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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter.com.

All right, young lady, just have a seat right there in that chair.

Now, do you know why I brought you here today?

No.

No? Can you think of anything at all?

No.

Okay, um, is there anything you want to declare before we get started?

Like what?

You know, confessing or anything like that.

Confessing about what?

Okay, I'm just going to put it that way. That's fine.

So why don't you just have a seat here,

and I'm going to get my paperwork and we'll get this process started, okay?

What process?

The usual thing.

What usual thing?

All right.

Do you mind telling me why I'm here?

Why you're here?

It's very simple. We suspect you have shoplifting.

Shoplifting?

Is there something funny, young lady?

Yeah, I did nothing wrong!

Well then, if you did nothing wrong,

you'll be more than happy to cooperate with us then, correct?

Okay.

Okay. Can you hand me over your purse?

Yeah, sure.

Do you have any forms of ID in here?

Uh-uh.

Yeah?

Here's your ID.

That's very simple.

What else do we have here?

So many of our items.

Well, safe sex is good sex.

You find that funny?

You're not going to find anything in there.

Well, there isn't really anything left.

Because you're kind of a sexual girl, huh?

Why do you think that? Just because I have a condom in my purse?

Yeah, absolutely.

All right.

No, not really.

Okay, can I go now? There's nothing in my purse. You just looked through it.

Well, I have to search other ways.

So, um, first to start a process, I have your ID.

I need to make copies of that. I'll do that a little later.

I need to process you for making a mugshot.

A mugshot? For what? I didn't do anything!

This is just for our records. If you didn't do anything, then it'll be fine.

Fine.

Yeah, just stand up just like that.

Let's go. Let's take a picture here.

Okay. Like that.

Can you look to the right, please? Yes.

Oh, you seem a little familiar with this.

There we go. Okay, awesome.

Why don't you have a seat?

So, we're going to process your ID.

Look for any priors that you have.

Then we're going to have to probably do a search.

I'm going to see if there's a female officer around.

A search? Like, a body search?

Yeah. Yeah.

So, don't go ahead and try to hide anything on your persons,

because I do have cameras in this room, and I will be watching you.

So, just sit tight. Don't move.

And after I'm done processing your ID, I'll be seeing you in a little bit.

So, where's the female officer?

Yeah, we don't have one on deck, so we're going to have to conduct a search myself.

And I did find a prior on your record for contraband of a knife.

So, I'm going to need you to stand.

I've been...

And I'm going to have to give you a once-over. Please stand.

I don't feel comfortable with this. I want a female officer.

We are completely out.

So, I could call an actual police officer to come down and deal with you instead.

But if I call the police, that means they're just going to bring you to jail and stuff like that.

Okay, fuck it. Just do it quick.

Yeah, it's just a scan. Don't worry.

Okay, this button is perfectly normal. This is a metal detector. Let's see here.

It's just my bra. There's just like metal in the padding and stuff.

Okay, I'm not too sure about that.

Having metal wire in your bra, this is not the 1960s.

Is there something funny? Do you find this funny?

They're not going to find anything. That's why it's just so...

Because it's so stupid.

I don't care. So, I'm going to need you to remove your shirt.

You want me to take off my shirt?

Yeah. How do I know if there's nothing in there? You said there's metal wires in your bra.

I don't... I don't know. I...

I'm trying to make this easy. This is, you know, this is as easy as it can get.

You know, like I said, we could go call the police, have an actual, you know, officer come down,

but they're going to skip this whole process and just bring you right to the station.

And then they're going to be a little bit more thorough on you, if you know what I mean.

Cavity and stuff like that. I'm just trying to help you out here. So, let's just remove that.

Yeah, that's definitely...

Yeah, so yeah, go ahead, remove that. I'm just checking for things.

This is ridiculous. There's nothing in there.

Okay, I don't care. Just, yes, there we go.

See, it's just, it's that right there.

You tell me it's that. Then what's, what's over here?

It's on this one too.

All right, take the shirt off. Come on. I don't care how you do it. Just get it off.

Well, don't look.

Okay, so you're still telling me there's...

I still, I still have that. Why is it on one side and not the other?

That's just the way it's made. I don't know.

Stop. Okay, I need you to remove the bra.

Well, show me what's inside. There's something inside there, so...

See? There's nothing.

Remove your hand. Okay, can you show me what's underneath there?

See? There's nothing in there.

Okay, remove your hand.

That's inappropriate. Do I have to?

Yeah, you have to. I can't tell if you take an item and hide it like this.

You know what I mean? Just for a second. Just for a second.

Okay, see? Okay, all right. And then the other one?

I don't want to. I don't want to.

There's something there. You're gonna have to. So, like I said, I could, you know,

I could either call the actual police to come down here and then do the search,

and hopefully they have a female officer.

But you know how those guys are. They're pretty hands-on.

So, just make it easy and just show me what's underneath.

See? Nothing there.

You're trying to do that old trick. Now, remove your hand. Just show me, show me what's in there.

See? There's nothing there. There's nothing there.

Remove your hand. Oh, remove your hand. Come on.

All right, you know what? If you're not going to cooperate, I'm just going to call the police.

In fact, just remove the bra. Remove the bra. Now, I'm not putting up with this.

Just completely remove the bra.

See? There's nothing there.

You sure about that? There has to be at least... that's got to be a bee cup at least.

You're so thick.

Fine. Remove your hands.

No, I just... I showed you everything. I showed you my bra. I took off my bra.

I even showed you when I took it down. Like, there's nothing in there.

Okay, so, I take this.

Told you.

Yeah, it gets to why I care,

but where you're hiding the item, here, here, see? On the cups.

See? There is something there. Watch this. See? Nothing. Nothing.

Hand it over.

Come on, girl. Hand it over.

Fine

Yes, there we go. Thank you.

Okay, see? How was that so hard?

You know, it's time you could have saved us

at least like 10 minutes of just me trying to play...

No, that's not like... that was my grandma.

Your grandma. Yeah, this is a 2016...

Yeah, this is brand new. Yeah, I'm sure your grandma gave it to you as a family heirloom,

I'm guessing. No, I've heard it all. Listen, girl.

Okay, now I need you to take your skirt and move it to the side, here.

Can I put my shirt back on?

No, no, no. You're just gonna hide stuff more.

So, rotate your skirt so I can search over here.

I'm gonna need you to take those buttons and move it to the side, please.

Can I just put my shirt on first?

No, no, no. You betrayed my trust here, so...

So, there. Okay, let's just give it another...

It's just like more buttons or something,

I don't know. More buttons or something?

Yeah, I don't know who would put a button in the middle of a skirt.

I need you to remove the skirt. What?

Remove the skirt. Okay, just let me put my shirt on first.

No, no. I haven't even searched the shirt yet, so just... come on.

Don't look.

You still have the tag on here?

Yeah, I bought it like two weeks ago.

And you kept the tag on? You sure you didn't try it on in a dressing room?

No, it was an accident. I just left it on.

Okay, I'm gonna have to review my tapes and make sure you came in here with a skirt on.

All right, so I'm gonna put that aside. All right, let's get this ready.

You wanna...

It's just like... there's nothing in there. Look, like...

Okay, I can either dig in there for you...

No

Bring out what's out there.

There's nothing there.

Okay, then... so...

There's something, obviously, in there. Do you want me... do you want me to go get it for you?

No, I...

Then take it out. Come on.

Yeah, don't turn around away from me so you can throw the item out. Get it.

Here.

Okay, there.

Yes, there we go. Was that so hard, young lady? Was that so hard?

Okay, so now I'm actually...

I need you to remove the panties completely. Yeah, yeah, um...

I just gave you...

Yeah, but my metal detector only detects metal and nothing else,

so I don't know if you're hiding anything else in there.

Hiding anything else in there? Like what?

It could be cash, it could be, um,

other metals that aren't detected by metal detectors.

So, um, yeah, I just need you to remove those.

Do I have to?

Yeah, how do I know you didn't steal a bunch of money and hide it in there?

Like I said, I could dig in there if you want.

Uh, no.

Okay, then just take them off. It's not so hard.

You know, maybe you have, uh, some panties.

Panties could be crumpled up really small and stuff like that.

You know, there's all sorts of items that can easily... easily be hidden.

Yeah, give me that. Just make sure there's nothing there.

Okay, something... is there anything inside there?

There's nothing inside of there.

Okay, good.

Huh.

So yeah, this is nice.

Um, give me a quick turnaround real quick.

Uh, no! Can I go now? I've... I've showed

you everything. I let you go through my purse. I let you...

I took off my clothes to show you and I gave you the items. Can I go?

No, not necessarily, because

now I have to process you. I have this item and my other item here.

So, yeah, now... now... now they got all the items and there's nothing inside of there.

You sure? Do I do the cavity search?

No, there's nothing in there.

Okay, good thing in the cavity search is when you go down to the station.

So, yeah, I guess we'll just have you put your clothes on and then, um, we'll have the

cops come down.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't... I don't want to do... I don't want that. I don't want that.

Okay, well, I'll tell you what.

You know, maybe there's something else we can do.

How about... why don't you just stand by that thing?

I'll get some more shots for you.

Of me naked?

Yeah.

For what?

Uh, for the deal we're about to make here.

So, I have two of these items here.

You know, just for fun, let me take a couple of nude shots of you.

I like to show my friends, you know, how cool my job is.

So you do this often then?

Hey, listen, so don't judge me.

That is one item.

See, I could get rid of one item if you just let me take a couple of nude shots of you.

How many?

Just a couple.

Go ahead.

Just like that.

Just pose for me.

Just pretend you're a model.

There we go.

There we go.

Why don't you have a seat?

Would you give me a nice little...

No, no, no, don't sit like that.

Come on, sit towards me.

Yeah, why don't you just open up a little bit.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

If I open, if I open it just like a little...

Come on.

You promised that you're gonna let me go after, after these couple shots.

Well, that, like I said, that just takes care of one item.

You know, we have, we have yet to discuss the other one here.

Come on, just, just open.

Yeah, there we go.

Come on, look at me.

Yeah, there we go.

Perfect.

Come on, let your arms down.

Give me a good pose.

Yeah, like that.

Sexy.

Okay, okay, okay.

I gave you a couple photos.

I did everything that you wanted me to do.

Okay, what are we gonna do about this one here?

I have a good idea.

Why don't you just stand up?

Maybe we could take care of this side.

That's the more expensive one.

Yes?

What?

What, you want to get that one off?

You want to get this one off?

Yeah, I mean, I just want to go, but I don't...

Trust me, just, just a little bit of this and maybe we'll get the other item off.

You promise that if you just touch me then

I can go?

Maybe, you know, that may take care of the

other item here, but we haven't discussed the other items I just found on you.

I didn't take those.

Exactly.

But the cops don't know how to do that.

You see where this is going?

Now you have five items you stole.

I can't believe you did that.

I found those in your purse.

So what do you want?

What do you want?

Well, you want to get rid of the items, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, so I have a good idea.

Why don't we just, I'll forget about, you know, these two are off the table,

but what are we going to do about the other three?

What do you want?

What do you want?

You know exactly what I want.

I just want to complement this with you.

You just do whatever I want, you know, we can make a good deal.

Or else you're gonna end up with a felony right there, all those stolen items.

You know, you could just sit there, make me happy, and then you're free to go.

Don't run away from me.

Okay, okay.

But, okay, what do you want exactly?

Like I said, you know, it's a couple of minutes for the nice girl.

I don't know if I have to spell it out for you, but you've been with a man before, I can tell.

So, uh, that's your choices.

You either make a deal with me, and I can do whatever I want for the next couple minutes.

Or, um, you know, one, two, three, you know, four, five.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Felonies.

Okay, I'll...

You either go to jail, or I have fun with you.

That's all I'm asking.

I just want to be happy.

Okay, I'll do, I'll do it, I'll do it.

But you have to promise to let me go after.

Um, only if you do a good job.

Okay.

If I'm not happy, then, um, it's not happening.

So why don't you start soft and go down on your knees.

Yeah, just like that.

My boyfriend's gonna kill me.

Yeah, I don't care.

I'm your boyfriend now.

The next couple minutes.

Take it, take it.

Yes, just like, oh.

Oh, I really, really, really shouldn't be doing this.

I just want to go.

No, you shouldn't be, but you're gonna.

Is that how you suck your boyfriend's dick?

There we go.

Just like that.

Come on, jerk at me.

Spit down on your boyfriend.

There we go.

Yeah, see?

That's what gets you into jail.

Okay, is that good?

Can I go?

Do you think that's good?

Do you think that's, that's good?

Now, see?

So let me tell your boyfriend.

Huh?

There we go.

Come on, suck it, suck it.

Yes.

Okay.

Put it this way.

If my dick goes soft, you go to jail.

So you better do a good fucking job.

Okay.

Okay, come on, mean it.

Mean it, yes.

There we go.

There we go.

What about all the cameras and stuff in here?

Is anyone going to see this?

Is anyone going to see this?

No, I'm the only one with the cameras here.

Bend over?

You heard me, bend over.

You better honor your deal.

Just like that.

I suck your dick.

Isn't sucking your dick enough?

No, it's not enough.

It's part of the deal.

God, see?

It's not so bad.

Just close your eyes.

Okay, is that... is that enough?

No, you'll know when it's enough.

You know exactly when it's enough.

All right.

You know exactly when it's over, too.

All right.

All right, now.

What the hell?

I don't know, but...

Just like that.

Now tell me you like it.

Do I like it?

Yes, yes.

Okay, are you almost done?

Like I told you.

You'll know exactly when I'm done.

I'll be done with this gum all over your face.

There we go.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

All right.

Now lay on your side.

Yeah, just like that.

Yes, perfect.

Just like that.

So much better like that.

So tight.

Oh, I know you like this.

Okay, are you done? Are you done?

Like I told you.

You know exactly when I'm done.

When will I be done?

Say it with me.

When there's gum all over your face.

So when will I be done?

When there's gum all over my face.

There we go.

Don't worry, I'm getting tired anyways.

All right.

There we go.

Tell me you like it.

I like it.

I like it.

Are you going to keep stealing from my store?

No.

I hope you do.

Like it is all over again.

Ohh.

Ohhh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ohhh.

Ohhh, dear.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Blake!

Oh.

Oh

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want you to lay on this table one more time.

I'm going to crawl over your goddamn face.

There we go.

There we go.

Well...

Looks like you get to go...

free.

You can go now?

Well, get your clothes on.

I don't want you walking naked out of my store.

Go ahead, get dressed.

You gotta clean your fucking face off.

Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters.

It's the job of loss prevention officers

to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories.

Only at shoplifter.com.