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Thank you.

Welcome. It's me, Håke Lagberg, the lawyer.

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch,

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ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch,

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ouch,

ouch, Petronella Leonstake. The famous Petronella Leonstake. The movie star

Petronella Leonstake. That's enough, okay?

And this is my husband, Georg Lukas.

He was in charge of the special effects for my latest big success.

I'll help you with the bag.

Excuse me, but do you have a bathroom somewhere?

Yes, she left it. I

can

pack it up if you want.

I would like to change clothes.

With whom?

I have clothes in the bag now.

Åke Lagberg, lawyer Sigrid Leonstaker, office secretary

We

have room for you upstairs on the stairs.

Thank you.

Maybe this one?

Yeah, sure.

But can you help us open the door?

What a nice piece of material.

It must be valuable.

Oh, sorry.

It wasn't meant to be.

No, it doesn't matter. Just keep going.

Nice.

Looks like you've done this before.

There.

Do you usually have more stuff?

As a home to the tree.

Pack it up.

Nothing else.

You don't usually come with me to play, do you?

Maybe.

Let's see what you do.

Have a seat.

Nice.

you

um um

Fuck.

Stumpan, you should probably get to know me more.

Now the rest will come.

Åke Lagerberg, lawyer.

Where is my new model?

Mona Lisa.

I met her a couple of days ago in London.

Good looking house.

Maybe I should shoot you here.

Aren't you too?

Ah,

an air mattress.

I don't think you're going to let me go.

I'm going to end my part of the job.

And who are you?

Jasmin Leonstacker.

I see.

Our lawyers didn't manage to track you, like so many others in your big family.

Your last known address was in Denmark, so I didn't think you'd come.

It was a big conference in Copenhagen, and I was forced to work overtime.

All night long.

So, you dare to come here, Lothar?

You're not better than me. You work with producers for five months, so you also

pay to fuck.

Since we're all together, it's just as good that we continue in here.

Yes, everyone knows why we have gathered here in the promising

summer residence of Tager Lejonstakes.

We also know that he gathered his greater ability after his successful

decking areas.

And in the property of his lawyer, it has fallen on my part to present his

will.

No, thanks. I prefer real double macs.

Here I have a tape recording with Tage's last will.

Wrong tape, wrong tape.

It was the wrong tape.

Now it will probably get better.

Those of you who survived this little meeting, from this moment on, only have

two days left.

Because the money was spent on the one or the one who was left alive for 48

hours.

So it's up to you, who's going to get my arm.

Yes, goodbye relatives.

Summer gifts may come soon.

Faster than you've ever known.

Here in heaven.

Or hell.

How can anyone be so crazy?

You clearly don't know our family.

Well, in two days you will know who gets to share the pie.

Your uncle had to be totally insane.

Yeah, he was real crazy.

All the thrillers and murder stories he wrote really got into him.

At the end, he couldn't tell fiction from reality.

I will for sure not miss him, but I want my part of the heritage.

I want to shoot this.

You would like to see me do it?

Yeah. Why?

You would like to hear it?

Come on.

Do you like what you see?

Yes, I do.

Yes, I do, but more than that.

Do you like my mask?

Yes, I do.

Don't touch me, bad boy.

Can I get a look?

Do you like me to touch it?

Yes,

yes it is

I'm gonna get in a whole bubble.

um um

Now it's your turn.

I want you to lick.

oh

Excuse me, Helen.

Don't go, come in. Come join us.

And then to your room.

Yeah, fine.

I heard some strange sounds from your room and just wanted to make sure

everything was okay with you.

Well, I... I was just dreaming.

Dreaming? I think you were onanating, little fool.

Onanating? You disgusting snitch!

How can you say something like that?

I can say even more. I can tell the whole family that you were onanating.

If you don't do anything for me, of course.

What do you want me to do?

What do you think?

I want to fuck you.

No, it's not that simple.

But there is one thing that you can help me with.

What is it?

I want you to really fuck me.

As hard as only an older and experienced guy can do.

But I thought that... No talking.

Just look at me.

As old as you are, you should know how to do it.

No, now you'll have to lick the shit out of me.

Let's go.

oh

jesus

Bye. Bye.

I love you.

Thank you.

Have you seen my wife?

I woke her up this morning.

Did you see her?

No, I don't know where she is.

Have you seen my wife?

No, not since last night. No, yesterday.

You haven't seen my wife?

I've managed, but I heard a lot of noise last night.

Someone must have had a cold.

I was just wondering if you've seen my wife?

My sister?

No.

By the way, sorry for calling you for lunch yesterday.

I'm used to it.

Really? How come?

Many men are sending you on a flight.

No, I don't believe that.

Wait, you'll see.

Welcome aboard.

May I take you to your place?

Place number 3, please.

Thank you, ma'am.

May I take care of your luggage, please?

A little refreshment, please?

We have Coca-Cola and juice.

What's so special about it?

A special thing? Thank you.

Is this what you mean with the cockpit?

Everyone has slept well last night.

At least the bad weather is over.

I've never been here without me.

Has anyone seen my wife?

She must be out in the open.

If she's gone mad, there's no house within kilometers.

It's best to go out and look.

Tonight is your birthday.

I'm going to eat.

You're the guy.

I actually only like girls.

Just like you and me.

It seems that the sick fantasies of Toggleionstaker have become true.

I can't stop anymore!

You can go to hell, my damn family!

Wait,

you can't just leave.

We have to call the police.

They have to come here and interrogate you all.

And investigate the crime scene.

What is this?

It's crazy!

Then we'll have to use the phones in here.

Well, it doesn't look like we can do much about it right now.

We'll have to wait.

Johan, does it mean that I'll miss my brother tonight?

Yes, you can say that.

I'd be happy if you came home.

What the hell are you thinking?

A person has just been murdered.

You can only think of one thing.

And that's what the poor little princess of the Nako-model is going to say.

What? What are you talking about?

Ugh, this was really awful.

Yeah, and it was the last episode too.

No, I'm just going to wash myself.

Wash me instead.

Oh.

um

you

Good.

Oh, yeah.

Now I'm going to go with you.

What's in this bag with the money?

So many things I've worn for the lion's den. I also have a part of this.

It's almost nine o'clock.

I told you we were going to have lunch at 9.30.

So where the hell was Emmet on his way home?

I don't think it's the same.

I'm fine with just a sandwich.

It's the same here.

None of us wants any more food.

Get out of here!

You have nothing to do here! Exactly.

Take it easy.

Because here I have something that should make you do everything for me.

Oh my god, where did you get these from? It's been a hundred years.

What would you say if those appeared in the newspapers?

How would you go with your nice political career?

I see. Now I understand.

You want to force me into money.

And get me to want to sleep with you.

Yeah, you get the point.

At least with the money.

But I wouldn't have thought of sleeping this far, but it was a good idea.

That was it with that thing.

Now you're going out.

You didn't think I was as stupid as a fish, so I gave you the original.

Okay, you bastard.

But let it go fast.

Go on.

It's me who decides.

Take the blouse off.

I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.

Smell the breast.

Mmm, I'm going to make you sick.

You're going to get it in your ass, and you're going to get it between your

breasts.

And you're going to get it from behind.

And then you're going to get the whole thing right in your face.

But first...

Do you want to get closer to me, little stomp?

Let's see.

Stop in at final.

So yeah.

Oh, man.

You suck better than a vacuum cleaner.

It doesn't taste bad, disgusting.

I'm going to set up a line.

oh

A good shot on the forehead.

Thank you, Stumpan.

I'll see you again.

I wouldn't believe it.

What a pig.

But he was pretty nice.

That's pretty, isn't it? Now it's sexy enough.

Hey!

But you!

You didn't want to come here!

What the

hell

are we gonna do?

We have to get out of here!

We have to call for help somehow.

He's going to kill me too.

How long are we going to sit here?

Until help arrives.

I was supposed to be at an important meeting several hours ago. They know I'm

here and they're going to miss me.

Besides, the roadside station should soon have cleared up after the flood.

Hm.

Well, maybe we should go back to where we came from.

Well, you don't understand.

One of us here is the murderer.

If we split up, we'll all die.

All of us.

I've got to go in desperate.

I'll be back in a minute.

Okay.

Get the fuck

off.

She's been gone a long time now.

It's best if we go and check.

Do you have a toilet over there?

Look!

No!

No.

Mona Lisa.

What the hell?

I was with you all the time. You saw that.

It's not me who's the murderer.

But who?

Who?

What did Peter Nellas man work with?

What did he work with?

Special effects.

Follow me, follow me!

Exactly what I thought.

But... Where is Peter?

I thought he was with us.

When it comes to life and death, come on.

It's the last prayer.

It is you who shall pray your last prayer.

But she was dead.

She was never dead.

It was only we who thought so.

But I saw her.

I saw her with the other knife in her stomach.

With my own eyes.

If that's not true, then why?

You mean that I asked what her husband was working with?

Yes.

Special effects.

Yes. It was he who fixed it all.

So that Petronella could work unharmed without anyone being able to suspect

anything.

And no one checked if she really was dead.

We were too shaken up.

My wife was also murdered.

She became too greedy. She wanted all the money.

But the bridge had crashed.

And they had fun growing trees.

How did she know that the road was blocked, so we all had to stay?

The road was never blocked.

It was her husband Georg who was involved in that too.

He went away with the car and said that the road was blocked.

And we believed him.

How could you know who you were?

I guessed, but Mona Lisa gave me a clue.

She said Peter.

But that's not what she meant.

She tried to say Petronella, not Peter.

I see.

It seems like you've worked with her before.

Yes.

I'm actually the criminal police at the eco-rotel.

We had a spank on Tage Leonstake for serious tax crimes before he left.

That's why I continued to play a lawyer to secure new evidence.

But I could never have predicted this. The family is really bad.

But I have the bag with the inheritance.

The murderer is dead.

We have no witnesses.

We could really share the money.

Well... In this kind of hell...

Should we have a reward?

I'm a genius.

Now I've lost my jealous relatives and the damned police.

And I have a fantastic story for my next book.

This is going to be a bestseller.

you

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Thank you.