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Do you have an iPhone?

No.

Portuguese, Portuguese.

No,

Portuguese, Brazil.

Speak

a

little.

Alright, well, yeah, I mean help her out. I'm speaking some jib jab. I don't

understand Well

Good afternoon.

Hi, how are you? I'm doing very well.

What can I do you for?

I am looking to sell this box of cigars.

A box of cigars? Well, we just walked down the right street.

Go ahead and sit right here.

Why are you selling them?

I really need the money.

Really need the money? Yes.

Where'd you get them?

From my uncle. He has connections in Cuba.

So you're saying these here are Cuban?

Yes. Well, goddamn.

You got a whole box full.

Yes, a whole box.

All right.

How much are you trying to get for them?

I know they're worth at least $800.

So about how many do you think you got here?

30.

30. All right. For $800.

Dang. I tell you, I never had a box of Cubans in my shop. That looks

damn good.

And I smoked myself a cigar at Topman, too. That's for sure.

They're nice.

$800, huh? What is it that you're after here? You want $800 for a box of cigars.

That's kind of expensive.

Now, I understand that Cubans do fetch quite the premium.

But $800?

I'm worth $800, and I really need the money to help go towards my family's

farm.

We haven't been doing very good.

Your family's farm?

Yes. Y'all growing corn?

Nope. We're growing tobacco.

Are these hand-rolled? Y'all roll these?

No. Those are from Cuba.

What kind of farm y'all running?

It's a tobacco farm. It's Hellridge Farms. Hellridge Farms. Goddamn. All

right. I get my soybeans from there. Do you? I do.

That's that's insane man The government

a they're not subsidizing your your product anymore, that's a bummer I hear

that's been going around All right, so you got 30

cigars here from Cuba you want 800 bucks

Worth it, huh? Maybe you're worth it. I'll tell you that.

No, they're really, they're nice.

Well, I mean, I smoke a cigar a time or two, but how do I know whether or not

they're actually from Cuba?

That's my question.

I mean, I don't think my uncle would lie to me about it. He has connections and

he has his own cigar shop.

So, well, I don't smoke them and I know my family needs the money, so I need to

sell them.

All right, all right. $800 is hefty, though.

My problem here is, are you aware of the embargo?

The Cuban embargo?

No.

Well, yeah, I mean, I can't purchase any product, this here, from Cuba.

It's illegal.

Well, why would you keep this conversation going as soon as you knew

that they were from Cuba?

I mean, look at you. Come on, now. I want them. No.

No.

I'm in here strictly to try to sell this for my family, and you continued a

conversation after you knew you were never going to be able to buy them.

Yeah, I mean, I just want to talk to you a little bit longer. I mean, maybe we

could reach that 800.

I mean, it's illegal for me to purchase a Cuban cigar, so

I don't want you to walk out the door, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, so what are you saying?

I want to come over.

With maybe another offer.

I mean, the lowest I could take is $500 for these.

Oh, so it went from $8 to $5. The lowest I could possibly take.

And I will not go any lower than that.

Well, I mean, we're still here in the same road. I can't purchase these.

They're Cuban. That's illegal for me to do so. But $500 sounds a lot better than

$800.

So... Although I really do need 800.

Look at those eyes right there. Hold on, give me those eyes again.

Give me those eyes again.

If you can do five, you can do eight.

I feel like you're bargaining with me.

I mean, if you're willing to do five, I feel like you will. Reluctantly.

Well, either way.

So... Here's what I can pitch to you, all right? What's your name, by the way?

I'm Layla.

Layla, all right. My name's Sean.

I operate a pseudo-modeling agency, if you will.

And to put it lightly, I pay women to model for me.

why can't buy these like I said they're from Cuba I mean there's an embargo on

the government will be after me more than the IRS at this point and that's

another conversation so you are gorgeous

all right and I love to have you as part of my modeling portfolio I take pictures

I do video so maybe we can arrive at that 800

Without purchasing these here cigars.

What are you suggesting?

Well, I mean, I'd like to see more of you, basically.

I mean, I'm really just trying to sell these.

I mean, I'll give you a hundred bucks right now.

For nothing.

Basically nothing. I just want to see a little bit more of you.

I want to see your tits.

What do you mean?

There's some people.

No, he works for me.

In her?

She's got nice tits too, but she don't speak English, so I can't communicate

with her.

That's not something you do in public.

Well, we're not in public here. We're in my shop.

It's not though. It's private. It's a private business, so I'll give you a

hundred bucks If you flash me right now. Yeah, I mean consider your family's farm

and we can We can use this as a benchmark to move forward to your

$800 so If you do this, maybe we can work our way up to that 800 bucks

You sure

Well, fucking A.

God damn.

Can you do that one more time?

No, you said just do it once.

Do it, do it one more time.

I'm looking for doing it again.

What you'll get is more consideration towards that A.

Mike, don't be breaking products now.

What you'll get is more consideration towards that 800 bucks if you do it

again Ain't nobody looking Think about your family

Hey

All right, so I owe you a hundred right now what

I'm thinking is We should work our way up to eight right I mean, I can't

purchase these cigars. That's illegal.

So why don't you come next door and become part of my modeling agency.

What's next door?

My studio. I'm a photographist.

And like I said, I have a modeling agency.

I can take photos of you and whatnot, and we can arrive a day $800 mark.

I mean, I can't purchase these cigars, like I said. So if you want to keep...

That farm and your family, you know, at this point it's up to you.

I mean, it's really important to me, so... I guess let's do it in the studio.

That sounds great. That sounds fucking great.

Alright, Mike.

Follow me, man.

I gotta smoke a couple cigars here. Alright.

Let's go to the studio.

Alright, so here's my studio.

It's pretty interesting.

I mean, some people like to say cluttered. I like to say eclectic.

I like everything here.

I mean, it definitely looks more like an office than a studio.

I mean, I like to think of it as both.

It's multifaceted. Yeah, go ahead and have yourself a seat right there.

So, write a hundred bucks.

Now you need $400.

No, I need $700 more.

Okay.

So you're going to have to earn that.

Yes,

you mentioned photos.

Modeling. Yeah, but that ain't covering $700.

What do you mean?

I do got my camera here.

But uh... Oh

damn. You look good.

So... How are we gonna get the 700?

You're gonna have to earn it.

And how exactly do you propose we do that?

Well, I mean, you already saw how I'm gonna be paying you. You showed me your

tits. I gave you 100.

Well, you haven't given it to me yet.

Well, it's right next door in the shop, in the register.

For sure.

But goddamn, I need to see some more, all right?

That's how you're going to earn the money.

Okay, so name a price for what you're talking about.

Well, get naked, I'll give you another $100.

Just $100 for me to get completely naked?

to show you my tits for four seconds and you gave me a hundred dollars that

doesn't sound right so i already saw your tits so now it's just pretty much

the pants how about more than a hundred

all right so this is a sliding scale all right this ain't a one

-sided jurisdiction here i'll give you 200 bucks get naked

and

Then we move up the scale from there. So I got 100 for you to flash me. Now

we're in my private studio here.

Very professional.

I'll give you another 100 bucks to see you make it.

And then what?

Well, I mean, then we'll go from there.

I mean, you want to work up to it, right?

So just get naked.

I mean, there's a pseudo runway right here for you that, uh... I don't see it.

Oh, come on. You got 12 foot of space right here to strut your stuff, so...

To strut my stuff.

So just take my clothes off.

That sounds great to me. I mean...

Consider your family, right? You got a whole farm to think about.

Yeah.

It's really important to me.

And I guess if this is what I need to do, and you said that we can work up to

$800, then I'll do it.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on now. What?

Oh, look at you getting all cute on me.

What, are you shy? I saw that smile.

I mean, I don't know you, and I'm just taking my clothes off for a

complete stranger. Be sexy. Come on now. Be sexy for me.

I mean.

This is a professional camera here. Like I said, this is my studio, and I do.

Oh, my God.

There you go.

It's worth the price of admission right there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, those tits, though.

What? You don't want to see that? Yeah, oh, fucking hell, dude.

All right, turn back around. Let me see that ass for you.

Oh, god damn.

Was that a little shake you did for me? No.

He's got the shivers.

You got the shivers. I do keep it cool in here. I'll tell you that. It is. It's

cold. Shake it for me, though.

Well, I don't like it for that.

Well, this is all included in the $200. What? You keep adding stuff to it. That

doesn't seem very fair.

Well, you're getting naked already. Come on. Now it's $200.

Yeah, but now you're asking me to shake it.

That wasn't in the original offer. That's $200. When's the last time you

made $200 in one day?

Go shake that ass.

Like that?

Fucking A.

Okay.

Yeah, show me them titties now.

God damn.

That's a good goddamn farm, I'll tell you. They're feeding you right.

Oh, turn around. Turn around. There you go.

Go ahead and take them panties off.

Oh, do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now. That was way too fast.

I want you to leave a little bit to the imagination.

Do it a little bit slower.

I'll tell you what.

You were raised right.

Thank you. Go ahead and walk up and back right here.

Just walk?

I told you this is a modeling studio, so model a little bit for me now.

Hold on.

This thing's in my goddamn way.

What do you want me to do?

Oh, straight your stuff. Look at your body.

You are fucking homegrown.

Corn fed.

Oh, shake it. There you go. Earn that 200 bucks.

Now bend over for me.

Oh, god damn.

Oh, yeah.

Stay just like that.

Okay.

Spread your ass cheeks for me.

That was good.

That's fucking good right there.

All right, so turn back around. Let me see them titties.

All right, yeah, there we go.

Play with them big old titties for me.

Look at them titties

Alright, so you want to be my Monica Lewinsky?

What?

My Monica Lewinsky.

You brought a box of cigars in here, so... What are you insinuating?

Here.

Lay down right there.

We're adding to your price right now.

How much?

Well, we'll see, but...

What do you mean, we'll see?

You know what I mean, like, we'll see.

No, I don't know what you mean.

You give me a number and you say yes or no.

Another hundred.

It's the best flavored cigar I've ever had.

How's that cigar taste?

Good.

God damn, girl.

You want to earn the rest of that money, right?

I do.

You know what you're going to have to do, right?

I know.

What exactly am I going to have to do?

You're going to have to make me cum.

That's it. You'll give me. Yep, that's right.

I'll give you your money. You can save your family's farm.

Which is the most important thing.

And then you say I'm already naked.

That you are. I mean, you are in my, like I said, you're in my photography

studio.

I feel like you're willing.

So, I mean, if you want the rest of the money.

You just make me cum and I'll give it to you. I want the rest of the money.

So, tell me what exactly I need to do right now. Get right here on your knees.

Those beautiful fucking tits.

Oh my gosh.

That's how you do it right there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's how it's done.

Put it in between those big old titties.

Oh, those tits are so nice.

Oh, shit.

Oh, god, I...

Oh,

shit.

You're a natural. I knew you were a model.

No hands.

Sucker with no hands.

Oh, shit.

Ah, my...

Some of my balls.

Oh yeah.

Oh god damn.

Oh shit.

That's a unique technique right there.

So you know what happens next right

Lay down on my former secretary's desk.

Lay on your back.

I'm just holding two.

Get on the floor right now.

Get on the floor right now.

This is fucking good.

It's getting late.

Oh, yeah, it is.

I earned my money, right?

Yeah, that's right, you did.

Tell me if I can get it.

Mike will handle that back in the shop.

I'm going to see if this here is the real deal.

Go ahead and put your clothes back on.

You know what?

What?

It ain't Cuban, but it ain't bad.

What do you mean it's not a Cuban?

This definitely ain't no Cuban.

Well, why do you say that?

But I have cum on my face.

That ain't my problem anymore.

What do you mean it's not your problem? You put it there.

You gotta at least give me something.

To wipe it off with.

I don't know what you want from me.

And like I said, I mean, they ain't... They ain't half bad, but, um...

I'm gonna keep... So I'll throw you an extra hundred bucks for them.

Alright.

I guess that's fine as long as I get my money to help my family.

Yep, no problem.

Hurry it up, though, because... I'm going.

I got stuff to do.

Remember how to get back there, right?

Yeah. Don't go next door to the taco shop. It's to the rock. That's where the

palm shop is.

I'm not going to handle it.