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Isn't this a nice way to spend the day after Thanksgiving?

Everyone together, looking at old photo albums.

No, skipping right along to my... Faith in Hollywood, volume one.

The hungry years, no job, no money, having to rely on the generosity of

others. Thank God that's all behind me now.

Yeah, nothing says success like moving back home to live over your sister's

garage.

I prefer carriage house.

And I prefer rent.

Oh, look!

Here's the Thanksgiving we spent with you in Los Angeles.

Hey, you weren't struggling then.

Faith had a great house in the hills.

Ooh, who's that hot guy in the picture? That is Brian Austin Green.

From Beverly Hills 90210?

We dated.

Briefly. Very briefly.

Why wasn't I there? You were in Disney World with Nanny and Bo. Where was I?

Still in the orphanage, I guess.

Faith, you were in my belly.

And Justin, sweet Justin, you were just an accident waiting to

happen.

I was an accident?

You weren't an accident.

And these could be the hungry years all over again.

Anyway, Mom, Dad, Hope, and the man you all assume is your father arrived around

four o'clock.

Welcome to my humble abode.

There's my baby girl.

Oh, let me get a good look at you.

That's what they're wearing?

It's called grunge.

Grunge seems like too nice a word.

Hey, Princess.

Hi, Daddy.

Hey, sis.

Hope! Your mother was as big as a house. It was all I could do not to say

anything. Hope, look at you! You're as big as a house!

There's my favorite sister-in-law.

There's my favorite brother-in-law!

Oh, boy, do we miss you.

Aw. If you ever get tired of life in the fast lane, you've always got a room at

our house.

And you can stay as long as you like.

Did you really say that, Dad?

Yes, I did say that.

And I learned a very profound lesson.

Don't drink on the plane.

So, what do you think of the view?

Faith, that looks much better.

But you're too thin. Where are your boobs?

I think she looks great.

No, an actress needs big boobs.

Looks like she's doing just fine without them.

Oh, my God.

Is that David from 90210?

Oh, yeah.

That's Brian Austin Green.

He's my boyfriend.

Who's Brian Austin Green?

Just one of the biggest stars on TV.

I mean, along with Brenda and Brandon and the rest of the gang.

Will he be joining us for dinner?

He really wanted to, since we're so in love and he's so rich and successful,

but he's spending Thanksgiving with his family.

Oh, in Van Nuys? Because that's where he's born.

Apparently.

So, who wants champagne?

I got the good stuff.

Don Perignon.

Dom Perignon.

Isn't that what I said?

Oh, well, that's nice. Why don't I help you?

Wow.

Brian Austin Green.

I've always said Faith really has it together.

I feel terrible lying to Faith.

We're not lying.

Well, we're not telling her the truth.

This is Faith's first Thanksgiving in her new home, and we're not going to

ruin it. Hey, you think we look alike?

Turkey smells good.

Thanks.

They're hearty, man.

And you don't have to wait for the pie because it's right next to the vegetable

medley.

Oh, yum.

So, uh, where do you keep the champagne glasses?

Uh, you know what? I'll get the champagne glasses. Why don't you serve

the cheese and crackers?

Who are you?

Who are you?

I am Brian Austin Green's maid.

What are you doing in this house?

I am Brian Austin Green's dog walker.

Well, substitute dog walker. Doreen went home early for the holidays.

Aha!

So, just because Brian's out of town, you and your family think you can have

your Thanksgiving dinner in his house?

This is an outrage!

Hey, what time are we eating?

Oh.

Hello.

Oh, this is my housekeeper, Svetlana.

She and her family are going to have their Thanksgiving dinner in the pool

house cabana. Isn't that right?

Fine, but we are going to have dessert on the terrace.

Five days a week.

The little ones peel my grapes.

So why don't you go out? I'll be there in a minute.

I

just

don't know what good it does any of us to keep up this charade.

Look, this is a happy occasion.

We're all gonna act happy.

I think Dad's right, Mom.

You have to tell Faith.

Tell me what?

That your father and I just got a new juicer.

And it's keeping us so regular.

Which reminds me, that's a pretty fancy bathroom.

Wow.

You and Brian Austin Green must be pretty serious. You got pictures of him

everywhere.

I hope you're not rushing into anything.

You know, your sister made Charlie date her for six months before he got up

under her bra.

Mother.

Well, you know how Faith is. She falls in and out of love every other day.

Are we going to get a chance to meet this young man?

No, not on this trip. He's with his family in Aspen for the whole week.

I bet he's a great skier.

the kitchen right now, young man.

Look at that. Brian Austin Green and I wear the same hat size.

What are the odds?

Really? Let me see.

Wait, who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? Doreen, your dog

walker gave me a key. I'm subbing for her.

Where are my dogs?

Oh, they're at doggy daycare. I'm allergic.

Okay, I'm gonna call the police. No, no, wait! Wait, wait! Please, you don't

understand. My mother didn't want me to come to Hollywood. She never thought I

could make it as an actress, so I lied, and I told her that I had three movies

in the can and that this was my house. Oh, and by the way, if it comes up, you

never got up under my bra.

Unless it seals the deal.

Look,

it's Luke Perry.

I just wanted to know that it wasn't my idea.

Dinner's ready.

Where's Brian?

He left.

What?

What did you do?

Can I help in the kitchen? No.

No.

Damn.

I always run out of cheese before the last cracker.

What's going on?

I could ask you the same thing. What's going on with Mom and Dad?

What do you mean?

I feel like everyone's keeping a secret from me, and you know how I hate

secrets.

What was that?

Nothing.

Okay, fine, I'll tell you.

We're into bondage.

get the belt.

What is going on

here? Okay, fine, I'll tell you everything.

Brian Austin Green is not my boyfriend, and this is his house, not mine.

Faith, why would you lie about all that? Because Mom's never believed in me, and

I didn't want her to be right, but the truth is, I can't even get arrested in

this town.

Well...

Till now.

We have to untie him right now. No, no, please, please. If Mom finds out about

this, she's going to think I'm a bigger loser than she already does.

What's going on in here?

Can I help?

No, we're fine.

Wow, that turkey smells good.

They're hearty, man.

I can see that.

I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything, Faith? You mean the bang? No.

Mom, why don't you seat everyone at the table and we'll serve, okay?

Thank you, Hope. All right, Faith. But this is the first and last time I go

along with one of your crazy schemes. Got it?

I promise I'll never drag you into another mess as long as I live.

Oh, but after this, I'm going to need your help returning Urkel's moped.

Hope everyone's hungry.

Can't we at least eat on real plates?

Who wants dessert?

But it's right here next to the vegetable medley.

Hope, I'm going to need your help carving the pie.

Excuse us.

Please don't see them like this when they get here.

I can imagine you must be really upset.

I know. And normally I wouldn't go along with something like this. It's just

that... This Thanksgiving was really special.

And, uh... I didn't want to...

I didn't want anything to ruin it because...

Oh, it might be the last Thanksgiving we spend together

as a family.

Are you all right?

I'm all right.

You don't have to always be so strong.

Why don't you let me be strong for you?

Faith, this house is really lovely. And your alarm is top-notch.

You've done really well for yourself, Faith.

You might not feel that way when I tell you.

Sweetie, I am so sorry that I'm late.

I just want to go home and freshen up.

And you must be the parents.

I have heard so much about you both from... her.

And I can see where your daughter gets her beauty. This is... mother of her.

This is my husband, Charlie.

Hey, Charlie.

Is that my hat?

Oh.

That's okay. You keep it.

I'll cherish it always.

So, how about a family picture?

Oh, that's a good idea.

You are so getting under my bra later.

Hey, everybody.

Say cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

I

had no

idea all that craziness was going on.

Neither did Mom, thank God.

I still have his hat.

Actually, Faith, Mom figured it out.

How? When it comes to their kids, moms know everything.

Well, not everything.

Absolutely everything.

Why did Brian suddenly agree to go along with you?

I, um, told him Mom was sick.

Oh, genius!

Celebrities love that make-a-wish stuff.

I wasn't lying, Faith.

What do you mean?

Mom had just found out she had ovarian cancer.

But mom died suddenly of a heart attack.

That was a shock to everyone.

I don't understand. Why didn't she tell me?

Dad wanted to.

That's why they were fighting.

You know your mom?

She put a brave face on everything.

Plus, she knew if she told you, you'd come home.

She didn't want you to give up on your dream of being an actress.

That's how much she believed in you.

But I never got a chance to say goodbye.

None of us did, sweetheart.

Why didn't you ever tell me this?

We didn't want you to feel worse than you did.

Where are you going?

Um, to my room.

I have to be alone.

I don't want to talk hope.

It's not hope.

Mom, there's something I want to tell you, Faith.

I love you.

And I've always been proud of you.

And from the day you were born, I knew you were destined for... Great things.

And no matter what happens.

In my eyes, you're a star.

And you always will be.

Really.

Truly.

Will you tickle my back like you used to?

She can be such a little devil sometimes but she always looks like an angel when

she sleeps.

That's true.