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Far out in the cosmos, there exists a planet known as Voyager, where the

mystery of travel into space and through time has been solved.

It is inhabited by a race who call themselves Voyagers.

Their purpose in the universe is to keep constant surveillance on history.

This is to prevent anyone or any object from creating a problem that would knock

history out of kilter and cause chaos throughout the cosmos.

These people have a time machine device, the Omni, which will take them into the

past, present, or future.

As each Voyager graduates from the Voyager school, he is given an Omni and

a guidebook.

One such graduate was Phineas Bogg, who was assigned as a field worker to

operate in certain time zones.

Each Voyager is sworn to uphold the Voyager code that protects the safety of

the past, present, and future.

Thus, Phineas proudly presses his Omni.

I am unable to computer direct Voyager Phineas Bogg to his assigned

time zones.

All interactive systems will be checked.

Central computer check for glitch in the automatic mode of Voyager Phineas Bogg's

Omni. A glitch in the automatic mode of an Omni will automatically correct

itself.

He's my nephew. He doesn't have anybody else.

Just leave him at home.

I can't. You know that.

I don't believe it. Every time it happens like this. What do you want me

to do? Put him out on the street?

Why don't you send him off someplace?

Where? You tell me where and I'll do it.

Do you think I like being saddled with an 11 year old kid?

Why did Bill and Kathy have to die?

Smoking bats breath.

Could have killed me.

And they start building them this high.

This isn't 1492.

Where's Columbus kid?

Where am I what I do wrong?

The Omni of Voyager Phineas Bogg is now activated.

There remains the solution for the boy. I am not programmed for this.

I will transmit to central computer for solution.

Just once I'd like to land on a haystack.

Nice, soft, sweet-smelling haystack.

Are we alive?

Alive?

Oh, no.

Yeah, we're alive.

I've got to get you back to your home.

What year was that?

1984.

And I'd like to know where we are right now. Son, I'm not a man known for being

patient.

This year, Omni's only got circuits to 1970.

The only way I can get you to 84 is if the thing... Batsprout!

It's losing it again in the automatic mode.

Batsprout?

Do you know how difficult it is to field strip one of these things?

Where's my guidebook?

Gotta be around here somewhere.

Without it, I'll never get you back to your home.

Good. I don't want to go back.

I'm just an orphan.

Nobody wants me. Forget it, kid.

Well, help me, will you?

Is it black?

Yeah. Now look.

Can't do a lousy thing without it.

About this big?

Right.

You got it there?

No.

Ralph does.

Ralph? My dog.

In 1984.

Oh, gee.

Do you know what you've done?

History's gonna change because you couldn't control your shaggy little

mutt.

Empires are gonna fall.

Wars are gonna rage.

I'm gonna lose my job.

Your job?

Who do you think you are?

You break into my room, you knock me out a window, you bring me here, wherever I

am. You deserve to lose your lousy job.

Yeah! Yeah!

Smart kids give me a pain.

Hey, where are we going?

Where am I going?

I'm going to salvage what's left of my job.

You're gonna get lost.

I am lost.

But I'd rather be lost with you than back in 1984.

You're more fun and adventurous than my boring aunt and her boyfriend.

Forget it, kid.

Hey, what?

Look what I found.

Well,

who is it?

I don't know.

Don't know?

If I had my guidebook, I'd know. Now I just gotta guess.

old omni nope not it not what not right well

if you tell me what's going on here i might be able to help who are you what

are you what am i i'm a voyager

you ever hear one of course not no one has we're

the people that are taken out of time and trained to travel through the ages

to keep history in line.

You know, give it a thrust where it's needed.

Problem is, see, there were these girls in my Voyager class.

All nice legs.

One, uh, more like... here.

And they had this kind of mysterious way of talking.

Kind of distracted me, you know.

I guess you might say I was girl crazy.

Maybe you don't know.

Anyway, I figured I didn't have to pay attention.

The guidebook tells you what you got to do.

What's your guidebook?

It's your fur coat's dinner.

So, here I am in Egypt, 1450 B.C., and I haven't

got the foggiest idea what I'm supposed to do.

You got an idea, kid?

This is Egypt.

1450 B.C.

I think I'm supposed to feed them.

We traveled through time?

It's a beef jerky here somewhere.

Moses!

What? Be careful with him, will you?

He's Moses.

Moses?

Moses was an old man with white whiskers. Looks like Santa Claus with a

part in the middle. What are you doing?

Putting him back in the water.

They'll drown.

Look.

Moses was found by the Pharaoh's daughter.

Voyager Phineas Boggs Omni is now functioning. His Omni is not programmed

for time zone 1984.

The boy cannot be returned at this time.

To time zone 1984.

Central computer needs more data to find solution.

Sit. Green light.

How do you know?

My dad was a history professor.

Let me see.

Which one do you press?

The boy Jeffrey must remain with Voyager Phineas Fogg as no solution is available

at this time.

Control computer is directing Voyager Fogg to his assigned time zone.

His Omni is now programmed to time zone 1903.

You stop that.

I can't help it.

They itch. They're hot.

They make me feel stupid.

It was Control Computer's idea to come to date.

Well, this is it.

It certainly is.

Good afternoon.

Forget it, Bog.

She's a blonde.

Nice day.

It certainly is.

Finish spot.

Agnes. Spence.

Come on, Romeo.

I found us a job.

It's my nephew.

You had no business doing

it.

Well, I didn't think I'd have to ask your permission.

Of course not, because you knew what I'd say.

Morning. You gents looking for some help?

Morning. Just a minute.

She wanted me to ask her out.

You know that she's my girl. Well, this hurts to say, Will, but

Agnes doesn't even like you.

That's news to me. In fact, she thinks this whole flying idea is

crazy and childish.

Gentlemen, excuse me. Just one minute. Wait a second. Flying is my idea?

Childish. Childish.

Childish is working six months on a glider that won't fly in a crosswind.

Childish.

Childish.

is wanting to ride this thing off Big Rock Cliff.

Mature.

Mature is putting it away before someone gets hurt.

Agnes likes her men... mature.

Mature. Agnes likes her men mature, does she?

Well, Wilbur, that's what she told me.

Well... Maybe I've matured, too.

Hey, guys, I think this has gone far enough, really. Maybe I don't care too

much about younger brothers, flying machines, or bicycle shops. Maybe I've

matured so much that I've had it with this whole kit and kaboom.

You know, I really don't think Agnes would want you two to be arguing like

this. Oh, you ain't got the maturity of a billy goat, Wilbur!

We're finished, you hear that?

We're through!

Well, kid, guess we got the job.

And this whole thing's because of a girl?

Because of a girl?

Kid, wars have been fought over women.

I know you'll understand.

But I really wouldn't blame Agnes.

This is a case of three people being confused about what they really want.

Agnes thinks she wants love when all she really cares about is romance.

Orville and Wilbur think they want Agnes when all they really care about is

flying.

Think this will work?

If I read them right, they see this fly and Agnes is a memory.

How's it look?

Terrific.

Let's hear the notes to the boys.

Dearest Wilbur, I have so many things to tell you.

Orville means nothing to me.

Meet me at Big Rock Creek. Dearest Orville, I have so many things to tell

you. Wilbur means nothing to me.

Meet me at Big Rock Creek this morning at 10 o'clock. Dearest Agnes, my heart

stopped when I saw you outside the shop.

Forget the Wright brothers.

I'll be at Big Rock Creek this morning at 10, waiting to prove my soaring love.

Yours forever, Phineas Bach.

It's a long way down.

Uh-huh.

Think they'll come?

They'll come.

Think it'll fly?

As long as there isn't a crosswind.

Get that left side down!

Hold it down!

I can't! There's too much wind!

Where are they now?

You darling?

Sorry my brother had to be so immature as to follow me.

Follow you?

I think it's time we ended this once and for all.

Tell him, Agnes.

Tell him what?

Tell him about the note you wrote me.

What note, Orville?

Meet me at Big Rock at 10 o'clock so that I can whisper the secrets of... My

love in your precious ear.

All my love, Agnes.

Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet.

I don't know what to say, Wilbur Orville.

This is not my handwriting.

Well, then who in tarnation?

Phineas!

Waiting to prove my soaring love.

Our glider.

Wil, it's our glider. And it's flying.

Phineas!

Straighten out. Be careful.

Keep your weight back.

Be careful, Phineas.

Weight back. The heck is it? Some darn fool.

Weight back. Weight back.

Doesn't this thing ever come down?

Phineas. I had to ask.

Easy, kid, will ya?

You always treat your friends like that. But I saw you crash.

I thought... Yeah, I know.

I know.

I'm glad to see you, too.

Do you mind?

Oh, sorry.

Phineas!

Phineas! Oh, Phineas!

Your soaring, love, it was wonderful.

Oh. Oh, look at you.

Are you all right?

A little worse for wear, darling.

But now I know more than ever that I want to marry you.

Marry me?

Yes. Ever since the first day I saw you, I knew we'd grow old together.

You and me and our ten children.

Ten children?

Why don't you wait for me in the buggy?

Wilbur, Orville.

Doggone, that was beautiful.

Wilbur and Orville, right.

Jepper Jones, finish back. Howdy.

You know, the problem you had up there was lift.

I was thinking, maybe if we made the elevators a little bit bigger.

Yeah. Now, further forward, see?

Uh-huh. We need to put a man inside, not hang him.

And then we can double up the rudders and stack the wings for more lift.

We're going to need a long run, steady wind.

Well, there's this place in North Carolina that's new.

Kitty Hawk.

Kitty Hawk.

Green light, kid.

But we can't leave now.

Not yet.

Got to.

But they're going to invent the airplane. We can be there.

We can help.

We've helped enough already.

Look, I know it's hard.

I've been there, too.

But whenever you feel this way, you've got to think of all the interesting

people in front of you who really need your help.

Heck, we're voyagers, kid.

We've got responsibilities.

Besides, don't you want to see what all this has done to history?

Yeah. Phineas!

You know, I've really been thinking. It's about those ten children.

I really think that I'm just too young to have ten children.

Voyager Phineas Fogg and the boy are energized.

I am guiding them into the time tunnel.

Central Processing Unit has programmed them to World War I time zone 1917.

No, no.

Hey, hey, easy.

It's okay, kid.

They almost ran over us.

That ought to give you a pretty good idea of how we voyagers travel through

time. That is, if you want to be a voyager.

What am I saying?

Nice to have you, kid.

Now stay here.

I'm gonna check this one out alone.

Well, I know you don't. You got me into this, you're getting me out. I get

scared without you.

I can't take you, brat.

France, 1918.

Revolutionary War. First World War!

Remember the airplanes in history?

What?

Those are good guys? Yeah.

Hold me right there.

That thing's dangerous. Will you put that down before... We're the good guys.

Get us out of here.

Help me with this jacket, will you?

Where do you think you're going? To create a little diversion.

transportation 1A.

We'd better get inside.

Think he'll come back?

He better.

Who is he, anyway?

My father.

Oh.

So much for motorcycles.

Will you stop it? Fast breath?

Is that you?

No, it's General Eisenhower.

Eisenhower?

Wrong, Laura.

There's not a light in here.

Oh, yeah, we found some lamps.

Oh, hey, I'm really sorry. First I tried to shoot you, and now this.

We didn't really hurt you or anything, did we?

Hurt me?

You too.

Where'd you get the German uniform?

You don't want to know.

How is he? He's better. He's still unconscious, but your son here was able

to stop the bleeding.

By what?

It was a clean shoulder wound, but his fever's coming down. We were on our way

to an entertainer's troop on the front line when the Zeppelins attacked.

There were bombs everywhere.

The corporal here took the only road out, but it put us behind enemy lines.

And here we are.

You know who this is?

No, son, but I'm sure you'll introduce us.

This is Mary Murphy.

Mary Murphy, the actress?

And this is my father.

Phineas Bogg.

Now, it's obvious we've got to get these two back where they belong.

So why don't you stay and watch the corporal for a while while I go out and

look for a truck?

I'll go with you.

Not in that you won't.

Well, how about this?

It's perfect.

So instead of stumping for war bonds at home, I decided to come here and boost

the boys' morale.

You sure boozed mine.

I heard about your wife.

Wife?

Jeffrey told me how she died.

Oh, Jeffrey.

You know, I think it's wonderful the way you're bringing him up on your own.

I, uh, really haven't done that much. You're modest.

I love a modest man.

Very modest.

Did you ever think about coming to Hollywood? You know, you really remind

me of Doug.

Doug?

Fairbanks, the, uh, the swashbuckler.

Doug, listen, could we get back to the modesty part?

Is that what we're looking for?

Over there.

Perfect.

We can only get those two away from there.

Kiss me.

Yeah, sure, I guess. Corporal Eddie Rickenbacker, Columbus, Ohio.

But what are you doing here?

Kid, I was gonna ask you.

But you're gonna become the number one ace.

You should be up in the air dogfighting.

Dogfighting? I hate to tell you, but dogs don't fly.

I didn't intend to get wounded.

But I'll soon be back with my 94th Arrow Pursuit Squadron. They're counting on

me, as the Jerrys are taking us to the cleaners.

You mean we're losing the war?

You'd better like sauerkraut.

Uh-oh.

Kid, where you going?

That was my fiancé.

I know what's wrong here. What's wrong here is you.

Do you

see where Mary was when you came running around the stock?

Shit, you better be right.

Phineas Boggs' assignment to time zone World War I was interrupted due to

emergency. I am now returning Voyager Phineas Boggs with the boy to a later

period in time zone World War I to complete their mission.

a haystack green light

still red now

where are your germans kid they gotta be around here somewhere

i suppose right could mean that something else is wrong we'll find out

soon enough

Who was that guy?

It was Red.

Richtofen.

Richtofen? The guy with Mary?

Rickenbacker. Richtofen's a Red Baron.

Hey, it's Captain Eddie, our number one ace.

We gotta get him out of there.

I'm Phineas Bogg.

This is Jeff, my son.

Oh, yes, I remember.

We're here to help you. You okay?

That arm looks pretty bad. I'm alive, which is more than I can say for the

guys on the escort plane.

We were on our way to an entertainment troupe in the front lines when the Baron

shot us down.

Hit the deck!

He wants me.

Top German meets top American.

But you can't go up in one of those.

Not with that arm.

He'll cream you.

It's all right, kid. He's not going to. Take off your jacket and scarf.

At this distance, he'll never know the difference. Forget about it, pal.

You're in no shape to take him on.

Not in one of those.

Fly Mary out of here. We'll take care of the Baron.

It's worth a shot.

You know how to fly one of these things?

Did Maria Antoinette have great legs?

You go up first. Will you wait for me? Yeah.

Baron doesn't shoot it on iron flames.

It's a court of honor. Good luck, pal.

This is the second time you've helped us. Thanks a million.

You know, I... have the strongest feeling we'll meet again sometime.

Bethany's never misses a chance.

Listen, if you're ever in Hollywood... What about Doug?

Who's Doug?

one of these things?

I didn't lie.

I never lie.

Marie Antoinette had terrible legs.

Climb down, Jet.

I'm doing this solo.

Forget it.

Who's going to shoot the gun?

No discussion. That's it.

Get down.

Hey, where's the clutch?

The thing doesn't have a clutch.

Smart kids give me a pain.

Well, Bob, there they go.

Remember the what?

The stick!

The stick?

What about the trees?

The stick!

Pull up on the stick!

Oh, that stick.

We're flying!

This Phineas Bogg is a clown.

How did he ever graduate from the Academy?

He's running!

Control computer energize Voyager Phineas Bach and Jeffrey to time zone

April 14, 1912.

Voyager Olivia Dunn needs assistance in time zone April 14, 1912.

It's a cinch that you'd never make an aircraft carrier pilot.

Quit complaining, will ya?

We hit the deck, didn't we?

It's exactly what we did. Hit it.

Hard.

Where are we, anyway?

On a very big boat.

Middle of the Atlantic.

April 14th, 1912.

Date ring a bell?

No.

Well, wherever we are, this time we're traveling first class.

Come on.

Wow.

You sure don't build them like this anymore.

They certainly don't.

She's trouble, just like the other girls in the Voyager school.

Maybe we better try to get back to another time.

I got a feeling I'm gonna like this job.

Your trouble is that you love all the women.

Well, hello there.

You must be from some uncivilized part of this world.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, I guess these clothes aren't exactly proper.

They're perfect.

You see, I've had it up to here with civilization.

Suzanne Brandes.

Phineas Bogg.

Hi.

Bogg!

Bogg!

Excuse me.

It's my nephew.

Look, this is going to take a little research. Why don't you take a stroll

around the deck or something? I'll check things out here. Bogg!

That's the big one that went down, huh?

Maybe on another trip.

It sank on its first trip.

Right.

Listen, Suzanne, why don't you go to your cabin, get a nice warm coat, and

meet me up on deck in, say, 20 minutes?

I'm on my way. Okay.

Oh, and bring your life preserver.

First thing we have to do is find out how much time we have. Are you crazy?

We've got to stop this ship.

Jeffrey, look.

Over a thousand people are going to die.

We can stop it. We can make it so it never happened. That's not what's wrong.

How can you say that?

I know it's hard to understand, but sometimes history's cruel. There's wars,

disasters, injustices, but some of those things, no matter how much you want them

not to happen, are supposed to happen.

But Titanic... It's a terrible tragedy, but it's going to happen.

It was in my guidebook. You learned it in school. We can't change that.

We can't find out why the Omni's red.

Maybe somebody's on board that isn't supposed to be.

Maybe we can save somebody important before it goes down. No, we can save

them all.

No, we can't.

People are going to lose their families.

Their parents.

You don't know what it's like to lose your mom and your dad.

No. I can't let that happen. I can't.

Jeff.

I'm terribly sorry, but steerage class passengers are not permitted on the

upper decks. I'll have someone escort you below. Look, I'm just going after

the boy. I'll be right back. I'll get the boy. You're not going anywhere

dressed like that.

Now, calm down, Mr. Ismay.

Well, if he can afford that doodad he's wearing on his belt, he must be

traveling first class. You let him find his boy.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Brown, but as I've reminded you before, dress codes on the

Titanic are unimpeachable.

I'm sure you'll understand.

I've no point in hitting them.

I've tried.

If you'll excuse me.

Who is that guy?

That's Bruce Ismay. He's general director of these floating hotels.

Why, you must have met him at the Bon Voyage party.

Actually, I just dropped in at the last minute.

Oh, then you're lucky.

My name's Molly Brown.

Phineas. Mark.

Well, it's a real pleasure to meet somebody who isn't all stuffy and stuck

up.

You know, uh, Ismay isn't stopping me because of any dress code, so why don't

I go find your boy? What'd you say his name is?

Jeffrey. I think he was headed for the bridge.

Oh, where else? I'll bring him back.

Molly, you said you'd seen one of these before?

Seen it? Well, Haggerty's had it under the nose of practically everybody on

board.

Haggerty?

Haggerty. The walrus with the mustache that sold it to you.

How much do you pay for that?

Oh, I know, I know, I know.

It's rude to ask.

But he was asking a pretty penny for a gizmo that don't even tell the time.

What did he tell you that is?

Well, you know, I wanted to talk to him more about that. You know where he is?

Usually he holds up in his room.

Let's see.

That's a deck below this one. Room next to mine.

I think it's called the Edinburgh Suite.

Right. Thanks.

Well, finish.

Finish.

Now, Phineas, I know that you feel real comfortable in these clothes, but these

folks, they just don't understand.

So why don't you put on a coat and a tie?

Let me go!

I'll let you go when we find your father.

But I've got to see the captain.

The captain's busy.

But it's a matter of life and death.

Oh, stop it.

And don't you be such a crab, Mr.

Ismay.

Why, seeing the captain could be a matter of life and death to a young boy.

Would have been for me when I was his age.

It's really important. I've really got to see him.

You know, I was just thinking how much I'd like to see that bridge.

Well, I'm sure something could be arranged. Right now, Mr.

Ismay, with this boy.

It would be my pleasure.

Can't seem to find my way around the ship.

Keep ending up in laundry.

There you are.

We must have just missed on deck.

Were you coming down here to look for me? Oh, you're gorgeous.

Actually, I was just heading up this way. You know, let's just forget the

deck. My room's right down the hall, and we could have a little supper.

No, no, no. It has to be the deck.

With my live preserver? Oh, yeah.

That's the best part.

Oh.

Anything you say.

Now, why don't you go right on up, and I'll be right there.

I'm on my way, sugar.

Just a moment.

Yes, who is it?

Mr. Haggerty.

Yes, this is Mr. Haggerty.

Molly Brown sent me down to talk to you.

Brown?

She said you'd have a device that resembles this one.

Please, come in.

Is it it?

The Titanic's going to sink? My, you do have an imagination.

It's not my imagination.

You're going to hit an iceberg tonight. The closest iceberg is over 250 miles to

the north.

And even if we did bump into one, the Titanic would hardly go down.

Why won't you listen?

People are going to die. You can stop it.

I think that's quite enough.

The boy has seen the captain.

Jeffrey. No, you've got to believe me. It's in all the history books.

Come along, young man.

Come on, Jeffrey, it's best.

No, you're all so stupid, so dumb. Come on, Jeffrey.

It's a dark night. Post extra semen on watch.

You really believe it's going to happen, don't you?

It's out there.

Why won't they listen?

You know, my daddy used to say to me, Molly, children ought

to be seen, not heard.

My eyes are open, but my ears are closed.

I guess that has something to do with why I'm such a noisy person today.

You're Molly Brown.

Yep. For better or for worse.

For Molly Brown who owned all the silver mines. The unsinkable Molly Brown.

Unsinkable?

Well, considering the circumstances, I should hope so.

I find it extraordinary that two people aboard the Titanic should have such a

rare device.

Which is why I couldn't pass up the opportunity to come and see you.

I'd like to buy yours. Start a collection.

And how much is it worth to you, Mr. Bogg?

That would depend on his condition.

May I see it?

It's identical to yours.

Where'd you get it?

I was just wondering when you'd get to that.

Remove the sack.

Olivia? I assume you know her.

If not, get acquainted. You'll be joining her tonight for a midnight swim.

Olivia, what are you doing here?

Drifting starboard hard apart!

Hard over, hard over there!

Turn, turn!

Splendid evening, yes, yes, just lovely.

Now, Mr. Buck, your device.

I feel the two will bring a fancy price.

this way.

I'm not going to argue with you.

I'm sure it was nothing.

Nothing at all to be concerned about.

Strike up a tune.

Something zippy.

In all the time zones in all the world, we're at the landing with you in it.

Good to see you too, Lydia. We've got to go back.

Are you crazy? Come on. It's back there. So were they. Come on.

on his way up. I want a damage report before he gets here.

Forget it. The ship's going down. We've got to save the people. What's he doing

here? Get him out.

Jeffrey. No.

You've got to get the lifeboats. You've got to hurry. You're not helping. You

can let him go. I'll take it from here.

Jeffrey.

Jeffrey. Now, you listen to me.

Now, nothing that you say is going to make them listen.

I don't know how, but you were right about the iceberg.

And you have certainly got my attention.

Now, Jeffrey, if this boat is going down, there are two things we have got

to do.

We have got to calmly warn the passengers.

And we have got to find your father, right?

Idiot, we've got to go back and get it! What?

The Mona Lisa!

Who? Stop that man! Stop that woman! They want me!

Stop that!

The boat's going down. They wouldn't listen.

Who's the kid? We're sinking, Phineas. There's the earth.

Haggerty, what is this all about?

Phineas, there you are.

Have you any idea how long I've been waiting for you?

What in blue blazes?

What is going on here?

Control computer interrupt and energize Voyagers Phineas Bogg, Olivia Dunn,

and Jeffrey in time zone April 14, 1912 to time zone

July 1885.

You must get back in your cage.

Stop!

Don't run.

You are sick.

Please let me try to help you.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Sorry if we scared you. It's just that we had to... Watch it, kid!

What in the name of what is going on here?

1884, France.

We got a red light.

Beware, the dog is mad.

Well, that must be what's wrong. Why don't we catch the dog and get out of

here? Wait a minute. I heard what he said. That's a mad dog.

Oh, that's right. I forgot. You've always been afraid of dogs.

I am not afraid of dogs.

I'm just cautious.

There's no need to apologize for this. Just stay out of the way.

And I will take care of this. Please, get out of here. This dog is dangerous.

I can help you get him. No, it is too dangerous. If he bites you, you will

have the disease.

What is the disturbance?

Careful, the dog. Come on, boy.

Nobody's going to hurt you. We need a net. Yeah, but we don't have one. Don't

call it.

Phineas, you were the wrong person to be giving me advice about dogs. You never

bothered to study about animals in school.

Only birds.

Easy, fella. Easy, boy. Down.

Down. Please, you do not understand how dangerous he is. You will only aggravate

him.

I'll take that. You and the dog have already caused

lots of trouble.

This time, I am going to call the doctor. The real doctor.

Listen, time is of the essence.

We must treat the boy immediately.

I'll be right here.

Be quiet.

Bog, I want you to take me back.

What about Jeffrey?

Well, you can come right back.

Besides, I don't need you now any more than I did in the ship.

Bog, you had no right to interfere with my assignment. Now, I want you to take

me back right now.

Interfere with your assignment.

Bog, who is she? The most lovable, most stubborn, headstrong, egotistic... Done,

Olivia.

Voyager, class of 97.

Voyager? How come you never told me about her, Bog?

Trying to forget I ever knew her, that's why.

Since when do you want to forget a blonde like her?

Since I was voted Voyager and was likely to succeed.

I must get more antiseptic now.

You are not to move, understand?

Well, you weren't living up to your title back there.

Just what were you doing on the Titanic anyway?

I was doing my job, trying to rescue the Mona Lisa.

Who's she?

The Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci.

It's the most famous painting in the world.

That go down on the Titanic?

It's supposed to be in the Louvre in France.

Well, I think it was stolen once.

By Vincenzo Perugia, an Italian who used to work at the Louvre. He felt that this

piece ought to be back in Italy where it was painted, so he stole it and hid it

in his basement where he felt it belonged till things calmed down. What

does that have to do with the Titanic?

Because those two gents you met on the ship stole it from Vincenzo. And

smuggled it on the Titanic?

Yeah, but I got to the dock too late to stop them. So you stole away on board

ship? Well, I had to finish my assignment.

And I was doing just fine until you showed up.

I knew you resented me, but to sabotage my mission... Sabotage your mission? You

weren't doing so hot when I got there, you know. It was a temporary setback.

Being thrown overboard with your hands tied would not have been temporary.

I had a plan. They had your omni.

Jeffrey,

it doesn't look too serious.

You'll be okay.

The skin is broken.

That dog had rabies, didn't it?

Yes.

In here, Doctor.

There, there's the boy. He was bitten.

So, this is your doing, Bastard.

You may be a hero in Paris, where the safety of their wines and milk is more

important than the safety of their children.

But not here.

Take him.

Carefully. We'll go to my office.

You can't let him take Jeffrey.

He's a doctor.

Bog, if you paid attention in class, you'd know that this is Dr. Louis

Pasteur. He discovered the cure for rabies.

Uh, wait a minute.

Don't let him take the boy.

You will get plenty of rest at Dr. Bernard.

Go ahead.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of it, I promise.

Professor, you do have a serum.

Yes, I have been working on a treatment for rabies.

Then your serum does work.

I have had some success with the animals, but the last animal did not

respond to the injections.

Perhaps it would be unwise to try it on the boy.

Dr. Bernard may be right.

Only chemists know to try it on a child would be

too great a risk.

Dr. Pasteur, you've got to try that serum on Jeffrey. It'll work. I know it.

Besides, it's his only chance.

Perhaps.

The only thing that might save me is Dr. Pasteur's vaccine.

Pasteur is not a doctor.

Not like you. But he's a great chemist.

His theories are nothing but hypothetical mumbo-jumbo. His theories

are going to change medicine someday.

It took generations for doctors to gain the respect and trust of their patients.

And now Pasteur comes up with this hocus-pocus of injecting his people with

rabies.

But it's the only thing that might work.

No, I can't allow him to give you this injection of vaccine any more than I

would watch you swallow a whole bottle of poison.

Well, let's get on with mixing up another batch of this vaccine.

Hey, wait a minute. You've got to sterilize this thing.

Yes, boiling water will kill all the microorganisms.

A very bright young lady indeed.

There now.

Get some rest.

No. Please, Dr.

Bernard.

You're a good doctor, but there are just some things you don't understand yet.

Now save your strength.

You're going to need all of it later, son.

No.

No. No.

I'm not going to sit here and die.

I want to go back to Dr. Pesture's lab.

I want to go back to Bok.

No.

Back to your bed.

Bok. Let's get some rest.

Sleep. There now.

You go to sleep.

Bok. Keep sleeping.

How much longer is this going to take?

This process cannot be right.

Yeah, we want it right.

Getting the vaccine right isn't going to help anybody if we don't get to Jeffrey

pretty quick. Don't have to remind me how much is riding on this. Well, you

seem to have forgotten about the Titanic easily enough. I haven't forgotten about

anything. We have got to get back there, Bog.

There's nothing we can do until the vaccine is ready. Why can't we get

Jeffrey and bring him here? No.

We're going to bring the vaccine to him. Oh, yeah. No one will notice a parade

passing through.

Very concerned about Jeffrey.

Yeah.

Jeffrey.

Bog.

Take me to Bog.

Oh, Jeffrey.

I'm going to take you to him right now.

What are you doing here?

It is ready.

Great.

Olivia!

Olivia! Where is the young lady? She must help us to get to the boy.

I have a lousy hunch she's already on her way.

Take her away.

I don't want Pasteur or the man disturbing this child.

Bog!

God be with you, my son.

Take me to Bog.

Pastor, I am the boy's physician.

I will not let you do this.

Sorry, doctor, I think we need a second opinion. Go ahead.

Don't be a fool, pastor.

If the boy dies, you will be disgraced, ruined.

Do with me what you will.

My work is done now.

Let us wait.

You sure you're strong enough to

leave? Yeah, I feel great, honest.

All right.

Thanks for saving Jeffrey's life.

Yeah. I thank you.

Without your help, the vaccine...

might not have had its test. Thank God it did.

It seems that I was the fool.

I too had my doubts.

Only this man had faith in the serum.

My faith was in you, Dr. Pasteur.

You must rebuild your laboratory.

Only bigger and better.

Please, Dr.

Pasteur, let me help you with your work.

Yes. Yes!

That would be fine.

Got a green light.

Great. Now can we get back to the Titanic?

Yep.

Where's Olivia?

She's out there somewhere.

What are you doing sitting out here?

I didn't, uh... I didn't have the guts to face you guys.

It's a green light.

Yeah.

No thanks to me.

I'm really sorry, Jeffrey.

I'm okay.

That's because you're so independent, Jeff.

Yeah, the kid's in one piece.

Next job, rescue the Mona Lisa off the Titanic.

Yeah, and get your Omnia guidebook back.

Yeah, well, let's get on with it. The sooner we get it done, the sooner I can

quit.

You can't quit.

First, I loused up the Mona Lisa rescue.

And then I nearly killed Jeffrey by letting that dog get past me.

It wasn't your fault.

You said it, Bog.

Me and my stupid heroics. I am one lousy Voyager.

I didn't mean... No, you were right.

I'm not worthy to carry that Omni.

When this is over, I'm going to walk into Voyager headquarters and resign.

You win, Phineas.

You win.

How can I win when I care for you?

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Let's find the Mona Lisa.

Captain Smith. If only I'd listened.

Stop. Stop right there. I cannot allow any men on this lifeboat. Women and

children only.

Save your breath, Murdoch. The Mona Lisa.

I'm not in the mood for this chivalry nonsense.

I'll try and flush him toward you. I'd mess it up, Bog. I'd only slow you down.

Olivia, all you have to do... Just go without me, please.

I'll meet you and Jeff at the Louvre tomorrow.

I'll go with you. Forget it. You're staying here with her. But how will you

get there?

Haggerty's got your army.

For? See you in Paris, kid.

We can't just leave him here. The boat's going down.

Jeffrey.

What kind of voyager are you?

I just can't.

I've lost my confidence.

Well, I can.

Jeffrey! Keep moving, please. Just keep moving. Right down the steps and to your

right. Follow the seaman right straight down.

No pushing. There's plenty of room.

Ho, ho, ho, ho. Where you going? No, I can't.

Mrs. Brown, isn't this boy with you?

Jeffrey! Jeffrey!

Oh, thank God.

Bring him down here, Zayla, please.

No, I can't. Just be glad you're not a man, son.

No!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Ismay, the dress codes of the Titanic are unimpeachable, huh?

This hat isn't you at all.

There's room for just one more.

Great places.

Pull up there, Jeffrey.

Where's the device?

Son, in all the excitement, I almost forgot.

A woman gave me this.

Said it was your father's.

Thanks.

Come on, Bog.

Bog, you can't do that.

Bog, you can't. It's too hot. The ocean's too cold.

There's another man in the water over there.

Can't put anyone else on this boat. It'll sink.

This time the coward's right.

The water's almost over the edge.

Pick him up.

But they say... Pick him up.

Go over there to the right.

You better be there, Bog.

You better be there.

Jeffrey?

What?

Jeffrey?

It still works.

Hang on, Olivia.

Hey, bonjour, kid.

Bog!

I mean, I thought... I mean, I saw the chute go down. Yeah, believe me, it was

close. It was close.

Did you get the painting? We got the Mona Lisa, and she's safely in

Vincenzo's basement. That's why we're a little late.

Why didn't you put it back in the museum?

Because the Mona Lisa stays in Vincenzo Perugia's basement for one more year, at

which time he tries to sell it to Italy, is apprehended, and the paintings return

to the Louvre.

You got it, kid.

Boy, that guidebook sure comes in handy. Yeah.

And since Olivia's gonna quit, she won't mind if we take hers.

Who is quitting?

Well, you said before you were gonna quit and then you were gonna leave

history in the hands of guys like you What's the matter with guys like us?

Nothing

Romeo

said it again

Thanks, Phineas.

See ya?

Yeah.

See ya.

I'll still be waiting for you.

Some voyager.

Some lady.

Come on.

What do you say we visit the garden, son?