're all breaking the rules of society,

why do we break the rules of the house?

How about we just break the rules of the house?

Yeah.

I don't even know where these shoes have been.

No idea. Now your carpet is gonna know.

You know what?

I know,

I know.

Sammy, you

you used to hate when I would drink

milk out of the carton.

Well, let's just see about that.

Let's just see how you like that.

We're all doing things people don't like.

Like getting spied on, ruining the love of my life.

How about this?

How about this?

I think it's bad.

Oh, no it’s just oat milk.

No, it's still bad.

You know what?

Screw it.

Fuck it.

You know what, Sammy?

You know, the most heartbreaking part is?

It's not that you didn't even

trust me with your house.

You didn’t trust me with Nug.

I'm going to be a great uncle.

I'm going to be the best uncle.

Watch this.

Nuggie, come out!

Come out, baby!

Nug? Come here sweetie.

Mama wants to see you.

Nug! - Nuggie?

C’mon baby.

Come out!

Nug, c’mon. Please?

Where are you, babe?

Come out for mama.

Nuggie.

We're worried about you, sweetie.

Come on, girl. - Come on baby, come out.

Hey, are you at the house? - Hey.

Yeah, I'm there now.

Which, you know, because of the cameras.

One sec. Just getting in.

All right.

Nuggie? Nug.

Hello? Nuggie?

Yeah...

No sign of her.

Here, you know what?

Let me just switch you to video,

just to show you.

All right?

Nug hasn’t been on any of the cameras all night.

I'm really worried.

Okay? Yeah, I know, all right, I ready.

Did you check the bathroom?

Sammy made me take the cameras out of there

and I know she likes to be in there.

Okay. All right. I'm going. Hold on.

Okay.

No, nothing.

Say hello to yourself.

I know that

you left the back door open for a while.

Is it possible that she got out?

I mean, I can check.

Nug! Nug!

Beautiful? Best friend?

Uncle Buncle's here now.

Nuggie?

I have, like, treats out and stuff, so I don’t...

Yeah, I don't see her.

Okay.

What exactly happened

when the cameras were covered last night?

Did she get hurt?

A lot of weird stuff was happening with the camera.

All right, look, Riley, please just don't start accusing me of stuff.

You guys are the creepers who had the cameras on.

All right?

I didn't think that you would take it well

and clearly I was right.

Yeah, you should have told me.

Can we please not do this right now?

I'm just worried about Nug, okay?

Can we focus on that?

Yeah, sure.

All right.

I feel like something's happened to her.

I don't think anything happened to her because it's not that strange.

She's been hiding the entire week.

This is not that abnormal.

No, this is different.

It feels like something is off.

Okay, look, I hear you.

I don't I don't think something's off, all right?

This is just, like, standard run of show for her.

Jay...

I know that you and I have never really gotten along.

Yeah, well, that's because you're not nice to me, Riley.

And I am very sorry about that.

But what is important right now is Nug.

I'm worried that something happened to her.

Because I messed up, right?

That's what you're saying. Just say it.

Jay, I don't want to do this, okay? This is not--

No! Say it, Riley. Say I messed up.

Okay, fine.

Because you messed up.

Yeah.

Jay.

Jay.

Yeah. I got to go.

I'll talk to you later.

Nug. Nug!

Nug, buddy please.

Come back for Uncle Buncle.

Please bud? I love you.

Come back, please, I--

I really need you, man.

Please, girl.

Whatever you are,

if you did something to Nug, I swear.

I swear,

whatever it is, this is your fault.

Not mine.

It's not mine.

Please bring her back.

Nug? Nug, baby.

Nuggie.

Nuggie come out.

Where are you, babe?

We just want to know that you're okay, honey.

Come on. Come on, good girl.

I can't see that spot in the closet.

I can't see it.

Well, that's probably where she is.

She's really smart.

Hi. - Hey, I'm here.

I’m unlocking.

I’ll be in in a sec.

You doing all right?

I mean, I've been better, Jay.

Right?

Alright, you said it was in the kitchen, right?

Yeah. Kitchen. Corner.

Yeah, there it is.

All right, the-- Reset, the modem, right?

All right.

Yeah, a little button. - Got it.

Alright, one sec.

Jesus, Sammy,

you guys weren’t fucking around huh?

That’s Riley for you.

Alright.

Got it set. Let me switch over to video.

Alright.

Hello. - Hi.

Okay,

does that look right?

Yeah, I think that's good.

All right.

Cool. Shit.

Let me get these treats off the ground.

There’s still treats there?

That's not good.

No, it’s from when it tipped over.

But usually she comes running when there's treats, Jay.

That's not good.

Did you check, like, everywhere?

I mean, in the corners of the closets, like underneath things?

Just let me throw these out, one sec.

Yeah, I was pretty thorough.

Let me look one more time.

Okay, nope.

There’s like no sign of her anywhere?

Still nothing.

Okay, look, I am going to hang up and call a couple of the local shelters,

see if anybody's turned her in, and then I will call you back after.

Okay?

Yeah.

Okay. Great. I'm going to go.

All right. Bye. - Bye.

Thank you for setting up the camera. I appreciate it.

Okay.

Nug!

Come on, girl.

Nuggie!

Come on, it's Uncle Buncle. Nuggie Nug c’mon!

Nug. We love you.

Making Uncle Buncle look bad.

I'm sorry.

I love you, you’re beautiful.

Hey, any luck on your end?

Nope, none.

I did call two shelters.

I left a message for a third.

I can do a post in this community alert group

and see if anybody's seen her around the neighborhood.

Alright, yeah.

I mean, I can keep checking and I can look out back, but like,

I just hope she's hiding. You know, Nug’s sneaky.

Maybe she found a new spot.

She's been doing it all week.

And Sammy, I really-- I don't think I let her out.

I don't know what else to tell you.

I know, Jay

but you have to

understand, Riley is very, very upset, and I can't be the middle man

for the two of you right now.

Yeah, sorry.

Look, just hear me out.

I did find the previous owners of your house.

Devin and Kayla Johnson.

You know, the one your neighbor was talking about?

Jay, I asked you not to bother them.

I just--I said, hear me out.

I haven't bothered them, okay?

I was searching and I found them.

I mean, it is a little odd they just disappeared, right?

They didn't disappear.

They just didn't make some big announcement

to the neighbors they were leaving.

Well, I feel like we should reach out

and ask them if they were also experiencing strange things in the house.

Jay, I need you to stop with the house stuff, okay?

And focus on finding Nug.

Sammy, I think they're related.

Riley got us a flight back.

We are leaving tomorrow.

Are you fucking-- - We’ll be back late.

I can take care of this.

You have one job-- focus on finding Nug. That’s it.

Alright, I’m just gonna do both. You’re not listening.

Fine. Whatever.

I will see you tomorrow. Okay?

Can't wait.

The fuck?

When did that happen?

That can't be good.

Hello?

Hi. Is this, Devin Johnson?

Who's asking?

My sister--

I think she bought your your old house on on Oak Avenue.

I just-- I had a couple questions about it.

Hello?

Devin is my son.

Was my son.

We haven't heard from him or his wife in two years.

I’m sorry.

They disappeared?

I don't know,

Right. Okay.

Something strange went on in that house.

They were having some sort of issues with their plumbing.

I don't know, just weird stuff

they kept explaining away.

The plumbing.

But you're saying something strange.

Like what?

I don't know, I told them to get out

many times, but it was their first home, and they loved it.

And they loved that house.

So they stayed till they didn't

Did they call the police?

Of course I did.

Okay?

The police said there was no sign of a struggle,

so they must have just left without any of their belongings.

It makes no sense. None at all.

Okay.

And you haven't--

You haven't heard from them?

No.

I wish I just gone out there and dragged them out of the house myself.

Instead, I--

I think something else did.

What do you mean, something else?

Hello? Mr--

If I were your sister, I’d get out of that house now.

Wait.

Sir, could you please could you tell me a little more? Sir?

Nug!

Nug?

Fuck this,

fuck this.

Nug, we're getting out of here.

Come on, buddy, come on.

Nug!

Bud! Hey girl...

Okay, okay.

Uncle's coming. I'm sorry.

Uncle Buncle’s here. Hey.

What?

Jay! Jay!

Answer me! Jay!

Jay, what's going on?

Come on. Why aren't you picking up?

Do you think it's like a glitch?

I mean, he hasn’t moved. - No, the timecode is moving

and you can see his phone light up when you call.

Jay, move! Answer!

Jay, it's not funny.

Oh my God.

He knows how important this was to us so he wouldn't mess around.

It doesn't matter if you're a drug addict. You're a drug addict.

It doesn't matter. - Okay, but something is wrong.

Nobody's there. - I know something’s wrong.

I can tell something's wrong. Jay.

Well, I think your cameras are broken.

The cameras are not broken.

He probably didn't, like, connect it right or something.

And the Wi-Fi is really bad here.

Okay, so, like, I--

Jay. Jay, please answer.

Jay. Jay, please answer. You're really freaking me out.

You're really freaking me out.

Jay this is not funny.

It's not funny. Move.

Jay, can you just talk to me, please?

I know you're mad, but I promise everything is going to be okay.

Please, Jay.

I'm not mad at you. And we are not mad at you, okay?

We're really worried and we care about you.

Please.

Come on, baby brother.

Just answer. - You're not in trouble. Please,

Jay. Come on, just move.

Something’s wrong.

Something’s fucking wrong.

Please. - I don’t like this.

Why isn’t he moving?

Jay, I fucking swear to God.

I fucking swear to God.

We will come home right now, and I will fucking rip your head off

if you don't fucking move or just fucking acknowledge us.

This is so mean

if this is a fucking joke. - Jay it’s not funny.

It's not funny.

Please just stop.

Just move.

Jay.

Nug? Jay?

Come on.

Please, please, please.

I don't get it. I don't get it.

Jay, please.

Oh no...

Nug? - Jay? Jay...

Jay, look at me! Jay what the fuck is going on?

Jay! What the fuck is going on?

Jay? No.

Oh my God! Jay, what the fuck are you doing?

Jay stop it!

Jay, stop!

Stop! Jay!

Jay, no!

Sammy...

Oh my God...

Riley,

baby I need you to wake up. Riley, c’mon I need you.

Riley. Jay.

Jay. Oh, my God.

Jay I’m sorry.

I don’t know what to do, I’m sorry.

I’m having an emergency.

I need you to send somebody to my house, like right now, please.

Oh my God, Riley. Riley, baby.

Riley?

Honey?

Riley?