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Oh, my God.

What's the matter, Lexi?

Oh, my God, Dad.

I'm going to die.

What? The coronavirus only affects virgins, and I'm a virgin, Dad.

Who told you that?

Everybody. Like, everybody at school, all my teachers.

Even your teachers told you that? Yeah.

That's not funny, Dad.

You know they're just joking with you. They're not.

The coronavirus affects everybody, not just virgins.

No, Dad. It's only virgins.

And your friends at school told you this?

Yes. I cannot believe it. Can you just, like, help Dad? Can you just, like, make

me not a virgin anymore?

That's not something that your dad can help you with. But you can.

I think you can.

Lexi, no.

Dad. Oh, no, no. Oh, that's a cheat.

Dad can't...

Dad.

Okay, um... Dad.

Okay, um... Can you just help me, please? There's not something I can help

you with. I think you can.

Wait, no, put your... No, don't take your clothes off. Yes, Dad.

No, where'd you get those things?

Wait,

why won't your... Why won't the kids at school have sex with you?

Nobody... They don't want to take my virginity. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Cover those up.

Dad.

Okay, Ann.

Your mother will be getting home from work in about 30 minutes.

Then we have plenty of time.

Okay.

Will you take my virginity, Dad?

You're really taking all your clothes off?

Yes.

If you won't take my virginity, can I at least just blow you?

Maybe we can talk about something else later.

You just took all your freaking clothes off on the couch.

What if your mom comes home?

I'm not worried about it, Dad.

No, it's not her.

And you're freaking naked.

Can I please just blow you, Dad?

You'll still be a virgin, though.

That's okay.

My mouth won't be a virgin.

Hey, well, maybe that'll count.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Where did these grow?

I must have gotten them from Mom.

Wait,

what did you want to do again?

Blow you.

You can keep this between us, right?

Yeah, Dad, of course.

Okay.

I'm doing this for your health.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Thanks, Dad.

Okay.

Where'd you learn to do it like that?

Aren't you born like that?

I guess.

Jesus, you make me teach your mom how to do that.

Are you sure you can't take my virginity, Dad?

Um, you might be able to talk me into it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, Ron's not coming through that door, is he?

No.

I have to keep a lookout.

Can you just let me sit on it?

She's not coming through the door, is she? No.

Okay.

It's for your health, right?

Of course.

You're the only reason.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Why don't you get me sick now? No.

I won't get sick now.

You have no idea.

You're so much better than your mom.

So good.

At least I know I'm not gonna die.

Still in that birth control your mother put you on, right? Yes.

Okay, just in case something happens.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Uh

-oh.

Oh, no. What?

Uh, never mind.

Okay. Well, the good thing is you won't get sick now.

Really, if your mom asks... Nothing happened. Right, nothing happened.

Nothing happened at all. But you definitely will not be getting sick.

I really appreciate it.

You're welcome.

And thank you for trusting Daddy to do this. Yeah.

Go do your homework.

Of course.

I'm going right now.

Okay.

And stop listening to rumors at school, okay?

No, Dad. I know.

Okay, I'm going to check on Cedar. Mother's coming home.

Okay.

Bye, Dad.

Bye. Oh, my God, Dad. It's so hot.

I know.

Can I come in here?

Why do you want to be in my room?

You're the... Your room is the only one that's not hot. It's so hot in here.

Yeah, Dad and... Gosh, it's so hot. Dad gets the A.C.

Yeah, and it's so hot everywhere else.

Like, it is so hot, Dad.

You're being so dramatic. Geez.

No, it's hot.

First, if you... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know your mom's home?

Dad, it's just really hot in here.

Uh, yeah, but, uh, it's not... You could do that in your room. Be naked.

But it's cool in here, Dad.

So what am I going to tell your mother if she walks in and you're naked on the

bed?

Nothing. I was going to say, our daughter was hot, so she took all her

clothes off. Yes.

God, it's so hot, Dad.

Can you pull those back up for me, please? No, Dad, it's just really hot in

here. Okay, knit now.

That's going a little too far. You can have those out, but... Dad.

It's okay.

No, your mom's, like, doing her laundry or something. We have time before she

comes back.

Oh, yeah.

Then she cuts my wiener off when she finds out.

I guess we'll both be dead.

That's not fun.

Or maybe she could destroy us.

I don't think your mother's into that. She's kind of a type.

Keep your eye on the door. I don't want her coming What

do

you do this cuz she never does this yeah

Is it okay?

It's really good.

Might as well just take the whole top off.

We're gonna get caught. We might as well just get caught, right? Yeah.

Mom yeah You

don't like that You're

like

the cool dad

As long as it's our little secret.

Of course.

Do you want to fuck me, Dad?

Does the door close at least?

are enough.

That's good.

This tight since you were born.

No.

Have you?

No.

Oh, I would never.

You coming for tea again? Yeah.

These will just hang out then. They're already naked. Yeah. Yeah.

Mom finds out a lot, right?

What are you doing?

Nothing, Mom.

What do you mean nothing? It looks like you're on my couch masturbating.

No, Mom.

Sweetie, what's been getting into you lately?

Nothing, I promise.

Were you calling out Daddy?

Um, no.

I thought I heard you say Daddy.

I think something is up with you and your father. No, nothing at all, Mom.

Both of you have been acting so oddly.

No, I don't think so, Mom, no. Well, I'm going to look for your father and sit

down both of you. Do you understand?

Yes, Mom.

I'll talk to you about this later.

See you, Mom.

Oh, daddy.

I can't get to you. Fuck me.

I

wish

my daddy was here.

Lexi, what are you doing?

It's okay, dad.

No, no, no. It's not your...

You're touching yourself and your mother just caught you?

She already knows.

No, no, no. Dad, she knows. No, she doesn't. She would have said something

to me. I promise she knows something's going on.

She can think it as long as she doesn't actually know it.

Put those away. She's in the work, Dad. Dad, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

No,

it's not okay.

It is, Dad. No.

Put those... Put your boobs up. Dad.

Put them away.

It's okay.

No, it's... Look, you... Can you just come here, Dad?

Yeah, I am here, but we're both going to get in trouble. Your mom, I'm telling

you, she's on the freaking warpath.

She's not, Dad. It's okay, yeah.

Oh, God. Come on.

Oh, shit.

We're both going to be dead.

That's okay, Dad.

It'll be worth it, right?

Yeah, worth getting killed over?

Yeah.

Maybe it is worth it.

Do you like that, Dad?

Yeah. I told you, your mother doesn't do that.

Why don't you take your clothes off? If we're going to do it, we're going all

in, right?

Yeah.

Do you like seeing my tits?

I love seeing your tits. Your mom had to go and buy hers, and all of a sudden,

yours just grew.

Yeah.

You sure you're okay with this dad?

I'm gonna get busted. We might as well get busted now, right? Yeah, I didn't

really leave my shoes on or off.

I'll do mine. It's kind of hot.

Let me see you lay back and what you were doing when I walked in.

What were you doing in your mother culture?

The same thing.

What were you saying?

Daddy.

I don't want you to fight with me.

Right here on the family couch.

Yeah.

Can't wait till you fuck me, Daddy.

It's coming. Don't worry. I just want to watch you for a second. Yeah?

Does it turn you on? Oh, yeah.

Does it look like it does?

Oh, yeah.

I'm about to edge.

I did go in and out.

Want to play something different this time?

Yeah. What do you want to do? Instead of me coming inside you, how about this?

Your mother never does this.

How about you let me come in your mouth?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would love it.

She promised to do it on our wedding night, but never did. It's too late.

Yeah. I can change that.

let me touch yours anymore. No.

Here's my new favorite.

Yeah.

I'm glad you like them.

Yeah. Is that what you wanted? Mm-hmm.

Your mother never let me do that.

No? No, what a bitch.

Mm, you made a mess.

Mm-hmm.

I think we better go get you cleaned up before.

Yeah. Um, don't move. Just wait right here. I don't want your mother seeing

you walking around with all that, okay?

Okay, Dad.

Don't move. Hey,

Mom, so you know, like, the thing that we did earlier?

Did you enjoy yourself?

Oh, I loved it.

But, like, I talked to all my friends, and they said that, like, lesbian

virginity doesn't count.

Like, they said that it had to be, like, losing my virginity, like, with a man.

What did I tell you earlier when we did this?

I know, not to believe everything that you hear. Yes, and what you believe,

don't believe everything that you read on the internet.

I know, but, Mom, that means that I still, like...

Can get the coronavirus, like... So did you talk to one of your guy friends?

No, none of them want to have sex with me, Mom.

Like, I guess... I thought that our little thing yesterday would have built

some more confidence in you, and you would have expressed some of your sexual

desires towards a young man in school.

Yeah, I know.

I just, like... So what are you saying?

Are you trying to ask me what you were asking me earlier, but with

your dad?

Yeah.

Like, if there was, like, a way that we could just, like, convince him to, like,

help me with my virginity.

Like, okay.

Convince your father.

Um.

He likes to play games. Yeah, so let's, like, trick him into, like, doing it.

To play a game into having sex with you.

It's a possibility.

Like, we can have him compare our vaginas.

I was thinking that maybe you could have just, like, walked in on us having sex

and then joined in.

Yeah.

But... We can play a game. Yeah, let's play a game. We know he likes the games.

Like... Alright.

Do you want me to go get him or just call him in?

Um, just call him.

Alright. Luke!

Luke! Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on?

Why are you... Why are you dressed like that? Why are you dressed like that?

Why are you both dressed like that?

What do you mean?

We're just doing some girl talk in the room.

This is your daughter, not your sister.

What are you doing?

It's not like we're having sex.

No.

Yeah, because your clothes are still on. But still, okay, what did you need? I

got stuff to do.

What do you have to do? You're in your PJs.

I'm watching Netflix.

Okay. Well, we wanted to play a game with you.

Your daughter has an issue.

I do?

Yeah. Do you want to tell them, or should I tell them?

Um, I need to lose my virginity, Dad.

Why? Um, because I don't want to get the coronavirus.

No, I don't want you to lose your virginity to get married.

Um, but I don't want to die. Are you going to let your daughter die?

Yeah. What do you mean you're going to die if you have a coronavirus?

Wait, if you're a virgin, you're going to get a coronavirus?

Yes.

This is what they're teaching our children in school. You should believe

this. Yeah.

Okay. So what do you need me for?

Take her virginity.

Wait, you're encouraging this? You're her mother.

She doesn't want to. I tried to convince her earlier today about how she's not

going to get the coronavirus and convince her that she's not a virgin

anymore.

Personally, I don't see how she could even be a virgin at this day and age.

She just doesn't have the self-confidence. She wants you to be her

first.

Yeah, Dad.

Okay, well, if you want me to do that, I want to see you both kiss each other or

something.

Well, we thought we would play a game. What's the game?

To see who was the tightest.

Yeah.

That's a lose-lose situation for me.

A lose-lose. If I say one's tighter than the other, I'm going to lose.

How is that possible?

I don't know.

Nothing?

Yeah.

I'm touching.

Won't you two get naked, too, or something?

You just came waltzing in here and complaining about what we were wearing

earlier. Now you don't want us to wear anything at all?

No. Well, you didn't tell me there was a game involved.

Oh, see, I told you I thought it was a game.

All right.

We're just going to stand back and watch you two get undressed.

Let's take this off.

I don't even know why we wear this kind of stuff.

Are you paying attention?

This is totally legit.

No,

of course not.

I mean, come on.

You're okay with this?

Are you okay with it, sweetie? I'm okay with it.

Really odd.

Lexi wants her dad.

Her daddy to take her virginity.

She's already asked you how many times already?

I don't know, like three times by now? Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, Lexi, take

these cute little pennies. Look at that little butt.

Did you say no to that butt?

It's not easy being my daughter.

So we're going to see who's tighter?

Yep.

Who's first?

There's the problem.

Isn't that kind of the same question?

Issue that you're having? Who's going to be tighter?

If you go to our daughter first, I might be upset.

I think I should go to you for a reference point.

Okay. Let me let you check on Lexi.

How's that sound?

Sounds good.

Very good.

You feel so good

You're trying to be a father.

Yeah.

I'll clean my caca before I put in my daughter.

I can already tell she's pretty tight.

Choose your words wisely.

You're fucking my dad.

and then we'll see who gets to come.

you're feeling left out.

And I also have a feeling that maybe the two of you have been doing this before.

No!

Why would you think that? No.

I don't know. Your masturbation on the couch.

Mom.

Stop reading any stuff.

Yeah.

Well,

I'm happy you're not a virgin anymore, sweetie.

So now I won't die?

No, you won't die. At least not right away.