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Welcome back to Good Day Glen Falls.

If you're just joining us, we're celebrating Cinco de Mayo here in the

studio with Hope and Faith of You Gotta Have Hope and Faith Catering. And for

those of you who don't speak Spanish, that means the fifth of Mayo.

Back to you, Larry.

So, uh, Hope, uh, you've made us some special guacamole? That's right, Larry.

Oh, um, well, um...

First, I've left the avocado pit in the bowl so the guacamole doesn't get

spoiled. I mean, spoil.

Guacamole can't get spoiled right.

Not if you discipline it. Go to your room, guacamole.

You are so funny.

You heard him, guacamole. No chips before bedtime.

Okay, what my sister is trying to say is that it's time to show you the salsa.

You know what goes great with salsa?

Margaritas.

Remember the Alamo.

Actually, Hank, Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexican independence, whereas the Alamo

doesn't so much.

Why don't you shut your hole, frat boy?

Hope, salsa, please.

I see you've poured the salsa into the guacamole.

Because that's our signature dish, Larry.

Salsa-mole.

Would you like a taste?

Oh, okay.

Wow.

That's salsa-rific.

Okay, then. We'll be back with Hank.

and the weather, and thank you to Hope and Faith.

And thank you, Larry.

And Hank, please take your hand off my butt.

And we're clear. Back in two minutes.

I get to hit the head.

Thank you.

I have a question.

Um, why salsa mole? Why not, uh, gualsa?

Because gualsa?

Sounds gross.

Let me rephrase the question.

Can I have your number?

I'm sorry. I'm not on the market.

Oh, that's too bad. Sorry, Hank. She's not interested.

Why didn't you give him your number?

I think he's so charming.

Really? I couldn't tell you played it so cool.

I did?

No! You were seconds away from riding his leg like a dog!

That is ridiculous.

I'm married.

But you're not.

Don't you think he's cute? Uh, newsflash, I have a boyfriend.

The Gooch. I wouldn't exactly say he's your boyfriend.

He's been in Japan playing baseball for months, and you've barely even heard

from him.

That's not true. He just emailed me. Three weeks ago.

And it was Dick Cheney's head on Paris Hilton's naked body.

That was hilarious. You just don't get political humor.

And we're back in five, four, three...

When can we expect those April showers to bring us some May flowers?

Hank?

Has anyone seen Hank?

Emmy Award-winning actress from The Sacred and the Sinful, and I'll be guest

-weathering today.

So as you can see, there's some general swirling going on.

And, um, I'm like, huge! I'm like, Faithzilla!

Anyway,

um, so the highs are gonna be, you know, way up here, way, like, way up here.

like, in this region, which I believe is Russia.

Oh, look what I found here.

The high in Glen Falls, which is where we are, 70, and the low is 52.

Although it's hard to imagine anything lower than Hank face down in the Salsa

Mole.

Anyway, so that's... that's the weather.

Back to you, Lair.

Thank you, Faith.

That was very inventive.

We'll be right back after these messages.

you're going to do the weather when we've got four jobs coming up. Hey,

there's my TV star.

Guess who's the new fill-in weather girl at Good Day Glen Falls? Guess who

doesn't care? It's me.

Look, Hope, it's only for a week while Hank dries out. Plus, it's in the

mornings. Then I'm all yours. Right after my nap, my snack, an hour of

Pilates, and a brisk walk.

All right, but don't forget, you made a commitment to our business.

You can't just dump me when something better comes along. Hope, I would never

dump you.

But Charlie, she might dump you for Larry Walker.

I am not dumping Charlie for Larry Walker.

Besides, he's not even interested in me.

Nor, of course, am I interested in him.

I'm not worried.

When he finds out you're part of the package, he will run screaming.

I bet he runs really fast.

And we'll be back in a moment for a look at the weather.

We're clear.

I got you a little good luck gift.

It says world's greatest mom.

Yeah, but if you flip it upside down, it says world's greatest wow.

And we're back in five, four, three, two.

Welcome back.

And now filling in for the week is our guest weather girl, Faith Fairfield.

Thanks, Larry.

Bad news, everyone.

It's going to be a wet one today. But don't worry.

After the spring shower clears up, we'll have warm weather, we'll dry up, and we

won't be needing these.

As you can see, we're gonna have a high of around 70, and... and... and... and

then... Whoa!

I'd like to report a missing torso.

Now, is it me, or does this country make me look fat, okay?

Well, as you can see, there's a storm brewing over... Knockersville.

And that's your look at the weather, Larry.

Thank you, Faith.

And thank you for giving us something to show at the Christmas party.

We'll be right back.

I'm so sorry. I didn't know I couldn't wear green.

Are you kidding? Keep up the daffy act and you're going places. Like here, full

time. What do you say?

Uh, I don't know. I am in business with my sister, you know. Well, it's not the

go-go world of catering, but you'd be a local celebrity.

Look, Keith.

Hope was really there for me when I needed her. I couldn't just dump her now

because something better came along.

You could win a local Emmy. I'll do it.

But not for the fame or for the Emmy.

I'll do it because the weather is too important to leave to ugly people.

Hey, Leicester. Good news.

Hank's out.

Faith's in.

Permanently.

Congratulations.

Hey, I'm free for lunch.

How about some sushi on me?

Look, Larry, I suppose I could eat sushi off your naked body, but first of all,

that's how people get sick.

And second of all, I don't date people I work with. Well, that's not true, but

I'm seeing someone right now. Well, not really seeing. Let's just say I'm taken.

Well, that's too bad.

I suppose I'll just see you tonight at the 6 o'clock newscast.

Mm-hmm.

And where are we broadcasting that from? Your apartment?

Well, I do have the cameras.

But no, I'm just trying to tell you that we do the news in the morning.

Again at 6, and then again at 11.

It's a full-time job.

Full-time job?

I can't work 20 hours a week.

Listen, Keith, you know, I could always dump Hope part-time, but I could never

dump her completely.

Not without a guaranteed contract.

Hey, the only one with a guaranteed contract around here is Hank, and we're

all paying for it.

Can't your sister find someone to take your place? I have to be loyal to Hope.

She'd be devastated if I left her.

I'm sorry.

Me too.

Wow. I'm impressed.

Not many people have that kind of semi-loyalty to anyone.

They just want to be on television.

I'm impressed, too.

I had no idea I was that semi-loyal.

I'm semi-proud of myself.

Plus the me being semi-humble.

I gotta go.

I'm loving the new me.

I know I said I wouldn't be late, but all will be forgiven when you hear how

semi-loyal and partly committed I just was to this business.

Okay, because this isn't just our catering business.

We're sisters.

We need to be there for each other no matter what.

Like, say, if one of us needs a kidney or some marrow or I just sideswiped your

car.

You what? There is no you without me, and there's no me without you.

There's only us, and...

Your side view mirror.

Faith!

Well, it's official. Your mini quiches were the hit of the party.

Oh, good.

Faith, this is Grace.

I hired her for the week, since you'll be tied up in the mornings. Oh, it's so

nice to meet you. I suppose I should be thanking you for the opportunity to

apprentice with a culinary genius.

Isn't she great?

She is super-de-duper.

This is a wonderful party. Oh, good. It's all hope. I just wanted to pop in

and say that I was talking to Faith here.

Grace.

I'm Faith.

She's Grace.

Just think F as in fabulous, G as in ass kisser.

Well, I'm having this little get-together for my son's eighth grade

graduation, and Grace said that you had an opening on the 27th. Did she?

Well, let's see, because I, Faith, have you got to have... Hope and Faith

Caterers handles all the bookings and I will look in my notebook, which I carry.

Yep. Yes. We're free. Oh!

Grace put our schedule online so we could access it anywhere.

Isn't that great? It's wonderful.

So, tell me, is there anything I can do to be of help?

Well... I know!

She could wash the dishes.

Great idea.

I told you she was great.

She sure is great.

I can see now why you hired her behind my back.

Hey,

did we unload everything?

Gee, I don't know. Do you want me to call Grace and have her check the web to

see if the car is empty?

Just double-check the back seat, please.

Double-check the back seat?

Grace is right. You are a genius.

Hey, how was the party? Oh, great.

Is Grace working out?

Grace is amazing.

Every time I turn around, she's right there. So efficient.

You know how Faith can be a little spacey.

You say spacey? I say dumb as a hammer.

I'm serious, Charlie.

Sometimes I feel like Faith's, you know, holding me back.

Well, maybe you should think about making it Hope and Grace catering.

Charlie, I love Faith.

Besides, she makes every job we do fun. And she made a real commitment to our

business and to me.

I'd never dump her. And she'd never dump me.

I'll take the job full time.

I just have to tell my sister tonight and then tomorrow it'll be official. But

I don't want you embarrassing me with a big welcome to the office party.

You know, just some champagne and a few balloons will be fine. Oh, and maybe an

omelet bar.

Sure, sure.

Back in 20 seconds.

Good news.

Faith is full-time.

Oh. I hope you're not taking this job just to date me.

I'm not that shallow. I took this job because I'm mad at my sister.

Well, good, because I don't date people that I work with.

Well, yes, I do, but I'm seeing somebody.

Well, no, I'm not.

Unless you count Tom the Grip.

We Greco-Roman wrestle on Wednesdays.

And we're back in five, four, three...

Next up, cockroaches.

Pests or pets?

You're about to meet a boy who might change your mind.

But first, I'd like to make an announcement.

As of today, Faith Fairfield will be joining the Glen Falls News Team full

-time. What?

Welcome aboard, Faith.

Well, thanks, Captain Big Mouth.

You're welcome, crazy weather girl.

Is Faith home yet?

No.

You know, I can't believe her.

The only reason I started this catering business was to help her out.

I should have known she'd ditch me when something else better came along. Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

You know what?

I'm through. I am through being there for her.

I have never wanted you more.

I'm serious, Charlie. So am I. I mean it.

She's on her own.

Congratulations!

So proud of you.

You are? Mm-hmm.

You're not mad that I didn't talk to you first before I took the job? Because

maybe you want to insist I quit and come back to our business full-time. Don't be

silly!

Grace is doing great!

I'm sure she'll be fine with coming along full-time.

Especially since she started up that, you know, health care plan.

She started up a healthcare plan.

Mm-hmm. And a 401K. So now you two are running marathons together.

Great.

So you're not mad?

No.

Well, good.

Good. Fine.

Fine.

Oh, Sydney.

I need your help picking out tomorrow's weather girl outfit.

Okay.

Why didn't you just tell her how you feel?

Because if she doesn't care about being in business with me, then neither do I.

You and me.

Right now. On the table.

Who does she think she is? I mean, did you hear her with her?

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! Oh, and how quickly did she throw it in

my face that she and Grace are running partners?

You know, I only took that... weather girl job just because she clearly

doesn't need me anymore well maybe you should tell mom that forget it if she

doesn't want to be in business together then neither do i sure whatever can i

borrow this we're

happy to have you with us and we look forward to working with you on a regular

basis why thank you larry i think that Yellow is one of my best colors.

Okay, for your information, yellow is one of your worst colors, and if I was

thinking of being there for you, I'd call you and tell you it makes your hair

look like straw!

But I'm done being there for you. You hear me?

Done!

Hope, I have something for you. Now, it's not over-the-counter, but it's

helped me a lot.

That's okay.

And turning to local celebrity news, our own baseball superstar Gary the Gooch

Guchares... has been plying his trade in Japan this season, and it looks like he

might be making the move permanent.

He's the toast of Tokyo, and has recently been seen in the company of

Kira Kiyamoto, the Japanese Paris Hilton.

Wow. What a hot couple.

Now let's see if we'll be hot here in Glen Falls.

Here's Faith with the weather.

You want to know about the weather?

Fine.

I'll tell you about the weather.

It's going to be dark.

And cold.

And just when you think the sun is going to come out, some bimbo goes behind your

back and starts making out with it. Back to you, Larry!

Oh, God.

I have to go be there for her. Okay. Well, I'll drive you. I think you'd make

a better passenger right now.

I'll drive myself.

I don't think you should be behind the wheel.

Charlie, I need to talk to Hope.

She just left for work. Did she see the news?

TV's on.

And she still went to work?

Yeah, why?

Never mind.

That was...

Quite a weather report there.

People have been calling the station.

They're afraid to go outside.

You okay?

I'm fine.

Hey, Al.

Women don't usually cry in front of me until after they've seen me dance.

It's just that...

I just found out that this guy that I'm into really isn't into me at all.

Oh, then he's an idiot.

Who wouldn't be into a girl who's pretty even when she's crying?

Still pretty, even blowing her nose.

And almost pretty when I'm holding her snot.

I don't know who else I would have turned to.

What about your sister?

I don't need hope anymore.

She just holds me back.

What if there's anything I can do?

No.

There is one thing.

So I'm guessing this is a rebound thing, right?

Yeah, why do you have a problem with that?

I don't know. Kiss me again.

Nope, no problem at all.