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Oh, hey, Chuck.

Hey, Ellie. How are you doing? I'm good. What are you doing here? Well, I know

that the open house is about to start, maybe in like 30 minutes.

Yeah, about that. But the partners just wanted me to come over early and just

have a quick discussion with you about, you know, sales tactics, et cetera,

before the open house starts. Is that okay?

Yeah. All right, cool cool cool.

Oh Freakin hot in here.

Yeah, I think there's something wrong with the AC.

Oh Well, we have to play that off on the prospective buyers, right?

Yeah, I mean, you know me I can sell any house I'll get through it. Okay. Good.

Is there anywhere cooler we can talk? Uh, yeah downstairs is cooler. Okay Yeah

Yes,

you've been doing excellent work lots of sales

Or I've really been trying my hardest.

You're the top of the team.

I definitely know how to sell a house.

That is true.

Oh my God. It's like 20 degrees cooler right here. It's like you hit like a

wall coming down the stairs. There's definitely something going on with the

AC. Yes. Oh, so much better down here.

This is a beautiful place though. It really is.

I think this will go quick. I think it will.

Once you bring them down here, they'll forget about the AC. Yeah, I'll just

usher them downstairs really quickly.

All right. Thank you.

Okay. So, have a seat.

Okay.

All right. Well, here's what the partners wanted me to talk to you about.

Okay. First off, you're doing great.

Thank you. You're doing fantastic. You have sold more houses than all of our

other junior real estate agents combined.

Oh, wow.

That's really good to hear.

Yeah. And it's not just cheap houses either. You've been selling multi

-million dollar mansions.

Yeah, I've been really aiming high.

You've been aiming high and you've been scoring high.

Yes. I mean, let me just pull up some of these reviews.

I mean, people leave your showings feeling

overly satisfied.

And like they had a fantastic, well-rounded experience.

People are rating you 11, even though it's

just a 10-point system.

Somehow you're getting 11s.

They say you go above and beyond and make them feel extremely comfortable and

satisfied.

So, yeah, there's that.

And the partners, I mean, while that's all very good, the partners are just a

little bit concerned.

Why? I mean, those all sound like good things.

I'm getting great reviews. I'm selling multi-million dollar houses for the

company.

I'm getting great commissions out of it.

Everyone's satisfied.

I'm doing better than everyone else on my level.

What could the problem be?

Well, how do I put this?

uh in a politically uh neutral way um

pretty much all of the houses you've sold have been to men yeah single men

okay and some of the reviews are a little explicit

i should say uh the partners are worried you're kind of going a little too far

and there might be some um

ambiguity that we've crossed.

We've crossed ethical lines, perhaps even moral lines.

Chuck, come on.

Like, really?

Well... You really think I'd do that?

Here's the thing.

Here's the thing.

Here, let me just read this to you, okay?

Okay.

Here's a review from Yelp.

Ellie Nova is the greatest real estate agent ever.

She totally explained everything properly.

And then right when I wasn't quite sure, she gave me the best blow job I've ever

had. And she swallowed everything. And then I bought the house.

Are you using sex to sell these houses?

Come on.

That's obviously just an over-exaggeration.

He was happy with the purchase. He was happy that I talked him into it.

He's probably just worded it wrong and was trying to make it seem like it was

the best sex of his life because he bought a house. I didn't have sex with

him. I didn't give him a blowjob.

Whatever. I sold the house.

Focus on the good. I sold the house.

So it's embellished.

Yeah.

Obviously.

Ellie, there's another one here.

There's another one that says that...

After he signed the paperwork on the house, you flashed him your boobs and

you let him motorboat your naked breasts.

And he says you have the best round areola nipples he's ever seen.

You said it yourself. These are wealthy single men.

They're having wild fantasies. I'm attractive.

They think of things and they embellish. Like they go off the rails.

So you're not using sex to sell? I'm not using sex to sell.

That's completely unorthodox and unethical.

It is unethical.

It's almost immoral.

But Ellie, I mean, this guy posted this picture on Reddit. I mean, it's

literally you sucking a dick next to the open house.

Oh, come on. Come on, look at this. That is on Reddit and it's got your name and

it's clearly you.

My God. And this guy bought this house. Not this house, but the house in the

picture. You guys are so old now.

Like, you don't realize it's AI.

That's totally AI.

That's not me.

I would never do that.

You promise?

I promise.

It's completely AI.

completely AI.

I don't understand why you would think that I would do something like that. I

go off what I read and what I see, but if you're saying it's fake, I... Half

the internet is fake, obviously.

I mean, like, come on.

Would you really think I would do something like that?

Like, that's just completely immoral.

I could never, ever, ever give sex to sell a house.

But... But what?

Words.

You know, I'm right.

I do great sales for the agency. I do amazing work.

I could never do something like that.

It just doesn't make any sense.

I'm kind of reclaimed right now.

Huh. Oh my god. Oh.

What?

I would never give a blowjob to sell a house.

Don't you believe me? I'm completely torn right now.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I'm really good at my job.

But this isn't your job.

Oh, this is really nice. I'm in my open house.

I'm here. I'm ready to sell it. That's true.

That's true.

Engage cognitive dissonance.

So you don't do this to the other guys, right? This is just for me. Do what?

No.

I

don't

know how you could even think that I would do something like that.

Yeah, you're right.

I must have gotten some bad information. I'm sorry.

You just can't believe everything on the internet.

That's true. That's true. Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean it's

real. But it is real anyway.

It's a good guess.

I guess I'll come back and tell the partners that they were wrong and we

should keep you on and promote you.

Yeah, all of that. Maybe you can even become a partner.

I like the sound of that.

But what's under there?

Want these?

Those are big areolas.

Let me get you on them. I would love to see you take off all the clothes.

Oh my god.

Okay, maybe the other guy didn't murder boat you, but can I?

Sure.

Yeah, you're right. You would never do anything sexual to sell a house. No!

That was totally mistaken.

I'm so sorry. I'm too good for that.

I'm so sorry for the false accusations.

Okay, you better apologize.

Oh my god, they're so big and natural. How big are they?

They're 32G.

Oh my god.

Go for it. Oh, yeah.

Really squeeze them, right?

Squeeze them.

Squeeze them.

Oh, my God.

What's under there?

and ass.

Stupid heels you guys make me wear for work. Oh yeah.

You know what we can ban those.

Yeah? You can go flats from here on out.

Oh my god that ass is huge.

It's perfect Ellie.

Yeah? Can you twerk it?

Oh, you've got control over each one. Can you do that? Yes.

How'd you learn how to do that?

Practice makes perfect.

I guess so.

Are you okay with spankings?

Bad girl.

This ass is so big and beautiful.

Oh, I love it. That's my new favorite ass.

It's like different hemispheres.

Tectonic plates.

This is an earthquake.

Look at the scale. We are in California.

Yes.

All right, I need to see that pussy. Please take those off.

Oh, because that's beautiful.

Oh, that's really nice.

Ellie, you're already wet.

I just love selling houses.

Two

fingers

okay? Mm-hmm.

You

know, I'd do

better if you were on your back. Let's take a picture.

Take those panties off.

Edit that.

Yes, baby.

Come right to the edge. Can I see your masturbation style?

Don't feel good?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Why don't you come eat this pussy, Chuck?

Sounds like a fantastic idea.

And no prospective clients have ever done this, right? No.

Okay. Just a coincidence.

A hundred percent. Yeah.

You could suck to a liquid boat.

Fuck yes.

Oh my god, Jack.

Fuck. Oh my god, Jack, please just keep doing that.

I'm so fucking close.

Oh my god, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

God, that's so fucking good.

Fuck, fuck.

I'm gonna cum on your fucking face.

Yeah, I'm gonna cum on your face. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

God, you're good at that.

All over my face.

I'm never washing this face again.

But wait, the open house is starting soon.

Do we have time?

Yeah, we should.

To do what, though?

I mean, you're hard and I'm wet, so I think we should just put two and two

together. Oh, put penis in vagina?

Could you do me a favor, Ellie?

Could you hand me a pillow?

Your old man boss, his neck hurts.

It's fine. Can we aim to please here?

Yes, let me move this way.

There you go.

Yes, you are pleasing very well.

I just like to make sure all of my customers and my boss are satisfied.

Pretend I didn't hear that.

Oh, but you are really making me satisfied.

I'm very good at it. You are very good at it. I see why everyone loves you so

much.

Maybe business ethics are overrated anyway.

I'm extremely ethical.

Extremely. Okay.

Good to hear. Yeah.

I would never break any code of conduct or anything.

That's music to my ears. Thank you.

I'm HR's dream.

Yeah.

Okay, you'll probably make partner.

Yeah. Yeah.

Not because you're doing this.

No. Just because you're so good at selling houses.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I'm great at selling houses. Yes.

I'm hosting an open house today.

You are, you are. It's going to be a good one. It will be.

Except for the hot ass upstairs, no air conditioning.

I'll be able to sell it. Yeah, okay. I always do. All right.

in those titties?

Maybe. Maybe. If you say I'll make partner.

I mean, you will make partner.

I think I'd make that happen though.

Yes.

Oh, they're so amazing.

They are so amazing.

Perfect.

It feels so warm. Mm-hmm.

the P between the T's.

Yes.

Yes.

Nice.

Oh, I can't stand anymore. I'm going to eat your pussy.

Yeah. I think we've got time for that.

Oh, that's nice.

That's perfect, just like that.

Rub it on your G spot. Use my clit to come.

I mean, use my cock to come.

I don't have a clit.

Sounds a little flustered. Yes.

Fuck.

Oh my gosh.

You want me to flip around now?

Just like that.

Look at those titties.

Just the way the guy described it, not gonna lie.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes.

How do you know I like the wet hand job so much?

Educated guess.

Look over your right shoulder.

See this go in there.

Wow.

Yes.

Slow, yeah.

Take it. Love the way you do it.

Fuck.

Yeah.

You don't like coming inside, do you? No.

Where do you like a guy to come?

On my feet.

Really? Even right before the open house?

I brought extra makeup with me. I can fix it. Okay.

All right, now do those long strokes again.

Yes.

Yes, please.

Jack,

please put it back in.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, that's so good.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, fuck, that's so good.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh

my

god, fuck.

God, it was, it was, it was.

oh my god

That looks so good.

Oh my god.

Just like that.

Oh my god.

Bye.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm gonna come in your pocket.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, fuck, fuck.

Oh my god.

So you really want me to come on your face?

Uh-huh.

Wow, that's fucking advanced.

That's really advanced. I like that. Yeah.

Okay, strike it with your right hand only.

It's getting right there.

Okay, here it comes.

Right there.

Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

Now I see. Now I understand.

Mm-hmm.

All the talk.

Oh, my God. Wait, but the open house is starting in two minutes. Maybe you

should clean that off.

No.

No, I think this is a pretty good selling point.

Oh, you're just going to leave it on?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that does make sense. That will make the guys super horny.

Yeah. And maybe they'll buy the house. You know what?

They'll ignore the air conditioning. They won't even notice.

Exactly. All right. You've turned me into a believer.

I might have been doing real estate longer than you, but I've learned

something from you today.